The gates leading to the billet you've been posted are guarded by a pair of pristine looking, idly running M60A3's, which were both sans crews. The Saudi tankers were all outside of their running vehicles, playing cards and smoking with the policemen who were manning the guard post. They all managed to stiffen into very sloppy positions of attention for the Princess-Lieutenant, but only sneered at 1ARSOF and it's gear.

Speaking of, your vehicles, strikers, and other equipment have almost all undergone complete paint scheme overhauls, save for Siegel's pitch black striker. Booze hound is now in full desert tan, though Nicky's kill markers weren't painted over. It's new armor suite, while almost a completely bolt-on job, looks organic enough to the vehicle itself to not draw enough, if any, attention to your tank.

The billet itself then, is almost wholly open. On the outside, the rather large, boxy two story building looked almost like your old unit's barrack's buildings. It has a roof and an open central courtyard area complete with plastic yard furniture, though that's about where the simularities end. Your 'rec room' looks like a set of looters just made off with everything worth a penny, and your 'kitchen' hasn't been cleaned in what looks like over two years of use. The latrines are in worse condition, which made you fear for the bed rooms. Those were intact, though they were all sans beds or any variety of furniture.

2/3

Oh, and your training of the RSLF's armored elements begins in two days, enough time to clean this dump and make it livable and go over your gear..if you don't sleep. Things just keep getting better and better.

It's a shitty situation, on the whole, but you signed up for it.
What do, Captain?

[] Start pulling cleaning details (list who does what?)
[] Go over your equipment!
[] Other (write in)

>>22551148
>[] Go over your equipment!

wanna be sure all our shit is here and working

>>22551148
[x] Go over your equipment!

The most important thing first. Make sure our stuff made it through the trip all right, and that the Saudis don't get their grubby hands all over it.

>>22551148

[X] Go over your equipment!

First things first.

>>22551148
>[x] Go over your equipment!
>[x] Get the NCO's to set up cleaning details.
Part of the art of command is knowing when the pass the buck to those beneath you. Trust our NCO's to keep the little things running smoothly

>>22551148
[x] Go over your equipment after instructing senior NCOs to get people together for a cleaning detail.

Delegation AND multitasking.

>>22551148
[] Go over your equipment!
Make sure everything traveled well.
Then we can clean up

what is this about?

>>22551315
There is you, in a tank. And then there is the magical tits, magical tanks.

>>22551315
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=MightyM0use

It's called reading.

In a nutshell its alt-universe WWIII with power armored magical girls.

>>22551371
>is the magical tits IN THE magical tanks.
yeah welp.

>>22551315

you know strike witches quest? this is the tank sidequest of the 89' sidequest of it

>>22551386
yes, well having to read nearly a year's worth of threads doesn't really interest me

>>22551459

There are eight including this one.
Quit being lazy.

>>22551459
Then why the hell are you even bothering asking about the quest if you're not even interested in catching up,

>>22551459
The damn title tells you all you need to know!

>>22551148

[X] Go over your equipment

>>22551238
That.

>>22551459

or just read the textfiles, all the story, non of teh chat around

>>22551472
only eight? I thought this was the most recent in that huge series of strike witches quests. Suddenly catching up doesn't seem quite as intimidating.
>>22551484
It's a hassle to read something that may potentially take me days to finish, and take the risk that by the time I finish the quest will be too.
>>22551513
Not really.

>>22551619

just read some backstory, most quests are a easy hop on as they all have new stuff that needs explaining anyways

>>22551619
Yes, really.

>Tank
It's about tanks.
>Witches
And witches.
>quest
It's a quest.
>1989
In the year 1989, which the Abrams also implies.
>-8
Eighth thread.

>>22551619
There are several stand alone quests in the Strike witches universe. This is one of them. Though it seems to be linked to Strike Witches '89 quest due to the MCs being brothers.

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>[] Go over your equipment!

You call Lieutenant Anderson and Nicky over.

“Alright gentlemen, first thing's first. Grab your boys and your gear, start going through it and making sure it works. We'll get around to fixing this dump up in a little bit, but we can't teach nobody nothin' til we know our stuff is all here and in one piece.”

Nicky nods before running to gather the company. You can hear the groans of your tankers who want nothing more to crank the non-existant AC up and go to sleep on their equally non-existant mattresses, but now have to go over their vehicles or rifles. You hear Rockfield shout something at young Nicholas, him profusely apologize, and his sprinting footsteps away from wherever she was. You can't help but smile. What else is there for a 19 year old Abrams gunner to do in a foreign country than get in trouble?

Anderson rubs his stubble thoughtfully, as though he misses his beard. “We personally loaded our stuff, sir. After checking if it's broken, which it probably isn't, I was thinking of taking some people into the city and getting some stuff we'll need. Of course, after accosting General Garrison for an IMPAC card. Wouldn't want to give away our own hard earned money. Cool with you?”

[] “Yep. Here's a list of what we'll need/want. Make sure you talk to the sparklies, don't want them left out.”
[] “Nope. Need my 2IC here in case something happens and we gotta go.”
[] other (write in!)

>>22551715
[X] “Yep. Here's a list of what we'll need/want. Make sure you talk to the sparklies, don't want them left out.”

>>22551472
Whatever happened to the original SWQ?

>>22551715
>[] “Yep. Here's a list of what we'll need/want. Make sure you talk to the sparklies, don't want them left out.”

>>22551715

[X] “Yep. Here's a list of what we'll need/want. Make sure you talk to the sparklies, don't want them left out.”

>>22551715
[] “Yep. Here's a list of what we'll need/want. Make sure you talk to the sparklies, don't want them left out.”

>>22551652
Maybe you could give me a quick rundown of it? All I really know is that the witches are magical little girls strapped in to magical machines.

>>22551756
he still updates infrequently. work and what not is taking time.

>>22551715
[x] “Yep. Here's a list of what we'll need/want. Make sure you talk to the sparklies, don't want them left out.”

>>22551772
Basically this is a continuation of SWQ proper. Except fighting Martians, WWIII is going on between USSR and the USA and allies.

>>22551779
Does he have a time set for the next quest?

>Princess-lieutenant
We do intend to make it entirely, unmistakably clear that we don't give a fuck that she's a princess, right? We need to make sure she stays in line, and I don't want a repeat of miss prissy German bitch.

>>22551818

>Not wanting a second helping of Crazy

It's already on our plate.

And we're not allowed up until we finish it all.

>>22551715
[x] “Yep. Here's a list of what we'll need/want. Make sure you talk to the sparklies, don't want them left out.”

>>22551843
Crazy's all well and good, but not when it could get people killed or jeopardize whatever we're here for. If she refuses to follow orders we have to be ready to sit her down on her sparkly ass.

>>22551817
>Planefag
>Anything resembling a schedule

Hahahahahahahaha.

>>22551869
Aren't we assuming things about the princess too soon? She only had a moment to speak.

>>22551772

ok strike witches quest is about a pilot that flies a p51 with 2 other blokes, they end up in a witch squardon and then find out they have men magic (affinity with engines/guns). though this is a taboo

sw89 is set in 89(duh) but now our pilot is in a 2 seater with a radar witch,

tw89 is with the brother of mc in sw89, but now with tanks instead of planes

>>22551869

No, you don't understand.

The Crazy is already here. We can't stop it. We can't change it. Whatever the Crazy want's, the Crazy is going to get.

Lives? Mission? These are NOTHING to the Crazy.

You should already have accepted that we're probably not going to survive the Crazy, let alone our unit

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>>22551902

>P-51

How embarrassing.

>>22551818
>>22551869
She's not under our command though. Actually, she might not even be part of the armored unit we're supposed to be teaching.

In fact, what are you going to do if she's the one who's supposed to be our liaison with the Saudi military and in effect is out of our command structure and is actually over us?

>>22551818

erry witch in sandniggerstan is adopted in the royal family, but i wouldnt be suprised if they are still a bit distant

>>22551898
From what I gathered based on what diesel said about how the saudis view their witches, I'm just trying to preempt a likely issue with authority she may have. Besides, we're a foreigner in Saudi Arabia, and you should be able to guess how that might end up working out. We need to at least talk to her and find out her level of respect for us.
>>22551929
She's a lieutenant. We outrank her. We are also there to teach her, as previously stated, which means she needs to listen to us.
>>22551930
Exactly my point. We need to see if that's the case and if so, fix it.

>>22551818

It's premature for that. Let's see how Princess Saudi Witch conducts herself first. She may not be the insubordinate cunt Wittmann is.

>>22551925
>>22551902
P-61, not P-51. It's a Widow, not a Mustang.

>>22551925
You have a problem with twin fuselages?

>>22551981

Are you talking about the F-82?

Because, you NEVER go F-82.

>>22551994
F-82 is pretty fucking awesome.

>>22551978

imma engineer, not some planenut

still thanks mate

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>>22552058

Then you shouldn't talk about things you know nothing of.

>>22552058
>engineer
>planenut
Choose two.

>>22552084
Tell that to NavalAnon as he runs his mouth all the time about shit he knows nothing about.

>>22552095

ELECTRIC engineer

i like planes, but i dont know shit (beside that a-10 is awesome and the f35 is a financial disaster)

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>[] “Yep. Here's a list of what we'll need/want. Make sure you talk to the sparklies, don't want them left out.”

You nod while walking towards the door and your very impromptu motor pool. “Go for it, especially if you can get your hands on that delicious IMPAC card. Just make sure you get stuff that everybody needs, including our witches. Yeah? See if you can grab some grub, too. I'm tired of DFAC chow.”

You both make it out to the 'motor pool', where your tankers are running standard checks on their armor. Nicky, predictably, is busy boresighting the Booze Hound's main gun. He doesn't really ever do anything else when you're going over the tank, his job of course being to make sure that when he pulls the trigger, whatever's on the other side dies, and dies a lot.

“Hey el-tee, any chance you can grab something with a cover on it? Like a pop up cover they use at tailgating parties?” You ask, watching your tankers sweat profusely under the brutal sun. It may only be seventy degrees Fahrenheit out, but under the direct sun, and being used to the fairer German weather, it feels like you're in a broiler. Well, there's all that and that Garrison has ordered that if you're not inside your building, that you be in your armor.

Anderson chuckles. “You got it Sir. Anything else?”

>Anything else you in specific want, Captain?

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>>22552153

>F-35 is a financial disaster

Please stop before you embarrass yourself any further.

Or atleast take off your trip before you make incorrect claims

>>22552153
Oh, you are one of *THOSE* engineers.
It's cool, my mom's an EE.

>>22552167
"Buckets full of sun lotion?"

>>22552167
Nylon pantyhose to help keep dust out of guns?

>>22552198

Plenty of sunscreen would be good.

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>>22552023

The only "awesome" F-82 was the P-82C.

Night Fighter.

Had a huge fucking dick.

>>22552167
Sunscreen, sunglasses, a lot of things with the word sun in them are good.

Plenty of bandannas for everyone to wear over our their mouths to keep the dust out. That sort of thing.

>>22552178

it is with all the commissions we have here that research it, we could have had a eurofighter but nooooo the hauge wanted murrican planes,

western faggots

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>>22552280

>Settling for a 4.5 gen when you can have a 5 gen

>>22552280
>choosing a fighter plane made by a country known for their military industrial complex
Yeah, what a terrible idea

>>22552167
Besides sunglasses and sunblock, probably Camelbaks, since they just came out, extra batteries and various sundry items. other than that I dunno.

>>22552299
>>22552280
How about we not debate about cost v. numbers and diminishing returns, and instead focus on the quest?

>>22552167
Sunscreen, bandannas, cleaning supplies, trash bags.

>>22552363

How about you shove a dick in your mouth and stay out of this conversation?

>>22552356
A pallet of bottled water. Tap water isn't safe over there. And see about getting a regular delivery of the stuff.

>>22552299

>implying it isnt going full duke nukem forever
>it takes waaay to long to develop
>it takes waaay more money to build
>not many believe in it anymore
>when it comes out its gonna suck

>>22552363
... Did they have handheld electrical fans in '89? Because if so, i want one. They are awesome.

>>22552345
Problem is said Military Industrial complex is that it's prone to making impractical ideas for a war that's likely never to come (though this is assuming they don't cause one)

Let's not forget what happened to a president (JFK) that tried to reign it in.

>>22552394
An aside, wasn't some of DNF's issues caused by trying to use mechanics from CoD (two weapons only)?

>>22552391
This is very much a good point. We're probably going to have to order those in from USAFE though. Or whatever the Army theater command is.

>>22552425
On that note portable water filters, if they aren't issued already would be essential.

>>22552398

they should have, dont expect shit from the batteries so stockpile on them

makes me wonder if the m1 comes with aircon, and if not how hard it would be to retrofit

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You shrug.

“Eh, just common sense stuff. Sunblock, Sunglasses, et cetera. Beds. And see what you can do about some pallets of water, I don't trust the tap here.”

“Good call, sir. Probably ought to talk to the company about that.” Anderson replies, scribbling onto his notepad. “I'm going to go talk to my guys, then the sparklies. I'll see what I can do about some entertainment, too, that rec room is looking pretty destitute.”

With that, he walks back inside. You, on the other hand, mosey over to the Booze Hound. Nicky is still boresighting, though that doesn't surprise you, as Michael and Hans run over the full warm-up checklist. The batteries are currently trickling life into the starter motor, not too much unlike a diesel. A diesel that runs on jet fuel.

The three of them are working like a well practiced ballet, which isn't too far from the truth. You can't help but feel like you're getting in the way. Every other tank crew is doing about as well, albeit a little slower. Being the firm believer of lead by example that you are, you would have your tank crew awake and running checks at every opportunity. The other tank commanders quickly followed after you won six competitions in a row.

“Um, captain?” You recognize Ooishi's voice behind you.

[] “What's up, corporal?”
[] “Ay sushi.”
[] other.

>>22552589
Corporal.

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>>22552167
Gameboys.

No, seriously. Not only are they good for whiling away the hours before the blops mission we're the cover for comes back to bite us in the ass, they're also useful as bricks and ammunition. Need to knock someone out? Stuff a Gameboy in a sock and bob 'em on the head! Out of shells? Load up a Gameboy; the things are made of Nintendium, hardest substance on Earth, so once you're done blowing people to hell you can get back to that game of Tetris you had going.

Pic related? Oh yes.

>>22552589
[x] “Ay sushi.”

>implying we need to be polite to a sparkly bint

>>22552589

>"Um..."

NO

NOTHING GOOD EVER COMES OUT OF A ENLISTED MAN'S MOUTH WHEN IT STARTS WITH "UM"

>[x]

"WHAT'S HAPPENED?"

[x] “What's up, corporal?”

Let's wait and see what she has to say before starting with the teasing. She might have something serious to talk about.

>>22552589
[x] “What's up, corporal?”

>>22552589
[x] “What's up, corporal?”

>>22552425
You can probably get that scheduled into your supply issue, but you'll need some for now, at least.
>>22552448
Water filtration units would require some water dogs to be detached to you to run them, and a reliable source to filter from. In Iraq, for example, all the water used was filtered and bottled at Joint Base Balad and tapped from a canal the farmers in the area had run from the Tigris.

>>22552419
But all they the US is doing is building is making a kickass gen 5 for the Europeans.

>>22552589

[X] “What's up, corporal?”

>>22552629
>"WHAT'S HAPPENED?"
This, but not in all caps and not as though we're worried.

>>22552589
>[] “Ay sushi

>>22552153

>>22552123
its a time honored tradion, thank you very much Anon-kun

>>22552394
Eh, every modern fighter program has been a clusterfuck, I blame the Marines.

>>22552521
A2s do apparently according to a quick google.


>>22552589
[x]What's up corporal
Greet your tanker, find out info,

>>22552589
>[] “What's up, corporal?”

>>22552618
Too late for that, try not to be so slow next time.

>>22552589
>>22552618
Well fuck.

...Does how we respond to her really matter in this case? I mean, yes chain of command, yes on duty, but she's going to tell us the same thing no matter what.

>>22552589
[x] What happened Corporal?

>>22552686

>I blame the Marines.
I BLAME KOTA

>>22552697

Patience, my friend. There will be opportunities to bestow Sushi with the title of "Honorary One of the Guys" later.

>>22552697
It will affect our relationship with her. She didn't like it when we called her 'Sushi' last time, doing it again will probably annoy her.
It may also affect our options later. Consistently choosing the more professional option has some pretty obvious ramifications for dealing with ROYALTY, ROYALTY EVERYWHERE here in Oilexportistan.

I hope we brought the football with us....for obvious reasons.

>>22552807
fuhbaw

>>22552589
>[x] “What's up, corporal?”

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>>22552807

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>>22552807

>>22551955
>She's a lieutenant. We outrank her.
Which means all of jack and shit if she's not in our chain of command. You don't go ordering around someone else's people just because. You go through channels. And before anyone accuses me of being "no fun allowed", this is a matter of respecting her chain of command and not stepping on their toes. How would we like it if some Saudi Captain started ordering our crew around?
>>22552589
>[] “What's up, corporal?”
>>22552618
I support getting one later. Maybe come Christmas time.

>>22552764
>She didn't like it when we called her 'Sushi' last time
That's what I needed to know, thanks.

>>22552807
>>22552824
>>22552830
>>22552910

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3SRr4RXH5g

>>22552917
To be honest it is the first time, she may come to like that, but for now, let's be professional.

>>22552913
That's different. WE know what the fuck we're doing. Captain Raghead doesn't, and neither do their "Princesses". If they did, they wouldn't have run crying to the US.

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[] “What's up, corporal?”

You turn around, finding yourself staring into the face of a very dirty looking Ooishi. What looks like grease is smudged all over her face and her hands. In fact, the only clean part about her are her legs, somehow.

“What's up, devil dog?” You ask, taking a step back. Growing up with a little sister taught you that not only are women evil, but they'll make you just as miserable and or messy as they are with zero warning.

“Any chance you happen to know if we have striker techs on the way? You know that our company doesn't have any, and something's wrong with Patterson's. It's giving her some trouble on acceleration, and the motor is being incredibly loud.” She says, rubbing some of the grease on the front of her uniform.

Actually, you have no idea. There should be striker techs embedded in your unit, and there were some slated to be eventually, but you were shuffled around so fast from Germany to France to the kingdom that even your mail is having trouble catching up to you. Hopefully, though, they're on the way. Duct tape and spit only goes so far in repairing delicate magitech gear.

[] “I'll have Siegel take a look at it. She at least has a basic knowledge of strikers.”
[] “I'll go have a talk with Garrison. He'll be able to tell me what's up.”
[] other.

===

So sorry, anon. I got caught up watching the end of the Baltimore/Denver game. :X

>>22553011
>raghead
>doesn't know about positional authority
>doesn't know shit about people
Shit, get the fuck out.

>>22553011
>assuming you know everything and are always right
Yeah okay Captain Walker.
What are the eight scariest words in the English language? "We're Delta force and we're here to rescue you!"

[x] “I'll go have a talk with Garrison. He'll be able to tell me what's up.”

That's a good question as it'll be important in the desert. And once again Jake goes on about women being evil. I wonder how Frank and Jake have such different mindsets despite sharing the same little sister.

>>22553063

>[x] “I'll go have a talk with Garrison. He'll be able to tell me what's up.”

Also,

FUCKING RAVENS

AND FUCKING BRONCOS, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TAKE A KNEE WITH 0:31 LEFT AND ALL THOSE FUCKING TIMEOUTS, FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>22553063
[x] “I'll grab Siegel and we'll take a look at it. She at least has a basic knowledge of strikers. And I'm not being much use here. RIGHT GUYS?”

>>22553063
[x] " Have Siegel give it a once over while I clear things up with Garrison."

>>22553063
[x] Other
Have Siegel take a look at it, and have Garrison sort out the Striker tech situation.
If we're short on techs for a weapon system that none of us are rated for, then we need to yell at someone.

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>>22553063
>[x] “I'll go have a talk with Garrison. He'll be able to tell me what's up.”
>>22553099
NO. "We're Armored Delta Force and we're here to rescue you!"

Bitches love tanks.

>>22553112

Big Bro here.

Sibilings ALWAYS have favorite and take sides.

I'm the oldest of Five and whenever there's any kind of disagreement between us, it's always me and the youngest vs. the three middle kids.

>>22553063
>[x] “I'll go have a talk with Garrison. He'll be able to tell me what's up.”

>>22553112
Fronk's kind of a dumbass. I mean he bolts himself into a hunk of metal strapped to two screaming jet engines that THROW him through the air in order to piss on Newton and shit on gravity, and he thinks it's FUN!
And even more incriminating, he joined the NAVY.

>>22553063

[X] “I'll go have a talk with Garrison. He'll be able to tell me what's up.”

>>22553063
>[] “I'll have Siegel take a look at it. She at least has a basic knowledge of strikers.”
>[] “I'll go have a talk with Garrison. He'll be able to tell me what's up.”
Get her both a band-aid and find a more permanent solution.

>>22553112

Jessica must have given Jake a harder time than she did Fronk. Fronk seems better at dealing with Jess and with women in general.

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>[] “I'll go have a talk with Garrison. He'll be able to tell me what's up.”

“Hell if I know what's wrong with it,” you start, shrugging. Seems you've been doing a lot of that lately. “I can say though, that I'll go have a word with General Garrison and see what's what. Hopefully he's got striker techs on the way.”

Ooishi nods. “Good thing, too. I've got a few linkage problems in the tracks. Nothing I can't fix myself, but normally those don't go out on their own, usually something has to vibrate them out. Dunno what that could be. I'm just glad I can work on Muramasa by myself.” She smiles, gesturing to her rifle.

“You named your rifle after a Muromachi period swordsmith?” You find yourself asking. You probably shouldn't really judge, your tank is named Booze Hound.

She just nods and replies “Masamune was a punk. Wait, you know about Japanese swordsmithing?”

You're already walking away, so you just shout over your shoulder, “You know, I AM college educated!” though you can hear the snickers of your own tank crew behind you. Knowing it's all in good fun, you ignore them.

It's a short walk to Garrison's CP, not taking you longer than ten minutes across a few empty streets. Everyone in the compound seems to be busy either cleaning or going through their gear, just as your own company is. The Foreign Legion has it's younger enlisted doing calisthenics in their courtyard, while the Royal Marines Commando seem to be focusing on making sure their weapons are clean.

1/2

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How did we end up with German tankers in an American unit?

>>22553551

The CP itself isn't different at all than your building, though a little smaller. It's almost like it was tailor made for the purpose, though that'd be kinda hard given that you're on an Oil well driller compound, not a military installation. Inside, you're stopped by a man wearing a rifle and civilian clothes. Garrison's aide sees this, and immediately waves you through.

“Sorry about that Captain, the contractors can get kinda jumpy. They're on orders to try to keep people who aren't supposed to be here out.” She puts her glasses on before sitting at her desk and looking down at her paperwork, which seems to be doing it's best mountain impression.

“It's not a problem, Sarn't. There any chance I could speak with the General?” You ask, loosening the straps on your armor.

She nods and points to the door to the right of her desk. “Go for it, captain. Just be warned that he JUST got told he can't make sweet tea here though, so I'd tread lightly.”

You can't help but wonder why he can't make his favorite drink here as you knock on his door. His agitated tone, as well as your prior warning, definitely confirm that he's not in quite a good mood.

[] Business first!
[] Talk to him about the tea!
[] other

>>22553584
[X] Business first!

Let's not bring up something he can't have, it won't be helpful.

>>22553584

>[x] Business First!

Do not start trying to play buddy-buddy with guy, let's get what we came here to get done fucking done.

>>22553583
Because PLOT. And politics. But mostly PLOT.
>>22553584
[x] Talk to him about the tea!
der fuq

>>22553584
>[x] Talk to him about the tea!
Seriously, what's up with that?

>>22553583
People of German descent perhaps?

[x] Talk to him about the tea!
Not to antagonize him but perhaps improve his mood vis sympathizing with his plight of ending up in some sandy pit for some stupid cause and being unable to do something like making tea.

>>22553584

>he can't make sweet tea here

....Why?

[x] Lead with a "I know that feel and the saudis are arseholes" and then get into business.

He'll be more open and willing to listen/help after some cartheric grumbling.

>>22553584
[x] Business first!
We'll find out why he can't get the tea later.

>>22553584
>[x] Business first!
>>22553583
That's how NATO works in universe?

>>22553681
>Foreigners IN American Units

Yeah, naw.

>>22553689
Then Politics as he >>22553611 said.

>>22553551
>Masamune was a punk.
God dammit Sushi! Why? Why do you have to keep making me want to break fraternization regs?

>>22553689
More importantly, an international crew in a tank seems very unorthodox.

>>22553780
What kind of politics would that be?
A dramatic shortage of tankers seems all but unthinkable.

>>22553832

Dude

DUDE

YOU DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN ANNNNNNNYTHING WHEN DEPLOYED

DIDN'T THE GUNNY DRILL THAT IN YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU GOT TO YOUR FIRST UNIT?

HE SHOULD HAVE DRILLED TWO THINGS IN:

1. IF SHE AIN'T AN 8, SHE DON'T RATE

AND

2. IF SHE IN UNIFORM, SHE'S A CUNT

>>22553856
Army don't got Gunny's.

>>22553689

>'murrican units

you know this is sw universe and that there are shitloads of joint squadrons?

though i feel bad for the mechanics, as afaik not many (aka almost none) parts are interchangable

also did the foreign legion took leclercs with them?

>>22553832
Anon, you're aware that Muramasa blades "were popularly believed to hunger for blood and to impel their warrior to commit murder or suicide." (Ratti, Oscar and Adele Westbrook (1991). Secrets of the Samurai: The Martial Arts of Feudal Japan. Tuttle Publishing. p. 236.) right? I'm pretty sure don't wanna piss off Sushi.

>>22553880

Sergeant First Class, whatever.

Either way dude, you don't fucking have ANYTHING to do with women in the military.

There is quite literally something wrong with all of them.

Unless you don't consider "Being a Slut" as something wrong, in which case only half of the women in uniform have something wrong with them.

>>22553902
Yandere?

>>22553856
I know, hell I raised that point in a previous thread, but she named her rifle Muramasa man! She's fuckin' perfect!

>>22553933
D-Don't Tempt me, DAMN YOU!

>>22553832
Heh. Interesting opinion, though the swords got their reputation for them being used against Tokugawa shoguns

>>22553933
>>22553944
The Dubs will it!

>>22553911
>implying Sushi is a slut
YOU TAKE THAT BACK BITCH NIGGER!

>>22553933

And shes a sniper.

"I'll alwaaays have you in my sights." <3

>>22553968

I'm not saying she is a slut.

I'm saying she has a very high chance of being a slut.

And even if she's not, there's still something wrong with her.

>>22553976
>sniper yandere

God dammit, I know I'm never going to find anything for that but... God Damn you /tg/, god damn you.

>>22553986
>something wrong with her.
Well judging by this thread, apparently she's a potential yandere. And I'm okay with that.

>>22553976
>>22553986
Ooishi confirmed for best girl.

>>22553902
Different anon here, but I got a chance to see Muramasa and Masamune blades side by side when the NY Metropolitan Museum of Art got a chance to showcase a massive Japanese collection of different blades.
The Muramasa they had on display was amazing in how different it was from its contemporaries. I mean, no hamon, but using what looked like acid etching to cause the entire blade to shimmer in the light like a pool of oil, looking almost like Damascus steel.
It was quite a break from other katanas and tachis.

>>22553944
That's tsundere.
Yandere is insane love, often violent against people close to the object of affection.
If you draw the yandere, there will be blood.

>>22554014
Oh yeah Muramasa was a fucking GENIUS dude.

>>22554024
Are you referring to the post or the swords? The swords hunger for blood, I'd call that Yandere.

>>22554024
>If you draw the yandere, there will be blood.
the trick is to simply redirect her violent tendancies. Or just have a ton of sex

>>22554014
Damn. Sounds beautiful. Guess that's one reason why these blades are still remembered to modern day.

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>[] Talk to him about the tea!

“Get in here and shut the damn door, Captain.” He grumbles before sitting down at his desk. Being a General apparently has it's perks, as his chair and desk have to have been flown over from his post in France. They're too nice for what you've seen of Saudi workmanship, and while you're not an agriculturalist, you can tell that leather and wood like that don't come from the desert.

“What's this I hear about you not being able to make the nectar of the gods, Sir?” you ask, cocking your head. You eyeball his bar-in-a-box, his collection of fine alcohols that are rumored to follow him from combat zone to combat zone. “Any chance I could make you a drink?”

He mumbles something to himself before answering you. “Some Saudi shithead thought it'd be funny to rip the copper piping out from the back of my refrigerator. I can't make ice, I can't cool the tea, the sugar separates. I can't make sweet tea. And yes. Gimme about three fingers of whisky.” He shakes his head.

While making the drink for him, he starts again. “What can I do you for, Captain? Your XO was in here earlier, getting his hands on an IMPAC card. He managed to get the one without a spending limit, so when he gets back you ARSOF fuckers are going to be living well. I think.”

You hand him the glass, filled with a few fingers of what smells like lifechangingly good Irish whisky. He happily accepts and takes a sip, savoring the flavor.


1/2

>>22554062

“Well sir, my recon corporal is reporting problems with the striker units. Both hers and another one of my girls is having issues. Normally I wouldn't bug you with this low-level crap, but we also don't have any striker techs with us. Right now I'm at four steelwheels, three sparklies, and my infantry.”

Garrison takes another sip before he replies. “Well captain, I have to be honest with you. NATO managed to cock up this whole thing from the get go. Political pressure made us move before all of our elements were staged, king Fahd made a big stink about American obligation to the middle east, which from what I understand is unlike him. All I can tell you right now is that there are striker techs on the way, but there's not a whole lot I can do other than get on a phone and yell. Trust me, that avenue has been explored thoroughly. Can't believe I don't have a fucking refrigerator.”

He muttered that last bit.

“Anything else you'd like to talk about, Captain?”

>Well Cap?

>>22554024
>If you draw the yandere, there will be blood
Ah, but will she drink our milkshake?

>>22554073

"About these... Royal Witches all over the place, how are we supposed to go about this? Treat them like any other LT/whatever rank they are or do we need to tread carefully here?"

>>22554045
Now, that's not to belittle Masamune, though. I've seen his blades too, and they are absolutely beautiful as well. Maybe not as revolutionary as Muramasa, but still excellent blades. His kitchen knives looked pretty nice, too.

>>22554048
That's not a sure fire fact, but legend, one possibly made by the fact the Tokugawas were on the receiving end of Muramasa blades.

>“Some Saudi shithead thought it'd be funny to rip the copper piping out from the back of my refrigerator. I can't make ice, I can't cool the tea, the sugar separates. I can't make sweet tea. And yes. Gimme about three fingers of whisky.”

I wonder what the hell that saudi needed the piping for.

Boy I wonder what mess awaits Jake and I doubt it's just merely commies trying to mooch oil and interfere with the european front.

>>22554073

[x] Need us to scourge or steal a fridge, boss?

>>22554073
>king Fahd made a big stink about American obligation to the middle east, which from what I understand is unlike him.

Inquire about this.

>>22554073
Any news from Europe? Or the situation in Iraq?

>>22554073
"We're not here just to teach, are we."
We gonna get shot at, and soon.

>>22554111

>I wonder what the hell that saudi needed the piping for.

To sell.

I've seen manhole covers go missing. Even read once of a bus stop that was dismantled and stolen.

...We should probably check on the fridge assigned to us too.

>>22554111
Copper sells well.

>>22554073
"About the Saudi Witches, sir, apparently they're all royalty? What's the policy on dealing with them, kid gloves or not?"

>>22554111
Copper is easy to sell for scrap. People do it all the damn time.

>>22554073
"How are we supposed to treat the Saudi sparklies, sir? From the briefing, they're all part of the Royal Family, meaning that things can get political real fast."

>>22554112

Make sure this gets asked as well.

>>22554073

We can install the piping our selves really. Just make sure someone gets to Anderson with a list of pipes and tools as well as cables and wires. That way can change things to be convenient for us.

>>22554112
We must say this in passing.

>>22554054
>>22554075
You are aware that she is sitting around with a snier rifle, covering an area where she can theoretically shoot into the backs of any competition for our love?
Are you aware of the implications of that?
She could see any chick(and possibly even any guy she finds remotely interesting) as in her way.
This could turn ugly. Spec Ops ugly.

>>22554101
>>22554141
>>22554164
My samefag sense is tingling.

>>22554213

Hush you.

It's an important question.

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>>22554213

I don't use the term Sparklies

>>22554120
I second this as it's a good question.

>>22554073
How should we deal with the Saudi Witches, and whats this about the King acting weird sir?

>>22554197
>Spec Ops Sniper goes yandere for you

Clearly, this means you go for solo missions knowing you have backup.

then randomly hold up a small sign asking her out on a date mid mission

>>22554197
So we don't give her any reason to be jealous!
And it ain't gonna get SpecOps ugly, MAYBE School Days ugly.

>>22554259

Nice Tonk?

>>22554259
>don't give her any reason to be jealous!
We are in a joined unit.
There are other witches in our unit.
And they are closer to the tanks in combat.
Also, do you have any idea what a nice boat costs?

>>22554342
Enough to lose your head over.

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“General, believe me when I say this. I have two of the finest asset acquirement specialists in the entirety of the United States Army in the form of a nineteen year old gunner who didn't get enough parental supervision and a prodigal German driver. If you need a fridge, I can get you one.” You say, trying to lighten the mood.

He chuckles before waving his hand. “I have a multinational task force filled with possible rapists murderers and thieves. If I need something acquired for me, I have more than enough candidates, Captain. Though 1 ARSOF does leap out at me to be the first pick, not a whole lot of people want to fuck with tanks.”

Your turn to laugh. The General invites you to sit in front of his desk, which you do happily. “Actually sir, I did have a few more serious questions. How the hell am I supposed to deal with this Saudi royalty? Are they royalty and I bend to their will, or are they military subordinates based on their rank?”

“Actually, neither. You treat them like students, unless they're King Fahd himself. They can yell and scream their lungs out at you, but you are here for one thing: to teach. That's it.”

Easy enough, you think to yourself.

“You got it, sir. Any news from either front?” you ask, hoping to hear something about your brothers.

1/2

>>22554423

Unfortunately, Garrison just shakes his head. “Not a peep, son. The Oder-Niesse has been quiet since you left it, and US forces are kicking the living shit out of the reds in Alaska. As for here, all we know is that Iraq is starting to point a finger at the kingdom for slant-drilling it's new wells in Kuwait. We'll see where that goes. Is that it, Captain?”

>that it?

>>22554436

>For now

"Thank you for your time, General. I'll keep my eyes open for a new 'Fridge."

It's amazing how /tg/ can jump to some of the most mind-numbing conclusions (Muramasa? That means she's yandere sushi)

>>22554489
Thank you.

>>22554436
Why would the Saudis try and provoke Iraq by tapping their wells?

>>22554489
the hive mind works in odd ways

(also I love this damn pass)

>>22554436
> What color do you want your fridge? Any limits to the size?

Thinking about it, is there a word for what Minna does in SWQ?

>>22554489
It's not paranoid if the GM really is out to get you.

>>22554538
Yeah, but the DM isn't?

>>22554532
Being a total bitch?

>>22554516
They wouldn't, it's Saddam being a jackass.

On the other hand, fuck the House of Saud. Those fuckers are pretty much the reason why the Islamic world has been going down the shitter for the better part of a century.

>>22554436
Do we have any kind of schedule or curriculum?
Other than that, I think that's it.

>>22554622
Oh fuck yeah, we need to figure out a training schedule.

>>22554489

Or we're just going with the flow since the idea is amusing

>>22554552
then he's a newbie dm

>>22554559
No that was earlier in SWQ,Her character arc towards young resembled that of a modern tsundere.

>Dry details
>Training arc

Are we sub witches now?

>>22554658
>amusing
>overused archetpyes

pick one.

>>22554696
>overused archetpyes
>Yandere
>overused

Wait shit really? only things I can think of are school days and mirai nikki. And that one questhread that I haven't seen in ages

>>22554696
>Are we sub witches now?
TRAUMA COUNSELLING, HO!

>>22554696
Yandere really doesn't see that much use.

>>22554739
You forgot that there's a Sanyandere fic made and a Meryandere fic in the making.

Even if the yandere archetype isn't overused, the way people here seem to jump on the bandwagon is basically how such things end up overused.

blindly like an archetype>insist on making things said archetype >archetype decay>????>Overused archetype.

>>22554739
>>22554765
Anything with -dere in is is an annoying caricature. You know this is true.

>>22554696
Tsundere doesn't cut it.
You can hardly act like you were not liking someone you fucked.
If anything she acts dom on Young.
Think about it.
She is in a superior rank, can manhandle him easily, and protects him against harm from the Limeys.
And then she pins him to the ground, rubbing against him and holding him in the worst possible situation to expose him to daddy.
She is dominating him hard.
Its just a question of time till she makes him wear bondage under his uniform and makes him call her 'Herrin'.

>>22554696
It's actually more classic tsundere (initially has a genuine dislike of her love interest but warms up to him over time) whose -dere side just happens to be a very kinky girl (the kind you don't take home to mother) who likes domming Young big time.

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You stand up and tighten your armor back down. “Yessir, that's all I've got for right now.” You look behind you before lowering your voice and saying “maybe have one of your HQ guys keep an eye out for a fridge.”

He laughs and shakes your hand. “If your brothers are anything like you, you Bishops are good people.”

You can't help but smile as you walk down the stairs back outside.

Just as you step out, two Toyota pickup trucks filled with mattresses go screaming past you, filled with hooting Royal Marines behind the wheels and filling the beds.

“Fuckin' crazy Brits” you mutter to yourself, walking carefully back to your own billet. Once there, you find most of your company working on cleaning something or still going through their equipment. The witches all seem to be huddled around Patterson's strikers, which are now refusing to start.

Rockfield notices you as you step behind the lot of them. “We've got some major problems here, sir.”

“Yeah, I noticed. Now you can't even get them to start?” You ask, watching Patterson pour magic into the motors.

Your first sergeant just shakes her head. “No sir. And none of us are rated to fix the problem on an Abrams. Siegel over there has an idea, but she's afraid to get in there. They'll pull her striker qualifications if she's found out digging around in there.”

1/2

>>22555182

“Alright, well, I just got done talking to General Garrison. There's striker techs on the way, but I can't make any guarantees as to when they'll be here. As for now, just reassign yourself to company support, alright Mary?” You ask, looking to the corporal. She just nods and looks down, obviously disappointed with herself. Rosalez drapes her arm around Patterson's shoulders, whispering in her ear.

“Patterson,” you start. She looks up at you, tears welling up in her eyes. “It's not your fault. Technology breaks. It's not your magic, or how hard you tried. Sometimes, things just don't work. Okay? It'll be alright.”

Hopefully, you're able to head off that problem before it manifests.

>What do now, cap?

>>22555209

Are we the only american outfit on base?

If not lets go pay a visit if there are Canadian or the British units here. They might have some striker techs (canadians would better since they probably use the same) who can lend a hand.

>>22555209
There might not be any US striker techs, but what about the British or maybe even the FFL contingents?
I know that they use different strikers and tanks, but maybe they can figure out what's wrong.

Or does that get into classified specs and information territory?

>>22555182
>>22555209
Ya dun goofed, guys.
Would Siegel get in trouble if she just, y'know, looks over our shoulders and hmms and huhs at us?

>>22555298
No, but then we'd get in trouble. At best.

This is making me glad there was no real WWIII as the 1989 Nato forces in this seem particularly bumbling.

>>22555333
Well, Rockfield would be doing the actual work. We'd be throwing out ideas and seeing what Siegel likes.

>>22555298
Second.
Maybe it's better to just claim we did it afterwards, but I like the idea.

Other than that, we could send Hans over to the Foreign Legion, if they have any striker techs. Half of those guys should speak German.

>>22555364
>implying this NATO isn't at least twice as competent as the real one

>>22555404
>Half of those guys should speak German
What makes you say that?

>>22555404
This. We need to try getting a foreign striker tech.

>>22555441
They are the FOREIGN Legion.
Most countries bordering to France are either German-speaking or have many people who pick up German as a second or third language, because it is relatively close to, say Dutch.
A relatively large part of the FL should thus speak at least some German.

OP DIED EVERYONE GO HOME

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Hoping to get some results by being resourceful over being an idiot and standing around with your thumb in your ass, you grab Nicky and walk over to the Royal Marine's billet. Once again, it's the same as yours, but since their detachment is quite a bit more sizable than yours, it's cleaning is going quite a bit faster. As you approach the courtyard, you're stopped by a Marine in full battle rattle.

“Help you, yank?” He says, thick accent and all.

“Actually, yes. You wouldn't happen to have a striker tech or two I could steal from you for a couple hours, do you?” You ask, looking the rather large man straight in the eye. You've talked down larger, though the look this man gives definitely says he isn't one to back down. Ever.

“Couldn't help you there. I'm just a guard. Wait here, I'll go get major Thomas.” He says, shouldering his rifle and stepping inside.

Their courtyard is almost exactly the same as yours, though in place of the plastic lawn furniture there's a thrown together dirt soccer pitch. The distance, end to end, can't be more than forty yards, but it's enough to have some recreation space.

Nicky elbows you and gestures with his chin to point out the two British Witches. Both have FV107 Scimitar strikers, reconnaissance witches. They're going over their strikers like your own witches were, hopefully not running into any problems. The striker techs are going to be getting plenty of work here soon, you think.

1/2

>>22556198

“You're here to borrow our striker techs, eh yanks?” A new voice emerges from the building. “well, I think we can make that happen. You'll just owe us a favor or two.”

Major Thomas, a shockingly young man, steps from the stairwell, pulling his own body armor on. His beret seems to fit perfectly, sleeves rolled to their exact measurements, boots bloused perfectly.

“That's exactly what we need, Major.” you say, extending your hand to shake.

He takes it with a smile, before saying “Not the first time the colonies have needed help. Don't be cheeky cunts about this one, though, eh?” He grins.

Nicky snickers, and you can't help but chuckle. “Hey, don't be massive faggots about how we run our unit and maybe we won't have to.” All in good fun, you think to yourself.

A pair of striker techs, in their own body armor, follow you back to your billet. Once there, they pull apart the side cowling and dive into the guts of Patterson's Abrams striker, mentioning more than once how the imperial system of measurement is vastly inferior to metric, and how they could both use a stiff pint at the end of this.

Eventually, though, they're able to pinpoint the problem. They manage to fix it, or at least “make the catty cunt workable until you get some yank techs to look at this”. Calling Patterson down before they leave, she manages to get it started up and moving well enough to teach with, though it's not entirely fixed.

2/3

>>22556221

You thank the two techs and send them on their way. Unfortunately, all you have left to do is either clean or wait around for Anderson.

[] Clean!
[] Be useless!
[] other

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>>22556198
>shouldering his rifle and stepping inside.
I have to ask, what are the Royal Marines using in '89 in this universe?

>>22556232

>[] Clean!

At least make the bunk liveable. The kitchen can wait.

>>22556232
Clean.

May as well get our shit together. We have to live in it, after all.

[x] Clean!

Let's be useful.

>>22556221
>entioning more than once how the imperial system of measurement is vastly inferior to metric
They're right of course.
>>22556232
>[] Clean!

>>22556238
If they're smart? they still have the Full-auto modified L1A1s from Vietnam.

The L85 mess is still in it's worst phase of horrible shit ATM, IIRC.

>>22556221

>imperial system of measurement is vastly inferior to metric

They're not wrong.

NASA crashed a Mars probe thanks to some faggot.

>>22556282
In our world yeah, '89 was still in the 85s piece of garbage era. I actually really like the A2 model, which was pretty much a complete rebuild of the whole weapon, but I wouldn't trust a pre-A2 L85 to prop up a wonky table.
But tech has advanced (slightly) faster n this world thanks to magic and shit, so...

>>22556232
>[] Clean!
No actualy need to be useless.

>>22556232

[X] Clean!

Make the place liveable.

>>22556322
So maybe they instead bought a working rifle and called it a day?

>>22556378
Well, Steyr could use some more sales, and the colonies proved their bullpup works just fine...

>>22556322
Shoulda kept the FAL.

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>>22556451
Agreed.

>>22556434
Yeah its possible they snapped up the ACR, which would be cool, cause the ACR is sexy as hell.

also
[x] Clean!

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>>22556466
Ahaha. Nein.

>>22556534
But the Brits never used the G3, so it's not relevant to the discussion of the relative merits of the L1A1 and the L85A1, now is it?
Besides, the G3 only exists because Belgium were dicks to Germany about the FAL.

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You manage to get your own bedroom clean through vigorous floor and window scrubbing, followed by the organization of your personal stuff in neat stacks along the wall. Unfortunately, there's not a lot of room, and your window gives you an astounding view of the building next to yours wall, and the metal grate on the outside stifles the decent breeze that wants to roll through. Oh well.

Your bare bulb at the ceiling flickered to life when you flicked the switch as night fell. Evening in the desert is actually quite serene, or it would be if it weren't for the asshole in a mosque calling everyone to prayer at all hours of the day.

Metallica's Master of Puppets, played at full volume and synchronized between four vehicles seems to rip through the compound's serenity. You look out your window in time to see Anderson and his group screech to a halt, their four vehicles packed to the brim with stuff from the city.

Your troopers part for you to head down the stairwell. Arriving at the bottom, you see Anderson grinning like an idiot, overseeing the offload of your newly acquired...things. Three huge screen TV's complete with satellite connections, enough mattresses to outfit both your and the rest of the British detachment’s rooms, a pool table, new cooking gear, food from the local market, and two couches just begin the haul.

[] “Jesus. Christ. Anderson.”
[] “I'm not even going to ask. How much more crap is there?”
[] “Uh. You know we're fighting a war here, right?”
[] Other

>>22556620
>[] “I'm not even going to ask. How much more crap is there?”

>>22556620
>[] Other
"I don't suppose you have an extra fridge in there somewhere, for the General?"

>>22556620
>[x] “I'm not even going to ask. How much more crap is there?”

Let's get this shit unloaded before the other units can make an inventory of what they want to steal.

>>22556620

>[] “Jesus. Christ. Anderson. Tell me theres a fridge in there."

>>22556620
>[] “I'm not even going to ask. How much more crap is there?”
And is there an extra fridge in there somewhere?

>>22556653
I second this

>>22556559
Anyway, this will be a real problem for the Brits, if they don't have L1A1s.
Maybe we shouldinquire about this.
Okay, the Landset report isn't out yet and we probably shouldn't know their guns blow, but if their guns fail, we should try and help them.

>>22556620
[x] Nice catch. You brought toilet paper, right? Please, tell me you brought toilet paper!

>>22556620

[X] “I'm not even going to ask. How much more crap is there?”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL0e5XonIFs

>>22556620
Other

Good haul Anderson. Take the rest of the day off with a couple of guys. See what there is in town.

>>22556781
>See what there is in town.

That's what they just did.

>>22556781
There's nothing left in town, they just brought it all back.

>>22556620
>[] “Jesus. Christ. Anderson.”
>[] “I'm not even going to ask. How much more crap is there?”
>>22556644
These

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>[] “I'm not even going to ask. How much more crap is there?”

You throw your hands into the air and turn around. “Norton! Grab everyone who's not on a specific detail and get this shit inside. Someone from somewhere else sees this and we're gonna have some serious thievery problems!”

He nods and runs inside, seconds later re-emerging with all the hands he could gather. The televisions and pool table seem to be the most important thing, with three to four tankers carrying each up into the rec room.

You turn back to Anderson and his detail, who are still in the process of unloading their four rented u-haul trucks.

“You know what? I'm not even going to ask. How much more do you have?” You ask, helping one of your infantrymen with a particularly awkwardly shaped box.

“A shitpile, sir. We've got a Saudi police escort back to the shops, should only take one more trip.” He grunts, manhandling a couch down out of the cargo area by himself.

You look up at him. “Any chance you got General Garrison a fridge? He mentioned that his was uh, unserviceable.”

“No, but we can get one. Shouldn't be too hard, the guy we bought all this shit from gave us a huge discount since we bought so much. Crazy Hassan, he calls himself.” Anderson shrugs. “Fucker lives up to his name. Told him who we were and that we were spending dollars, he just about shit himself in glee.”

1/2

>>22556908

“Alright, well, get it done. And um, don't get us in the shit with HQ about being the rowdiest, I'm pretty sure the French or Brits are supposed to fill that role.” You grin, before turning back to your tankers as Anderson's detail roars back into the night. They've already gotten most of this haul up, hustling back and forth. Heading upstairs, you make sure to see that everyone has their sleeping area set up prior to worrying about the rec room. Naturally, they feel it should be the other way around.

You detail Rockfield to oversee that everyone's working to get the building set up. It's kind of a BS detail, as the building is almost humming with excitement over the new stuff. It's been months since anyone's had time to take their mind off of the war, and this will help immensely.

>Wat do?

>>22556916

We do what any good officer does. We supervise, coffee in one hand, stogie in the other, standing around and looking authoritative and offering platitudes every so often to the troops.

>>22556908
>Crazy Hassan
>>22556916
Remind them to get the only MILDLY retarded fridge.

>>22556974
We're a Captain, Company Grade, you don't do that until you're Field Grade.

Anderson my nigga

>>22556916
[x]Not be useless

Not that I have any idea what precisely that will entail.

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>>22556908
>crazy hassan

I love you

>>22556916

Make a tray of Coffee for everyone.

Kuwait invasion of Iraq time?