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>>22270873
FUCK YES! SWQ TIME!

>>22270873
inb4 panzer

>>22270873
IT IS TIME

>>22270873

FUCK YEAH, STRIKE WITCHES QUEST!!

>>22270888
Indurringpanzer

>>22270922
In after panzer

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From where you crouch in the impromptu depot, you can see a small watercraft puttering around the imposing steel hull of the battleship - which is actually a deep navy blue, now that you're close enough to see through the moonlight-lent tint. That might offer one way in.

Or you could actually stow away in one of the supply crates with your mob of little girl thieves and spring out to conduct your mischief.

You squint at the bastion of Navy power, contemplating your next move.

>WUT DO

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oh boy

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(sung to the tune of the SNF 2012 theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG9SI5NPCSM)

Waitin' all day for...

Waitin' all day for...

Waitin' all day for Friday Night!

Alright, Friday Night, where are you?
Waitin' for the Quest that bleeds Red, White, and Blue
You want some Hijinks, (We want 'em too!)

Hey Mack, it's a fact, the King's back in town
Air Force and the Navy, a vengeful showdown
Airplane's rockin', time to crank up the sound

The Air Corps' best pilots come to play
Ghost to Coast, there's just one thing left to say-ay-ay-ay-aaaay!

I've been waitin' all day for Friday Night!
The Trumped get Jumped in a prime time flight!
More than a quest, it's everything right
It's why we're waitin' all day for Friday Night!

Yeah, yeah yeah!

Friday Night Questin' in '43
Bounce Lord planefag is the best on /tg/
Witches are out, it's the Quest to see
'Cause ES-DUBYA-QUEUE rocks on our /tg/!

>>22270887
>>22270899
>>22270910
Man, we really need to hype ourselves up to play MC.

>>22270943
Have Yoshika or Robin be a distraction while the rest sneak on.


I have no better ideas.

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>>22270943
remember young this is a sneaking mission

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Also, STRIKE WITCHES CRIMSON is running concurrently tonight. It involves Witches in Canada. And Canadian Witches.

>>22269749

Acquire Erica as assistant cause she is good at half assed off the cuff shit.

>>22270943
Just walk up the ramp like you own the place and ask the pathetic sailor on duty for permission to come aboard.

What's he gonna do? Say no to a bunch of little girls?

>>22270943
>Stowaway on the little boat

It's the proper way to get on a ship. It's tradition.

Also, who is with us? Just Yoshika and Robin?

>>22270943
Assemble a crack team of ice cream deprived commandos

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>>22270943
Go to the hanger and have the girls use their strikers to lift a refrigerator right off the top of the deck.

GIVE NO FUCKS

>>22270962
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6895XQItrg4

>>22270947
Gayyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>22270943
We need our orange crate for maximum sneaky

>>22270943
Borrow boat

>>22270943
Find Spaghetti Goblin
Throw her in the water
Shout 'man overboard'
then this >>22270984

Highlights of this plan include implying Zucchini is a dude.

>>22270977
We need as many wingmen as possible. Except Katherine. She's Navy, and therefore the enemy.

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Also, for future reference, the ship looks like this, but with a main battery of 12 14-inch guns instead of 8 16-inchers.

>>22270943
why are we attempting to complicate this?

We walk in and anyone that tries to stop us from getting ice cream is going to be asked if -they- want to be the asshole that wants to tell the thirteen-year-old, sad, crying, ADORABLE witch that she can't have ice cream?

And we'll make them tell her IN FRONT OF PRESS CORPS

>>22271057
And where would the ice cream be located? THIS IS IMPORTANT INFORMATION

>>22271048
The more people we have, the harder it will be to pin it all on us.

Bonus points for roping in any officers.

>>22271073
take a WILD guess..

For real though why can't we just find a sailor and get one of the little girls to ask him for ice cream?

>>22270943
Walk right in.

WE GIVE NO FUCKS

>>22271073
in the galley
>>22270948
I find the best way to do this is with alcohol, as MC would want
>>22270943
>steal boat
>steal uniforms
>navy it up
If we hid in a shell crate, that'd put us in a magazine...aka too fucking far away from the galley and the ice cream

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>>22271073
...like I'm gonna tell you lot.

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>>22271086
Up here?

>>22271066
...actually, you make a good point.

We could potentially take that further and request some for the party.

>>22271093
Sure we could. But where's the fun in that?

I see the voters are wasting no time going full-150% retard.

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Oh look another fucking Strike Witches thread.

>>22271111
yep you got it!

>>22271127
It's what we do best.

>>22271112
>>22271117
this would work until PF has us run into a marine. They are immune to cute

>>22270943
Use that boat.

>>22271080
We're ALL officers. Every last one of us. You have to be if you're a pilot.

>>22271132
Go back to france hitler.

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>>22271132
Oh look a dead man!

Who do we have with us currently?

>>22271080
"Hey, Rommel, Patton, c'mere. I got a job for you."

>>22271172
Robin and Yoshika, I think. Minna may be nearby, seeing as she was last seen with Yoshika.

>>22270943
There's got to be a ramp, right?
Can't we bluff our way aboard? Maybe impersonate Navy, or even better, Marines?

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Tapping Robin and Yoshika on the shoulders, you tilt your head to the side in a "come-along" gesture, and get them to follow you. Hiding in the scrubby bushes that grow near the shoreline, you shelter from the forklift headlights moving to and fro from the ship until you get near the dock. It's a massive, long, and very old affair, built long before the Great War. The cranes are creaky and rust-stained, but still serviceable, as they're swinging crates of ammo onboard without any trouble.

Taking shelter behind a large... posty thing, what which they tie big ropes to the ship to hold it to the dock, you size up your objective. Aside from the crates being swung aboard to be lowered near the primary magazine's loading hatches, there's a single gangplank near the stern of the ship where traffic to and from the shore is being routed.

"Yep," a tired-sounding voice says from below. "That's a barnacle, Jim."

Peeking over the crumbling, battered edge of the concrete dock, you see a light in the darkness below, a feeble flashlight beam playing over the California's hull.

"Looks good to me," somebody else replies, and you hear an idling motor putter a bit. The light turns on again about twenty feet further down the hull, almost directly below you.

"Are we even DOING this right?" one of the men wonders.

>STEALTH
>SEXY
>BOUNCE

>>22271182
>Implying Patton isn't ducking down behind a crate with his tank witches discussing a plan to steal the Navy's ice cream

>>22271201
>what which

You mean with?

>>22271201
>BOUNCE

SUP HOMOS HOWS BEIN IN THE NAVY WORKIN OUT FOR YA

>>22271201
>>SEXY
this is always the best option

>>22271201
>SEXY

And I'm talking about MC

>>22271201
SEXY STEALTH BOUNCE

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WILL LOOK LIKE BUT I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT AND I'LL NEED A CIGARETTE AT THE END

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>>22271127

>>22271201
>STEALTH
This is a sneak mission.

>>22271201
>SEXY

We need to take off our jacket and say hello.

>>22271201
SEXY STEALTH BOUNCE

>>22271201
>stealth operator time

>>22271217
>STEALTH

Let's try to do this right before resorting to the usual resort of mass mayham.

>>22271143

If a marine tries to stop us, we'll drag his ass over to the nearest press corps and shout "DID YOU JUST TELL THIS CRYING, YOUNG LADY SHE CAN'T HAVE ICE CREAM, MARINE?"

Actually, if we could lure a lone press corps guy away from the herd, we could give him an EXCLUSIVE STORY and let him cover the GREAT ICE CREAM RAID.

>>22270947

Faith Hill sucks and so does her SNF song.

>>22271222
>>22271224
Jump down on top of the screaming. While naked.

>>22271223
>>22271224
>>22271233
Is it finally time to show off our strip routine?

>>22271182
They were who i had in mind

>>22271201
>STEALTH BOUNCE

>>22271201
Bounce.

>>22271201
No matter what we do it's going to be sexy. I vote stealth.

>>22271201
>STEALTH
>SEXY

Try and sneak past them - when/if that doesn't work, deploy Robin & Yoshika as distractions. Sailors _should_ be forgiving of a quest to get two cute girls some ice cream.

>>22271201
>SEXY STEALTH
I dunno, it called to me.

>>22271256
What? We're the sexy around here!

>>22271256
>sailors
>heterosexual
We're the sexy here.

Time to pull out your Brit impression, and use it to BOUNCE.

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>>22271256
>Sexy
>Robin and Yoshika

What? We're the sexiest.

>>22271201
>>22271201
I vote for stealth, then sexy

>>22271284
>>22271271
>>22271265

MC: COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL

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>>22271223
>>22271224
>>22271233
>>22271234
>>22271264
>>22271294
NO, NOT SEXY! They are Navy.

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>>22271336
>They are Navy.

That's the point.

>>22271336
That's why it would work.

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Sneaking mission, etc, A SECURITY CAMERA!?

>>22271298
Come on!
Just because she's the one not wearing the breeches?

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>>22271373
I wondering if Minna would approve of this.

>>22271401
if she was with us, we'd have a good sexy option.

>>22271401
She shoulda thought of that before she damn near raped us in front of our father. Now we HAVE to get that bitch ice cream.

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>art by Rapestove skiddly-boo-bop

Crouching in the chilly night wind, you review what you know about the Navy in general and sailors in particular:

1. Gay as hell.
2. White uniforms.
3. Navy recruiting posters are gay as hell.
4.They spend a lot of time stripped to the waist man-handling huge phallic objects, ramming them HARD into those gaping breeches.

You stroke your chin thoughtfully as a ingeniously simple plan winds its way through your head.

"ROBIN!" you hiss. She crab-walks over, looking curious. You jab your finger at her. "ENRIBBON ME!"

Robin grins, and reaches for the ribbons securing her ponytails.

A few minutes of frenzied teenage-girl fingerwork later, you're looking fucking FABULOUS with your enribboned hair. You strip your torso coverings off, toss them aside, and perch upon the stanchion (yet another phallic-related Navy object) and wait for the launch to pass directly underneath you.

You fall upon them, swift and silent and terrible.

>>22271401
We can only hope she never finds out what a strap-on is.

>>22271411
Not for the Navy.

>>22271422
oh christ

>>22271422
>Navy
>Gay

What explains Mack and Georgette then?

>>22271443
there's exceptions to every rule

>>22271443
Mack is a lesbian trapped in a male body.

Cis scum.

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>>22271422
oh god

it's happening

>>22271443
Who?

And beard, most likely.

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>>22271443

Totally straight.

>>22271443
Georgette is french, the french and as everyone knows the french are really gay. The French gay in her is cancelled out by the Navy Gay.

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>>22271443
Pity.

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>>22271422
Now strike a pose.

>>22271422
NO PLANEFAG NO! YOU JUST WENT FULL NAVY!

>>22271514
It's just a disguise.

And maybe a game of pretend.

>>22271488
TR monster!

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>>22271481

>>22271492
AWAKEN, MY SAILORS!!!

I don't even want to know what terrible forces this will unleash in their pants.

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>>22271443
Georgette is perfect.

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>>22271567
Excuse me?

>>22271567
So that's what they call fucking nowadays. "Being". Hmm.

>>22271597
that's pretty zen

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>>22271593
Nobody likes PERRINE!!!!

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>>22271597
that's DEEP

>>22271593
pfft

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And then you miss the fucking boat.

You impact the water in a perfect Squatting Mantis form, your spread knees and crossed arms making for an impressively wide, nutsack-first impact with the ocean water. As you stare up at the dim dock lights above the surface of the water, you reflect abstractly that landing IN the boat from fifteen to twenty feet above the water might not have been conducive to your health.

Then the early spring Channel water and the force of impact fight through your beer-numbed senses at about the same time, starting in your balls.

Adrenaline and horrible, horrible, mindless pain send you into savage, clawing swipes as you try to gut the ocean itself, TEARING out of her womb with horrible and frenzied force. You breach in a blast of spray and water, screaming bloody blue murder. Your clawed hands latch onto the gunwales of the launch and you fling yourself halfway over, hands already windmilling for purchase.

They find the jacket of a young sailor.

"WHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH!" you roar, pulling at the sailor violently in your attempt to board, seawater spraying from your shirtless chest and ribbon-bedecked hair.

The sailor screams.

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>>22271536
Join the Navy & ride the Waves!

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>>22271645
>he actually believes that

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>>22271687

>>22271687
...mfw when I have no face to describe how hard I am laughing.

Pic related, I have no face.

>>22271645
Ian does apparently.

>>22271648
That's what she said!

>>22271687
oh boy here we go

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>>22271645

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>>22271687

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>>22271687

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>>22271687

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>>22271687

>>22271687
I'd say that turned out rather well for us.

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>>22271687
mfw

>>22271768
That's not a face...

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>>22271768
>>22271780
that's not a face at all!

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>>22271768

>>22271780
>>22271796
We've been betrayed!

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>>22271780
Jesus Christ he's right!

>>22271816
Quickly in to the bunker!

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Quickly, faces!

>>22271831
>Quickly, into the pillowfort!
fixed

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The sailor turns as white as his uniform, a shrill, high-pitched scream piercing the air, putting the boatswain's whistle to shame as he stares into the mad, lacy visage of Gaygoth, Deizen of the Fabulous Deep, risen from the inky depths to claim his anus. His muscles spasm with tremendous strength, and he simply leaps airborne, his back arching to execute a surprisingly effective, if clumsy and terror-driven, backwards dive.

Your feet still in the freezing-cold water, you turn to the next available handhold, the second sailor - and end up looking right down the muzzle of a Colt 1911 .45.

As you stare through the tiny little sights at the terrified eyes of the young sailor, you see the hammer falling in slow-motion.

A single, crisp "clack!" snaps through the chilly night air.

>>22271847
Inb4 planefag murders pillowfort in an incredibly violent manner.

>>22271857
WHY DID WE EVER THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?

>>22271857
BAD END

>>22271857
Young? Young!? YOOOONGE!

>>22271857
Load previous save. Choose Stealth this time.

>>22271857
We gnome, we fine.

>>22271857
>Implying mere bullets can fell Gaygoth

>>22271857
We Kappa now.

>>22271857
JAM!

>>22271857
Not as planned!

>>22271857
>UDED
>THUS BEGINS NO'OP QUEST

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>>22271857
>my face when the Navy carries on an empty chamber

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>>22271857
I KNEW THIS SHIT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN

>>22271857
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD TOP A CONE WITH THEIR BUTT

>>22271874
>>22271873
>>22271857
Guys calm the fuck down. Young is Gnome remember? He is going to be fine. This has happened before.

>>22271922
That's what planefag wants us to think.

>>22271073
in the main freezer, which SHOULD be located if this is anything like most small boys/destroyers, in third deck, where the main freezer is. Also, there should be CS and random seamen.

"I knew you Navy guys were shooting blanks"

>>22271950
I was going to make the obvious joke at the end there. Be grateful I have better self control.

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You and the sailor exchange pants-shitting terrified expressions as the harmless "clack!" of the 1911's hammer falling bounces off the dock and the side of the ship with impressive reverb before vanishing.

"HA!" you squeal. "HA! GNNNNNOOOOME! HAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA-" your booze-bombed brain begins laughing hysterically as the Adrenaline Train flies off the dynamited bridge and plummets into ohmyfuckingod canyon. Your mad, wide-eyed laughter is unstoppable and constant, and you can literally see the man's thin resolve shatter and craze like smashed ice in his eyes.

He drops the pistol and flings himself into the water, becoming a ball of flailing limbs as he tries to swim away in all directions.

>>22271422
>AF
>does anything useful
talk to me when you actualy defend freedom, instead of run while your land bases are raided./
>>22271443
its mad as fuck AF friends

>>22271912

OH MY GOD I'M GOING BLIND

>>22271968
Take his gun. Sakamoto could use it.

>>22271992
FEELS SO GOOOOOOOD

CLEARLY this all went JUST AS PLANNED.

This is all that anyone else will ever need to know.

We have a boat!

>>22271968
Shooting aliums is cool and all but inflicting primal terror on enlisted men is our true calling.

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>>22271972
your dress uniforms are terrible

holy shit

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>>22272007
>>22271968

>>22272021
How lewd

>>22272002
this

>>22271968
>Boat captured
>Gun looted
>Sailors terrified

Now for that ice cream. And a blanket. Shit's cold.

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>>22271968

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>>22271972
>b-baka! I don't need your satellites! I can launch reece planes like it's 1943! Watch me!

Tsundare when the US Navy says it - hilarious, misguided earnestness when the PLN says it.

>>22272021
hey, we have actual traditio on the E side (i still have my old uniforms in my closet somewhere) and my suit is pimp, and whites look good, unlike AF "hey lets 1950s suit it up, tradition? you mean 60 years ago? designs!

>>22272064

>yfw the US Navy is tsundere for the Royal Navy

Whatever people.

We are on a very important mission. Ice cream making machine. A most rare item that the Castle mysteriously lacks...

Wait... we're going to find out that there is an ice cream machine in the castle after this, aren't we?

>>22272081
Talk to me when theres a battleship on the seas. Now your all fucking floating air fields.

>>22272084
You, I like you.

>>22272100
Navy bases normally have one in the O lounge, but this is a witch base, so no.

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>>22272064
That's the second reference you've made to having knowledge about the military use of recon satellites.

Care to talk about this fact?

>>22272100
If there isn't Tesla would probably build one.

>>22272100
>Ice cream machine

That one's easy, we just need to find an American sub that's being written off from battle damage or retired due to age and take their ice cream machine off their hands.

>>22272104
are you a retard?

>>22272126
>base full of young, emotionally stressed women
>no ice cream machine
How has Barin survived this long?

>>22272125

>Oh, Royal Navy! I'm so sorry we have more carriers than you!

>'tis fine, ladies. Care to inspect my man-o-war?
>winkwinknudgenudge

>Of course, Royal Navy~

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>>22272064

... now I'm imagining Airforce-tan and Navy-tan being incredibly tsundare for each other. Army-tan is Airforce-tan's older brother, and is INCREDIBLY jealous that Airforce-tan is getting all the attention... and because of this, is sadly ignoring the desperate, hidden love of Marine-tan.

... the fuck am I smoking

>>22272064
but .. planefag kun, we have our own satelites
(also ways to shoot them down, destroyer-class can shoot down satellites, reducing the AF's space mission to minimum, which is a key tactical point of view, and for total thermonuclear war.. satelites aren't going to last long. Really the AF's key mission is heavy airlift and GPS control, since they can barely handle the land leg of the nuclear triangle [loosing nukes, really, what the fuck]. sorry, just hating on the AF, since they seem to have the worst of all worlds!

>>22272104
targets?

>>22272100
See, if it was a modern ship, we would have to go to the main freezer, but I'm not sure if they had ice cream machines yet, I mean we SHOULd be able to steal one from England, they aren't that uncommon yet, but going into the main freezer means we will have to fight the hardest boss of the Navy.. CS MAN.

>>22272100

Steal the one on the Cal.

>>22272131
It'll throw lightning and pure SCIENCE! about as it churns out icy deliciousness. As is expected of our resident not actually Mad Scientist.

>>22272151
We could always try to take the machine with us, rather than just claim the ice cream.

>>22272129

(I read GlobalSecurity.org)

(for fun)

>>22272157

And Army-tan and Marine-tan hate each other's guts.

>>22272143
Subs are too small, Tenders had them. As did the base. My grandfather has the one from the fulgrim somewhere in his garage still.

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>>22272157
I don't know, but pass it over here.

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>>22272157

>>22272195
Wrong, my good man!

Look up American subs in the Pacific War. I know for a fact that every sub from the Gatos onward had ice cream machines, and I think all the earlier classes that weren't the tiny-ass S-boats also had them. It was more-or-less an adjunct of the air conditioning, IIRC.

>>22272151
well, apparently in the Pacific there was an ice cream ship producing ice cream for the entire Pacific fleet in 1945.. so that is our target, but yeah,

>>22272195
a tender, jesus christ those shits are.. well old and still deathtraps, mad respect for your grandfather

>>22272230
The flags somewhere in the attic too. Its a cool piece of history.

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>>22272162
>OH HERRO AMERIHANN WE HAVV DER DEE AFF TWENTY WHUN DING-DONG IT BARRISTIC MISSIL KILL YOU CARRIER SO SWEET

>talk to the SM-3, bro
>talk to the SM-2, bro\
>talk to those converted Ohio-class boomers unleashing an ORGY OF TOMAHAWKS ON YOUR LAUNCH SITES so fast you won't even, like, shit son
>shit, son
>shit

it's

amazing

>>22272268
i was one one of those ohios, it was fun times ( diego garcia is a.. fun place, SEALs are.. welp if nothing else halo got right, i literally met master chief on the boat)

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>>22272268
FUCK YEAH THUNDERCHILD

>>22272268
>Thunderchild
;_;7

>>22272212
Indeed, cause that's gotta be some good shit.

>>22272268
>>22272350
has planefag even made a war of the worlds reference yet?

>>22272389
Yes.

So has that other faggot questrunner who shouldn't be named lest we summon it from the bowels of the internet.

>>22272230
I know the carriers had a deal going with the rest of their fleet that they'd give 5 gallons of ice cream for every pilot they brought in after battle.

The Navy guys used to brag about how they barely had time to get wet whenever they were shot down.

>>22272417
huh, what thread was that in?

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>>22272157
>Navy-tan, Army-tan, Mari-tan
Like this?

>>22272389
>martians invading
>use tripods as their main war machine
>are armed with heat rays

gee I wonder

>>22272434
ALL OF THEM

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>>22272264
>>22272195
>That feel when you have too much 40K on the brain and call the Tender Fulton the Primarch Fulgrim.

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Thunderchild fuck yeah

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>>22272350
>New Generation
That was shit.
Original was far better.

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Ten to fifteen minutes later you're still giggling like a lunatic as Robin helps Yoshika con the launch close to the opposite end of the ship, the stern. As Yoshika cuts the engine and lets it drift closer, Robin scuttles up next to you and shows you the action of the sailor's dropped pistol again.

"He didn't even have a round chambered," she tells you again. "He forgot to rack the slide!"

"hee!" you reply incoherently.

She shakes her head. "You big baby. Put your damn shirt on."

You struggle your numb arms into the dry shirtsleeves as Yoshika waves at the deck. "Hey! Hey!"

Two men peek over the side, and do an immediate double-take.

"No time for questions!" Yoshika says, pointing at you, whom has gotten your arms tangled in the wrong sleeves and are shaking violently from a heady cocktail of alcohol-aggrieved hypothermia, drunkenness, and adrenaline crash. "Emergency!"

The sailors blink. Then,in a flurry of motion, they let down the lines. Yoshika scrambles nimbly from one end of the ship to another, quickly securing the lines to the brackets at stem and stern.

"Hoist Away!" she calls, and you feel the launch beginning to rise. The winch motor purrs satisfactorily, and soon you feel the boat being swung over the deck.

"Set it down!" Yoshika requests, and the keel strikes the deck with a wet WHANG!

"Cut it off!" she cries, and the purr of the winch dies off. The sailors rush forward to secure the launch as Robin and Yoshika help you stagger upright and out of the boat, the sailors politely dispensing with some of the usual formalities of boat-handling to allow you swift transport to the infirmary.

As if.

>>22272494
Yoshika has got her act together.

>>22272296
> i literally met master chief on the boat

I know, right? Those guys exist in a separate reality.

>>22272523

They are TRUE HEROES OF THE IMPERIUM.

>>22272494
>Yoshika is IJN
She knows what's up

>>22272542
She's NAVY?

Well, we won't hold that against her.

>>22272523
the problem is, the second they got off the boat they got into fucking trouble, getting beat up by the chicanos of Guam, (turns out even SEALs can get jumped!), or forcing E div to drag them out of bars, into our waiting cab. god i spent so much money on cabfare.

>>22272549
So is Sakamoto

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Yoshika and Robin manage to hustle you belowdecks, out of the wind. In a small, cramped machinery space, filled with arcane and mysterious devices of unknown origin and impossible to discern purpose, you take stock of your situation.

"Ladies," you say ominously. "We're in the heart of the Beast.

>WAT FREAKING DO?
>acquire DISGUISE?
>acquire JEFFERY'S TUBES?
>acquire GUIDE?

>>22272558
>the second they got off the boat they got into fucking trouble
True SEAL fashion

>>22272577
>acquire GUIDE?
Find someone who's familiar with the ship, and talk circles around them until they help.

>>22272577
aquire JEFFRY'S TUBE
(its probally a turbogenerator or some shit, fucking conventional ships, not even having unlimited power)

>>22272577
>acquire GUIDE?

We have two witches, enough to convince someone, such as some relative newbie (named Wright perhaps)

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>>22272558
>the problem is, the second they got off the boat they got into fucking trouble, getting beat up by the chicanos of Guam

aaaahahahah oh god, I bet they never heard the end of THAT.

>>22272598
>Wright
>newbie

He's been on the ship for months by now. He's not a "newbie" anymore.

>>22272564
I don't think Japan had much of an Army Air Corp the way the US did, so I can tolerate that.

>>22272577
If we're being over the top, there is only one choice.
>acquire JEFFERY'S TUBES?
WE SHALL STRIKE FROM THE VENTS

>>22272577
>Guide
Maybe Yoshika has an idea where an ice cream device would be stored on a ship.

If not, we capture a sailor.

>>22272577
[X] Acquire DISGUISE

>>22272577
>acquire JEFFERY'S TUBES?

Wait, are we still naked?

>>22272577
>acquire GUIDE?

Heh heh heh, stupid Navy. We'll use you to steal the ice cream, and leave YOUR ass for the court martial!

>>22272577
>Acquire ADAMS!!! Californias witch right?

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Yoshika knows ships right?

>>22272577
>acquire GUIDE?

YOSHIKA! Your time to shine, newly-minted little sister!

>>22272577
We need a disguise, and a guide of some kind.

>>22272667
>implying ship layouts make sense
it has spaces that haven't been explored in months, strange non linear hiding spots, engine parts that should not exist, yet are leeching power, non linear non euclidean geometry, where Rickover himself waits...

>>22272651
more like captain's mast, its work to get a court marshal, you have to TRY. i literally broke probably 1 million USD worth of equipment and it sucked, but i didn't loose rank, (but there is a new procedure, so lol)

>>22272767
What did you break?

>>22272577
>DISGUISE
>TUBES

>>22272798
...motor. it was badly wired but I was the guy who found it out when I started it up.. and it broke. details are .. no because the actual thing is SECRETS, but yeah, I broke it, explained what I did, had some upgrades, but because i was honest, I didn't get fucked. protip, never ever lie, it can only be worse.

>>22272577
>acquire GUIDE?

We got Meeyafoogee, might as well use her.

>>22272845
>Never ever lie, it can only be worse
That and they always know... Always...

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"To the ice cream!" Robin crows.

"To the ice cream!" Yoshika joins in.

"TO THE ICE CREAM!" you declare, thrusting your fist into the air. You turn, take one step into the narrow hallway, and then swivel right back again.

"Uhm."

"I think I can find the galley..." Yoshika says thoughfully. "But... uhm." She eyes you up and down.

"Right," you say, yanking your arms out of the wrong sleeves. You wrestle with your shirt briefly, before snarling at its reticence and pulling it off completely, whipping it against the bulkhead a few times to pacify it. You throw it over your shoulder for the time being. "Right, so where-to?"

"Uhm," Yoshika says, glancing away from you and blushing furiously. "Ithinkyouneedashirt-"

"GOT ONE!" you declare happily, waving it around. "And so does..." you squint at Robin, taking stock of her attire for the first time. "The fuck is THAT?"

"What?" she says, plucking at her tank-top. "It's General-Issue?"

"For midgets, maybe," you growl.

"NolikeaUNIFORM" Yoshika sputters. "Khaki, like the guys on deck. So you... uh... fit in?"

You look around you, then down at your bare chest, then flip the ribbons in your hair with one hand.

"Hand me a five-inch shell and I could be on a US Navy Recruiting poster," you say. "What's the problem?"

"LET'S JUST FIND YOU A SHIRT!" Yoshika all but yells, taking off down the hall at a gallop.

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>>22272881
"What's wrong Yoshika. Got a problem with big guns?"

And flex while we're saying it.

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>>22272881
>Yoshika has a crush on us.

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>>22272939
biiig guns

>>22272939
"I think we need a vet, because these pythons are sick."

>>22272955
Missed the last thread I see.

>>22272955
We can't help it if we're so manly!

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>>22272972
I was there for the little "trick" they pulled.

But still...

>>22272955
>>22272972
>Yoshika is a brocon

>>22272955
dawwww

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You catch up with her several minutes later, where she lurks by a hatch with wisps of steam coming out of it. "Okay," she says. "This is the head and the rain lockers."

You regard her with a look more glazed then a donut.

"... bathroom and showers," she translates. "There'll be sailors with no clothes on, so all you have to do is... go in there... and... get their..."

You cross your arms and shake your head violently. "Oh HELL no I am not walking into fagzone with RIBBONS in my fucking hair," you say. "YOU do it."

"B-b-b-but that's LEWD!" Yoshika squeals. "I-I-I can't j-j-j-ust - just-"

"Okay," you sigh, yanking the damn ribbons out and handing them back to Robin. "Just... I need a distraction. A way to bounce their asses out of there long enough to swipe something that fits."

Yoshika rubs her hair awkwardly. "Well, there is... one thing... do you have a lighter?"

"Why?"

"No reason," she says, starting to blush again. "Just some... a trick I learned..."

>>22272956
What a retarded callsign. "Daughter of high breeding." Wow.

>>22272881
As funny as this is, we're gonna get caught without a shirt, ribbons in our hair, aboard a ship, and then we're never going to hear the end of it from Sean or Ian.

Can we at least remove the ribbons?

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>>22273018

>>22273027
Oh shit.

>>22273027
FIRE IN THE HOLE

>>22272956
Heidi has bigger guns.

>>22273039
Did you expect less from someone so full of noble pride?

>>22273047
Where were you when anon was going 255% retard?

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>>22273039
It's not her callsign, it's a title. She's based on this guy, who was named Heinrich Prinz zu Sayn-Wittgenstein. He was from a noble family.

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>>22273039
It's ok, she's voiced by seiba.

The one thing I did not miss about SWQ: retards who insist on hijinks and doing them in the most retarded ways possible.

>>22273068
>Where were you when anon was going 255% retard?

In our defense, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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>>22273108
Just read the picture.

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>>22273027
>trick I learned

...she's gonna heat the water pipe, turning it to steam and making them run out of the showers naked.

>>22272151

Apparently

>>22273150

is on way

>>22273108
no, it didn't.

>>22273172
one* even

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"... describe this 'trick'," you demand.

Yoshika approaches you, pulls you closer by one arm, stands on tip-toe and whispers it into your ear, the heat from her cheeks warming your ear.

"HA!" you snort. "Where the hell did you learn th-"

"ItwasareallylongtripfromJapanandboysaregrossOKAY" Yoshika stammers, squeezing her eyes closed.

"I'm sure," you say, still sniggering a little. "Okay, I'll need some paper..."

A few minutes later you swagger into the - the - the minimum headroom, you abrutly christen it, ducking your head to work around the damn pipes and stuff snaking around the ceiling. With your shirt over one shoulder, and still soaking-wet, you act like any man just out of the shower, and head for the usual post-shower ritual - the toilets.

You evaluate the posture of the men seated along the row of toilets against one wall, trying to evaluate the speed of their ablutions as they naturally try to hide it behind stony, impassive faces, as all men do when faced with such... public facilities. But, foremost amongst men, you are a master at knowing when somebody's full of shit, and soon you've claimed the choice seat, right at the "top" of the line, as Yoshika instructed you. The "Head" is a disturbingly simple, weight, space and machinery-saving contraption - beneath the single long bench with ass-seats in it is a long, sloped chute that carries the waste to the disposal at the far end; with a constant stream of water being pumped through from the near end, where you sit.

You reach into your pocket, and wait for Robin to make her move.

We're gonna blow up the toilets and spray shit everywhere, aren't we?

>>22273187
In no way can this possibly go wrong

>>22273225
Why do you think I said Oh shit?

>>22273225
thar be a shit storm a brewin

>>22273187
This is a shitty plan