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This is a quest set in the One Piece Universe, where there are ancient sunken secrets, a corrupt government, Radical pirates, strange creatures, and so much more.

This is the golden age of the pirates, that began with the beheading of the Pirate King, Gol D. Roger.

At his ceremonious execution at the hands of the Marines, he smiled in the face of death and proclaimed,
"My fortune is yours for the taking, but you have to find it first! I left everything I own in One Piece."
From that point on, people from all over the world set sail for the greatest challenge of the ocean, The Grand Line.

Before we get started, I must ask a question.

What kind of person are we in this world?

We are a Marine! Keeping the peace and appealing to the lawful justice of the world!
(A)
We are a Scoundrel Pirate, Taking what we want when we want it to get ahead!
(B)
We are a Pirate Adventurer. We're not inherently good or evil, we just follow our dream and what happens on the way is our adventure!
(C)
We are a merchant. With the sea full of pirates, we're bound to score big pay off wif we can get our trade through!
(D)

Oh, also. I like tripcode or names to keep track of votes for our options.
Makes it so much easier.
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>Great Ocean Quest
Oh boy a quest about pre-Heresy Thousand Sons
>This is a quest set in the One Piece Universe
Aww.
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>>22423884
Tell me of this pre-heresy...

And legit, if I had to pick a universe to live in, One Piece would not only be crazy epic.. but fun.. Hehe...
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(D)

Above the law but not a servant of it, perhaps we can bring in particularly unruly pirates for a bounty every now and then
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I choose we go with C, because honestly in the one piece universe it offers the most freedom and choice for our adventures.

My second choice would be Marine.
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>>22423839
B) Pirates are always fun and are the biggest murder hobo candidate for this.
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As an aside, we're not bound to this selection. We can get the option to switch down the line. May even be "professions" not listed... hehe...
>>22423909
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Can't we be a bounty hunter?
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D) What're ya buying, Stranger?
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>>22423961
Need to be strong to be a bounty hunter.
We're starting off a bit ahead... But still from about scratch... like... Raft scratch...
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>>22423942
Wait, wait just one fucking second.

If we aren't bound then there is only one option. War Chefs, who travel the high seas in search of the greatest ingredients in history. One Piece may hold rare sea creatures and spices from far off lands to make the greatest dish in history. We live for the perfection of our food.

For in taste we live!
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(D)
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>>22423982
Oh, well, I guess I vote for D then

But hold on, Johnny and Yosaku were bounty hunters, and they're pathetic
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(C) this is One Piece bitches, fly them colors high!
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>>22423994

Oh dear gods.. You made me laugh...
That sounds like Toriko.

Also, i'm seeing 3 D's and 2 pirate based ones... Provided that there aren't any samefags..

>>22424016
Do we really want to be Johnny and Yosaku?
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>>22423996
Start off as D) and we can change to be a big bitch later
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>>22424033
make that 3 pirate based ones.
>>22424040

So 4 merchant, 2 adventure, 1 scoundrel, 1 marine.
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>>22424034
... no, no we don't, good point
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>>22424050
We can be pirate merchants or some shit
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>>22424050
ADVENTURE MERCHANT!

Travel the high seas, across dangerous waters and islands, all to peddle your unique and amazing wares!

And who says it has to be a pirate who finds the one piece?
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>>22424073
Rogue Trader in One Piece? Sign me up!
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I gotta vote for Marine. I see enough pirates in One Piece, I need more Marine action and their badass uniforms.
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>>22424088

Seriously, can we be marine and just wear our marine coat over our shoulders like every badass marine ever revealed?
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A.

Let's be a Smoker/Aojiki marine that isn't a massive HURR JUSTICE faggot.
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>>22424073
Pirates make good customers when they pay, andwhen they try to steal, bounties get quite a pretty beri
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WE'RE GOING TO BE KING OF THE MERCHANTS.
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>>22424088
>Not being Merchants who are as strong as pirates, but realize diplomacy is as valid as strength
Faqoff
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Merchant it is.
Now...
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Voting marines.
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>>22424073
You mean vikings?
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>>22424085
I vote for this

rogue trader in one piece, crazy shit meets crazy shit, heck yeah
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>>22423932
Changing my vote to Adventurer
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>>22424133
Idk man, I just want to sell shit as well as other bullshit ya know? Charisma and strength or whatever
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Voting Merchant. We'll acquire piles of goods to sell, a skilled crew, and bitches galore. Rogue Trader up in this bitch.
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Dude, lets King Haki to force people to buy our wares. Fuck yes.
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Charming Rogue

Constitution 10
Strength 8
Charisma 16
Cunning 14
Dexterity 16
Luck 16

Rugged Bruiser

Constitution 18
Strength 18
Charisma 10
Cunning 12
Dexterity 12
Luck 10

Bureaucratic Businessman

Constitution 10
Strength 10
Charisma 14
Cunning 18
Dexterity 14
Luck 14

Aspiring Rookie

Constitution 12
Strength 12
Charisma 12
Cunning 14
Dexterity 12
Luck 18
These stats are for the archetype. You guys can select one and change the points within two values.

Constitution will affect how much a beating a character can endure/ poison/ seasickness and other things that may occur.
Strength is strength. Affects overall ability to lift( bro, do you even lift?) and has an affect on the cutting potential of swords. (high strength will yield sword shockwaves)
Charisma of course, affects social situations. However it can also have an affect with how a person deals with their ability if they're a fruit user.
Cunning: A mix of Intellect and wisdom, this increases general and inherent knowledge as well as capacity to think on the fly. Also gives bonus to training Devil fruit powers.
Dex: Related to speed and reflex. Vital for the gunman and also related to the swordsman.
Luck: Fate smiles or frowns upon the character. Good events are more likely to happen, and bad events less.
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Wait... guys... I just realized something.

Why the fuck aren't we being vikings?
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As an aside, I'm surprised at all the attention this is getting...
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>>22424182
I vote for rookie first, and rogue second.

Higher luck means higher chance of finding a devil fruit, plus cunning and charisma are vital for a merchant
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>>22424139
thirding for rogue trader adventure eventually getting a giant city ship filled with hundreds of workers.
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>>22424182
Aspiring Rookie

Balanced stuff and that high Luck will be fun to play
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>>22424182
>charming rogue
Wtf op, why wouldnt we do this? Though I'd like to take 2 off luck and pu tit into Str
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>>22424182
Bureaucratic Businessman. Drop everything except Charisma and Cunning one, and add two to each of those.

Super Action Bureaucrat Go!
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>>22424182

Aspiring Rookie. Everyone loves an underdog.
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>>22424191
I dunno. Vikings tended to consist mostly of raiders and traders second. Merchants were extremely common amongst vikings, so a pirate merchant in history would most likely be a viking.
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>>22424182
Charming Rogue. We have almost as good luck as the Rookie, enough Charisma to be a damn good at social stuff and make use of a Fruit and we have enough Dex and Cunning to fight.
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The setting you chose op has an INSANE amount of potential for that reason i will stick around and see what happens.

voting for rookie lets just be starting out.
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>>22424232
Seconding
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Aspiring Rookie

We sell sake.

BINKUSU NO SAKE
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Our Archetype affects our character's appearance and overall ability.

It looks like Rookie is winning big on this.
Like I said before though, they'll all be just starting out, but the rookie is the most "fresh blooded"
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>>22424182
Rookie. Be *stupid lucky*.
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>>22424223
Wait, switch that around, rogue first, rookie second
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>>22424223
vote in for rogue since we can swash their buckles on the high seas.
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>>22424182
Voting businessman. The seas are full of hot-blooded, bull-headed fools ready to jump in without thinking. A cool head will give us a huge advantage.
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>>22424278

I'm amazed that so many other people watch it..
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>>22424182
My vote goes for Businessman, there's just no beating the look on those pirates' faces when i make them buy their own ship...twice
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>>22424258

And yes, I know.. I was mulling this over and thought, "Huh, that'd be the best place ever to have an adventure...."
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>>22424232
I like this build. Seconding
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>>22424301
One Piece? Outside of /a/ it's popular. Bring it up over there and they will call you a faggot though
Also changing to rookie because why the fuck not
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>>22424314
don't make me change my mind anon that does sound hilarious to do..........must stick with rookie though then we can expand into something else.
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>>22424326
Er I mean my second choice in Rookie
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>>22424301

You know it's like the only good series of the Big Three, right? You were bound to get a bunch of fans in with this thread.
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>>22424300

>A cool head will give us a huge advantage.

Have you even watched this show? It's all raw power with a sprinkling of fruit v fruit matchup luck.
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>>22424233
Seconding this Bureaucrat build.
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>>22424340

Take that up with Hawkeye Mihawk.
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>>22424340
Ya, in fact having a cool head ends up fucking you
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>>22424326

You haven't been to /a/ in a while then. /a/ likes One Piece just fine
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>>22424359
Go start a thread about One Piece in /a/
They are hipsters and will call you a faggot because its popular
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>>22424347

Mihawk's pretty high on the raw power scale. In east blue no one could touch him so being cool or not was irrelevant. At the war it didn't get him anywhere.
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>>22424367
They have OP threads on /a/ every week
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>>22424337
Yeah, I know it's the only good one.. I still read all three, and I save one piece for last because it just wins over them so hard... Bleach's setting is horribly limiting, it's basically Hakusho/dragonball Z, Naruto is all... meh.. IO only stick around to see how it wraps up.
I can't just not finish a story...
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>>22424340
>>22424351
Who's to say we can't still be a huge badass besides? The wisest of men know that sometimes we must throw caution to the wind and act crazy. It doesn't mean we have to be stupid.
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X charming rogue, I wanna sneak up into niggas houses and rob em blind of anything not nailed down
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>>22424381
eh maybe
Every time I see them shitposters shitpost them into oblivion
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>>22423982
Can we be a Bishokukai from Toriko's Human world? There is a crossover between One Piece and Toriko so it's not a stretch. We could even have Gourmet Cells, heading to the Grand Land to search for new tastes and food to make ourselves stronger and fill our Full Course Menu!
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>>22424367

>>>77799522

Only thread on there about OP right now, but it's not bad.
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>>22424393
exactly
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Ok, really would've liked names or tripcode...

But i'm going to count all the votes so far.
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>>22424182
Whatever supports this: >>22424162
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>>22424417
That'd probably be Charming Rogue, that has the most Charisma. I've already voted.
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>>22424400

Don't make this more complicated than it already is... and IT IS.
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So any idea what the census is? Seemed pretty tight, anyway i just must say that i am proud of you op that finally someone grew a pair big enough to try a one piece setting quest. I was wondering when it was going to happen so thank you Gol D. Roger. Still sticking with lucky rookie.
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>>22424412
Eh, /tg/'s usually pretty good about the honor system. It's mostly just going to be complicated as fuck to tally.
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>>22424449
I trust them more than I would any other board tbh
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>>22424412
I'm the guy advocating that coolheadedness can be badass, just for the record. I'm a huge One Piece fan (went as Franky for Halloween), so I'm gonna keep tabs on this to the point of justifying my namefaggotry.
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Ok... So... I count 4 for Rookie
4 for Business.
4 for Rogue.

Revote. Vote for 2 of these three.

Rogue
(A)
Businessman
(B)
Rookie
(C)
As a note... Charisma impacts encounters and devil fruit powers to some degree.
Cunning applies to general knowledge of the world as well as perception. gives bonus to devil's fruit.
Luck... Heh.. luck affects everything.
Luck keeps you from running into a sea king on a voyage.
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>>22424531
B!
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>>22424531
Rookie.
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>>22424531
A!

Cunning Rogue. I want to swash buckles, charm everyone, especially the ladies, and make the full use of a Devil Fruit should we find one.
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>>22424531

C. Rookie!
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>>22424531
luck as a merchant in the one piece universe of all places were gonna need it.
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>>22424531
Rogue 1st, Rookie 2nd, Businessman 3rd
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>>22424531
Sticking with Rookie. Because STUPID LUCKY!
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>>22424546
A ROGUE IT THE FUCK UP
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>>22424546
There will be training opportunities on the voyage.
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>>22424558
bah meant lucky rookie my bad.
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And while we decide this:

http://youtu.be/fENGwrKe6l4
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>>22424531
rogue, also if we're able i'd say knock 2 points off luck and dump them into cunning.
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Rogue and rookie.
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>>22424531
(A)

Please let it be (A)
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>>22424531
rouge
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>>22424577
No, we need luck, luck is good, luck always allows for shenanigans
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>>22424576
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMTB-_4LAVQ
YIPPY YI HO YI HO YI HO
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>>22424531
>Rogue
>(A)
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>>22424531
(B)
C'mon, defy the trope!
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>>22424576
>http://youtu.be/fENGwrKe6l4
awesome song choice so fitting.
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>>22424531
C
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I'm voting rogue for stealing money and loot without notice.

hmm ill go with.. businessman for my 2nd place vote
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Rogue. Business man second. Either way, still go merchant mode.
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>>22424531
B motha fucka!
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Ok, Tally looks like Rogue came in bigger this time.
Any objections?
No? Good.
What kind of weapon should we start with?
I'll start writing while you guys decide this... hehe... Oh, and as for devil fruit... Luck rolls will determine that.
I'll be running luck rolls between some events.
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>>22424707
We're a rogue, huh.
Disappointing.
Can we take out one point in dexterity and one point in charisma and shove that into Strength?
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>>22424707
I say we start with dual pistols.
Because fuck you
or we could have 3 guns
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>>22424707
I say our weapon should represent our background. I'm voting twin hatchets--maybe we're a lumber merchant. Or at least started that way.
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>>22424707
Pistols. All the pistols. Gunslinger mode activate.
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>>22424707
Cutlass and flintlock pistol or fencing sword.
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>>22424707
>Oh, and as for devil fruit... Luck rolls will determine that.

As it fucking should be!

Our weapon is a blowgun!
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Also, any changes you want to make to the stats?
Need 2 supports for a change.
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>>22424707
We shall wield a spiked chain
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Charming Rogue

Constitution 10
Strength 8
Charisma 16
Cunning 14
Dexterity 16
Luck 16
As it is now
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>>22424707
We have abysmal strength, so we'll need a weapon that can alleviate that problem.

Something like firearms.

But dualwielding would be inefficient. Most people are too tough to fall to the first barrage.
No, we need more.

Like, fifteen guns.

Double-barreled guns.

We need to lug around an entire fucking arsenal.
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>>22424745
Take 2 from CHA and put them in Luck. This is One Piece, luck is vital.
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>>22424745
Drop 2 Dex and drop it in str
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>>22424707
Kusari-Gama. I just happen to like them and they work well with our archetype.

Also knives, hidden knives everywhere on our person.
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voting for lucky rookie.
Weapons will be duel pistols and a rifle.
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>>22424753
Remove two strength, put both in luck.


If we're going full gunslinger, we won't be needing strength.
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>>22424707
How about a brace of pistols. And couple of hidden knives.
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>>22424750
No, we gonna throw darts!
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>>22424707
Pistols are for pansies. We go to war with the greatest weapon made by man at our side...

A coffee table.

Shins beware our might!
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>>22424707
how about we use an oar so we can always get away faster
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>>22424755
Just me dropping this here... Sword and gun maybe?
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>>22424743
Blowgun yes, I second this

This is good weapon, sneaky, ranged, and generally useless in a drawn uout fight but we'll make it good
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>>22424779
We're pirates not war criminals.
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>>22424707
duel handaxes
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>>22424755
i uh have to second this motion still voting rookie.
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Two Butcher Knives

Our poor dad was owner of a butcher shop, before you told him quits and went to the sea
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>>22424784
No.
Triple guns.
Quadruple guns.

Fire guns with our feet.
Fire guns with our mouth.

Fire guns...
WITH OUR MIND
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>>22424775
Now that's thinking like One Piece. Darts and cards!
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Remember everyone this is the world of one piece so there are way too many people who can catch or dodge bullets like its nothing.
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>>22424784
Nope, shit tons of pistols. If you have enough you don't need to reload.
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>>22424784
I could go for a hidden dagger and pistol
Lull them into a false security and then stab and shoot them into oblivion
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>>22424734
this, love them axes.
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>>22424753
-2 to dexterity
+1 to luck and charisma
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>>22424807
What if they're bullets that are actually tiny swords that fire bullets
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>>22424806
Actually, thinking AD&D but that works too.
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>>22424815
Which are in turn actually more tiny swords
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>>22424807
Gun mods will be available.

THis is One Piece. Anything can become the deadliest thing ever.

Also, a name.
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>>22424784
The ol' slash-and-shoot combo ain't bad. Stylish.

As any good merchant should be.
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>>22424807
Those people, we buy off with money.

Guns are great for small fries.
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>>22424805
this too.
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I don't care so long as it isn't a pistol or cutlass.

Because mooks wield those weapons, important characters need something unique
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>>22424787
So, we're a merchant like this guy then?
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>>22424827
I vote we're a strapping young lass by the name of Ophelia Reers.
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>>22424827
Raymond Cordoza.
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>>22424833
NO we just use an ever BIGGER gun one that they can't block/dodge. If that gun isn't big enough we use an even BIGGER one next until it works.
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>>22424848
This is a point. We can always be female and use feminine wiles.
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>>22424827
Sassafras Dillydally.
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We need something unique. Like a wooden sword or some shit. Can we go with wooden sword?
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>>22424844
... No.

>>22424827
Calico Jack
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>>22424827
Johny twelve fingers
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>>22424707

Mother. Fuckin. Tonfas.
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>>22424867
Blowgun can double as a wooden sword.
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>>22424848
Seconding.
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>>22424848
That took me a second, damn you.
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>>22424869
seconding calico
also if we have a gun we better feed it a fruit at some point.
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>>22424867
>>22424885
This thing

Wooden sword blowgun
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Can our name be Rock Castle? I think it would fit the setting.

Also cards is a really badass idea for the weapon. I also like wooden sword.
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Gilder for name

can we leave our dexterity alone? take points away from charisma instead
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>>22424848
thirding weapon is an entire ARMORY. Cus there is no such thing as having enough weapons/overkill.
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Best weapon ever. A suitcase. See the following for ideas:

Sven Vollfied's Weapon Attache Case
>From Black Cat
Roberta
>From Black Lagoon
Pandora weapon from Devil May Cry 4
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXazJfAtaeg
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>>22424827
We are known by the moniker of 88-Fingers Edward, fastest banjolele player on the sea.
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>>22424942
Seconding
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>>22424885
This is the best idea.
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I vote Maria Nette for our name.

Our weapon?

PUPPETS.
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>>22424882
Can we fit guns in there?
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>>22424963
All of my this
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>>22424963

>gun tonfas

Holy fuck. How did this not even occur to me.
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>>22424942
DMC4 is such a great game.

Well, the gameplay is great. The level design is shit.

Pandora seems too overtly magical though. If we could have it, that'd be my vote though.

As for the name, we're a swashbuckler who occasionally dons a mask and fights for justice by the name of Rip ze Korsetoff
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>>22424963
Gun tonfas are an easy fit on legs.

Wait, can we replace our legs with guns like the Scotsman?
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suggestion for style of gun if we do go armoury.
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>>22424963
>>22424995

Check Guo Huai from Dynasty Warriors 7. Rapid fire, heavy blasts, still tonfa action go.
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>>22424942
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXazJfAtaeg
>>22424963
i can't choose between them their so awesome.
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>>22425003
If we lose our legs during the quest that's what we'll do.
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How about we're a weapons merchant just starting out, and we use most of the weapons we peddle?

We'll have our armory AND it won't cost us any extra. Hell, think of how much we save on storage when we combine both our weapons and our cargo!

We're fucking geniuses, I tells you.
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Still voting armory in a SUITCASE. We are a merchant we must always have the right weapon for the right job/sell.
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>>22425053
Suitcase should probably be our private stash that we never sell, modded out the whazoo for the really tough fights, but we ARE just starting out, so we probably can't afford a super-cool briefcase of death and pain and hate.
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>>22425037
agreed but only if we lose them first.
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>>22424963

Ok,
(A) Ophelia Reers
(B) Calico jack

Stat change seems to not be getting much attention... aside, with 8 strength I don't see hatchets happening.

Weapons

(1)Braces of guns with hidden dagger.

(2)Kusarigama

(3)Tonfas

(4)Wooden sword Blowgun.

Also, since we're cunning, we'll be able to modify the weapons later. "Tinker" if you will.
All weapons are moddable. Because this is ONE PIECE.
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Armory suitcase sounds good to me!
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>>22425076
Ya, the briefcase armory is kind of OP to start with. It's like asking what weapon you want then saying EVERYTHING. I say we go with the briefcase idea like this, but start with Gun tonfas
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>>22425076
agreed. Suitecase of death/dismemberment/slaughter/genocideinabox/doom is for our personal use only.
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I like the armory in a suitcase idea. Seconding that.
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>>22425094
A) Ophelia Reers
I vote for gun tonfas. If we can only get normal tonfas, then fuck, Roger, why you gotta be such a buzzkill.

If no gun tonfas, then wooden sword blowgun. Though that might give splinters, but hey.
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>>22425094
B-3 Making them gun later
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>>22425094
B, Calico Jack.

I like KusariGama, but I'm also fine with the brace of guns or the suitcase.
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>>22425094
A

suitcase armory as consensus was just reached op.
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>>22425046
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXazJfAtaeg
If we use many weapons, we won't get true practice with any one.
Jack of all trades, master of none can get you killed in the grand line.
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>>22425094
tonfas as long as they can start with single shots in each

if not kusarigama
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>>22425094
B) for the name
2) for the weapon
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>>22425099
>OP
Having a crapton of weapons doesn't mean much if we can't use them well.
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>>22425094
(A). And I stick with my vote of ALL OF THE GUNS.
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>>22425094
>(A) Ophelia Reers
>Rookie Arms Dealer
>Death Suitcase
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>>22425094

Hrm. I want tonfas. I'll let everyone else decide on our gender.
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>>22425118
>>22425104
>>22425099
>>22425097

Gonna have to agree with the idea.

Ophelia Reers
Tonfa Gun

Eventually we'll have briefcase of death.
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>>22425094
I vote for Calico Jack and Wooden Sword/Blowgun. Mainly because the heroes in one piece don't really use guns.
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>>22425126
We have the strength of a narcoleptic noodle-armed 12-year old proto-neckbeard. I think weapons that require our brute force are probably a bad idea.

>>22425133
Spoken like a true nancy who doesn't understand that every weapon is an extension of yourself.

Also they're all mostly guns.

Delicious, magical guns.
Weapon mastery over guns shouldn't exactly be difficult. They're not different disciplines, really.
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>>22425125

Yeah, we can change them later.
Cunning Rogue is Ussop's archetype... he made a weather staff out of whatever the fuck was lying around. We could mod gun tonfas in the spare time.
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>>22425094
A and 1.
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>>22425133
Thats why op we just use something even better until it works.
A
suitcase armory
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>>22425135
oh right also calico
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>>22425173

>tonfas
>a weapon of brute force

Yea, also find me a couple high bounty pirates or high ranking marines that use guns exclusively that doesn't involve Devil Fruit powers.
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>>22425174
That staff only ever got good when he got access to dials.

We need to go to Skypia.
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>>22425094
Gotta go with the chick, even with the silly name. I also like the idea of pulling weapons out of everywhere.
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calico Jack and guns
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>>22425221
technically sogeking counts for that.
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>>22425227
>dials

DIALED SUITCASE ARMORY MODE IS GO.
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>>22425238
Honestly, I just want to have Pandora as a weapon.

Because Pandora is sweeeeeeeeet.

I always feel bad when I use Ebony & Ivory instead because they're better with Gunslinger and rapid fire and you really don't want to not be SSSTYLIN' with Gilgamesh/Rebellion jump cancelling and combos.
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>>22425238
That is even BETTER good god anon genius idea.
Still going A for who we are.
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>>22425238
If the suitcase could fold out into some kind of body armor that'd be even better.
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>>22425221
On the other hand, getting shot always hurts in one piece. That's how they killed Fisher Tiger.
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Ophelia Reers (I'm a little bit lost on the name...)
Brace of guns( Baseline for suitcase of guns)
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>>22425094
>(2)Kusarigama
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>>22425279
I feel your rear
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>>22425236

Except Sogeking/Usopp still has one of the lowest bounties and is only useful because of his special ammunition in combination with his sniper skill. Ignoring the fact that he used a giant slingshot and not a gun, like what I'm talking about.
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>>22425291
Well, we know what her odd habit is now...
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>>22425094
Didn't the Canon already got Calico?
onepiece.wikia.com/wiki/Yorki

Do we also get to choose our race? because being a Giant would be awesome.
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>>22425275
WHO SAYS WE CAN'T MOD IT THAT WAY.
>>22425279
we have really REALLY nice rear. its also where we like sticking our suitcase.
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>>22425303
Still gets shit done for someone without haki or even powers.
Usopp.
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>>22425304
Oh God, we've got a female Sanji on our hands. And butts.
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>>22425311
I thought about that.. but Giant would be terrible writing, and Fishman would get weird if they ever got fruit...
Humans are interesting in this setting anyway.
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>>22425318
>it's also where we like sticking our suitcase
How about no.
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>>22425303
would Usopp's dad count?
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>>22425275

That's what having an Eisen dial for. Ideally we'd have;

>Eisen Dial
For defensive usage.
>Flame Dial
For a flamethrower/spray in case of aoe needs

Add in a few guns and/or a Burn Blade and we are good.
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>>22425330
huh good point not sure how that is gonna turn out.
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>>22425352
Maybe not. But Ben Goddamn Beckman sure does. And Van Auger.
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>>22425303
I feel as thogh we're forgetting Van Auger of the Blackbeard Pirates.
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Rolled 881

Hehe..
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>>22425303
To be fair, we ARE just starting out.

Also, we're dexterous as fuck. If we work on Gun Kata stuff, we could probably just straight up dodge the melee attacks and shoot them point blank.


We're fucked if we ever go up against a proper foe, but it wouldn't make sense if we weren't. And with time, we'll get strong enough to handle those too.

>>22425377
dice+1d1000, friend.


Also, what about our stats?
I still say we remove some strength. Ain't gonna use that with fucking guns. Recoil doesn't even exist in animu.
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>>22425318
>>22425343

Obvs he means we sit on our suitcase and ride it around using some form of Breath dial and wheels.
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>>22425382
Hit'n on all da boys, eye'n all da butts.
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Can we use a bunch of dials with our kit? Can we be a close range gun user? Basically can we be a more badass usopp?
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>>22425414
heh awesome totally awesome. Now i know what i am gonna suggest everytime we see someone new/hot.
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>>22425414
wrong gender of butt grabbing
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>>22425221
The Blackbeard Sniper ability as far as we know is pretty much only being a kickass sniper
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>>22425412
That sounds fucking cool.

>>22425438
Please don't.
I mean, it's going to be implied every time anyway. No reason to actually explicitly state it.
It's actually kinda annoying, y'know?

I'm the one who suggested the name. Also the armory (though not the briefcase).
While goofin' off is super fun, dwelling too long on the same joke really kills it.
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>>22425414
>>22425450
We do not consider gender, a great ass is a great ass, and all of those with great asses shall be ogled, fondled and otherwise hit on.
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>>22425396
if we remove strength then how will we carry our suitcase of death?
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>>22425463
Indeed we do not discriminate if its a great ass its ours.
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"Ophelia Reers, Merchant Trader Extraordinaire!"
Is how you'd love to introduce yourself in the very near future, however for now it's just you and your old pa's brace of guns fitted snuggly under your jacket along with a dagger in your boot. With a pirate swagger, you're on a small schooner with a crate full of goods. The wind is on your side. You feel as though the god in the sky as blessed your current voyage.

You haven't made much in the last town, though you didn't lose much either.

In the East Blue Sea, you pull out your map and compass to figure out where you're going.

Not too far from your current position to the north, there's a rather well off village that should be up for your sales...

To the far southwest there's a larger trade hub where you might be able to pick up some more goods.. though you're not quite sure how much you'll be able to sell there.. It's known for pirates as well...

The wind is blowing West, though you feel that it'll follow you wherever you wish to go.

As you take your eyes off the map, you notice that there's an island that shouldn't be there...
It lies due south.

>A) Head to the Northern
>B) Head to the Southwestern Trade Hub
>C) Head to the strange South Island.
>D) Kick it and drift at sea for a bit.
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>>22425494
Yeah we already have terrible strength, let's not make it worse.
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>>22425494
It shall carry itself.
And us.
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>>22425526
We're getting more in the realm of Vegapunk now...
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>>22425518
C obviously. ADVENTURE HO!
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>>22425518
An island that shouldn't be there?

What time is it?

IT'S LOOTING TIME!
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>>22425518
Let's hit the North, we need liquid capital first.
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>>22425518
c
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>>22425518
Mysterious island to the south.
ADVENTURE.
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Onward to the south. On another note we need to go d a crew
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>>22425543
While I would agree with this and offload our wares quickly and THEN explore...
God in the sky's blessed our voyage, bro.

Gotta go with the god in the sky.

He's the god, you see.
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>>22425543
We'll get stuff to sell in the crazy adventure island to the south!
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>>22425518
>A) Head to the Northern

Head there, make some dosh, ask about that weird island that shouldn't be there.
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>>22425518
C we need to find amazing and mysterious junk to sell to people into that stuff.
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>>22425518
in the spirit of one piece c is the natural choice
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>>22425518

North seems like the smart choice.

I pick South.
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>>22425518

TO THE ISLAND!

CAPITALISM HO!
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>>22425587
Are we Recette now?


...

I'm okay with this
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>>22425518
As dull as it is, maybe we should go with A. We gotta get some dough before we pick up the good goods.
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>>22425599

We were Recette ever since we picked Merchant and Female.
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>>22425608
Normally yes, but a roll of 881 is pretty good, so we'll probably be pretty lucky.
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>>22425625
assuming the luck roll wasn't for the island existing
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Rolled 447

I should also mention.. if we come across a devil fruit.. It will be roll based. And luck will affect this.

However, I'll give you guys the options of fruit TYPE.

Zoan
Logia
Paramecia.

Mythical and Ancient Zoans are on the table, so don't count them out...

Just a handful of my Ideas...
For a good roll.
Zoan:
Kitsune Kitsune no Mi- 9 tails version.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kitsune_Physiology

Logia:
Ash Ash no Mi
(Turns into ash, can heat up the parts.)

Paramecia:
Mirror Mirror no Mi
(Can reflect tuned to things like a mirror.)

Just three ideas I have so far... on the spot.
Any others, I'm open for suggestions.. But we pick which class now.
Z for Zoan
L for Logia
P for Pe- I mean, paramecia.
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>>22425655
But maybe it's a LUCKY island!
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>>22425665
I only read up to the Eneru arc (and a bit later to Foxy or whatever his name was. The guy with the bubbles).

What are these types?
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>>22425665

L
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>>22425665

P!
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>>22425665
Z, I want the 9 tails fruit.
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>>22425681

http://onepiece.wikia.com/wiki/Devil_Fruit

So OP can focus on quest.
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>>22425665
If we DO come across a fruit, we should NOT eat that shit right away. Do you have any idea how much those go for? Finding one early on could be our big break!
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>>22425665
Z
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>>22425694
Thank you kindly.
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>>22425665

Z
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>>22425665
Paramecia. Quake Quake was stupid broken and I feel lucky.
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Z
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>>22425665
Logia.

The others seem kinda.. boring.
Zoan is right out. Animal transformation? Really?
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>>22425665
No, don't give us the option. Random! Totally random!
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Let's just not do Zoan please, it's the least interesting and usually least creative of the Devil Fruits.

Seriously, look at all the shit Luffy thought up of after becoming a Rubber Man.
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>>22425665
P
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>>22425665
Logia. It's usually the most OP.
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>>22425730
Seconded.
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>>22425665
Not zoan

I'd vote logia, but not zoan, please not zoan

Zoan is the boring fruit type
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>>22425667
No, it's a MYSTERY ISLAND.
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>>22425665

Z, please.
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>>22425752
So yeah, L
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>>22425754
A LUCKY mystery island!

We're going to the island and you're going to fucking like it, Anon. ADVENTURE AWAITS!
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>>22425665

Z.
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>>22425733
Some of the Zoans ( Mythical and ancient I'd say) are most interesting. The half-forms and the abilities granted by the respective animal /mythos bases is.. enchanting...
Paramecias though... Oh paramecia. Those are wildcard, superfail or super awesome. Can be radical like luffy though.

I actually think Logia is the most boring, though that's not saying much when they're all interesting.
Also, they will all need training,
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>>22425665
P because the rest are weak to haki and theres more room for creativity with paramecia
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Para! It's interesting and not OP like Logia!
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i say we roll for the type it makes it more intresting any ways you wouldn't know what powers it had until you eat it.
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>>22425733
The Ushi Ushi no Mi, Model: Giraffe, would disagree with you.
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Another vote for Zoan
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>>22425752
Did you READ the abilities associated with that one? Zoan have the potential to be Legenday Zoan, too--look at Marco the Phoenix.
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>>22425763
>>22425775
>>22425719
>>22425706
>>22425702
>>22425693
Seriously?

I really doubt zoan could be interesting.

I say random, except no zoan. Or just random.

But seriously, zoan?
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>>22425781
Marco and X Drake have awesome fruits. That's about it for zoans. Paramecia will be fun no matter what.
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>>22425781

Alright, well I'm changing my vote to P then, since I don't see Logia pulling ahead and I haven't won one of these damn votes yet!

P! Give us something wacky OP
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>>22425799
Yeah, but they're stupid rare, and we could get the same abilities with a paramecia or logia.

I'm not risking getting something boring, like turning in to a dog or something
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OKAY NEW IDEA. If we find a Zoan one. We put it inside one of our guns.
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>>22425665

While 9 Tails fox mode is cool and fluffy, Logia is master race. They are usually in the top tier of power. A quick list:

Smoker's Smoke-Smoke Fruit
Ace's Flame-Flame Fruit
Crocodile's Sand-Sand Fruit
Enel's Lightning-Lightning Fruit
Aokiji's Ice-Ice Fruit
Teach's Dark-Dark Fruit
Kizaru's Light-Light Fruit
Akainu's Magma-Magma Fruit
Monet's Snow-Snow Fruit
Cesaer's Gas-Gas Fruit
Caribou's Swamp-Swamp Fruit

Basically it means people have to catch us unaware or exploit our elemental weakness and that shit is hard to do if we are cunning.
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i'm just wondering but do we have any crew(minions) working with/for us?
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>>22425764
>>22425824
>>22425781
Excellent points, I'm changing my vote to P
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>>22425830
Hell no matter what we find we put it inside our gun.

We'll eat one if we find another.
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OP fell asleep.

Also, Z.
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>>22425830
This is so freaking brilliant....
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>>22425830
...how does that work?
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>>22425799

Yea but a Legendary Zoan for a starting off character? At least Marco is first mate to Whitebeard.

I'm smelling a lot of samefaggotry for all these Zoan votes.
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>>22425839
Hopefully, with any luck we could get two with evil fruits that aren't the type we pick

Logia crewmate forever
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You shouldn't get to pick, no one else gets to pick. You just have to work with what you get once you become a hammer.
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>>22425857
Oh christ no, we are not being Spandam, we have nothing in common with Spandam, we cannot, will not, be Spandam
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To help those not picking paramecia
http://onepiece.wikia.com/wiki/Awa_Awa_no_Mi
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>>22425861
There've been a couple weapons who can turn into animals. Like a dog/cannon, or a sword/elephant.

It works. I can't recall if it's been done with a type other than zoan. But come on, Magma gun? Elemental gun? Wax gun? Shit could get crazy cool.
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>>22425869
Yeah. I voted P, just because if we're going to pick we might as well get the fun one, but completely random would be more interesting.
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Paramecia is the only type of fruit for something like this because it's the bullshit creativity type. Zoan would be boring as all fuck, logia would be OP as all fuck, some weird ass paramecia would let you come up with shit.
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Z, if it's still open
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>>22425835
>here

That being said, Mythical Zoan is equally amazing. Marco the Phoenix and Sengoku the Buddha? That's 2 solid contenders in 2 fruit. Great record.

So my fruit vote will go Zoan.
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>>22425830
BRILLIANT MOTHERFUCKING BRILLIANT VOTING FOR ZOAN SO WE HAVE A TALKING POLYMORPHING GUN that or whatever fruit gives us the gun-gun power.
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>>22425893
If we find a zoan fruit we jam it in a gun.

You have convinced me completely.
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Regardless of the kind of fruit we (hypothetically) find, I stand by what I said earlier: we sell that damn thing.
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>>22425881
Dem dragon guns man. Pure flamethrower.
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>>22425889
>Awa Awa no Mi

I raise you: http://onepiece.wikia.com/wiki/Buki_Buki_no_Mi

I thought we wanted to become a walking armory? Well paramecia is our best shot at that.
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>>22425539
>>22425540
>>22425570
>>22425580
>>22425587

You turn your Sloop to the south and find that the wind turns with them. Amazing what a bit of luck will do for someone, right?

With the afternoon's approach you land at the island and find a lovely white beach. Stepping upon it, you find that the sand has a strange unearthly chill. Looking at it a bit more closely you find that it's shimmering like crystals.. This could be a big score. You begin smiling to yourself as you realize that you, in all liklihood just hit the jackpot with crystal sand... Though, you hear something in the brush. Focusing your eyes, you find that it appears to be a bird, a very colorful one. It stares at you with blank soulless eyes. You put a hand on one of your guns...

>A) Bottle up some of the sand and leave.
>B) Investigate the soulless bird.
>C) Shoot the bird and run in the brush.
>D) Write in

(I've got to stop looking at the comments ><
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We autosaging.
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>>22425856

Z

He just replied, but I guess he's letting everyone vote? Going really slowly now though.
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>>22425919
>>B) Investigate the soulless bird.
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>>22425919
B. B so much.
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>>22425919

D.) Bottle the bird and shoot the sand.
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>>22425915

We fight with a walking armory. The Fruit should cover our weaknesses or allow tactical retreat. WE ONLY RETREAT TO GATHER RESOURCES TO PROVE THAT ONCE AGAIN MONEY SOLVES ALL PROBLEMS IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH OF IT.
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If you guys want it, I'll make it 100% random.
And stick to writing.
I'm already liking this character concept so far..
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>>22425919
(B)
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>>22425919

B
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>>22425942

Random works best, I think. Let's just keep this payn trayn movin' and lootin' .
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>>22425942
Yes. This is One Piece. Random the shit out of it.
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>>22425919
Attempt to communicate with soulless bird.
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>>22425942

I like random. That's how it was for most characters anyway.
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>>22425919
B.)
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>>22425919
Investigate the bird, but remember to pocket a bunch of sand BEFORE doing that, so we don't have to run away without any loot if shit goes down.
>>22425942
Either random or anything that isn't fucking zoan.

I don't know where all these zoan votes are coming from, but Zoan is seriously the most boring fruit. Paramecia is much more fun, and Logia would be nice.
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>>22425919
I vote we bottle some of the sand while keeping a careful eye on the bird.
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B it is..
Also dropping to out of 100.
95+ will likely yield a fruit. 5 or lower and all hell breaks loose.
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>>22425942
Just random it up, also check out that bird.
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>>22425976
>>22425979

This. Let's have some sand on our person in case we need to (likely) get the fuck out of dodge. This is too good to be without a catch.
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>>22425999

At those odds, why not just 1d20?
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>>22425976
This, Gather as much sand as possible until the bird leaves. Just scoop it up.
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Rolled 99

bing
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>>22425919
Do we have a cage of some kind if so we must catch that bird even if it takes all episode.

>>22425942
Also as far as the fruit we get we could always try and get the identifying book and then roll to see if it's type at least is identifiable.
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>>22425999
dice+1d100, not roll 1d100
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>>22425979
second this
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>>22426012
>MFW
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Wow.
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>>22425976
Agreed - let's make sure we get out of this situation with something.
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>>22425919
Potentially rare bird? Exotic animals go for a lot. This sand will still be here whenever we get done. B
>procedures. cohorts
We'll get to that soon enough, captcha.
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>>22426012
Holy flying shit.
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>>22426012
Oh hey. Devil Fruitan time now innit?
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>>22426012
Nice.
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>>22426008

Sand first might piss it off and lose our chance at a bigger score later. I vote pick up the sand as we're fleeing whatever shit goes down.
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>>22426012
Well hot damn.
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>>22426012
Damn. Give me mah fruit!
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>>22426020
I mean really, in the first fucking roll? jesus christ
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Give me fruit ideas. No one seconds. I don't want repeats, just ideas.
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>>22426012
dice god loves one piece apparently
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>>22425919
A, then B
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>>22426030
>This sand will still be here whenever we get done.

We have no way of knowing that.
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>>22426039
We can bottle it and not keep it in our possession , just so it's ready to go when we are. Or we just shoot it's face and bottle at our leisure...
>>
IT'S LIKE WE'RE REALLY IN ONE PIECE.
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>>22426048
Time Time fruit. The ability to control the flow of time in a localized area.
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>>22426076
Seconded.
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>>22426059
OR! Instead of shooting the bird it could become our first crewmember! A mascot!
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>>22426048
The Luck Luck Fruit. It makes the user Retardedly Lucky.

>What do you mean we already ate that?
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>>22426084
Ya, i mean we need a could use a parrot
What pirate doesn't have a parrot
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>>22426084
But it has soulless eyes...I don't want a ginger-bird for a crewmate. Everyone knows they bring bad luck.
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>>22426048
>Glass-Glass fruit. Turn anything into easily breakable glass.

>Mag-Mag Fruit. Make anything ridiculously magnetic.
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>>22426086
Hmmm..might be nice....
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water water friut?
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>>22426048
Dato-dato no Mi: Logia fruit that allows the user to turn into dirt.
Hansha-hansha no Mi: the ability to make copies (reflections) of oneself (or other objects)
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>>22426048
Grav-Grav Fruit
Allows you to control gravity in a 40 yard radius

Clone-Clone Fruit
Allows you to make clones of yourself or things you're touching.
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>>22426048

Steam Steam Fruit. Power up a ton of steam gadgets.

Space Space Fruit. We can make space. I dunno.

Sake Sake Fruit. Yea.

Hair Hair Fruit. WHY NOT.

Wind Wind Fruit.
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>>22426048
Let's do this.

Captcha: irbank Atomical
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>>22426101
The eyes won't be upon us. They'll be sitting on our shoulder, looking at other people.
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>>22426048
There's always the nine tailed fox fruit, or if you want it will be the tailed fox fruit and get more tails as we get stronger.

The Jet Jet Fruit, installs afterburners wherever you want on your body.

The Dragon Dragon Fruit, kinda self explanatory.

The Devil Devil Fruit
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>>22426048
gold body
portals
everything can be changed stitching style
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>>22426048

Baba-Yaga-Baba-Yaga no Mi.

Allows the user to make a hut with chicken legs. And various other abilities based on the mythology of Baba Yaga.
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>>22426138
Ooh how about a fruit where we can bring our reflections to life for a short time?
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>>22426114
> mag-mag fruit
and eventuly we will be a walking railgun
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>>22426151
The Atomic Atomic fruit?
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numa numa fruit gives us limitless space to store crap a must for a merchant like us.
heres link
http://onepiece.wikia.com/wiki/Numa_Numa_no_Mi
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>>22426048
Flesh-Flesh Fruit
Allows you to mold flesh however you want.
No harm is done unless you want it to happen.
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>>22426048
Zoan Fruit: Pangolin
>>
We're only going for obvious broken crap. Where's the fun in that. Let's take some questionable powers and make them work.
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>>22426114
Kidd has the magnet fruit

>>22426148
Blackbeard has the gravity fruit, and Robin's fruit permits cloning
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>>22426178
Now I am become death, destroyer of pirates...and soulless-eyed bitch birds.
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>>22426048
Sand-Sand fruit
Total control of sand
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>>22426048
Hard-hard fruit
Grants us the ability to harden stuff around us, for example make air bullets or walk on air like stairs
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gun gun fruit also we need a new thread soon op.
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Heal Heal Fruit. We have crazy regeneration, learn to pass this onto others later?

Cannon Cannon Fruit.

Harpoon Harpoon Fruit.
>>
faster-faster fruit
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>>22426177
I think Kid already has that one.
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Bullet-Bullet Fruit
We can accelerate anything to crazy high speeds if we're touching it.
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>>22426209
That's Crocodile's fruit
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>>22426209

Crocodile is the Sand Man.
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>>22426209
talkuru talkuru fruit-Able to make the user have anyone believe what they say
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Light-Light Fruit
Essentially, you become the element of light.
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>>22426246
Except those who have exceedingly strong will or other devil fruit users
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>>22426190

Except... Caribou already has that one.

But why not just Storage Storage Fruit?
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>>22426159
gonna do more as i think of them and actually bother with names
dream-dream fruit
we can see and affect dreams and make illusions of them

map map fruit
we can always find our way

doom doom fruit
drops luck to negative levels but we always seem to get out of the trouble caused by it
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>>22426048
Zoan: Spider-spider fruit. Six arms yo.
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Wiggle-wiggle fruit: the user's body can shake, wiggle, vibrate, and jiggle with surprising intensity and flexibility.
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>>22426256
>>22426246

Useless if we King's Haki.
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Move-Move Fruit
Can transfer kinetic energy. Like, steal the movement of a bullet and transfer it into someone's chest.
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Using your amazing social grace, you begin to casually chat with the bird as its soulless eyes stare back at you. You casually bottle up some of the crystal sands as it just keeps staring at you with those unblinking eyes....
"So, I was thinking, ya know, it's pretty neat ya got this shiny sand here. I bet it's worth at least a few thousand beri at market. Yer eyes are pretty charming, love to get a closer look at them. Makes my heart almost melt, ya know?"

After taking a couple of bottles and nearly flirting with the bird, A short man wearing the bird's head as a hat scrambles out of the bush and hugs you tightly, trying to smooch your face despite the fact that he only comes up to about your breast.. and that's from the bird-head. You push him off weakly as you stumble back, falling on your fantastic ass as he smiles at you, a big weird old grin.
"Hey, hey, where do you come off gettin on me like that!?"

The man keeps smiling at you," Why, well.. you complimented my eyes with that angellic voice of yours, what's a man got to do to get a kiss from his annnngel?!"
Ok, this guy is weird. . .
"Oh, I know! How about I give you this?!"
He draws out a strange orange starburst shaped thing with swirls and zigzags all over.. can you believe it? Is that.. is that a Devil's fruit?! You stare at it deeply, you saw a catalog of them some time ago, you try to remember which one this is...
(Cunning allows for this.. mfw)
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>>22426196
Yeah let's get some weird crap.

>Shine-Shine Fruit- Can change the colors of stuff.

>Scarf-Scarf Fruit: Can control anything we wear around our neck.

>Bite-Bite Fruit: Can put mouths on anything.

>Mold-Mold Fruit: Can create tiny living people out of clay.
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>>22426253

Taken already by Kizaru.
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>>22426048
Mini-mini fruit
Allows you to minimize stuff
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>>22426253
One of the admirals has that one.
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>>22426296
Hey, if we want to go totally random:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
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>>22426296
>Grin-Grin Fruit
The ability to make people laugh.
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>>22426268
soni soni fruit
gotta go fast

gear gear fruit
body mechanical

mesa mesa
ancient zoan and we roll randomly from a list of stuff from mesazoic era
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>>22426316
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adoptive_Muscle_Memory

I love it
Copy-Copy Fruit
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>>22426048
Joint-joint fruit, gives you joints that turn 360 degrees
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>>22426296
Kizaru

what the hell

Robin

This one's a good idea
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Chest Chest Fruit. We can make our body become a treasure chest, with limitless storage, and a design up to us. Partial transformations allowed.

Mimic lady merchant! I can see our advertising already:

The Treasure of the Seas. With Ophelia coming out of a treasure chest as a logo.
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>>22426287
THE SILLINESS BEGINS
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>>22426287

Cunning to Identify?
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>>22426287
Well, we ought to identify the fuck out of it.
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>>22426287
Ask nothing. Say nothing. Just eat it.
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>>22426344

Also we can make jokes about how nice our 'chest' is.
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>>22426344
Chest Chest Fruit: Allows you to change and control your bust at will.
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>>22426361
No! Maybe it'd be better suited for selling or shoving in a gun
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>>22426361
this
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>>22426287
Where did this kook get that? Those things are rare as all hell.
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>>22426361
I like this idea. A lot.

But I also like selling it to make bank early on.
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Could we make a devil fruit that copies other devil fruits/allows you to eat additional devil fruits and choose between the one you want active?
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>>22426304
and if we can minimize objects too we have unlimited inventory and our death case will hold every thing
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>>22426372

This. We must at least try to identify.
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>>22426287
try to identify
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>>22426370
As much as I like the cut of your jib, that probably wouldn't be... useful.
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Rolled 303

(Mini-Mini Fruit 0-70)
(Zoan: Spider-spider fruit 71-130)
(Wiggle-wiggle fruit 131-170)
Hard-hard fruit 171-230)
Zoan Fruit: Pangolin231-270
Midas Midas no Mi 271-330
Kitsune no Mi 331-370
Ash Ash fruit 371-430
430-470... Chest Chest Fruit
470-500... you don't know.
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Rolled 18

>>22426287
So should we roll?
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>>22426402
It turns shit into gold?

KA
CHING
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>>22426402

>Midas Midas Fruit

WE CAN RETIRE. QUEST OVER
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Roll. Yes. Roll out of 500.
Whichever lands the most gets it... THough Gold-touch isn't bad.
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>>22426402
Turnin' shit into gold? Eat that bitch. Also, we're on autosage.
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>>22426402
>Midas Midas no Mi 271-330
>303

Eat it. Eat the fuck out of that Fruit. Right the fuck now!

We just won at being a merchant!
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Rolled 126

>>22426418
Let's do this then.
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>>22426402
welp we are fucking rich
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Rolled 300

>>22426418
Wait, if we shove the devil fruit into our gun, can we have a gun that shoots gold?

Because that's more useful.
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dice+1d500

Come oooon Chest Chest Fruit.
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Rolled 169

>>22426418
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Rolled 126

>>22426402
Rollin'
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Rolled 155

>>22426418
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Rolled 91

>>22426402
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Rolled 115

>>22426434

You'd think I would learn by now.
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Rolled 148

>>22426436
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Rolled 416

>>22426418
Okay!

Although if we do get the Midas fruit, let's put it in the gun. Shoot bullets that turn folks into GOLD.
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>>22426402
All for gold depending
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Rolled 474

>>22426402
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Rolled 452

I want that chest chest fruit!
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Rolled 216

>>22426418
rolling
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Rolled 58, 92, 19, 64, 36 = 269

Come on for "we don't know"
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Rolled 90

>>22426445
Whoops, rolled 1d100, there. Probably should discount that one.
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Rolled 460

>>22426433
It'll shoot bullets that turn things INTO GOLD. Much better.
Probably.
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>>22426433
No, we'd make golden bullets to shoot out of our gun.
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>>22426402
eat that shit
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Rolled 362

no for the love of good anything but gold touch its game over otherwise.
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>>22426452

But what if it just turns into a gun that turns anything it touches into gold?
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Rolled 157

Let's do this. Rollin'
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Rolled 25

Rollin'
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>>22426476
Might be my suggestion from earlier where we are mad of gold in which case quest goes on.
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Rolled 249

Unknown! WILD CARD BITCHES
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>>22426402
Blue and lily estomach already got the mini fruit. And they're both giants, the race that can fully optimizes the usage.
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>>22426476
At what point did we give the impression that we were out merchenting for the money?

We're in this for the thrill and the challenge and ass, nothing more, nothing less!
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Rolled 180

>>22426402

C'mon Midas!
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>>22426482
I rolled my own damn fruit!
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Rolled 223

>>22426402
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>>22426511
Merchanting for reputation.
Gold touch would make gold worthless anyway.
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Rolled 254

>>22426418
>>
counting.
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Rolled 200

>>22426526
Only if overused
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I WISH I DIDN'T KNOW THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
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>>22426526
Not necessarily. Control the supply and sell only a couple dozen kilos every port, and you can avoid destabilizing the economy.

By your logic, gold mines would completely eliminate the value of gold.
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>>22426540
Sorry forgot to take the dice off
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>>22426526

Besides, this is one piece. We need a DREAM we have to fulfill.
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>>22426554
We need to get the thread moving first.
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The whole gold touch thing only works if it's a paramecia and not a logia so 50/50 chance of not ruining the economy forever.
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I think it's Wiggle Wiggle or Hard Hard.
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Rolled 45

the thrill is all
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>>22426554
Pirates have a king. Well, Merchants are going to have a MOTHER FUCKING QUEEN!
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>>22426579
Ya, its definitely one of those 2
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Rolled 20

>>22426554
To find the best ass in the world and make it ours that is our goal.
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>>22426584
this too but the king better have a nice ass.
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Rolled 47

Spider 1-15
Wiggle 16-35
Hard 36-50
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>>22426579

Why are they both so exploitable to the female form?
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>>22426611
Aw, dammit. So close!
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Rolled 9

meep
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Rolled 71

>>22426611
Alright gentlemen, time for thinking, what can we do with the Hard-Hard Fruit?
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>>22426611

MAKING THINGS HARD AW YEA. That's one way to get around the no swimming weakness.
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>>22426621
Aw shit. Well, luck helps.

So, whoever brought up Hard- Hard. Explain this effect to me.
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Rolled 46

>>22426220
>>22426636
Found the post.
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Dammit. How are we to shake daddy's little money maker without the Wiggle-Wiggle?
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>>22426641
Coul've sworn i turned that off
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>>22426641
Hm. Sounds pretty cool
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>>22426611
I think we should eat it, I mean it is a pretty good fruit.
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we can uh make ourselves however hard we want but uhm uh crap i don't know what else shit. Better of giving it to a minion or feeding it to one of our weapo- wait we feed it to a SWORD a blade that can increase its hardness whenever it whats it UNSTOPPABLE.
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>>22426630

Well now we can roll about on the air riding our suitcase.
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>>22426611
Was hoping gold would win in the end but no dice so lets chow down.
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Let's eat it. It's wonderfully creative and actually extremely, ridiculously powerful.
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>>22426662

Fuck that. We eat this motherfucker. Did Luffy stop when he became a RUBBER MAN? Fuck no. This is awesome.
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>>22426662
Well, our ship is now immune to cannonballs.
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>>22426654

Not really. Its kinda only applicable on things like water or air. Outside of that, you could largely do it already with Haki.
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Rolled 37

>>22426611
rolling
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>>22426662
>>22426654
OOH! we unstoppable force now, hope we don't meet an immovable object. Or are we that as well?
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>>22426668

I know that feel sort of. My suggestion wasn't even on the list.
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Seeing the starburst shape, and the swirls with zigzags hits you full force when you realize what it is, it's the Hard-Hard fruit that you've seen in reading!
You make a grab for it just as the chieftan moves it out of your reach, you fall flatly on your tits and into the crystal sand as you're still not standing up.
Growling angry at the soulless bird-head man you ask, " Hey man, what's the big idea?"
He had started frowning, but now the smile has returned... " If you want the sacred fruit of my people.. you must give me a smooch... A wet one... on the mouth... With... Tongue..."
You're repulsed at the idea.. and then all of a sudden, the bird head squawks at you, coming to life all of a sudden and then flying away. You feel a low rumble in the sand... Something strange is up...

>A) Smooch the guy for the fruit and take off.
>B) Shoot him, take the fruit and run after the bird.
>C*) Go deeper into the island
>D) Write in.
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>>22426668
>>22426666
>>22426671
WAIT listen what if we feed it to our sword or something else. I mean come on we are a merchent if we eat a devil fruit it should be one that fits. Best we save it to self/give to a minion.
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>>22426647
I am somewhat ashamed to admit that our character's rump theme was something of an inspiration for that idea.
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>>22426630
Well let's eat it. Can't think of much to do with it inside our gun. And then, y'know we'll be able to take bullets by being made of iron, harden air to use as steps.

Can we unharden things too? Cause if so, hot damn.
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>>22426702
Mine either. But, I vote we eat this bitch.
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>>22426636
Well. I figured it would make us able to make our surroundings harden for a short while, possibly making airshields and whatnot. The strenght would depend both on how porweful we are and on how strong the material we harden is. Maybe even harder bullets.
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>>22426694
Bahhhh, fuck Haki. Do you know how many Berries we'll save on bullets?
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>>22426710

NOT WITH MY LIPS YOU WON'T

SHOOT THAT FUCKER.

Non-lethally of course, this is One Piece.
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>>22426710
Disregard weird islander chase bird.
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>>22426710
D we shake our ass memerizing him then grab the fruit and whatever sand we can grab and run.
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>>22426710
Can we chose to stammer confused for a moment until dramatic timing makes something happen on the island?
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>>22426710
Kick him in the head, take it.
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>>22426710
A) why not
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>>22426731
We can do it lethally.
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>>22426711
I thought only zoan worked on weapons and stuff?
>>22426710
A
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>>22426710

Does his people have rival tribes with similar fruit?
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>>22426710
Either shoot him in the knee, take fruit, eat it while running after bird,
Or
Act like going with it, then see above idea
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>>22426710

Sheeeeeit. Uh, not B. Definitely not B.
A is gross, but hey, you sometimes gotta do embarrassing things when you're starting out.
C means ADVENTURE. Might also mean death. And no fruit.

Ugh... A.
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Could we potentially compress gasses if we're hardening them? Harden a highly reactive gasses into bullet forms, load into guns, use compressed air to shoot it so we don't have it blow up in our faces.

Bam. Different ammunition types.
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we are a merchant barter with him
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>>22426770
THing about One piece....

OF FUCKING COURSE!!!
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>>22426770
Oh shit. We could totally make explosive weapons
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Rolled 7

So about the island...
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>>22426770
I would say yes
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>>22426792
Well we're done here. Adventure over guys, lets just go home
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>>22426770

I also just realized that we hard counter Ceasar.
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>>22426792
was that our luck roll plz not be our luck roll
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>>22426803
BLASPHEMY! The adventure is never over.
>>22426809
The Gas Logia Guy?
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>>22426809
And Akainu.
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>>22426825
....and logias in general, well shit.
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>>22426824

Yea, and most Logia types. Logias rely on their ability to be immune to most physical attacks that aren't augmented by Haki. Since we can harden things that we touch, we basically shit on Logia types who rely on their elemental forms too much.
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>>22426755
>>22426757
>>22426765

You reel at the thought of kissing this short gross geezer... but hey.. why the hell not? You've had worse deals before.. Why.. your dad once swindled you out of candy he had just bought for you... and you were okay with that.. until he sold it back to you for double what he had spent buying it...
As your lips make contact, the guy drops the fruit and goes full make-out mode on you, smooching all over your face and then slapping your ass. The little man hears a rumble and his eyes go wide. He shakes his head and runs about in circles as the rumbling from earlier gets louder.

"Oh no, Oh no! We're so screwed right now! The islamd god must be angry with you being here! And.. And my heresy... I must.. I must... Ah! Where's my bird!?"

Your eyes are wide at the guy as you snatch the fruit as he rants on about what's evidently nonsense. You feel the rumble getting louder now and notice that there's a mountain in the distance...

>A) Take your phat loot and leave!
>B*) Also, shoot the guy.
>C) Go deeper into the island.
>D) write in.
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>>22426852
I still say we hold off on eating this one and hold out for the Wiggle-Wiggle or Chest-Chest, but that's because I'm a huge perv.

Also, this might be one we give to an eventual fuckhuge fighter type on our crew
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>A) Take your phat loot and leave!
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>>22426852
Training will be needed though.
If you go on.. Luffy was a flaccid rubber band at first. Couldn't throw a proper punch. The basic "Pistol" took him a lot of training... though of course, that's the core for him.
Compressing gases could be hazardous depending on what they are as well.
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>>22426866
A+B
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>>22426809
>>22426824
>>22426825
>>22426828

You could already do that with Busoshoku Haki.
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>>22426866
Chomp fruit, it can't taste worse than him. Later suckers!
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>>22426866
Eat fruit and book it.
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>>22426852
Doesn't really matter later, then everyone can use Haki to hit them. Also there should be a maximum range that we can harden stuff in, like Laws area.
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>>22426866
C
>adventure
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>>22426866

>>B*) Also, shoot the guy.

But also go into the island. But shoot him, there was no ass slapping talked about in our deal.
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>>22426901
Think of this as better than Busoshoku Haki.
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>>22426866
go deeper also shoot
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>>22426903
this, eat and run, towards the noise of course. ADVENTURE!
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>>22426924
At the very least don't shoot lethally. Jesus, lets not go all grim dark right away
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>>22426866
>>22426887

C. Lets meet this Island god. Don't eat the fruit yet. That shit could be cash to sell or allow us to make a powerful ally.
>>
What ever we do just eat the fruit.
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>>22426916

This.
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Rolled 66

>>22426925
>>22426924
>>22426916
>>22426915
Shoot, eat, and into the island.

Also, luck roll. I had said before that 5 or less is the "Hell breaks loose" roll. and I say that it's Hell breaks loose as shit goes down in One piece!
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>>22426930
Oh, it won't kill him. This is One Piece, he'll be loony toons blackface.
>>
adventure awaits
c
let not shoot him until we figure out what is going on or atleast use non lethal bullets if we do
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>>22426866
c and eat the fruit now. Greatly higher survival chance.
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>>22426963
Please don't do it lethally
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>>22426901

You know how long it would take us to find someone to teach us Haki? Or even discover if we can use it at all? Probably not in this quest's lifetime. This is a crazy good advantage against Logia types if we learn how to use it properly.
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don't eat best save for a real fighter type.
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>>22427002
This would actually be best for a high dex character, as us hitting harder wouldn't matter
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>>22426866
ABC
Take the fruit, eat it. Kneecap him. Head deeper into the island.

But like kneecap him in a slapstick way
>>
c
save fruit it would be much more useful for a good proper combat monster minion.
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Putting a vote in for dont eat for now
>>
We're lucky. Like to get more.
And having a power now will make Ophelia Rears much more formidable.
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>>22427040
shall we call a vote on to eat or not to eat?
>>
Just eat the fruit
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>>22427048
I thought we did.

Eat the thing. Powers and adventure await.
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>>22427040
if the need arise we will eat it then other wise save it
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don't eat fruit best save. I mean come on we are a MERCHANT think like one people.
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To eat or not to eat, that is the question.

>A) Gain superpowers

>B) Save for later.
>>
In the case we vote, I would prefer to vote that we do not eat the fruit.
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>>22427058

I'd say just do this. There's no immediate need to eat it right now. And hey, we found one devilfruit, who says we won't find more?
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>>22427078
B we are a merchant we need a proper merchant fruit.
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>>22427078
Eat the fucking fruit. It's an awesome fruit!
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>>22427078

B, for now.
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>>22427077

It's what money affords you that makes it valuable.
Devil fruits are rare, expensive.. but the real question is... Can we even protect it if we get a bad roll at sea?
Then again... just the same it could fuck us.
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>>22427078
Don't eat unless we really need to
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>>22427078
B
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>>22427078
There is a god on this island who doesn't like us.

A) Eat the fruit.

Then we'll punch it in the face, it'll be our friend and it'll join our crew. That's how this works. The best merchants didn't get to be where they were by playing it safe.
>>
>A) Gain superpowers
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>>22427078
>A) Gain superpowers
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>>22427078
B) Save for later.
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>>22427078
Eat it.
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>>22427078
Eat the damn fruit. It would be retarded not to.
>>
A)
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>>22427078
Nononononononono
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>>22427078
A
>>
b
We are a merchant IF we eat a devil fruit it should be a fruit that offers the best powers for our chosen profession.
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>>22427078
Lets go with A
>>
B
We are a merchant first and foremost we should save it as to decide the pro/cons at a later date.
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>>22427078
This is One Piece, caution is for pussies. EAT IT!
>>
With there having been no ass slapping on your end of the deal, you casually take out one of your father's guns and shoot the short man in the thigh.
"Only my father can pull one over on me and not receive my wrath."
"OW, Ow! My leg! My leg!" The man rocks back and forth, complaining about the wound, but holding his knee. After a bit he just starts slowly hissing air in and out of his mouth.
Shrugging at the strange man, you throw the Hard-Hard fruit into the bottle of sand to save it for later. Better to see some shiny sand than to see a real-life devil's fruit, eh?

You continue on into the jungle, it's the late afternoon at this point. You feel eyes watching you from all sides, animal eyes, waiting.
The soulless bird... of paradise, you think you'll call it flies ahead, stops and watches you. You actually think that it's guiding you just as it screeches,"No I'm not fuckhead! Get lost! Why you here?!" It flies off to the mountain as the rumbles increase. . . Okay...

As you near the mountain, you see a bunch of extremely short fatheaded villagers dancing.. They all look a lot like the man from before... They sing and skip around talking about the mountain god and some other nonsense. . .

>A) Interrupt the islanders, ask them what's going on.
>B) Shoot them.
>C) Loot around their village for things.
>D) Continue up mountain.
>E) Other.

(Your Cunning Senses are tingling...)
>>
Rolled 14

Cunning bonus is +3
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>>22427219
Lets get looting
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>>22427219


If these assholes are as pervy as the last guy, it's best not to interrupt them.

Let's just have a quick loot!
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Rolled 14

(Cunning 17! You see that the huts around the village aren't made of the shabbiest material you'd ever see. Most of them aren't even huts, but old ruins, likely ripe for the picking? Wait... Why is this place not on the map?)

Annnd Luck Roll.
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>>22427237
Can you please stop noko rolling.
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>>22427219
Try and figure out what it is these savages are up to, then follow that bird. Does it know what an asset its horrifying gaze will be at the negotiation table?
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>>22427271
I like the cut of yer gib!

>>22427267
What's wrong with noko rolling?
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>>22427289
It doesnt show what kind of numbers your rolling. They probably want to be able to see if your rolling a 20 or a 100
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>>22427304
Got it, will do.
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>>22427266
Oh and btw im pretty sure this island is about to move to somewhere else
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>>22427326
Oh God. Well, that makes sense, and I suppose it beats it going all Pompei on our succulent ass.

Sonovabitch, it's getting late. Any chance of this getting archived?
>>
Hey op what is our ship like/crew. As in i need DETAILS at least for the crew.
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>>22427365
I don't think we have a crew yet
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>>22427365
Crew=Us and ourselves
Boat=Raft (i think?)
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>>22427365
We don't have a crew, we're working on that parrot.
>>
Think I should do this on /a/?
this thread has 600 replies, but autosage has it pushed to page 5.


And yeah, I can throw it up on Archive. Next time I host this, won't mention it being "One Piece."

>>22427365
So far, we don't have a crew. Just a sloop, pretty small ship.
This island, in all likelihood is the big score we were hoping for.
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>>22427377
Soulless parrot = best crew.>>22427247
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>>22427379
No, don't do it on /a/
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>>22427391
Agreed. /tg/ is about the only board I go on, and I don't want to miss this. Around when do you think you'll be doing more, GDR?
>>
shit then who do we feed all the devil fruit that were gonna find? Ah well first we loot then we recruit.
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>>22427412
The bird can get this fruit.It will be our muscle
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>>22427410
I can put you on my mailing list.
In mah field.

I'll have time to do one tomorrow though.

>>22427412
This problem is solved by eating it yourself... Also, since that first fruit, the chance is down to a 98-100 roll.
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>>22427433
You gonna pick one of your other ones up or this one? Im hoping for an Overhuman one soon
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>>22427440

Overhuman's been on my mind along with this one. I could do Overhuman or Great Ocean tomorrow.
Easiest on me for when I have an idea of what'll happen next.. Overhuman should be good. (and this was practice)
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>>22427433
Gotcha. Email away.

This is the first quest I've participated in. Congrats on pulling me in.
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>>22427463
Ya I saw the email. It was good. I'd suggest just going with your own rolls to speed things up. That roll-a-thon was needlessly long
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>>22427247
>>22427252
Not wanting to disturb these crazy islanders any more than you already have, you get to going through some of their ruin-homes. You pillage(wait, you're pillaging now? Thought you were a merchant! Okay Nami...) Your efforts and stealth yield a few old golden things, an old-looking gun, a really old looking gun, oh and a nasty spiderbite...Great.. Maybe it'll give you superpowers?
Only time will tell..
One of the villagers finds you looting about their homes and calls for the others as they run away.
Great, you're reduced to thieving from crazy islanders... The rumbling intensifies, you can feel the world around you shaking... What is going on?!"

>A) Book it back to your sloop.
>B) Investigate onward, to the mountain and the bird of paradise!
>C) Assault villagers. You stole from them, you want more right?
>D) Write in.
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>>22427510
A-Islands gonna disapear soon
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Rolled 83

Obligatory Luck... I like this effect...
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>>22427533
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>>22427510
Gotta get that bird
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>>22427533

What is with us man.
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>>22427581
Crap rolls= shit starts to go down.
Good rolls= shit postponed, loot acquired...
But when will the luck run out?
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>>22427510
Gonna have to go with getting the bird.
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What's with all the Luffys here?! "We will recruit that bird!"
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>>22427610
Fuck it
GET.
THAT.
BIRD.
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>>22427610
Every pirate needs a bird.
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>>22427645
not luffy he has a reindeer
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>>22427671
he had a bird at one point (skypeia)
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>>22427599
>>22427556

Ditching the scene of the crime, and giving the short, fat villagers a good look at your exquisite rump, you head off through the jungle and into the mountains, putting away the gold trinkets into your loot bag( Sneak thief!) and keeping one of your pistols handy should something surpri- I mean threaten you.

The rumbling quiets down quite a bit... at least it feels that way as you head up the mountain, seeing the colorful feathers of that bird of paradise. You've had a few big scores here, and you'll have another. It finally lands on a rock as you finally catch up to it. it screeches and scraws," Fuck! Get away pervert! What the hell's wrong with you?!"
But you only see dollar signs and oppressive negotations with the soulless eyes of that bird on your side... You nab it as it struggles around..
The mountain's rumblings continue as the bird screams," Fuck! Damnit! We need a sacrifice or we're all shat on!"
That bird's profane mouth will need fixing..

>A) Sacrifice the bird.
>B) Sacrifice a villager
>C) expidite your fine derriere back to your sloop/
>D) Help Villagers?
>E) Write in.

(I like the neutral aspect of the merchant... though it seems we're getting more pirate-like... hmm?)
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>>22427712
If nobody knows how we got it then as far as the world need be concerned we are just really good at finding valuable stuff
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>>22427712
time ta book it, we can't sell shit if we die here, and we have no need to help the villagers
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>>22427712
D-But if they try to sacrafice us so help me god
Maybe we can get more than a bird companion out of this
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>>22427712

I'm about 70% sure that if we try to help the villagers, they'll just put us up for a sacrifice. We got what we wanted and more, time to leg it.
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>>22427712
Let's book it.

No reason to stay here.
Getting some additional crystal sand wouldn't be a bad idea.
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>>22427773
Eh fuck it, book it and save the bird, maybe that old faggot if he still on the beach
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>>22427788
no, fuck him, just save the bird
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The bird has such a way with words... Everyone's in love with it... Or maybe we feel that it's lucky because we got a fruit when it came time to "deal" with it staring at us...?
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By the way, Archived thread.

Will save further posts on my personal file and repost them in next thread for this story.
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Rolled 67

Luck!
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>>22427820

We basically want it just because it's something that we can have. It's not why we want it, it's just that we can have it. That and you've been dangling it in front of our faces like a carrot on a stick.
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>>22427871
We're pirates. We need a bird dawg
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>>22427756
>>22427773
>>22427774
>>22427788

You throw the bird into your loot sack(birds now, what the hell?) as it complains to you and you decide at this point that it may just be best to run like there are Sea Kings on your heels. You dash down the mountain, and past the villagers as they continue their freaky psycho dance. You give them a parting slap on your own heiny as a farewell to them.

On the beach, you throw some of the crystal sand into your sloop as the fat man from ealier bleeds into the sand, making the same hiss-ahhing sounds from earlier, holding his knee instead of his shot thigh... You scoop up some of the bloodied sand as it seems almost ruby.
As you admire it, you notice that the tremors have returned and you jump into your boat and take it out to sea with the bird tied up in the shade, thrashing a bit until you give it a light clock to shut the buzzard up. As your vessel pulls away from the island, it stands up out of the water, eyes and a mouth underneath, dripping as though it was eating something. The island casually walks off as you hold onto your shit in the waves it's making...
Well... That's a new one...
Emptying your loot bag, you find... An ancient gun, Golden odds and ends, Crystal sand Jar with the Hard-Hard fruit inside. and of course your new pet... The bird of effing paradise...

>Insert name for bird?<

You contemplate your situation and eat some of your rations as night begins to fall on the sea.

>A) Sail to the northern town by the stars.
>B) Head to the Southwestern Trade hub. (far)
>C) Kick back and relax.
>D)Write in.
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>>22427966

This chick's a merchant. Don't know why she went all shooty and stealy on those peeps... maybe they just wanted a hug?
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since we are on a pirate theme here...
could anons suggest me awesome pirate related shit other then PotC and One piece.
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>>22427973
>Insert name for bird?< Johnathan von Birdington?
also, C for now
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>>22427973

Northern town. Quick pit stop, pick up some basic supplies.
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>>22427981
Pirate merchant.
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>>22428047
>>22428044

You decide to name the bird, "Joh-bird."
It seems to have stopped its bitching about the island and settled down on your sloop after you feed it.
With the coming night, you set course for the town to the north after your little detour..

You've got some nice commodities right now, along with your usual goods. You should be able to sell and resupply at town before heading to fairer seas....
With wind in the sail you kick back and drift off into a light sleep.

"Ophelia Reers, you amazing person, you've scored big in one afternoon! Onward to fame and riches!"

(This wraps up tonight! See you guys another time... Hope ya'll see a good start with this... I sure do!)
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Rolled 17

>>22428158
So we're nami.

Also, Obligatory Luck roll. (For next session, hehe...)
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>>22428166
Guy from the Pre-Quest thread here: I'm glad this got such a nice reception. Good work Gol D Roger.



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