Yes, particularly if its animu like that picture, but what /tg/ are you going to do about it? Make it a setting for a game? Or just proposing the idea?

>>22286905
I don't know.

But Harry is looking awfully fuckable. And Ron is adorably gangly.

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>>22286940
>>22286905
>Rubea Hagrid
>Tiamat Malfoy
>Neville Longbottom (androgynous name)
>Sol Lovegood
>>22286940
Just proposing the idea, honestly. Didn't think /lit/ would be very open to popular fiction, and /tg/'s always been good to me.

Wait, so you were horrified by all the creepy shit in the Potterverse, and decided that it would be improved by genderbending everyone? Just...what the fuck?

slightly tangential, but a recent thread about mary sues directed me towards this
http://www.scribd.com/doc/60611870/Rose-Potter-and-the-Philosopher-s-Stone-by-Keiran-Halcyon

That's one way of seeing what would happen if HP was rule 63'd.
I hope it doesn't crush your ideas OP. A single page made me feel depressed.

As for a rule 63'd version of the canon, I don't see why it wouldn't work.
Though I don't see how you would do much with it, aside from creative name changes (which you seem to have nailed, by the looks of it)

Do you know...that actually makes the series make more sense that way round...huh

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>>22286986
>Siria Black
>Jamie Potter
>Romula Lupin
>Petra Pettigrew
>>22286998
Quite the opposite. There would have been an uproar if the female MC and her best friend were the victims of attempted daterape. It'd never have been published.
And forget about maleHermione punching femDraco in the face.

>>22286986
Always been good to you, eh?
Well not for long!
I propose that your idea is poppycock! POPPYCOCK!

>>22286986
>Sol Lovegood
Dear god
Luna was the best character in the series, what the fuck would happen if you turned that pot of crazy and intelligence into a male?

>>22286905
The Dame Voldemort thing wouldn't work
The name fits because his name can be turned into it by shifting letters around and the meaning of Voldemort.
Tammy Marvela Riddle wouldn't make any sense to turn into I Am Dame Voldemort

>>22287108
Minsc with magical powers?

>femdemort
>twins
>ron
>sirius
>lupin
HNNNNNNG
And...is that David Tennant as Lestrange? Does Helena Bonham Carter play femBarty Crouch?

>>22287108
He'd live on the wizardry version of /tg/.

>>22286905
The Minimagic has a monument that says Magic is Might and everyone is fine with it.
Obviously something is wrong with those fucking wizards.

>umbridge might have been raped by the centaurs
This is something I can fap to. Also that werewolf was about to give Hermione the dick too.

>>22287136
I said intelligence
He's crazy, not too bright.

>>22287148
Please god no.
>>22287154
Greyback molests kids, a lot. It's likely he molested Remus at some point.

>>22287127
I knew that, and I didn't care, because I hated that origin of the name. I'd just have her make up the name herself - if Snape could make up his own spells, Riddle could make up a new name from scratch.

>>22287148
HAH no. The Lovegoods both browse /x/.
>>22287154
The monument with "Magic is Might" was added after the bad guys took over, doesn't count.

>>22287172
Riddle did it because of his Ego and the fact, as crazy as he was, he did care enough about his Mother at the time that he wanted to in some form keep the name she gave him.
He hated his 'filthy muggle name', but it was given by, in his mind, the only person who ever cared about him. So he shifted the letters into something fitting.

>>22287200
They already had the Time Raping and Brain Erasing department before Voldemort. And one of the most monolitic bureocracy of the world.
That was just the frosting in the cake.

>>22286986
>dat Malfoy

>>22287205
>I am Dame Voldemort
The only way to not see Tammy Riddle in there is the lack of y.

>>22287257
I would mud her blood, if you know what I mean.

>>22287289
You stick dirt in her veins?

>Slughorn
>Lupin transforming
>genderswapped
boner killed, thanks OP
>P-professor Quirina Q-q-quirrel
And it's back

It doesn't matter, Neville's still the chosen one.

>>22287148
>I accidentally a Horcrux, is that bad?
>house-elf, wat do
>WIZARD CHESS 3.5

>>22286905

>Harry/Male Ginny is a thing

fuck this gay earth

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>>22287301
>you

>>22287148
>Implying he would stick around after the first kill everyone not normal thread.
I'm already sure that if I were to ask you guy you'd help me get aways with murder. I don't think anyone with any sense of morality would stick around if you lunatics had access to magic.

>>22287319
But that Harry's a girl, it still works

>>22287302
I can ruin that boner for you
Florence: Delacour

She is almost an "elf", so it's still fuckable.

>>22287374
Trap?

...yup...This is officially the weirdest boner I have ever had.

>>22287374
Allow me to counter with Viktoria Krum.

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>>22287397

>>22287407
You're new here aren't you?

>>22287397
Or Veela are like Incubi rather than Succubi

>>22287374
I see your bishounen, and raise you Gensen Weasley dating Michelle Corner and Dina Thomas (delicious brown girls)

>genderbent Umbridge
Wait, that barely changes anything. Nevermind.

>genderbent Filch
...boner what are doing. No boner. Stop.

The trouble with the Wizarding World in HP is twofold

1) If something can't be done with magic, it's not worth doing
2) They never developed culturally beyond the Victorian era

#2 has bugged a lot of people over the years, in terms of attitudes. Hermione was about the only person who ever tried to bring some modern-era Muggle thinking to that world ('slavery is bad', 'women can be things other than teachers, nurses and wives')

But Point 1 was what really rustled my jimmies. So you've just had a war, and there's a shit-ton of people with PTSD, not to mention psychologically traumatised torture victims (cf Neville's parents) What do you do? In Wizarding Britain, you lock them up forever because there's no handy reversal spell. You don't book them a block of 20 sessions with a professionally-trained counselor, and offer them some medication to help them function, because that's not the Wizarding Way.

I mean, Madam Pomfrey can't fix shortsightedness. Bitch, please, Muggles have been sorting that shit with lazers for 30 years.

And apparently, nobody had heard of forensics either.
>"Who did this?"
>"Some Dark Wizard"
>"Oh dear, best leave it in the unsolved"

>"Who did this?"
>"Witnesses say Arthur Weasley, but we did a DNA check on some trace left, and it matched Barty Crouch Jr. Evidence of Polyjuice Potion use

Potterverse wizards: The most powerful retards in the Universe

Huh
Saw r63 threads on /d/ occasionally, didn't immediately to me, so I ignored it.

Thanks /tg/, you made me aware of yet ANOTHER fetish I have.

>>22287443
A whole race of them? Wouldn't be published. Too rapey. (because lol women can't rape men)
More like the Veela mother gave birth to a human son with Veela-like attributes.

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>>22287466
>genderbent Filch

Sorry, but I cannot see it. My brain cannot picture it.

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>>22287466

>>22287466
>Genderbent Flitwick
>Harriet Potter saves a Shota
>Rick Skeeter

>>22287466
>genderbent Mad-Eye Moody

>>22287264

Chromosomally, surely a lack of Y is the point, here?

>>22286905
>Frederica and Georgia Weasley
... why do I like this so much?

>>22287514
10/10 would bang

>>22287483
I agree with all of that, but remember - that's just Wizarding Britain, not Wizarding Earth. We have no idea what the rest of the world is like for them.

>>22287483
You could make a point that the retardness is built in and self reinforcing. All the smart ones tried to do pull a Voldermort but got shot down by the muggles (see the Spanish Inquisition and other witch hunts), so they worked out a deal to hide away and never bother the muggles again. The fact the Minister of Magic has a direct line to the British PM leads me to think the MoM exists as a shadow ministry in Britain

>>22287531
Still Victorian Imperialistic.
They banned flying carpets because of reasons.

>>22287486
I think its down to you knowing the characters, and them being drawn in a very hot way here

>>22286905
only real problem with that picture is how much harriet looks like a guy with a wig in the top left pic

>>22287509
Rick Skeeter pulling Harriet Potter into broom closets suddenly gets him kicked off of school grounds and slapped with a lawsuit.

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>>22287520
I love you for that

>>22287148
>>22287312

They'd have Muggle Life Threads like /tg/ has Urban Fantasy

>Muggle Girl Noir Quest, part XVII

>>22287483
Thats why you have to kill them to the last man.

>>22287555
Rule 63 Harry is crying Myrtle

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>>22287504
I use this picture on /tg/ far too often

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>>22287509
Rick Skeeter would be the sleaziest reporter. Just pure sleaze.

>>22287557
No one cares about that shit


Also, Harriet and Ronalda sleep in all the time since Menaleaus can't go into their dorm to wake them the fuck up

>>22287514
Heh, a girl who can keep eye contact with you no matter what the position? Thats pretty fucking hot

>>22287023
oh boy, time for druidesses

>>22287521
Because feisty redhead twins aren't a fetish, they're every thing a straight man could ever ask for

>>22287583
Two Words:
Perez.
Hilton.

>>22287605
"Redhead ain't a fetish, it's common sense"

>>22287610
The heiress?

The "No Silly Wand Waving in this class" speech from Snape gets a lot funnier

>>22287023
Oh ye gods it's true - pick any random page and read it. The lesbians!

>>22287610
I guess that would take care of >>22287557 this problem.

>>22287625
Although I'm not sure the bit with Severina lusting after Harriet's dad would go off quite as well.

Who am I kidding, the fangirls would still eat that shit up.

>>22287651
Oh GOD!
Severina and Jamie catfight in the flashback!
It's hilarious!

>>22287651
>Alba Blancheflore Avalon Brianna Dumbledore's secret lust for Harriet
Avalon seemed easy enough because Arthurian lit, Blancheflor was Sir Percival's wife

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>Genderbent Hagrid

I'd fuck her silly. I'd get lost in that cooch. I would wreck that chick.

>>22287605
I'm not a real fan of redheads, though, but I would definitely stir both of their cauldrons. Which makes me kinda think that I actually DO value personality over appearances to a certain degree, which is nice. w

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Just found this one while browsing a random site. Strangely relevant.

>>22287721
>My Cocaine as Mcgonnagal
FUND IT

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>>22287721
>my reaction to this entire setting

>dat Ronalda Weasley
fuck
new waifu
has this person done any more because i want more

>>22287778
Nope, those 4 are all there are by the artist.

>>22286905
>Frederica and Georgia Weasley
I'll be stealing these and adding them to my Waifu Harem.

>>22286905
>weasley twins
i want to put my dick in that crazy

>Victoria Krum
>Florence Delacour
>Harriet Potter
>Cedra (?) Diggory played by Kristen Stewart

>Arthene and Marcus Weasley
On the one hand, red-headed absent-minded scientist mom.

On the other, ANGER DAD who yells at his daughters in public, hovers constantly, and yet is weirdly nice to his youngest daughter's female best friend...

Needed more lesbians. Like, any.

>>22287874
You'd have to change the dynamic between him and Harriet, holy crap

>>22287874
>Marcus Weasley

How horrifying.

>>22287874
and in the last book goes fucking loco on the people who killed his daughter

>>22287874
Well, that's creepy
It's amazing how things make more sense or get much creepier just by switching genders around.
heh, Harriet lives next to a Crazy Cat Man
Also, this means Olivandra likes her....wands

>>22287874
He has out of control daughters and one of them has a friend that's a good influence.

I'd love to get in trouble with the Weasley Twins.

>>22287907
>wand == penis
anyone have that beautiful old copypasta from /b/?

>>22287928
http://www.bash.org/?111338

>>22287907
Nope, Mr. Figg is the last /k/ommando in noguns Britain.
And it's only creepy because sexism goes both ways.

Xenophilius Lovegood

>>22287906
"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY SON, YOU BASTARD!"

>>22287895
No you wouldn't. "Aw, poor dear. That is no way to raise a daughter already so properly behaved. You can stay with us. Away from your abusive aunt and uncle. Seriously, I thought muggles had some sort of child protective service. We have tea ready for you, dear. Why can't my children..." eyes the Twins angrily, "Be as well mannered as you."

>>22287670
Jamie shows off Severina's panties in front of most of the school.

This shit is sounding more and more like an ecchi manga the deeper we go.

>>22287943
Xenophilia Lovegood is a conspiracy theorist single mother, easy.
>>22287957
Actually, it's "NOT MY SON, YOU BASTARD"

>>22286986
Draco is looking ridiculously fuckable right there

>>22287938
Its almost as good as going through a Cold War history book, replacing "nuclear missile" with "giant raging erection"
"Mister President! We cannot allow a giant raging erection gap!"
Yes I know its sad, I had to find the fun where I could alright

>>22287958
with a father saying that it seems really fuckin weird

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>>22287957

>>22287966
>Ecchi
Oh, so we're NOT making this into a porn story?
Damn, had my hopes up and everything.....

>Weasley Twins
Just remember, by the end of it all, Frederica is dead and Georgia only has one ear.

>>22287966
>ecchi manga
On the other hand Rule-63ing ecchi might make that shit readable

>>22287966
Males do some pretty sexual shit. Have females do the same stuff and because of our conditioning to look at them as sexual it just gets worse.

Not that this is a bad idea, and not hoping to start some sexism shitstorm. Just saing, guys are sexual, female is presently the sexually idealized gender. 1+1 here on why this looks super sexual if you thought the original genders doing the same actions was somehow less or non-sexual. It's all in your head.

>>22288027
I now have the greatest desire to reread all of Harry Potter with a bottle of lotion at hand.

Question
How to we handle Ronalda making Menaleus go off running to the bathroom to cry?
Also, Moaning Mike
Nearly Headless Nina

>>22288025
I can get behind her

>>22288042
Surely you mean lotion in hand?

>>22288045
>Ronalda making Menaleus go off running to the bathroom to cry
Menaleus is a pussy. Alternatively, instead of making him cry Ronalda just pissed him off so he went to go stew in the bathroom.

>Moaning Mike
oh god

>>22288045
Nearly-Headless Nic(olina)
Morose Mike
Ronalda says the exact same thing "no wonder he has no friends", because it'd be just as effective.

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>genderbent Uncle Vernon

Wait a minute.

Ohhhh, so that's where she ran off to...

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>>22287938
>http://www.bash.org/?111338

My god, it's full of dicks.

>>22288062
No, I mean my wang in hand.

>>22288045
>Moaning Mike
Doesn't cry, just bags on about how shit his luck is
"Only one basilisk in the entire bloody country, and whose bathroom stall does it climb out of? I ask you"

>>22288086
Does anyone have a text-version of Harry Potter I can use to "ctrl+f" and "replace all"?

>>22288075
You sir, I like
Dumbledore was In Lesbians with her childhood friend who ended up her worst enemy

Dobby and Kreacher

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Does this mean all the Dementors are female now as well, and the Centaurs are barechested Amazon women who rape whatever men go into the forest?

Alberta's same sex relationship with the girl next door just got a lot hotter.

>>22287938
>The Elder Wang
>The Wang of Destiny
>The Deathdick

Harry Potter is shit. It's below even babby's first fantasy tier.

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>>22287108

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!
Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!

>>22288140
>Dobbie
submissive loli house elf
>Kreacha
tsundere loli house elf

>>22288162
I don't know about you, but my first fantasies were WarCraft and Legend of Zelda. Is that babby level, or am I good enough for you?

>>22288154
Dementors where gender neutral, still are
Centaurs had both sexes, we just only met males
Yes it did

>>22288161
>>22288164
I like both of you

>>22288162
Yes, it is. It's also the book series that got me into Fantasy and Reading in general. It's good for what it is, children's books that help them get interesting in reading and better Fantasy books.

>>22288164
Bombadil is amazing.

I approve heartily.

>>22288162
Its still better than Eragon.

>>22288154
Do dementors even have a gender, as we understand it?

>>22288164
YES!

>>22288154
Dementors are genderless, and there were probably female Centaurs in the forest anyway.
And yes, Alba was in lesbians with her childhood friend, which fell apart after her shota brother was raped by a gang of roving milfs.
Their older sister got in trouble for...er...horse charming.

>>22288183
Oh don't encourage that. Pretty sure that's the same bastard hating on the Tolkien threads, and every thread. Don't want this to end up like /v/.

>>22288164
>haters gonna hate
>this is tom bomabill giving a fuck
Really, I could go on

>>22288206
I'd say it depends on the sex of the poor sod what had their soul sucked out through their mouth. Though, in most cases, it probably doesn't matter.

>>22288206
They can breed, but I like to think they do it like hydra - budding.

>>22288170
Okay, now my boner is having a boner.

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Here's another idea to roll around.
I think it would be awesome.
>Alright kids, put up your wands. Today we're having a practical lesson, and it's going to be a little hands on.

>rule 63 harry potter

but... isn't that an actual series somewhere? I mean... academy for witches...

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>>22288227
I personally think just pictures of him, bereft of any text, do the job better than anything we can come up with.

>>22288231
If your at the point of being a soul trapped in a cloak feeding on human misery, I don't think gender really matters. You're past it, physically and mentally

>>22288252
...but it's Hellgirl, right? Still voiced by Ron Perlman, right?

>>22288264
>those albino sea urchins

Tom's a crazy fuck.

Abigail Dumbledore: the cool but cynical middle-aged lady who runs a bar and is rumored to have been in a donkey show once.

>>22288131
I just found this after some googling:

http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/6406552

No idea if it's legit or not.

>>22288202
You could throw any given DnD manual in a blender with the contents of your average Taco Bell toilet and whatever you poured out would be better than Eragon.

Harry Potter is shit, but at least it isn't chock-full of stolen ideas written by a hack that got his parents to publish his juvenile tripe.

>>22288256

there, found it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Worst_Witch_%28TV_series%29

>>22288273
This one isn't genderswap.
But it does have Harry with a pistol.
That's TWO phallic symbols, now!

>>22288075
you're perfect, don't ever change

>>22288252
Sorry, still reading wand as wang thanks to >>22287938, so bear with me while I laugh my ass off
But yeah, Hellboy in HP would be awesome
But would he be Hellgirl in this R63 verse?

>>22288296
>Eragon not good

Are you saying that you didn't like the original Star Wars trilogy?

>>22288164

ohhh SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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>Getting raped underwater by Mermen
>Strong black women that don't need no man defending prime ministers
>The painting in the black house just screams and swears at people like normal
>Mad eye Mandy


They are like the dolphins now.

>>22288252

Well, damn. I thought my fanfic-writing days were behind me.

To the crossovermobile, I guess.

>>22288296
Its not that bad, its a good introduction to fantasy and reading in general. It got kids to read, thats an achievement in and of itself
Hell, it got me to read Terry Pratchett, which led me to here, in a roundabout way

>>22288296
The only thing I can say about Eragon is that I liked it more than the Sword of Truth series. FUCK that retarded Objectivist garbage; it's the worst damn fantasy series I've ever read.

>>22288217
Actually no. I recently read all the LOTR books with the exception of Unfinished Tales and Hurin's Children in preparation for the Hobbit. I've been listening to nothing but Battlelore nonstop for the past two weeks.

I don't even hate Harry Potter, I just think it's a really shitty story with a boring protagonist and nonsensical plot.

>>22287938
I can only imagine what the whole book would be like with this.


I kind of want to see the scene where Hermione talks about her wang.

>>22288045
Remember we're talking about 11-year-olds here. And Hermione was the outcast nerd type at the time, so...

>>22288366
>Hermione's wang
>mfw

Everybody in that particular AU is a futa, I guess.

>>22288340
U...Underwater?

>>22288094
boys can cry.

>>22288340
Mermen and Mermaids where in the lake, shut up
What?
True
True

>>22288358
What part of "For children, and helps get them reading better books" can't you understand?
Not all books need to be literary masterpieces if they help kids start seeking out said masterpieces

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>>22286905
Can't see why not, crazier than changing a single chromosome has happened under the effects of polyjuice potion.

>>22288378
You don't remember that part in Goblet of fire?

>>22287073
>Jamie Potter
Can she be futa, as well?

>>22288397
Menaleaus turns into a half-fae catboy

>>22288417
Welp

>>22288357
I wouldn't even call the Sword of Truth series "fantasy." It's more like a cross between "Dear Penthouse" and Atlas Shrugged.

>>22288386
That doesn't stop it from being shit, faggot. The consequences of its publication are divorced from it's literary merits.

Besides, you're allowed to like/dislike something regardless of how bad or good it is.

>Who cares if Twilight sucks? It got girls to read.

>>22288425
>>22288417
Is this going to turn up everytime /tg/ discusses a magic setting?

>>22288399
No, the joke was:
>They are like the dolphins now
U...Underwater

>>22288358

>I don't even hate Harry Potter

I think this is the point people seem to be getting hung up on.
when you call something shit, it people tend to assume you hate it.

>>22288429

but girls reading is a net loss for society.

>>22288429
It didn't get them to read better books.
HP did

>>22288448
Yes

Harriet saves a Shota and Florence kisses her in thanks

>>22288455
No, rape caves.

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>>22288448
Do you have a problem with cat-children, good sire? I take umbrage, indeed.

>>22288366
I now have an image of first-year Menaleus with a jewfro and acne.

Then, in fourth year, he gets a date with the hot Bulgarian athlete chick who finds his bookishness attractive.

And thus, Menalaus became a self-insert Mary Sue representing all of /tg/'s dreams.

>>22288481
I have no issue with felinids, beyond having to brush their fur off of everything, but I just find it funny /tg/ keeps bringing up the half fae catboy story

>weasley twins
>getting into trouble with their dreadlocked girlfriend, Lee Jordan
5000 boners instantly forever
>>22288517
Just as planned

>>22288540
>Menaleus' polyjuice potion goes wrong

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IF HARRIET POTTER IS SO GREAT, WHY DOESN'T SHE HAVE A PAIR OF THEEEEESE?

>>22288587
How do we know? Sweaters hide many secrets
>>22288559
When did the catgirls invade?

>>22288070
Boys cry to you know. Have tear ducts and everything.

Also, it was their first year

Guys
What is Tonks' first name?
Harriet wants Jackie Chan's dick
Norbert is actually a dude
Female goblins
One word for you:Lockheart

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>>22288606
They were always here, and always will be.

>>22288628
Honestly, Lockheart is a diva anyway, the only thing that changes is she has tits

>>22288628
>Lockheart

What a whore

>>22288628
Nymphadora, so it needs to be a really embarassing first name for a guy. Millard?

>>22288673
Adonokles.

>Olive Wood, the massively tsundere head of the Quidditch team who takes Harriet under her wing

>Cho Chang, the gender-neutrally-named Asian guy that Harriet crushes on for a while, only to dump him when he goes full emo after Cedrina dies

>>22288673
Nymphadorus

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>>22288673
It would have to involve Satyrs.

>>22288690
>Olive
>Not Olivia

What the fuck.

>>22288707
Catperson poster, do you have any Chen?

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>>22288716
What's a Chen

Unfortunately my power level isn't at maximum. I don't have the HD with my full collection at hand.

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>>22288738
>What's a Chen

>>22288738
What about some Lucchini?

>Siria Black in book three
>waking up in the middle of the night to see an unkempt woman in tattered clothes standing over your bed with a knife and a feral look in her eye

>>22288797
>Get Boner
>She gets embarrassed and runs away

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>>22288791
Don't worry, bro, I've got you covered.

>>22288797
Why Boner?

>>22288818
>get boner

But they're all girls, anon.
Unless futa or trap, I guess.

>>22288820
And now I'm hungry and horny
Fucking hell /tg/

Percia is caught by her younger brother making out with her boyfriend

>>22288827
Ronalda sleeps topless, her nipples become visible through the sheet.

>>22288763
I demand more of this beauty!

>>22288827
princess!?

>Severina Snape confronting Quirina Quirrel
Excellent thread.

>>22288520
There's a bit of /tg/ that doesn't mind the concept, has a boner for it or at least gives it the horrific car crash treatment, but not enough to reach critical mass and start spawning frequent threads of it own. So it just lingers in other threads like background radiation, occasionally spiking.

>>22288920
Fluffy is a bitch
This amuses me for some reason

Rolled 6

>>22288941
/tg/ has a lot of background fetish radiation. If I could find I'd post that picture of the "Roll a d20 for every hour spent on /tg/, on a 1 gain a new fetish" thing

>>22288990
>>22288941
>background fetish radiation
Wow. That's actually really cool.
>>22288946
Malfoy holding a grudge that Potter wouldn't be friends with him for 7 years now makes perfect sense.

>>22287531
The only evidence we've seen points towards other societies being no better.
The French are evidently still discriminate against half-giants to some degree as Mme. Maxime keeps up a charade that she isn't one constantly.
Durmstrang is apparently cool with having an admitted Ex-Death Eater running the place.
The absence of magi-tech is tied to an international accord so presumably no post victorian tech is a universal rule for wizards.

Perhaps more tenuously (given the shit real nations get away with), being cheerfully in favor of slavery, mistreatment of prisoners and institutional racism hasn't done shit to hurt Magical Britain's position in the international community.

This thread is the daily reminder why you don't need any other boards any more

Five stars all round

>>22289070
Slavery is only House Elves to legitimately enjoy their work.
While it's not covered in the books themselves one can assume there is a magical reason they desire to work so much.

Rolled 8

>>22289021
>background fetish radiation
How would that happen? Some kind of fetish bomb?
"Oh shit, I've got a sudden urge to masturbate over tentacle porn! Fucking fetish bombs, should of banned them years ago"

Rolled 17

>>22289102
Might be a fae thing, they have a destiny to work hard for certain families or something
Explains the odd release thing as well, something very simple to do but also very symbolic. Classic magic deal

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>>22286905
> This entire fucking thread

I love each and every one of you.

Also DAT DRACO!!!

>>22289109
Some people are more susceptible/have taken a higher dosage than others, which explains things like Big Boy Blue.

>>22289126
I always assumed they fed on magic or something.
It would make some sense why even large manors only have like one while Hogwarts has a metric shit-ton.

>>22287483
I've kind of found this was a problem as well.

The world is wonderfully imaginative, but it doesn't really hold up as an integrated setting. It exists as a wonderful backdrop for Harry's coming-of-age story. It exists to give the kiddiewinks a chance to marvel at the wonder of a delightfully quirky world.

But, if you look at it with a trained eye, it kind of falls apart. Things exist, on a cultural/technological level, because Wizards Think This Way, or because That Makes The Story Work.

Not that this makes harry Potter bad, per se. Only that it's basis as a fleshed-out setting are imperfect

Check out this thread here, there's some real good content for discussion

Rolled 15

>>22289167
So they exist on leftover magical energy? Interesting. Also could be Hogwarts founders managed to control enough elves between them to staff the castle forever

Rolled 5

>>22289186
I still believe the stupidity is designed into the system. If the wizards were ever to be discovered by the outside world, its war. Maybe not straight away, but eventually. And the wizards would lose, hard

>>22289200
>>22289167
They can still eat and drink, Dobby said Winky got drunk in books 4-5.

>>22289243
water can get them drunk

>>22287966
y/u/ri or go home.

What would work best for a HP game system - Spell Skills (kind of like CoC but different spell classes instead of skills) or something more like older DnD with no skills and just learned spells?

>>22288827
>Unless futa or trap, I guess.

The power the dark lady knows not!

Rolled 7

>>22289317
I'd suggest something like FATE, the system the Dresden Files uses, or maybe Savage Worlds. Skills are important, spells are flashy and nice, but potions and the like are also useful

>>22289260
It was sherry.
>>22289331
Here's a question: Is Voldemort/Tom Riddle a virgin?

>>22289317
Both? As far as named spells went, it was pretty much just knowing words and wand movements, but classes like Transfiguration and Divination seemed to be much more freeform and skill-based.

>>22289382
It was butterbeer, but Dobby says even water can

>>22289382
Doubt it. He seems like he'd totally fuck bitches as a display of power or dominance or whathaveyou, though obviously without love or real affection involved.

Rolled 17

>>22289466
Yeah, the perks of being a dark lord
So, Voldemort isn't a virgin, but something makes me think Riddle was

>>22289186
The really disappointing thing was that it really looked like the latter books were going to be about how fucked the wizarding world is and trying to fix it. We saw more and more social injustice as the series went on and then it was never fucking resolved.
At the end of the story the war was over but nothing had really changed for the better, they still had a society where it was totally ok to have a statue of a goblin, house elf, and centaur all fawning over a human as their lord and savior in the middle of a government building.

>>22286905
>Dat female Voldemort
>whyboner.jpg

>>22289382

> Dame Voldemort is a pure maiden

I would hatecrime mudbloods in her name

>>22289186
> Someone discover the wizard secret
> Dark thriller where the Brain Erasing department try to stop the leak that spread like a disease
Sort of cool ?

>>22287073
I'm assuming Lupin is the tall girl with the braid? Hnnggh

>>22289507
>>22289466
The only reason I ask is because the most famous wizard of all, Merlin, is a virgin in almost all medieval writings because he was all about his work and didn't have time for sex or romance (until Niviane came along, anyways).

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>>22286986
for fucks sake Malfoy, desist in your boner manipulation

>>22289070

Also, it seems there's no concept of the UN in the Wizarding World.

Did any other country offer to lend a hand when Voldemort was shitting the place up? The most powerful Dark Wizard ever, and nothing. Not even a team of NATO (North Atlantic Thaumaturgical Organisation) Auror Peacekeepers.

So much for the Department of International Magical Cooperation. What's the point of having a Foreign Ministry if you can't call for /b/ackup from time to time?

>>22289546
It wouldn't spread very far. Muggles can't even see most magical shit anyway.

>>22289548
Also semi-bags under her eyes.

Rolled 16

>>22289565
Christ, I wouldn't call for /b/ackup. Can you imagine those chucklefucks with access to magic? It would be bad enough if /tg/ got it

>>22289565
He wouldn't have made it further than Britain. American wizards would have offered their assistance, in the form of Texan Ranger wizards with riflewands manufactured by Mosin-Nagant

Rolled 9

>>22289592
Being a werewolf bitch must tire you out

>>22289592
>Also semi-bags under her eyes
possibly due to the lycanthropy?

>>22289565
Britain wouldn't want to call for help, because they'd be seen as to weak to contain a "terrorist". I also like to think that part of the "He-who-must-not-be-named"-thing is political and instituted to keep the whole problem under cover.

>>22289565
I'd imagine they just don't want to be on his personal shit list.
Granted, they'd easily be able to fuck up his followers if they worked together, but Voldemort performing solo covert Ops would be able to royally fuck with pretty much anything he wanted.

>>22289565
To be fair the British government was denying there was a problem for a pretty long time.
The rest of the world had less than a year to shift from dealing with a nation that would have outright denied there was any need for aid to getting shit done.
All this while communication was presumably limited to owl post, which would slow negotiations down considerably.

>>22289221
Yes seeing as how their entire society has the population of my graduating class of 07 I don't like their prospects in war.

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>>22289603
/b/tards, please help!
...nah. Enjoy your new magic AIDS

Rolled 16

>>22289619
Why the fuck would a Russian and a Belgian provide rifles to the Texans?
If anything Voldemort wouldn't of gotten into Europe thanks to H&K Zauberstab's, which is an awesome word for magic word if I may so Germany

>>22289603
/b/ with magic would just blow shit up and get away with rape, /tg/ worries me more because we'd actually sit down and try to figure out how to exploit the rules.
You know it'd be some fucker on here that decides to see what happens when you combine transfiguration with a deep understanding of chemistry.

Anyone want to make a new thread when this ones dies?

>>22289620
>>22289626
Is it weird I find the bags under chick!Lupin's eyes hot because they come from lycanthropy? Normally bags under eyes just makes me think "bitch needs to get sleep".

>>22289397
I was thinking something like:

>"Class of Spells" (Skill percentage in that class)
>Spell 1 from that class:__________ (Skill with that specific spell, cannot be more than percentage of governing spell class)
>Spell 2 from that class:_________ (%)
>So on and so forth for different spell classes

Then for things like potions:
>Potions (skill percentage for Potions)
>Poisons (Skill with poisons cannot be more than percentage of Potions)
>Buffs (%)
>So on and so forth for different types of potions

>>22289682
Ask /k/.

Rolled 20

>>22289686
>/tg/, if we could we'd powergame real life
Yeah, sounds about right
Plus all the horrible shit already in HP

>>22289699
I find sleep deprived girls hot in general, but I think that might be more based on assumed behavior than how it looks.

>>22289686
step 1) use magic to nick a nuke, Wizards don't give a fuck about muggle tech and won't even hear about it.
step 2) transfigure it into an innocous item and hide it in the ministry
Step 3) ????
Step 4) profit

>>22289708
Or maybe not even percentages, just 1-6 or something and just roll a d6 instead of a d100.

Rolled 11

>>22289715
I know the /k/ommandos love ther nuggets but I don't see the American's passing up the chance to make wizard rifles
Hell, if the British thought about it we could have a Lee Enfield bolt action caster rifle

>>22289699
For me it's a mixture of the bags, and the general look of her face. Sleepy and tired is extremely hot

>>22289755
The Winchester Repeater - the Wand that Won the West!

>>22289708
That actually sounds nice.

Rolled 14

>>22289792
You know, I could see this working. Guns with lots of wooden panels, easy to slot a wand into. Load up some shells imprinted with magical energy and cast when you pull the trigger
Rare is the mage capable of pulling off the Mad Minute with an Enfield Mage Model

>>22289686
I hope everyone here has read HPMOR.

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>Rick Skeeter

>>22289829
Nah, but that'd be stupid, because wands can do more than kill. It'd be more of a quarterstaff/walking-stick-style wand, that could then be held to the shoulder for long-distance/more accurate casting.
You are now imagining Teddy Roosevelt sniping the enemy atop a broomstick.

>>22289746
why not settle on 5% increments and a d20 as a middle ground.
full disclosure I'd been dicking around with a similar idea earlier this week.

Rolled 8

>>22289887
See, Teddy would have a rifle. And fuck your broomstick, he'd ride a moose every where
And I can see it working with rifles, after all non-lethal munitions are a thing