>>22244846

All that aside, you're currently in the middle of choosing what sort of gift to pick for your...ah, significant other. That's what they call them, right? You still can't say girlfriend without your cheeks burning up. You tried asking Sayaka yourself - she just shrugged and called you 'husband', which pretty much set you back to square one so hard that you nearly forgot what the question was.

...Anyway. Gift. Gift choices for Sayaka! You have to decide! Yuma's looking at you funny, already, or at least you think she is! Damn kid and her tinted visor thing - you can't tell with this girl sometimes.

"Kyoko-sempai, please stop thinking about Sayaka-sempai in her underwear." Yuma suddenly says, out of the blue. "It's disturbing."

Damn mind-reading brat!

[]Battle panties.
[]Cake.
[]Sword.
[]Some other choice.
[]Why not call her and ask?

this is back...

>>22244851
Sword polish. They have that sort of thing in the mall, right?

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It's time.

>>22244851
[x]Cake.
Giving her something lewd in front of the others would be awkward. And giving her sword would send the wrong message. You want her to chill and relax, not necourage her battle-lust. She's already obsessed enough with work the way she is.

>>22244851
[x]Something musical. Along with a cake.

Spoil her a little.

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[X]Cake.

Also, Kyubey was not on THE LIST from the previous thread. I think we should get him something. He might not have agreed to attune Kyouko's soulgem to Sayaka's, but he did help Kyouko get Yuma out of her abusive household. Mutant cat deserves a little MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS too.

I suggest a cat climbing tower and catnip.

>>22244851
Battle panties with a sword design on them
And a cake to distract her after she gets pissed at us for the panties

Then a cat climber and a bag of catnip for coobie
And find a sleigh so we can MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS! through the doors to coobies office / the meeting room. Maybe some reindeer pajamas / headband for Yuma while we do it

>>22244899
>Also, Kyubey was not on THE LIST from the previous thread. I think we should get him something.
Catnip. Like... a fuckhuge bag of it.

>>22244862
It never leaves

>>22244851
>IT BEGINS.

[X] Compose her a song. Sew the notes of the musical score as a design for a pair of battle panties. Also get her some cake.

>>22244851

>[x]How about some ROCK music?

>>22244851
[X]Battle panties.

Our main girl needs sexy panties. It's as much a gift for her as it is for us, so we can get her a cake as well.

>>22244851
>Getting her a sword(s)
She can fucking summon those already. What does she need one for outside of battle? AFAIK her AP slaps work well enough.
>[X]Battle panties
Fucking THIS.

>>22244846
Look directly at her and think about blue's pantsu *even harder*.

And then go buy a cake, and put it in a box and write "Do not shake" on it. Sayaka feels like a gift-shaker.

>>22245001
She might be a sword nut in this timeline
We don't really know much about her aside from she is full kyoukobian and a bitch at times because she doesn't know any way how to handle things in any other way

>>22245026
No look at her and think about the green haired girl from her dakimakura in underwear

Screw with her in a different way

>>22245030
Also that she holds a drudge against Murderface for showering her in coobie bits that took week to wash out. Among other things.

>>22245026
>>22245058
C'mon give our fangirl's fangirl a rest.

>>22244851
[x] Music. Rock music. Maybe some Operatic Power Metal.

>>22245109
Hey, if she doesn't want to see fantasies of adorable striped panties, precariously perched on perfect hips, then she should stay out of other people's minds.

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>>22244888
I love that

>music and cake to give in front of everyone
>battle panties to give when at home in private

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>>22244888 >>22244889 >>22244899 >>22244970

You can't decide between getting her cake and some battle panties. The former because you know just how much she loves the stuff, and the latter...well, it's as much of a gift for you as it is for her, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, maybe something realy fancy, like something with frilly stuff on it, like laces, and garters. Oh man. OH MAN. She's going to look so...so...

"Sempai, you're drooling," Yuma whispers through the vox unit of her helmet, pulling out a handkerchief from a pocket on her suit and patting at your lips with it. You manage to snap yourself out of your reveries long enough to look properly sheepish, before going on to maintain some semblance of dignity. Can't be having with a senior Eversor daydreaming with their mouth open in public, oh no.

Any case, you've made up your mind. You'll get them both for her. You can afford to splurge today, after all. Being frugal for most of the year does have its benefits, and you know you've tucked away enough in a savings account for a nest egg. In fact, not a lot of people know just how frugal you are. You even stay back in the cafeteria just before closing, to nab the uneaten leftovers they'd just be throwing away.

"So, a cake and some fancy underwear, then, Kyoko-sempai?" Yuma pipes up. "The cake shop's a floor up, while the Women's Underwear section is on this floor. Want me to buy the cake for you while you pick out what kind of garnish you'll be having for dessert later?"

You blink at this, and you feel your cheeks heat up. Where'd she learn that kind of thing? Ahh, you gotta talk to Malal about this, that just isn't right--

"I read a lot, sempai. In my spare time. Now, what flavor of cake should I get for Miss Sayaka?"

[1/2]

>>22245195

...Hnn. She doesn't really distinguish between flavor, although you do know she doesn't like the buttery sort.

What flavor of cake do you want Yuma to pick up for Sayaka? They'll probably be all Christmas themed, anyway, so the flavor's more important.

[]Chocolate cake.
[]Strawberry cake.
[]Coffee cake.
[]Other.

>>22245200
[x] Blueberry.

>>22245128
Well it doesn't help that Kyouko basically broadcasts her thoughts at the power of a cell phone tower from 2m away

>>22245200
[X] Ice-cream rum and raisin

Because why not?

>>22245213
Nope
Nobody makes cake with real blueberries anymore

>>22245200
Strawberry
It leads to interesting times with fruit later on

>>22245200
[]Chocolate cakey
CHAWKLIT CAKE IS BEST CAKEY.

Strawberry cake.

Because if my chinese cartoons have taught me anything it's that Christmas = strawberry cake.

>>22245200
[x]Simple but elegant strawberry cake

>>22245200
Sword cake.

Strawberry.

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>>22245200
>[x]Strawberry cake.

>>22245200
[x]Strawberry.

It's a couple's cake.

>>22245200
Another vote for strawberry.

>>22245261
STRAWBERRY SWORD CAKE!
For even better jokes it must be strawberry shortcake swordcake

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>>22245216
>rumraisin
Wrong Kyouko. Great taste anyway.

>>22245239
>>22245239
Changing vote from rum to
[x]Strawberry

>>22245200
Mhm.... coffee cake. Maybe it's because it's early morning. Yeah, gonna get some coffee now.

Looks like Strawberry Cake is the winner though.

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Hey guys.

I know a GREAT gift for kharn.

>>22245272
I agree with getting a strawberry sword shortcake.
If Yuma asks how that works, just say she can figure something out.

>>22245344

A strawberry cake with a A real sword in it

>>22245343

but you can't take his skull out!

unless... we give her an actual Yakuza!

>>22245343
I was thinking just a giant ass bag of jolly ranchers but I doubt we could get them in Mitaikihara

>>22245358
I doubt Kyouko would know Kharns love of them, anyways.
Maybe a toy skull for Kharn?

>>22245350
Better not be hidden in it, just stuck in the top.
Hiding sharp objects in food is a baaaad idea.

>>22245195

[ ] Chocolate LOG CAKE

Oh, and assuming CHOCOLATE CAKE is beaten...

[ ] Strawberry LOG CAKE. Because Log Cake is totally fucking delicious.

Also [ ] A Copy of Die Hard for EVERYONE. EVERYONE.

>>22245373

Nah, super sexy lingerie. Or a copy of Die hard. OR BOTH.

>>22245373
Why just a toy skull?

We could go by a university and take all the skulls from the display skeletons.

>>22245383
>implying Kharn wears underwear
Maybe a shape skull ice cube tray?

>>22245387
You lot just don't get Kharn, do you?

You can't just go get skulls for her. It's the act of her getting the skulls in the first place which is fun.

What Kharn needs is to have a skull hunt arranged for her, skulls hidden around the campus for her to find.

>>22245387

Why would you give Kharn skulls from DEAD PEOPLE?

It's no fun. Get her a real life Yakuza to behead instead.

>>22245402

Replace Skulls with Yakuza or some other unsavory types and you've got Kharn's MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

Again, Kharn wants to remove the skulls personally.

>>22245387
Giving her a real one means Kharn doesn't get to partake in the skulltaking.
And Kharn wouldn't want some random real skull for her colection.
Also, skulltaking on Christmas is not too nice, so getting someone for Kharn to take the skull is out.

So we give her a toy skull (preferably one with a candy compartment) to show we were thinking about it.

GUYS
TALKING SKULL
SHE'LL LOVE IT

>>22245402
>>22245416
okay.
We catch some Yakuza, tie them down (or wrap them) and spread them over the neighborhood. Then we put a weapon next to them. Kharn goe, unwraps them and fights them one-on-one.
...though that would be not that exciting. Maybe catch some rival magical girls?

>>22245432
What if we combine all of these.

We hide some real skulls full of candy around her office and suite?

>>22245439
Oh motherfuck.
A SERVOSKULL.
Fucking perfect.

>>22245432
I like this
>>22245449
This is a good secondary option

The real question is what we get Malal?

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>>22245233 >>22245252 >>22245266

You decide on a strawberry cake. Yeah, strawberry's good - Sayaka's quite a fan of the things, and you've seen her and Murderface nearly come to blows whenever Mami brought one of them over, and the last piece was up for grabs. You're more of a chocolate cake person, really, but this is more for her than for you, and cake's cake. It's nice for sharing, anyway.

You turn to Yuma to relay your decision, but she cuts you off before you can even speak. "I'll go over there right now and get a Couple's Christmas Cake, then. Strawberry Cream, extra Strawberries." It's then that she unclips a black, rectangular device from her belt. "Let's keep contact on our phones, then, sempai, just in case I see anything perfect for the others while I'm on the run."

Huh. Well. You never thought of that. That's a good idea.

She looks at you pointedly after a moment. Now what?

"I'll need your number, sempai."

...Oh. OH.

You give it to her, rattling off the number that Sayaka's forced you to memorize. She bought the smartphone for you - she got much too irritated by the fact that you tend to disappear from time to time during missions, becoming completely unreachable. You've tried to explain why, but she wanted to be able to reach you whenever. You relented, and now you're stuck with the thing.

Ah, well. At least there are games on it. There's this one app that said you could look through other people's clothes through it, but you've never really gotten it to work...

[1/2]

>>22245464
AND IT SHOOTS CANDY

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>>22245439

Guys, guys.

Strawberry JELLO cake.

White cake with a light frosting. You poke holes in the top and pour un-set jello into them. It basically makes marbled veins of strawberry flavor in the cake itself.

>>22245468

"...Right. Later, Kyoko-sempai." Yuma nods at you, before running off, towards the direction of the escalators. You shout at her to be careful and have the cake gift-wrapped nicely - before you make for the underwear section of the mall itself. In no time at all, you've surrounded yourself in a world of frilly, lacy things.

You're...well, you're not too sure what to do here. Where do you start, anyway?

You bumble on for a few moments, before someone taps you on the shoulder. You turn to see - of all people - Mikuni Oriko, the platinum-blonde girl that'd been a potential contract a few months ago. You changed your mind on setting Kyuubey on her - having Yuma contracted is enough on your conscience.

"Sakura-san~" She says your name like it's some sort of delicacy, voice like pure honey, and you see her eyes light up as she does so. "This is a surprise! I wasn't expecting to see you here." Her gaze flicks upward, and she giggles slightly at your headgear. "Are you gift-shopping, by any chance? How every lucky for whoever it is you're buying for, to have a Santa like Sakura-san..."

You laugh sheepishly at this, unable to form any words at the moment. Oriko's always had this effect on you, for some reason, able to make you speechless and bashful just by being in the same room. Not that it's nice, but you're...already attached, and it kind of can cause misunderstandings.

Wait, if Oriko's here, then that means Kirika--

I'VE GOT A RADICAL IDEA

WHY NOT GIVE KHARN... KYOUKO FOR CHRISTMAS.

NTR is the gift that keeps on giving!

*shoots self for the idea.

>>22245474

"Aren't you a bit old for Santa Hats, Kyoko?" The person you've done your best to avoid these past few months - on a promise made to Sayaka - comes into view from behind Oriko, one arm beset with shopping bags from expensive brands, and the other carrying what looks to be a huge stuffed rabbit. She is wearing some rather stylish civilian clothes, as per usual. "And you're going around in your costume. I'd lecture you about that, but then I remember what kind of rags you wear when you're off-duty."

How do you react? Remember, you're on a mission here.

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Get her a bikini

>>22245468
>There's this one app that said you could look through other people's clothes through it, but you've never really gotten it to work...

Does Kyouko have a particular thing for nudity?

Let's give Kharn a cake
with a blonde inside

>>22245487

No. Sexy Lingerie.

>>22245479
Flip her the bird and head deeper into the shop for the required items, do not stop flipping her the bird as we walk away.

"I'm sorry, I can't hear bitches over the sound of Christmas. Bitch."

And then get the lingerie for Sayaka.

>>22245479
Loom over her, the fire of 'I don't have time for your shit' burning in our eyes. Lean in close, and just before she can react, whisper: "Merry Christmas" and sweep away.

>>22245479
"Oh come on. It's Christmas."

>>22245479
"Hell no, you're never too old for Christmas! Merry Christmas, bitches!"

Don't stoop to their level. Be maximum cheer. Be Maximum Christmas.

>>22245479

"Would you like a present too, Kirika?"

Then we raid the bookstore for the motherfucking Kama Sutra. For Kirika.

>>22245512
>>22245512
It's mostly Kyouko repressing whyboners for Mikuni and catty snide attitude from Kirika.

>>22245479
It's Christmas, the only people who grow out of Christmas are old hags and those boring fathead conservative types

Anyway it looks enough like Santa wear that no one really looks twice because of it.

our actions on the other hand...

>>22245479
"Whooooooore."

>>22245479

no time for her childish provocations, we are here for underwear and kinda need Oriko's help.

Guys, remember.
We can get multiple gifts for one person
But it's LITERALLY CHRISTMAS
So we can't choose anything too complex or hard to set up.

Also, Kharn isn't JUST skulls. She just likes to collect them.

>>22245529
We are only really getting Sayaka multiple gifts because she is our girlfriend

And Decu will have a list of things we can reasonably choose for everyone already

>>22245518

This, but don't wait for her reply. Focus, you still have a long list of people to buy stuff for and, as amusing as it would be to exchange barbs with Kirika, you have more important things to do.

Say hi to Oriko though. She's nice.

>>22245512
>>22245509

This.

It's Christmas, after all.

>>22245528

Get Oriko to see the reactions to our Christmas presents

>>22245479

This
>>22245509
>>22245518

>>22245518
Seconded
Also ask to borrow Oriko for a second to figure out what we are getting her

>>22245529

We got 3 options tho.

Sexy lingerie, skull-shaped candy or a dinner date with Malal at a fancy restaurant.

>>22245559

woops messed up the spoiler tags.

>>22245563
Or we could get her a takoyaki maker

>>22245563
In before Kyouko just says "fuck it" and buys everyone sexy lingerie.

...Wow, Sayaka would probably kill her, wouldn't she?

>>22245479
"Aw, come on, get into the spirit of the season, will ya? It's Christmas!"

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>>22245563

?

>>22245583

Now everyone can be blond.

>>22245572
Or kill everyone else

>>22245572
It's like 'when you have a hammer, every problem is a nail' -

When you're in a lingerie store, every problem needs a frilly lace section strung over its fun bits.

>>22245583
>team up with Murderface
>timestop-dye everyone in the officio

>>22245646
Would it work on coobie? It would be funny to have a blonde boss for a while instead of white

>>22245646
>MURDERFACE TIMESTOP THOSE GIRLS
>whyyyyyyy
>BECAUSE A BARREL OF KONG THAT'S WHY

>>22245674
Doesn't work that way
We need to piggyback on her timestop and do it

Still bribe her with a barrel of kong

>>22245646
>timestop

>we now have blondie instead of pinky

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>>22245718
>solve the Faust problem by siccing eggnog-drunk Warmaster on it.

>>22245736
>later as the world is sundered by dark agonised magics wonder why blonde-dyed Faust is anguished after her beautiful marriage to the Betrayer

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>>22245718

>>22245759
>this is the true reason Faust hate Homura losing her memory

>>22245479
ignore and wish Oriko MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS

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>>22245518 >>22245512 >>22245560

You bite back the desire to snap out with a SICK ICE BURN about how Kirika dresses like a compensated dating girl, what with her slightly-dyed hair, contact lenses, and gaudily-colored thigh-high stockings. You're better than that, and doubly so when refined company like Oriko's around. Sayaka would probably just sigh at you if indulged Kirika, and that's all well and good, but you've no truck with causing a scene in public, 'specially with someone not in the know like Oriko.

Besides, you're kind of in a hurry, picking out fancy drawers for a certain blue-haired Eversor. If there ever was a worst time for back-sass, this was it.

It's with a calm voice and a toothy grin that wouldn't have shamed Kharn, then, that you tell Kirika that it's Christmas - and you can never be too old for Christmas. The only people who grow out of Christmas are the sort of people who keep way too many cats around, and tell other people that they're too old for Christmas themselves. And you're pretty sure you're not either sort.

Kirika merely smirks at this, and opens her mouth to say some really snide things when you block her out completely as you turn to Oriko and smile a genuine smile, the kind that doesn't say that you're a hair's breadth from tearing someone's face off. Yes, to answer her question, you ARE gift shopping, and the hat's just to get you into the spirit. You tell her that this is also somewhat of an impromptu thing, really, you yourself weren't expecting to make this trip. But, well, here you are.

"Ah, I see." Oriko smiles back, in that dignified, soft way that reminded you of Mami, except where Mami was big sister-like - nearly maternal - the girl in front of you projected a fragile, regal air, like a kind but sickly princess trying her best to look proper and prim in front of her subjects.

[1/2]

>>22245868

"And I suppose you're buying something for...um...Sayaka-san, I believe her name was? Here?" She looks around pointedly at the racks of lingerie around you, as well as the lightly-dressed mannequins sporting some very daring scraps of lacy cloth.

You manage to nod after a moment, feeling your cheeks burn a bit more hotter. Oriko all but giggles at this, before turning to her companion.

"There, now what did I tell you, Kirika-chan? Sakura-san's nice enough to buy gifts for her other colleagues. I can't see why you can't do the same."

"But I already ordered takeout for the rest of my squad. That's enough, isn't it?" She protests, all while giving you THE EYE. THE EYE that told you that you were on dangerously thin ice. You answer this by grinning like an idiot. "I just don't see the point--"

"The point is that you show that you care, Kirika-chan. If I have to explain it further, then you are indeed missing the point, and I can't have that." Oriko shakes her head, before turning back to you, the smile back on her lips. "Ah, but I suppose Sakura-san has more shopping to do, don't you?"

"Hnh. She'd probably just steal stuff. I'll warn the guards." Kirika snaps, and you barely manage to stop yourself from punching the smirk off her face.

"Kirika-chan! Please!" Oriko is properly scandalized at this, placing one hand on the girl's arm. She turns towards you apologetically. "I apologize for that, Kyoko-san, I honestly do. I was just about to ask you if you needed any help." Her flustered look smoothens out into the smile once more. "I...couldn't help but notice how confused you looked, earlier. That's why we approached you."

Oh. Erm...well. You admit that this is the first time you're doing something like this. Buying lingerie, you meant.

[2/3]

>>22245872

Oriko hushes Kirika as the latter snorts. "Oh, I see. Mmm, that is something, indeed. But if you've Sayaka-san's three sizes, I'm sure it's just a matter of picking what style you need, really."

That's the thing. You have no idea what they are--

It's then that you notice it.

Sayaka and Oriko...they sort of have the same sizes, don't they?

Well, if you'll be honest, Oriko's definitely bigger in the chest department, but she's...close. Yes. Close. Especially at the bottom...part. With her to compare with, hunting for Sayaka's gift will be a cinch!

[]Borrow Oriko for a while to get her size for Sayaka's gift.
[]Ask Oriko her three sizes, instead.
[]Reject the idea, and go with guesswork instead.

Guys. Maybe we should get Kirika a(n anonymous(?)) gift?
Maybe it would decrease her insanity/bitchiness?
Just a thought.

>>22245875
Borrow Oriko
We needed a reason for Kirika to put our eye out anyway

>>22245875
[x]Borrow Oriko for a while to get her size for Sayaka's gift.
Let's try to avoid misunderstandings that will end with at least one person suffering from fatal lacerations.
>>22245885
Yeah, a dildo or something.

>>22245875
MY OTHER CAR IS NOT AN NTR

NOT ON CHRISTMAS

>Reject the idea, and go with guesswork instead.

Or at least let her suggest giving us her sizes without asking.

... Er.

DANGER, WILL ROBINSON, DANGER


... We could call Sayaka and ask her her 3 sizes instead?

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>>22245875

This cannot end well with either suggestion.

BUT IT IS MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS TIME! Consequences are for later.

>[x]Ask Oriko her three sizes, instead.

>>22245875
[X]Borrow Oriko for a while to get her size for Sayaka's gift.

We have to approach this well, we need to make Kirika look like a bitch if she tries to interfere, and she doesn't want to look like a bad person in front of Oriko.

"Oriko, I need your help for this. I, I want to get Sayaka the perfect gift, but I can't do it without you. I'm a terrible girlfriend, I don't even know her sizes by heart.

I don't want to ruin Christmas for the woman I love, so please help."

[X]Borrow Oriko for a while to get her size for Sayaka's gift.

Ah, so this is how it started.

>>22245906
No! That ruins the surprise

>>22245875

everyone here is in a nice stable relation ship, surely no one will get frustrated if we borrow Oriko for what? 5 minutes?

>it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

>>22245875
[X] Politely request Oriko's help "Since Oriko-san has similar sizes to Sayaka"
No misunderstandings.

... Guys, I'm pretty sure that Kirika just doesn't CARE why, or what, we do or how innocent it is... she simply hates everybody's guts and can't bear to see people around Oriko.

So, um. I really do NOT think we should ask Oriko her three sizes. Even if it's a perfectly innocent request, Kirika will still be moved closer to flipping out and murdering.

So, I say we

[X] Call Sayaka. What're her 3 sizes?

>>22246009
We lose our eye to psycho bitch at some point. Its unavoidable.

I wonder If Yuma knows Sayaka's three sizes.

Little rascal seems to know some really disturbing stuff.

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Good, I managed to catch the thread this time.
MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS

>>22245875
[x]Ask Oriko her three sizes, instead.

>>22246009
Call and ask Mami. She would be the most likely third party to know.

>>22246027

It shouldn't be because of something that happened on CHRISTMAS though.

There's still room and time for it, y'know.

While we know that Kyoko will eventually lose an eye, we are not forced into making the reason for that be this Christmas.

Really, I just feel its in poor spirit. This is meant to be a time for MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS, not about "inescapable fate" or whatever.

>>22246009
but that would ruin the surprise!

[]Ask Oriko her sizes.

>>22246009

Being nice now just means their grudge gets started off-screen. In one of the early threads Kyouko already told Chiaki that she got into an argument with Kirika over "stealing her childhood friend".

Either it happens now or at some point down the line.

Personally, I'd say take the hit, get a good approximation of Sayaka's sizes, and don't spoil the surprise.

>>22246075
Exactly, Decu is giving us the choice but it seems the whore already hates us

If we take this option we can feel even more justified in mincing her as murderface 18 months from now

>>22246075

I'm not sure how "don't spoil the surprise" works in this context, since you're suggesting that we solidify a backstory thing, meaning we are learning something... I mean, if you DON'T want to spoil the surprise, then we SHOULDN'T take the hit now, unless I misread/misunderstood something in your post..

... And it's still Christmas. So I prefer we take the hit LATER. It can be more in the background, and not be rooted in something that happened on Christmas.

>>22246102
Don't spoil Sayaka's christmas gift, he means.

>>22246102
But doing something innocent that Kyouko totally misses the subtext of fits nicely both for Kyouko and Kirika hating her

Plus it can set up Oriko and Kyouko becoming better friends which leads more to her bullshit

>>22245875
[X]Borrow Oriko for a while to get her size for Sayaka's gift.
We can't trust she will tell her true three sizes

>>22246288
Fine, borrow your Oriko.

I'm going to stay her and watch as Kirika destroys our Christmas plans in a fit of unreasonable jealousy

>>22246341
She won't do that, she will be busy with Oriko for Christmas

She will hate us utterly for it and start trying to kill us afterwards though

>>22246354
I don't think It's much of a hassle for an angry teen bitch to visit the officio for 10 minutes and something that would jeopardize all of our efforts

Ritual time?

>>22246377
If she could manage that then she is welcome to do it

I think it would take a little longer than 10 minutes to manage

>>22246423
Not for a girl that can slow down time

>>22246377

Kirika isn't going to risk alienating her two friends, Oriko and Mami, to get back at Kyouko. Kyouko is a part of Mami's squad and they've been working closely with the War master, who trained her.

No, Kirika isn't going to do anything, I think. She's going to simmer, fume and hate Kyouko, but she won't do anything today at least.

[x] Borrow Oriko

>>22246468
Except spoiling the presents

When Kirika gets contracted, she gets contracted by the ninth incubator.
If she's already contracted, it would take way less than ten minutes to get at Kyouko, presuming she's at the Officio.

decu
for srsly
its after 3am here
im dying

>>22246481
Doubtful
If she does then all that happens is she comes across as a bitch because everyone would know it was her

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>>22245896 >>22245899 >>22245908

It's perfect! Yes, you'll borrow Oriko for a bit to get the frilly stuff that's just right for Sayaka! This'll work for sure, and just in time too!

You make to reach for Oriko's hand, when it's then that something inside stops you.

It's...it's your common sense. Your common sense is tingling.

Well, not really. But you are thinking about how...well, how would this look, you dragging Oriko away to fit some unmentionables. Kirika's the last person you ever expected to meet here, really, but just because you don't like her doesn't mean you should be a complete and total prat to her. Besides, you're borrowing her girlfriend, not a goddamn handkerchief. You have to be a certain way with this, and doing something else'll just...create some misunderstandings you'd rather not deal with.

Yeah, it's not really Maximum Christmas, but it's the right thing to do.

You admit to Oriko, then, in the most sheepish-sounding voice you could muster, that you're a terrible husb--er, girlfriend, and that you don't even know Sayaka's three sizes. This gets you a concerned look from Oriko, and another snort from Kirika - that is, until you continue by saying that the former is just the right size for Sayaka, and if it's not too much, could she help you by being a model, at least? No funny stuff, of course, you just want to do this thing right.

"A-ah. Um...I...I see..." Oriko crimsons at this, looking to the side, almost contemplative. Kirika does the same, reddening up to her ears, but for a completely different reason.

"Oi...! What do you think you're doing, Sakura?!" Kirika takes a step towards you, her normally-smooth voice rough with belligerence. "T-That's...don't presume to demand from Oriko such things! Don't involve other people with your incompetence and irresponsibility, Sakura!"

[1/2]

>>22246571

You manage to force yourself not to turn towards Kirika and smirk. You're pretty sure that if she didn't have her hands full, she'd be throttling you by now.

"N-now, now, Kirika-chan. Sakura-san needs my help." Oriko says after a moment, placing a placating hand on Kirika's arm. Smiling at you first, before looking back at her companion. "What are you afraid of? That Sakura-san will take advantage of me in the changing room, or something?"

"W-what?!" A few shoppers turn at Kirika's raised voice. "N-no, I mean...o-of course not! It's just that...I-I mean, she and Sayaka, they--"

"They what, Kirika-chan?" Oriko's placid, beatific smile could almost be described as saintly, a complete contrast from Kirika's stunned, stuttering grimace, her jaw working up and down, trying to form words that just wouldn't come out.

"..."

Oriko lets her companion stew for a few moments, before giving her arm a squeeze. "Kirika-chan, please. Sakura-san is a good person. Even if you don't trust her, at the very least, trust me."

Kirika looks down at her feet, mumbling like a chastened puppy. "I trust you," she grumbles. "I just don't trust HER with you." She lifts her gaze to glare at you.

The silver-haired girl huffs at this. "Come, now. You both work in the same company, don't you? I'm sure Sakura-san, even if she was a predator like you keep insinuating, wouldn't risk losing her job over something like this. It doesn't make sense." She gives Kirika's arm another squeeze. "Go on and get cake for us, like we planned. I'll help Sakura-san in the meantime, and I'll be fine." A moment, before she smiles at her companion once more. "If Sakura-san tries anything, you can be sure I'll call for you."

[1/2]

>>22246535
Nope.
She will merely chirp about DEM KYOUKOS FOOLING AROUND AND BUYING PRESENTS OH GEE IT EAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET TEEHEE and that's It. Some girls are dissapointed, some of them think that Kirika is indeed a bitch, Mami goes "Ara, how unfortunate" and Kyouko's plan goes to hell.
Oriko is not "In" so she will never know

>>22246586

"...Right." Kirika nods, beaten, but she all but snarls at you as she walks past, stuffed rabbit and bags in her arms. You couldn't help but grin at her retreating back, while Oriko herself lets out a sigh of relief.

"She can be a handful sometimes." The elegant girl shakes her head. "But Kirika's a nice person once you get to know her, really. She almost reminds me of..." Her brow furrows. "...Murderface, was it? That friend we met during the company party? They're almost alike, in a way."

...Hey, yeah. You didn't think of it before, but they're a bit similar, aren't they?

"In any case. Let's get to picking out Sayaka-san's present." Oriko smiles, clapping her hands, and you couldn't help but feel your heartbeat quicken at this. "Um, well, what kind of design did you have in mind for her anyway, Sakura-san?"

[]Lacy and pretty.
[]Something silky, with ribbons garters.
[]Cute and perky.
[]MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS.

>>22246596

[ ] MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS

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>>22246596
>[x]MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS.
No brakes on Christmas train.

>>22246596
[x] MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS
It's all in good fun, isn't it? I - I mean, it's not like we want to see her in it, we just want to embarrass her a tad! Hahaha! Ha...

>>22246596
MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS
Because it is
MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!

>>22246596
[x] Lacy and pre- HAHAHA OH GOD I CAN'T EVEN
[x] MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS

>>22246596
>[]Cute and perky.

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>>22246036

As much as I want MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS, I also don't want to freak Oriko out. Besides, would Sayaka even like that?

Something lacy and pretty.

>>22246675
As long as we manage to say it with nothing but innocence and purity and nothing but sincerity and MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS in our eyes how could anyone say no?

>>22246596

[]Lacy and pretty.

even though we're shopping for Sayaka, it is Oriko which is going to try it on for us to see if it would fit.

we can be just as scandalous with Lacy and pretty if we set our mind to it.

[X]MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS.

But we dont tell her that. Buy some decent set, give her back to Kirika, go back with receipt, exchange for MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS set with same 3 sizes.

>>22246596
>cute and perky
Cutest clothes for cutest girl.

>>22246596
[x]Lacy and pretty

>>22246675
>"Um, well, what kind of design did you have in mind for her anyway, Sakura-san?"
Kyouko was drooling just a moment ago. Of course MAXIMUM SCANDALUS is what on her mind

>>22246737
I like this. It lets us keep our eye for another month.

>>22246596
You did that on purpose, Deculture. You bastard.

>[X] MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS

>>22246596
[x] Lacy and pretty for now, then once we have the sizes determined, we get another set of MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS with silk.

[X] Lacy and pretty for now. We can get MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS later on, on our own, once we already know what the sizes are.

>>22246737

This. Have Oriko model something lacy and pretty, then exchange for MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS.

>Thinking:
[X] MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS!

>Responding:
[X} MAXI-...ahem...Lacy and Pretty.

>>22246796
>>22246820
>>22246839
I agree with these guys

>>22246820
This. A smart move

> [X] MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS
BLUSH FOR THE BLUSHGOD!
SKIN FOR THE SKINTHRONE!

So what do we do with the spare set of clothing?

[x]let's give the lacey pretty stuff to Oriko, what could possibly go wrong

>>22246608

Adding lacy and frilly first, then MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS to my vote

>>22246972

No, to KIRIKA.

Tell her to give it to Oriko.

be hard boiled

>>22247001
>>22246972
You are correct, of course, my good sir. Clearly this would be the best way to fix the relationship, right?

Right?

>>22247031

Or at least put it on the right track to fixing it.

Shit man, my original idea was to give Kirika the Kama Sutra.

Wouldn't the chest be too tight for Oriko, since it'd be tweaked a little for Sayaka? Thus, she'd know we gave it to Kirika.
Also she'd probably recognize the set she helped us pick out.

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>>22246596

>>22247185
...BY WHICH I MEAN [x] MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS YES

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>>22246608 >>22246737 >>22246796

MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS! You want to get the most scandalous, most shameless, most terrifyingly-lewd set of underwear for Sayaka ever. Because you're nothing but brutally direct with what you want, no quarter whatsoever. Full speed ahead, throwing reason to the curb!

...Except, of course, when other people are involved, especially people that really have no business being involved. Oriko's been nice enough to be so accommodating with your request, that it'd be wrong to make her model the underwear you desperately want to see Sayaka wear. Kirika wouldn't appreciate it either, more's the pity.

It's then that you arrive at the maddeningly-reasonable conclusion: you'll have Oriko model a reasonable, decent pair for you, and then after you've returned her to Kirika, you'll go and exchange the pair for the set you REALLY want: the ones with the SCANDALOUS that is MAXIMUM. You're...well, you're not a pervert, that needs to be said, but sometimes you just have to do what you have to do, right?

You tell Oriko what's what, then, and she nods, smiling again. "Ah, I see! Something lacy and pretty - I think I know just the perfect brand and style! Come with me!"

And you do so. For the next ten minutes, you are given a crash course in the world of frilly, lacy, and nearly-transparent negligee. You learn about gussets, garters, the sort of thing you never really bothered with until...well, until Sayaka came around.

After a bit more time, it's then that Oriko comes away with what looks to be a pure white combo, with quite the tasteful lace design. A far cry, really, from the plain whites and blacks you yourself pull on, and quite a farther one from the sort that you're used to seeing on the blue-haired Eversor. Some of the lace design on the panties actually serve to make the...front part somewhat tastefully transparent, but covering up the important bits. Yes.

[1/2]

>>22247226

"This should be good, Sakura-san!" Oriko beams. "The pale lace design's perfect for Sayaka-san, with her skin tone and hair color - and it'll bring out her eyes, too!" It's then that she glances towards the dressing room, before turning back to you with a slight flush on her cheeks. "Well, would you like me to model it for you now, Sakura-san?"

[]YES
[]NO

[x]"Ah"
[x]"um"
[x]Bluuuuuuuuush

[x]No time! CHRISTMAS FAST APPROACHES!

>>22247237
>[x]YES

The caps is for emphasis!

>>22247237
[x] No. If she could please confirm the sizes are alright, that's enough. We don't want to take up too much of her time. This is her day with Kirika, after all.

>>22247237
>[x]NO
Better not push our luck, we still need to exchange this tasteful pair for the maximum scandalous pair. Thank Oriko for her help and then try to politely send her off to Kirika so we can exchange the pair.

>>22247237
If you are sure
Really all I needed was to be sure that it would fit Sayaka since you are about her size

>>22247237
>[]YES

>>22247237
> [X] NO NO NO NO NO
I KNOW A TRAP WHEN I SEE IT, YOU FUCKER. I CAN PRACTICALLY SMELL THE BEAR HANGING ABOVE US.

>>22247237
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'LL JUST TAKE YOUR WORD FOR THAT.

WE DON't WANT TO UPSET KIRIKA-CHAN, RIGHT?
RIIIIGHT?
ALRIGHT, WE'RE DONE HERE!
YUMA! STATUS REPORT!

>>22247237

ALL OF MY [ ] NOPE

>>22247237

>[]NO

need to know if the sizes are right and make some silent adjustments as required

>>22247237
[x] quietly detonate

>>22247237

Expression says [X] YES!!!!

Preservation instinct says [X] NO....

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>>22247237
[yes] X
The morality is slightly lost on me, but YES. She's being helpful, and we need a live model, and oh golly.

>>22247237
YENO

>>22247237
>your face when saying [x]no upsets Oriko enough to set Kirita onto stabbing Kyouko's eye out for not seeing Oriko's prettiness

YES! I MEAN, NO! ACTUALLY, WAIT, WHAT?

"I just need you to try it on, to check the size. N-no need for me t-to see."

>>22247338
What manga/doujin is that?

>>22247237

[X] NO distractions !

MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS must go on !!
We can MAXIMUM LEWDING with Sayaka later, but for now we must keep on the road. (besides, we need to exchange it for MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS soon)

>>22247401

Oriko's sales pitch of lacy and pretty makes me think we should get both it and MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS.

We can afford to splurge a bit on Sayaka, right?

>>22247453
Agreed
But keep the lacy until after we have given maximum scandalous

>>22247397
Doujin. I believe it's from a Madoka anthology. Kyouko~ and Homura play VNs to try and figure out the best possible way to save everyone.

>>22247237
[x] No need to model for me, just try it on to make sure the sizes are right.

[X] NOPE.JPG

>>22247487
>>22247453

We should keep at least *some* of the lacy ones so that, well, to minimize chances of an (even bigger) blowup.

So, mix and match a bit I guess? Don't turn all the lacy ones in. But don't buy all the MAXIMUM SCANDALOUS you wanted.

>>22247500
I can not into reverse image search at the moment, because reasons.
Can someone help me find it?

>>22247540
It's literally Madoka Magica Anthology. I have a link but only for raw.
Possibly present on sadpanda

So what is our consensus on giving the lacy one to Kirika with Karma Sultra?

>>22247237
[X]NO THANKS.

You know that noir is masculine, and if it is magical GIRLS it would be noire, right? You fucking morons.

>>22247670
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Film_noir

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>>22247270 >>22247290 >>22247397

You actually had to think about that. It's...well, you love Sayaka, you'll be the first to admit that, even if you're still a bit hesitant to let other people know you're...'official'. But Mikuni Oriko, she's...you don't know if it's just your wishful thinking, or you're picking up the wrong kind of signals, here, but you can't help but feel...a bit funny, whenever she's around you. It's like being enchanted or engrossed by something you know you shouldn't be.

"Sakura-san?" Oriko asks again, her voice soft, feather-light. "Are you alright? You're looking a bit flushed, there..." She reaches out a hand, to touch your forehead. "You're not coming down with something, are you? There's a dreadful bug going around, you should be more careful--"

You all but shrink away from the hand, before blinking and sheepishly say that it's really nothing. Oriko looks at you, concern in her eyes, and you tell her that you don't want to take up too much of her time, so there's really no need for modeling or anything like that. You just want to make sure that they're the right size.

"Oh, I see. I suppose it'd be a bit bad if we kept Kirika-chan waiting." Oriko giggles, before nodding. "Then, please wait for me here while I try them on, Sakura-san. I won't be a moment." She beams at you again, before walking towards the changing room, as elegant as you like. Her solitary ponytail swishing from side to side with her every step.

Hnh. You just passed up the opportunity of seeing Mikuni Oriko model fancy, lacy underwear for you.

This Christmas isn't turning out as Maximum as you'd like, but you feel a strange weight off your shoulders. Like someone had been boring holes in your back with their eyes, and had stopped just now. The sense of relief akin to having your execution being called off by a state pardon.

[1/2]

>>22247670
The genre name is always Noir when used in the English language.
Sorry we're not language snobs like you're.

>>22247691

There's a slight vibrating noise in your skirt pocket, and you acknowledge it by pulling out the smartphone you've stashed in it. It's a message from Yuma.

>Got the cake. Strawberry cream, with custom dedication.
>Went with "Merry Christmas Sayaka-chan <3 <3 <3"
>Also saw Skull Servitors being sold in a shop here
>Personal digital assistants that hover around in skull casings, taking dictation and such, pretty neat, they have smartphone docks too
>Warmaster might like it
>Should I get one?

How do you respond?

>>22247711
maximum yes

>>22247711
"MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!...yes you should. That sounds perfect for Kharn."

>>22247711
Abso-fucking-lutely

Yes to skull servo.

Hopefully Yuma did not pick up our message of unfaithfulness.

Turn back and give Kirika a pat on the back.

>>22247711
Great gift for our Warmistress, sure.

>>22247711
CHRSTMAS HO!

Get one for me too

>>22247691
Shit she's some kind of lust-witch thing shitshitshitshit

>>22247711
"Sounds fun! Get me one too!"

>>22247711
>How do you respond?
Think "Hell yeah!" as hard as you can.
Then text her "In case my previous message didn't get through - yes, get one."

So how do we troll Kirika now that we know she is spying on us?

>>22247711
>>Hovering personal digital assistant in skull cases.

JAPAN HAS EVERYTHING!

(Yes, get one.)

>>22247810
Ask how Oriko feels about Kirika, now that you are both "lonely"

Now that Kharn is basically confirmed for getting a servoskull, what do you guys think happened to it between now and Chiaki meeting Kharn in Siberia?
I'd like to think she just retired it upon going to R&D.

>>22247862
Didn't Kharn witch out a second time before going to Siberia? Maybe it was because her favorite servoskul broke?

>>22247237

>[x]No
"As much as I appreciate the offer, I got to hurry up and get other people gifts for MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS"

>>22247861

Text Kiriko to let her know which stall Oriko went into so she can spy on her.

>>22247711

That does sound better then anything I can think of.

>[x]it does sound like something she will like. Get it, I'll pay you back later.

>>22247711

Yeah, that sounds cool, but, uh... If it's state of the art electronics... that kindof sounds more like something MALAL would like, doesn't it?

I mean, let's get one anyway, but I'm honestly wondering if this is going to end up a gift for Kharn, or Malal, haha.


>captcha: seldar suggests
Yes. Yes he does.

>>22247966
Malal would like to tinker with it, but Kharn would get more use from it it, being warmaster.
Would also take some work off Malal as well, this way.

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>>22247719 >>22247724 >>22247854

Hmm. Well, Kharn's already got a personal assistant, doesn't she? Although you won't call Malal that to her face, anyway. Still, you're fully aware of just how much the current Warmaster seems to adore skulls, and you bet that she'd get a kick out of having one hover around her like some sort of pet.

You slowly and carefully type out a reply to Yuma - the last time you tried to make and send a message in a hurry, the phone autocorrected you into saying some rather lewd things. But anyway, you tell the Culexus that yes, she should get one of those flying skulls on her way back. You also thank her for the cake, and it's then that you send the message off. Just in time to see Oriko come back with the underwear, a slight blush on her cheeks.

"A-ah, Sakura-san. These...these are the right size, yes. I..." She reddens just a bit more, before giggling nervously. "I'm sorry, but I do have to thank you for not making me model for you. I-it would have been quite embarrassing, as the lace design really...um..." She gesticulates rather vaguely with her hands. "T-they don't really hide anything, per se. I-it's really a nice pair, though."

Ah. Well. Um. Yeah. You'll go and buy the pair, then...?"

"O-oh, well, I asked the attendant to get you a fresh pair. I...I can't let you buy these, since I've worn them already. I'll just pay for them myself, although I really wasn't planning on buying any today." She reddens just a bit more.

[]Thank her, and offer to pay for them instead. It's the least you can do.
[]Thank her, and apologize for making her spend money unnecessarily.

>>22247966
Yeah I think we should keep a look out for other things Kharn might like
Like a high quality torture kit or something

>>22248039
Thank her and pay for it
Say it is a Christmas present for her for helping us out

>>22248039
>[]Thank her, and offer to pay for them instead. It's the least you can do.

>>22248039

>[]Thank her, and offer to pay for them instead. It's the least you can do.

"MERRY CHRISTMAS!" in a very shy tone of voice.

>>22248039
>[x]Thank her, and offer to pay for them instead. It's the least you can do.

There is no right choice with Kirika watching over Kyouko's shoulder, but this is the least wrong choice. Maybe.

>>22248039
[x]Thank her, and apologize for making her spend money unnecessarily.
Because if we offer to pay, it'll seem like we're buying them for her.

>>22248039
"Christmas wouldn't be MAXIMUM if assistants had to pay for what they do, would it? L-let me buy it for you, it'll be my Christmas gift."

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>>22248039

Seconding this
>>22248069

So, what should we get for Mami?
A tea set?

>>22248039
"Er, I can't buy those for you or your girlfriend would kill me. What if I buy you something else to make up for it?"
MAXIMUM REASONABLE

Rolled 1

>>22247711
>Y

Damn Kirika cockblocking us with her jealousy. I hope she rots in that golden pigsticker. NTR isn't bad when the cuckold is a terrible person.

>>22248039
[x]Thank her, and offer to pay for them instead. It's the least you can do.

It's our gift to her!

Rolled 6

>>22248069
This.

What would Kirika think of us buying her love a pair of scandalous underwear?

>>22248216

>bye bye eye.

>>22248130
>tea set for Mami
That actually sounds like an excellent idea.
Or a small set of silverware. Or maybe some really nice china.

>>22248216
>>22248226
I counter with this: What would Kirika think of us letting her love pay for a pair of scandalous underwear?

>>22248228
I think a nice china set with silverware accompaniments

Go properly classy

>>22248243
>Oh this? Sakura-chan bought them for me, ufufufu

Let her buy It.

>>22248270
It depends on how we go about it.

I say we buy it for her and then give Kirika a thumbs up.

Kind of like a truce thing. I mean she herself would want to see Oriko in something this lewd.

>>22248270
Look we are fucked either way
So lets do something nice for someone and be fucked for it

>>22248319
Fuck a truce, we will get MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS on her ass if we have to.

>>22248322

Agreed. Kyouko is screwed either way, so let's at least keep her friendly with Oriko.

>>22248039

Pay for them in MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS spirit.
It'll be as much Kirika's as it is Oriko's present.

>>22248319
But Kirika is not there.

Oriko will now buy the lewd and go her way, to Kirika.

Going with her or calling Kirika just so we can give awkward explanation won't help us.
Look
>Oh this? I decided to buy them myself, ufufu
sounds a lot better than >>22248270
Kirika is borderline yander when It comes to Oriko. Better not push It

>>22248386
There is no borderline about it, she just has to keep her shit in check otherwise she gets a quick retirement

>>22248386
>But Kirika is not there.

Read >>22247691
> Like someone had been boring holes in your back with their eyes, and had stopped just now. The sense of relief akin to having your execution being called off by a state pardon.

She is here.

>>22248356
How about we ask her what we should get for Kirika?

>>22248402
For all we know, she might be watching us from the outside.

Nothing that indicates that she's WITH us.

>>22248447
This sounds good.

>>22248402
We can still give her a thumbs up if she's looking at us.

>>22248447
There's fatheads we want to surprise with MAXIMIM CHRISTMAS and there is Kirika
Kirika is well beyond recieving anything but a spear blade to her face

>>22248402
>>22248456
>>22248470
>>22248386

"I'll NEVER stop looking!"

[]Thank her, and apologize for making her spend money unnecessarily.

Should have had her model.

>>22248511
For her

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>>22248603
AT her.

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>>22248603
>>22248621

Crotch.

>>22248603
>>22248621
Why not both?

>>22248060 >>22248065 >>22248115

Well, there's a thing. You forgot about that, didn't you? Of course, you have to pay for the pair of underwear Oriko tried on for you. It's not right for her to pay for something you asked her to help you with. Besides, she spared you from the embarrassment of buying something ill-fitting that's supposed to be intimate, and even you know how much of a dealbreaker that can be.

The attendant comes along with the fresh set - and it's there that you take the set that Oriko had worn off her hands, and tell the attendant that you'll be paying for both. You give her the merchandise, along with your debit card, studiously ignoring Oriko's protests. The attendant is puzzled for a moment, before you grin at her and say that it's a rather late Christmas present. She sems to understand this well enough, and hurries off to make the transaction.

"Sakura-san, you didn't have to, really..." Oriko tries again, but you wave her off. You tell her to consider it a gift from you, at least, one that you're positive that Kirika will appreciate too. The young woman crimsons at this, falling silent. You take no notice of this, of course, and continue on to tell her that if she really feels bad about it, then she can pay you back with a present of her own, whenever she wants.

Just as the underwear arrives - in two bags, one for you, one for Oriko, and your card returned to you with the receipt - it's then that you hear her whisper something. Something that you're not sure you heard, since Oriko had been silent the whole time. You hear her voice, breathy and soft, in your head.

+...But I wanted to model it for you, Sakura-san.+

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>>22248511

>>22248648

"I'm back." Kirika announces her arrival, loaded down as usual, this time with a boxed cake added to her load. She glances at the both of you, eyes narrowed. "I didn't miss anything important, did I?" She turns to Oriko. "Did Sakura do anything to you, Oriko-chan? Tell me and I'll gut her like a fish, right here."

It doesn't seem like she's taken notice of the fact that you bought her girlfriend underwear. Her girlfriend, which seems to be completely red at the moment, and totally unable to look at you.

How do you react?

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>>22248648
Oh shit

OH SHIT

ABANDON SHIP

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>>22248666
Keep calm and be as nonchalant as possible.

Maybe she won't be so mad that we bought her girlfriend panties.

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>>22248648
>+...But I wanted to model it for you, Sakura-san.+

>>22248648
MAXIMUM LEWD

>>22248666
MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS