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Richard Fontaine is back! And he invading the school of the supernatural!
Previous thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22551419/
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Time to put on a pot of tea.
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>>22564151
I'll get the crumpets.
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This is the greatest character to ever be created by a fa/tg/uy. Consider him stolen for use in the next game I'm in.

I just hope that I can make such classy innuendos.
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>>22564145
Furiousmasturbation.png
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So....what the fuck am I reading? Did I miss something?
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>>22564365
Only the origins of the greatest derailment of shitty freeform RPs ever.

Check the previous thread.
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>>22564365
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/22551419

For your reading pleasure, the precursor to out performance.
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So give me a summary of what happened last thread.
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>>22564414
Carefully-crafted innuendos and dick-jokes, meant to mercilessly troll a gaggle of 13-year-olds on a freeform RP site.

I mean, even the character's name is a joke! Richard Fontaine!

Dick Fountain
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Switching back.
It turns out tsundere Hades fag is back!
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So this guy is about dick jokes?
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Waiting patiently.
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>>22564498
No.

This is about well-crafted innuendos with involve numerous /tg/ in-jokes and carefully-constructed dick jokes that are disguised as exceptionally well-written posts.

The scary thing is? Richard Fontaine is easily the most well-written of all of these characters on these RP sites.
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>>22564479
>601x744
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>>22564542
>blunt cudgel
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>>22564542
My good man, you are truly a god among men.

You could have the faggiest of trips, and yet you would still be among those who represent the most, the best, the brightest of this board.
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>>22564574
>flaccid
>merely a blunt cudgel
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>>22564542
>idly draw his sword out and started polishing it
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Back to the school. Apparently the rest of everyone is flying to a waterfall while protected by indestructible shields.
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>>22564622
Magnificent bastard sword
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>>22564622
I see what you did there.
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>>22564285
>HARMONY HARMONY OH!
you magnificent bastard.
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>>22564542
>I'm sure it'll wash out
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>>22564622
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>>22564810

Old men old men running the world
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>lex has joined
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>>22564810
>Emperors of Rome and the Kings of Greece

HEY-OH!
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>>22564810
I fucking love you.
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>>22564876
>though it has only one gate, unlike us

OH NO YOU DIDN'T YOU BRILLIANT BASTARD
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>>22564862
I think he knows.
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>>22564876
>Though it has only one gate, unlike us.

Are you saying what I think you are saying?
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>>22564912
I actually couldn't decipher that one, I got the hemipenes joke, but missed that part
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>>22564944
Devil May Cry, not bad.
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>>22564479

I hate this mon guy so much, but the way he acts so tsundere towards Richard is just amazing.
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Hopefully, if anybody tries to call you on all the insinuation, you'll play completely dumb.

If you can actually convince some folks that you're just completely naive and THEY'RE the ones imagining the sex stuff, you win.
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>>22564979
If anybody actually bothers to find out the medical term for boner, we're fucked.
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>>22564944
HAHAHAHA AWESOME!
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>>22564951
Cloaka.
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>>22565074
no no, bathe and purify TOGETHER. In the spirit of "sportsmanship" between men
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>>22565074
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What's the setting? And the main character's background?
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>>22565118
Setting: Mary Sue freeform RPG thread
Background: PENIS
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>>22565118
Background: He shall pierce the heavens.
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>>22565087
If that other guy's caught on and joined in, perhaps you can use REAL MEN RIDE EACHOTHER to go cruising for the women.

"Check out my ride, baby..."
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>>22565135
Actually the setting is a freeform Percy Jackson RPG forum. The MC is a son of Priapus, the god of male genitalia (and gardens, but who cares about gardens).

His covert dick jokes are incredible. I am amazed noone figured him out already.
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>>22565154
Forgot obvious image to go with it.
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>>22565212
>sacred band of Thebes
>itbegins.jpg
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Listen to this while reading the posts.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MC0G-Lbuuk
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>>22565212
ahahahahaha
oh god.
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Fuck, archived the wrong thread. Everybody go onto suptg and downvote it.
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>>22565212
My god, its beautiful.
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>>22565212
>sacred band of Thebes

Oh...

Oh sweet merciful Lord. My sides, sir. My sides have not recovered from last night! Have you no decency, sir? At long last, have you no decency?

Nah, I'm fucking with you. I don't need my sides.
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>>22565212
You are bringing the Sacred band in this. This might have been your undoing, because if he searches for this on wikipedia: ... consisting of 150 pairs of male lovers which formed the elite force of the Theban army.

But who knows, maybe he is too stupid for that.
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>>22565104
Get out of here STALKER.
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Oh God this thread.
I love you.
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>>22565268
Maybe he'll think it means that ol' Dick wants to team up and fight stuff and be totally oblivious?
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>>22565268
At any time they could have Googled priapus and found out he is the god of dicks. I don't see this being more of a risk than that.
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>>22565294
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>>22565212
Oh God, please let him be oblivious and not google it. Please. Actually, no, let him find out. I want to see how he reacts and you showing this guy some old school Theban loving.
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>>22565294
you are a god amongst anons, OP.
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>>22565268
The greatest, elite warriors of the Theban Army fought as pairs, with synchronized bodies, minds and souls...

that's one way to spin it.
The important thing is that this be the result
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>>22565307
Well yeah, but as far as i know priapus exists in Percy Jackson as the god of gardens (he is that, too). So they just assume they know what priapus is already.

But the Sacred Band? I doubt that.

Also, found the forum, i am reading in real time now.
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>>22565294
I'm tempted to join up as a daughter of a female goddess, just for shits and giggles.
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>>22565294

>slam and jam

YOUUUUUUUUUUU FFFFFFFUCKING KING
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>>22565346
Too many chef spoil the stew.
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>>22565360
True, and the man already has enough straight men to last him a while.
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>>22565342
I thought reading in real time was a good idea so I decided to try and find it, but that terrible website design and massive signatures. About 10% of the space on the webpage is for the actual roleplaying, it's absurd.
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Are we allowed to join in on this habidashery?
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Back to Supernatural school
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>>22565443
>Incest jokes about Priapus
>40k jokes
>Blade Runner jokes.

YOU ARE A GOD AMONGST MERE MORTAL MEN.
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>>22565443

That nividia bit got me good
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>>22565443

A wink towards /v/. Man, I freaking love you.
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>>22565443
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>>22565443
Good god. This man is my hero.
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>>22565471
He is all of our heroes, Anon.

He is not the hero we deserve. But he is our hero.
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>>22565439
See >>22565360
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>>22565443
You should be crowned a king among trolls, for you troll with a grace and style unknown to the lesser troll-masses.
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>>22565443
He is our champion.
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>>22565443
What's the other joke? I get the nvidia one.
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>>22565530
>feels
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>>22565530
There's some Dawn of War paraphrasing.
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Properly archived, since the last one was for the wrong thread.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22564075/
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>>22565530
There's the "warp overtaking me", with incest undertones for good measure.
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>>22565530
Blade runner reference (...on fire off the shoulder...glitter...near the...gate, all these moments will be lost in time, like tears in the <cough>, rain)

A Good Pain is a reference too
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>>22565530
I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME! IT IS A GOOD PAIN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55s0X2X9kVA
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>>22565530
>Forcing his "strength" through Dick, ifyaknowwhatImean
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=O03WLn8SzaE#t=29s
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=YOphFl88U-g#t=24s
>AND DEM FEELS
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>>22565585
Hades kid stares poker faced alot. Also he luuuurvs him some meditating. He's like an anime gone horribly wrong.
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>>22565585
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANAL
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>>22565585
What's that last bit referencing? I can't quite place it.
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>>22565585
>mfw I figured out that he's talking about goatse
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>>22565620
Swordwalker
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>>22565631
HOLY FUCK
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>>22565620
i'd draw you a picture, but I'd probably get banned/
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>>22565631
This is the single greatest thread on 4chan at this moment in time.
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Somebody has got to archive this before it's too late.
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>>22565647
I get the whole asshole thing, but that "speak softly and listen to the echoes in the void" bit sounded like a reference to something different.
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>>22565685

I already did: >>22565581
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>>22565687
I'd say EYE: DIVINE CYBERMACY but it was probably also a reference to something different in that
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>>22565443

>>I can feel it overtake me, though it is a good pain.

>>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Nvidia Cogitators on fire off the shoulder of Noegaemes.
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>>22565687
>speak softly and listen to the echoes in the void
Maybe it was just a reference to goatse's circumference reaching echo-inducing size
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Damn, this pussy is playing hard to get!
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>>22565673
If I had to choose a single thread as /tg/'s enduring legacy, I would be honored to use this as an example.
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Vote it up! The correct one is on top.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
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>>22565585
>implying white has only kings
>implying you can resign after your king dies
>implying that metaphor makes any kind of sense
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>>22565706
Ah yes, that sounds about right.
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In case it hasn't been posted yet, the thread in between the sup/tg/ linked to in OP and this one:

>http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/22555259/#22555259
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>>22565735
>Dr Rollso
>Propane
My sides are no longer on this mortal plane. His obliviousness to these innuendos is delicious.
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Back to the school
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>>22565840
>2013
>Implying you can outrun the God of Dicks
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>>22565840
BUT DOLPHINS RAPE
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>>22565840
>dolphin rape
you glorious...
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>>22565840
dolphin rape caves incoming
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>>22565840
Motherfucking dolphins. Genius.
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>>22565840
>Dolphin rape references
Good god, man. How many different innuendos could a single man possibly come up with?
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>>22565840

You son of a bitch.

You GLORIOUS son of a bitch.
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>>22565585
>To be denied of the many doors we all carry within ourselves
>See the true caverns of secrets within each of us
Oh god I can't breathe!
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I stumbled upon my thread /tg/. And I read it all.
Now I don't know what I am feeling. Tell me what this feel is.
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>>22565868
she wants the dick
you know what you have to do
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All of these characters he interacts with need to roll for anal circumference.
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>>22565900
It is glorious feel of fantastic action of one of your brethren. Feel it with pride.
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>>22565900
The Greeks had a word for it, Virtus.
/m/ had a word for it, GAR.
I have a word for it, Brilliance.
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>>22565905
Avoid this terrible future the only way you know how!
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>>22565905
I think she isn't replying to him. This thread is more chaotic than the other one.
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>>22565900
What you feel is love filling your insides, anon, making your prostate grow three sizes this day.
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>>22565985
>10000 suns
By the goddess, I AM ENTIRELY SIDES.
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This thread is making me burn calories through sidepain.
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>>22565985
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>>22565985
Someone call the sidesmith!
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>this thread
>my face
>my sides
OP if this is any indication you will go on to do great things.

ps. i can't wait to see what happens when he find's out.
song related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ083oCeZbQ
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He asked and got a reply
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>>22566130
You'll ride for peace, alright.
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>>22566064

Did we ever get sauce on that comic?
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>>22566130

>OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE THAT YOUR EYES ARE OPEN, SON OF HADES
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>>22566130
>that Luca Turili reference
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX1jHBujX14
My face and sides hurts from your shenanigans.
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Oh shit, I'm reading the thread in the forum and some guys just joined. He's the son of Aristaeus.

And you know what that means...
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You're one cheeky man, Richard.
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>>22566156
Taking Shelter from the Storm by loli artist Boku.
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>>22566244
BBBBEEEESSSSS!
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This is the only proper way to play freeform RP.
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>>22566283
AUGHARHAREH MY EYES I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR HONEY
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>>22566244
>Aristaeus
>BEEEEEES

I'm suspecting we may have an extra chef in the kitchen.
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>>22566283
>>22566300

Also cheese!

btw site is down.
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>>22566300

Agreed.

If Aristaeus is a fa/tg/uy, please just stand back and let the master do his work.
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>>22566300
Or maybe somebody actually just wants to join.
Haha yeah right which one of you faggots is this
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>>22566300
Damn it, too many chefs making the same soup is not a good idea.
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>>22566300
Okay, which one of you guys did this?

That cook reference is pretty much giving, ya know.
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>>22566335
GODDAMMIT

WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS DID THIS?

Seriously, this is why we can't have nice things.
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>>22566335
i dont get the reference
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Aristaeus dude, hear me for a moment.

Right now Richard is pursuing Hades dude, so you go with Lex.
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>>22566335

Dude, back the fuck off.
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As long as this new faggot stays out of the way, I'm cool with it.
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>>22566335
William, william william william.

Do not.

I repeat.

Do not work at the same counter as the other cook.

YOU'RE A GOOD COOK, YOU MUST KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
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Hey guys can I RP too?
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>>22566373
I need to go guys. I'll be back!
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Dudes, bros, we went pretty ballistic on that bee-man.

What if he's just another crappy character? What if we lost ability to distinguish Mary Sue's from joke characters?
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>>22566404

Do it at a respectful distance, and tone it down a ways.

Maybe join his Thebes Band later, with your Bees. Maybe.

Practice subtlety.
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I think whoever did this is purposely trolling us. Assuming it's not just a shitty bee-based Mary Sue.
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>>22566419
"You do not belong in the underworld, Richard. Get out of here!"

>No.
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>>22565900
Pride, son. Pride.
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>>22566419
WHAT ARE YOU DOING RICHARD, THIS IS THE UNDERWORLD. GO HOME, YOU'RE DRUNK
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>>22566442
This.
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Shit, KidzWorld is down for me.
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>>22566431
Not actual Bee-guy, just wanted an excuse to post the Pain
also BEEEEEEEEEEES!
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>>22566419
it would be hilarious if he called a ghost out on owing him money, causing him to pursue it to get his 20 bucks
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>>22566419
>RIIIIICHARD(s)
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>>22566419
Why are these guys so horrible.
>join up in an rp forum to rp with others
>rp an antisocial guy who generally doesn't hang out with anyone and spends his time doing solitary things, rping by himself and driving away anyone who'd be willing to join up
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>>22566430
But... bees? Really?
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>>22566442
"Richard pls go"

"no"
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>>22566488
No.
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>>22566494
Welcome to shitty freeform RP.
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>>22566494

I think he's supposed to look cool so other players try to talk to him.
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>>22566430

His only powers are summoning Bees and cheese.
Clearly, he should make a grand entrance on a floating bed of cheese, surrounded by his royal court of Bees.
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>>22566419
>inb4 metaphorically graphic description of Richard being raped by ghosts.
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We may have good laughs out of these people, but they are happy in their ignorance. I mean, do you remember your earliest RPG/freeform RP game? They weren't perfect, they were full of plotholes, bad grammar and overpowered characters with crawling in their skin, but they still were fun to play.

Though yeah, these guys are separate class of shitty.
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>>22564622
>The Night Train has arrived.
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>>22566534
My earliest RPs were at 16, I was a massive retard... and I was not this obliviously bad.
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>>22566430
He's the god of cheese and bees.
Face it, mang, he HAS to be a fishmalk.
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>>22566566
you mean, a beemalk
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>>22566566
I'm going to again say this is someone just trying to spite us.
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>>22566419
I seriously hope you will
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>>22566130
Did... did you just sneak a Legend of Steel reference in there?
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>>22566609
OP is fuckin amazing like that shit. References include
>DOOM
>40k
>Blade Runner
>STALKER
>Power Metal
>Obscure greek mythology
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Someone has to make a 1d4 page for this. Full transcriptions, or pictures. I'll get on it if nobody else is up for it.
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>>22566668

Godspeed.
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>>22566668
Go got it. Richard Fontaine shall join our legion of honoured heros.
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>>22566699
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Richard_Fontaine

Not sure exactly how to format it, but I'll try my best.
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>>22566743

It will be a learning experience.

Now go and make a page worthy of Oscar and Alphonse Kapown.
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>>22564876
>IT reeks it burns! Like Hellfire!

Fucking Doomguy reference oh my lawd
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>>22566442
"And leave you behind? WE RIDE AS ONE TOGETHER"
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>>22566809
"WE RIDE TOGETHER, WE DIE TOGETHER"
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>>22566765

I just checked, and it appears that Kapown himself lacks a page. Right along with Obed Marsh the Starpact Warlock, zombie raft maker, mountain-destroyer, /tg/ poster boy for preparedness and planning, and likely point of origin for my Dragonborn fetish.

This is an incalculable outrage.
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>>22566839

What the fuck.

Is elf-slayer there? I need to go check...
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>>22566765
Right now the page looks like a mess. I really need ideas how to format something as unique as a series of select forum posts while keeping context.
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>>22566839
Often OCs aren't posted, because of no-fun allowed creating hate for OCs and killing momentum.
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>>22566859

Nope, also there's no Assholia article.

What a shame.

>>22566885

Well, you could start with a descrition of his character. Look at his character sheet in the last thread.

Maybe a short description of secondary characters (Okeanos, Lex, and maybe the son of Aristaeus, but he still needs to prove himself worthy)
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>>22566984

This must be corrected.

The Jonias Dragonraper page also, notably, lacks any copypasta or description of how the character came about. This galls me.
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O hey, what's going on in this thread.

...Oh, O my.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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Gosh, where has our hero gone, and what will happen now that he's gone to hell?
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>>22567451

He fell into the underworld.

Coming next, Okeanos and Richard's adventure in Hades!
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>>22567489
Okay.
The suspense is killing me!
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>>22567517
The pressure, the shear, pulsating power is building inside me!

Its too much to contain!
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>>22567451
He will explore deep cavern of warm and wet hell.
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http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Richard_Fontaine

Looking better, but help would be greatly appreciated seeing as I am leaving in about 30 minutes.
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>>22567451
He and his close companions will dauntlessly thrust themselves into perilous unexplored crevices.
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>Beggining
Oh lawdy
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>>22567634
I'm sure they will find many barriers to break through, spilling the blood of the innocent as they tear away at the walls of their confines.
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Oh lawdy: Prime beef fresh from the School For The Supernatural:
(My new characters
Name: Grell #########
Age:17
Gender:Male
Supernatural: He is in the real body of Aldren Ivanovitch, but an anthropophagus, but his main supernatural being is a cross breed of a Behemoth and a Basilisk.
Perso: The same as Aldren, only kinder.
Appearance: He looks exactly like Aldren, only if you look closely his eyes are yellow instead of red.
Special skill?: Looking into his eye kills you, so he wears shades. He is immune to mind weapons, so you cannot control him by any means. He also can morph into a large winged basilisk.
Other:
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>>22567758
don't fuck this up, if you do I'll hunt you down and kill you.
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>>22567746
None shall be able to withstand their rapacious advance, as they plow into their opponents, striking them again and again and again.
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>>22567811
No no, I'm saying this was on that.
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>>22567811
Anon, I do believe he was just showing us a new Mary Sue character some poor deluded child had just made.
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>>22567758

>if you look closely his eyes are yellow instead of red.
>Looking into his eye kills you
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>>22567854
It's impossible to tell the difference sometimes.
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>>22567547
>>22567567
>>22567634
>>22567746
>>22567836
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>>22567888
So maybe you can see his eyes in the mirror?
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>>22567893
I was just trying to show you what some poor deluded child had just made.
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>>22567758
>Perso: The same as Aldren, only kinder.

So, he's like chocolate?
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>>22567958
SURPRISE
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>>22567758
>Aldren Ivanovitch
Ivan did you done?
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I know we just got over the rage about bee-guy but... Look what just appeared.

I'm actually not so sure about this one...
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>>22567958
How much of a bastard must this Aldren guy be if this dude who EATS PEOPLE is a better person than him?
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>>22568090

I can see it.

Richard gets a look at the blue eye under it's effects, only to act exactly the same as always.
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>>22568127

And falls under it's effects*
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>>22568090
If this is one of us, they went deep cover.
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>>22568090
>fond of horses and centaurs
I see where this is going...
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>>22568157
>mary sue thread
>character named mary
not that far.
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>>22568159
She needs Richard to set her straight! VERY STRAIGHT!
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>>22568090
Wow. If this truly is one of us, and I doubt it is, they really went for it. The whole hog. Spelling mistakes, kawaii picture, love of horses, pseudo-french persona. I fear that if he is one of ours we may have lost him...
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>>22568090
And so the prophecy has come to be...
"Cheese, and bees, and Mary Sue,
Are all it takes to spoil the stew."
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>>22568157
No. This hits toooo many alarm bells. This is one of us. I'd put money on it.
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>>22568238
>This is their first post
>"Fond of horses"
>Character is named Mary
Uh-huh.
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>>22568238

Gaze into the Sue, and the Sue gazes into you?
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>>22568238
That's a Homestuck avatar. Considering the type of horse jokes that comic is fond of, this could be interesting.

If there wasn't already some goddamn innuendo master in the thread. Everybody else should just keep their hands off and be satisfied watching magic happen.
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>>22568090
i dont know, ive been on sites like this before, looks legit
theyve even entered another rp
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>>22568090
Well, whether they're legit or not, they're also posting in another rp on the same site it seems (3 posts but only 1 on Camp Halfblood). So we'll just have to see
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What if we start a rp then populate it with our own and subtly harass or confuse the one normal person who enters?
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>>22568584
That actually sounds fun.
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I just realized OP's name is Dick Fountain.
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>>22568584
NO! I know it is tempting. But don't. We must let Richard have this glory.
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>>22568610
Not this RP, but start our own RP.
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>>22568584
We could also find an already existing rp, one with a small population, and slowly invade with more /tg/ characters, until the previous population becomes a minority, the mods lose all control and everyone is confused as fuck.
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>>22568610
but it wouldnt be the same thread
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>>22568584
...Huh.

We'd need a way to verify they weren't of /tg/, though.

I guess if someone who seemed to be an already active member of that community was posting, that'd do it.

But let us not do it among this community. Let us find another freeform RP site.
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>>22568619

With black-jack, and hookers!
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>>22568610
Yeah, do our own.

None of us is worthy to tread the ground Richard treads. His quest is his own.
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>>22568584
Exactly all exploits must be like a nice polygamist porn film, one dick, many pussies. One more dick and it may as well turn into gayporn.

Always remember that when a man is attempting art, let him attempt it alone, the best things are conceived alone.
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>>22568610

I'd say this needs to happen more often though. Just once in a while, a man of pure innuendo and ham turns a Mary Sue fest into something awesome.
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>>22568628

Yes, I recommend we give Richard wide berth, find our own free-form site...

And stage the /tg/ invasion.

That'll keep us entertained until Richard returns.
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>>22568624
we did that a few months back with dwarves on a few free form sites and we also did it with all grey knights on some random freeform forum.
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>>22568662
So why not do it again?

Okay, so we've covered Dorfs and Grey Knights... what's next - Catgirls? Bears?
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>>22568662
LET'S DOOOOOOO IT
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>>22568679
I would but I have to get ready for work, maybe later.
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>>22568662
Aha, I could see space marines working. We'll attract lots of 40kids, and we can just stuff it full of homoerotic tension.
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>>22568679
lets fucking do this
i know this other terrible rp site if you want to leave richard's alone
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>>22568662
>dwarves

HAIL
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>>22568701
Cool beans man
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>>22568701
And the topic of that rp site is what? Harry Potter? Twilight? Furries?
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>>22568701
What forum? are we talking Gaia-tier? Byond? Furries?
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>>22568090
>She's got one brown eye
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>>22568701
How populated is it? A little? A lot? Furries?
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It would seem TG plots a full scale Crusade. We have not committed to such an act since the crusade of the Tech-priests.
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>>22568701
But if we are doing this, we can't all just suddenly make new accounts at once. Flooding it would just create mistrust and bannings and a blockade on new members. We should stagger our account creation somewhat.
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>>22567630
Also, to the guy who was doing the wiki page:
All you really need to do is upload a gallery of all Richard's images. The story pretty much tells itself.
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>>22568792
I remember it well
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>>22568800
i already have an account so i could lead the brigade

im having trouble remembering what the site was called
it was kind of a pet collecting site that had forums with a shitton of dragon and wolf and justin beiber rps it was pure gold
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>>22568800
Additionally, we'll want to spread out our activity across a large number of threads. This has the dual benefit of both increasing our post counts quickly and camouflaging our activities.
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>>22568800

That's why I suggest less of a crusade and more one man armies. Instead of building or invading one board, we scatter to the furthest corners of the internet, seeking out Mary Sue ridden RP boards, and bringing innuendo, ham, and glory to their dark corners! Then we shall return to /tg/, and regale each other with stories of our conquests and hilarity!

>>22568829

Neopets?
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>>22568829
found it
chickensmoothie.com
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>>22568856
>neopets
Oh man, the memories. I didn't find the design of any of the pets to be cool, aside from Lupes, so I ended up with like 5 of them every damn time.
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>>22568829
>>22568800
>>22568837
>>22568856
Inspired by acts of noble heroism and trolling sacrifice, /tg/ readies itself to launch a crusade across the breadth of the internet. For the glory of Lord Richard Fontaine!
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>>22568856
>Neopets
The average user there is 10 years old. Going after them would just be a dickmove.
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>>22568856
I've screwed around on Byond before. That shit was fun.
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>>22568864
Oh wow. I just went there to look at the site interface. And wow. It's perfect.
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>>22568897
Byond is byond hope, anon. The only good thing to come out of that place is SS13
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>>22568856
Let's find a board first and let general apathy stagger how quickly people join.
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>>22568864
Let's go
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>>22568908
oh man i found one of my old rps
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=673212
i cant believe they took me seriously
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Just woke up and thought I would check tg with my morning coffee and smoke. I have to agree with >>22568894 Neopets is a childrens site its sponsored by nickolodeon for gods sake. For the first time in the 3 or so years I have been on this board I am ashamed of you people, dont stoop to that your supposed to be better than this tg and we both know it.
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Oh shit, is it time for another crusade?

Shall it be dorfs this time, or something new?
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>>22568864
>chickensmoothie.com

Aha, a site to troll..

>Goes to site

OHGODITBURNS

I'm not sure I can handle this, guys.
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>>22569043
Yeah... Maybe we should find something else. The issue is, Kidz World is perfect. They get new members constantly, it's easy to troll, and there's plenty of stupid with plenty of anonymity. It's a gold mine for a crusade... But our dear friend Richard has taken it for himself!
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>>22569060
roleplayersguild has a free rp section that would be exploitable
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>>22569060
Easy solution, we avoid his working area.
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>>22569043
>>22569060
Chickensmoothie shall have to do.

Now I need an idea for a sue...
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>>22569013

As the person who originally said Neopets (>>22568856), I feel I should clarify, I was merely trying to guess the site >>22568829 was referring to (it was literally the 1st one that sprang to mind based on the description). Unfortunately, given the rest of my post it could have been construed that my post was suggesting them as a potential target, which was never my intent. As >>22568894 points out, going after them would be a dick move.
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>>22569079
I know it's not a forum RP, but...
Habbo? Or maybe Gaiaonline?
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>>22569060
It might be that I'm still a tad butthurt over the plagiarism thing, but I think RPnation seems like a decent site to mess with.
The particular game I was having conflict in is run by a bitch of a GM who's just asking for some people to fuck with her picture perfect game.
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>>22569095

The first is /b/ property...
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>>22569095
Habbo bans fucking everybody these days. And our bodies are not ready for Gaia.
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>>22569079
>>22569095
chickensmoothie is excellent there are actually rps about celebrities like justin beiber and all the fun stuff like harry potter and percy jackson, and a fuckton of animal rps

you can pretty much do anything
is chickensmoothie agreed upon? i could start one that exaggerates welcoming newbies
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>>22569114
Alriiiiiight. Ugh. Make it not be animals, or celebrities. Maybe something like Star Wars.
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>>22569114
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>>22568864
>trolling website
Oh hey, may as well check it out, might just be full of kids who don't know bett-
>70,000 members
>Pay real world money for CHICKEN DOLLARS for site items
>Only ones allowed to post on forums are those over 13
>FUCKING CHICKEN DOLLARS
Alright, it's on. Since the site doesn't allow anything explicit, I'm gonna have to employ some subtlety. Also interesting note:
>No, each player is only allowed to have one account. You are not allowed to have more than one account for any reason.

Ha. Haha. Hahaha.
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>>22569114
Yeah, let's get this going
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>>22569114
In the name of TG, Forward!
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>>22569114
>>22569133
>>22569136
>>22569139
>>22569146
>>22569156
WE STAND UNITED! INTO THE BREACH ONCE MORE!
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>>22569156
Yes Lord General!
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>>22569114
Shall we stick with the fantasy/fandom roleplay section? It's the section we'll know best.
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>>22569114
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>>22569179
We'll each play to our strengths.
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>>22569179
Make it a LotR one, this should be fun
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>>22569194
Alright, we should start posting account names here so we recognize fellow fa/tg/uys.
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>>22569179
I like this.
>>22569181
>And my ass! Err, axe.
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>>22569203
My, I hadn't considered how hard it would be to make Account names that sound legit.

What would a 15 year old make their account name these days?
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I really hate that you guys do this 15 minutes before I have to leave for work.

Please make this a well documented adventure
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Alright so what/where are we doing?
I'm signed up as "TheImmortalYuna"
Do we just start sowing chaos or...?
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>>22569228
How about instead we have a codephrase? To identify other fa/tg/uys. Perhaps "Where's the ale?"
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>>22569203
Let us coordinate with the anon who posted the link if we can. Judging by >http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=28&amp;t=673212
I'm going to guess you're desikun due to such quotes as "Steve see vampires! Steve greet."
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>>22569203
Im running with "Almagest" should get me under the radar
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Remembrancers! Mark this day down! For glory! For revolution! For trolling!
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>>22569228
Having numbers would help. Shows a lack of originality, and makes you look harmless.
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>>22569245
Are we raiding, or are we making our own to lure others in?
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Fuck man. I tried this once and couldn't bare it. I can't stand reading what they put. It's a struggle reading their posts just so I can read the pure gold plated latnium that is your replies.

However, your best bit I've read before this post was your comment that the water in the waterfall pool was radioactive and how it wouldn't go well for you. I knew, right then, super powers would exist and you'd probably do something awesome.

What I think is needed is a few more people with decent writing skills to go join him and play off him. Perhaps one who is trying to keep Dick in the game and one who starts doing unbelievably stupid shit to get rid of him.

I would do it, but as I said, I can't stand reading the stuff they put.

However, I am thinking, if somebody could be so kind, of turning this into a proper story. As if I was writing it myself. I think the result would be spectacular, even with my shitty skills. I'd keep Dicks stuff in and try to tidy up the others stuff so it's bearable but readable.

It's a thought..... But would need the same story posts together.... But I suppose I'd need the rest of the story... Might need to fill that in.
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>>22569265
Our own. Like spiders.
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>>22569266
bear* not bare. Just woken up.
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>>22569203
PapaTony reporting in
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ok hows this

www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=1618949
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>>22569114
>butterflywolves
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>inb4 the entire thing devolves into shitty attemps of trolling

Don't get me wrong, I'd like this crusade to succeed, but maybe we should try to do some quality roleplaying and impr-fuck, who am I kidding? Let's do this shit.

>>22569228

I wonder if they still mae Sasuke accounts.
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>>22569268
Ok, someone make a "THE HOBBIT FREEFORM RPG" we all rp as spiders and eat everyone.
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>>22569246
I went full hog with "Immortal_Soul_13"
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>>22569298
Yep, Im going in
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>>22569318
Or RP as petty, unadventurey asshole hobbits. Like a billion Sackville-Bagginses.
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Morrture standing ready.
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>>22569253
I have at my command an entire battle group of fa/tg/uys. An entire regiment, including Neckbeards, trolls, Dorfs, Bears, Monstergirls and Angry Marines. Over half a dozen fighting men are mine to command. Emperor show mercy to the Mary Sues that stand against me, for I shall not.
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You have my throbbing hunger for trolling.

I shall be running as xokawaijcjaneco.

Yes, after the pornstar. Though I don't any outsider will pick up on it for a while, if ever.
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>>22569298
>>22569298
All proceed to this thread?
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I'm having some Vietnam flashbacks of Gaia Online... by the gods. Sad thing is, it makes this easier to pull off.
May Odin have mercy on my soul.

>Cheza492 reporting in.
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>>22569375
May the Emperor be at your side, milord.

And may the drawfags draw this sight so that all can behold its wonder!
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>>22569423
go go go
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>>22569423
Onward!
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>>22569423
>>22569426
>>22569441
Just remember that you have to make a post introducing yourself in the introductions forum. Once you've been replied to by a mod, you're good to go.
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>>22568821
You know, I managed to, with bait and kind words, lure my sides back into the house. Then I read that and now they've been blasted back down the street somewhere.
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>>22569298
Is this acceptable, or too far?

Name: Urist
Gender: Bearded
Age: 97
Race: Dwarf
Looks: Beardy
Personality: Suffers from strange moods and tantrums
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>>22569494
Oh shit I forgot all about that game!
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>>22569503
He could teach !!Science!!.
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Can I make a mutated khornate worshipper as the Sports teacher?
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>>22569561
yes
try to be subtle initially
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Go forth Elegen/TG/entlemen!!! Go forth in the name of Chaos Undivided, The Emperor, and Gork'n'Mork!
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has anyone even made an introduction post yet
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>>22569594
I have.
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>>22569594
I did then it said it needed mod approval.

Good lord this site terrifies me to my core. All ye who entered, truly ye are the brave.
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>>22569596
Same here
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>>22569594
Me too.
Now we play the waiting game.
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>>22569594

What sort of sick place makes you wait for a mod to okay your intro post? Truly we are in deep, my brethren.
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while we wait
and requests for the rp
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>>22569503
>I already did a Urist
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I don't get this forum, so the entire fantasy school roleplay happens in one thread?
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>>22569665
yes
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>>22569662
*any
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>>22569673

Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

But it might be fun.
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I'm going put this out there again.
Guys.
GUYS.
Listen.
Calm your shorts.
Don't rush anything.
Be careful.
Be subtle.
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And so it begins for me.
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>>22569687
>Users browsing this forum
>lord_over_primarchs
That's not even subtle
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>>22569692
perf
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>>22569692

I want to punch you.


Well done.
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>>22569692
>horse is cupcake
>cancer
I am so looking forward to this now.
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>>22569700
I saw a Jimmy Creed. And a Victor Creed.
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AlphaandOmega reporting in.
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>>22569764
A+

also no matter how organized or funny namefagging right now seems, lets try to avoid it
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>>22569706
Wait until you see my username...
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This isn't even me, just some random forumgoer.
THIS is what we have to contend with.
...
We're in deeper than I thought.
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>>22569811
A great challenge, but TG can handle it.
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>>22569811
Exactly why I chose this site.
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>100 pixel size limit for avatars
>Have to use one from the on-site gallery
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How the hell long do you have to wait for a mod to come along and make sure you're introduction isn't porn?
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>>22569811
It's things like this that make me question what's too obvious.
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Guys I feel the whole waiting for mods shit is dumb. Maybe we should just look for forums that aren't as restrictive.
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>>22569811
This shall test our mettle. But /tg/ stands ready for the challenge.
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>>22569850
a lot of these sites have this or similar
but if you find a good site that doesnt, sure
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>Tom Bombadil
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>>22569862
>>22569843
>>22569842
>>22569850
Chicken smoothie will have to be a long term plan. We'll need a new short term target.
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>>22569850
Judging by the response times, it'll probably take more than an hour for them to respond. Though I personally don't mind waiting.
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>>22569880
pick something from this
http://alphawolf.gotop100.com/
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>>22569850
The tighter the security, the more fulfilling the steal.
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>>22569887
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=86452519
Roblox is some lego simulator or something
anyways forums are pretty lulzy
link related
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>>22569850
There's always rpnation, this bitch in specific if you want to take a look there. Hell, I've already got 10 posts worth of street cred on there; I can vouch for you guys.
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>Hai!! Im Cheza! Im new to the site, but I used to go on Neopets and Gaia alot! I loooove roleplaying (mostly fantasy stuff, like anthros and vampires). I dont no too much about this site but so far I like it becuz of all the cute animals!! :D I love animals, I have 2 cats named Bella and Alice (hehe :P) and a dog named Princess! :D Im a sagitarius, which is cool cuz I love centaurs.
Ummm not sure what else to say haha! If you wanna no more about me, just ask! :)
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>>22569916

Oh, I remember this from yesterday.
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And by the way, we've been over bump limit for a while now.
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Shall we create a new thread then?
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>>22570061
New thread then?
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>>22570083
Yes.
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Now starring: http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=1618949

as Inspired by our spiritual liege, RICHARD FONTAINE!

BROTHERS! PREPARE FOR BATTLE!
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>>22570171
Doing it wrong.
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>>22570083
Link to new thread?
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>>22570171
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just need to wait 20 more seconds
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and finally, here it is

>>22570276
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Rolled 19

Made an account under the name vampyrf81999

To blatant?
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>>22570290
Nup, that's fine
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>Adopt Pets: Butterfly wolves
>BUTTERFLY WOLVES
I'm scared.



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