teleport to classic lego ninja world

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>>22448837

Although the 'Themathon 3000' looks pretty shit and like it has been made in 5 seconds, it can teleport Lance to either a Pirate, Underwater, or Castle themed world.

Roll "dice+1d6", first post to get an odd number decides

Rolled 2

Castle.

Rolled 1

>>22448870
Bionicle

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BLACKTRON MOTHERFUCKER
Failing that, Rock Raiders.

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>>22448889
>>22448899

Unfortunately the teleporter can only go to Pirate, Underwater or Castle themed areas

>>22448915
Aquasharks?

>>22448915
Underwater because we love to watch people drown

>>22448870
Underwater!

Rolled 1

>>22448922
forgot to roll

>>22448923
lol I dumb. Just do underwater.

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>>22448920
>>22448922
>>22448923
It's decided, Lance jumps in the teleporter and heads off underwater!

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Before leaving, Lance realises it may be dangerous underwater, choose a weapon for him!

First even dice roll decides!
> available inventory in pic

Rolled 3

>>22448977
Marracas

Rolled 2

>>22448977
>orange transparent chainsaw

SIR THIS IS NOT A CHOICE

Rolled 3

>>22448977
Holy shit Orange Transparent Chainsaw

is there even a choice?!

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Rolled 1

>>22448994
>>22448994
>>22448997

Rolled 2

>>22448997
>>22448994
a DUAL Orange Transparent Chainsaw.

Rolled 5

>>22449008
>>22449004
>>22448997
>>22448994
But UNDERWATER!!

The mexican musical instruments would have been better

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>>22448994
Winner

Lastly, before Lance can leave and begin his quest underwater, he requires a helmet for breathing, first 1 or 2 roll decides!

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Rolled 4

>>22449008
This quest just got good.

Rolled 5

>>22449030
WHITE AND ORANGE

IT GOES WITH THE CHAINSAW

Rolled 4

>>22449030
Blue because I like blue

Rolled 5

>>22449030
Orange to match the chainsaw, of course.

Rolled 5

>>22449030
Space-man helmet!

We'll switch to ice-planet helmet when not underwater.

Rolled 4

>>22449041
rerolling this stuff yo blue blue blue blue

Rolled 2

>>22449030
green to match our shirt

>>22448977
I like your carpet OP!

looks like it would be good to feel underfoot

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>>22449053
Green it is, Lance is on his way!

I love these threads so much.

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Lance arrives in Underwater Theme World..but theme travel has taken it's toll. Lance has now gone grey, grown a full beard, and his theme machine has run out of crystal power!

Wat do!

First odd number rolled decides!

Rolled 1

>>22449119
A chest?

We must open it!

Rolled 1

>>22449119
Check out that suspicious seaweed. Chop it with the chainsaw if it's too thick.

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>>22449140
The chest is opened, but only a burnt pirate captain head is inside, nothing Lance hasn't seen before. Unfortunately no crystal is to be found!

Rolled 6

>>22449195
Kill the innocent squid because we can and the dual chainsaw just wants to be used look at it!

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>>22449144
The misfortune of the chest contents has made Lance pretty rustled. He takes out his anger on the seaweed!

>>22449195
Kill the squid!

KILL IT FOR KHORNE!

Rolled 5

>>22449208
investigate the structure in the distance

Rolled 2

>>22449208
Squid chopping time

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The seaweed is chopped but nothing out of the ordinary is found inside, other than a large robotic crab.

Rolled 4

>>22449257
CRAB BATTLE!

Rolled 2

>>22449257
ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT

>>22449257
That chainsaw is useless against those massive claws!

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>>22449209
>>22449226
The squid is also decimated by the girth of the OTC

Rolled 5

>>22449279
Ahahahha.

Rolled 6

>>22449257
Greet the large robotic crab in a gentlemanly fashion and inquire as to the world you now find yourself in.

Rolled 2

>>22449257
I roll to attempt to communicate with the crab in its native language.

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>>22449276
It's true, the OTC has failed to hurt the crab. In the blur of battle, Lance picks of a nearby Minataur Hulu dancer and throws it at the crab

>>22449322
Tear open its shell with your manly hands!

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The crab is destroyed and the driver greets Lance with a friendly cup of tea. He tells our hero of a nearby Aquanaut base full of crystals. He explains his friends the Aquasharks are going to attack the base and steal the crystal booty.

Lance is unsure what to do, join the Sharks or befriend the Nauts'

First 3 or 4 roll decides!

Rolled 5

>>22449391
LETS GET RAIDING BOYS

Rolled 6

>>22449391
Never trust a fucking shark. Nauts all the way

Rolled 1

>>22449391
Pirate it up baby, betray everyone and kill them then consume the bodies

Rolled 4

>>22449391
neither. summon the old ones

Rolled 5

>>22449391
Nauts, but fake like you're joining the Sharks so you can backstab them later.

Rolled 2

>>22449454
Well... shit.

Rolled 3

>>22449454
clearly the only choice.

I'A DAGON! I'A HYDRA! I'A CTHULHU FTAGN

>>22449454
Oh christ..

>>22449454
The old ones?

Rolled 2

>>22449391
Join the sharks and snap your fingers like in west side story

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>>22449471

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Rolled 4

>>22449471
>>22449454

>>22449480
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_One#H._P._Lovecraft

Rolled 2

>>22449391
The Sharks, the Sharks. Ask if you can pilot your own mecha-crab.

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>>22449454
Lance is confused, he does not know how to summon the old ones. He requests help from a passerby

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Unfortunately for everyone in this thread, that passer-by was Harry faggot Potter. As usual with stories featuring him, things get shitty. Harry has no knowledge of CTHULHU, and instead summons the oldest known Lego figures...Fabuland characters..

Rolled 5

>>22449583
PURGE THE FURRIES AND THE HERETIC WITCH

Rolled 5

Join Sharks because we haven't met the Nauts, also when did we acquire armor? Hands-free OTC action!

Rolled 6

>>22449583
Why the fuck is Harry fucking Potter doing pelvic thrusts in water world?

Rolled 3

>>22449608
Have we still not gotten a 3 or 4 on joining a group yet? Holy fuck.

Rolling for Nauts.

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Harry is decapitated and destroyed by the cute cuddly fabuland characters

Rolled 4

>>22449654
Unforgivable! Opaque your chainsaw with their blood!

>>22449654
maybe they know how to summon the old ones

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The characters introduce Lance to their friends, the Sharks. Lance thinks they seem pretty cool and legit but decides he'd rather join the Nauts as they have more hot chicks. He steals a nearby submarine and races to the Nauts base
>>22449639

Rolled 3

>>22449675
>Opaque your chainsaw
HERESY.

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Fuck...OP here, need to go do something real quick so will be back in this thread to continue the adventure in 15 mins. In the meantime Lance is taking a break to enjoy his favourite past time...cross dressing

>>22449732
oh good. underwater crossdressing. this is how i like to start my day.

Great. Now the Lumberjack Song is playing in my head. Thanks a lot, OP.

>>22449732
The face he's making completes the joke, probably does that squeaky shemale voice straight out of British comedy too

>>22449583
Holy shit I love you
>instead summons the oldest known Lego figures...Fabuland characters..

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I salute your efforts once more, OP.

>>22449732
10/10 would bang.

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>>22449793
Cheers bro

Here's one more of Lance before he get's back to joining the Aquanauts

>>22449859
HNNNNG

>>22449732
And what an excellent pastime it is too.

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>>22449678
And...we're back!

Lance races to the Nauts base to warn them of the sharks plans. The sharks are close behind wanting crystals and lego blood. They also want the hot chicks owned by the Nauts. Lego rape may be on the horizon if Lance is not quick.

What happens next, first 2 or 4 rolled decides!

Rolled 3

>>22449919
lance declares himself emergency king of the hot naut chicks

Rolled 3

>>22449919
SUDDENLY, GIANT SQUIDS (AND OTHER ASSORTED MINIATURES) ATTACK EVERYONE.

Rolled 6

>>22449919
Quickly pocket some crystals! Then warn the bossman of the sharks' plans.

Rolled 1

>>22449919
hide inside the red octopus and wait for it to blow over

Rolled 3

>>22449919
Lego rape. ;_;

Rolled 5

>>22449919
Lance uses his dual chainsword to kill every thing, Shark, naut, women, childen, the eats the remains

Rolled 6

>>22449973
RErolling

Rolled 1

>>22449919
Even in fucking death, Harry fucking Potter fucks up more shit for fucking everyone.

Rolled 3

>>22449919
WORK YOUR CHARM ON SOME BRICKBITCHES, LANCE

Rolled 5

>>22449919
>>22449937
>>22449937
>>22449937

Rolled 3

Lance attempts to halt the conflict and needless lego death by dressing like a woman and distracting them with a fan dance.

Rolled 6

>>22449919
SUMMON CTHULHU ITS THE ONLY WAY

Rolled 1

Lance rolls a 2 or 4.

Rolled 4

>>22449919
lance constructs an enoumous brick phallus out of spare blocks

fuck these rolls

Rolled 5

>>22449919
what the fuck dice?

Lance begins throwing crabs at the sharks

Rolled 2

>>22449982
Zombie fucking Potter and his fucking army of zombie squids and furries.

Rolled 4

No 2's or 4's allowed.

Lance gets Harry's wand and makes himself a crystal out of magic bullshit.

Everything turns out ok

>>22450011
Winner!

Rolled 4

>>22449919
Lance pulls a u-turn and heroically jumps off before it hits them. Then prepare to make a valiant stand in front of the base with your chainsaws.

Rolled 2

>>22450011
...what the fuck, dice.

Rolled 2

>>22449919
the Lego UN imposes sanctions and sends in peacekeepers

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>>22450011
Just at this moment, Lance thinks of his uncles christmas present this year...semen filled crackers...and gets a huge massive boner. "Check my one-eyed snake" he shouts!

Rolled 2

>>22450087
i love you so fucking much

Rolled 2

lance sits down and ponders wether it was a good thing he got the machine or not

>>22450087
I knew Lance had balls, but god damn.

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>>22450087
The hot chicks at the Nauts base love Lance's girth and get wetter than the bottom of the sea. They rush out to greet and join him in their underwater vehicle

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guys, I just wanna say: Fuck mandalorians

Rolled 4

>>22450154
Well... that's something...

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I see your official Lego Themes and raise you this.

>>22450154
rape her. Rape her violently

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>>22450154
Being chicks, they can't drive for shit and crash their submarine. Lance's boner has gone.

1,2, or 3 decides what happens next bros

Rolled 4

>>22450178
forgot to roll

Rolled 6

>>22450180
salvage the crashed ships for weapons and stuff

Rolled 2

>>22450180
With the bitches all dead, the Nauts and Sharks lose motivation and stop the fight. He offers to complete a task for the Nauts in exchange for a crystal so he can get out of this bitchless hell.

Rolled 3

>>22450180
demand from them to get your boner back up

Rolled 6

>>22450180
steal the sub, maybe kidnap hula girl

Rolled 3

>>22450200
oh im sorry, are YOU the GM now?
>>22450180
take their corpse as proviant

I kinda wanna play legos now

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>>22450200
Winner unfortunately..

The Sharks and Nauts make a truce and shake hands. Lance is presented with a crystal to power the 'Themathon 3000'. He can now return home.....

Rolled 2

>>22450262
eat the crystal

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....however, at this point, unknown to everyone, one of the dead bitches was actually the wife of a pirate captain, a captain that just so happened to command a nearby fleet...

Rolled 3

>>22450262
sharks and nauts start awkwardly make out in a vain attempt to repopulate their seasausage fest. lance watches for a moment and heads back to them thematron.

Rolled 3

>>22450289
eat the bitch

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>>22450289
The captain is furious and commands all his fleet to attack the underwater vermin. These are underwater pirates somehow

Rolled 4

>>22450320
Russian submariner pirates?

Rolled 5

>>22450320
my god this is OLD shit

Rolled 1

>>22450320
AHHHHHHH A Z-Z-Z-ZOMBIE! HIS HEAD WAS IN A CHEST EARLIER

maybe if we go find his head and show it to him he'll realize that he's actually dead and re-die again?

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>>22450320
The final underwater battle of this generation is on.

Next odd number rolled decides what happens next!

Rolled 3

>>22450350
FIRE EVERYTHING!

Rolled 4

>>22450350
Nerv activates an Evangelion to attack both sides

Rolled 5

>>22450350
THE KRAKEN

THE KRAKEN HAPPENS NEXT

Rolled 4

>>22450350
HE KILLED THEM AND THEM

Rolled 1

>>22450358
there we have it

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>>22450358
The cannons are fired!

Rolled 5

>>22450395
pirates all miss as cannonballs cannot travel too far underwater

Aquanauts board the pirate vessel and the sharks turn on both sides for a melee a trois

Rolled 4

>>22450412
underwater pirates got underwater cannons

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>>22450395
Some of the base is crumbling.

However as stated by >>22450412 the cannons are relatively useless under water.

Rolled 3

>>22450429
Hand the pirate the governors daughter!

Rolled 1

>>22450429
PIRATES, HEAVE TO AND PREPARE TO BE BOARDED! YOUR SHIP NOW BELONGS TO THA SHARKS!

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Rolled 3

>>22450446
Oh snap its da sharks!

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>>22450446
The battle rages on!

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Rolled 1

>>22450446

N͚͕̘͕͔͎̠o̦͟.͈̠̳͘ ͚̭̳͍̰̫͖i͍̩̗t̶͓̜̼̳͎͎͎ ̴̠a͚͙̟͖̮ͅl̷̟̙̖͚l͎̤ ̴̹̣b̕e̻͖̺̫̬l̨o̟̥̗n͝g̷͖s͍ ҉tó̗̠ ҉̩̱u̯͉̼̬̯͚̘s̸̞͖̦̠̥ͅ

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>>22450464
and on

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>>22450495
and on..

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>>22450437
The Aquanauts eventually grow tired of this conflict and give the pirate captain a new fuck buddy...the governors hot daughter

and... on?

Rolled 2

>>22450514
this is fucking awesome

Rolled 4

>>22450535
now we must have a governor also

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>>22450535
During this distraction, the sharks have taken over the ship and renamed it, the 'Thrusting Purple Shark Punisher'
>>22450446

Rolled 2

>>22450535
HE KILLS HER AND EATS HER

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>>22450556
The governor is also handed over. The Pirates and Sharks agree to co-command the fleet and sail off into the distance..

Rolled 3, 6 = 9

>>22450605
And then Cthulhu stirred from his dead-yet-dreaming slumber and ate 1d6 pirates and or sharks per round

Rolled 5

>>22450605
lance goes after them to get his true love back (the govenor)

Rolled 3

>>22450605
What is the state of the base?

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>>22450605
Lance is given a crystal and heads back to his theme-machine. He is also presented with complimentary maracas...a gift only presented to those with gigantus balls and schlong (which the Aquanaut general was very impressed with).

All is good with the underwater world once more

Rolled 1

>>22450680
before we go, take the aquanauts generals helmet! It looks cool as fuck

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>>22450645
The base is a mess, but will be rebuilt one day..

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>>22450640
On the way home, Lance grabs his one true love..the governor. "My huge boner earlier was for you, not the hot chicks" he proclaims.

Rolled 5

>>22450735
The governor knows only one place where you are safe from the pirates: The castle of his ancestors.

But if the current owners will welcom you there..

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>>22450735
Lance and the Governon return home to Lance's summer residence...a Castle. The governor is so impressed by this property he agrees to put on a wig and be the 'taker' of the relationship. Lance also impresses with his new helmet...>>22450694

>>22450735
on the return trip there is a malfunction and a Lance-Governor hybrid is created:

Gance the Lovernor.

Rolled 6

>>22450774
explore the castle!

let the governor shave and put on tea

Rolled 2

>>22450798
reroll

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>>22450754
>>22450776
haha nice! But unfortunately the two love birds are too happy to get involved in any more action, and live happily ever after in the castle of his ancestors.

THE END

Thanks for playing/lurking/etc everyone

Rolled 6

>>22450805
oh come on reroll

Rolled 3

>>22450835
i give up

>>22450810
Thank you

>>22450810
awesome, thanks!

Rolled 6

>>22450810
I am quite disappointed that it has to end now, but thanks op... an i dont say that a lot

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>>22450843
For your courageous efforts, here is one last pic of the castle being explored!

>>22449061
Just noticed this, yes it feels good! Especially on the shaft

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>>22450873

>>22450908
Haha nice, cheers anon!

Rolled 4

>>22450908
A happy ending indeed

>>22450859
Sorry bro, I would have made it better but my cam battery died, and I'm pretty hungry now! One day the quest will continue...as will the quest of Southern Zaha.

>>22450908
I, and my sides, commend you, sir.

Bump for justice

Cool

This is some good crisp photography, OP. Color me impressed.

>>22450320
There's a way to fixed yellowed plastic. I think you just soak it in rubbing alcohol.

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>>22448870
>Makes a Time Machine in LEGO.
>Looks nothing like Ignatius Voltage's.

>>22450154
>dat submarine kit
>dem bendy manipulator arms
Oh snap, I had one of those! Glorious.

Fucking archived. First quest thread I've actually enjoyed in a long time.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

Rolled 18

>>22450163
What's wrong with Mandos, you dirty aruetii?

>>22461522
Oh really? I'll have to try that then...my whole ship is pretty discoloured (having been on my window for years when I was a kid). The yellow pieces are cream now and some of the grey blocks have started to go green ;__;

>>22465345
OP here, cheers bro!

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>>22461522
>There's a way to fixed yellowed plastic. I think you just soak it in rubbing alcohol.

Not quite, I have a website bookmarked that-
>mfw Legorestoration.com is dead

Well fooey, here's another site:

http://lifehacker.com/5595389/restore-the-color-of-old-lego-bricks

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>>22468722
>my whole ship is pretty discoloured (having been on my window for years when I was a kid)
I don't know if fading damage from sunlight can be fixed as easily. The reason Lego pieces yellow is because of the flame-retarding bromine that's added to the ABS begins to oxidize and turn brown.

http://midibox.org/forums/topic/12218-retr0bright-get-rid-of-the-yellowing-on-your-old-abs-plastic/