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>Hii'tlar of Hiigara

>>22666194
We're here to kick ass, learn magic, and chew bubblegum.
And we're all out of gum.

Which reminds me, we need to make sure that the locals have tobacco of some kind, otherwise we'll need to ration our smokes as well as our bullets.

link to previous thread

Since last time, you've begun to train in magic. Not none of that pussy-ass lighting out of your fingers bullshit, you turned that down soon as you fucking could. Nah, you're learning practical magic. How to clean your M16 with a leaf. How to ask for smokes politely. How to conjure up some ammo once a day. How to eat fucking rice at every fucking meal.

Before long, you think you're ready.

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>>22666194

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... you have my attention.

>>22666319
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22588695/

Here you go.

>>22666334
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InRDF_0lfHk

Just giving OP a superior song.

>>22666334
Hell yeah, magic, practical magic. Practice that stuff, smoke cigarettes, mutter under our breath about AMERICA.

>>22666334
How much ammo can we conjure per day?
Is it both for our M1911 and M16?
And can we conjure a grenade a day?

Also
>How to clean your M16 with a leaf
Considering this generation of M16, most definitely important.

>>22666378
About 50 rounds for the jam machine, 10 for the pistol. Grenades take you full concentration.

You can also mop up the jam with toast.

>>22666194
fucking gook food AGAIN? Fucking hell! Get beer or something that's not this fucking rice bullshit.

In Sargent Handbags a ballbreaker?

>>22666378

Methinks their problem was mostly Army Ords being full of cocksuckers who hated the new rifle and did everything they could to sabotage it; like telling recruits it was "self-cleaning," making them re-use cheapass aluminum magazines originally meant to be disposable, etc. They got people killed because of their pissy preferences, and its not the first time - Navy Ords fucking REFUSED to admit the Mark 14 torpedo was fucking useless, which resulted in submarines being attacked and sunk for the first year of the pacific war because of it. If they hadn't been such pigheaded fuckstains it would've been replaced much sooner.

But constant cleaning of guns in jungle environments is always important, regardless of the weapon, so yeah, good spell.

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Fürr Volk und Vaterrlyand!
Miaut sie niederr!

>>22666461
Stockpile that shit. We need to have lots of it.

Also, okay, so we're the "Chosen One" or some shit, going up against Hitler.
We got any industrial support? Some kind of resistance we can teach modern battle tactics?

Because having an M16 is nice, but not much good against a platoon of MP44-wielding SS, especially if they've got an MG42 for support.

>>22666538
You are being trained in a monastery of pacifists. Tough fucking shit, I know. The problem is that no one survives Hitler's armies, so you don't know what the fuck he's using, but there are rumors of unholy fusions of mutated monsters and technology roaming the landscapes.

The kingdoms fighting, you've been told, are just in the Lord of the Dings book Higsby gave you in boot; some shit about swords and spears. You've been training for about three weeks now, and you're decently equipped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo-rh9C6K_g

Just giving OP an even more superior song.

>>22666585
So, is it just Kitty Pet, Sargent Handbags and Oldman Deepvoice at this temple or what?

>>22666585
I don't think it came up last thread: do we have our bayonet knife?

And hey, if we can talk with the locals, I guess we should start them teaching them how to make gunpowder.
Can they do at least that much?

And I suppose if we're more or less ready, we should hook up with the local military command.

>>22666619
Pretty fukkin' much.

>>22666622
>I don't think it came up last thread: do we have our bayonet knife?
Yep

>And hey, if we can talk with the locals, I guess we should start them teaching them how to make gunpowder.
Again, you're stuck in the monastery with Pet Cat, Scaletits and Deepvoice.

>>22666663
Well then. Let's find Deepvoice, get him to link us up with some of the local military and start killing some Nazis.

>>22666625
Fucking hell. We Magic Boot with Sargent Handbags Scaletits as bad as I think it was?

Can we kill something with a coon tail and wear it?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jk9633YgKU

>>22666683
You approach the old man. He told you his name at some point, but you've forgotten it by now. He looks you up and down. "I'm not sure whether you're ready." he says, frowning. "Follow this map, you'll find the city of Landshreckt there. And take Namiko and Thyalmior with you."

>>22666733
"Who? and God bless you."

>>22666733
"I'm the first US Marine you've ever trained to fight against technology that's 30's years old by my reckoning but a couple hundred years ahead of yours, how do you know when I'm ready or not?
"Anyway, I can always find someone to teach me more spells if I need'em, right?
"And who am I looking for in this town? We got any kind of ROE around here I should know about?"

>>22666761
He glances up at you, obviously annoyed. "Honestly, if you can't remember the names of the two people you've been living with for the last several weeks, we might be doomed after all."

>>22666773
"You are to report to the Captain of the Watch in the town. Thyalmior will let you see him, they're old... friends, let's just say. And spells shall be learn along the way."

>>22666810
"Sure thing, Deepvoice. Lets just go kill Hitler. Heh. Granddad is gonna shit bricks when I tell him about this."

>>22666810
Would be nice if we could also magic up ourselves an M72 LAW in case we need something big blown up.

"Sure, sure. I'll see you around, then."

Let's gather up Cat-ears and Scaletits, and get together whatever traveling gear we need, and get on the road.

You gather up Catchick and Scaletits and pack. They're focused on bringing food, but you bring the most important supplies of all:bullets. Scaletits doesn't look happy at you, but catchick seems as happy as ever.

>>22666937
"Yo, Thyalmior. You know this city? I'm not gonna get frisked or get my guns locked up, am I? And come to think of it, how close to the front are we?"

>>22666974
The proper term is 'scaletits'. I think.

>>22666937
Just glare back at her. "Sarge, I don't like you, so you had best stop makign eyes at me 'for I frag you."

Needs more Subterranean Fucking Vietnam!

>>22667051
>Fighting an army that uses flamers and has access to poison gas under ground
Nope.

>>22667051
>Subterranean Fucking Vietnam!
Actually...how small or big are we? Because if it comes down to tunnel fighting inside of a kobold-sized NVA style network of tunnels, no way we're going to be able to fight in them.

How long until the people we're working with decide that fragging us is a better alternative than having to put up with our bullshit?

>>22667103
>gas
Actually, I wonder if Hitler started battlefield deployment of nerve gas here.
One of the reasons he agreed to no chemical warfare was because he hated getting hit with the stuff when he was a corporal in WW1.
But against an enemy that can't use gas back, would he use it?

>>22666334
>M16
We're ditching that thing right?

>>22667130
>Would Hitler gas millions of a different species

Uh...

>>22667130
To smoke filthy mutant scum out from underground?
I doubt he would think twice.

>>22667159
Well, in fact Hitler liked animals a lot.
During the Third Reich Germany had very progressive animal rights.

>>22667157
FUCK NO!

With a cleaning cantrip and spells to magic up ammo, we can keep the M16 working even in this situation.

We're going up against magitek Nazi's and you want to throw away our assault rifle?

>>22667203
If you can beat a nigga to death with it then yes I think we should ditch it for something better.

>>22667229
Better? What's better that we could drop out the M16 for?
These people are getting slaughtered by fully semi-auto and automatic guns, and you want to use a sword? When we don't even have a shield spell?

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>>22667290
What is an MG42.

'Weapons better than the M16' for 500, please.

>>22667290
M14, Lee Enfield, AK-47, a slingshot, a rather large rock, a Mp40 anything but this piece of shit.

>>22667339
And where are going to get one? Assuming that the ones used by the Reich aren't demonically corrupted or fused into their flesh golems.

>>22667363
Too bad we don't have an M14, an SMLE, an AK-47, or an MP40.
Are you really going to say that we should throw our M16 away for a slingshot?

>>22667395
A very big slingshot.

>>22667363
gb2/k/

The M-16 was always a capable rifle. Always. With regular cleaning, I'll take it over the AKM any day.

>>22667460
Are you talking about a sling or a slingshot? Because the first does need practice and training to actually accurately hit a target, and the second requires vulcanized rubber or some equivalent, which this society most likely lacks.

>>22667568
>gb2/k/
No, no. If he was a proper denizen of /k/ he would have said to get a Mosin-Nagant.

>>22667591
True, he would have recommended a Nugget.

So, what happened to OP? Get auto-banned or something?

>>22669192
I hope not.

bump, someone archive it just in case

Done and Done

>Anon
I say we go by the name Leatherneck from now on. I cant stand being named Anon.

>>22667194
Then maybe he would not acknowledge them as human at all and enslave them. For their own good of course.

christ. you people shit gold.

>>22670140
Never. We simply place them under Capitalistic advisement.

Did op died

>>22672370
Seems so.

>>22667157
No. Just need to keep that bitch clean and oily. Stays handy and accurate till the barrel's throat is gone in about 6,000-10,000 rounds

>>22666974

More or less this. Also, sweet, didn't think I'd be around for this quest.

>>22673477
Sorry to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure OP got autobanned.

So… this is the quest that sprung forth from the discussion of tale /a/non's storsay in that Quest General?
Looks pretty sweet, I must say.

Polite bump to keep this alive.

>>22673488
Holy shit, what.

I'm deeply confused.

>>22678631
There's a word filter that goes through posts and autobans posters that it thinks are linking to spam sites.
It gets lots of false positives, though. AC-Guy from Armored Core Quest gets auto-banned on a regular basis.

>>22678712
Well shit.

>>22680067
Yeah, hopefully OP'll be back and we can piss off Scaletits more.

>>22680067
Ban's only 24 hours, though.

>>22680813
Hopefully by belittling Catbitch more.

>>22680872
I thought autobans end at midnight server time?

>>22681008
He might've got autobanned the minute after midnight. Thats the fucking worst

>>22680994
>>22680813
Well, you're both obviously well on the way to being a butterbars who gets fragged like a little bitch as soon as his back is turned.

>>22681028
>implying harassing the locals isn't exactly what soldiers did in nam
You're right though. First things first, we must destroy a Nazi beachhead so we can go surfing.

Wait if you can summon ammunition, shouldn't you be able to summon, oh I don't know, an M-60? Or something to give you a little more oomph?
>>22666937
Time bring some Democracy to this place, American style.

>>22681115
Nova dont' surf!

>>22681028
Yeah, because a a scalie gook thinking she's our sarge really makes me want to go with her. Next you'll be saying we should be finding some CIA coldfuck and hugging them to spread warmth and love through this fucking asian shithole.

>>22681115
>harass the locals
Well yes, but look at how THAT turned out.

>>22681152
It might not be so much summoning ammunition as duplicating what we have.
Also consider the complexity of what we're creating. A bullet is simpler than all of the moving parts of an M-60.

>>22681193
Wait, what turned out?

>>22675094
Yes.
Proof that what tale lacks are not ideas or enthusiasm, but the willingness to try something new.

>>22681175
Then go eat a bullet. It'll be faster than getting a knife in the back.

We've got no way to get home, no line of supply, no support except the locals, and no real survival training that can help us in this world.

What are you going to do, piss off everyone and try to fight the Nazi's alone?

>>22681175
>Catgirls dont surf!
FTFY

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>>22681193
I guess we'll just need to start duplicating enemy weapons then, to build up our Resistance force.

>>22681305
That just begs the question of why the locals haven't duplicated the guns yet.
Hitler's had a head start of a couple of years at least; if he knows that guns can be duplicated, he might have enchanted his own guns so that they can't be duplicated or explode when captured.

>>22681269
LEATHER NECK CHOSEN ONE, FUCKER! AMERICA THIS BITCH UP!

>>22681305
If there is a magic MP44 that shoots elemental rounds, this quest will be the best war quest ever made.

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>>22681367
>>22681433
We're the chosen one, this means we do what couldn't of been done before. GUNS FOR THE MASSES, FOR THE REVOLUTION! CAST OUT THE FASCIST INVADER!

>>22681469
Better Dead than Red motherfucker.

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>>22681469
NOT ONE STEP BACK!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv2ONRJ9tMQ

>>22682702
You look like hammered shit, sir!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQgZow_pk-g

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Where you at OP?

>>22682825
FUCKING GOOKS GOT HIM!

>>22683120
FUCK YOU CHARLIE! WE HAVE MORE SICK ICE BURNS FOR SCALETITS!

Say, something has been bothering me since the previous thread. Why haven't we said the pledge of allegiance even once since we got up?

Are we so unamerican?

>>22684779
No flag to say it to.

>>22684779
It's assumed we did, we're just so AMERICAN it didn't need to be stated.

>>22684796
There's always the one in our heart, soldier.

>>22684779
Our dedication to this project is the pledge to the flag in our heart, battle-patriot.

>>22684824
I thought we got killed by a bayonet to the head. Though a flag to the heart would have been more glorious sounding.

OP, if you got autobanned, go to #4chan on...Rizon, I think? Mention it to one of the mods; they should fix it.