Bizarre Slime Alternate #1/tg/ Character Creation - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/22688477Tl;drName: Ash KingleyAppearance: Futuristic Bartender UniformHair: Long/StraightHair Color: BlackEye Color: MixedPersonality: Introverted, Calm and CollectedDefining traits: Gambler/Hardened ExplorerAccessories: SunglassesSummary of what's happened so far:After Ash's rock band disbands, he meets a synthetic German scientist named Gilder Goldenheim obsessed with fixing and breaking the flow of the world. Ash agrees to undergo an operation that will help him get one step closer to becoming a Rock Star.By applying Bizarre Slime Alternate, Ash's body will undergo metamorphosis and his stats will change. These choices here will effect the story and the choices down the line, think carefully about his build.What type of magic do you prefer: Rune Magic: Magic stored in runes carved inside the bloodstream. Increases physical capabilities, greater guitar shredding. The Half Circle Characters (No charge up, limited capacity) Siphon Magic: Magic extracted from the world around you, body used as a conduit. Increases showmanship. The Charge Characters (Charge up required, unlimited capacity)  Sound Magic: Magic that requires a catalyst and the use of vibrations. Considered the hardest and most unforgiving, Sound Magic users are encouraged to be creative, for that's the only way they stand a chance. The Full Circle Characters (Requires Charge, Limited Capacity, Unlimited Possibilities)What Stat do you main: Physical Strength Agility Endurance Magical Power Intelligence Luck StyleWhat Stat do you sub: Physical Strength Agility Endurance Magical Power Intelligence Luck Style
[x] Sound[x] Intelligence[x] Endurance
>>22707838[X] SoundMain: [X] Luck Sub:[X] Intelligence
[X] Siphon[X] Intelligence[X] Magical Power
>>22707838> SoundWe shall be the rocker.>  StyleThe master of the sound.>  Magical PowerInfusing our rock with ancient power.
>>22707838> Sound Magic: Magic that requires a catalyst and the use of vibrations. Considered the hardest and most unforgiving, Sound Magic users are encouraged to be creative, for that's the only way they stand a chance. The Full Circle Characters (Requires Charge, Limited Capacity, Unlimited Possibilities)Because I wanna ROCK!> StyleSee above> EnduranceCocaine and sex and rocking all day can sometimes take it outta ya.
>>22707932I am seconding this beautiful beautiful man.
Since we're trying to be a rock star here, I see no reason for not going sound magic.[X]Sound[X]Magic Power[X]Luck
>>22707838[X] Rune Magic[X] Endurance[X] Magical PowerWe're going to be the best Guitarist.
[x] Sound Magic[x] Style[x] LuckLet's jam.
>>22707932>>22707947I concur[x]Sound Magic[x]Style[x]Endurance
[x] Sound Magic[x] Luck[x] Style
[X] Sound Magic[X] Intelligence[X] Endurance
>>22707838[x] Sound Magic[x] Intellegence[x] Luck
Magic type: [x] SoundMan stat: [x] IntelligenceSub stat: [x] LuckWe apparently aren't all that good at our music, but we have a guitar so we can use it as our conduit.
>>22707932http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThOXlmVbQGs Related?Also, sec- uh... fourth'd
With my holy axe in my left hand, and the lord's pick in my right!Today shall tell the taleOf the year I learned to fightWith the music that is within meThrough my cord it shall come outThe power of rock compels theeBitch get the fuck out!
[X] SiphonAsh already has an instrument for music, no need to fake it with magic.[x] AgilityGotta have high dex to hit some of the chords you're after.[x] IntelligenceAs tin-person already noted, Ash is smarter than the average beargirl.
>>22708072Fake? I think you mean enhance.
>>22708072Those are called "grizzlies," anon.
>>22708123Grizzleslies, you mean?
>>22708173What the fuck is a grizzle silly?
>>22707838[X] Sound Magic[X] Luck[X] Magical Power
>>22707838[X] Sound Magic: Magic that requires a catalyst and the use of vibrations. Considered the hardest and most unforgiving, Sound Magic users are encouraged to be creative, for that's the only way they stand a chance. The Full Circle Characters (Requires Charge, Limited Capacity, Unlimited Possibilities)[X] Style[X] Magical Power
Could people still list their votes when doing 'second's? Makes it easier to count your vote.
"Sound Magic? I hope you did not choose zis simply because you wish to be a musician""Of course I didn't, I hear Sound Magic is very... 'in'?""Ultimately, everyone has a chance, though choosing Sound may gimp yours. Still, it IS your choice, it is your call...", Gilder looks over the sheet you filled out, "Style? That is your primary?""I'm gonna be a Rock Star, I might as well have style""Understood, a good buff with your Sound Magic... As is choosing Magic Power as a sub. I will unlock second tier magic for you in that case-", the mechanical German stops short, "Hmm... You will be going up against ze Rune users, if you're doing the COLOR contest. Would you care for some... Augs?"Cybernetic Augmentation: Give me the Deuslux Package Power Armor is for sissiesAggregated Personality Stat: Sadism Masochism Selflessness Gluttonous Neutrality BerserkSound Magic Specialty: Rewind - Strum on your Guitar to rewind time up to three seconds Doppelganger - Create a carbon copy out of sound, this shadow can be attacked but can inflict damage Bladerocker - Slice the air with guitar strum, about as much force as a blunt sword Miller Ball Breakers - Advanced secondary healing magic, can repair any structure destroyed in a ten hour time period
[x] Power Armor is for sissies[x] Neutrality[x] Rewind - Strum on your Guitar to rewind time up to three seconds
>>22708638[X] Power Armor is for sissies[X] Berserk[X] Rewind - Strum on your Guitar to rewind time up to three secondsTime magic is ALWAYS OP
>>22708638[X] Give me the Deuslux Package[X] Selflessness[X] Miller Ball Breakers - Advanced secondary healing magic, can repair any structure Because this is /tg/ whiteknighting is what we do, and things are going to break. That's a given.destroyed in a ten hour time period
>>22708638[X] Give me the Deuslux Package[X] Neutrality[X] Rewind - Strum on your Guitar to rewind time up to three seconds
>>22708638[x] Power Armor is for sissies[x] Berserk[x] Miller Ball BreakersWe Crazy Diamond now
>>22708638> Give me the Deuslux PackageAssuming this means powered armor, hell yeah.> GluttonousIf there was one thing rock was about, it was excess> Doppelganger - Create a carbon copy out of sound, this shadow can be attacked but can inflict damageA hard choice, but having an extra helping hand with guitar solos would be useful.
>>22708638Power Armor is for sissiesSelflessnessMiller Ball Breakers
>>22708638[X] Give me the Deuslux Package[X] Berserk[X] Rewind - Strum on your Guitar to rewind time up to three seconds
>>22708638[x] Give me the Deuslux Package[X] Neutrality[X] Doppelganger
>>22708638[x] Power Armor is for sissies[x] Neutrality[x] RewindWe Ringo now
[x] Power Armor is for sissiesMusician, not space marine.[x] No personality changes!No screwing with our head.[x] DoppelgangerPerfect for getting out of boring things
>>22708638[X] Power Armor is for sissies[X]Neutrality[X] Doppelganger
>>22708748Wait, you mean...
>>22708688seconding this one.
>>22708638[x] Give me the Deuslux PackagePower armor is stylin, yo[x] Berserk[x] Rewind
>>22708638>[x] Power Armor is for sissies>[x] Neutrality>[x] Rewind - Strum on your Guitar to rewind time up to three seconds
>>22708638[x] Give me the Deuslux Package[x] Neutrality[x] Rewind - Strum on your Guitar to rewind time up to three seconds
[X] Give me the Deuslux Package[X] Berserk[X] Rewind
What are some creative ways we can use the 3 second rewind?
>>22709113Never miss a note, EVER.
>>22709113Well, if we get into a fight with a Rune user, we can use the rewind to dodge stuff
>>22709113Miss a note, rewind time, try to get it right without ending up completely out of sync with the song.Get punched, try to rewind, but your guitar is in its case and you won't be able to pull it out in time.Win at games of rock-paper-scissors
Name: Ash KingleyAppearance: Futuristic Bartender UniformHair: Long/StraightHair Color: BlackEye Color: MixedPersonality: Introverted, Calm and CollectedAngered: NeutralDefining traits: Gambler/Hardened ExplorerAccessories: SunglassesAugments: Never Asked For ThisMagic Type: Sound MagicSpecialty: Rewind+Style+Magical PowerConfirm, Y/N?
>>22709273YLet's get this show started
>>22709273>Accessories: Sunglasses>Augments: Never Asked For ThisAugments should definitely be What A Shame
Confirm.Let's rock and roll.
>>22709273Confirm.Let's rock and roll!
>>22709273No, let's spend all week re-rolling, only to end up with a loli seamstress who plays violin on the shoulder-strings her late mother had sown into her dress, with the help of her robotic cat who persists in having her join an all-strings marching band.
>>22709386>five-hundred hours in the violet room.gif
>>22709273Y, Rock and roll bitches!What shall we name our axe?
>>22709386>all-strings marching bandHow horrifying.
!The synthetic man injects you with a knockout sedative, you feel the effects almost instantaneously. You can't help but wonder how Gilder is going to accomplish everything on that stat sheet, let alone the augments."Now normally, we would have an entire staff here to apply said enhancements. Worry not, once again I am pleased to show off the finest of Nazi engineering-!", Gilder's finger unhinge and spread apart, revealing hundreds of tiny fingers."You... Mean... German Engineering...?", you weakly point out as you see the doctor begin to go to work, ushering it a new hell the likes of which you thought impossible."Yes yes... Of course I did. Of COURSE I did", the robotic man laughs in his usually unusual manner before you completely go under.!"It begins...", Gilder says as if monologuing over a movie trailer, "With this step, you toss your first roll of the die, and the gambit commences..."The room fills with blood-work and chattering. The sound of metal scraping against bone fills the afternoon air, as the doctor works diligently and without rest. Such precision and constant excellence is only achievable through the finest of robotics."You will be on the same level as the top magicians of Madness, I will give you all you can carry to battle. Your passion for rock n' roll is among the strongest I've ever seen, which is odd coming from such a mild mannered man. But I believe, that very reason, is why you have such passion. A prime candidate... let us see if I can make you into a God, ja?"For hours on end, without tiring, the work continues on and on. Your body is filled with a mysterious liquid, grafting itself to your bloodstream. Your scrawny body is enhanced thanks to advanced biometrics, your arms and legs removed and replaced with stronger, more durable mechanical ones. Your heart is replaced with a synthetic one, capable of withstanding continuous motion and exertion. Your back is reinforced as well, to match your arms and legs.
>>22709684>Nazi engineeringThe first thing we're doing once we wake up is decking this enemy of the USA.
>>22709684Don't forget the go-go-gadget bottle opener!
>>22709684>nazi engineeringWe fucked up, son .
>Bromont on /tg/What manner of wonderful sorcery in this?
Lastly, your vision is augmented for the sake of augmenting your vision. Because why not."Where you go and what you do from here on out is not a product of fate, but of free will. By going through with this, you accept this fully and understand the risks involved. Whether this story has a happy end or you fall and break your neck is within your choice and your choice only. Be not worried of those whom fate has decided to shine, for destiny has no place before your eyes. Never be construed by the morals of society, but never lose yourself in vice"The Bizarre Slime is injected inside you, completely healing your physical body save for the amputated limbs. Gilder seems to have taken steps to prevent total body reconstruction and undo his changes. This works in your favor, as your body adjusts itself into something new. You can feel the tips of your fingers beginning to such the air around you, eating mana as if it were a vampire."I believe, with uncertain power, even the most steadfast man will change. Becoming a COLOR is no easy task, but it is one that can be accomplished", Gilder runs it's hand across your chest, "Mein Rock Star Führer"Gilder's static overtoned voice fades into darkness, as you lay there motionless in your new body, still in a deep sleep.
If we wait up with a go-go-gadget mini-mustache, I'm blaming you guys. Or some nearby bugs, but probably you guys.
>>22709964>Mein Rock Star FührerI like the sound of that.
>>22709964It's time to reich and rollor maybe somebody already made that joke
>>22709964Guess it's time to... well, you know.http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=0WzG64syKHA
>>22710123>that punI reich it. I reich it a lot.
-Several Weeks Later-You step off a technocolored mess of a public bus, and are greeted with nightly air of the big city. This is your first time in Madness, and the name of the city doesn't disappoint.There are oddly constructed structures of futuristic design and accommodation that only a Monster Girl could use. There's a pin-ball transport machine slime girls use to jump around city limits, a second floating city structure above the city to accommodate airborne Monmusu's, a massive underground structure that leads to an underground city built for light-sensitive Monster Girls.Just walking out in the middle of the cleanly neon rimmed sidewalk takes your breathe away. As you exit the public transport, 'Guns N' Roses - Welcome to the Jungle begins to play in your head.You never saw Baron Neutron after the night you decided to toss the die in a new direction. As the dice roll and clank against the surface of the floor, the only outcome you'll accept is one of victory.You've come to become a Rock Star, the likes of which was never seen before.------> End Prologue
is this archived on suptg yet?
>>22710268It is not. Should it?
----------> Episode 1 Preview"TIME STOP, THE WORLD!""DO I CUT THE BLUE WIRE OR THE RED WIRE!? I'VE HAD ONE TOO MANY!""BLUE CANARY IN THE OUTLET BY THE NIGHT SWITCH, WHO WATCHES OVER YOOOOOOOOU!""MICKEY!? MARS!? I KNEW YOU WERE SECRETLY BLACK MEN ALL ALONG YOU BLACK MOTHER FUCKERS!""GILDER GOLDENHEIM, YOU'RE A MEMBER OF TEAM ROCKET!?""AOKO ANAGAMI'S PARENTS WERE FOUND DEAD IN THE DITCH EARLIER THIS MORNING, THEIR FINAL WORDS WERE 'SO FLAT'""THE WORST THING ABOUT THESE ORPHAN KIDS IS THAT THESE KIDS ARE ORPHANS, AND ORPHANS DON'T HAVE PARENTS""OH MY GOD, MICKEY, A BOMB!""UNTIE MY HANDS, I NEED TO BEAT MY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT!""WHO THE HELL IS THIS FIGHTER GIRL AND WHY DOES SHE HAVE A LITTLE PINK FAIRY-?"
>>22710307Bromont! You missed an opportunity.You mentioned orphans and didn't make this joke.
>>22710307Rock on, you glorious bastard
>>22710268Nah, we usually continue into foolz once the thread 404's. suptg doesn't archive that part, so there's no reason to put it up there.
>>22710307>"AOKO ANAGAMI'S PARENTS WERE FOUND DEAD IN THE DITCH EARLIER THIS MORNING, THEIR FINAL WORDS WERE 'SO FLAT'"You motherfucker.
Serious question, because I feel like I'm missing some sort of in-joke here.Who is Richter Bromont and why do I feel like I should know him?
>>22710604The writer of the stuff collected here, among other things. http://bizarreslimeart.tumblr.com/I don't have a link to the pastebin for the older stuff, hopefully someone else does.
>>22710638http://pastebin.com/RB2wy7uxDunno if there's a more complete one.
>>22710604Writes some of the zaniest adventures out there, in a way that somehow evades being LOLSORANDUMB. Did a few earlier CYOA threads with no real direction, but then hit his stride doing a few years of KS-themed threads long before it was released and went to shit. Writes Bizarre Slime now, although this is the third series of it.
>>22710604/a/-based writefag, his main work was CYOA Katawa Shoujo threads starring Hisao Necktie. Here's a link to the threads: http://pastebin.com/eW5RZfDD It probably should be updated, but eh.Lately he's been working on his own VN, Bizarre Slime. The threads (Bizarre Slime Original, Bizarre Slime Extra, and Bizarre Slime Alternate) have been his way of seeing how things would work.
>>22710307>"AOKO ANAGAMI'S PARENTS WERE FOUND DEAD IN THE DITCH EARLIER THIS MORNING, THEIR FINAL WORDS WERE 'SO FLAT'"BROMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Just so we're clear, the rules to the COLOR contest are as follows-Three Rune Users, Three Sypher Users, Three Sounds UsersYou have but one ability, so the name of the game is gathering information. Look before you leap.The contest is a scoreboard game, you have a week to increase your score doing shenanigans, rocking out, or fighting other COLORs. Anything of worth will be added to the score board. If you reach the lowest point in a week, you will be eliminated and the threads will end.You have three lives, if you die three times in these threads, it's game over and I end them.That said, have fun with your new character. I'll start a new thread tonight or tomorrow if something comes up tonight.
Oh, and also, I mentioned this before, but when a thread goes on for too long and it autosages to death, we continue it over foolz http://archive.foolz.us/tg/If you don't see me making a new thread, that's the reason.
Did we ever "bad end" 3 times with Roy?
>>22720532We bad ended twice with Roy, I think. We bad ended with Vi at least 4 times though.
Totori, we really need a picture of Ash now. Please.
>richter bromontmoshi moshi?
I've been out of the loop since the fourth thread of Extra, how come this isn't run on /a/?
>>22725241nub mod got a nuke up his butt.
>>22725241/a/'s been just plain uninhabitable outside of the occasional thread for a good while now. Newfags refusing to lurk everywhere, ironic shitposting even worse than regular shitposting, even more people adamant/people being louder that we should stop being elitist picks and spoonfeed the newfags despite that being the only reason we haven't totally turned into /v/ yet; a whole range of things, and it just keeps getting worse. And the mods don't like that he often posts porn with his posts, which they've been cracking down on lately. It's nicer here, and the board moves a lot slower, so threads might actually still be up by the time he wants to continue writing after he stops to do other things. Besides, you guys appreciate monstergirls too, and this is technically where quest threads belong, even if Bromont is eternally /a/-related. A whole manner of reasons.
>>22725965/a/ has always been shit though...
New Thread: >>22725735
>>22725965Eh, /a/'s going through one of the low points in the typical fluctuations right now. It's acting up to the level of mid/late '10 right about now, but it always balances out eventually. The newfolks/shitposters get too purposefully shitty, the elitists get too elite in response, and everything shits up for a few months before it evens out again.