Rallying speech!

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>Wat do
Go away.

>>22599428
stop using manuls to say faggy things. You aren't allowed to harness their manliness.

>>22599428
I think if dreck like WHH is allowed to have week long self-pity threads, Xeno can have a little drawquest from time to time. I would suggest op try a different time, though. Most people are sleeping, working, or going to school right now.

>>22599450
It's probably going to last five or six hours anyway, those are pretty slow.

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You two stop arguing, serious stuff is going on! adventure stuff!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18300506/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18313164/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18350336/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18442285/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18598119/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18842714/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19453584/
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/20461447
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20693485/

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>>22599383
roll for troop morale.

Rolled 4, 4 = 8

>>22599598

>terribad drawing
>terribad story

leave my /tg/, you are ruining the best board

>>22599691
this has been around for so long it's not funny. It's a bit late to complain now.

>>22599691
>but but, where should i go with my waifu?

>>>/b/

>>22599693
what has been around? what's not funny?

>>22599696
>/b/
u w0t m8

>>22599703
Xeno, or Tau quest if you like

>>22599693
i wouldnt complain if his art would be an eyecandy to me and story wouldnt at least include places named "assholetep"

i mean, what the fuck is this? fanfic.com?

>>22599715
I think it's more non-grimdark parody, really. Kinda like Daemonhost

>>22599726
get out fagget

Rolled 15

>>22599598

>>22599736
no u

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>>22599736
Sillyhammer is best Warhammer.

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>>22599715
I'm pretty sure Assholetep is a /tg/ meme Necron lord.

>>22599691
Yeah, as opposed to , like, Marcia and the Commissar. Or any other drawquest.
totally better on all accounts.
Right?

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>>22599741
>>22599616
They don't really seem to have noticed you.
Except Blue, who's really receptive to your finely-crafted rhetoric.

But overall, you better not ask them to fight for you. If you want to confront the mandrake, you'd better find another way that doesn't involve them.

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>>22599766
>definitely need the encouragement, thanks.

>>22599848
I think he was just saying that most drawquests have simple, cartoony pictures for speedy response. I happen to like both your quest and this one.

>>22599848
Oh come on, don't tell me you were aiming for anything other than mediocre fapfuel or moeshit.

>>22599861
>WAAAAH STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!
>>22599848
Nice picture, any idea when you are going to run again?

>>22599848
Why is she smiling if she's pointing a gun to her head?

Unless unless that's no suicide, in that case she need a reprimand for improper handling and lack of trigger discipline

>>22599875
>WAAAAH STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!
but that's not at all what i was trying to suggest.
I just meant that it was illegitimate for LMK to claim he was feeling sad to know that some people may think his quest had a shitty story and mediocre drawing, since it's pretty obvious that it's not his concern at all. I like fapfuel quests and moeshit. Just don't pretend it's something more than that.

>>22599856
I was originally a /b/ drawfag (speed over quality, like. A pic every 3 min fast.) so /tg/ was kind of lax for me.
>>22599875
I was thinking today, but I'll just watch Xeno. Wouldn't want to cause more disruptions than I already have. Gonna lurk now,

>>22599905
Do it later today.

>>22599899
I wasn't feeling sad at all, the filename was "jks" but it got canceled when I spoilered it. Also, I started the whole thing as a one hit, but you guys wanted more, and story and such.

>>22599910
It's 11.49pm here, I can't stay up that long

>>22599826
Look around,

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>>22599928
roll a d20 for spot check, Xeno!

Rolled 11

how do I dice

>>22600017
dude, i like your stuff better because of your drawing, i actually saved them all even tho your story is non-existent

but this xeno bullshit i cant stand for

>>22600041
Wait a second, you're saying that you prefer it because of how it's drawn but you also sound like you prefer it because it doesn't feature Xeno.

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>>22600017
Look over there!
Well, I don't know what it is either, but there's something in that corner.
Wanna investigate? Wanna find an exit? Wanna dig out one?

>>22600118
Investigaaate
>>22600041
thanks, it's true I gotta get the story more organized.

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>>22600135
There definitely is something there! roll a D 20 to find out what it may be!

What ? you think you look weird? Listen, I'm half-drunk right now, drawing you takes time.

>>22600118
>>22600250

>oh looks there is something in the corner
>WTF IS IT?!
>DUDE I DUNNO LETS INVESTIGATE
>HOLY SHIT THERE IS LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF US STARING AT A THING IN A CORNER AND NONE OF US KNOWS WTF IS IT AND ONLY NOW WE HAVE NOTICED IT
>HOLY SHIT
>A THING
>IN DA CORNAH

story of the year 2013

>>22600287
It's called dramatic pacing you pleb.
Now let me concentrate, I'm 3/4th drunk.

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>>22600050
>cant understand a sentence

>>22600319
go home, anon, you are drunk

>>22600332
Well it actually happens to be a pretty obscure phrasing, he's not explaining his reasons, only hinting at them in a contradictory manner.

>>22600332
What series is this?
I know that it is a French series with pretty elves in it.

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>>22600364
wakfu

>>22600355
>dude, i like your stuff better because of your drawing, i actually saved them all even tho your story is non-existent
>but this xeno bullshit i cant stand for

let me spoon feed you
>dude, i like your stuff better
stating his opinion that marcia > xeno
>because of your drawing
reason for his opinion
> i actually saved them all
proves his affection
>even tho your story is non-existent
explaining how much LMK drawings are more appealing to him than xeno and gives a constructive criticism
>but this xeno bullshit i cant stand for
but even tho he likes a guy who made marcia with "non-existent" story, he still hates xeno for its bullshit

i hope your down syndrome can handle this

>>22600414
No, you don't get it.
At first, he makes it sound like he's only comparing the drawing quality, and finding LMK's better.
But then he sounds like he hates this quest simply because it's about Xeno.


And frankly I have a slightly hard time conceiving that he finds LMK's drawings that much better.

>>22600434
hey, your hypocrisy is showing

>>22600446
I dunno, since you seem to agree with him, maybe you can point out in which ways LMK's drawings are better, if it's indeed the only criterium he's taking into account.

Rolled 1

>>22600414

But LMK's quest has also been saged for "xeno bullshit", not because it contains Xeno but because it contains a xeno witch we don't get to purge and have to accept as a member of the Imperium. So this gets really confusing.

Also, rolling.

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>>22600452
anything even microsoft paint level drawings would be better than this

you always morph the lines, making it look that xenos face varies from picture to picture

you draw so fast that you forget to correct your drawing, making some details look transparent
and some details are not even added
like here
>>22600250
>floating necron head in left top corner


>your draw style
your drawing is so monotone that you cant make out details in some places

like in op picture bottom left corner, its a whole clusterfuck of lines

now look at pic related
>minimalistic
>coherent solid lines
>does not require a diaper fetish to like it

>>22600495
>check archive
>no sages
nope.jpg

>>22600518
there is only one character in that picture, not attempt at perspective or dynamic effects, no risk taken.

>>22600557
then dont take the risk when you cant handle it

/thread

>>22600568
the point of running this quest is training myself to draw quickly

Rolled 3

>>22600583

Less arguing with trolls and more drawing the quest please

>>22600583
>somemenjustwanttowatchworldburn.gif

take it to >>>/co/ or >>>/b/ stop shitting my /tg/

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SAD

oh wait, wrong thread

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>>22600591
>>22600495
OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK
It was the Mandrake's passageway to his dimension!

You're travelling inot another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead—your next stop, the Twilight Zone.

And then I have no idea what's going to happen.

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>>22600624
DERP

>>22600615

Hey, Quests are part of /tg/. And I like this one, for your information. Since when is it 'your' /tg/? Who died and made you Moot?

>>22600615
Quests are actively funneled to /tg/ from other boards, because we're the one that run Quests. Deal with it.

>>22600654
>dat story
>HOLY SHIT SOMETHING IN CORNAH!
>whole group stares into it not knowing what the actual fuck this is
>oh its just mandrakes portal, those things always happen to be lying in corners,silly us
>necron gets PORTED TO MANDRAKES DIMENSION

fluff rape and pants-on-head-retarded of year 2013 awards go to....

>>22600654

DO A CANNONBALL INTO THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM

>>22600711
There were other options, you know, but the rolls were damn low, so he worst option was selected.

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>>22600654
>>22600712
WOW!

Turns out it was all a dream!
What an amazing plot device!

But...
Wait, why am I still your narrator if your adventure was a dream?
Isn't that suspicious?
What are you suspecting, Xeno? Wanna check something just in case?

>>22600749
doesnt excuse why some of the options are retarded and fluff raping

>>22600809
>necron sleeping

you are the best troll ever
10/10 yes i mad

>>22600830
necrons sleep all the fucking time, it's called stasis.

>>22600835
>in a bed
>calls sleeping stasis

>>22599848
Do it! DOO EET!

>>22600835
Necron Warriors become dormant when not needed.

Necron Characters never ''Sleep''.

>>22600849
Somebody hasn't heard. Newcrons think they're people too and try to act like living beings. This is why they got all that bling and feast their enemies like James Bond villains while stroking their scarab and musing with the destruction of the world.

Rolled 12

>>22600809

Check your genitals.

>>22600911
One dude does that, and he would have been killed long ago by the other sane lords if it wasn't for his Bodyguard.

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>>22600914
It's okay, they're still completely absent.

That, at least, is okay.

But if you want to go investigate further (not in your lack of genitals I mean) you might want to get dressed in your undies like a proper survival horror heroine.

But then again you can also choose not to.

whatever, wat do, Xeno?

>>22600953
God dammit. Is there any consistency here? When ever someone points out all the stupidity of Necron designs (like why have pilots when you can just upload the pilot directly into the vehicle), it's countered with "it's because they playact as if they were still living and don't want to be mere machines. But when you have Necrons behaving like people, it's a no-no, because they now don't do that, they're totally ok with their non-life and being soulless automatons.

Which is it?

>>22601012
both
that's called depth

>>22601012
Silly anon, whichever is convenient is the true answer!

In all seriousness though people bitch way too much about this shit. Nobody is forcing anyone to look at these things.

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MAH WAIFU

>>22599928
>I can't stay up that long
Aaw... I hope I catch it next time.

Rolled 12

>>22601002

Let's scout our surrounding. Any of our party members besides Scarab here or are we alone?

>>22601012
They're soulless machines who honor tradition and DA RULRS. They're extremely lawful towards their precious traditions.

But in the end of the day, most of them know they're Machines and thus discard all silly things like eating, sleeping, hygiene. Though, they do keep their massive egos.

>>22601019
>that's called depth

of fan bullshit

>>22601045
Ergo, as (some) Necrons like to playact as being alive, Xeno, a Necron, can playact her stasis in a stasis pod as sleep in a bed.

But "NO!" says the man on the internet, "that's agaist my very strict bullshit definition of fluff!"

>>22601081
>They're extremely lawful towards their precious traditions.

What if it's tradition to have a feast after a campaign?
What if it's tradition to the phaeron to have his beauty sleep?
Where's the traditional ruler's mother behind the throne badgering his young son to find a good girl and have loads of grandchildren?

"C'tan dammit, mom, I don't even have a dick."
"I'm just saying, would it kill to think about your mother? I ain't getting any younger and it'd be nice to see some grandchildren before I die."
"Mom, you can't die! You're a machine."
"I know, I know, rub it in, why don't ya. I tell ya, if your father was still alive, bless his soul..."
"He's not dead, he's just in stasis so he won't have to talk to you!"

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>>22601077
calm down, little Xeno, that's just Warrior-kun.
You remember him, right?
That's perfectly normal.

Rolled 11

>>22601163
>That's perfectly normal.

I don't believe you. Check for traps.

>>22601163

Right. Does he know what the fuck is up? And where we ended up?

>>22601189
where?

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>>22601196
>>22601189
In case of doubt, poke his face.

...
nothing happens.

He's not talkative either, I guess you won't learnt anything from him.

Still, wat do?

Rolled 8

>>22601292
Make love to him wether he likes it or not

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>>22601312
Oh, Xeno!
That seems inappropriate!

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>>22601442

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>MFW I see a Xeno Quest

Rolled 5

>>22601442
Fucking Lewd metal female morphology

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Oh no!
You somehow messed up your spaghetti-containing roll! now your hips cables and components are spilling everywhere!
How shameful!


Me, I'm gonna sleep for about an hour, I think.

bwump

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I'm back.

Oh, your hips are still broken? Weird, usually their repair all by themselves.

That's no good, now you can't walk.

Stop laughing Drone, that ain't funny!

Now what are you gonna do?
That could be problematic, just imagine something dangerous happened right now...

speaking of which, you might want to roll a D 20.

Rolled 7

>>22605415

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>>22605451
Watch out, tiny Xeno!
Someone is trying to steal your hips!

Quick!
Wat do?

>>22605640
Punch him in the existence.

>>22601082
>But "NO!" says the man on the internet, "that's against my very strict bullshit definition of fluff that I only adhere to when it lets me bitch about Xeno!"
FTFY

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>>22605640
Disregard legs, aquire rollator!

Rolled 1

>>22605640
Slap that bitch ass clawhand right the fuck now.

>>22605876
And thats how Xeno became nothing more than a head getting rolled by drone katamari style.

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>>22605670

Too late!
with your I2, you're unable to punch him quickly enough, he's already leaving!

But at least we know who it is: it's that pesky mandrake again!
Looks like he preferred to weaken you rather than outright attack, how rude!
You can't run after him, and the room's too small to fly, wat do?

>>22605640
looting a girl's hips is very impolite!

>>22605897
or like a dung beetle's ball of poo.

>>22605903
Use your morph ball mode!

>>22605903

Fly anyway, ram him. I don't care if we crash into everything, do it anyway.

>xenos face changed from start of the thread so fast

op, y u no paint well?

Rolled 13

rolling 1d100 for more Xeno fap material

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>>22605978
>>22605997
Ultimate Xeno super-cannonball attack!
roll to see how effective it was!

Rolled 8

>>22606214

Here's hoping for "super".

Rolled 2

>>22606214

>>22606005
Apart from one or two pics ITT I don't find them different. could you explain how they are?

Rolled 8

>>22606214
Dice really hate Xeno

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>>22606239
>>22606242
it's not very effective.
It stopped him, but that's about all.

Now stop that, Xeno, you're not a tumbler toy!

>>22606463

Now grab onto him, and um, I haven't gotten that far, I guess throw him?

>>22606483
gotta roll a D20

Rolled 16

>>22606508

Whatever.

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>>22606483
Pic related.

You can do it, Xeno, you have the technology.

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>>22606515
It's super-effective!

but have you defeated him yet? You know, those freaks can regenerate and whatnot.

gotta roll again

Rolled 10

>>22606712

Ok, um, try to throw each of his legs in a different direction?

Rolled 1

>>22606712
Use your claws!

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>>22606735
>>22606771
whoops, looks like all you managed to do was lift one of his legs and tickle his foot.

But you know what? roll another D 20

Rolled 10

>>22607059
ROLLIN FOR HOPE!

Rolled 6, 13 = 19

>>22607059
I roll to see if he likes it and if so, how much.

On a critical roll Slaanesh consumes his soul.

Rolled 17

>>22607059
sharing my luck

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>>22607078
>>22607086
He really doesn't like being tickled, but he can't resist your agile little fingers!
Looks like you've won!
Now, time to deliver a proper scolding speech so that he lets you go back to your own dimension and never comes back!

or whatever else you want to do, really.

>the titdose
no, captcha, not that!

>>22607189
Lucky we found a very ticklish mandrake!

I just wanted to say that I find your style adorable. Please continue.

Rolled 10

>>22607228
Get your hips back, for starters. And I guess give him the titdose.

>>22607273
No! not the titdose!

Rolled 3

>>22607228
Get our hips back, then finish him

>>22607228
Steal his teeth to pay the grot to fight for you.

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>>22607273
>>22607362
he won't oppose you anymore resistance, it seems.
the components of your hips are right on the ground for you to take, Xeno, so that's no problem.

>>22607477
only ork teef are currency.

>>22607569
Give him the titdose already!
>>22607619
Not true at all. They take at least nid teef, too.

>>22607680
but she is, right now!

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Rolled 6, 19 = 25

For the Mandrake.
Mandrakes have feelings too.

>>22607895
So he only cries one tear, but its the biggest, bitchest tear in the whole universe.

>>22607895

Fuck you Gygax

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>>22607895
The mandrake stays dignified in his defeat.
He accepts to let you go without any further struggle.
after all you freed him, it's about time he remembers it.

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>>22608099
ask what he wanted with our hips

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>>22608099
here goes!
You're back!

without your fancy cape or your magic wand, but with much more new friends!

Now, you've only got to find a way out of the crypt.
Which shouldn't be hard with those new friends of yours.

>>22608384
according to the post upwards it was merely to be a dick and have an easier time killing her.

>>22608384
Her hip plates look like hubcaps, maybe he wanted to pimp out his space car?

>>22608501
Or wear them like a hat.

>>22608542
you don't wear a girl's hips on your head, that's silly!

Shall we keep the whole escaping from the crypt and sending some NPCs back to their home for an epilogue, or do it now? Just asking because I'm a little bit tired to do it properly, but since it's not adventure per se anymore...

I'll take that as a "yes".

Here's today's episode archive link.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22599356/

>>22599848
Were there any more drawfag quests of Marcia and the Commissar. That was the one where we spent the entire thread licking the eldar's ears and booping it's nose, right?

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>>22609866
And then one where we mindbroke her with 4 hours of ear feathering and trained her to be a proper guardsman.

>>22609995
Next thread when?