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Unfortunately Yachett is not a very bright creature. In fact, he isn't very much of anything right now. But he is fairly DETERMINED.

Mostly that's just because he's determined to become a wizard.

But, first things first. If we're going to help Yachett become anything, we're going to need to get him out of this hole in the ground.

>>22606817
we have wings
can we fly

What can Yachett do right now?
Can he fly out?

What was it Yachett saw? Also, I'd like to point out to not-so-bright Yachett that he is a bird, with wings.

Wings let people fly.

Up.

>>22606890
Diagonally up and right, if we tell him to just go up, being not too bright, he might just hit the ceiling.

We got 1 point in Radiant and in Sparkle.
Light this bitch up.

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>>22606846
>>22606852
>>22606890
>>22606921

While it is entirely true that Yachett has wings, they are unfortunately very small, small wings, and with only one measly point in Aerial, all that Yachett can really do is make a little hop.

He isn't bright, but he'll try to follow your advice as best he can manage. He has two points in language, so he won't have too much trouble understanding. We hope.

>Seduction 1
With tail feathers that puny?

>>22606963
Examine the cave.
What do you see?

>>22606963
Check the left and right corner of the cave

>>22606963
Could we maybe make use of those two points in air to help push him upwards?

>>22606963
Commence movement on only possible dimensional axis, then.

Rolled 150, 218, 438 = 806

>>22606963
We can't fly up but atleast we can dig deeper.
Start digging the hole deeper with your puny feet.

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>>22606979
Admit it. It's a little tempting to stroke them.

>>22607048
Ok, there's a stick over here, and in the other corner...

>>22607147
It shall be our Wizard staff!
What about the other corner?

Also, OP, nice work on the pictures.

>>22606979
it's all about dancing you little green bird.
With the right moves and beats you can whoo anyone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T9r9_8Pd2s

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Oh dear. It seems our friend Yachett is quite trapped indeed.

He lets out a cry of frustration due to his predicament.

>>22607222
Quick, use the stick to make a bridge!

>>22607233
This.

Or, we can attempt to seduce the Earth...
But let's go with the sane choice for now.

>>22607233
No! He would probably drop it in the hole!

>>22607253
we want to be a wizzard, sanity is vastly overrated in that profession

>>22607222
>>22607253
Seduce the Earth.

>>22607253
Seduce the Earth then

>>22607222
>>22607233
>>22607296

Seduce the earth.

Rolled 5 + 8

Let's see.
We have 1 point in Earth, that would allow us to manipulate it.
We have 2 points in Language, we know the language of love.
We have 1 point in Radiance and Sparkle, we dazzle everyone.
We have 1 point in Seduction.
And we have 3 points in Dedication, so we won't stop until it's done.
Seduce the Earth, we have a +8 bonus to it.

>>22607296
>>22607304
Do your sexy Seduction 1 bird dance.

>>22607222
Well there is more than two sides in the world Yachett, what is up with that dirt wall and see if you can walk around the hole.

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>>22607233
Damn! Not quite long enough. Perhaps you can find some way to use magic. But, then again, you don't have many magical skills yet.

>>22607325
Oh and if you really are on a really thin rock line: Seduce the fuck out of that earth

>>22607332
Hop down the hole and scroll down.

Rolled 7 + 9

>>22607317
Shit, it's +9, I forgot the point in Radiance.

Doesn't matter.
Try to see what's on the other side and how deep the hole is.
Perhaps we can use the stick as a pole vault?

>>22607332

Masturbate furiously

I'm gonna take a name for this.
Again, seduce the earth.

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>>22607253
>>22607271
>>22607296
>>22607304
>>22607305
>>22607317
>>22607322
>>22607336
>>22607358
>>22607379

Use stick as stripper pole. Seduce the earth.

>>22607400
oh yeah, dirty girl
show us your tricks

>>22607400
Do it. You'll gain earth powers through your holy union, and become a champion of the planet.

>>22607400


KEEP GOING.

PUT THOSE 2 POINTS OF STAMINA TO USE.

>>22607419
Captain Planet?

>>22607400
You should have seen this coming when you gave him points in seduce.

>>22607400

You knew this was going to happen the moment you gave him seduce, stamina, and dedication.

>>22607332
Yachett, that is not how you use a wand! Try shaking it vertically while mumbling something romantic.

Rolled 5 + 15

>>22607358
Should I add the 2 points we got in Air? Perhaps there's an air of mystery and power over our lovely friend.
And the 2 points of Stamina.
Also, women love smart men. That's 1 point of Intelligence and Wisdom.

That's a bonus of +15, then.

>>22607475

THIS IS GOING DOWN.

PREPARE YOURSELVES GENTLEMEN.

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>>22607475
Oh yes.

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>>22607475

IT'S HAPPENING!

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Seduction successful. Yachett surely gained a little knowledge from this encounter. Perhaps we can use this to upgrade a skill related to SEDUCING THE EARTH? Choose wisely, he'll need something that can help him get out of here, and increasing his flight by one point just isn't going to do it...

>>22607555
Put it in seduction and try again!

>>22607555
Increase our speed. We'll jump that shit.

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>>22607555

I love you so much OP.

>>22607555
Increase EARTH by one, use earth magic to shorten the gap so that the stick will fit across it.

>>22607555
We seduced the Earth.
We get all the points in Earth.
If you know what I mean.

Let's try to close this chasm. Tell our lover to close that shit.

>>22607555
Would an extra point in earth allow us anything? Like closing the chasm?

>/tg/'s first act of maybe wizardry is to seduce the Earth.
>Successfully

I love you fuckers, I really fucking do.

>>22607555
With the earth's love, surely we can gain a point in Earth! And with that power, we could create a tunnel to get out of here.

>>22607555
Put the point in learning so we can figure out what the fuck.

>>22607581
>>22607582
>>22607595
Great minds think alike, they say...

>>22607607
Yachett is the hero /tg/ deserves.

>>22607612
Anon, we can't the what the fuck, we don't know.

>>22607641
My post looks like some kind of linguistic disaster area.

What the fuck.

I'm voting for a point in tail. That should give USA passive bonus in all interaction. Especially seduce.

>>22607555
Put it in seduction.

>>22607672
>>22607672

Herp
> give us

>>22607555
Constitution or agility, then we throw ourself in the hole like Gandalf.

>>22607706
Yachatt the white

We seduced the Earth, don't we have max points in it by now?
Anyway, increase Earth or Seduce.

We need to seduce the Air next.

>>22607754
If we seduce air it might make earth jealous

>>22607778
You think Air is a problem, wait until we get to Fire.

>>22607778
Exactly.
And we can use that jealousy to blackmail the entire world into our submission.
You don't do what we tell you? Perhaps the Earth will swallow you. Or you'll suffocate.
Earth and Air will fight for our glorious green heartthrob.

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Here's what Yachett has decided would be the best idea.

Yachett has placed a point in EARTH, which he gained by seducing it.

He uses his newfound power to shift the earth across the gorge towards him.

Now, he places the stick across the shortened gap. Excellent! A way across! And he's one step closer to being a wizard, to boot.

>>22607807
Retrieve the stick once we've crossed, we don't want to be caught off our guard.

>>22607823
Be sure to retrieve it after we've reached the other side.

>>22607807
Walk to the other side, using the stick as a catwalk.

Seduce the stick.

Do a victory dance and give the EARTH a sly wink before going across. Don't want her to think we're ungrateful here.

>>22607807
>check out dat sexy woggle
Onwards, across the hole to wizardry and the seduction of more primal forces.

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>>22607823
>>22607828

Chasm crossed, AND, stick retrieved. Also, this path heads upwards, which is probably good.

>>22607952
Collect rocks.

>>22607952
and up we go

>>22607952
First, thank the Earth for being helpful.
Then, proceed up. Seduction of elemental forces awaits us.

>>22607952
just go

>>22607952

Give that bitch a kiss.

Bitches love kisses.

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We don't really have time to linger with the earth. If we get too attached to every broad we meet we'll never get anywhere.

Whoa, what the hell is going on here?

>>22608065
ABORT

>>22608065
Is that a sentient turd or is it an African Caterpillar?
Anyway, prepare your stick and be careful. Maybe it's friendly?

>>22608065
Ask its name

>>22608065
Seduce it

>>22608065
RUN
OH GOD WE ARE ALREADY DEAD

>>22608065
Seduce Centipede

>>22608065
Is that a trapdoor on the ceiling? Something bad is gonna drop on our heads, isn't it?

>>22608065
Call it over. When it comes under the trapdoor, shit will fall on top of it.
Tactics, ladies and gentlemen.

>>22608065
Use the stick to prevent shit from falling on us through the door.

>>22608110
>>22608115
Silly anons, we have higher standards than that, it's a centipede, not a force of nature.

>>22608143
I second that

>>22608143
This.

Since we have no diplomacy nor intimidation, we'll need to use seduction.

>>22608153
Don't you want a centipede familiar? Besides, it's brown, probably earth-aligned.

We are a BIRD
We EAT centipedes

>>22608065
Poop centipede!

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>>22608102
According to this filename, is is a Woppor. As you can see it's not particularly magical or smart, but it does have some (comparatively) fierce physical offense powers.

>>22608162
Our familiar should be a rock, can't get more earth-aligned than that.

>>22608179
Are those things friendly?
Or will it attack us on sight?

>>22608179
>Dedication 1
With dedication that low, will he even come down from there.

>>22607555

You have made it with the Earth.

Inform the Elementals.

>>22608179
>Piety 1
Beg for forgiveness for intruding into its turf and hope it will let us pass.

>>22608179
It has Piety, so it probably worships something, if it worships the Earth, we could explain to it that us and the Earth are totally cool.

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>>22608143
>>22608157

The Wopper has a language of zero. So no matter how much you may or may not have in common with it, all your attempts at communication and seduction fail, because all it can hear are a bunch of weird noises.

>>22608266
We have the higher speed, and it has a low dedication, just outrun it if it comes after us, otherwise ignore it, it's too stupid to teach us awesome wizard powers.

Use Earth powers to force open trap door without us being under it.

>>22608266
Try to ride it.

>>22608299
But it's adorable! Perhaps we can tame it?
Maybe he's afraid of getting down from there. Use the stick to help him get down.

>>22608322
Also, this.

>>22608322
This

>>22608326
Also this. See if we can control the Wopper with our new awesome Earth powers

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>>22608199
You don't quite know. As mentioned, since it has Piety, and Wisdom, it has SOME kind of brain, but you don't know what it is thinking. It's a wildcard.

>>22608203
You never know.

>>22608322
The door is so far away and so heavy, that your powers are unfortunately far too weak for that.

>>22608152
You place the stick in the small area here, and as you do, you activate a hidden trap! Well, it wasn't exactly HIDDEN, but it sure was dangerous. That's a relief. It smashed your stick though, it's unusable now.

>>22608326
Sexually
Oh yeah baby going full /d/ tonight!

>>22608474
Try to fucking ride it.

>>22608474
Let's throw a bit of the stick into the second gap, see if centipede reacts to anything.

>>22608540
Seconded

>>22608540
thirded

>>22608540
Seconded.

>>22608540
And keep the other as wand.

>>22608474
dude, now we have TWO sticks!!!

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>>22608540
>>22608548
>>22608558
>>22608559

You toss a bit of stick in. The Whopper remains statuesque.

>>22608326
>>22608332
>>22608484
>>22608525

You inspire Yachett with dreams of riding...

...but he can't get that high up.

>>22608652
This. Time for wand dual-wielding.

>>22608685
I don't want that thing jumping on our head and riding us instead. Can we use earth magic to close that gap, or at least make it small enough that it can't pass it?

>>22608685
Place the sticks on the bottom pointy side up so if the Whopper comes down it will be impaled on the sticks.

>>22608685
Use Earth to shake the ground at his feet, to try and get him to come down

>>22608694
Well this first, obviously

>>22608685
Imitate some animal sounds to get some raction.

>>22608730
do this

>>22608719
Which raises the question, how did the Whopper get up there in the first place?

For all we know it dug / climbed its way up there.

>>22608685
Poke it with the stick

>>22608685
Use Earth magic to bend the ground underneath it to form a ramp so it can get down and into the water..
Also, when you make this ramp, bend it towards us, so that it forms a natural shield.
After it's in the water, use it as a bridge.

>>22608685
you can't possibly say those rings in the top of the cave are for swinging right? we are parrot who cannot even fly, if we were at least a monkey...

>>22608730
terrible idea, he will fuck us up. Seal him up there and carry on as planned, seducing the entire physical world.

>>22608780
>we are parrot
no, we are Yatchett

Quick question, what does our rank 2 in air allow us to do? I'm assuming we can't use it to augment our Aerial skill to fly but what CAN it do?

>>22608776
Seconded, hesitantly.

>>22608784
After he is down, we can then seduce
BECAUSE EVERYONE SPEAKS THE LANGUAGE OF LOOOOOOOVVVEEE

>>22608953
Maybe an interpretive dance?
Can we seduce it with some sweet moves?

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>>22608834
You could alter the wind direction a bit, or slow descent a little, but, at this level, you'd have to be outdoors. Later levels would let you jump higher and do all kinds of things.

>>22608776
>>22608843

Yachett attempts to move the earth the Wopper is on. However, it uses its 1 earth to counteract this.

A silent rage pours forth from the aggravated Wopper. It is extremely insulted that you attempted to move it.

>>22608983
Keep going, we outrank it in dedication and have the Earth's favor.

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>>22608983
>A silent rage pours forth from the aggravated Wopper

>>22609002
Move the Earth.
Seductively.

>>22609002
go go go go go

>>22608983
Calm it down with soothing sounds and sensual swaying.

Jump on the water. Use water 1 to swim like a duck.

>>22608983
Using a mixture of Radiant 1, Sparkle 1, and positive thinking. Daze the Wopper with a blinding flash then quickly move past a swim to safety via
>>22609045

>>22609100
+1 for this

>>22609100
Seconded

>>22609100
Thirded

>>22609267
I mean fourthed

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>>22609002
>>22609024
>>22609026

>>22609289

HAWHAWHAWHAW.

>>22609289
gently prod Wopper with stick to see how accepting it would be to use as a bridge

>>22609289
Run across Woppor.

But it isn't going to drown, is it? It hasn't wronged us, it'd be a dick move to let it die.

>>22609289
Now we can ride it

Also, retrieve both sticks.

>>22609289
Oh, it looks like those hooks lead upwards, let's swing across them using our Air to keep us steady and climb up.

>>22609322
We can use our two points in air to act as buoyancy to prevent us from drowning it and to keep us steady surely?

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>>22608983

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>A silent rage pours forth from the aggravated Wopper

Why don't whe try to eat the angry wopper?

>>22609336
This. Don't forget the sticks.

>>22609289
Use a combo of Air, Water and Earth to help the Wopper get out of the water.
Then, use those rings to climb up, using Air to balance. If we can't reach them, use Earth to lower them a bit.

>>22609336
>>22609361
dual-wield the sticks

>>22609407
Are we doing this before or after we use it as a bridge?

First cross the Wopper bridge, THEN try to remove from the water using Water and Air. Preferably at the other margin.

>>22609338
But if we fall and land on the Whopper, he might rage more.

>>22609322
Nothing stops Yachett on his quest, nothing

>>22609447
We can't reach those things from the other side.
So, it's either up or forward.

>>22609484
Sorry, I had a chromosome overload and didn't read the bit about using the rings instead. What if we magic'd the Wopper out onto our side, and he helped us onto the rings?

You can't become a wizard without breaking a few Woppers.

Exploit his body as a bridge and leave him to die. You can't save everyone, Yachett. You can't save everyone.

>>22609509
I doubt he'll be extremely helpful considering it's us who made him take a bath in the first place...

>>22609541
Yachett is a wizard and a hero.
We leave no one behind.

if only we'd put a point in fire we could have boiled the Wopper and eaten it.

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>>22609568
A hero?

>>22609596
We will put a point into fire at the proper time.

When we have seduced the flame

>>22609568
Wait, you are saying we feel like a hero?

Rolled 7 + 11

>>22609509
I vote for this.

Also, roll to Seduce Woppor. We use our +1 each Wisdom and Learning to understand it's nature, obviously putting in all of our Fervor and Dedication for +5, and add +1 Earth because both we and the Woppor love the Earth, while being all Radiant and Sparkly for +2, because everyone thinks radiant sparkly birds are adorable as long as they're not vampires, which we obviously aren't.

>>22609617
>>22609631
We seduced the fucking Earth.
That's heroic in my books.

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>>22609687

try to touch the whopper.


sexually

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>>22609336
>>22609361
Sticks looted.

>>22609453
>>22609322

Woppor Crossed.

He's not really in any danger of drowning. His sludge power and large body allows him to stick to the surface of the water. But he'll be there for a while. Freeing him isn't really a good idea... He seems quite upset with Yachett.

For incredibly bravery in the face of Woppors and falling rocks, Yachett received a free mental skill point to put in any mental skill.

And once he decides what to spend it on, he has quite a few interesting places to investigate.

>>22609755
DOOM mental skill.

We need to upgrade DOOM until we're a demonic wizard.

I vote DOOM.

>>22609755

seduction

>>22609755
Seduction, or wisdom

>>22609755

i remove my vote for seduction,put it on doom or chaos.

>>22609755
Always seduction. Always.
We are going to seduce Time and Space.

>>22609755
Put another point into earth

Use it to shorten the gap ahead

Repeat

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>>22609755
More Dedication!

Once we max it out we can do all kinds of crazy stuff.

>>22609755
Dedication, hasn't failed us yet. Alternatively Wisdom or Diplomacy.

doom,yaatch needs to become the new leader of the universe.

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>>22609822
>>22609787
>>22609797
Mah niggas.

put points on stuff that he doesn't have,i want to see the new abilities.

let's go for frost so he can make ice bridges or void or something

>>22609755
>He seems quite upset with Yachett
Naw, we seduced him >>22609632 - or at least made him less angry with that roll.

Also, I say Seduction or Wisdom.

Intellect. If this is what Yatchett can accomplish while being dumb as bricks, imagine what he can do when he actually knows what's going on.

straight up intelligence. We need to be smarter to be a good wizard.

>>22609858

this.

or doom.

>>22609632
>Rolled 7 + 11
>Also, roll to Seduce Woppor. We use our +1 each Wisdom and Learning to understand it's nature, obviously putting in all of our Fervor and Dedication for +5, and add +1 Earth because both we and the Woppor love the Earth, while being all Radiant and Sparkly for +2, because everyone thinks radiant sparkly birds are adorable as long as they're not vampires, which we obviously aren't.

You seem to be the only person who thinks this works this way.

easiest way to be wizard? doom!

what about putting more points on wind so we can go up and fly out of the cave,i want to see what creatures are on this world.

i hope yachett becomes the new /tg/ mascot,this nigga has a future.

I don't think Doom counts as a mental skill. I vote Intellect. Or Seduction, that works too.

>>22609885
's been done well before I found the thread, when Earth was seduced.

Polite sage for not on topic.

>>22609914
What about learning? It will help us rank up faster!

>>22609914
>if OP showed his face more than once a half hour we'd know.

You guys.
What if we make Yachett a muscle wizard?
A seductive muscle wizard?

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>>22609787
>>22609797
>>22609822
>>22609839

DOOM is pretty popular. But, unfortunately, that's a MAGIC skill. Not a MENTAL skill. My bad, I should have been more specific.


Let's do a re-tally now that I explained that properly.

>>22609939
No. He is going to be Doom + Time + Void wizard.

>>22609802
This. We get so much seduction that anything we meet will quiver at Yachett's mere presence.

What does doom entail, exactly?

>>22609942
Learning!

>>22609942
Ok, seduction all the way

>>22609942
You know, if you moved the 7 body skills to the center row, they'd fit nicely in there, and mental could go on the top and fit nicely there, too.

>>22609942
intellect

>>22609942
Seduction!

>>22609942

intelect!
so he can learn DOOOM

>>22609942
I vote Learning.

Or Dedication.

Or Piety, to himself, as Yatchett, Bringer of Doom.

Or Fervor.

>>22609942

intelect!
so he can learn DOOOOM

>>22609942
Seduction. There is no alternative.

Intellect or Learning

>>22609942
seduction
all da way

Rolled 153, 135, 167 = 455

>>22609942
intimidation
Yachett's mere presence inspires fear and dread on mortals

>>22609993

when did this went wrong.

intellect

intellect

>>22610014
Crap, forgot to remove the dice

>>22609942
Seduction, or Piety as a wise anon said.

>>22609994
>>22609999
Guys, we seduce often enough that it can level on it's own, best we put points elsewhere when we can

>>22610022
>>22610017
I want to say samefag, but I wouldn't even believe myself.

>>22610031
Timestamps are the same, so couldn't really samefag.

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yachett for president!

>>22610031
O.o that was weird

Rolled 241, 15, 47 = 303

put it towards learning so we can continue gaining more skills

>>22610030

this doom niegro knows shit.


what about chaos later.


WE CAN GIVE SKULLS FOR THE THRONE?

>>22610050
Look at that proud, wizardly gaze.

He's seducing the sky, isn't he?

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>>22609972
I might do that when I have extra time. Good idea.

The main vote seems to be Intellect. Yachett has gained knowledge of physics and biology! (sliding things and dropping things in water.)

Now, what should he do next?

>>22610075
He is seducing us through the internet.
And he's succeeding.

>>22610087
See if we can hook our beaks into those rings and climb that way.

>>22610087

as soon as possible DOOM.

>>22610087
Jump down the hole.
If we can't go up we can always go deeper!

>>22610087

learning.

>>22610087
OP, could you perhaps write what each of those stats allows us to do?

That ledge over there looks like a trap. Can we throw a rock at it? Just to be sure?

Lets try hooking ourselves on those hooks before anything else. Or ask the earth to make us some stairs up to that ledge.

>>22610087
Aw yeah, we're better at block pushing puzzles, even though a quest is all meta knowledge.

I vote with this guy:
>>22610109
use some air magic (Yachettfall) to soften our fall.

>>22610131

that would ruin it,we need to discover by ourselves.

>>22610152
my vote with this guy, cant get to heaven if your not willing to go through hell first.

>>22610131

Nah, that ledge is totally safe. Go right across heedlessly.

>>22610152
YATCHETT SHALL PLUMETT TO THE STYGIAN PIT WITH THE SOFTENING AID OF AIRMAGIC.

>>22610191
>>22610152
>>22610109

Also, it'd be nice if the OP let us look down the ledge, first, before jumping. In case there is a trap.

But if it's safe, might as well jump down.

bump.

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>>22610256
uh... okay?

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Yachett will return after a brief intermission as i deal with file types momentarily.

>>22610256
Most popular thread in /tg/ in years.

Let's bump dat bitch.

>>22610087
Climb up.
With our feet.
Yatchett shall dangle bravely all the way out of this cave.

Sadly I have to leave this thread for now. OP, this quest is awesome and you should feel awesome.

I hope there will be many more to come.

>>22610287

look at all that fap material

>>22610234
But jumping into a trap is part of the fun

Besides, we have seduced Mother Earth. What bad could ever happen for blindly jumping down her throat?
Except for earth vore

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>>22610287

S...so many Yatchetts...

>>22610291
why would you sage this thread?

>>22610326

explain please.

>>22610365
>>22610326
There is a wide array of reasons why one would use a sage.

Saged for h

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this thread actually needs bumps or else it will die,someone bump it with wizard lizards.

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>>22610409
Bamp

>>22610365
he is saging the thread

>>22610397
saged for what?

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>>22610440

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come back op

>>22610409
a wizard lizard would be the perfect friend for Yachett

that or a beetle paladin

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>>22610409
I say we abandon this foolish quest and grow some arms, then start lifting.

>>22610512

WE ARE BECOMING A WIZARD I SAY!

come op,bring us light

Baby come back.

>that feeling when Narrator Hussie switched from MSPaint to Photoshop

>retrieve arms

>>22610315
so much seduction

The anticipation MOUNTS

>>22610684
Will /tg/ explode before the Narrator returns?

>>22610707

>Implying we already haven't.

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we are getting that doom wizard

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>>22610707

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We're back! Let's answer some questions.

Yachett has just enough jump to touch the rings with the top of his head, but has has no way to hold on tight enough to them to climb them.

Yachett's body is pear shaped, as you can see, which makes it impossible to see what is below him in a pit without jumping down it. If he wants to descend he has to do it with bravery.

>>22610735
BRAVERY.

>>22610735
Jump into the pit!

>>22610735

bend the earth on the ledge to see whats down.

>>22610684
DO IT, YATCHETT YOU LITTLE SHIT.

>>22610735

Pit contains death. Jump across instead!

>>22610735
Drop a stick to see how deep the pit is

>>22610735
Earth/Air assist jump to the right, we should at least check that area out before >>22610747
>>22610756
>>22610775