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>here's a map of the world showing the major rail circuit and a few important stops on it
>you've just set out from Salvation and will be going to Newport through Ridgemonte
>it will take about three weeks to get to Ridgemonte, stopping at a few towns along the way, and then another two to Newport

>nobody?
>if no players show up before then, I'll bump once in an hour, around 1:30, then let it be

we should we get lunch

I am here if you want to... But I am that guys who always suggest to proyect /d/ickgirl material in our next play... So, yeah...

BIble black will be ok.

How about we go get some food and find jack we got a while until were supposed to do star wars.

You get up, get dressed, and head on out for food. You had an early dinner last night, before Star Wars, and it's already late morning, so you could really use something to eat. On your way there, you note something you didn't notice yesterday. All of the lights on the train are tubes and spheres of enchanted glass - perhaps powered by the same elemental that keeps the train moving forward. You don't know how you missed it, after all, all the lights back in Salvation were candles and oil lamps.

When you arrive at the dining car, you find that the first lunches of the day are just now starting to be served. You take a seat, have a sandwich, watch the landscape pass the train by. Sometime during the night the train moved out of the forest and to the plains. You see a few copses of trees here and there, but mostly it's grasslands, meadows, and wild flowers as far as the eye can see. You would probably call it beautiful if it didn't start getting monotonous after the first few minutes.

You head to the lounge, hoping to find Jack. When you arrive, though, you're greeted by a sound that literally makes you cringe. There's an older man on stage, singing and playing the guitar, but the guitar is out of tune, he's tone deaf, and his voice is screechy and warbling. It's loud and discordant enough that your elf ears literally hurt, and you retreat back out of the lounge car. You didn't see Jack.

Do you check anywhere else? What's next on the agenda?

>>22696676
check the caboose or any place to get fresh air

>>22696815
that works for me

>>22696841
They did say they wanted to go back there earlier, for the fresh air and all.

>>22696815
Didn't Varaia said something about looking after that place?

Maybe she will be there.

You decide to check out the caboose. There's supposed to be a balcony out there, and you know that Varaia went out there to get fresh air yesterday. Sure enough, when you get out there, Varaia is leaning against the railing, and Jack is sitting in a chair, his feet propped up on the rail.

"-just think it's funny they adopted your religion afterwards is all," you hear Varaia finishing as you step out.

Jack looks up at you and smiles as you step out. He puts an arm around your waist and pulls you down to sit on his lap. "Hey, Nona. We were wondering when you would get up," he says.

"I was surprised you didn't wake up when we got up and went to breakfast," adds Varaia, smirking and quirking an eyebrow at you.

Shit, are you falling back into old habits of laziness already? Or were you just tired out from doing Star Wars last night? Or both? It's not like you had anything planned this morning to wake up for.

What do you do now that you've found your crew?

Rolled 66

>>22696994
Go school the old guy in music.
Go Wu-Tang Clan on his ass.

>>22696994
practice illusion...

>>22697088
Isn't that basically already what we have planned tonight? We're going to be performing Empire Strikes Back for the passengers. Personally, I'm interested in practicing and learning more with Enchantment. Do you think Jack or Varaia would volunteer to let us play simple tricks on their minds to practice?

Rolled 68

>>22697134
Correction, we already did Empire Strikes Back.
We're going to do "Phantom Menace". God help us.

>>22696994
No offense, but would you mind to fast forward some of these scenes?

Other than "practice magic/music", "chat with friends about random subject" and "play movies", there is not so much to do at the train, so wondering what to do every day at every hour... can get a bit repetitive.

I thought the order we were going for was 4, 5, 1, 2, 6, 3. That means we did New Hope last night, and Empire tonight.

>>22697029
hey Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with

Rolled 50

>>22697191
That's the point you dumb dumb

>>22697177
>I was actually planning on doing a time skip of a few weeks at the end of this day
>when I do the time skip, I'm going to call for a list of things, be it social, magical, whatever, that you want to focus on in that time

>>22697029
Don't you mean "Dueling Banjos"?

>>22697200
Is the time skip going to be >9 months?

>>22696994
Bring up the rock band idea from last thread.

>>22697317
First, this ain't Preggo Quest.

Second, I suspect elf gestation takes longer.

Rolled 43

Lets teach that old dude how to play.

You chat with Jack and Varaia for a while, then ask if either of them would be willing to let you use them as a test subject for enchantment practice using simple sleep spells and the like. Varaia gives you an unequivocal 'no,' there's no way that she's going to let you mess around inside her head. Jack deflects the question, saying that he may let you some other time - he's clearly not comfortable with it either. That's disappointing, but not unexpected - you don't think that you would give permission to have your head messed around with, even though, or perhaps especially because, someone already has.

You briefly consider messing around in your own head. Skilled enchanters can sometimes resculpt their own personalities, graft in a copy of someone else's skills, remove unpleasant memories, or even just cast spells to help themselves sleep or be happy. There's huge capacity for abuse, however, and worse, if you fuck up, you might get trapped in a sleep spell with no enchanter around to wake you. You decide against it until you're more experienced.

You have a relatively lazy day, then, watching the scenery go by and chatting with your friends. You three don't go back inside until dinner time rolls around, and then you head off to the lounge for Star Wars. A lot more people show up this time, and you make a fair bit of money. When it's all over, you and Jack head to bed, while Varaia heads back to the caboose for a while.

Two weeks pass. What do you do during them?

>>22697391
WE ROCK BAND NOW.

Rolled 14

We practice our romancing skills with Jack!

>>22697200
I know is a bit early, so I will request we focus on playing and saving to buy a better instrument. Also: shooting!

spend time with jack

>>22697391
Finally get Jack to fuck us.

Keep showing movies every night.

Have a serious discussion with Jack and Varaia about becoming a triple before we've been with Jack long enough that it might disrupt our relationship too badly. Don't necessarily be in support of or against it, just have an honest and mature talk.

School that punkass with the guitar.

Start actually writing down scripts and screenplays.

Teach Jack more Orcish.

Chat with friends.

Fucking arm wrestle Varaia.

Jokingly arm wrestle Jack.

Illusionary fireworks show.

Have Jack help you practice sucking dick.

Try to compose some original songs.

Try to write some original stories/screenplays.

Homebrew a tabletop ruleset.

Try to practice shooting at birds from the caboose, we have a ton of .38 ammo to waste.

Teach Varaia how to use a gun.

Have Jack teach you how to use a rifle.

Can anyone think of anything else?

>>22697456
teach jack the drums?

>>22697391
Rape Jack for his semen and at temp to get pregnant.

Rolled 16

>>22697456
No tripling. Polyamory never ends well.

>>22697456
We might want to hold off having Jack fuck us until we have established whether or not elves can get pregnant from orcs in this reality. And if elves can get pregnant from orcs we should procure some condoms or condom equivalent.

Rolled 49

>>22697493
>Pregnancy
>Bad
Pssh maybe. But I dunno kids sounds fun if we're gonna be here forever.

Rolled 38

we shouldn't push Jack into doing it, keep going for third but wait for home base.

>>22697488
(not the guy you replied to)
Though I'm reluctant to agree with you I mostly do. It is theoretically possible for it to work, but greatly unlikely.

>>22697493
>having sex with condoms
At that point, you may as well just stick with oral and anal.

Home brew an RPG
Make some chits.

>>22697539
That works too.

>>22697509
I'm not against kids strictly speaking, I'm just against having them right now.

Rolled 21

>>22697581
Pssh. Just find other methods of contraceptions.

>>22697488
In reality, maybe, although I expect that "never" should be changed to "usually".

But this is FANTASY Quest, remember?

>for those wondering
>orcs and elves can interbreed
>but it's much, much, much less likely than same-race breeding or any race breeding with humans
>it could easily take so many decades of trying, that Jack would be dead before it happened
>an accidental pregnancy with Jack is certainly possible, just very unlikely; an accidental pregnancy with a male elf or a male human would be a different story, though

>>22697626
True that. This world is supposed to be made out of Anon's escapist and sexual fantasies, right?

>>22697600
That is actually a great a idea. Do you think there might spells we could learn for this?

Rolled 74

>>22697650
NO.

>>22697391

Keep showing movies every night.

add mod LOTR from last thred to the stories

don't forget to try and improve the illusions every time It will be great practice

Start actually writing down scripts and screenplays.

Teach Jack more Orcish.

lets not sex we only got one room right now

Try to practice shooting at birds from the caboose, we have a ton of .38 ammo to waste.

Teach Varaia how to use a gun.

see if we can get some pipe smoke in the next town ask the hobbit guy at the bar if we cant find any

Home brew an RPG
I vote a mass effect or modren setting

>>22697522
agree maybe try to get Varaia involved

>>22697539
see if condoms are a thing

>>22697456
>>School that punkass with the guitar.
or we could tune it for him

sing some song during the day just a few we don't want to monopolize all the performing time

>>22697633
still better safe than sorry

I think we should wait a few hundred years to be a mother than finally learned what it's like to be a grandmother; subjugated, yet honored

see if we can teach jack drums and show Varaia guitar we are a band?

You find a lot of little things to keep you busy in the next couple weeks. You take pot shots at birds with your .38 ammo, and find yourself hitting a few shots. While you're at it, you show Varaia how to handle a pistol, and get Jack to show you how to use his rifle. You still much prefer a pistol, but you can handle a rifle now, at least. Maybe you could take the middle ground and get a Mare's Laig at some point?

You look into getting some condoms - there aren't any for sale on the train, but you find out that when you're somewhere other than bumfuck nowhere you can find them in stores. While you're at it, you look into other forms birth control too. There is some - a form of grey necromancy that stops ovulation. You can either cast it yourself if you're a middling or better necromancer or get it in potion form condensed into pills, if you can afford it.

You keep running movies every night, play music sometimes during the day, and get started converting more material from your world, running it all past Jack and Varaia for editorial support. You even start writing and composing some original material of your own, but you're self-conscious enough that you're not sure if you're comfortable performing it yet.

You teach Jack more orcish, and offer to teach him the drums, which he's somewhat less interested in. Varaia doesn't really go for guitar lessons either. You could maybe make a backup band with illusions, you guess?

..::||continued||::..

>>22698189
You homebrew up a simple RPG, something that won't take too much time to learn or play. You realize, after you've finished, that you basically made Risus. You're not sure how to feel about that.

You get yourself some more intimate, private time with Jack here and there while Varaia is out of the cabin doing other things too. He's still not going all the way with you, but you're starting to think it may be better to wait for contraceptives anyway. Still, you're getting plenty of practice and having a lot of fun. And Varaia only walked in on the two of you going at it twice - which was still embarrassing.

After the second time, you decide to have a mature discussion about your group's relationship, talking about how comfortable Varaia is with the fact that you and Jack are lovers, that you're all sharing a room - a bed even - when she's not part of it. You bring up the possibility of a polyamorous relationship - not advocating it, but also not opposing it - in order to get their opinions on it.

..::||continued||::..

>>22698198
Varaia is apparently comfortable with trying a group relationship - or just being the third wheel that sometimes walks in on you two. She's hundreds of years old and apparently has experience with both, in both a positive and negative capacity.

Jack's more concerned about nobody having their feelings hurt. He sees a lot of potential for someone to get offended or feel rejected, especially if it doesn't work out. And if you did become a triple instead of a couple and that broke up, would you and he stay together while Varaia goes back to being the third wheel? He's not opposed to the idea, per se, he just wouldn't want to do this unless everyone feels comfortable and prepared for it.

You all agree to leave things as they are now and to all just think about it to decide if you're all both interested and emotionally prepared for that. You, personally, aren't sure whether or not you're either of those things yet.

It's the end of the second week, and yesterday you snapped and actually walked up on stage to give that terrible old dude an actual, proper music lesson. You woke up before Jack and Varaia for once. How do you start your day?

Rolled 66

>>22698211
Masturbaaaation.
Or we wake them up.

how long is the trip supposed to take?

>>22698211
How long is left in the train ride?

Rolled 70

>>22698283
I concur!

>>22698404
I do as well.

Rolled 90

>>22698283
>>22698404
While theres a perfectly good husbando with us? I think not. Lets walk up and down the train.

Rolled 78

>>22698459
Son of a bitch!
We masturbates, I says!

>>22698298
>>22698309
>you have another week until Ridgemont, then another two until Newport

Concurring with the happy fun alone time...neckbeard habits die hard, after all...

>>22698507
Do we stop in Ridgemont?

>>22698211
Okay, so follow me on this. I'm not necessarily for or against adding Varaia to this thing we've got going. However, something we need to remember is that, right now, we three are the only people each other has in the whole world. This is both good and bad.

On the downside, that means that if the relationship ended badly, it could have a serious negative impact on all of us. It also means we might be at risk of codependence and emotional abuse.

On the upside, if we don't do it, Varaia is probably going to get very alienated as a third wheel. We're also already relatively intimately connected - we share a bed in various states of undress, spend tons of time together, enjoy each other's company, owe our very lives to each other, and so on.

We should consider all of those things when it comes to a hypothetical polyamorous relationship.

>>22698516
>yes, for most of a day

You decide that there's no harm in a little early morning masturbation. You'll have to be careful, though, if you want to do it without waking up Jack or Varaia. You would have never been able to do this back when you had a dick - not that you would have ever been in a situation where you would need to hide it from someone in the same bed in the first place. You reach down between your legs and move slowly, trying not to create too much motion while still enjoying yourself. After several minutes, you're panting, close to climax, and trying not to wake everyone up by moaning.

You're so startled that you almost scream when Varaia sits up and gets out of bed. "Your wrist was rubbing against my belly," she whispers, smirking down at you. Your fingers are still in your underwear, and Jack's big arms are around you; he's still sleeping. "I can wake Jack up and go get breakfast, if you want some private time."

Shit, that is embarrassing as a motherfucker. You're pretty sure you're blushing. You were so close too.

What do you do/say?

>>22698906
Finish.

>>22698906
Full embarrassment mode. Hide under the covers until she leaves.

>>22698906
Finish. HARD. FULL SCREAM MODE.

>>22698928
>>22698984
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE. FINISH HER. FINISH HER GOOD.

>>22698984
THIS. WE'VE BEEN FOUND. THE ONLY RECOURSE TO REGAIN OUR HONOR IS TO FINISH AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE.

"I am sorry, I did not want to wake you... It... Its not like I am doing this because you are next to me... or anything"

Fuck it. You've already been found out. You may as well finish. Finish hard. Instead of answering, you close your eyes, bite your lip, and go fucking nuts with your fingers. A low scream starts quiet and then crescendos as you get hit with a wave of pleasure. After you finish, you lie there, your brain buzzing in afterglow, until you open your eyes back up and look around.

Varaia is covering her mouth and looking down at you. Her eyes are wide and she's blushing.

Jack's sitting up. He's looking at you with his mouth hanging slightly open and a raised eyebrow. "Were you just...?"

You feel a hard blush. This is really just too embarrassing for words. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but then again you had been sexually frustrated and just shy of a climax. Both of them are staring at you. The awkward silence is absolutely deafening.

You try to think of something to do. Anything to say.

What now?

>>22699447
Maintain awkward silence. This is an awkward situation. We just goofed.

>>22699447

get up and just walk the fuck out head held high

>>22699470
This. Pleased sigh, put on clothes, go have breakfast. Be the bard.

Rolled 77

>>22699447
"I...i just stubbed my toe"

Rolled 57

>>22699447
"I...i just stubbed my toe"

>>22699520
Damn my internets

>>22699470
Niggas don't know!

>>22699447
We just get the fuck out, proud as fuck.

>>22699470
This. "Hell, yeah that just happened. Don't even act like you two don't love it."

>>22699447
"your move"
Casually strut out like a boss.

>>22699554
or, alternatively
"there was a party in my pants....you weren't invited."

Rolled 53

I lost control.

Give a little giggle

"sorry, i had a *really* nice dream."

>those frost giant quest vibes

this is getting good.

You calmly and casually stand up and put on your clothes.

They're both still staring at you.

"Don't pretend you didn't love it," you say, walking over to the door.

They're still just both staring at you.

"Your move," you say to them, feeling like a sexy bitch. Then you fucking strut your way on out of there and off to the dining cart. You hope that gambit worked, acting totally in control and on top of things rather than embarrassed as fuck.

Before you make it to the dining car, though, you hear running foot steps then feel a man's arm come around your neck from behind, pulling you into a headlock. Something hard and narrow, like the tip of a gun barrel, presses against your temple, and you're spun around. Down the hall stands some kind of dwarven rail marshal, a badge on his chest and a ray pistol in his hand.

Standing with the man holding you hostage are two other men holding pistols and great big bags. "Back the fuck up or a put a bullet in this bitch," says the man holding you. You hear his gun click as he cocks it - fuck, you should have tried to escape if it wasn't cocked. "I mean it."

Both the marshal and the group of men stare at each other, still, neither of them saying anything.

What do you do?

>>22699738
Make a big scary ogre illusion around the dorf.

Damn it, I miss one day. One day, and we're masturbating in front of both of them. Fucking hell people, get your shit together.

>>22699738
sleep spell on the dude with the gun?
or burst into hysterics to confuse the gunnman, then attack?

>>22699738
Sleep spell on the guy with the gun.

Use the heat cantrip on his gun, until it's too hot to handle.
Also:

>>22699899
ME FUCKING TOO. JESUS CHRIST.

>>22699936
I think there might be some people in this thread who need to snap one off before they can be contributing members of society again.

>>22699954
don't act like you didn't like it...

If things continue to be awkward...we can blame cabin fever.
boredom makes us do crazy things....

>>22699954
Yeah. Guys, shit like this lost us our drawfag. Go to your rooms, crank it off a few times, then come back.
I like this quest, and I know it's based in fantasy porn,.but, I think that what,we just did in the bedroom was a little too-ballsy for our neckbeard.

You mutter a quick spell, knocking out the guy holding you at gunpoint out almost immediately, slumping off from behind you and falling to the floor. The marshal takes the opportunity to shoot one of the guys carrying a bag, a narrow and uncannily straight streak of crackling electricity hitting him in the shoulder, dropping him to the ground in a twitching, convulsing mess. The remaining gunman pops off two shots in center of mass on the Marshal, then whirls around to face you just in time for you to get off a single shot directly into his face, and inch under his eye.

But his gun discharges. You feel yourself hit the ground. You're right at level with one of the dropped bags - you see they're absolutely, completely loaded with various denominations of crown notes. You look down. You're bleeding from your abdomen, about two inches left of your navel, you guess. Then the pain catches up to you - you've never felt pain like this in your entire life.

Oh god.

You just got shot.

You're bleeding there on the floor of the train.

What do you do now?

>>22700140
SCREAM AND CRY

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>>22700001
I really didn't.

>>22700031
You made your bed, lie in it. Own up to [s]a bunch of gits deciding to act out of character[/s] making a bad decision and when the time came to apologize, doubling down instead.

>>22700077
No, the drawfag left because he was expecting silly crazy adventures, and we were doing more of a realistic srs bsns kinda thing - the first sex thing was pretty in character and such, but yeah this other 'event' was kinda overboard.

>>22700140
keep calm, put pressure on the wound. pray theres a doctor on the train.

>>22700216
Was this even an event? Read more like "You sexed your sex until you seed everywhere."

>>22700140
Two inches left of the naval, if elven physiology is the same as humans, shouldn't hit the stomach. So that's good. It'll pierce out intestines pretty good and might hit our kidney if it goes all the way through though.

Oh, and scream for help, cry. Put pressure on the wound.

Chuckle at the thought that, had you just stopped getting off, you'd be fine right now. Then, pass out.

>>22700140
Medic!

Dammit, I don't want this adventure to end already... Fuckin fapfags.

>>22700140
fuck fuck fuck swearing increases pain tolerance

use spell to calm us down and chill the area to deaden pain

now find a clean towel and put pressure on the wound check our back for an exit wound
please tell me we have a towel what fool goes on an adventure with out a towel thee so very useful
SCREAM !!!!!

>>22700140
grit your teeth and try to die with a smile on your face.
Hope the other two find happiness with eachother.

>>22700140
Elf down! Elf down! I need a medic over here!

You scream. It's not a dignified scream. You scream and bellow and cry so hard and loudly that your voice goes ragged. You reach down and try to put pressure on the wound with your hands, but your hands are shaking and weak. Oh god, are you suffering from blood loss or just in shock?

Then suddenly you're in Jack's arms and you're still bleeding and you're fading in and out. You hear Jack's voice, Varaia's voice, other voices.

"-there a doctor anywhere!?" Jack.

"-don't care, just do-" Varaia.

"-no exit wound-" an older woman.

"-the ether. Keep her still-" a young man.

Then everything goes dark.

"What happens if you die?" asks the voice. The voice from the beginning. "Do you start again, same as before? Do you go back to being lonely Anon? Do you just stay dead? We might yet see."

Then you're in the dark again. For what feels like a long, long time.

Then you're awake. Barely. You're confused. Not sure where you are. What just happened. You're in a bed, you think. Your arms and legs feel heavy. You're so tired. You're hot and sweating and your mouth is dry. Your entire abdomen has a dull ache, sharp pains shooting through it with every breath, every time you try to move. Your eyelids feel heavy, almost too heavy to open.

What do you do?

>>22700470
Whimper. We whimper and moan like a dying animal.

>>22700470
Open your eyes anyway.

>>22700470
Try to whisper 'Jack?'

Very soft, if were in too much pain to speak at all, don't bother. Instead, try to touch our ears..

>>22700470

...lay there and listen.

I mean, is 'polymorph into a Gold Dragon' an option or...?

>>22700470

"i don't want to die."

>>22700470
I'd be dropping some curse words.

>>22700470
I don't want to die I don't want to go back... I don't want to be alone

Sleep. Sleep sounds nice.

Gah, must know what happens! The anticipation is killing me!

>>22700860
*ba dum tish*

>>22700860
Don't worry. I smell heart-felt love scene. It'll be good.

don't want to lose orc husbando....promise to never masturbate again?

>>22700979
He has repeatedly proven to be very emotionally mature. I doubt very much that he cares.

>>22700969
OH, YOU SLY MOTHERFUCKER!

THIS IS WHAT WE GET FOR TOUCHING OUR SELVES very bad Anonymous

>>22701068
You...you're kidding right?

>>22701068
It's like one of those old commercials paid for by the catholic church! You touch yourself, you get shot in the stomach!

>>22701025
more mature than us, anyway.

>>22701150
We were able to talk to him in a totally mature and calm manner about whether or not to include Varaia in our relationship. Dude is rock solid.

>>22701243:
see

>>22700969

>>22700470
answer the voice I don't want to start over I don't want to go back I don't want to die

>>22701493
Yeah, some anon made a pun. And?

>>22701590

you unknowingly made a dick joke

>>22701609
Oh that's, wow I am dumb. My bad, I thought you were pointing to that as an example of us being immature.

>>22701243
>>22701609

>heh

starting to worry about OP a bit.

You try to talk - you're not sure what you were trying to say - but all that comes out is a whimper. Immediately there's motion and voices around you, but you can't really focus on them. You feel something cold and smooth pressed against your lips - a glass of water.

You take a sip.

You choke, cough.

Another sip.

"I don't want to die," you croak out.

You feel a gentle hug. You open your eyes. Jack and Varaia are both hugging you; Varaia's trying to keep the glass of water in her hand from spilling, and Jack has clearly been crying.

You try to talk again, but you can't get any more words out. You try to sit up, but Varaia pushes you back down again with one hand.

"You need to rest," she says. "You lost a lot of blood and you have an infection. The nearest hospital is in Ridgemont and that's still a few days away."

"How long?" you croak again. "Was I out?"

"Almost three days," says Jack, his voice rough.

Varaia puts the glass to your mouth again and you take another sip.

"I'm going to go get her some soup," says Jack. "Make sure she rests."

Varaia nods.

Do you do anything else, or just sleep more now?

>>22701665

say thanks and rest

>>22701665
We need a comfy blanket.

>>22701665
"Thanks. I think I'm gonna take a nap now."

>>22701665

"Still your move. heh."

>>22701665
"Thanks. Do we have anti-biotics? Penicillin would be nice for an infection. Is the bullet still in me?

Oh and get down here and cuddle, it makes sleeping easier."

>>22701665
now would be a good time to apologize for the impromptu solo. they'll see the moment as so incredulous that they'll wave it off/

>>22701665

"thank you, everyone." then pass the fuck out

we can worry about what happened when we get a bit better.

>no more star wars and other, otherworldly performances for a while.

and it was going so well too.

Wait for Jack to come back with the soup, try to eat, then sleep.

Inquire about the current status of everything, before sleep.

>>22701665
remember to clean and re-bandage the wound


eat some soup ask what happens after we blacked out

very quietly I heard it again the voice .... the one that brought me hear I.. I'm scared

>>22701749
We don't need to apologize. Ten to one says Varaia was aroused and Jack probably laughed at how ballsy we were.

>>22701853

Monkey? you here? i think he left us guys ;_;

>>22701958
It took him an hour to post the last one. He's probably doing something else while he's running this. He'll be back.

>>22701958
Calm down, He's just taking his time. If we pressure him, we'll get shoddy work. If we let him come up with the story as it comes to him, we'll all have a better time.

You just rest your eyes and doze for a bit, waiting for Jack to come back with the soup. You take a look at your hands - they're too pale. You really must have lost and awful lot of blood.

"The bullet?" you choke out.

Varaia's face goes pale. "We got it out. That was grisly. Very touch-and-go."

That makes you a little nauseous to hear, knowing how close you came to dying. And then what would have happened? You would shudder to think of it, but you're just so damn tired. Varaia puts a wet cloth on your forehead - it feels good, helps cool you off a bit. You're definitely feverish.

Jack comes back in with a cup of soup and a spoon. He feeds it to you by the spoonful, blowing each one cool and bringing it to you delicately, like you're a baby bird. You don't mind. You finish most of the cup, too, before you're too tired to continue.

Both Jack and Varaia are there, tucking you, cooling you, comforting you, tending to you.

Do you say or do anything before you drift back off to sleep?

>>22702044
"I love you two. And I'm sorry about getting shot, better the gut than the head."

>>22702013
>>22701958
>>22702014
>I'm actually doing this on my phone while giving my dog a walk
>sorry if it's a bit slow

>>22702044
Let's just say "sorry". Not about anything in particular, just to say sorry.

>>22702044
"Wound covered, nothing important damaged?" If they answer no then, "Okay, I'll be fine then."

>>22702106
Nah, it's cool. That's what autoupdate is for.

"sorry"

>>22702044

"thank you, i'm sorry."

>>22702044
I'm so sorry.

>>22702044
Mutter thanks and then sleep like we've never slept before.

>>22702044
I'm sorry; I was reckless and brash. I nearly got myself killed, and now you two are rushing against time to save me. Both of you have saved my life at one point, on nothing more than a whim - I cannot that you two enough, and love you both more than you probably think I do.

I just want to wake up to your faces. That's all...

>>22702195
I really am against this polyamory crap. Jack is one and only option.

>>22702106
It's chill, Monkeybro. You're better than most authors at pumping lit out. XD Also, pet the puppeh for us!
>>22702044
Ask if there's anything we need to worry about, if there's nothing major, try and get V and Jack to chill out a bit. Then, pass out, whispering something humerous about our solo adventure earlier.

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>>22702228
>XD

>>22702228
this. 'next time lend a hand'

>>22702224
Wasn't implying we want to be with both of them...

You can love someone, and not *be* in love with them.

Varaia is like best friend status, right now. Jack is our husbando. I'm with you on the monogomy thing.d

>>22702224
This anon gets it. "LOL LESBIANZZZZ AND THREEWAYS" is not an excuse to be stupid fucking cunts.

>>22702286
See
>>22702262

>>22702286
Oy, we can have a polygamous relationship, and not be idiots about it. Hell, this whole universe is made of porn. Admittedly, OP has sorta dropped that part, but, it's still a thing. This universe will be very sexualized. I imagine that it's common place in this universe. V said she'd been in such a relationship multiple times.

"I'm sorry," you say to them.

Then you're out.

You're not sure how long you're out, but when you wake up again, the room is dark. Your elf eyes can make out Varaia, sleeping with her arms crossed in front of her chest in a chair at the foot of the bed. Jack is nowhere to be seen.

You're hot - hotter than before. Your guts feel like they're on fire. Your mouth is completely dry. You're even more exhausted than before. You try to lift your arms, to sit up, but you really can't.

You open your mouth and make a cracked little mewling sound. You were trying to say Varaia's name. She jerks awake and makes soothing sounds, bringing a glass of water for you to drink from. "Shhh, shhh, there there," she says, stroking your hair while you drink. "Your fever's getting worse, and we still have more than a day until we reach Ridgemont."

Oh god.

"I'm not going to lie to you," says Varaia. Oh god. "It looks bad. The railroad company awarded us a reward as thanks for stopping the robbery. Awarded you a reward. If we made it to the hospital in time, we should afford to get you magical healing."

Oh god, you might still die.

"If... If we don't..." says Varaia, tears welling up in her eyes. Then she's crying and giving you a kiss, just like that first night she started sleeping in the same bed with you. "Just hold on..."

Oh god. She thinks you aren't going to make it.

Do you try to do or say anything, or go to sleep to preserve your strength?

>>22702243
You have a problem, cracka?

>>22702512
Yeah I know, I wasn't just meaning in general, not that circumstance specifically.

>>22702565
It's dumb.
>We hurt all the feelings
>Everyone cries
>Etcetera

>>22702580
squeeze her hand, give a reassuring smile.

>>22702580
Do our best to stay awake until we reach the hospital. If we sleep we may not wake up.

>>22702580

preserve our strength. we're a frail elven lady.

>>22702580
"I'll be fine. I'm stronger than I look.

I wish we had penicillin."

Kiss her back if we can, but don't exert ourself.

Rolled 44

>>22702580
Try and look confidant as we look V, and smile. Tell her not to tell Jack you woke up, drink as much water as you can, and then fall back asleep, making some sort of cool comment, with our last reserves of bard-spunk as we slip off.

Rolled 66

Tell her to get Jack so we can talk to him!

>>22702692
No sleeping. Really don't want someone with an infection as bad as ours sleeping. Kind of like how you don't want to drink too much water, or try to break the fever.

>>22702667
or ibuprofen

>>22702719
Like if you have head trauma, and are told not to sleep for x hours?

I had that - almost cracked my head open on a brick wall, and after the hospital said my brains and skull were ok, they let me go home, but said I had to stay up for 24 hours.

Not sure what to do here... sleep = preserve/regain strength, but then we get comfortable being sleepy and...

not sleep = stay conscious, but maybe we lose strength if we do this.

>>22702580
If we go to sleep again, can we ask the voice who they are? Why they did what they did?

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YOU SEE THIS! THIS IS WHAT WE GET FOR BEING SLUTTY! FUCK YOU GUYS! FUCK YOU GUYS! I MAD! HARBAUGH MAD!

Rolled 79

"I feel like if I go to sleep I might not wake up, wish I had thought about making some penicillin."

>>22702781
The reason you don't go to sleep when you have a concussion is that, if your brain swells to the point that you would need to be hospitalized, you wouldn't notice it because you're asleep. Naturally it's a very painful experience but the signals aren't received when you're asleep.

The reason you don't sleep when you're on death's doorstep, be it from blood loss or a really bad infection, is because your heart rate drops and your breathing slows. Brain activity is lessened. Blood circulation slows. Core body temperature lowers. Basically you're a whole lot more likely to have your heart stop when you're asleep than when you're awake.

>>22702829
Making penicillin of sufficient purity and quantity is difficult as hell without modern production techniques.

It might be doable but you'd need a MD and a lot of patience.

>>22702829
Does anyone here know how to make penicillin? Because, if we all know, Nona would likely know as well. Could explain it to V.

Rolled 71

Bardic knowledge for potential antibacterial foods, would they have blue cheese or shit like that?

>>22702880
Oy, let's not sleep, then!

can we use any healing magic on ourselves? we need something to focus on.

>>22702811
I kinda get the feeling we'd have gotten shot either way, or if not, Varia or Jack might have taken the hit...

>>22702916
>>22702829
Now this is exactly the type of shit that makes me proud. Were dying and FUCK THAT IMMA MAKE PENICILLIN.

"Jack?" you manage to croak out.

"Praying," she says. "At least he's stopped crying." She smiles, but the smile doesn't reach her eyes.

You close your eyes. You want to save your strength.

"Hey," says Varaia, tapping you gently on the cheek. "Hey, stay awake. We don't want you drifting off in your sleep."

"Tired..." you say.

"Here," says Varaia, sounding a little desperate. "I'll tell you stories. You're always looking for new stories, right? These are Wild Elf stories - I bet you've never heard anything like these before."

You nod. You'll try to keep awake.

You try to keep awake, but it's hard. The hours drag on. You keep losing focus on what Varaia's saying. Jack comes in, holds your hand, kisses you. He sits down in the chair at the foot of the bed, clasps his hands, closes his eyes.

Maybe someone will listen?

You're starting to drift.

Your mind is growing hazy.

It's getting harder to open your eyes after each blink.

You can't understand what Varaia is saying anymore.

How many hours left until Ridgemont?

Darkness.

"You're dead," says the voice. "They're trying to resuscitate you. At the hospital. I'll give you another choice, though. Another new body, new life. You'll probably never see Jack or Varaia again. Or you can wait. Hope they can revive you. But if they can't, then I'll leave you here in the darkness. Forever."

Do you try to stay here? Try to stay Nona? Try to stay with Jack and Varaia? Or do you let yourself pass on?

Rolled 99

>>22703127
Penicillin takes too long to make, but eating a bit of food that would already have some penicillin might buy us a few extra minutes.

>>22703181
STAY! We have to survive!

stay

>>22703181
We Stay

>>22703181
Try to stay

>>22703181
"I'm staying. You already knew I would say this.

One question though, why me? Why here?"

>>22703181
stay with husbando!

>>22703181
Stay.
I totally hope you flip a coin to see if we die or not.

>>22703181

would I be o the same world as them again?

how about a wizard this time around?
also please don't drop me off naked again

>>22703181
OP, how much does Nona love Jack at this point? We need to know that, so we can decide. Would Nona rather die than give up Jack? If so, we'll keep rocking this boat. If not... I think we should go with the new body, with one request: Make us forget Jack and V. THe memories of them would be... too much.

(Also, OOC: Captcha: minimum governshit.
Go home to /pol/ captcha, you're drunk!)

>>22703193
Fuck wish I had used that for a survival roll.

Go with the new body. Your new quest: FIND JACK AND VARAIRARIRIA

Rolled 16

Stay, of course.

Stay. I don't want them to be sad.

>>22703455
Well, their sadness is independent of our choice here. We can still die if stay

(So what's happening? I'mma archive this bitch)

>>22703500
But I think we have a better chance this way....if we want it bad enough.
plus Monkey wouldn't kill us off that easily
right?

>>22703523

DEATH HAPPENED!

>>22703500

Possible sadness is better than certain sadness.

I do hope the quest goes on though, I've only started posting.

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>>22703541

OH SHIT NIGGA

To whom?

I'm gone for one day and we become a whore, god dammit /tg/ I like this quest.

>>22703561
us

>>22703181

Fuck you voice! You rip me from my life once already. I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'MA LET YOU DO IT AGAIN!

>>22703561
OURSELVES.

>>22703571

OH FUCK

Umm... What happened before?

>>22703593
Someone decided to rub one off in front of both our friends.

>>22703593
we masturbated furiously in front of the others.

>>22703568
We had known Jack for less than a week before we tried to snap our frail elf body in half on his dick.

Rolled 2

"I'm staying," you say. Your voice is shaky. You're not at all certain about this. This is the only chance you have of seeing Jack and Varaia again. But if you fail... If you fail, you're here. Forever.

You can almost feel the voice smiling through the darkness.

"Your choice is made."

Then silence.

It is dark. It is quiet. You have nothing to let you track the passage of time.

You try to sing, but find that you don't have a voice anymore. You don't have a body, you realize, trying to touch your face.

Nothing.

The time drags on.

You're here for ages.

Or seconds?

You're screaming, or trying to scream.

Perhaps you're going mad.

Perhaps you're already mad.

Perhaps you've always been mad.

The nothing is everywhere. Nowhere?

You're the nothing.

You're nothing.

You wait.

..::||continued||::..

>>22703630
That's love, man.

>>22703649
reroll!!!!!!

>>22703649
Son of a, that better not be our survival roll.

>>22703649
>Rolled 2

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK.

Please tell me this like, lower is better, or something.

Rolled 5

>>22703649
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>22703678
>>22703679
>>22703691


Well its a 1d2 roll...so what exactly...

>>22703678
>>22703679
>>22703691
>>22703700
>it was 1d2

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>>22703649
You're fucked.

>>22703678
>>22703679
who knows maby it's a d2 and we passed

>>22703707
never mind, WE LIVE!!!

>>22703738
Maybe.

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>>22703649
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT

wait. are we okay?

>>22703649
Ever read The Jaunt by Stephen King?

>>22703649

OP please answer soon, or if this is a "too be continued" part let us know. So much suspense...

>>22703649
Well, guys. I had a good time with this quest, and it was too bad that it got ruined by some /h/ material.

>>22703649
"...full recover..."

What? WHAT!? You're trying to yell out in the darkness. You heard something. You finally heard something. You could swear you heard something...

"...oh, thank..."

Jack? Jack, talk to me! Can't you hear me!?

"...when will..."

Varaia! Varaia, you can hear me, right? With your elf ears?

"...should be waking up any minute now," says the doctor as you suddenly snap back into reality. The sensory overload is overwhelming. Colours, sounds, cloth on skin, temperature, your heart beat.

You're screaming, you realize. Jack is holding you down on the bed to keep you from thrashing. Varaia is stroking your forehead, your hair, saying something - you're not paying attention. You quiet yourself down.

The fever's gone.

The pain's gone.

You still feel exhausted. You go limp.

Your hands are still pale.

"Nona? Nona, are you okay?" you finally realize what Varaia's saying.

"I... Yes?"

"Oh, thank god," says Jack. You don't think he's speaking rhetorically.

The doctor - he has a white lab coat, a plastic ID badge, a clipboard - starts talking. "You suffered cardiac arrest. You were legally dead for four minutes before being resuscitated on arrival at the hospital. Your injury has been repaired, your infection treated. You're still missing a lot of blood. You can leave when you're ready, but I advise bed rest for the next week or two."

You realize you're in an extremely modern-looking hospital room. What do you say and do?

>>22703857
don't be so lewd in the future

>>22703857
Cry. Let's just cry. Everyone okay with just crying our little hearts out?

Rolled 16

>>22703902
Yes.
>>22703891
No.

>>22703902
Yep, get Jack in a death clutch.

>>22703857

Hold Jack's hand.

Cry.

So happy OP thank you

>>22703891
You think that's what this was about? MP trying to teach us a lesson?

Because if so, I learned that being lewd leads to exciting, suspenseful drama.

I demand hugs from Jack.
and maybe some tears of relief

Rolled 75

>>22703902
sounds good to me - hug jack as best we can,smile at varaia

>>22703918
Uh, hand holding? Fucking hug and kiss the husbando.

>>22703966
And afterwords try to get up. we got a day to explore this town before the train takes off to our next destonation right? Time to explore.

>>22703966
Yeah, you don't hold hands if front of other people. That shit is lewd.

>>22704115

The doc reccomended 1-2 weeks of rest. Can't we just have some recovery time, even for just 5 days? We did die for 4 minutes.

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>>22704206
Agreed.

You cry. In relief mostly, you think. You're not in much of a state to psychoanalyze yourself.

The tears come out in big, hacking sobs. You're sure your eyes are red and swollen, that you look terrible and ridiculous.

You reach out, trying to grab Jack and Varaia, but can't quite reach, and are a bit too weak to sit up properly in this emotional state. They come in and hug you, first Varaia and then Jack around you both. You're planting kisses indiscriminately, and realize that your eyes are still wide open as you cry.

It's just hitting you how afraid you were. While you were feverish, while you were in the darkness, there wasn't really time to feel the fear. But now that you're suddenly relieved to be fine, it all comes flooding in.

The doctor gives a sad smile from the doorway - you don't think he sees many people in your condition survive.

"We should get you back to the train when you're ready," says Jack. His voice is shaky. You realize he's crying too, just much less violently. "You heard the doctor. You need rest."

"I can get you a new shirt," says Varaia. "The blood can get cleaned out of your clothes with magic, but unless you know mending, you'll have a bullet hole in it."

You do, in fact, know mending. "I know mending."

Well, there you are, in an affection sandwich. You've just survived what is unequivocally the most terrifying thing in your entire life. The train's in Ridgemont for a few more hours. What now?

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>>22704199
Indeed.

Rolled 65

>>22704206
this. we aint doin shit for at least a week. just laying in bed, talking with jack, maybe a little guitar playin.

>>22704257
rest on the train. should be good to go when you finally reach your destination.

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>>22704199
We wouldn't want someone to bust into the room and shoot us.

Rolled 74

>>22704257
Tell Jack to stay with us, and talk for a good long while about "us", and our future, as near-death has let us know that we may not be together forever, and we might not get to do everything together before we die, so we should make the most of life.

>>22704257
Keep on kissing and hugging.

"I'm really, really, really, hungry."

>>22704320
Yeah, I'd be starving too. Request some CHeetos, then, remembering that's not a thing, request reasonable munchies.

>>22704320
For dick.

>>22704295
I like this plan.

>>22704339

For hands.

>>22704295
And what is our point with the talking about us and the future? What's our angle, our worry, our goal? Do we want to get married? Break it off into something more casual? Go for the triple while we're all still young and alive? Your suggestion is just vague enough to be meaningless.

>>22704414
MURRIAGE

>>22704295
Ehh... I think we should avoid that until we can think clearly. FOr now, we need to rest.

Rest on the train, make a song for jack, girl talk with Varaia, show Total Recall when we're well enough.

>>22704414

To stay with them forever. That darkness part was really worriying and they would've been sad if we died.

I don't want them to be sad.

>>22704509
This brings up a good point. According to a previous thread, elves are functionally immortal. They do not die of old age. They only die by getting killed.

Think about how much this whole situation must have scared Varaia.

>>22704257
We should give up on adventuring; it's too dangerous.

>>22704414
If the triple is going to be a thing, it needs to happen before Jack's dick gets old.
>>22704454
fuck that, elf.
>>22704529
Precisely, probably much scarier for Varaia.

Jack's from a culture where death is inevitable.

>>22704582
No triple, only Jack.

>>22704582
Honestly. No triple. It'll just make things bad.

>>22704529

In that case we need to take Jack's brain, and dick, and rock solid abs, and kissable tusks and lips, and manly arms, and strong biceps, and cute butt, and put them into a golem so he'll be with us forever.

>>22704582
I personally like the triple as an idea. We're all mature enough to handle it and have talked about it honestly.

>>22704683
>Mature enough to handle an immature satiation of lust
I bet you think Mormons are pretty mature, huh? And NTR is a huge turn-on?

"I'm ready to go back," you say, giving each of them another squeeze for good measure. "Now do you have my clothes somewhere?"

They help you get into your clothes. Your utility magic requires a tiny amount of effort compared to maintaining an illusion for the length of a movie; your clothes are clean and mended before you even finish getting them on.

Your legs are too trembly to walk long distances. Jack carries you back to the bed. He and Varaia both help undress you and tuck you in.

"I'm going to go get her something to eat," says Jack. You didn't even realize how starving you were until he said that.

You close your eyes and relax. Your body feels heavy.

Varaia climbs into bed beside you. She puts her head on your chest. She's crying.

You can count the number of elven stories where the protagonist or antagonist die instead of being shamed or imprisoned or otherwise nonlethally defeated on one hand. Death must be a truly horrifying thing in elven culture. It's something they almost never see up close.

And then you remember something.

You put a bullet in that man, right below his eye.

You killed a man.

You can still remember the look on his face when you shot him.

Did you have a look like that on your face too?

All of a sudden, you can't get that look, the mild surprise, mild fear, the hole, the blossom of blood, out of your mind.

What do you do now?

>>22704720
Big difference between a relationship where everyone is involved with everyone else and a relationship where one dude controls a whole bunch of women's lives.

Also a big difference between polyamory and cheating.

>>22704683
I agree. However, the anti-triple people are very vocal and very adamant about it. I think they might start a shitstorm or bail on the quest if we went for it. And that's the kind of thing that can kill a good quest.

>>22704626
>>22704665

As I see it the mc love both of them.

Our bed is made, now lie in it.

>>22704720
Pretty mad aint cha?

>>22704728
Become a pacifist.

>>22704683
I guess it might be projection, but considering the mortality difference, unless we decide to embark adventure with a death wish, I just can't see things working out well in the end with Jack.

If we don't increase our own risk of mortality to rival his, the difference in vitality that even 5 years creates, between an ageless and a mortal being, can only be a friction point.

Growing apart is nigh inevitable, even if we don't move to polyamory.

TL;DR, it'd be stupid for Jack to be more than a short term relationship.

He's not the only cock in the world, and we might prefer pussy given a chance.

>>22704745
I'm sorry... It's just, the idea of polyamory just... Makes me feel bad, on many levels. Like, emotion, physical, all those deals. It's just... I find it wrong, even is fictional settings.

>>22704728
we sing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwFS69nA-1w

>>22704683
>We're all mature enough to handle it

>That pre-getting shot fapping scene.

Yea, IC probably. I personally like it, but all it takes is one bad moment of horny bastard Anons to break it.

>>22704728

Ask Vara if she ever killed someone. Tell her how the guy you shot was your first.

>>22704720
Dude, this is a story about a 30-year-old neckbeard turned into a elf by the porn wizard, and we.managed to make that into this mature story. I think we can handle it to.the extent.that it needs to be in this universe.

>>22704728
Hug her closer. Tell her that we killed a man, we don't regret it but that we still see his face as he died.

>>22704773
That's because you're a tremendous faggot.

Don't worry, we'll be able to cure you eventually.

>>22704808
>MAMA
>I JUST KILLED A MAN
>PUT MY GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD
>PULLED THE TRIGGER NOW HE'S DEAD

>>22704809
>Believes in love
>Is a faggot
Gays really know how to act reasonable.

Rolled 64

We really didnt like being put in danger, because death, but shooting a bad guy in the face was pretty cool.

Still think avoiding conflict is the better route, from here on out, however. But would be a good idea to keep our skills honed.

>>22704728
"Varaia, I killed a man, I'm not sure how to feel about it."
"I can't stop seeing his face as he died"