>>22650862
You decide to defuse the situation as quickly as possible. "That man was trying to kidnap and rape or kill me," you say, pointing at the man on the floor, then pointing to Jack and saying, "And this one saved me from him."

The sheriff glares at Jack for another long second, then puts his wand gun back in his holster and takes a proper look at the man on the ground. "Well, he probably wasn't trying to rape you," the sheriff says. "Or kill you for that matter. We've been having some kidnappings lately - especially women - especially fae women - especially Sidhe women. They turn up later with the Wild Elves as hostages, or worse. You're lucking your boy there saved you."

With that, the sheriff proceeds to start ignoring you, so you and Jack walk back to the saloon and head up to your room. He sits at the foot of the bed and holds his head in his hands, still breathing hard.

What do you do now?

>the archives of the first two threads
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22627138/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22641088/

>>22650865
Let's calm him down. (with words, not by sucking his dick) Maybe tonight isn't gonna be great for crazy sex.

>>22650865
lets go to bed, tell him thank you and that we're sorry for causing him trouble

Rolled 83

>>22650865

Yeah i'm glad my boy was here to save me too. Do you need any help tracking down these kidnappers?

>>22650865
we....we're Sidhe? Oh crap. That's... both awesome and horrifying.

>>22650865
Give him a hug first and foremost. Then get him to lay down so we can give him a massage to work out some of the tension while singing something quiet and calming. And play with his hair.

Keep on saying soothing things, tell him that he saved us, that in our eyes he'll always be our paladin.

>>22650956
the sherrif was implying that Jack was your slave bro.

>>22650959
Sidhe is all non-wild elves. We've known we werre Side since OP explained what is was.

>>22650959
Yeah, MP said in an earlier thread that elves make up the Sidhe caste in the Seelie and Unseelie nations. Which is probably going to be one of the reasons that people will give us such shit if we become Jack's lover. We're supposed to be nobility and he's descended from slaves.

>>22650976

Thats not how i took it. I figured it as boyfriend. What makes you say slave?

>>22650976
I think that's a bit much to take from his saying "your boy", that can easily be used in a non-slave related fashion, like your friend.

>>22650976
I think it was less slave and more manservant.

>>22650998
Because racist southerners in real life use the term from black males.

So no, do not refer to Jack as our "boy".

>>22651082
And we're in Wild west town right now.
>>22650992
Sorry, just every book I've ever read about Sidhe implies that you're a noble blood. Our Queen: Mab/Titania, in that case, would be out for blood anyways if one of said noble subjects vanished.
It's scary to even think about.

We should apologize to jack for all that happened tonight, then we should go to bed, he's likely to be on guard for a few days,

OK so No to the calling our boy. Yes to asking if they can help with the kidnappings?

You make small, soothing sounds as you move in to Jack. "It's okay. You saved me. We're both safe." You pull his boots off, pull down his suspenders, unbutton and remove his shirt. You take off your own shoes, and take off your skirt, and push him back so he's lying on the bed, then have him roll over. You sit down, straddling his lower back, and start rubbing his back and shoulders, now having moved from soothing sounds to humming a calming tun.

His back is rock hard, his muscles pulled up into trembling knots. You rub your hands together, using a cantrip to make them warm and clean anything you touch - it's not the bath you or he expected, but it should still be relaxing. You work his neck, his shoulders, his upper back, his lower back. You work one muscle group at a time with your magically-warmed hands, rubbing until they relax as you keep humming.

Eventually, he stops shaking. His body finally starts to loosen back up. His breathing calms down, and the low, barely audible growl fades from his voice. You think he's fallen asleep, and you lean down, still straddling his lower back, and give him a hug.

"I'm sorry," he says. "I should have been watching. And then I got out of control like that."

"No, I'm sorry," you say, actually shocked that he's the one apologizing. "I should have been more careful. That shouldn't have needed to happen in the first place. If I had just locked the door before you got there it wouldn't have."

What now?

I don't think we should stay. Might not be the smartest choice, but if it gets back to the wild fae we turned in their man, they'll likely be after us, best to be miles away when they figure it out. Besides, after a scare like that, I don't think we could sleep.

>>22651153
lets go to bed, long night, finish the massage though until he is asleep

>>22651164
I don't think it was the wild fae. He was described as a drunken man.

>>22651153
Let's get to bed if we can, keeping our guns close.

>>22651153
lock the door sleep have gun buy bed

>>22651180
If I was a fae glamoured to look at home in a bar, I'd look wasted too.

>>22651153
We need a joke to lighten the mood.

Make some sort of joke about how laying him is more comfortable than sleeping on a rock.

>>22651153
"You saved me and that's what matters. Neither of us could have known what was going to happen."

Keep our guns within arms reach, lock the door, go to bed, snuggle up against him, and sing him to sleep while laying in his arms. Maybe even take one of his hands and place it on our head and have him play with our hair and rub our ears.

>>22651180
Could've been a drunkard working for the wild fae. Maybe they promised him a whole lot of booze.

>>22651222
Gently hum, Like a Bridge over troubled Water

You hang your gun belt on the bedpost you'll be sleeping nearest. You switch the .357 out for the .38 and leave the .38 on the night stand instead. Jack rolls over onto his back and lies staring up at the ceiling. This bed is much bigger than last night's - you could both comfortable lie in it without touching each other.

You bring his hand up to your head, to your hair, and start singing a lullaby. He runs his fingers through your hair, then touches your ear. His big, rough, strong, but incredibly gentle fingers touch your ear. It feels amazing. It feels so good that your breath catches in your throat and you lose your train of thought. His hand stops, though, and moves back to your hair. You continue singing where you left off. You're not sure if he stopped because he knew how it felt or if he thought you were uncomfortable.

The hand stroking your hair starts to slow down. You think the lullaby might be working, but you know that checking his face would require you to stir enough to rouse him if it was.

Do you check? Do you see why he stopped touching your ear? Do you just keep singing until you're both asleep? What do you do?

>>22651371

Keep the singing going.

>>22651371
Keep singing. Castles made of sand.

>>22651371
gently whisper "thank you jack," then go to sleep, hum gentler until you do

>>22651371
Keep the singing going, try to tilt our head a bit and nuzzle our ear against his hand to indicate that he should rub it a bit more.

>>22651371
"You can touch my ears if you wanna, you know."

Just kidding, keep humming.

>>22651430
this

>>22651430
Perfect

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>>22651430

>/tg/ is a bunch of antisocial, but generally nice, neckbeards
>/tg/ wants to be the little girl
>Quest where you (kinda) become the little girl
>First dude you encounter is antisocial, but generally nice orc.
>three days in sharing a bed and fighting urge to fuck.

This shit is deep man.

>>22651547
Dude isn't really antisocial.

>>22651547

Most neckbears aren't Orc husbando material. There's just no replacement for those tusks.

>>22651547
Jack will become the little girl

>>22651547
to quote a friend, "If I could clone myself, I would raise it, and over the course of it's life, I'll rape and abuse myself, then eat myself. Because they're no law against eating yourself, is there?"

>>22651547
Well I'd advocate doing more tonight but our bath was interrupted and he doesn't need sex right now, he needs comforting and to be reassured that he's a good person.

>>22651583
Dem tusks, dem muscles, dat gentle giant demeanor, dat wrathful protective side. 10/10 would husbando.

You keep singing, but tilt your head to bring your ear back up to his hand. You're not sure if he gets the hint at first, but then you feel his fingers.

A knuckle running along the top lengthwise. A finger tip on the point. The side of a finger on the back of your ear. The pad of the thumb along the inside. Your earlobe rolled between two fingers. Those big, rough, strong, gentle fingers.

Your face and body get hot. Your everything tingles. You're salivating - what can grow hard grows hard, what can grow wet grows wet. You're about a second away from starting to actually pant and squirm when his fingers stop. His breathing as slowed down, his chest slowly rising and falling under your head. He's asleep.

And holy shit did you not realize that your ears were that sensitive. And now you're frustrated, to say the least. You're absent-mindedly rubbing your thighs together. You wouldn't have expected to be feeling like this so soon after a scare like earlier.

Do you do anything, or just try to sleep?

>>22651577
Jack is a self-imposed/proclaimed hermit. Pretty sure that counts as some form of anti-social.

Not saying this is a bad Quest, but Im wondering if the implied psychology behind it all was part of MPs intention. This is the first Quest thread I've followed, so I don't know if it's a theme with them all or not, but it just seems to be hitting all the chords just right.

>>22651371
Is it too early to be writting smutfics about this?

Also, how can I incorperate these two into my DnD campaign, gentlmen? I need to know. 'Cause they're adorable.

Rolled 44

>>22651672

Think about your old body for anti-fap material.

Sleem elfmanwoman, Sleep!

>>22651672
Try to sleep. Jack is probably going to be emotionally damaged if we try to get on him, and masturbating might wake him up.

>>22651673
>this world is, hypothetically, created based on Anon's various escapist fantasies, from his games to his anime to his pornography
>things are intentionally incorporated on both surface and meta levels, assuming that the hypothesis of this setting is correct

>>22651672
Being a thirty year old virgin we've probably perfected the art of stealth fapping.

But however, lets try to sleep. Think of this as hardcore-mode no-fap November or something.

>>22651672

We have head-mounted clitorii that can hear.

Moving on from that fact, lets snooze.

>>22651672
MORE EAR PLAY

>>22651672
Masturbating would wake him up and he just got to sleep after a long day. As tempting as it is we'll have to forgo it for tonight. Ignore our sexual frustration for a bit.

Cuddle up as close to him as we can, don't wake him up, and get some rest. Dream of him rubbing our ears while we ride his cock.

>>22651701
That sounds unpleasant, we can just sleep, no need to ruin what we have going on in our head.

>>22651730
We can't, he's asleep and it's just not as good to rub your own ears.

>>22651681
It's never too early for smutfics.

As for including them, just have the party wander into an Orc named Jack and an Elven Bard named Nona at a tavern. Have Nona be playing on stage and when done sit in Jack's lap. Maybe they need some info on X that they think the bard might know so they ask them. They act like one of those overly cute couples.

>>22651672
If we ignore it, it'll go away. Just wait till the feeling passes and sleep.

File: 1358486419997.gif-(379 KB, 300x167, Popcorn.gif)

(You motherfucker, MonkeyPaw! Starting this thing up when I'm about to go to bed. I hope you lucky fuckers have fun...)

>>22651843
I'm thinking Nona notices how fucking random the PCs are acting, and realizes that they're players, and they start chatting with the players about what's going on in real life. The 4th wall jokes would get re-dick-u-lass.

>>22651903
but... this has been going on for hours...

>>22651935
He probably didn't see the first thread.

>>22651921
I like this idea
I would find it ammusing

>>22651921
FUCKING GENIUS!

You close your eyes, keep your thighs still, and try to avoid sexy thoughts. It takes a while, but eventually you fall asleep. Your dreams are erotic. Let's say that mouths-on-ears are featured and leave it at that.

You're woken up by an explosion of tingles when you feel a hot breath against your ear. You realize that you're spooning again, and had been grinding up against him in your sleep. Another hot breath of air passes over your ear - he's dead asleep, but his face is buried in your hair, his mouth less than an inch from the tip of your ear. Another breath.

Your entire body is wired up, sensitive, hot. You decide to slip out of bed - it is fucking HARD to lift up Jack's arm enough to get out. You're actually struggling with it for almost a minute, trying not to wake up while getting out. You do, though, and you get quickly dressed and slip out to the bathroom. You remember to lock the door behind you, and fill the tub up with cold water.

You climb in and scrub yourself down. It works well enough. You still feel vaguely frustrated, but your body stops being so hot and sensitive. When you finish, you look at yourself in the mirror for a bit. Your eyes are a cool, deep green, like an emerald, and your hair is an almost platinum blonde, like winter.

You get dressed again and head back into the room. Jack stirs awake when he hears you close the door behind him and sits up and looks at you. "Good morning," he says.

What do you do?

>>22651921
you know, I used to be a PC once..

>>22651903
>but I started almost twelve hours ago
>today is my day off of both work and school

>>22651961
>trying not to wake up
>meant to say 'trying not to wake Jack up'

>>22651961
"You know Jack, I was thinking. Maybe the wild fae would have some idea if I was Seelie, or Unseelie. How do you feel about paying them a visit?"

>>22651985
>Pleb

>>22651961
You say stay in bed, and rush downstairs to get breakfast for him and take it to the room.

>>22652001

Aren't they the ones who kidnap other elves?

>>22652029
No, they kidnap women in general.

allegedly.

>>22652073
And elven women in particular.

Which would be how they'd know. Also, just think of all that hot elven ass that would be ever so grateful if we helped liberate them.

>>22651961
Give him a kiss, tell him that we'll grab breakfast before we sort out our plans for the day and he can stay in bed while we fetch it.

Put on our gun belt, get breakfast for the both of us and bring it back up.

>>22652001
I'm pretty sure that'd be a bad idea. They're the ones that kidnap lots of people, I don't trust them. They're courtless and would object to us being in their presence.

Furthermore, let us bard-fuck the minds of the men in town.
I didn't say we'd go in alone and blind.
That drunken fool that tried to kidnap us will be our guide/ meatsheild.

>>22652120

Seconded

>>22652120
>They're courtless and would object to us being in their presence.
Or, worse, be all too happy to have us in their presence. After all, the sheriff said they were used for 'hostages or worse.'

It's up to the story teller then, cheesecake will likely win out over adventurin'

>>22651961
Man, we baby this guy too much. We just beat the shit outta some dude, let's go down to the bar, and eat LIKE MEN! RAWR!

>>22651961
When we getting on the train?

>>22652240
>bro it up with Jack
I can get behind this. We should play wingman (wingwoman?) for him and use our bard swag to help him get some.

>>22652263
Not sure, we might want to stick around a bit, might be interesting and we aren't in a hurry.

One of the upsides of being a Bard is that we are the perfect travelers. If we're in any place with any population base we can easily pay for our passage through song and avoid a lot of danger through diplomacy. If we're on the road we can make friends with other travelers and share their fire.

>>22652289
But he already has us, he couldn't do any better than the hot petite elf bard.

>>22652314

Bards are truly underestimated

Rolled 29

>>22652240
Rolling for bro-ing it up with Jack!

You walk over to Jack and stand beside him for just long enough for it to be really, really awkward. You clear your throat, half lean over, gulp, then lean over the rest of the way and plant a small, terrible kiss on Jack's mouth. He's clearly not expecting it, and you're not sure how to handle head tilting when also having to deal with tusks. You break away quickly, and your stomach is twisted up into a knot, because you know you just did a really shitty job.

"I, uh, I'll go get breakfast," you say, grabbing your gun belt and dashing out of the room. You chastise yourself for being stupid and bad at kissing and why would you even think he would be okay with that and... You get two plates of food and bring them back up to the room. He's already dressed.

He gives you a warm smile. "Thanks for getting breakfast. And for helping calm me down last night."

You just nod. Your stomach is still all twisted up.

"After breakfast, we should head down to the train station," he says. "The passenger trains only come through here about once a week, so we should find out when the next one is due."

You nod again, that makes sense.

"Hey, are you okay?" he asks, putting down his fork. He's concerned. "You're not eating. Or talking."

Shit.

What do you say? Or do?

>>22652368

be honest. say how you feel.

>>22652368
Play it cool as molasses, say its just a stomach ache nothing to worry about. Give him a small grin and say that sounds like a good idea. (no need to get him upset that we are upset because of our bad kissing which is funny as where a bard....)

>>22652314
>>22652289
Also considering his general nature and long-term solitude I don't think Jack is interested in a one night stand with a girl we pick up for him.

>>22652368
Blush a very deep shade of red, stare into our lap, and otherwise look adorable.

"I like you, you're handsome, kind, gentle, and strong. I can't stop thinking of how you rubbed my ears last night and I suck at kissing and screwed it up."

Rolled 15

>>22652358
Insufficient broitude.

>>22652425
fail at broitude my friend

Rolled 65

>>22652368
Now would be the most DRAMATIC time to break down. We are a BARD damnit. this is what we are meant to do.

>Confess who we really are
>Confess feelings
>Describe confusion
>Break down in tears.

Really, how long has it been since we had a good cry?

>>22652368
"YoukeepsavingmylifeandI'mstartingtofallforyouomgI'msoembarrassed."

>>22652368

Critical levels of awkward detected.

Initiate "Emotional honesty" protocol.

>>22652424
Yesyesyesyesyez

>>22652368
Shyly say that nothing is wrong, and that you're still getting used to your new life, how it's all so surreal and confusing. At least we have our Paladin.

>>22652424
This works.

Rolled 28

>>22652441
Rolling for this. I like this. Jack won't. But I do.

Y'all need to keep it cool.

>>22652441
>>22652442
>>22652450
something tells me if we try to go the honesty route Jack might get a lil mad due to the potential gayness factor here but thats just me being cautious

>>22652368
>"I'm only just realizing how real this situation is. I'm really in another world. I mean, last night, I almost got sold off into slavery. ...And then I discovered that elf ears appear to be particularly sensitive areas. It's only just sinking in."

Wait for it...

>>22652441
Don't say we're a 30 year old neckbeard, nobody wants to hear it, it isn't something we're happy about and I'm good with keeping it buried.

He already knows we're not from around here, if we do a breakdown confession saying that we miss home, that he makes us feel safe, and tell him how confused we are by this new world.

But do not mention the neckbeard thing, that never comes up, EVER.

>>22652478
*spit take activated*
Dude we should do that the laughs that will follow....hahahaha

>>22652473
Hey, my quiet embarrassed rambling said nothing about telling him about our previous ownership of a wang.

Story teller? Can we get like, massive amounts of amnesia or something? knock on the skull or something to help us literally never recall the truth evereverever?

>>22652441

Let's just forget about the thirty years of basement neckbear.

>>22652487
>>>22641088
normally I'd do anything to make an elf's life hell
but I agree with you
no one must know
if anyone finds out we kill em

Never confess to wang ownership, never ever ever.

>>22652506

There was no penis. There was never a penis.

Maybe we can eventually convince ourselves,

>>22652530
>>22652487

If we're thinking about jumping into a serious relationship here it's best to come clean early I think. I mean, this is 30 years of our life we're talking about. We arn't gona be able to dodge it forever.

How about we continue to stare and simply turn a very bright shade of crimson.

>>22652565
I'm not worried about the penis part, it's the person we were.

>>22652565
everyone knows elves don't have dicks
this should be rather easy

>>22652594

I think we can. I really do.

Rolled 16

>>22652615
Just because you said that, I don't think we will.

>>22652594
NOPE. If he asks later we stay sparse on details, never mention the being a guy thing, and just say we were a lonely person and never did anything of note, which is true.

If he asks, just say that we hated what we were, are much happier now, and don't even remember what we were all that clearly beyond "human" and "hambeast".

>>22652664
You know it will come out eventually, right? And then shit will get awkward.

Which is why we should stick to being his bro and wingman.

>>22652664
I agree
though maybe we can throw in something bout our love for fantasies

>>22652693
You've seen how we've been reacting to him lately, we don't see him as a bro.

Also it won't come out unless we spill it, which we won't, or if the entity that brought us here starts telling, which they probably won't.

This change is the best thing that ever happened to us, let's not waste it.

I think this is the first time I've seen /tg/ play a strait woman, or a gay man, whatever...

>>22652721
It might be this. Just saying.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misattribution_of_arousal

>>22652750
But... we're bi

>>22652750
This is the first time I've seen /tg/ go full on Husbando. I think technically we're bi.

>>22652758
Eh.

>>22652750
We're technically bi, but we are going for a husbando, which is odd as /tg/ likes its lesbians, but I like doing it this way.

>>22652752
To a degree, maybe. But objectively speaking he's a good catch. He's a hunk, he's a gentleman, he's kind, he's caring. He even has a troubled past for us to soothe. Perfect husbando material.

>>22652772

You weren't at the Dragonborn thread.

Three hours of us talking about the benefits of a large, scaly, dragonblooded husbando.

/tg/ likes em big.
/tg/ likes em chunky.

You just stare at Jack blankly for a second.

"Nona?"

"I... Uh... I'm not experienced. At all. AndIdon'treallyunderstandthisbody. AndI'mreallyintoyou. AndIfuckedupthatkiss. AndIgotyoudraggedintotroubleafterconvincingyoutocomewithme. Andyoukeepsavingmeandhelpingmeandyou'resofuckinggallant. AndIwassoawkwardandshyandunpleasantinmyworld. AndnowI'minterestedinyou,butdon't knowifIshouldbeinterestedinyou,butIdon'tknowhowtopursueitanyway. Andjust-just-ahhhh..." you trail off, as you bury your face in your hands. You're not sure whether or not you're blushing. If you're not blushing, it's because this body doesn't blush.

There's an awkward silence whose seconds feel like minutes.

"I only caught about half of that," says Jack.

"I'M REALLY INTO YOU BUT I FEEL TOTALLY INADEQUATE BECAUSE I'M COMPLETELY INEXPERIENCED WITH, LIKE, EVERYTHING."

"Oh," he says. "Ohhh."

"All of this was terrible at first, but now it's starting to seem like the best thing that's ever happened to me, but I have no idea how to actually embrace it, and I'm afraid it's all too good to be true anyway."

Jack waits for you to take a few breaths, then says, "I thought the kiss was sweet and cute."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

Well. Well fuck. Hot damn.

Well shit, what now? You're just sort of staring at each other with breakfast getting cold on the table.

>>226527521
But.. They didn't test if confessed straight men were aroused by a male interviewer, did they?

>>22652833
Not bardlike at all, man.

>>22652833
Spontaneously create spaghetti.

Spaghetti everywhere.

>>22652833

Awkward silence, then surprise tackle-hug onto the bed.

>>22652833
THE MOST DAWWWW

>>22652833
Yeah, that's what a neckbeard sounds like when they break. Spaghetti falling everywhere, then silence.

>>22652862
I agree with this

SUCCESS. Now If my roll is 50 or less we continue to each and keep glancing smiling If 51 or more then we forget the food and say we never did get that bath.

Rolled 24

>>22652865
Mm, this.

(Captcha: nuzzles supamn
Yes buddy, we will be nuzzling our supaman)

>>22652833
Sit on his lap, eat breakfast. Achieve an 11/10 on the cuteness scale.

>>22652833
eat the breakfast

Rolled 6

>>22652891

i'm idiot

>>22652893
THIS

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Rolled 11

>>22652892
WHY CAN'T I ROLL ANYTHING OTHER 30?!?!!?

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God damn I feel homosexual right now.

>>22652926
/tg/ - totally gay

>>22652893

I ALSO SAY THIS.

Then, tackle-hug onto bed.

>>22652833
Promptly eat breakfest cant let good pancakes go to waste now can we? And if everyone is on board the Husbando train we can feed him some of our breakfest too i guess... if you really want us too.....

>>22652941
feed him the strawberries

>>22652955

While sitting in his lap.

>>22652833
squeal like a little girl and give him the biggest hug ever. "I've never been so happy!"

You stare at him for a bit, and he stares back at you, than you get up, sit down in his lap, and start eating, a big, silly grin on your face as you face away from him. His big arms reach easily around you to his own plate.

When you're both done eating, you both stand up. You stare at him, then hug him, hitting him hard. You don't weigh enough to knock him over, not even on his worst day and your best, but he still topples onto the bed.

And then you're on top of him, and your lips are on his lips, and you can feel his tusks on your cheeks, and his big hands are on your waist, and his beard is tickling and scratching, and your tongue is in his mouth, and he's big enough to do anything to you but letting you stay in control, and - he stops, pushes you away. "I like this," he starts with. "We really should check that train schedule, though."

You stare down at him, your brain grinding back, remembering why you're actually here to begin with. Right. You need to catch a train.

Wait a minute. You were just kissing a dude. Well. A man. A massive, rough, gentle man. Jack.

Fuck. Do you postpone this and actually go do your business in town - like checking the train schedule, earning money, visiting the general store - or do you keep going? This is a hard as fuck decision to make when you're already on top of him. Maybe you shouldn't have tackled him onto the bed.

>>22653123
Gah! I am so disappointed that I'll never be a cute waifu girl...guess I'll settle for cute waifu boy.

>>22653123
Must. Resist. Husky. Gentleman!

>>22653123
oh lordy
macha
eat your heart out

>>22653123
Kiss him some more, get our ears rubbed, and then check the train schedule.

File: 1358491191441.gif-(Spoiler Image, 1.39 MB, 478x360)

Rolled 6

>>22653123
Train Station. Pronto. We need to into our sexuality before we take a righteous dicking like the kind our paladin shall be laying down on us.

And by righteous dicking, I mean pic related.

>>22653123
*Sigh* "We really should."

>>22653191
Perverse! Even censored, that's just wrong.

>>22653191
Glad to see I'm not the only one who has that .gif.

>>22653123
Oh um, well right, haha, we should catch that train right? So um, were will it drop us anyway? Maybe, maybe there'll be somewhere cozy to stay..after the ride.. so we can uhm.. so I can get better at kissing maybe.

>>22653123
cease this tomfoolery and focus on trains

>>22653240
My god you genius! We can practice while on the train! They have carriages for that right?

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>>22653123
>Wait a minute. You were just kissing a dude. Well. A man. A massive, rough, gentle man. Jack.
>Fuck.
>mfw


We should really have a quest entirely without waifus and husbandos, only bros. Unfortunately, the name "Broquest" is already taken.

>>22653258
I'd play "Wingbroquest".

>>22653258
Fuck that noise. Husbando is love.

>>22653246
[S]: ==> John Human, stop this tomfoolry, and focus on trains!

>>22653240
forgot to add : *bites lip* right there at the end. Oh dat hopeful expression.

It what feels like a herculean effort, you manage to stand up off of Jack. You guess it's time to cease this tomfoolery. "Focus on trains. Right," you say, straightening out your skirt and getting your hair out of your face.

Jack nods, and you two head out of the saloon. People are staring and pointing again, mostly at Jack, and whispering behind their hands. Your elf ears catch a lot of what they're saying. Between him being a gigantic and intimidating orc and him dragging an unconscious man with a ruined wrist through the streets while in a barely-controlled rage, he's made quite the impression on the people of the town. Probably not the impression he would have wanted, either. He seems implicitly aware of what the tones of their whispers mean too.

The ones directed at you are more along the lines of 'pig-fucker' and 'greenie-lover.' A few of the men talk to themselves about how they would like to show you some dwarf dick instead.

You're about to curse your elf ears, but then change your mind. Your elf ears are fine; fuck those assholes.

You arrive at the train station without any incident otherwise. Jack checks the schedule. "The next passenger train is scheduled for the 10th. Today's the 7th," he says, consulting the various lines on the schedule. "The next one after that is on the 15th - we probably don't want to have to wait that long. Okay, what do you want to do now?"

>ending it here for tonight
>13 hours is a pretty good run, right?

>feel free to ask a few setting questions and I'll try to answer them before I finally crash

>>22653446
WOuld we have met Jack if we hadn't had Nona?

>>22653258
how long have we known jack for?

>>22653476
>you wouldn't have met Jack if you hadn't followed the river down stream
>you also wouldn't have met Jack if you weren't someone with an appearance/position that made him want to help/meet you
>you were a mostly-naked elf girl sleeping on rocks in the general area where he gets his water with his bucket

>>22653446
what is this places name?

>>22653446
Is there a specific reason for racism towards orcs?

>>22653446
Are elves, dwarves, humans and orcs the only intelligent races?

>>22653513
I'm glad we met him, because he is the ultimate husbando material.

>>22653522
>this town?
>Salvation
>>22653524
>back in antiquity, the Horde conquered most of Marsen, then collapsed, leaving behind a reputation for violence and brutality
>a few hundred years ago, the orcish slave trade thrived, and modern orcs in Marsen are the often-poorly-educated usually-poor descendents of those slaves, giving them a reputation for poverty, unintelligence, and gangs
>after the disarray of the collapse of the horde and subsequent colonial activity and conflict from Marsen, most of the former orc territories tribalized, and in all but the most successful city-states, technology stagnated, leading to a reputation for being primitive
>to the average human, elf, and ESPECIALLY the mercantile dwarves, orcs are violent, primitive, uneducated, poor rapists
>>22653539
>elves are the Sidhe, the nobility, of the Seelie and Unseelie nations
>halflings and gnomes are both lower-caste citizens of Seelie
>the various flavors of goblin are lower-caste citizens of Unseelie
>the old, intelligent dragons are dead, gone, or a myth
>there are primitive giant tribes in most mountain ranges, and ruins to suggest a once-grand giant civilization
>some races have been driven to extinction from campaigns of genocide, rarely accidental, by humans, dwarves, orcs, and the fae races

>>22653627
When do you think the next thread will be?

Sounds like all those non-orc races need to check their privilege.

sage because thread is over.