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Goblins in armour and
knights in the air,
don't try to spot danger,
for it's already there,
And just fighting together,
won't get you anywhere.
So don't march on the road they're pavin'.
Assemble the Legion,
but Aurelia beware:
For the times they are a-changin'.

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You may say not a sphinx
can fly 'bove the law,
But just know what is coming,
will leave you in awe,
For this plane had enough,
and this was the last straw,
and for fate there's no detainin',
There's new laws to write,
and new cards to draw,
for the times they are a-changin'.

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Rakdos may be great
and powerful and all,
but no matter the struggle,
even he's 'bout to fall,
status quo is a-breaking,
and the change won't be small,
your demon might will be fadin'
and your hedonist orgies
will soon hit the wall,
for the times they are a-changin'.

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Niv-Mizzet's doing whatever he can,
to reach into the lab'rynth,
with a thousand years' plans,
but it's out of the fire,
and into the pan,
and insanity may be claimin'
the rest of his genius,
and then the old man,
for the times they are a changin'

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Come gather my insects,
and undead and rats,
for if death's part of life,
then change is all that,
and your guild may die too,
is what I'm getting at,
and the dead don't need reanimatin',
so give life a new place,
where Jarad once sat,
for the times they are a-changin'.

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Where the money is flowing,
and ghosts rule the church,
they still count the money,
'stead of singing their dirge,
for Ravnica's breaking,
where the powers converge,
but Obzedat is not carin',
so they'll find out the hard way,
when soon comes the purge,
for the times they are a-changin'.

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What lurks in the shadows,
if not Dimir's spies?
But not even their agents,
and their clever diguise,
can sense all the guilds
collective demise,
or see how fate has been turnin',
the city for worse,
change comes at a prize,
and the times they are a-changin'.

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And in murky depths,
they're experimenting still,
Simic may mean adaption,
but this time it's for ill,
evolution may well mean
that you will get killed,
and already you're evolving for dyin',
the guilds break the city,
out of their own free will,
yes, the times they are a-changin'.

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And last but not least,
there is the conclave,
and like all the guilds,
digging up their own grave,
the storm will be coming,
like a great tidal wave,
and the Dryads will be weepin',
and those seeking peace,
may just get what they crave,
when the times they are a-changin'.

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Recorded for your listening pleasure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr0X9lRDzEU

Okay now sing it and post it on vocaroo or something.

>>22839638
>>22839641
Ha ha goddamn.

This is awesome, OP.

I love that /tg/ sits quietly and lets people finish shit like this uninterrupted.

Op you're a star, thank you.

Bumping this so more people hear it.

>>22839638
This is great. Thanks OP, you're not a faggot.

You actually recorded this.

That's amazing.

I love you OP

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11/10, OP is a pretty cool guy.

Yeah, up you go, thread.

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>>22839538
Bravo op, bravo.
Will sing this in the Dragon maze presentation

OP here. Would you like some more M:TG parodies? It didn't take me long to write this one, I'm sure I could churn out some others.

I was thinking maybe a parody of Sweet Jane: "Sweet Jace".

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>>22840200
>parody of Sweet Jane: "Sweet Jace".

>>22840200
DO IT.

FUCKING DO IT.

>>22840200
OP, why did you hide the video? Just in case, can you leave it up until dragons maze gets released?

Wow OP, that was amazing. Someone screencap this thread or something, its awesome.

>>22840281
Ah, sorry about that. Fixed it.
>>22840227
>>22840248
Gotta get some shit for university done first, but afterwards, sure.

Awesome song! 10/10

>>22839638
It says invalid video id. I am on mobile, though.

>>22840672
Works for me.

You just made my day, OP. Thank you.

OP, you're a cool guy, I like you.

I love you OP

i love this board

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Here they're comin' back to Ravnica,
Eldrazi problems at hand,
Jace is in his coat
Gideon's in his vest,
and me I'm in some rabid wild clans.
Showing up a mythic rare, Jace?
Yeah, you know those were different times,
All the Spikes were playing Stoneforge Mythic,
And all the Timmies rolled their eyes.

Sweet Jace.

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You know Jace he's an architect?
And Gideon's a champ.
And both of them save their good abilities,
for the next colourless ramp.
Settlin' down on a new plane, Jace,
you know that angel's not so nice,
It's a troubled world out there kids,
you know all those, fighting guilds,
and you can hear Gideon say:

Sweet, sweet Jace.

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You know some people like to go out there discarding cards,
and others let creatures fight, (just watch me now)
and there's even some evil guild leaders,
they say that this plane is just made out of stone roads,
you know, that nature doesn't really have a place,
and that instincts are something that you have to fight.
And you know, that instants are the only way to win,
and creatures only die.

But anyone who's ever played a card,
wouldn't turn around and break it,
and just because you had to discard,
you wouldn't turn around and hate it.

Sweet Jace.

holy shit OP. u dun good.

yesssssss

OP why are you so gangster.

Bravo, bravo!

Bonus points for actually recording it!

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Damn fine job, OP.

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Here, have me actually singing Sweet Jace.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQSWkK94Lic

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effin' brilliant OP.

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I don't even play Magic, and even I have to admit that this is legitimately awesome.

11/10 OP, you're getting shit done.

>>22841470

You! I like you! A lot, in a non-romantic way

>>22841561
>liking someone
>non-romantic way
>not liking a fellow elegan/tg/ent romantically, full homo
>2013

Did you not hear the honey-soaked words coming from your speaker, anon? He is calling to you.

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Amazing

I'm speechless

You could always cover "Borbie Gruul" OP

You all are gods among men, it is an honor to be posting in such a wonderful thread, I only hope it gets archived for future fa/tg/uys to see and hear.

>>22839638
>>22841470
That was just fantastic. Well done OP. Well done.

Your singing voice is pretty good OP. Good shit.

>>22841602

THIS
OMFG OP THIS
I LOVE MOTHERFUCKING AQUA, THAT WOULD BE FUCKING CASH

bump for OP

I have seen more shit get done in the last 3 days then I have in the last 3 months. /tg/ are you ok?

>>22842327
Just inflammation in post quality. Doctor /q/ says it'll go down around June, late July.

>>22842357
I don't believe in the whole Summer excuse, after all we were all new once. I find that the new bloods just need a stern talking too, some will listen, and for those that don't, just ignore them.

>>22842390
New blood needs to lurk, read the sticky, and then not be noticed as new, because they know the board.

>>22842461
Exaclty, that what they need to be told every time they come out of the woodwork.

>>22842327
If you want /tg/ to be awesome and productive, be awesome and productive. I'm but a single anon, but for today I made /tg/ get shit done. Be the change you want to see.
>>22842357
>>22842390
>>22842461
>>22842652
No. You are wrong. "Newfags" don't need to be better. YOU need to be better. YOU are responsible for the quality of this board. Not everyone else. /tg/ is not 'everyone else gets shit done'. It's 'everyone gets shit done'. That includes you. If the quality of posts goes down around summer, it's because YOU don't change it. It's because YOU don't get shit done.

I may do some more parodies later today or some other day.

bumping so that all may see this glorious work

>>22842917
I think you misunderstood me, I am trying to better myself while showing them how to better themselves as was done to me when I first came to this board.

Also I have a campaign I'm running that I'm planning on posting on here in the next few days.

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>>22839538
Fantastic OP. Holy shit.

>>22842917
Good man.

Back to working on the CUHRAAAZEY card game I go.

Marvellous. Superb. This is why /tg/ is the best - in my opinion - board on 4chan.

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Fucking beautiful.

>>22842917

>working on massive campaign write-up I was gonna post on /tg/
>stop and save it after typing out just a few more paragraphs; story is nowhere near complete
>get back onto /tg/
>see this post

Welp, back to the writing for me then.

this is as bad as that harem knights thread that was on here yesterday

>>22844540

STFU, bumping of spite and because OP is awesome

>>22843114
You could always post something on /tg/ afterwards

polite sage for offtopicness

>>22844760
oh fuck off you know it's terrible you just won't admit it to yourself

>>22844889
Just go back into your cave. Sleep a bit. You'll come out less stressed, and be able to reflect on what you've done.

>>22844962
what I've done? I'm stopping shitposting like this from ruining this board

OP, if you're gonna make more, maybe non-MTG themes? Like, whatever else you like.

Great stuff, anyway.

>>22845036
Sure. Suggest something. D&D maybe? Or That Guy? or even This Guy? Or half-fae catboys?
What would you like to hear about?

>>22845618
D&D sounds good. Maybe Planescape, if you like the setting?

>>22845618
Maybe some kind of parody involving mind flayers?
I don't know, anything is good.

I might as well post a parody I wrote a few months back.

I'm burning bright with the light from my cleansing beam, with the fate to blade you when the sirens scream, best believe, I'm in the guild to be, from the shield on my seat to the Wojek League.

Put a grin on my chin, when you come to me, 'cuz I'll win, I'm a legionaire and I'll bring death, to the place you're about to be: another river of blood runnin' under my feet.

Forged in a fire lit long ago, stand next to me, you'll never stand alone.

I'm last to leave, but the first to go, Law, to the death I shall always uphold. I fight on the side of the angels in flight, as lightning follow their thundering cry: swing with the sword, sear with the mind, surge with the zeal of righteous might.

>>22846039
I am a soldier and I'm marching on, I am a legionaire and this is our song.

The Boros Legion is where I belong, I am a legionaire and this is our song.


I bathe in the glow of a light so pure, abrupt decay to the face and I still endure, hole through the chest went the dread bore, and if another one hits I'll heal some more.

Signet on my chest ignite fire in me, like fusilade thrown to a Izzetling, if death don't bring you fear I swear, you'll fear these lockstep feet.

Come to the legion, come to me, up high in the light where the angels be, mail plate filled with hate, waging endless siege, where the ember burns and the Griffins screech.

Flee from this place if I cross your path, your hour of reckoning has come at last, purification; wipe your ass, and leave no trace are the spells I cast.

>>22846073
I am a soldier and I'm marching on, I am a legionaire and this is our song.

The Boros Legion is where I belong, I am a legionaire and this is our song.

Now I live lean and I mean to inflict the grief, and the least of me's still out of your reach.

The lightning helix gonna do the deed, until the city falls and my last breath leaves.

Roc in the air with a head held high, I'll charge in the path of the enemy line. Feel no fear, know my pride: for law and Justice I'll end your life.

I am a soldier and I'm marching on, I am a legionaire and this is our song.

The Boros Legion is where I belong, I am a legionaire and this is our song.

Song's here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTs6a0ORdQU

>>22841602
I tweaked that song so it flows better.

Hi Borbie
Hi Rade!
Do you wanna go for a thrash?
Sure Rade!
Jump on...


I'm a Borbie Gruul
In a Borbie World

I can smash it, It's Fantastic.
I can crush your lair, Go trampling everywhere
Annhiliation, Bloodrushing sensation!
Come on Borbie, let's go party.

I'm a Borbie Gruul
In a Borbie World

I can smash it, It's Fantastic.
I can crush your lair, Go trampling everywhere
Annhiliation, Bloodrushing sensation!

I'm a big one-eyed brute, I'm the mightiest gruul
Beat them up, stomp them dead, I'm your Alpha
Hit the block, knock and shock, In a flurry of rage.
Feel the hate, smash their gate, Oonga Boonga...
You can rip, you can tear, thrust you spear! We eat that boar!

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a Borbie Gruul
In a Borbie World

I can smash it, It's Fantastic.
I can crush your lair, Go trampling everywhere
Annhiliation, Bloodrushing sensation!

Come on Borbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Borbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Borbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Borbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Throw a land, on demand, Hurl whatever I please
Land assualting afar, City's bent on its knees!
Come rush in, Borbie Clan, crush and eating again!
Break their walls, City falls, let's go party!

>>22846220
You can rip, you can tear, thrust your spear! We eat that boar!
You can rip, you can tear, thrust your spear! We eat that boar!

Come on Borbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Borbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Borbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Borbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a Borbie Gruul
In a Borbie World

I can smash it, It's Fantastic.
I can crush your lair, Go trampling everywhere
Annhiliation, Bloodrushing sensation!

I'm a Borbie Gruul
In a Borbie World

I can smash it, It's Fantastic.
I can crush your lair, Go trampling everywhere
Annhiliation, Bloodrushing sensation!

Come on Borbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Borbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Borbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Borbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Oh I am having so much fun!
Well Borbie We're just getting started
Oh love you Rade!

Also god damnit guys don't you people make this thread in the evening?

>>22846220
>>22846244
I may record this sometime.
Also what would you like me to work out, a 'Rebel Yell' parody, or a 'Book of Love' parody?

Wizard's Spell or Book of Lore.

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>>22846359
Wizard's Spell

>>22846359
Book of Love

I would love to hear your take on Fly me to the moon parody about Tamiyo.

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Well done OP, much enjoyment was had.

>>22846359
Wizard's spell

In the midnight hour, friend, roll, roll, roll,
with a wizard's spell, we go roll, roll roll.

>>22846550
Yes, yes OP do want

just bumping this shit, its too good

Don't you die on me.

>>22847605
>>22847606
hive mind

>>22839638

Someone send this to MaRo or someone at Wizards. It's amazing and needs more exposure.

>>22847682
I somewhat thought that'd been done already.

>>22847682
I agree

To the first page you go

Oh god, tell me you can put this onto media fire or something so I can properly download it. oh mah god, this is amazing.

>>22851652
fetch mp3 is a good site to use for these if you want to download them

Well, that was fantastic and I would love to hear more from you OP.

Bumpin' for exposure.

>>22846359
I just wrote The Book of Lore, because it's a lot shorter than Rebel Yell. I'll post it later, just bumping so the thread doesn't die until then.

Don't worry, you're still getting the other one too.

>>22856642
Danke shein, OP

>>22856649
>Danke shein
Oh god, I've been awake to long. The old country weeps.

Dankeschön

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The book of lore is long and boring,
no one could lift the damn thing.
It's full of maps, and names and figures,
and instructions for GMs.

But I,
I love it that you read for me,
and you,
you could tell me anything.

The book of lore is full of poems,
in fact that's how the realm's described.
And some of it is not quite rhythmic,
and all of it's just really dumb.

But I,
I love it when you write for me,
and you,
you could GM anything.

The book of lore is long and boring
and based on legends from long ago,
it's full of classes, and spells and items,
and fetishes of the author.

But I,
I love it when you play with me,
and you,
you ought to take us adventuring.

>>22857810
Very nice

This is still going?

Oh shit yes.

>>22858117
Welcome to /tg/ most good threads last for days.

>>22858140
No they don't, they get buried under 'x wat do' and custom mtg card threads and never see the light of day again.

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The Book of Lore, recorded:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQEJQg7Dzbk

>>22858173
Thanks OP!

I'd really like to hear Borby Gruul if you're up for it.

>>22858169
Only if you don't bump them.

>>22858280
what this guy said.

you are truly a songsmith, but we have an insatiable hunger for more, always more!

>>22858312
This.

OP, you've got some damn fine pipes.

>>22846359
I would be so very happy if you recorded Borbie Gruul

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>>22858173
Stupid sexy Bard!

>>22858173
Bravo OP bravo!

Stay tuned for Borbie Gruul.

>>22860171
Thanks

>>22860171
oh man oh man oh man oh man

>>22860171
yesyesyesyesyesyes

Also, I loved The Book of Lore. It turned out great.

>>22858173

i cri ebry tiem

>>22860171
Yeeeeeees

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>Pic related: Borbie shaking his hips
I really hope you are ready for this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH_iG718ymg

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>>22861083

>>22861083
I love it. So much.

A song about GM lore not getting any love? MY GOD YOU HAVE WRITTEN MY SONG!

>>22861083
My body wasn't ready, but OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!

I want to rewrite Gangam style to Cleave and smite but have no musical ability.

>>22861333
That song is really great. And it's also short and simple, so it would make a good "/tg/ sings".

>>22861518
When was the last time we did one of those?

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>>22861083

OP, you make me so happy!

>>22861083
My body was not ready and now my sides have reached orbit

Bumping for glory

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My mind is blown.... I am now inspired to draw something. To do something.

This is the shit /tg/ is for.

>>22861083
Oh God

I asked for it, but wasn't prepare for it

soo goooood

>>22861083
Faaantastic

This needs to be archived if it hasn't been yet.

>you are now aware that this thread has less posts than the latest custom card thread.

>>22863780
That just means that there is more room for awesome songs in it.

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Oh for fucks sake!
Dylan? Fucking Bob Dylan?
In a TOLKIEN setting?

>>22846454
fuck. why did i save this?

so this fucking thread explodes, but my ork christmas carols in july thread tanks. Fuck you internet. Fuck you forever.

>>22863907
perhaps i served as some source of humble inspiration to a very bored and attention starved author.

>>22863907
It's like the dice gods, sometimes you roll high, sometimes you get a 1.

>>22863907
Do you still have them up on Youtube? I'd like to hear them.

>>22863907
This thread has been on for like... 2 days now. That's hardly exploding, but it's been great fun. How about you post your ork christmas carols as well now that you have some attention?
I know that at least I would appreciate some ork christmas carols.

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Something i did for Golgari

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLICp30BJgA

Did you think that your freedom been bound
By Orzhov owning your account
Did you feel you were tricked
By the contract they picked?
Well, come on down

All those rules don't apply
When you're high in the sky
So, come on down
Come on down

We're coming down underground
There's no better place to go
We've got zombies up on the sewers
We've got swamps down below

We're coming down to the ground
We see Jarad growing dem trees
And the land will be looked after
We send the plagues out in the breeze

Did you think you'd escaped from decease
By becoming one of the krasis?
Despite all you became it
You're always afraid
Of the change

You've got a lot on your chest
Well, you can come as my guest
So come on down
Come on down

We're coming down underground
There's no better place to go
We've got zombies up on the sewers
We've got swamps down below

We're coming down to the ground
We hear Gorgons and them creeps
And the land will be looked after
We send the plagues out in the breeze

Like Simic in the ocean
We felt at home in the copse
We learned to live off the good land
Learned to rise up a corpse
Then we got up on two legs
But we wanted to build
When we messed up our homeland
We created the guilds

Shitty lyrics AHOY!

>>22864266
Not bad, I like the idea of it.

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bumping

>>22865754
I knew exactly what song that was a parody of as soon as I started reading.

>>22865793
Well, it is a catchy song

>>22865754
The 10th Anniversary is playing in my head!

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>>22866509
>>22866399
>>22865793
>>22865754
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of guildless men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the mauls
There is a life about to start
When the guild halls fall!

Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Beyond the city gate
Is there a world you long to see?

Then join in the fight
That will give you the right to be free!

Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of guildless men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the mauls
There is a life about to start
When the guild halls fall!

Will you give all you can give
To see their guild halls come crashing down?
Some will fall and some will live
Will you stand up and make them drown?
The blood of the martyrs
Will stain every district and town!

Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of guildless men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the mauls
There is a life about to start
When the guild halls fall!

>>22866591
This is good too. I can see the people joining against the guilds in mass number larger than there are now.

>>22866591
Now that I think of it this would be a good /tg/ sings

bumping for more singing maybe

Bump

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzPOn9rYty8

This one was very forced but yeah

>That's Life - Planeswalkers

That's life, that's some 'walkers lore.
You're riding high in Lorwyn,
Shot down in Core.
But I know I'm gonna move this rock,
When I'm right back on the next block

That's life, funny as it seems.
Some dragoms get their kicks,
Steppin' on dreams
But I just can't let it get me down,
Cause i just keep planeswalkin' around.

I've fought some puppets & plants & phyrexian preators, a pawn and Karn.
I've been up and down and over and out
But I know one thing:
Each time I find myself flat on my face,
I pick myself up and get back in the race.

That's life, I can't deny it,
I thought of quitting,
But my spark just won't buy it.
Cause if I didn't think it was worth one single try,
I wouldn't jump right on a plane, and then get some fights

I've fought some puppets & plants & phyrexian preators, a pawn and Karn.
I've been up and down and over and out
But I know one thing:
Each time I find myself flat on my face,
I pick myself up and get back in the race.

That's life, and i can't deny it,
many times i thought of cuttin' out
but my spark won't buy it
And if there is nothing shakin' come next block
i'm going to get myself some spare mana
and walk

My
My

>>22869262
Not bad, I like how the lyrics have an element of truth in them.

I saw this posted on the MTGsubredit, was that you OP?

Fun times.

Bump

>>22870142
Yeah, I wrote it and recorded it.

did someone send this to MaRo yet?

To the front page with you!

>>22873296
Just did

Bumping this great thread

From an old thread but I think judging from OP's work with Borbie Gruul he might be able to do this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb_hqexKkw8

We’s All Gonna Blow Ya Up
By Rick Orkley
We’s All Gonna Blow Ya Up
By Rick Orkley

We's no strangers to WAAAGH!
We frags ‘em all, shoots ‘em in da eye
A full bombardment's what we’s finkin’ of
We’s gonna make sure that ya all’s gonna die
We’s jus’ wanna gives ya all a beatin’
Gonna make ya good ‘n’ dead

We’s all gonna blow ya up
We’s all gonna put ya down
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya
We’s all gonna make ya cry
You’s all gonna say good-bye
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya

We's fought each otha fer so long
Yer arrmy's all breakin’ but
Ya don’t wants ta quits it
Ya ‘n’ me both knows that it won’t be long
We’s gonna win, ‘n’ yer gonna loze it
‘N’ I fink ya all shud be fleein’
Don't tell me you's too blind ta see

We’s all gonna blow ya up
We’s all gonna put ya down
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya
We’s all gonna make ya cry
You’s all gonna say good-bye
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya

We’s all gonna blow ya up
We’s all gonna put ya down
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya
We’s all gonna make ya cry
You’s all gonna say good-bye
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya

(WAAAGH, blow ya up)
(WAAAGH, blow ya up)
(WAAAGH!)
We’s all gonna blow, we’s all gonna blow
(Blow ya up)
(WAAAGH!)
We’s all gonna blow, we’s all gonna blow
(Blow ya up)

We's fought each otha fer so long
Yer arrmy's all breakin’ but
Ya don’t wants ta quits it
Ya ‘n’ me both knows that it won’t be long
We’s gonna win, ‘n’ yer gonna loze it
We’s jus’ wanna gives ya all a beatin’
Gonna make ya good ‘n’ dead

>>22878858

We’s all gonna blow ya up
We’s all gonna put ya down
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya
We’s all gonna make ya cry
You’s all gonna say good-bye
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya

We’s all gonna blow ya up
We’s all gonna put ya down
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya
We’s all gonna make ya cry
You’s all gonna say good-bye
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya


We’s all gonna blow ya up
We’s all gonna put ya down
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya
We’s all gonna make ya cry
You’s all gonna say good-bye
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya

Well, it looks like this thread is dead for good. This is my last bump for it. It was fun while it lasted.

Stay classy /tg/

>>22880035
I'm still here, just had a busy day. I'll think of some fun parodies and either post it in this thread or a different one.
>>22878858
This has potential. I might just give it a try tomorrow.

>>22881713
Thanks, I originally wasn't gonna post it because I didn't think you could sing low enough but when I heard Borbie Gruul I knew you could.

No rush, just take everything at your own pace. I'd like to see more threads like this in the future.

Bumping to prevent death.

>>22839538

This part needs to be rewritten, as the scheme barely fits and the wording is terrible.

>>22839548

>for it's already there
to
>it's already there

>won't get you anywhere
to
>won't get you nowhere

>>22839555

>You may say not a sphinx
to
>You may say that no sphinx

>For this plane had enough
to
>This plane's had enough

>>22839567

Don't use a-breaking.

>>22839574

The meter in the first three lines if fucked. Fixable, but needs a little twisting. The rest, while fucked, works within its context with minimum shoehorns.

>>22839583

>Come gather my insects
>And undead and rats
to
>Now call up the insects
>the undead and rats

>and the dead don't need reanimatin'

Ugh. Shoehorning reanimating. Restructure.

>>22839600

Dirge and church is a rape rhyme. You can find something here.

>>22839600
>but Obzedat is not carin',

This line just doesn't work here. I tried a few, but I feel for you as that is a rough fucking fit.

>>22839610

>or see how fate has been turnin',

Ending sounds don't work with the closing verse.

>>22839619

The worst of them all. But still fixable, just needs a lot of work. A lot.

>>22839624

>>22839624

The Dryads line and the closing line's when just don't work. I love to tidal wave, but got a strong discord while playing along and singing it.

Overall? For /tg/ a solid 7/10. For a parody? 4/10. For a Magic parody? 0/10. Nothing beats the old American Pie/Revised parody. Though now it is a complete Classic Filk favorite.

>>22880035

Ye of little faith.

Bump.

>>22887135
It wasn't my lack of faith, it was that I was the only one to bump it over the course of that day. I even left my name up there by accident once.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w34fSnJNP-4

to tune of "shoot to thrill", Play to Mill

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Nice work OP.

>>22886340
I absolutely agree on most parts there. In fact, the more I listen to it the less I like it. I just felt like writing this and after the first verse decided to make a verse for each guild. It could have been done much, much better. Maybe I'll revise it sometime when I feel like it.
For now, however, my computer died yesterday and I have more important things to worry about than MTG parodies.
I wouldn't give myself mor ethan a 5/10, so I'd say I agree with your rating.
How'd you like Sweet Jace?

>>22895842
It really sucks that your computer died. Maybe one day you can do these again. I just hope you can recover your data from it.