Look around, check out the situation?

>>22588695
Stay in the dirt, look for some better cover, return fire on where we think the enemy position is.

>>22588695
RUUUN FORESSST RUNNNN

>>22588695
If we've got a gun with more then 10 bullets, try to shoot back so they hide. That should give us enough time to get our bearings and find cover.

>>22588695
Keep our head down and try to find more solid cover.

You changing the name to Vietnyan Quest later OP?

>>22588756
>>22588757
Both of these are pretty swag choices. I say we stay in the dirt and look for better cover, while maintaining situational awareness.

In other words, look more more solid cover while trying to see where we're being shot at from.

Shoot myself.

>>22588756
Your squad is scattered. the ambush came from nowhere. They're all separated, huddled in their own individual craters, or behind different trees. Fire seems to be coming from all directions, rounds occasionally whizzing past your ear, hitting the dirt around you. The Huey's are taking off, trying to provide covering fire on your opponents.

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>>22588846
You know what you must do.

Also, you're gonna wanna namefag or even tripfag.

>>22588846
get a name so we can find your posts easier, OP

Throw a grenade at the nearest side, see if we can break out of this deathtrap and start flanking.

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Hey OP, question.

Is this what we're inevitably going to become?

>>22588927
You lay down a trio of shots from your M-16. before running toward the Hueys. You manage to grab on to the landing skid as it takes off, securing yourself some sort of passage.
You crawl into the bay of the helicopter as it begins circling back around towards the clearing.

>>22589023
Light them up!

jump before it hits the ground. take cover near helicoptor remains

>>22589023
GET ON THAT DOOR GUN SOLDIER!

>>22589136
>>22589074
You man the M60 hanging from the door. You're not exactly how it works, but it should be as simple as point and shoot, right? You take aim at the treeline where the hostile fire is, squeezing down on the trigger. To your luck, it was loaded and chambered, and 7.62 ammo begins to stream out of the barrel. You light up the treeline, holding down the trigger until smoke begins to come out of the barrel. You see that your squadmates have begun to regroup and find cover on the ground, being relieved of pressure.

>>22589210
DON"T STOP SHOOTING JUST BECAUSE THEY"RE ALL DEAD

>>22589210
Best keep covering them son. Once all incoming fire's died down, ask the pilot if he can kindly drop you off with your squad.

>>22589210
Keep shooting, they're probably still alive and it'd be best for our buds if they had to keep their heads down.

>>22589384
>>22589394
>>22589425
You continue to shoot, not letting go of the trigger. The gun eventually stop firing, as you see the red-hot barrel begin to melt the plastic exterior of the M60. Shit, that can't be good. The gunfire below starts up again, and soon rounds begin to ping off of the Huey itself. You quickly manage to get two shots out of your rifle before you're forced further back into the bay of the Helicopter by gunfire.

>>22589522
Ack, forgot my trip

>>22589522
Can we see anything? Is there some way we can get people on the ground out of there? We can't do shit.

>>22589522
Get prone, use the belly and door of the Huey for cover and RETURN FIRE!

>>22589522
Dive straight out of the chopper, knife in teeth and the wildest look on your face. Give those gooks hell.

>>22589603
That seems like it'll kill us, several times. Let's just keep our head down and return fire.

>>22589559
You can see the occasional flash of an AK barrel, you can see your squad taking cover, but that's about it. Being high up, moving, and smoke don't make for good visibility.

>>22589574
You empty your magazine into the trees, lying on the floor of the Huey. You're jostled about by the movement of the helo, but it's better than being dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you can see a smoke contrail. That better not be what you think it is...

>>22589630
Can we change barrels on the M60 without being shot?

Do we have any explosives or smoke?

>>22589630
It is what we think it is.

Yell out "RPG!" and hold onto something.

Du ma imperialist pig dogs. Ptoooi! You think you can break the spirit of genuine Vietnamese nationalists? That thằng chó đẻ capitalist puppet in Saigon you are backing is made of rotten termite infested wood. We are not scared of you. We pity you. We fight for freedom from outsiders. We fought the Chinese, the French, the Japanese and all invaders for hundreds of years and will fight you the same as our fathers before us. Who do you fight for, Americans?

>>22589661
This is the soundest plan.

>>22589717
Agree. We warn the chopper crew, hang on to something, and pray the RPG misses.

>>22589658
You've got a trio of grenades and a single smoke grenade. You're now down to 180 rounds of ammo from 15 round magazines, and you have an M1911 with one mag.

>>22589661
You yell out RPG, but it's bit too late. The helo shifts to the side, but the rocket still impacts the tail of the craft. The entire helicopter shudders, twisting in circles, before bursting into flame. Your entire world is nothing but light and pain, before you black out.

You awake on the ground. Your entire body is in pain. You look up, seeing a group of not-so-well-dressed men picking at dead US Marines for ammo.

>>22589772
See if we have a weapon within reach. Maybe one of our grenades.

Use it on them, they'll notice we're alive soon and kill us.

>>22589772
Pull out the 1911 and shoot them both. No Gooks get Eagle ammo.

>>22589802
This.

Shoot wildly at the rpg in hopes of altering its trajectory

>>22589836
Too late, bro. It hit us.

We play dead. We pull the pin on a grenade and place it nearby under something, angling it so the level doesn't go as well.

Then slowly crawl away.

HOW DOES YOUR OWN MEDICINE TASTE?

>>22589802
You fumble for your handgun. It's too late though, you've been spotted by the gook fuckers. One of them runs up to you, screaming in broken English about Capitalist Pigdogs. You pull out the pistol, firing off a round into his chest. He doesn't stop. You'd never figured your last thought would be a simple "Aww Shit" before a bayonet slammed down through your skull, but a lot of things are unexpected.

You come too in a sparsely decorated wooden roo-wait, you came too? You glance around, panting. You're alive. What in the...

You wouldn't be using 15 round mags. You'd be using 20 rounders, although it was common at the time to load only 18 or 19 rounds in the mag.

How many people are looting? Are they VC?

>>22589885
Check our skull. See if it's intact.

>>22589885
See if we still have that 1911.

>>22589885
Check head, examine the room. Any sounds of fighting? Guns? Is this a medical camp?

>>22589918
You reach down across your chest. To your relief, all of your combat gear is there, including a now-holstered M1911. You quickly check the magazine and the chamber; six rounds. The one you'd fired off was still gone.

>>22589925
Your head is covered in a huge bandage, as are your arms, but there's no hole. The room seems like some of the ARVN houses you've been too, but there's no sounds of fighting, let alone anything branded by the US of A.

>>22589904
Thanks for the info!

>>22589977
Draw gun, get up, begin searching for any signs of people.

>>22589977
Get out of bed. See if we can walk.

If we can, we're already doing better than we were earlier.

>>22589977
Sit up. How many exits? Any sign of other people?

If they're looking after us we don't need to be too paranoid. See if we can find a nurse to talk to.

>>22590017
You wobble to your feet. You're certainly out of shape, you can barely walk, let alone fight. How long exactly were you out? You shuffle around the room. Your M16 is nowhere to be found, and neither is your bag.

>>22590034
No one seems to be in the room, and there's only one exit: a wall-sized sliding door on the far side of the room. It's closed right now, but you figure you could make it without out much effort.

>>22590085
Head on over to the door, use the wall for support, open it up.

>>22590085
Well, we've got six rounds, at least. Open the door. Carefully.

>>22590085
Keep to the side of the frame so we won't be exposed and open the door.

>>22588695
rambo shit up

>>22589522
take cover behind Huey and return fire

>>22590105
>>22590101
You wobble over to the door, sliding it open. Apparently your room is part of a much larger complex, as you can see by buildings branching off on either side. However, what really disturbs you is the terrain. Gone are the jungles you're used to. Instead, flat fields extend in all directions, before hitting a wall of forests, and eventually mountains. It looks kinda like how you always imagined Kansas to look, if Kansas had mountain.

On either side of the building are two much larger ones, each adorned with decorative wooden symbols, and covered in more wooden sliding doors.

>>22590181
I think we're not in Kans...'Nam anymore.

...Head to another door. Open it. Carefully.

>>22590181
Head along the corridor until we get to the office or whatever.

Are there any words on the doors?

>>22590181
Keep pistol close in at the side, safety off, finger off the trigger. If we have another fresher magazine, exchange the one in the weapon for it. Then slowly and quietly open door.

>>22590181
look for something to use as a crutch

>>22590209
Something like words. You sure as hell don't know what they are, but they seem like words well enough. Almost like that made-up language shit from that book Higsby let you borrow during Boot.

>>22590208
You slowly open the door, holding out your hand gun. You're greeted by a woman. Or you could describe it as one, if it didn't have a tail. Or cat ears. As such, all you can do is scream and brandish your sidearm a bit more.

>>22590276
Demand to know where we are and how we got here. Don't lower the gun.

>>22590276
>Tail
>Cat ears

GENTLEMEN. WELCOME TO VIETNYAN!

>>22590276
holy shit! run!

>>22590276
Well, fuck. Cat people. Weaver stance and demand answers in the rough Vietnamese we have picked up while in country.

>>22590276
Grab her by the ear and yell into it, demanding answers for this bullshit.

>>22590339
>>22590303
You grip the pistol like you were trained, calming yourself. You can do this. you're just stuck in not-'Nam with a fucking cat-person. Your Vietnamese is rusty, but it manages to fit. You stop screaming, still holding the gun up to the thing's head. "Where am I? What the hell are you?" you ask. You're pretty sure that was it, anyway. It may have been the Vietnamese swears you picked up as well. Who cares.

The thing starts screaming itself. "What do you want?" it asks in perfectly clear English.

>>22590392
I forgot my trip again.

>>22590392
I revote >>22590351
Demand answers to this bullshit.

And archived, because this has already gotten good.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22588695/

Also, ask her where we are and how we got here. In English.

>>22590392
Switch to English. "I want to know where the fuck I am and how the fucking fuck fuck I got fucking got fucking here fuck! I was in fucking 'Nam, I got fucking stabbed in the fucking head, and now I fucking wake up and there's a fucking girl with fucking cat ears and a tail!"

>>22590392
WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE

What I want is to know where the fuck I am and why the fuck do you have animal parts attached to your ass and skull

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>this thread

>>22590417
Shouldn't archive for as long as possible so you can get more tags... There might be more then just catgirls, you know.

>>22590392
WHERE THE FUCKING SHIT GODDAMMING FUCK AM I! WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT DEAD AFTER BEING STABBED IN THE SHITCOCKING HEAD? WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A TAIL? IF THIS IS ONE OF THOSE LSD EXPERIMENTS I'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CHOKE A BITCH!

>>22590443
>>22590443
This, while slowly backing up. Distance favors the trained pistolero.

>>22590415
>>22590351
You grab the thing (You refuse to call it a she, no way in fucking hell it can be a she, no matter the tits) by the long ear. It yelps, but your gun manages to dissuade her from running. "Where the fuck am I?" you scream into it, pressing the Colt into her head. "What the hell are you?"

"You...you're in Saim'hal Monastery in..." she says. She's promptly cut off by a pair of other...things walking into the room. One seems like an ordinary old man, the other, a reptile girl. More of the circus. Great.

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>>22590463
>>22590489
>>22590417
>People like my shitty thread

>>22590507
...Well, this is awkward.

HOSTAGE TIME. Ask the same questions as before. Especially emphasizing how come we're not dead AFTER HAVING A FUCKING BAYONET RAMMED INTO OUR SKULL.

>>22590507
THE FUCK IS A SAIM'HAL? WHO'S THAT BITCH? WHAT'S WITH THE OLD GUY? I DEMAND ANSWERS SHE-DEMON!

>>22590544
And give her ears a flick, just because you are a bastard.

>>22590507
More of the monsterous things? Do we have animal ears or some shit?

>>22590507
Voice of command "Ok, hands where I can see them. Lock your elbows and slowly turn around and we won't have any problems, ok?"

Back up slightly and keep them all on the same side of the room. Then recommmense questioning.

>>22590507
Stay calm, use our scary veteran voice. "I want answers, if you don't tell me how I got her I don't know what I'll do, where the fuck am I? How did I get here? Who the fuck are you fucking fucks? Why does she have cat ears? This isn't right? Why are you a lizard?" When we mention cat ears give her ears a light tug and flick.

>>22590562
I have to disagree. We're going to be putting a gun to her head. Flicking her ears? Needless cruelty. We want answers, not to torture this...thing.

What are we? Charlie?

>>22590561
>>22590544
"THE FUCK IS A SAIM'HAL? WHO'S THAT BITCH? WHAT'S WITH THE OLD GUY? I DEMAND ANSWERS SHE-DEMON!" You scream, pulling on her ear. She screams, as the reptile woman begins to run at you. you raise your pistol, firing a warning shot right above her head. "NOW I'LL ASK ONE MORE FUCKING TIME!" You scream. "WHERE THE HELL AM I?"

"We f-found you half-dead on our doorstep in your weird clothes." the Cat-Lady responds. "W-we-we healed you..."

>>22590507
Catgirls better be the majority. All I'm sayin, manf

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Wait, first where does she register on this chart?

>>22590649
NOW give its ears a flick

"How the fuck did you do that, you goddamn freak?!"

>>22590649
Oh.

Well that changes things.

Okay. We just need to talk this out. Let go of her...BUT KEEP OUR HANDS ON THE GODDAMN GUN.

>>22590679
Catgirl with other monstergirls. All signs point to 10% furry.

>>22590649
Lower the gun. "I was dead, I was stabbed right in the fucking head, I shouldn't be alive. How did I get here, where am I, why am I here?"

>>22590679
10%. This is a monstergirl quest, not a furry one

>>22590682
"W-with magic, how else?" she says, before you give her ear a flick.

>>22590730
Ai'nt no such thing as magic!

>>22590730
Magic is when you drop a tab and the whole jungle dances to Hendrix with you, this is...this is fucking crazy! What the fuck did you do to me you crazy gook?!

>>22590730
Magic. Bitch is you high?

>>22590747
Agreed. No such thing. Of course, there's no such thing as catgirls, either.

Ask them if they've ever heard of some things. America. Vietnam. The United States Marine Corps. The Soviet union. You know. Stuff like that.

>>22590780
>>22590768
>>22590766
>>22590747
"Magic?" you ask, incredulous. "What in the fuck are you talking about? Magic is when you drop a tab and the whole jungle dances to Hendrix with you!" She stares at you awkwardly for a few seconds, before you continue. "Shit, where's the nearest American outpost? Even better, where's the nearest Marine camp?"

The Reptile girl begins to scream at you. "What the hell is an Amiricuh?" she says. You hope to God she can't spit fire like a real Dragon.

>>22590730
THIS TASTE LIKE A LIAR, TELLING ME LIES!

Get more answers with threats of how victory smells.

>>22590845
"America is the greatest Goddamn country on the face of the Earth."

>>22590845
America is the greatest goddamn country to ever bless gods green earth, gecko.

>>22590845
"America is the greatest country on Earth. How the fuck haven't you heard of it? Speaking of which what the hell are you and why does this girl have cat ears?"

Pet the cat ears.

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>>22588695
https://sites.google.com/site/innawoodsflash/
Innawoods Nam

>>22590872
Say this while shedding a single tear and an American flag carried by an eagle flies in the background and the star spangled banner starts up.

>>22590943
I love you.

>>22590931

"America is the greatest country on Earth. How the fuck haven't you heard of it? Speaking of which what the hell are you and why does this girl have cat ears?" you say, petting her ears. She suddenly gets very flustered, and tries desperately to get out of your grip. The Reptile girl looks a tad bit shocked you did that, before clearing her throat.

"I've never heard of this Kingdom of Muricuh. And you don't have any feature because you're a Human, the one in the prophecy!"

>>22590989
"First off, it's not a kingdom. It's a Goddamn democracy. You think we're some of those fuckin' fairies from England?

"And what the Hell are you talking about, a 'prophecy'?"

>Captcha: soupages officer

>>22590989
"It's not a kingdom, it's a democracy. What the fuck do you mean by prophecy?

Also, your ears are really soft." Keep on petting the catgirl.

>>22590989
Kingdom? You calling me Limey? America is a democracy, with a president. Not some faggy king. And prophecies are for superstitious whackjobs.

>>22590989
>Kingdom
Kingdom? KINGDOM?! We are a fucking democracy, scaletits! LAND OF THE GODDAMN FREE, YOU HEAR ME?! Now tell me more of this fuckin prophecy shit.

>>22590989
This old guy is human too, right? RIGHT?

What's this about a prophecy?

>>22590989
Drive the gun into her head and force her to say it right. "AMERICA, YOU GODDAMN GOOK THING, NOT MURRIKA"

>>22591046
>Keep on petting the catgirl.
Yes. Absentmindedly stroke her ears while you rant and rave.

>>22591059

>America
>Democracy

What the fuck.
No we aren't.
We're a republic, you fucking idiot. A "representative" democracy where our representatives represent themselves.

You pet the catgirl some more, your gun pointed at the Reptile woman still. "We ain't no fag-tastic kingdom, we're a motherfucking democracy! Land of the free, bitch!" You motion over to the old man. "Ain't he human, too?"

"Demon" he says, his voice unnaturally deep. "Drop. The. Child."

>>22591106
SSsssssssh. I know that. And you know that. But Lance Corporal Anon knows in his red-blodded American heart that we're a democracy.

>>22591106
We're a scared kid straight out of 'Nam. I don't think we know the difference.

>>22591114
...We should probably drop her. Because we've got...what? Five bullets left?

Yeah, we'll need to save those.

>>22591120
>red-white-and blue-blooded American heart
FTFY

>>22591106
It's still counts as democracy. It's technically correct to refer to America as such.

>>22589020
how'd you get machete innawoods?

>>22591151
It updated, broseph.

>>22591114
Tell scaletits to step off and I might think about it.

>>22591149

No, it isn't.
Which is why even the Pledge of Allegiance refers to it as a republic.

Do you even know what democracy IS?

>>22591114
Refuse.

>>22591114
And lose my hostage in a potentially hostile area where there might be snipers waiting to take my head off? No way bucko. I demand answers, and I'm not letting go until I get them.

>>22591114
>child
I hope Chris Hansen isn't around.

>>22591114
Lower the gun, holster it, drop the girl, keep on petting her.

>>22591223
Well, he might be speaking comparatively. I mean, he IS a demon.

>>22591164
I'm lookin at the update
https://sites.google.com/site/innawoodsflash/
no machete *sadface*
just axes

>>22591223
>implying we couldn't have done worse to younger in Nam.

>>22591243
You're using the old version, anon.

http://innawoods.co.nf/

>Captcha: 17 unempow

How old ARE we, anyway?

>>22591244
Are we Bunny from Platoon?

>>22591114
drop the thing, Ask WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GODAMNED PROBABLY COMMIE PLACE?

>>22591173
>>22591138
You drop the catgirl, but raise the gun immediately after. "Tell scaletits over there to back off and I'll put down the gun." you say. The Demon nods, and the dragon-woman relaxes. You lower your gun.

"What's this about a prophecy?" you asked, checking your magazine. Six rounds and a spare. Damn.

"You are the warrior destined to save us from Hiit'lar's Reich!" the catgirl says, excited. Wait, WHAT?

>>22591275
thank you very much anon
you are awesome
and we are forever young

>>22591277
I'm not saying we did, just that the opportunity was there.

>>22591275
By OP mandate, eighteen. We're a random draftee.

>>22591305
"I KNEW THAT MOTHER FUCKER WAS STILL AROUND HERE"

>>22591305
The Reich is here??

>>22591305
>Hiit'lar
We Drifters now.

>>22591305
...

"Wait, did you say 'Hitler'? My daddy fought those Goddamn Nazis! Just like I was fighting those Goddamn commies!"

>>22591327
.Drifters

Oh my God, Anon. Oh my God.

I need to run this game with my gaming group.

>>22591305
Hitler? As in the Nazi fuck with the stupid mustache?

>>22591305
THAT MOTHERFUCKER! I KNEW THOSE COMMIES COULDN'T BE TRUSTED TO TAKE CARE OF HIM! WHERE'S HE AT, I'M GONNA PUNCH HIM RIGHT IN HIS STUPID MUSTACHE!

>>22591305
Time to finish what ol' pop started. FOR AMERICA

When do we get to use an American flag as a weapon?

>>22591305
Wait what? What year are we? Do you have a nazi dictatorship on your hands ?

>>22591305
Shit, abort.
Wait, first, correct their pronunciation. Then abort.

>>22591305
"That slimy Nazi Fuck. Does he still have the stupid mustache?"

>>22591361
When enough eagles.

>>22591375
No. Correct their pronunciation, THEN FINISH WHAT POP FOUGHT TO END BUT EVIDENTLY DIDN'T.

>>22591114
"Chrissakes! Am I the only human in whole damn place?" Shift the gun to deep voice. "How the hell do you speak English?"

"Woahwoahwoah, fucking Hitler? Charlie chaplain mustaches, goosestepping, talks a lot about zee master race?" you ask, dropping the gun.

"He arrive years ago. Cince then he's been harnessing the dark magics of the land to conquer the great kingdoms. There are rumors his men can kill from a half-mile away! There was a prophecy that you, the Corporal Man of Leatherneck would come to save us!"

"WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP WORLD IS THIS?"

>>22591387
Are Eagle-girls a thing? Some harpy sub-breed maybe?

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>>22591400
Shit son, you need planes and bombs and shit to fight hitler.
But if we managed to get the right plane...

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>>22591432
>bald harpies

>>22590507
fuck we have bee captured and are now suffering a full skitsoid break with reality

holster our weapon

what are you?

wear on earth am I ?

what happened to my squad?

>>22591463
It's pretty obvious that wherever our squad is it ain't here.

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>>22591431
>Quest confirmed for Drifters.
>OP confirmed for Overgod Tier.

Ask them to tell you everything.

EVERYTHING.

>>22591431
"I'm not a hero, I'm just a man. He's not using dark magic, he's using modern technology.

I don't know how I can help."

Pet the catgirl while saying this.

>>22591431
"FUCK YEAR, LEATHERNECKS. I WILL SLAP HIS SHIT. I'M SO GODDAMN AMERICAN I BLEED RED WHITE AND BLUE. WHERE IS THAT JEW KILLING FAGGOT ANYWAY?"

>>22591431
Hitler is here and in desperate need of a dickpunching. All other things are secondary.

>>22591431
>Leatherneck
Aww fuck, you can't do jack shit with just one marine.

>>22591484
I have no idea what that is, I just went with Hitler because we were crazy enough already[/spoilers]

>>22591492
Bitch, the USMC would like to disagree.

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>>22591431
>traveling to an alternate dimension to kick Nazi ass in the name of America and bringing democracy to hordes of catgirls.

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>>22591448
Wait, no. Better.

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>this thread
this fucking thread, man

>>22591513
Manga by the same guy that made Hellsing. Hitler is one of the BBEGs.

>>22591431
"This is just what I fucking needed! A bayonet to the skull, waking up to acid trip people, and now I'm the chosen one to re-kill Hitler! Fuck's sake! How about FDR tapdancing on his own grave too?

>>22591533
Oh shit, is it time for Rolling Thunder?

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im here to fight for the vietcong come at me capitalists

Don't mind me, just setting the mood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBfjU3_XOaA

"I'm not a hero, I'm just a man. He's not using dark magic, he's using modern technology.

I don't know how I can help."

The catgirl looks visibly disheartened. The Demon interrupts, however. "In your world he used the power of science. Here, he fuses science with monstrous machines to produces killing machines beyond imagining. you must help, for you have a secret weapon."

You clance up, confused. "You," he says, grinning, "Are the Chosen One."

>>22591595
Collapse onto nearest bed/chair.

I can't be the chosen one, I wasn't elected.

>>22591595
Does that mean we get a tank? or a Big Fucking Bomber?

>>22591595
"All I have is this," show him the pistol. "How the flying FUCK do you expect me to take him on? Fisticuffs?"

>>22591595
"Gee, thanks deep-throat. Tell me, when do I shoot lightning form my hands and conjure up hookers? Because being the "Chosen One" doesn't make me any more bulletproof than I was back in 'Nam.

>>22591595
"That makes absolutely no fucking sense. I'm just a guy who got stabbed in the head and somehow didn't die."

Pet the cat girl, forlornly.

>>22591595
Laugh at the man and call him an idiot.

>>22591593
Pfft. Needs more Stones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJDnJ0vXUgw

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>>22591513
>Running this quest without even knowing about Drifters

I liek you alot OP.


Here. Have a panel from Drifters.

"Gee, thanks deep-throat. Tell me, when do I shoot lightning form my hands and conjure up hookers? Because being the "Chosen One" doesn't make me any more bulletproof than I was back in 'Nam. All I've got is a shitty .45!"

The Demon chuckles. "You'll shoot lightning in due time, young one. First, you must cut your teeth one something a bit more simple..."

The catgirl walks up to you as he leave the room. "I'm sorry about startling you before..." she says, meekly.

>>22591595
Pffthahahahaha! Oh, you're a riot, old man.

>>22591705
Wave the gun at her again. Just for shits and giggles.

>>22591705
"It's okay, I was just panicked. I'm sorry for reacting badly. I'm Anon, what's your name?"

Pet the fucking catgirl, scritch those ears.

>>22591705
Uh, yeah. And I'm sorry for yelling at you and putting a gun to your head, I guess.

i didn't know. I was following orders........ Sarge' what happend to my legs

>>22591705
You're alright kid, most people would cry when someone holds a gun to their head.

>>22591718
No, don't do that. Apologize for taking her hostage. This is just...a bit too much. And introduce ourselves.

>>22591675
Bitch I will fight you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d8C4AIFgUg

>>22591718
this

>>22591705
Aint no thing, whiskers. Just remember not to sneak up on a soldier unless you want a new hole in your head.

Wave the gun at her and pull her tail playfully.

>>22591718
That'd be mean.

>>22591705
Ask if she has any smokes.

>>22591742
Pfft. CSNY shits on all of them. Or at least is pretty good. I actually like all of these guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnOoNM0U6oc

>>22591755
and funny.

"It's okay, I was just panicked. I'm sorry for reacting badly. I'm Anon, what's your name?" you say, absentmindedly scratching her ears like she actually was a cat.

She blushes. "P-please stop that, it embarrassing!" she says, moving back.

>>22591742
Fuck
Yes
New theme for the thread

>>22591742
You're definantly winning so far.

>>22591785
>war
>hooh
>what is it good for?
>killing hitler.

>>22591785
Well, we should totally cease and desist. Apologize for that.

>>22591785
"Are there more like you, or is it just you three here? Are there any people like me?" Keep petting her.

>>22591785
"I'm not sure, you seem to like it. I though cats liked getting petted. I'm sorry if you didn't enjoy it.

What's your name?"

>>22591811
>not the Stones
>not CCR
I uh... I respectfully disagree.

>>22591785
"oh hey, sorry." Anyone else... uh... come though?"
"Or anyTHING, actually? Because a plane or a tank or at least a Ma Deuce would be really useful."

>>22591785
let her move back

"Why is it embarrassing? Cats need scratching. And I need a FUCKING CIGARETTE"

>>22591892
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUpBSvN1a50
Guys I am dissapoint

>>22591917
What about Yes?
Anyone?
Just me?
Okay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJM7TdshUbw

>>22591913
The mental image of this playing out is hilarious, do this.

>>22591913
this one

>>22591913
This.

"Why's that embarrassing? I thought cats liked that shit." you say, popping an unlit cigarette inside your mouth. Bereft of a light, you're content to just let it sit there.

"I'm not a cat!" she says, pouting. "And it's a...I'd rather not talk about it" she says, blushing. "My name Namiko, by the way." she says, smiling.

The Reptilegirl walks back into the room, throwing you your M16. "Come on." she says gruffly. "You need to begin training." shit, it's boot all-fucking-over.

>>22591975
"Don't just chuck this thing. It's fucking fragile."

>>22591975
Hold on now Lizardtits, I already went through Basic once, why do you think I want to do it again?

>>22591975

"Cute name, for a slant-eyed Jap. I remember Pearl Harbour."

Check gun. "You find the chopper?"

>>22591975
Ack, forgot the tripfagging again

>>22591975
Oh shit, that's not an M16A1. Hope we have some toast for all this jam.

>>22591975
"I'll see you later Namiko. But I'm not going to stop petting you unless you explain exactly why, you obviously enjoy it and it's cute."

>>22591975
Great. Boop camp again.

AND DON'T THROW THAT. It jams enough as-is!

>>22591975
Fuck you, lizzbitch, that rifle is worth more to me than your whole damned freak show of a wherever the fuck I am.

>>22591917
>>22591783
>>22591742
>>22591675
>>22591593


h-h-here i g-go...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jftmXemXzKU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAmfoWlI-ng

d-did I do it right guys?

guys?

>>22592037
Cmon, we are a fucking soldier, not some stuttering little gradeschooler. Just give her tail a stroke on the way out and leave it at that.

>>22591975
"HEY! Careful with that fucking thing. It's my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine." Go pick it up "It's my best friend, my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I'm useless." Check how much ammo is in it.

Holy fuck, don't throw this thing!" you say, concerned. "It jams enough as it is! Now I don't even have a damn toothbrush to scrub it down with! and why am I going through basic again?"

"Not basics," Lizardtits (as you've taken to calling her) says. "The beginning of your magic training."

>>22592085
What are you, some kind of commie faggot?

>>22592105
Remind us again why we need magic when we've got some five-point-fiddy-six? I mean, we're a Goddamn patriot. We trust American-made firepower (even if it is jammy as fuck) over magic.

>>22592105
But I already know how to pull a quarter of some kids ear.

>>22592085
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAmfoWlI-ng
The fuck? Where's the guitar?

>>22592105
Oh joy of joys, I cant wait to throw some fucking chicken bones in a fire and tell you whether or not you'll ever get married.

>>22592145
fukkin lol

>>22592145
Damn, iceburn. Go with this.

>>22592134
This.

American lead > some gook magic

>>22592105
"Just teach us enough voodoo to unjam the gun. Generate bullets and maybe summon a fucking chopper."

"Oh joy of joys, I cant wait to throw some fucking chicken bones in a fire and tell you whether or not you'll ever get married." you say, walking outside. Now that you think about it, you are out of shape. Very out of shape. You can't nutkick Hitler back to Nuremburg if you can barely take aim with your rifle.

>>22592200
How much ammo do we have again? I doubt we can afford target practice.

>>22592200
Anon is hungry

feed Anon

>>22592200
So. what voodoo ritual will unjam the gun and get us some ammo?

Teach us that and we're done here.

>>22592200
How long were we out? why are we so weak?

>>22592226
Yes. First, food.

"Hey, how long was I out?" you ask, walking along with them.

"Two months, we fed you through magic!" Namiko says, leading you out. Well that explains why you're so weak. And goddamn hungry.

>>22592224
Three frag grenades, thirteen rounds of .45 ACP, 180 rounds of 5.56 in twenty-rounders, a combat knife, and a smoke grenade.

>>22592345
Fuck no we can't afford target practice.

Food nao.

>>22592345
I require potatoes and bacon.

>>22592408
>potatoes
Fuck off back to Russia. We eat metal and drink mud. Puts hair on your balls.

Hey guys, I'm gonna wrap it up here for tonight. I'll be doing this again on Friday at 7, if anyone wants to come.

>>22592495
Got it, OP. I'll be waiting.

For another glorious edition of GOOD MORNING, VIETNYAN!

>>22592442
So, you're just gonna let those commies have the manliest vegetable in the world? What are you, some kinda draft dodging pussy?

>>22592533
>nyan
This won't become a thing, will it?

>>22592586
That's what I listed it as in the archives.

IT'S TOO LATE! WE'RE IN 'NYAN NOW, SON.

>>22592495
as long as we get gun-powers, and not shitty traditional magic powers, I'm in

>oalsash zoologist
yeah, we're gonna need that for sexing up the catgirls

>>22592586
It was a thing before the quest started, anon.

>>22592667
>>22592618
It's like the worst part of catgirls though.

>>22592706
I know. But it's a pun. And it works.

Ssssssssssssh. Sssssh.

>>22592495
But I wasn't done berating lizardtits.

>>22592706
its the onomateopieaa (sp?) of cat-noise in Japaneses. Considering the modern catgirl (nekomimi) was created by them, I think you might have to get the fuck over it

>>22592767
>>22592743
meow, you have got to be kitten me.

>>22592706
No, I'm literally serious. OP got the idea in a Quest General thread and we started calling it Vietnyan.
See>>22588797

>>22592649
Sex all the monstergirls

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>>22592793
Its been called Vietnyan since the derail of the anon-kun quest that started this whole thing.

>>22592858
Oh, I was there for that one. So we're also bleeding out on a battlefield in vietnam somewhere?

>>22588695
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOfrnKqk3zw
why isn't everyone in this thread listening to this song?

>>22592914
or this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozpdBvB0hek

>>22593025
>big and rich
What
Get educated, son.
>>22591955
>>22591917
>>22591783
>>22591742
>>22591675
>>22591593