>Be little me>Painting Daemonettes in store, enjoying myself, store worker helping>little bro sees them>"Anon what're those?">looks absolutly amazed>"Miniatures for my game.">"Can I have one?">Might as well be nice for once in my life>give him the dry one, looks really nice because of store guy>Be modern day>Helping little bro with his computer>mfw when he has a ton of Demonette porn.Did I do this /tg/? Also, family and tabletop games thread?
>>22788717Quick question: Are you male or female?
>>22788717Yeah. If he's further gone than that, you're going to have to explain it to your folks. Try to make out that you're an irresponsible dickwad, rather than that the game turns people psycho, OK?
>>22788737I didn't mean too, I just thought they looked neat at the time.
You have done the right thing. Slaanesh is proud.
>>22788745That's OK. In fact, that's what you should tell your folks. If your bro is some kind of sexual predator, they'll be relieved to hear that you're just kinda clueless.
>>22788761>mfw when he's a jock>mfw when he's the last person you'd expect to be into itMeh, I just might keep it under wraps, for his sake.
>>22788737>>22788761Explain how Daemonette porn makes one a sexual predator. At worst, it makes him a potential /d/eviant.
Newsflash: virtually everyone masturbates, even your little brother.
>>22788776Keep it to yourself. Telling your folks would be the ultimate douchebag move. I sure as shit wouldn't talk to or trust anybody ever again if they went and told my folks about my porn.
>>22788784Does everyone masturbate to daemonettes?
He probably masturbated over that little daemonette you got him.HOTGLUE AWAYYYY
>>22788780Explain what you understand by "if".
>>22788780/D/eviants are sexual predators.
I fail to see the problem here.
>>22788815>This anon does
>Be in 4th grade>MtG is getting popular>lil bro borrows my Mono Red deck>has the origional Red Elemental, the one with the chick made of fire>gets it banned because a teacher saw the card
>>22788717>13.M3>Not painting khornettesKHORNE IS DISAPPOINT!
>>22788849This one's still my fave.
>>22788815Aren't they basically the same as succubi?Not much difference then fapping to elf, orc, succubi, demon, gnome or fantasy porn in general.
At least it isn't bestiality porn.I never saw a horse dick before I fixed my brothers computer.In the end I figured it was his thing and didn't say shit about it. I did leave a notepad document open explaining clever ways to hide stuff like porn or pictures of his girlfriend or hide his horse porn from his girlfriend or whatever.
But daemonettes are perfectly normal to like
>>22788888>8'sTHIS THREAD KHORNE NOW.
>>22788829>/D/eviants are sexual predators.Now that's just not true. Some /d/eviants are, but you can't paint all of them with the same brush (and expect the paint to stick).There's a significant proportion of /d/goers that are firmly submissive bitches that would only want to be dominated/raped by tentacles/other. That's hardly sexual predation.
>>22788865That's not true. Khorne is never disappoint. His RAGE is unconditional.That's why Khorne is the best Chaos God.
>>22788855I remember having to explain shit like this to family/teachers. I particularly recall some sort of fantasy cards by Luis Royo and BROM causing mass offense.My mother also took my Pulp: This Is Hardcore CD because of the title.
>>22788904You're a good man.
>>22788931He means that daemonettes are intentionally made to be attractive, therefore it is normal to be attracted to them.
>mfw Khorne and Slaanesh are fighting again>mfw just as planned
Probably not.And his porn is none of your business. Move on. Who cares?
>>22788904>MfwBetter person than I am, anon.
>>22788955It's not your fault. You're just a kid.
>>22788950>Crab claws>Purple skin>Velocirapter claws on feet>Black eyesYou've got some weird attractions bro.
>>22788955Give me hug....;_;
>>22788968>nipples>a pulseGood nuff for me.
>>22788970Bring it in bro
>>22788968Not every depiction of them follows the canon rules. IIRC most of them are simply purple over sexualized women.
>>22789002Are there male Daemons of Slaanesh?
Oh no he is masturbating to drawn pictures!I really don't get how this is a big deal at allAnd looking for porn on someone else's computer is a really dickish thing to do, just sayan
>>22789012IIRC daemonettes and Slaanesh are both, male and female at the same time. Like Succubi, they are supposed to fit every taste.
>>22789029You apparently haven't heard of incubi.
>>22789029>mfw when I'm gaySo this means, one looks like a Catachan, on a pallet of oreos, holding a Ork Battleforce Box in one arm, a Nugget in the other, and his junk is only covered by a case of Chocolate Bock?
>mfw you corrupted your brother
>>22789042Incubi, succubi, who the hell cares. They're all the same, and it all depends on who writes them. Like vampires don't always have to sparckle or fear water.
>>22789016I'll hug you as soon as Mortarion actually does something with his daemonhood.God of stagnation indeed.
>>22788829>kidnap a girl>please tie me up and rape me and not let me orgasm>deviants are sexual predators
>>22788815You're on /tg/, and that's known for two things: /d/ lite, and warhammer
>>22789060The dark faith grows.
>>22789042in some of the mythos the succubi is the incubi, it shapeshift as needed, extracts semen from men, corrupts it and injects it into women
>>22789076As if Magnus is doing anything other then shouting "JUST AS PLANNED" while eating his breakfast.
>>22788904You're doing God's work, my son.
>>22789047That sounds deliciousI like traps though
>>22789060>mfw when I corrupted my brother
>>22788815Does someone not?
>>22789074You're fucking retarded. An incubus isn't a variation of succubi, it's a male succubus. It's an entirely different thing than a slight variation in a mythological creature like a vampire.
>>22788888Well yea but they also have peniseseses's. Its like they can take it and give back in turn. A give and take relationship.
>>22789138Aren't Slaaneshi followers hermaphrodites with multiple ponoses and vagoos?
>>22789102where have you been?he fucked up the space wolves good.
>>22789114>>22789060Come on guys, we all know that we live on a planet that's probably going to join chaos as soon as a traitor warband sets a foot on oour soil.'Merica is gonna go all TzeentchAfrica is gonna be all NurgleAsia is gonna go on Khorne rage South America is SlaaneshEurope is all Chaos UndevidedWe are all already corrupted.
>>22789123actually they are the same - a succbus was supposed to show up, steal men's cum and then turn into an incubus and fuck women. It was a way to explain nocturnal emissions as well as how unmarried people (usually priests and nuns) ended up with kids
>>22789154If Australia and New Zealand weren't asleep right now, they'd be getting awfully smug about that.
>>22789169What? I'm describing my perfect man.
>>22789153Magnus goes for Space Wolves: Gets his shit slappedMortarion does something: Gets his shit slapped by Kaldor DraigoThey both fail. Your Prince sucks just as bad.
>>22789102PLAN-IOS: THE DELICIOUSNESS WAS INEVITABLE!
>>22789168I reckon they'd go undivided as well
>>22789182Nigga you fabulous
>>22789192I'm sorry, I have to take your first answer. It's not because I want to, those are just the rules.And you know what would happen without rules, don't you?
>>22789160I never knew that, that's interesting
>>22789182The nugget intrigues my inner /k/ommando and the crate of oreos implies you're overweight. You wouldn't happen to be a chubby fem guy would you?
>>22789168Where'd you think all those Asian khornates will head first.
>>22789185>Magnus goes for Space Wolves: Gets his shit slappedthat's not how you spell go on a rampage across the sector and do sufficient damage to their ranks to be felt for years to come before being banished banished by a concerted effort
>>22789154>Implying America won't go full Khornate and the EU will turn Tzeentch as fuck.
>>22789206...Rule 0?Or Ronnie Soak?
>>22789214I think they'll start fighting each other. Kinda their MO. (Britfag, for the record. BLACK LEGION RULES!)
>>22789213Nope, I'm skinny fat.
>>22789182You sound very hungry.
>>22789215Space Wolves aren't exactly known for their spelling.
>>22789154That picture reminds me that I need to actually get into 40K and start reading some novels and codexes. Chaos gods in the 40K setting fascinate me, because they're still kind of self-aware. I find them to have actual personalities unlike a lot of what I've read about Spessmehren chapters. Then again, the only Space Marine fluff I've had intimate contact with stems from research related to 40K vidya, so, yeah, boring-ass Ultramarines.Also, I, for one, welcome our new chaotic chaos overlord Tzeentch.
>>22789256Or, maybe Oreos and Chocolate Bock are FUCKING DELECIOUS
>>22788717You did well, you will have your reward
>>22788815I prefer Draenei, to be honest. They have same array of exotic features without the whole devouring your soul business attached.
>>22789308Is that a guy?
>>22789154implying Germany, Japan and possibly Britain aren't going to worship the Machine-Spirit/ the Dragon.Keep your chaos gods, Long Live the Machine-God!
>>22789308Well fuck, now my dick's confused.
>>22789327do you want it to be a guy?
>>22789251How much body hair?
>>22789336Maybe. Can he look like a Catachan, on a pallet of oreos, holding a Ork Battleforce Box in one arm, a Nugget in the other, and his junk is only covered by a case of Chocolate Bock?
>>22789343Legs and crotch: GORILLA MODEChest and arms: mehHead: no facial, mo'hawk
>>22789327No clue. I'm more wondering whether pic related is a guy.
>>22789359That's an interesting hair pattern.
>>22789331That's how you slaanesh
>>22789348>nuggetSo he'll give you the Nugget to have sex with?
>>22789476No no, he'll use the nugget, to polevault to me. Isn't this obvious?
>>22789329>Implying Japan isn't going all "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GAWD">Implying Britain and Germany won't just turn into Iron Warriors
>>22789383does it matter? we will all be fisted by daeomenettes for eternity anyway
>>22789520>>Implying Britain and Germany won't just turn into Iron WarriorsThe ingenious, hardy, bitter siege masters?Yes, that fits
>>22789557can't tell if sarcasm or serious....
>>22789569Sarcasm, I mean how could a country famous for its (weapon) engineering be in anyway be thought similar to the of Traitor Legion renown for its devious engineering?
>>22789604i think germany will be iron warrios but britain will dark adeptus mechanicus
>>22789615Mahstohr, why deed you eet mah fries?
>>22789557>France going all Alpha Legion>Italy and Spain turning into Word Bearers>Russia simply turns into Nightlords and goes on to fight khornate China/Mongolia and Black Legion Poland
>>22789160yup. that myth was also used to explain severely crippled babies. a peasant in those times simply couldn't afford to feed something that would never do any work, so they had to kill them. got rid of the moral dilemma that way (i suspect).
being big is excessive, right?
>>22789625Given their habit of Empire building, I think they may be more suited to Ultramarines...
>>22789638>Black Legion PolandSo being an all around failure?How very fitting!
>>22789658Oh my god, so many thing make sense now
>>22788904Pray tell, what are your methods?
>>22789680Abaddon cannot into cadia
>>22789658>All around failure>Winged HussarsNo. Try harder.
>>22789712>Polandball has no armsand now the pieces fall into place...
>>22789639The Changeling myth was created to explain kids with mental retardation and deformities. In fact, some of the earliest child abuse laws were created to prevent people from torturing these children, as the changeling stories said that if the child was in danger the real mother would come and save it.
>>22789712I believe you got the colours wrong... But "Polandball the Despoiler" IS hilarous
>>22789638>France>Alpha Legion"The United States of America is acting strangely."
>>22789707Yeah. They were successful long time ago under different name.
>>22789759Alpha Legion France is correct... "Do a lot of shit, never win an actual fight."
>>22789769Black Legion..Lunar Wolves..I makes more sense by the minute!
>>22789773France won a war (admittedly, a totally unfair one) last year.
>>22789769Well, they were merged with Lithuania if I remember... That means they suck without Lithuania
>>22789748The saga continues
>>22789791So... Lithuania is Loken and Torgaddon?
The way this thread just turned out has brought me one step closer to enlightenment
>>22789817Lithuania are the Luna Wolves that remained loyal and died on Istvan III(not sure which one it was). Some Lithuanians survived and became Grey Knights, which is why they are so Mary Sue.
>>22789637I thought I was going to rip my pants, but then I saw her faceI need a bag
>>22789853I am disappoint
>>22789840Holy fuck, this is epically correct!But, in that case... Who/which country is Ursarkar E. Creed?
>>22789909The Jews, duh.
>>22789638so, what would Sweden be? Flawless host?
>>22789274Mehreens can have personalities, it's just that they're also monks, so they have very structured lives and are expected to have certain beliefs.Also, Chaos Gods are individuals, while a chapter of marines is a whole organization. You're going to see more personality and variation between individuals than between groups organized according to the same rules.My favorite Chaos God is Nurgle! My favorite Space Marines are the Mortifactors, followed by the Salamanders.
>>22789924I'd rather see the jews as Alpha Legion - constantly plotting in shadows etc.Creed = Putin, perhaps? He likes trolling Poland
>>22788918Nor does wanting to engage in rape-play mean you're going to actively rape someone.
>>22789646Yeah, Slaves to Darkness was full of fatties.It's sad that everyone associates them with Nurgle nowadays, fat and bloated are two different things.Loves me some fat Daemonettes.
>>22788883> Daemonettes with two tits and no dickBro do you even lust?
>>22789773France was King-big nuts of Europe for centuries until a coalition of everyone and their granny's dog smacked their shit and they never got over the shock.
>>22790009France's power level was over 90 000!
>>22790009What Legion would Peninsula war era Britain be?I can't think of a smallish one, with relatively little manpower, that still manages to throw a spanner in the works at every opportunity
>>22790100Thousand Sons, only without the magic&stuff.
>>22788725>>22788738Because it would have been a lot hotter if you were a girl.You could have cosplayed as a daemonette for him as a birthday present.
>>22790180But isn't he gay?He can still dress up as a daemonette.
>implying corruption and incest>polandball>international flamewarWow, I didn't expect to find thread like this here on /tg/
>>22790238You don't even need the other boards.
>>22790238>international flame warWe are merely putting countries into Spess Mahreen Legions.
>>22790285>Poland being all around failure>Francenever won an actual fight>Jews plotting in shadowsYeah, no flame war here
>>22790238>international flamewarAside from Lithuania = Grey Knights, I don't think anyone's been that cruel.
>>22790325You clearly haven't seen>>22789652
>>22790319Missed the anti-semitism. Hopefully that poster gets cancer.The others, though? Poland is an all-round failure - like the Black Legion. France never won an actual fight - like Alpha Legion. Not particularly insulting.
>>22790345>>22790319for the love of god, don't speak any more about it.The board that shall not be named seems to be breaking out of its containment zone and has been derailing threads for weeks now.
>>22790345Don't know about Poland, but when France decided to conquer some land with Napoleon, they've won Egypt, Italy and Germany... Russians stopped them only thanks to their winters
>>22790338I need a more suitable Ultramarine. Who would be a better fir?
>>22790229Daemonettes are hardly female in their entirety, so yeah, that works.
>>22790412"Board that shall not be named" - you won an internetAlright, back on the topic.My parents think i'm immature because I play with toy soldiers. My brother likes Warhammer fluff-wise but never got into playing
>>22790338Oh shit that is nasty. /tg/, I know we fight sometimes, but we are all bros here. Lets get back to something we can all discuss politely, like... >>22790229Is it hotter to have a man or a woman cosplay as a daemonette? Does it matter?
>>22790448Tell your parents, "Nuh-uh! I'll do what I want! You're not the boss of me!"That'l teach them.
>>22790432America. World Police and all that.
>>22790485I guess for heterosexual men, woman would be hotter. Same for homosexual women. For gays, man would be hotter.But for REAL follower of Slaanesh, any sex would be fine! A cat would be fine, too...
>>22790448Did you try playing it with him?Ignore parents saying that, parents will always be parents.
>>22790432y'know, despite being English myself, I do actually think Ultras fit best with the British. Especially during Peninsula times.For one thing, Generals; like Guilliman, Cromwell, The Duke of Wellington, Montgomery etc, were well known for their phenomenal logistical skills that ended up winning wars.
>>22790511Well, they're not telling me to stop playing, so it's not that bad.
>>22790530Flag might be a bit hard to draw.>>22790554I think I'll keep Ultras British and Germany will be Imperial Fists or Iron Warriors.
>>22790545Unfortunately, we're not living together and I've only got one army, my beloved Oldcrons.Also, I fucking love your Sweden. Saved.
>>22790538Yeah, but this is /tg/, so I suspect that our preference would be an effeminate boy.
>>22789934No one cares about Sweden.
>>22790598If he comes for a visit like the holidays you could try playing the game with just small squads, just to see if he likes this type of thing.
So we have:Alpha legion - FranceWord Bearers - SpainUltramarines - BritainIron Warriors/Imperial fists - GermanyAnyone else got any ideas?
>>22790612We're not /v/ or /d/, so no.
>>22790630ohshitforgot Black legion - PolandSweden - Emperor's ChildrenWould Russias Zapp Brannigan like tactic of "wave after wave of my own men at them!" qualify them for the World Eaters?>>22790530world police might translate into the Space Wolves
Denmark and Norway as space wolfs? Seems appropriate
>>22790630Shouldn't Italy/ the Vatican be the Word Bearers?
>>22789221Implying the decadent Europeans haven't already sold out to Slaaneshhttp://austriantimes.at/mobile/news/Around_the_World/2013-01-21/46589/Bra-Gade_of_Guards
>>22790613Ehem >>22790545>>22790630Emperors Children - SwedenWorld Eaters - Japan
>>22790652America = Dark AngelsBoth had civil wars, so it fits
>>22790612I was about to say 50/50 girl/trap.
>>22790652>Emperor's Children>Not the Dutch?
>>22790672Ahahaha>Women are just as capable at being a soldiers as men, baka!
>>22790652I think we had Russia as the Night Lords somewhere over here.
>>22790698And they're both equally paranoid
>>22790698>>22790731Yep, this would appear to fit.
>>22790688World Eaters - Japan? Perhaps around WWII, but no longer today
>>22788717Dude definitely jacked off to your painted mini.Seeing that your hobby skills could inspire one's erotic escapades should make you proud at least.I see nothing bat in it.More so, for his next birthday you could paint him another, even more detailed one, as your quality of painting minis sure rose to new standard since you was little.You should be responsible for your younger brother's tastes, imagine finding furry or sonic porn on his PC.Slaanesh is pleased of you.
>>22790630I think Germany should be Black Templar."Do not suffer the debtor to live!"
>>22790652I'm not sure about the Iron Warriors though.
>>22790788So, Germans = Imperial Fists and modern Japan = Iron Warriors?
>>22790698Other countries that have had civil wars include, but are not limited to:England.France.Spain.Germany.Russia.Mexico.China.Spain also had an Inquisition.
>>22790799Fuck, you made me imagine someone fapping to a mini; I need a brain bleachIsha protect me, I can feel Slaanesh coming for my soul
>>22790803You gave me an Idea.Imperial Fists - Holy Roman EmpireBlack Templars - GermanyCrimson Fists - AustriaSoul Drinkers - Switzerland
>>22790843Yeah, but most of these countries already have their legions
>>22790652>Black Legion - PolandPolish Amerifag here: I am VERY okay with this.
>>22790826Japan could be Salamander.
>>22790858Oh god, this is HILAROUS!BTW since GB is Ultramarines... Does it means that Scotland and Wales are two missing legions?
>>22790630Denmark as Grey Wolfes!grey wolfs are viking marines - Denmark was the viking nation that conquered the most land
>>22790906>Does it means that Scotland and Wales are two missing legions?dear god…
>>22790906Wouldn't they be companies of the Ultramarines?GB - UltramarinesEngland - First CompanyScotland - Second CompanyWales - Third CompanyNorthern Ireland - Fourth Company
>>22790855When you are young and unspoiled, and have a little choice, you fap to what you have.Now there is Internet to instantly satisfy ones even most exquisite taste.Before that, you had to be creative.
>>22790906But Scotland is the Storm Wardens.
>>22790945He's referring to the fact that the two missing legions were implied to be absorbed into the Ultramarines after they were destroyed by the Space Wolves
>>22788904You are the true american hero.
>>22790945No, let's make companies into big cities, like London = 2nd company >>> David Cameron = cpt SicarusIdea with missing legions is brilliant, and Japanese are definetly Salamanders
>>22788815>Doesn't everyone masturbate to daemonettes?fixed
>>22790917Who would be suitable for Thousand Sons?I thought about either Egypt( which is too obvious and Egypt isn't very magical) or maybe Italy?
>>22790981No, London is the first company and Cameron is Calgar. Queen does nothing except for sitting on her throne (no offense, people) so she should be Guilliman
>>22791009>>22790554>>22790906Jesus christ, when I first mentioned it here>>22789652I had no idea it would fit so well.Even better than Black Legion Poland.
>>22790530>Implying Spain is more theocratic than Murrica
>>22790448>implying that their hobbies are any more mature or fulfilling.
>>22790717Read the actual article. It's about male soldiers growing breasts on one side
>>22791113We are mostly going by stereotypes here and Spain(Word Bearers) fits quite well as a rival for GB(Ultramarines).
>>22790855As long as the "stuff" doesn't come flying all over the mini it's not any different then porn.
>>22791173Why is Germany so gleeful?
>>22791173That face of Germany XD Sorry, but I can't stop laughing, ahahahahAlso, Merkel is Lysander, Cameron is papa smurf, Tusc is Failbaddon, Azrael is Obama...
>>22791205>We are mostly going by stereotypes here>mostly going by stereotypes>mostly
God dammit , I am Polish . Firstly beacouse I am a patriot I wanted to say something that Poland is not total faliture. Is't just we win battles , lose wars cause we have stupid/idiot people ruleing our contry ... Then I realized is just like Blacke Legion .Fuck my country , is't suck .
>>22790672>http://austriantimes.at/mobile/news/Around_the_World/2013-01-21/46589/Bra-Gade_of_GuardsShit we are really turning into a Slaaneshi cult. Well what should we expect, we're all imitating ancient Greece anyway and they were Slaaneshi as shit.
>>22790672Punching my junk starting today.
>>22791009I'm no smurfs fan but i think comparing him to that cunt is a bit harsh on calgar, even if he is fictional.
>>22791272Yeah, very cruel to papa smurf. Also, Guilliman isn't nearly as sinister as Windsor.
>>22791252Your people were CRUSHED before the mighty armies of England in my medieval total war game.
>>22791234Nah. Merkel is Tankred.But Bismarck was Sigismund.
Primarchs; Arthur Penhaligon (once and future king rumour would be behind the healing in stasis thing) of the UltramarinesWashington of the Dark AnglesCharlemagne of the Imperial FistsCanute of the Space Wolves
>>22791252Don't be sad. You had some pretty cool cavalry back in the day.New Legion: I think Italy fits this one because like the White Scars Italy really likes to go fast. I also don't think Mongolia, despite being the inspiration for them, is suitable to be White Scars ball.
>>22791347As if none of us noticed the whole king arthur thing before now...Also the DA one should probably be whichever president was actually gay (swear i heard one of them was)
>>22791347Hail Canute the bishie king!
>>22788961And frankly, that's not hard.But isn't it nice?
>>22791384>Also the DA one should probably be whichever president was actually gay (swear i heard one of them was)Lincoln.
>>22789327You'll never know, that's the fun.
>>22791384The current list:Ultramarines: GBImperial Fists: Holy Roman EmprieBlack Templars: GermanyCrimson Fists: AustriaSoul Drinkers: SwitzerlandSalamanders: JapanWord Bearers: Spain Black Legion: PolandEmperors Children: SwedenSpace Wolves: DenmarkWhite Scars: ItalyCreed: IsraelAlpha Legion: FranceDark Angels: USAWe sure need Russia in there.
>>22791476>Dark Angels: USAWho are the fallen? Al Qaeda doesn't make sense since it implies we trained and equipped them to fight another foe until...they.....but we KILLED Cypher
>>22791503The Fallen are the southern states.
>>22791546or are they the northern states o.0
>>22789168nah we would be some kinda Khornate-slaneshi mix. Aus becomes an eternal bar fight, liquor and blood fill the street and when we aren't having a go at each other we are having a go at the wildlife. And when the day is done we throw our defeated enemies on the barbie, sit back and drink until we can't stand.
>>22791476Russia was declared Night Lords>>22791503WHO THE FUCK IS CYPHER THERE IS NO SUCH PERSON STOP THIS OR WE'LL PUT YOU IN GUANTANAMOYeah, perfectly like USA
>>22791546>>22791559no need to hunt either of those
>>22791476Done with USA!
>>22791476Damnit /tg/, if it's a thread about monstergirls you derail it into a discussion of geopolitics. If it's a discussion about geopolitics you derail it into monstergirls. Make up your damn mind!
>>22791252That hit me too, bro. I wonder if csm from black legion feel like us after another failed assault on cadia...
>>22791391Traps are not supposed to get sexier when you make them more manly. Stop that Canute.
>>22788922Good album that.
>>22791591CLEARLY we need to debate monstergirl geopolitics.Isn't it about time the werebats moved out of occupied naga-stan?
>>22791591Actually it a monstergirl-geopolitics-40k-ball thread now.
>>22791476So we still needBlood AngelsRaven GuardIron WarriorsWorld Eaters (Since Japan was changed to Salamanders)Death GuardFinal decision on the Thousand Sonsand then we're done.
>>22791587>our little secretmy sides have ascended to daemonhood
>>22791586>>22791587Beautiful :) Also, the Fallen should be terrorists - they're few in number, but hard to find
>>22791660>World Eaters (Since Japan was changed to Salamanders)Somalia
>>22791660Blood Angels: Romania
>>22791252Hey, I have more respect for Poland than I do for France. I mean, after Poland fell in WWII? You guys joined up with any military that'd let you beat the shit out of the Germans. Unlike France, who just kind of rolled over and died, and then started doing the resistance thing. I mean, I consider Polish to be more of a real language than French, and Polish has ys and xs and shit in places that, as an American, I do not feel comfortable with them being there.Plus, the fact that the 22nd Artillery Supply Company had a freaking BEAR that MOVED ARTILLERY SHELLS AND PUNCHED THE FUCK OUT OF GERMAN SPIES kind of makes Poland awesome by default. Seriously, I'd guess that Wojtek was worth about 600,000 points on any sort of scale of awesomeness that might exist.
>>22789311Unless it's /d/raenei, they do not have 50 gigantic penises.
>>22791391bishie my ass
>>22791503Actually, we DID equip and train them to fight another foe. Afghan-Soviet War. Bin Laden was one of the mujahedin.Unless that's what you were getting at with those elipses, in which case I salute your knowledge of how the entire Cold War was one big fuck-up.
>>22791729I thought the ellipses made it clear that I was joking, but alas the internet lacks tone and body languag
>>22791742And because we're rarely using smiles here
>>22791742Well, at least I recognized that that was a possibility. But you are correct. Damn the Internet's lack of tone.
>>22791622Nigga you gay.But he looks indeed a lot more like a king now and less like a princess.>>22791660Blood Angels - RomaniaRaven Guard - ArgentinaWorld Eaters - BrasilDeath Guard - SerbiaThousand Sons - Egypt>>22791713Well, you see. He has improved from trap status.
>>22789154What would Canada be?The Tau?>C-come on g-guys, s-stop f-fighting..>p-please...?
>>22791660Creed cannot be Israel, it's stupid. Israel should be Raven Guard, because they have the best secret services in world
>>22791781I think the Thousand Sons might be better placed as China, given the incredible amount of mysticism surrounding Chinese culture to this day.Egypt only has a physical resemblance to the thousand sons
>>22791781>Dat Askeladd faceFuckin' this comic, man"Which is greater, our Thor or your Jesus?""Whichever invented alcohol."
>>22791781Actually I think Vietnam could be a nice Ravenguard. Vietcong was pretty good at those sneaky quick attack tactics.
>>22791781Let's get historical here: World Eaters should be Turkey, because they conquered the shit out of southern Europe
>>22791829but who would be the Death Guard?
>>22791829Yes, but Ravenguard are completely black.
>>22791854greece.Decrepit, decaying, rotting, but it STILL MANAGES TO PERSIST
>>22789168How do they sleep upside down?
>>22791797Aye, I agree here.Also means that the taint introduced in the thread by board that shall not be named gets removed.
>>22791865on the carcasses of hundreds of spiders
>>22791852It fits, janissaries are basically our Berzerkers
>>22791863Pure genius anon, hats off.
Out of curiosity, who would be the Blood Ravens?
>>22791863You can cheat death but you can't cheat bankers.
>>22791863I'm okay with this.
>>22791888I think Argentina might fit the bill there.Nice island you've got there Britain, shame if something were toOH GOD, MY FLEET!!!although it might not fit that well, since Ultramarines and BR are bros in canon
Ultramarines: GBMissing Legions: Wales and ScotlandImperial Fists: Holy Roman EmprieBlack Templars: GermanyCrimson Fists: AustriaSoul Drinkers: SwitzerlandSalamanders: JapanWord Bearers: SpainBlack Legion: PolandEmperors Children: SwedenSpace Wolves: DenmarkWhite Scars: ItalyRaven Guard: IsraelAlpha Legion: FranceDark Angels: USADeath Guard: GreeceWorld Eaters: TurkeyThousand Sons: China
>>22791852Ravenguard and new proposal for WE.Discuss, in the meantime I'll do Blood Angels.
>>22791852Ravenguard and new proposal for WE.Discuss, in the meantime I'll do Blood Angels and Death Guard.
>>22791972I think the only first founding we're missing is Iron Warriors.And the Emperor, of course. Though I think the UN would fit him considering how he failed to stop any conflicts.
>>22791503>since it implies we trained and equipped them to fight another foeWe did. Al Qaeda received Navy Seal training.
>>22792014I hope someone screencapped this thread, because I haven't seen here anything more awesome for many months
>>22791933But the Blood Ravens are white.
>>22788761>>22788737What the fuck is wrong with you.Everyone, EVERYONE, has those wierd kinks that only they are supposed to know about.I like feet. I have a small collection of foot focused images on my hard disk. I am literally the only one who knows this about me. Does this make me a 'sexual predator'?
>>22791961>>22791972Iron Warriors = The Ancient Greeks.Siege masters, Trojan Horse anyone?May cause snarls with the Modern Greek Death guard though.
>>22792122For a few seconds a had no idea what are you talking about. Yeah, this thread got derailed a bit.
>>22792103Which is why everyone else said pikeys.
>>22792122Not the guy you responded to, but no, it does not.Never really understood the appeal of Feet though. I'm more of an Amputee-guy myself.
>>22792154Say what you want, I think feet fetishists have a leg up on popularity.
>>22792158Oh fuck, this Greece is a masterpiece, Anon.About Iron Warriors: who has scary technology and is using it to make people fear them? Appl- er, I meant North Corea!
>>22792181good one sir.
>>22792192Badum tss!But nice idea there.Are we missing any First founding chapters now?
>>22792192Iron Warriors: North Korea, Syria, Serbia, Iraq or maybe Pakistan?>>22792218Ironhands
>>22788815Do you... not?
>>22792218Sorry, not in good shape for joking today. Aren't Iron Hands the opposite of Iron Warriors? In that case, they should be South Corea.
>>22792289Iron Warriors are the rivals of The imperial fists bro, Iron Hands are the ones obsessed with machines.
>>22792241Only North Corea and maybe Serbia seems to be advanced enough
>>22792192>>22792241>>22792313>>22792342Iraq = Iron Warriors (nuclear program)South Corea = Iron Hands (obsessed with technology, but good guys)
>>22792398And we're done.Unless anyone has any objections?
>>22792421No, United Nations as Emprah to finish and that's it. It was splendid work, people, I hope we will meet soon in another thread. Meanwhile, goodbye!
>>22792421Just for jokes, what about the /tg/ chapters?
>>22792342>>22792313>>22792289>>22792241We still need the Thousand Sons though.
>>22792471I though they were China, because they look identical and there's a mystical aura surrounding they culture
>>22792471I think China got the Thousand Sons, due to mysticism being so deeply ingrained there.Although, that said, it would be nice to have a country obsessed with knowledge
>>22792499>>22792511Drawing TS China, UN Emprah and later I'll do a group pic.
>>22792464Bye Anon and see you later.
>>22792530You're a good man anon.>>22792464until next time bro.Is this thread archive Worthy?Even without the Nation/Legions, the sheer scale of the derailment is noteworthy, surely?
>disrespectings of polandstop bullshit /tg/, there is enough hatings of poland over internet and i will not tolerateif yuo have anythign to say about us beign nations of failure i am invitign of you to our capital of warsaw to come and say yout lies to ours facei am of promise i will personally begin cutting of youre entrails first second you start talk of disrespect about poland and think us of cowardice and failuresyuo will see of your mistakes but too late as the cuttings of your stomach and bashing of your kidneys will alredy beginyou will cry "polan pls i am of apologies i talked bullshit about yours naiton i learnt from german propagandas"and we will be of regret too because propaganda of hitler about poland is still of great sucess among countries of west but revange has to be completeso i ask you board of /tg/ to make stoppings of ridiculeing poland because we are of no deserving of this mocking and we will be force to make venegneance against yuo if you will be of refusings to stop
>>22792587>>22792530TS and NL.I think it's archive worthy.
>>22792640Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms.>>22789712
>>22792658fact is of no matter ohter balls of countrys are of no arms also
>>22792640>>22792658 Don't listen to that fag, I'm from Poland too and drawing polandball as Failbaddon definetly doesn't offend me, because I have some distance to myself
>>22792652>>22792658>>22792678>>22792714>>22792759Last ball being added.Next up is big family picture!
>>22792678My defence relied on the fact that I was hoping you wouldn't notice
>>22792775that looks pretty Ballin.
>>22792775http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22788717/just got archived.keep up the good work!
>>22792775I think SPQR would be a better emperor.dead, no real influence any more, everyone wants to be them or reference them
>>22792829>dead, no real influence any more,We're still talking about the UN, right?
>>22792829UN is better: it still exists (technically) and many people do something 'in the name' of it, but it doesn't eally matter anymore
>>22792862well its been dead longer.what's the astronomicon?the internet?
>>22792889Internet is the Warp, full of unknown dangers and daemons. It also causes heads to explode
I present you the entire family!ALL HAIL EMPRAH AND ALL THE LEGIONS!
>>22793071Thank you, good sir.and thank you to everyone who contributed to the thread.
>>22793071you are good and yo should feel good.
>>22793071>>22793129I wish to thank everybody for the help, input, jokes and ideas. Drawing those balls would have only been half as fun without you anons. I hope these balls will find a good home here at 4chan.
>>22793092>>22793150Whoops forgot to link you to thanking post.Sorry anon my bad.
>>22793150I believe now we can go back on topic.>>22788717So OP have you made up your mind about what you found?
Well, have a good night everybody and have fun with polandball legions.Night and see you later anons.
>>22793071Sweden is looking faaabulous!