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In any case. Just a recap on things as they stand: Kharn's and Sayaka's presents have been bought and secured. You had a bit of an encounter with Oriko and Kirika, an encounter you probably don't want to dwell too much on - that is, if you don't want Yuma to see some very strange and very disturbing images involving Oriko wearing really lacy underwear and your using Kirika's dismembered head as a kickball.

Your list still has four names to cross out, and you've added Kyuubey's name to the list after some thought. Mutant cat may be a bit creepy at times, but he's been a good boss as far as you're concerned. You've heard nightmare stories about girls in the other Officios, about their Incubators being much, much worse. As such, you hold yourself lucky that while you're contracted to a white furry Satan, at least you're contracted to the one who actually has, at the very least, good business ethics.

Yuma has linked back up with you in the department store lobby, and is waiting for your next course of action.

What do you do next?

[]Exchange the lacy panties for MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS.
[]Proceed with the gift buying. The choice of underwear will do.
[]Ask Yuma for potential gift choices.

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[X]Proceed with the gift buying. The choice of underwear will do.

Let's hit up a pet store and get the boss a gift!

[x] MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS

>>22263180
Return and also get MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS panties
Current ones are good but we also need disturbingly erotic panties for Sakura

Then ask Yuma what we should get Malal since we really don't know a huge amount about her

>>22263180
>[x]Proceed with the gift buying.

We have lots of Christmas to make happen, and not all of it is in Sayaka's pants.

>>22263180
SCANDALOUS is not CHRISTMAS, we don't need to maximize it. It would be nice, but we have other stores to hit and there's no guarantee that Oriko left yet. If we must, let's exchange it on the way out if it's still open.

>[x] Ask Yuma what Malal would want.

>>22263180
[x]keep the lacy underwear, get another set of MAXINUM LEWD.

>>22263238
But the best part is!
Because it is the gift that also gives for us

Stick to the plan
Go back and get maximum lewd panties using the measurements we got thanks to Oriko

I love how QB is commonly known in officio as "that mutant cat"

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Buy plugsuits

>>22263180
[x]Exchange the lacy panties for MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS.

MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS was fine while Yuma was off buying cake, but now that she's back I really do think we should move on.

We're going to give Kyouko's surrogate little sister a stroke otherwise.

>>22263537
If we had bought it she would know just from Kyouko broadcasting her thoughts of anticipation

Which would be pretty hilarious

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>>22263201 >>22263238 >>22263246

You decide to continue with the shopping for now. You'll go back and get some MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS panties for Sayaka later, once you're sure that Oriko and Kirika's gone from this particular part of the mall. The rest of the names still need crossing out, anyway.

After a few moments, you finally manage to get your breath back. You apologize to Yuma for this, saying that you've lost the MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS for a minute there, but now it's back and you're raring to go. The next one on THE LIST is Mami, in any case, and you've a few ideas on what to get her. Well, besides the obvious - you've heard her mumble in the locker room a few times about how her bras have been getting tighter and tighter, to the point where she'd had to go commando on some days (that's what you suspect, at least). You've tried to confirm it with her a couple of times, but she always ducked the issue, blushing furiously all the while.

"Oh, yeah, I noticed that too, Kyoko-sempai." Yuma pipes up, apropros of completely nothing and nearly making you drop the packet of Pocky that you've been in the middle of tearing open. "You could really tell by the way she walks slowly and carefully, without the spring in her step that she usually has. Otherwise they're just going to..." She lifts up a gloved hand to her own chestplate, palm skyward, and makes a bouncing motion.

"New brassiere's a nice choice for Mami-sempai, but...well, we don't have her exact measurements, and I doubt she'd appreciate a gift like that." The Culexus shrugs. "She seems the sort to buy her own...stuff. A tea set or something tea-related would probably work better. Or maybe some expensive tea instead?" Yuma points to one of the upper floors. "There's some shops here that sell the premium stuff."

What do you get for Mami Tomoe?

[]New brassiere!
[]A tea set! One of those stylish ones.
[]Expensive premium tea!
[]Something else?

>>22263664
ALL OF THE ABOVE!

We get a good paycheck that we probably don't use much, and Mami spends so much time being caring to everyone else that she deserves someone to think of her for once.

>>22263664
TO HELL WITH THAT!
MAMI SURELY KEEPS ON BUYING THE SAME BORING KIND BRAS!

LET US BUY HER SOMETHING [REALLY] MEMORABLE

LET'S ASK WARMASTER ABOUT HER SIZE.
SHE AIN'T BLONDE CONNOISSEUR FER NOTHING, RIGHT?

>>22263664
One of those one-size-fits-all strapless wonderbras. Actually, two. No, three. Three sets.
And the premium tea.

>>22263664
>[x]Tea set and some fine-ass tea.

We do not need to buy everyone's underwear. She should get off her boobs and buy new bras if she needs them so bad.

>>22263664
A fancy tea set with nice tea
This is MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS so just normal options won't do

As tempting as it is to get Mami some new Mami holders we sort of need to steer away from the lingerie section at least for now

>>22263664
>[x]A tea set! One of those stylish ones.
>[x]Expensive premium tea!

>>22263716

Tea set and fine-ass tea, yeah.

We're doing this to show those fat heads about true holiday cheer and Mami wouldn't appreciate us getting her bras.

>>22263742
Not to mention we are bad enough with Sayaka's sizes I doubt we would know Mami's

Although giving her a new lacy bra would be hilarious

By the way, everyone ignore my rambling about stuff for Malal last thread.
Kyouko wouldn't know any of that stuff, anyways.

>>22263699
>LET'S ASK WARMASTER ABOUT HER SIZE.
>SHE AIN'T BLONDE CONNOISSEUR FER NOTHING, RIGHT?
Well, yeah. But then, Mami is not that kind of a girl. Not even for Kharn.

>>22263845
Kharn would have eye raped her enough to perfectly know her measurements
It is Kharn after all

>>22263845
No, the thing is - Kharn should be so experienced, estimating a bra size with nothing but a glance is nothing to her

>>22263837
>Malal
We ask Yumo. She is Culexus, Malal is Culexus, so they should have some idea about one another.

Kharn's gaze is the reason Mami needs new bras, obviously.

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>>22263174

[x] Get one Issue of Miracle Midori X Murder Mayumi for each of the culexus-squad girls as a small chritsmas gift
[x] I mean.. Yuma likes it, right? And you have seen other Girls in the Officio reading it, so maybe its a thing now.

>>22263933
>advicePinky.jpg

[x] New Bra
[x] And a tea set too.

Hooray!

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>>22263707 >>22263716 >>22263732 >>22263738

Hnh. Well. As disturbing as it is to hear Yuma talk about this sort of thing like the weather, you do have to recognize her logic. Mami is pretty sensitive with her sweater puppies, even though she's the last one to say so. Buying her a bra without her actual measurements at hand would probably make for one awful and awkward Christmas gift, and Mami deserves better than that.

So you decide on the stylish tea set AND a bag of premium tea. Yuma nods at this, the vox speaker of her helm clicking, telegraphing the fact that your junior is just about to speak. Strangely enough, nothing follows after that, as if she'd changed her mind about speaking. It clicks a moment more, and it's then that her vox-mangled voice comes on again.

"Kyoko-sempai, I don't mean to sound presumptuous here, but do you know anything about tea?"

Not much, actually. You're more of a coffee kind of person. You do know that it's a long and complicated process just to brew it, and even more of one to drink it. You personally don't think much of the stuff - but you respect it enough, because classy people like Mami seem to enjoy it quite a bit.

"If that's the case, then I suggest splitting up again, for this one." She raises the boxed cake, and the bag containing Kharn's gift. "I'll drop this off at the company car, and then run up to the tea shop and get Miss Mami's tea set and that bag of premium tea. You go and tackle the next one on the list - that'd be Miss Murderface, right?"

Y-yeah. It's probably her that's next up.

"Well, you know her longer than I do, so that'll be easy for you. The stuff about tea, I actually know a bit about, so you don't have to worry about that." Even though her features are masked by her skulled helmet, you can hear the smile on her voice. "So, what do you decide, sempai?"

[]Split the party up. It's faster, anyway.
[]Stick together. Who knows what kind of people you might bump into next?

>giving Mami underwear
There is a difference between tasteful lewd and hue.
This idea is clearly the latter.

>>22264024
[X]Split the party up. It's faster, anyway.

But we need to make sure she is filled with the spirit of MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS first. So ping her a mental image of Mami wearing nothing but ribbons, her own ribbon of course, and a Santa hat to get her into the proper mood for this.

>>22264024
>[x]Split the party up. It's faster, anyway.
Updated my journal.

>>22264024
[x]Split the party up. It's faster, anyway.
We also need to find a gift for Yuma while we are alone.

>>22264024
[x]Split the party up. It's faster, anyway.
Okay, we should totally buy Murderface season tickets to the demolition derby arena.
>>22264035
Yes.

>>22264024

>[]Split the party up. It's faster, anyway.

i don't think we could encounter anyone worse than Kirika...

>please don't prove me wrong.

>>22264024
>[X] Split the party up. It's faster, anyway. Along with >>22264035

>>22264066
Short of switching to Murderface and meeting Pinky
There IS no one worse.

[x]Partysplitting
Not like we're going to run into anything problematic, HA HA HA

>>22264024
Split the party but take this opportunity to get Yuma's present done

And a reindeer costume / pajamas we can put on her over the top of her culexus outfit

>>22264024
[x]Split the party up.
Take this chance to also get Yuma's present.

>>22264078
>>22264066

Now we're going to run into her while buying gifts for Murderface...

Split up and get Yuma's gift while she's away.

>>22264126
Pft, we just compliment her bitchin' fashion sense. Pink and black? Classy as fuck.

>>22264024
>[X]Split the party up. It's faster, anyway.
NEVER Split only applies to zombies.

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>>22264024
[x] Split
[x] Think how you can MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS the Culexus-Hikis, otherwiese they will stay in their rooms and post shit on dubious imageboards instead of celebrating.

>>22264078
Pinky is not bad per se. She's just... confused about her feelings and incredibly powerful.

>>22264126
>>22264139
>wild PINKY appeared
>compliment the SHIT out of her
>helps us get the perfect gift for Homurderface
>as long as we put that it's from her too on it

>>22264200
>"hey, she loves guns, right?"
>"why don't you give her this one made of solid gold?"

>>22264171
We really should do something for them as well but I don't know what given they all seem to have very different hobbies

Get them some spycams or something? Maybe a remote control robo helper so they can drive it around and see what people are up to?

>>22264234
>help them be MORE hiki
How about we get them some sports equipment? Something for them to do OUTSIDE.

>>22264257
But they are hiki because they can't go interact with people, this could sort of make them interact with others

That makes me wonder can they stand being near each other without their suits since they all have the same skills?

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>>22264234

The answer to that is obviously >>22263933

Its popular in the officio right now, so we`ll buy that and some christmas themed sweets for them. Oh and hot wine punch.
Can`t have MAXIMUMCHRISTMS without hot wine punch.

>>22264234
I'm sure they'd like this. Make sure they're fairly large, so they can give Kyuubey a lift. I'm sure he'd get a kick out of being chauffeured around the Officio.

>>22264257
You *do* remember the whole "I am a walking anti-magic aura and so are my friends. We make other Magical Girls fall over frozen if we get close enough" thing, right?

>>22264267
Yeah, this seems to be popular and it'd help Yuma get some things to share in common with her fellows!

I was going to suggest giving them some board games or suchlike to at least make them interact with each other instead of staying in their rooms all day.

I don't think Kyouko has enough of a budget to buy a gift for every Culexus.

Something cheaper and nicer would be to have Kyouko, who's the only who can stand to be around them without throwing up, to hold a small party or something, if you absolutely must.

Also, a bit meta but remember that every Culexus except for Yuma is going to die in just about two months. I think a party would be more memorable than a gift for them.

>>22264318
That is a good point really
I am sure there must be some others who can handle their presence though, Kirika didn't seem too bothered by them back in the Mami flashback but 1 fuck her and 2 Kyouko doesn't know that

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>>22264313
>I was going to suggest giving them some board games or suchlike to at least make them interact with each other instead of staying in their rooms all day.

>>22264351
Kirika is sort of "too crazy to care"

>>22264374
I actually pictured a heap of culexus playing d&d or rt

>>22264398
>>22264313
Who cares, they're gonna die anyway

>>22264405
Kyouko cares!

>>22264405
So is everyone you're ever going to meet, along with you yourself, but does that diminish the meaning of MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS?!

NO!

NO IT DOES NOT!

>>22263664

A DILDO

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>>22264405
allow me to remmind you...

>>22264440
Pretty sure they have plenty of those
And other more esoteric devices designed for more than one girl

Maybe that's Malal's real hobby...

>>22264024

[ ] Split Party.
[ ] Get Murderface all the Die Hard movies

>>22264460

Speaking of gifts for Malal...

How about an Arudino? If she's into programming and gadgets and stuff, she might like that?

Or perhaps...

Kharn. malal. Classy dining establishment.

>>22264481
But helmet.

But me no butts. She can drink through it, why not eat through it?

>>22264481
>>22264499
>>22264641

The Ninth Officio is real influential in this city, right? Why not give a fancy establishment a call and lean on them a bit to give an exclusive reservation to Warmaster Kharn and a guest of her choice?

>>22264663

>cont.

Exclusive in the sense that it'll be just Kharn and her guest, plus whatever music players and staff will be there.

>>22264671
And all the cooked foods will have their heads still on to be removed at their leisure?

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>>22264035 >>22264066 >>22264171

You decide to split up again. Yuma's right - it'd be much faster to leave the matter of tea to her, someone who actually knows something about the stuff. It cuts the shopping time in half, too - you don't have to spend as much time flitting back and forth to complete your list.

The Culexus is quick to follow your decision, and once more you're left alone to your own devices. It's only until Yuma's well and gone that you realize that you didn't get to give her the bag containing Sayaka's lacy unmentionables to stash back in the Warmaster's Maurader. You frown at this, and contemplate calling Yuma back - but you decide that it's not worth having her double back to you. It's not that it's heavy or anything like that, anyway.

Well, whatever. With Mami's gift being taken care of, Murderface is next on your list. And she's pretty easy to get gifts for, come to that. You've heard from Malal that she seems to be getting interested in alcohol - and you've spotted her ordering a few drinks from the company bar. She didn't seem to like mixed drinks very much, though - so maybe something along the lines of hard liquor, but not anything too fancy? Something that's more up her alley, like...whisky...maybe?

There's always the chance that Mami might disapprove, though. You've seen the way she dotes on the girl - kind of motherly in a way, just a bit more intensely than a big sister. One time, she even spent the entire night brushing out Murderface's hair, back when she still had it long, and still bore the name Girl A. You volunteered to help then, but Murderface simply growled at you.

Heh. Probably wanted Mami all to herself. Not that you couldn't blame her. If you didn't have Sayaka, well...you'd probably go for Mami yourself, come to that.

[1/2]

>>22264704

...Wait, is that why you're geting all weird for Oriko? She certainly is sorta Mami-like, but--

+Focus, Kyoko-sempai.+ Yuma pulses to you, again. +You're slipping. Maximum Christmas and all that.+

Geh...! Cheeky little runt! She's got a point, but...!

In retaliation, you think about Mami in such a way that you've never thought about her before. Well, you probably have, once or twice, before Sayaka came into your life. In fact...

+G-gh! Stop! STOP, SEMPAI. I GET IT. NO NO NO NO--+

Yuma's desperate cries for you to stop trail off into a helpless whimpering, before finally trailing off into silence.

Heh. You reach up with the back of your hand to wipe off a burgeoning nosebleed, before continuing to stalk forward, glancing at the shops this way and that.

What do you get for Murderface? You note that this'll be your first Christmas with her, too, so you have to make it memorable.

[]Your favorite brand of whisky.
[]Quality smokes. She seems like the sort to smoke, right?
[]Something cute. A jacket, maybe?
[]An expensive firearm? She seems like the gun nut.

>>22264712
[X]Quality smokes. She seems like the sort to smoke, right?

Don't just get her cigarettes, I'm thinking we should get her a PIPE!

We can also get her a nice jacket, but the pipe is the important thing.

[X]Your favorite brand of whisky.
We can get her what we like! Then we can have drinks with her and it'd be all great and buddy buddy and she won't brush us off like always and disdain our feelings when we reach out to her!

;_;

>>22264712
[x] Whiskey, jacket, and a firearm.
Though I have no idea how they're selling guns in Japan, with how restrictive the gun laws are over there.

>>22264712
[x]Your favorite brand of whiskey.

BARREL OF KONG NOW!

>>22264712
>>22264704
Something cute, a jacket would be nice since she doesn't seem to wear much other than her costume

Also hide a good bottle of whiskey in it

Also go get maximum lewd underwear for Sayaka while we are at it

>>22264712
[x]Your favorite brand of whisky.

>>22264712

[ ] Quality Zippo lighter. If not

[ ] Whiskey.

>>22264712
Out favorite whiskey and a pack of good smokes.
Maybe a good smoking jacket, too? We don't want Murderface to be the only one whose whole gift has a shelf life.

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>>22264704

Pic related, I guess.

>>22264741

Goddammit anon.

[ ] A golden Desert Eagle sold by the totally-not-suspicious pink-haired woman in sunglasses just over there.

I mean, uh,

[X] Some good whiskey. Yeah.

>>22264712
You know for someone who likes a yuri manga and who has a goddamned miracle Midori dakimakura Yuma really is easy to tease

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Speaking of fantasizing about Mami...

>>22264712
[X]Something cute. A jacket, maybe?
>encouraging her bad habits
Not smart.

>>22264898
Nothing wrong with a little drink once in a while!

Or a lot of drink in a short while, hahahaha! Though she should really loosen up and relax around her friends!!

>>22264898
Well Malal is encouraging them enough for everyone at this point I think

Kyouko is just trying to find something to MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS! Murderface with

[X]Something cute. A jacket, maybe?

No need to encourage her bad habits.

Anyhow, both the whiskey and the jacket is my vote. Cause Kyouko likes Murderface.

>>22264943
Aside from Mami she really was the first one to warm up to her wasn't she?
Aside from the first thread where we blatantly called Sayaka her girlfriend and it caused her whole head to go as red as her hair

>>22264956
That's because Kyouko never gives up hope! She's snarky and hard on the outside but is so timid and needing friendship under that shell

>>22265046

Yeah, the audio drama and side materials reveal that she got friendly with Mami really fast when they first met but had a horrendous falling out after her father murdered her family.

Despite that and the cynicism that she displayed throughout most of the series, she was still willing to work with Homura against WPN and tried to save girl she only met a few days ago.

>>22265083

You are now imagining adopting Kyouko. And then making her pancakes. And then spoiling her silly.

>>22265102
>tfw you will never be a motherly Mami to the whole cast to smooth over their little differences and arguments and comfort them and love them wholeheartedly

>>22265083
That was honestly one of the saddest parts of the series

[]An expensive firearm? She seems like the gun nut.
-[x] And lacy underwear.

Maximun scandalous, when?

>>22265083

Rewatching the series, I can see that the reason why Kyoko grew fond of Sayaka was seeing her so stupponly defend her ideals as a "heroine of justice"

Thinking about it, I guess that Sayaka had a hard time when she first joined the officio. Seeing that see was closer to being a sellsword instead of a heroine of justice.

>>22265372
I think she saw part of herself and her little sister in Sayaka
Thats why she took her death so hard

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>>22264741 >>22264762 >>22264785

Drinks, smokes and a jacket for the cold weather. That sounds like a nice assortment of things to get for your first Christmas, doesn't it? Yeah, that's what you'll get for ol' dour Murderface, maybe she'll be happy enough with it that she'd smile just a little bit. Granted, she's gone a long way from being the silent, unpredictable Girl A that you yourself once had to knock unconscious because she had a gun to Sayaka's head and was screaming this nonsense about fallen angels and so on - but it'd certainly be nice to see a more...normal side of her, anyway. One that didn't look so..miserable and haunted all the time, only to liven up whenever Mami was near.

You remember all too clearly the first week after Mami and Sayaka pulled her out of Charlotte's barrier. It was quite the stressful time - although you're probably understating it, considering that Mami nearly had a nervous breakdown dealing with Girl A. So many times that Girl A woke up screaming, clawing at her restraints, asking questions no one had the answer for. 'What timeline am I in?' was one. 'Is she safe?' was another. Every single one asked in a hoarse scream, desperate for anyone to answer them.

And then, when the medical staff had barged in to sedate her, with either you or Sayaka holding her down (sometimes the both of you, at once), she'd cry loudly and pitifully about failing again. About being scared of dying again. Apologizing to no one, crying with so much pain that it only took the sight of her tears for Mami to break down herself. Even you weren't immune, and you had to retire to somewhere private, where no one would hear you muffle your own sobs against a blue-haired Eversor's shoulder.

[1/2]

It seems Whiskey is at eight votes, jacket is at five, everything else is at one or two each.
So Whiskey and a jacket sound good to everyone?

>>22265421

Day and night you and Mami stood vigil over this strange, lonely young woman from a Witch barrier. No Incubator owned up to establishing her contract, no one knew who she was, and no one seemed eager to find her. Even in this world where girls like you - the forgotten, the disowned, the lost - found meaning and redemption in becoming a Magical Girl, only she seemed to be truly forgotten by everything, the only one completely lost. Being a Magical Girl only seemed to make it worse. Mami shared your sentiment, here - you suspect that it's why she tried so hard. It's why you did, anyway.

Procuring the jacket wasn't all that hard. You bought her a navy blue bomber jacket, the one with the soft fur at the collar and the padded material to keep the cold out and the heat in. You have a bunch of these yourself - you think they're brilliant and comfy, especially in Mitakihara where it always seems to be chilly. You can make them as snug or as loose as you like, you can use it as a blanket if you're lying down or a comforter if all you have to sleep on is the cold, hard ground - and you can roll it up into a pillow if you're lacking one. In one of the inner zip-up pockets, you stuff a pack of Marlboro Reds - they're the only ones you've tried before, and you liked them well enough. You'd have gotten her flavored cigars, but it doesn't fit her image.

You're just about to make your way towards a liquor shop - to handle the third and last piece of Murderface's MAXIMIZED CHRISTMAS package - when your smartphone vibrates again, signaling a call, this time. You blink at this, and pull it out. The screen name - and the photo that comes up - tells you that it's Sayaka calling.

[]Answer it. May as well see what she wants.
[]Let it drop. You're still a bit sore about what she said about Christmas.

>>22265427
>[]Answer it. May as well see what she wants.
Maybe she's done being a fathead and is ready to join in Maximum Christmas.

>>22265427
Drop it, we have MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS! To be doing

>>22265427
[x]Answer it. May as well see what she wants.
We ignore it, and there'll only be more screaming later.

>>22265427
>Walk and talk
It might be something important, but we're still very sore about all this.

>>22265427
See what fathead non maximum Christmas Sayaka has to say

[X]Answer it. As MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS SANTA.

>>22265474

This sounds fine. Walk and talk, do a bit of window shopping, maybe see something for Yuma or Malal.

>>22265427
>[x]Let it drop. You're still a bit sore about what she said about Christmas.
Pout.
She'll be sorry once she sees that awesome present we got her

>>22265427
>[x] Let it Drop

MAXIMUM POUTING!

>>22265427
[]Answer It

We've already got her gift, maybe she wants to help do Christmas now.

>>22265427

>[X]Answer it. May as well see what she wants.

Prepare for bitching.

>>22265427
>[X]Answer it. May as well see what she wants.

>>22265427
"MoshiMAXIMUM, Sayaka-chan."

>>22265421

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gJqrcMWTtQ

Wow, that does not sound like the calmness of Homura Akemi.

Either:
1. She had her demeanour shattered along the way.
2. The idea that that Homura prime took this worlds version of Homura through timeloops is true.

>>22265427

>[x] Answer the phone.

Its probabily just Sakaya telling us to get back to the officio

>>22265784

RibbonHomu tried to bring back Madokami, Madokami witches out, rips RibbonHomu's heart out, mental and physical trauma wrecks her psyche.

Messy.

>>22265831
>>22265784
Homura's demeanour does get close to breaking at some points; see when she confronts Madoka after shooting Kyubey and she breaks down sobbing for a bit begging for Madoka not to go.

She recovers fast, but it does show the vicious pain in her heart she's been carrying.

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>>22265443 >>22265473 >>22265474

You answer the call. While letting it drop may be a tempting way to show how you felt about what she said regarding Christmas - you've been with Sayaka long enough to know that she absolutely despises passive-aggression and any acts resembling it. She'd told you time and again that if you wanted to voice out a complaint, then you should do it in the most direct way possible - no limpwristed nonsense like cold shoulders or the silent treatment or anything like that. She wanted you to be frank, to be direct, to be proactive with how you felt. It was how she dealt with things, and expected to be dealt with the same way.

Well, it's definitely a rather honest and pragmatic way of living, and you can't fault her for wanting a clear-cut, black-and-white response out of everyoneo she met. You do have your own issues with such a way of treating people, but like all couples, it's one you both agreed to disagree on. At the very least, you promised her that you'd always make it clear to her how you felt.

You said as much before you left the Eversor Common Room, anyway.

The call connects, and you hear Sayaka's voice, all stiff and formal.

"Kyoko. Where are you? You shouldn't act that way in front of the Warmaster, you know. That's bad form."

It's a strange phenomenon, really - all your friends, barring Mami, seem to be quite horrible at phone conversations. Kharn's prone to hanging up on you at random times, and often her accent gets so thick that you can't understand what she's saying; Murderface's idea of a conversation involves long periods of silence in between before she murmurs a reply; As for Malal, well, she always seems to know what you're about to say just as the call connects. Even before you could say anything, she'd have repeated the gist of your message back to you, thanked you, and then hung up.

[1/2]

>>22265976

As for Sayaka, well...she's not really the sort to enjoy conversation over the phone. She's told you enough that she found it impersonal, although you've heard the smile in her voice whenever you called to check up on her. But in normal circumstances, a phone call with Miki Sayaka usually involves clipped, terse language, no hanky panky or sweet nothings or nicknames or anything of the sort. Just a really tense conversation, something that you'd want to get over with sooner than later - that irrational fear of being interrogated prickling the back of your neck and giving you a cold sweat.

You consider your reply just as you get to the liquor shop - where a pink-haired girl with rather nice amber eyes and a pink apron over a blouse and skirt combo attends to you with a smile. You grin at her - she's wearing her hair in some rather cute ponytails, each one secured with white ribbons. Gesturing that you're on the phone at the moment, you mouth an apology, before pointing towards the bottles of Kong Whisky at the display. She nods in understanding, taking one of the bottles and placing it on the counter in front of you.

How do you reply to Sayaka?

>>22265987
Act like what? A normal human being who likes Christmas and wants to enjoy it with her friends?

>>22265987
"I believe that morale needs to be maintained, Sayaka, especially in the face of what's coming.
"I won't apologize for that."

>>22265976
>>22265987

"I was and still am out of fucks to give about that. Wait, let me check--... Nope. No, sorry. Completly zero fucks in my pockets either. Do you want to try again later? "

[x] MAXIMUM BITCHINESS

>>22265987

"Hello, Sayaka. I'm kinda busy at the moment, so make it quick."

But lewd it up.

>>22265987

we do not want to spoil the surprise, but we'll be honest and direct about it.

"currently shopping, i could perhaps have reacted a little less explosive. maybe. nah. i don't care what people say, Christmas should be celebrated even if we might all die horribly the very next day. do we need toilet paper?"

optional "what are you wearing?" to throw her off.

[x]"She'll get over it! Especially after she's seen what I'm getting her! Hahaha!"

Cheerful MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS. No fucks, carry on browsing for shopping stuff.

>>22265976
"I'm out, doing important things. Borrowed Yuma, we'll be back soon."

Include an "I love you" before hanging up.

>>22265987

"Come on Sayaka, you know what Kharn's like. She doesn't care how I act. Don't worry about me, I am just making sure that some people have some fun in their lives"

>>22265987
>>Madokami selling booze

Decu, what the fuck.

"I don't care about 'proper decorum in front of the Warmaster.' I'm not letting her or Kyubey ruin Christmas. We need this, for morale if nothing else. I'm hanging up now. Merry fucking Christmas. "

>>22266095
Lotta people in Japan, one of them will fit the bill eventually.

>>22266095
She's got to pay the bills somehow, and she knows that supplies are always going to sell well with Murderface's habits!

>>22265987
"You, Kharn, and everyone else are going to have a MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS and LIKE IT. And there's nothing you can do, and Kharn is going to like it too much to do anything.

Well shit, we ran into Pinky anyway.

We must chat this alcohol salesperson up!

She didn't even card us!

>>22266069
This. Also, add in something along the lines of:

"How do you feel about lace?"

>>22266127

Awww. Pinky loves Murderface so much that she will be a salesperson just for the slight chance that Murderface will come to buy alcohol from her.

>>22266261
We're still going MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS, right?

>>22266267
>implying she isn't ALL alcohol salespeople

>at once

>>22266293

And this, anons, is why we should go for the Madoka route with a fix of green on the side.

Wait. Kyouko is going to get a bottle of golden alcohol isn't she?

>>22266278
True, but the idea would be the embarrass Sayaka into silence.

>>22266278
I think what we have should be sufficient for Christmas.

>>22266308
Oh god, not Goldschlager...

>>22266352
DON'T YOU BACK DOWN ON ME FUCKER. MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS REQUIRES MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS.

>>22266278
Of course we are also getting MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS

Preferably while Yuma is there so we fill her mind with bad images

>>22266352
MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS is as much a gift for us as it is Sayaka anyway

>>22266368

Oh God it exists. Why would you want to drink that?

>>22266398
Lord only knows...Only had it once in my life and that's too many times.

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>>22266022 >>22266041 >>22266065

"Currently shopping," You reply, in a tone you hoped sounded aloof, yet natural. "Could perhaps have reacted a little less explosive. Maybe. Nah. I don't care what people say, Christmas should be celebrated even if we might all die horribly the very next day." You take the silence after that as a good thing, and continue on as if you've said nothing out of the ordinary. "Hey, do we need toilet paper?"

More silence. Then... "...No, we're still good with that. Look, I know what you're trying to do. And I understand it. It's just...the rest of the Officio is spooked, that's all. The Warmaster thinks that it's much better if we take the time to train and ready ourselves instead of...playing around."

"Playing around?" You can't help but be offended at this, your eyes narrowing. "Christmas isn't playing around! It's one day of a year where you can show someone how much you appreciate being a part of their lives! Granted, we don't do it enough even when it's not Christmas, but when we actually have a day set to do it, you suddenly don't because there's a Witch hangin' over our heads? I don't believe I'm hearin' this from you, Sayaka!"

"Kyoko." Sayaka's voice is flat, terse. "Don't overreact."

You let your silence speak for you. In the interim, you glance at the single solitary bottle of Kong that the girl had placed on the counter, before pointing at it with your free hand and then holding up three fingers. The pink-haired attendant blinks at your unspoken request, before smiling again and nodding - placing two more bottles of the same brand beside the first. You give her a thumbs up, and motion that you'd like them gift-wrapped into a single package. She nods again, smiling, although you could see from her eyes that she's a bit concerned from the way your conversation with Sayaka is going.

[1/2]

>>22266436

"...Look, I get it, alright? I know that morale's important, but there's nothing wrong with being ready for the worst. Besides, we can celebrate after, when we're not worrying about it. Being happy and cheery isn't going to change a thing. It's not going to get rid of...of Walpurgisnacht." A sigh. "Come on, Kyoko. Talk to me. Don't close up on me, you know how I hate that."

How do you reply?

>>22266451
Ah yes. "Walpurgisnacht." We have denied those claims.

>>22266451
"I get what you and the Warmaster were getting at, and I know its reasonable and such.
"But this is just for one day, and no matter how much preparation and training we do, some of our friends aren't going to be coming out of this, Sayaka. I'd rather they went out without regrets, alright?"

Tell her morale is the most important thing needed for an army, and put her on hold to chat up Madokami.

>>22266451
"It's more than morale..."
Imagine Christmas with the little sister, get a little choked up and allude to this. Make her feel bad about shitting all over Christmas.

Then, when the conversation is over, we go straight back into MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS.

Tell her that we trust she will protect us no matter what happens, so we will have time to do this.

>>22266451

"i'm not closing up on you, i'm doing exactly what i just said. Shopping. I think we needed some more soap/shampoo."

when the conversation is over tell her you love her and get back to MAXIMIZE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF CHRISTMAS!

>>22266451
No one likes to say it, but what if this is the last time we have to celebrate together? What if it's…the last chance to be with someone you love? That should be a happy time, right?

>>22266451
What if there isn't an afterwards?
You can't live forever putting enjoying yourself off because of what might happen tomorrow.

And one day isn't going to change things if we don't train anyway

>>22266451
"One mopre day of training isn't going to make a difference. Having a party is going to let people destress and enjoy themselves, leaving us all a little less high-strung before the fight. It'll be good for everyone, jerkface. Get ready to have a good time!"

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If you ask me, the most disturbing thing about Walpurgisnacht is not the witch itself, but the familiars. Who are magical girls who have either died or witched out.

>>22266451

Perhaps could go the morbid route and mention "Not all of us could be around after Walpurgisnacht, how many of us will left when next year rolls around."

Then mention that we are busy and we will talk later.

Perhaps we should buy the drink and move away from the muggle before we mention this.

>>22266630
Jesus Christ, how horrifying. I'm hoping the familiars are just that, and not the consciousness of the fallen girl.

>>22266451
"That's the point, you know? What if the people we appreciate aren't there any more after the battle? What if--what if you're not there any more? What if it's me?"

"...yeah, I guess you're right. "

"-Is what I would say if I wasn't possessed by the spirit of Christmas maxims!"

>>22266390
Perhaps, I suppose

>>22266378
I can't back down from something I wasn't here for.

Also, I'm disappointed that there wasn't even the SUGGESTION of a "gift certificate" for a fitting at that specialty bra shop in the mall for Mami.

So I missed the last few threads and just reading up now but, How do you keep doing this Decu? Just when I think I've HNNNG'd enough at this quest you give Yuma more character depth and it's heart attack time again.

>>22266451

"..and no amount of brooding will change a thing either."

"Being ready for the worst isn't just training your body to remember how to fight. It's also about remembering your reasons for doing it and preparing for the worst outcome after all's said and done."

"Not everyone's going to be okay with facing the worst by spending everyday training and not all of them are guaranteed to come back out of this fine either. No amount of training is going to prepare you for that !"

>>22266451
If you're so scared of Walpurgisnacht, shouldn't you want to enjoy your last Christmas in this world?

>>22266845
We don't need to risk running into Oriko again...shit would get awkward real quick.

>>22266845

we could make a suggestion about it at a later date, present time Mami doesn't seem as bothered by a lack of bra's to fit her bosom so it is likely that we did.

>praise the breasts!

>>22266630
>>22266755
These pls. Let's go for emotional confrontations that hint at even more depth besides the desire to be awesome at all times.

>>22266861
Different shop entirely, obviously, and that's no reason to not even suggest it

Deculture summoning time?

>>22266936
What's the ritual?

Nyan Nyan, Nyan Nyan

Ni hao Nyan.

Gorgeous.

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>>22266482 >>22266557 >>22266591

"Kyoko? Kyoko, come on. Am I just talking to myself, here? Dammit, I--"

"What if there isn't an afterwards?" You cut Sayaka off. "No one likes to say it, Sayaka, but what if this is th' last time we have to celebrate together? What if it's the last chance to be with someone you love?"

A cozy Christmas. Warm food on the table. Your mother in the kitchen, your father setting the table. Your younger sister, pouting as she insists to sit next to you, never once letting go of your sleeve.

You reach up with your free hand to pinch at the bridge of your nose, trying to disguise the fact that you're wiping at your eyes. "This...this should be a happy time, isn't it? We don't have time to put things off like this. What if you're not there to celebrate it with me afterward? What if it's me...?"

Silence. Utter silence.

"That's a lot of what ifs, you know." Sayaka's reply is soft, but sullen. "You promised that we'd never talk about stuff like that. With what we do, we shouldn't talk about that sort of stuff at all." Another sigh. "This isn't like you, Kyoko..."

You sniff derisively at this. Of course it wasn't. If they'd only kept their mouths shut about Christmas and let the Secret Santa happen, this would've have even happened. In any case, this'll be good for everyone, so she should get ready to have an awesome Christmas. One that's properly maximized.

"Idiot." You hear Sayaka sniff as well. "...I love you, you know that, don't you?"

You murmur the affirmative after a moment of silence, before returning the confession and hanging up.

[1/2]

>>22267079

"...I should really card you for this, you know," The pink-haired attendant says after you've blown your nose into the handkerchief that Sayaka always makes a point to make you bring along. "...but I think it's alright. It's Christmas, anyway." She beams at you, and you mumble your thanks as you give her your debit card. "I'll just say that you were buying it for your parents, or something."

Yeah. Yeah, that's a good cover story.

She rings up the giftwrapped bottles of Kong for you, and you grunt slightly as you take them off her hands. You didn't think they'd be this heavy, three bottles of booze taped and wrapped together.

"Oh, and have this one, on the house." The attendant gives you what looks to be a single shot of Kong in a miniaturized replica of its bottle, a rather cute pink bow tied around it. You thank her for it, placing it in the bag that contained the rest of Murderface's gifts. "Christmas promo for all our customers who buy more than two bottles." She seems to hesitate for a moment, before reaching over to pat your hand. "You're a good...um, girlfriend, Kyoko-san. Please take care of Sayaka-chan."

...What? How'd...how'd she know your name? And Sayaka? And--

"Oh, um." The girl seems to redden at this, her eyes widening, before smiling awkwardly. "The...the volume on your phone, I could hear your conversation clearly. I didn't mean to eavesdrop, though, really. I'm sorry if it seems that way." She ducks slightly in apology. "I...um. I'm pretty new here, to be honest, and one of the things I learned in management was to be a bit more personal in my approach. That said, you...you look like you needed to hear something like that."

...Huh. Well, erm. You suppose that's true. You manage to look sheepish at this, laughing slightly at yourself, before thanking her again. You tell her that you wish other booze shop attendants were as nice - and as pretty - as her.

[2/3]

>the summoning worked.

>>22267079

>my heart stopped working.

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>>22267100

"O-oh. Hee. D-don't say stuff like that, you've already got a girlfriend!" She chides you, her own cheeks burning redder. "A-anyway, I hope everything turns out alright, whatever it is! I'm sure it'll work out for the best!"

You hope so too. You wish her a Merry Christmas, and it's then that you move on.

[MURDERFACE GIFT PACKAGE COMPLETED!]

What to do, next? You're making good progress, here.

[]Call up Yuma, check on her progress with Mami's present.
[]Move on with the next name on your list.

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>>22266293
>implying she isn't EVERYONE

>>22267110
Call Yuma, if she is still going to be a little while get her gift, if not onto the next person!

I still think we need to get her reindeer clothes at some point in this

>>22267110

[]Call up Yuma, check on her progress with Mami's present.

need to know if we cross out 1 or 2 names from THE LIST!

but before that, we are sort of low of maximum. Lets recover and then make the call!

>>22267110
[x]Go and get something for Yuma. Reindeer pajamas, or something otaku-ish.

>>22267132
If we get Yuma reindeer pajamas, we get a full Santa outfit for us, fake beard and all.
...
We should do that anyways.

>>22267110
>[]Move on with the next name on your list.
Moving on!

>>22267110
[x]Move on with the next name on your list.

Let's get some festive helmet ornaments for the Culexi. And some shampoo.

>>22267159
Nah we do Japanese girl Santa which is pretty much Kyouko's outfit +hat, reindeer helper and a sleigh

>>22267110
>[x]Move on with the next name on your list.

Yuma knows what she's doing. She'll call us if she has a problem. In the meantime, we should get as much done as we can.

>>22267110

>[x]Move on with the next name on your list.

Yea, lets do that.

Any ideas for Malal?

>>22267110
>[X] Call up Yuma, check on her progress with Mami's present.

We're getting Yuma a limited/collector's edition Miracle Midori volume, yes?

>>22267110
[x]Move on with the next name on your list.
What would Malal want?

>>22267181
Get them all helmet ornaments
It would be hilarious to see them all going around with cat ears, dangly sparkly things etc

>>22267020
>>22267050
>>22267073
Does someone have the picture of the summoning ritual? I desire it for my MGNQ folder.

>>22267100
Pinky isn't good at this "keeping cover" thing.

>>22267110
[X] On to the next on on to the next one

>>22267243
No, but at least it's adorable.

>>22267237

why ask for one,

http://imgur.com/a/ft8GQ#0

if you can have them ALL!

>i love everyone who contributed in making these.

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>>22267243
>>22267112
>>22266293

Pinky is Agent Smith

>>22267237
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=qcNhg05c4fQ

Enjoy the song.

>>22267243

Pinky is just so adorable.

Also, seconding Miracle Midori limited Christmas edition for Yuma.

>>22267207
The perfect gift.

>>22267285
Knowing her she probably already has it.

>>22267297
Then that's even better!
One set for reading, one set to keep sealed in its original packaging, and a third set for emergencies.

>>22267277

The base. It hurts my ears.

>>22267297

Then we just have to find someone who looks like one of the characters to sign it herself!

>>22267263
It's ALL nicehatguy doing 'em.

http://imgur.com/a/ft8GQ#52

Is this what you are looking for?

>>22267314

>he could be multiple people right? right?

feeling kinda bad for missing that really important piece of information.

>>22267207
>>22267290
>>22267309
Yes. YES.

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>>22267079
>>22267100
>The attendant gives you what looks to be a single shot of Kong in a miniaturized replica of its bottle, a rather cute pink bow tied around it.

[x] MAXIMUM PANIC

>>22267100
Pinky still wants what's best for Kyoko and Sayaka...that means they'll at least get a happy ending, right?

RIGHT?

>>22267354
Wait wait is this God-Pinky or did she go full Kremchild Gretchen?!

>>22267354

She is just too nice to us.

>>22267354
>Pinky
>not her mom

>>22267367
Well she had amber eyes and white hair ribbons so I think this is non crazy pinky

>>22267367
Good question. She certainly doesn't give off that "OH GOD, WE GONNA DIE" vibe...which would have some rather disturbing implications if she hasn't gone Godwitch on us. Something must have happened between MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS and the present...

>>22267407

White?

Is she this dimension's pinky?

>>22267407
They're all the same unstable monster. She's just being nice for Homu Christmas.

>>22267407

Madokami is the spirit of Christmas. It wouldn't be a Christmas story without the spirit of Christmas making an on-screen appearance.

>>22267399
Considering she knows Kyoko and Sayaka, I'd say it's a safe bet to say it's Pinky.

>>22267421
pretty much this.
She has a tendency to do split personality.

>>22267425

But the spirit of the past, present, or the future?

>>22267436
ALL OF THEM

>this timeline's uncorrupted pinky
>something during Walblah nacht sets her off
>she goes maximum Faust

worst case it would be something Murderface does.

i don't like that, not at all.

>>22267367

If anything it looks like Godoka, who is slowly being witchified to form Faust.

>>22267456
By our powers combined~

>>22267461

Well remember what she said on the plane

>"W-what?! Are you...are you accusing ME of being unfaithful, Homura-chan? ME, who's been loyal to you for more than a century?"

Faust has been around for a lot longer then the two years we have experienced of this timeline.

But I do wonder when she started the golden weapon deal.

>>22267461
There is no uncorrupted Pinky. MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS is taking place after Girl A was found.

>>22267461
We've seen Madokami Pinky in the present before, and Ahriman's Officio worshipped Madokami Pinky. Multiple aspects, bro.

>>22267504

>implying atemporal entities need to make linear sense.

I am sure Deculture loves us going "PINKY HAS BEEN SIGHTED! PANIC!"

>>22267535
Is it wrong of me to think "PINKY HAS BEEN SIGHTED! HUG HER!"?

>>22267527
That's still the Pinky we know and love. She just has more control of her appearance sometimes.

>>22267495
>>22267504
>>22267527

i... forgot that.

i think i need to sleep soon, i'm starting to lose it.

>>22267542
It's people like you who will help us get the Happy Ending to this quest. By God, there will be a happy ending.

>>22267542
Nope that is a perfectly valid reaction to a entity that has the power of a god and has quite a few personnel issues that make her feel bad.

I personally diagnosis this symptom of the dreaded: Feels bad man; which is cured only with generous amounts of hugs to the one suffering the Feels bads.

>>22267573
Hear Hear!

>>22267573

"This time no one will be left alone!"

>>22267573
>>22267593
>>22267603
Only death lies that way. Death for everyone. Don't delude yourselves.

>>22267628
Then we loop around and try again damn it! It worked in Higurashi and endless eight, we can do it here!

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>>22267132 >>22267149 >>22267207 >>22267156

You'd like to move on to the next one on your list, but the call with Sayaka's drained your MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS a bit, so you decide to refill by getting your junior into the spirit of things, as well. You duck in briefly into an otaku store you've passed by once or twice, and get something for Yuma that should do the job quite nicely.

After your purchase - which, if you're honest, you couldn't stop giggling about - you give Yuma a call, to check up on her and see how she's doing with Mami's gift. She answers after two rings, her voice colored with impatience.

"Hey, sempai. Picked up Mami-san's gift. It...kind of cleaned me out, sorry about that." She sounds a bit distressed at this, and you immediately tell her that you'll be reimbursing her for her expenses today. She seems to cheer up slightly at this. "O-oh, alright. I've also taken the liberty of buying Miss Malal's present for her, so you can cross her name out of your list too."

Huh. Well, that's convenient. What did Yuma buy for the Warmaster's Equerry, then?

"To be honest, she called me up just as I was about to try and guess, and told me to buy her pineapple salad, instead. She said she wanted to try some." There's a rustle of leather and chain, a subtle hint of shrugging. "Got her some in a sealed package, anyway. Should be good until we can get back."

Pineapple salad...? Well, you suppose it's tasty, but it's not really Christmas Food, is it?

Well, no matter. What's important is that your list is NEARLY done. With Yuma's present also already bought, it's just one more gift to buy!

"Ah, Kyuubey-san, right? He's...sort of some cat-like creature, so...what about catnip?"

Perfect! You were just about to suggest that. You tell her, then, to meet you up at the mall's pet shop, which is just a few floors up from where you are. She agrees, and hangs up immediately.

[1/2]

>>22266630
...Oh. Oh shit.

Thats why this years Walpurgisnacht is going to be so bad.

Because Murderface and Kharn killed 100 magical girls.

>>22267628
Bull larkey we pull a damn Naruto then we push forward and do it anyway while the universe tries to figure it out!

Course having the equivalent of a major demon god in your gut does tend to help in pulling the impossible out your rear.

>>22267638

>No more timelines left but this one.
>No more second chances left but this one.
>I succeed or I fail, there is nothing else.
>This will be my greatest sin, and I will burn for it.
>But I will smile in the flames knowing that you are returned to us.
>Nothing else matters beyond that.

Why do I imagine happy music when I read this?
Especially this happy music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLnhOeMiIp8

>>22267638
The shield's busted up pretty bad and Madoka has become a witch. I'd rather not risk a bad end.

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>>22267653

When you finally meet a few moments later in front of the pet store, it's then that you present her with her gift, in advance: the unholy union of a one-piece pajama and a mascot costume of a Christmas Reindeer. Complete with stuffed horns! It should be worn immediately, like, RIGHT NOW.

"...N-no, sempai, you've got to be kidding me."

RIGHT NOW. She has to wear it RIGHT NOW, you insist. Or is she against MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS? If even Yuma is against Christmas, then that means that the WITCHES have WON.

"B-but we're in public! I can't take off my suit here--!"

You blink at Yuma in silence for a couple of moments, before narrowing your eyes at her.

Whoever said anything about getting naked? She can wear the costume over her suit. It's a one piece, after all.

"O-oh. Um. Alright, then..."

You cross your arms under your chest, feeling very satisfied about yourself as you watch a young woman come to terms with adulthood.

Which is pretty much the same as putting on a costume in the middle of a mall, with everyone watching.

After a few moments of struggling with the entire thing, Yuma stares out into the world with the Culexus visor being eaten by a rather droopy-looking stuffed bipedal reindeer, its arms and shoulders a bit...droopy.

"This is the worst Christmas ever," She voxes.

THIS IS THE MOST MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS EVER, you contradict her.

>>22267677

best christmas ever

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>>22267653
>"To be honest, she called me up just as I was about to try and guess, and told me to buy her pineapple salad, instead. She said she wanted to try some."
>Pineapple salad
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

TELL YUMA TO PUT IT BACK RIGHT NOW

NO PINEAPPLE SALAD

NO PINEAPPLE SALAD FOR -ANYONE-

>>22267653
>"To be honest, she called me up just as I was about to try and guess, and told me to buy her pineapple salad, instead. She said she wanted to try some."

Malal knows all.

>>22267664

I can imagine that working in the Walpurgisnacht cage is the worst job on the base

"No matter what we do to it! IT NEVER STOPS LAUGHING!"

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>>22267677
you da best Deculture.

>>22267704

i don't understand, what is wrong with it!?

>>22267677
> If even Yuma is against Christmas, then that means that the WITCHES have WON.

Kyoko logic at it's finest.

>>22267653
>>Red light on drive home from work. Check thread.
>>Pineapple salad.

Deculture, you cad!

>>22267704
Oh god. Fuck you anon for pointing this out and fuck Decu for thinking of it.

>>22267725
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Focker

>>22267677
We really need to get her a proper gift after this

Also why does a pineapple salad sound so lewd?

>>22267704
>>22267754
I don't get it.

>>22267725
That character is Roy Foker from Macross. He was fataly wounded in combat, but through shere MANLYNESS lived long enough to make his way to his girlfriends house to have her pineapple salad.

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Alright, I can't type straight anymore, so we'll have to pause for now! This Christmas special will be concluding tonight, same time as earlier!

Thank you for your participation, and feedback is always appreciated!

>>22267760

>thank you kindly

I AM TIRED AND SAD!

>>22267704

NO DECU NO

NOT THE SALAD

WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE SALAD

YOU COULD HAVE MADE IT A PINEAPPLE CAKE.

BUT WHY A SALAD. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>22267770
The worst part is that he wasn't even fatally wounded - he went to get pineapple salad instead of going to the fucking hospital.

>>22267770

I remember it differently, but, then again, I watched it when I was a lot younger.

>>22267774

Thank you!

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>>22267774
Someone has to die on Walpurgisnacht, eh? Another good thread, Deculture.

We all knew Malal was going to die, but somehow it still hurts. We had better see her Deulture or else I will hunt you down and sob uncontrolably on your doorstep while repeating "why?"

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>>22267542
>>22267573

We should hug Midori instead. Pinky is a dickbutt.

>>22267774

thanks for the thread.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest

the archive is up!

>>22267830

i would like to take this time and thank you for all the art you have been making, you are one of the nicest people i have ever met on the internet!

>love the christmas Chikuwa, thanks for taking my request!

>>22267890
Pinky is overly emotional, insane, bipolar and in love, a terrible combination, but she's not a dickbutt.

Kuubey is the dickbutt.
Kirika is a double dickbutt.
The saints are also double dickbutts.
and Juubei is an octupple dickbutt.

>>22267890
I am open to hugging them both. Pinky cuz its pinky and Midori cuz she need more confidence!

>>22267708
>>Malal knows all.

Kyouko stomped out of a meeting with Kyubey and Kharn, telling them to "Shut up and wait for awesome gifts". Malal is the Culexus rank leader, so she would notice that Yuma, newest recruit scouted by Kyouko, is missing along with the Warmaster's car.

Either that or she's psychic.

Also, I really wanted to get Kyubey a cat climbing tower. Oh well.