I shall participate.

I will join.
Liking the Monster soul setting.

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>Fuckin monsters how do they work?
Monsters are either the product of Monster Souls fusing with normal animals and creating horrible mis matched beasts or they're outcasts and bandits who are using their mutation given powers for crime.

>Magic and stuff
Magic is one more resource, and for it to work you need resources the difference between normal wizards and magitek is quality vs quantity. Both need arcane components and both cast spells. The difference is that Magitek usually creates something like a spell-pistol that can be used by other people and old fashioned wizardry usually is dedicated to creating a single powerful mage.

>how do I play?
You need a name or a trip, I don't give a fuck as long as I can identify you. You need to fill out this form.

>Nation Name
>Biome Location (Swamp, desert, forest etc. etc.)
>Main Resource (Coal, magic crystals, slaves etc. etc.)
>at least one sentence of fluff concerning your nation's history.

We should make up our own human-monster people, right?

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>How do I play
You start out at "Tribal" level meaning you're a bunch of primitives and if you want to say, build a wall you at least need stones to pile up as a wall. I will record your resources and roll up 2 random resources that you start out with and give you the occasional challenge or disaster that will strike the region, this will effect everyone and they'll each have their own way to deal with it.

oh and you roll d100s unless I specifically tell you not to. Please roleplay as your nations president, warrior, priest...whatever. Or don't, as long as you have fun I'm happy.

Cool premise, bro.

>>22241548
>Name
The Signar Republic
>Location
Plaines
>Main Resource
Slave Labor
>Fluff
As the republic roams the plains they call their land their own. A proud people that were birthed from those who fled to the wild when the empire fell. Actual citizens, from the age of fifteen to twenty five, are required to be slaves for their family along with slaves gathered as prisoners of war. This forces them to know the life of a slave to better understand the plite of those they will someday rule. For government a high chieftain is decided by electing he who killed the previous chieftain, however each chieftain maintains a council of advisors made up of the powerful family heads.

>>22241591
So we leave the Main Resource part empty for now and roll a 2d100 to see what we get of the start?

>>22241574
If you want yes, a person's monster soul is inherently random and some people may never actually mutate beyond an unusual eye color or pointed ears.

Your population is more than likely made up of several roughly homogenous forms of mutations. (Spider people, Rat people, and Slim people with the rare dragon person being a destined leader for instance)

If you prefer to have a roughly homogenous population of monster folk thats your thing though bro. Keep in mind that people are born human and mutate over time though.

>>22241623
no choose one and I'll roll to see what your other resources are. Those resources also tell you what the other environments of your kingdom are.

>>22241548
Nation name: Agartha
Biome: Mountainous Area
Main Resource: Iron
Fluff: Fleeing The Quint, the people of Agartha settled in the cave of the Dragon's End mountain range. The mutation are welcomed and nurtured when it begins by the tribe priesthood.

>>22241658
So it's not passed down genetically or anything?
It's random?
Like, if kingdom that wanted to be 100% homogenous a breeding program wouldn't help, they'd just have to kill anyone who showed signs of being something else?

>>22241609
rolled 4, 1
Building Materials and Magitek.

The Signar plains are adjacement to the polluted Junkheap of the Lion'shead research facility. This place is infested with Malfunctioning golems and living weapons like salamanders but it is an excellent source of choice stone and magical materials like orichalcum and mythril.

They are also adjacent to the ruined Metropolis Jaxxadrall, this city was once home to 100 million people, now its a festering ruin populated by mimic slimes and spider people. It's dangerous but it has its fair share of magitek devices for the looting.

>>22241708
yes I'm afraid so. The monster soul chooses a person that is compatable so personality plays a roll but in no way, shape, or form is it genetic. Short of developing magitek or a spell to replace or force out a monster soul there's nothing you can do about it.

and yes your civ can develop a monster soul replacement/removal device.

>Nation Name: The Empire of Ra’h

>Location: Small Tribes in the Forest

>Main Resource: Magic Stones

>Backstory: The Empire of Ra’h was formed when a small group of humans started to invade Elf homes in the woods. The drove the Elves out the Forest and made their own homes. Using the large Forest as a hunting ground for animals and killing any “evil” monsters enter the land. The souls of the beast they killed started to enter the bodies of the Ra’h people, transforming them into hordes of monster-hybrids. The tribes of “humans” became very wild and broke down into groups known as Caste. There are three Caste; The Elders (The Leaders), The Full Bloods (Mostly transformed people), and the Half-Lings (Slaves or untransformed people).

Hope this is good.

>>22241724
Excellent, now who else shall I be engaging in combat with?

Rolled 89, 15 = 104

>Nation Name
Stonebeak Clan

>Biome Location (Swamp, desert, forest etc. etc.)
Mountaintop caves with some cliff sides to expand on.

>Main Resource (Coal, magic crystals, slaves etc. etc.)
Magic Nullifying objects

>at least one sentence of fluff concerning your nation's history.
Mostly comprised of a group of mountain dwelling Cocktrice kin. They were led to rebellion by a charismatic and brutal leader recently after being slaves to Beholder kin. They have started to hunt the remaining Beholder kin and using there eyes as anti-magic objects. They have barely any means of food, moslty due to having no working knowledge of farming besides the goo/slop that the Beholder kin fed them, and mostly just eat Beholder kin flesh which tastes terrible. They are all dwarf sized and the older ones are feathery.

>>22241686
1, 3
Magitek+Fuel

Th Wyrm mining company suppleid th old world with Iron, and Coal taken from the Dragons End Mountain Range. The whole of the mountain is studdd with pre war dig sits which ar guardd with malfunctioning wapons systms and automata. It is also riddled with tunnls full of bestial mutants and Torch spiders.

dicks did I fuck up with my chicken barbarians?

Fuck it, let's do this, forgive me if I'm a bit slow on the learning process or cosmically fuck up along the way.

>Name
Falcrious, the Empire of Thorns
>Location
Overgrown Forest
>Main Resource
Petrified wood
>Fluff
The Falcrious Empire is a religious kingdom who worship artistry and class. They value intelligence and cleverness rather than brawn and force. Their empire symbol is the lone Silver Rose.

Rolled 87

>>22241548
>>Nation Name
The Fetts
>>Biome Location (Swamp, desert, forest etc. etc.)
Arctic Craters
>>Main Resource (Coal, magic crystals, slaves etc. etc.)
Starmetal
>>at least one sentence of fluff concerning your nation's history.
In legends, Titans from the skies and carved from the plates of ice the place that is now called the Fetts.

>>22241744
2, 4
Spell resources+Building Materials.

Th forest is studded with deposites of Magicite, a mineral which is quite suited to storing and channeling magical energy. The forst is also adjacent to an ancient quarry that produces a great deal of useful stones. Not just blocks for castles but flint for spears and fire. The forst itself is also populated by the rare and Mysterious Blood Sap tree, a plant which (you geussed it) bleeds red sap. These trees can grow to a hieght of a mile and their sap is prized for use in magical potions and spells.

>>22241804
give me a second my keyboard is fucking up, also please assume a name or a trip if you're going to be a player.

I was the OP of the thread that likely inspired this one, and I read the Creature's Path thread as well, so dis gon b gud.
got to go to work in three hours so I should be able to get a little footing. Hylian Wars had some time and post limits so I'm used to having to do stuff slowly.

>Nation Name
Skernid
>Biome Location (Swamp, desert, forest etc. etc.)
Caves and forests
>Main Resource (Coal, magic crystals, slaves etc. etc.)
Wood

The Skernid are a primitive people who live in caves and surrounding woodland areas. They were outcast from human settlements for being too 'feral' and attacking villagers.

>>22241898
got it

I also am a noob, but this looks pretty damn cool so I'm gonna give it a shot.

>Name
The Barony of Thrace
>Biome
Swamp
>Main rescource
Magic crystals
>Fluff
The Barony was created by the combining of forces of the scavengers and treasure hunters who were searching the swamp for the tomb of the long dead necromancer Thrax. Its primary mutations are spider-people, lizard-people, and slime-people, though there are outliers. It is a meritocracy which places high emphasis on power and strength of will.

>>22241853
Sorry, forgot name.

Also, are you going to write small descriptions for each of us?

sweet.

>>22241783
2, 5 spell resources, Monster Souls

Along with special calcified organs taken from the bodies of Beholdr-kin the Stone Beaks hav begun using Auracite, a special stone that absorbs life energy from the dying to fuel spells and their own monster soul given mystical abilities. They are also prone to having at least 1/10th of their population experienc unusually advanced mutations. (you get lizard people who can breathe fire or actual petrification eye beams more often than other civilizations would get)

>>22241886
Do we get an action, like cutting Blood Sap trees?

So, how to we begin playing?

>>22241907
1, 5 Magitek+Monster Souls

The Skernid dwell in a region, that in better times, was a vactioning spot for much of th area. It was also a popular retreat for Survivalists. Up to the Quint many people began digging and building bunkers to survive the Spellocalypse as such the Area is full of caches of magitek, actuall bunkers full of supplies and more than a few tribes of psychotic bandits who have had no contact with th outsid world for generations.

You rolled monster souls so you get people with monstr abilitis mor easily than people without them.

>>22242022
Hell YES.

>>22241977
>>22242011
yes you can try to harvest wood or sap from the Blood Sap trees.

lemme get the high baronand then I'll do an intro post.

>>22242038
what about me?

oh and I forgot you thornwaver, don't worry I'll do your bit too, just gimme a second.

>>22242038
Oh, just so you know you missed
>>22241813 and >>22241853

Not really surprising, there's kind of a lot of us.

>>22241886
>Nation Name
The Empire of Ra’h

>Location
Small Tribes in the Forest

>Main Resource
Magic Stones (Magicite), Build Materials (Flint)

>Action
The Elders send bands of Half-Lings to gather sap and seeds from Blood Sap Trees.

Rolled 73

>>22242090
Forgot the roll

>>22241940
4,5

Building Matrials, Monster souls

The Barony of Thrace was founded on the ruins of a long dead culture, specicially the culture of careless disposal of resources. As such they live in swamps which were used as garbage dumps. This however has given them access to a very high supply of sturdy materials such as enduramic (A ceramic substanc similar in use and qualities to plastic) and busted Magitek dishwashers.

They also have an easier tim training stronger Monster Soul champions.

>>22241798
Fuck yeah tunnel of doom
>>22242106
Magitech Dishwasher
>jelly

>>22241975
Bwahahaha! We shall be awesome in our power! Everything shall be stone! Everything!...ahem...so for our first order of business if I may I want to send out a small party (8) of my men. 2 shall be strong mages or the closest we have, 3 shall be young and strong warriors, 1 will be my second best tactician, and the last two the best and most charismatic merchants we have. Or closest too that. There orders will be to find a king to ally with and trade with him for knowledge of farming in our area (trade for food is second priority). They are given enough food for two months or the closest we can manage and told to come back in a month. The tactician is given leadership to make decisions. If I can actually do that.

The rest of my clan will start working on finding resources to build and to learn what these "spell resources" can do.

OP, how many people are in our settlements?

first things first, barricades around the caves! Gotta make some things to prevent people getting in. And start training the young'uns to unlock their monster powers. And make up nasty signs telling people to keep out.

(also I changed my name to make things easier)

>>22241813
1, Magitek, 4, building materials.

Along with the petrified wood of their forest the Falcrious have an unusually large number of obsidian deposits in their area. This glassy stone is both aesthetically pleasing and useful for creating a variety of primitive weapons. The obsidian happens to collect near small volcanic vents which bubble with magma once out of every day on the month. Thes unusual geologic formations (which also provide heat to a natural spring) were under observation by the old world and the area is riddled with ruins full of scientific devices.

>>22241853
(Pick a name please.)

The Fetts are host not just to large deposits of Star Metal but also to deposits of Petroleum and natural gas. Many ice flows are seperated by small lakes of viscous tar and more than a few areas are considered taboo places to enter due to the vents that spew flaming gas.

Th Fetts have unusually active monster souls and find training them easier.

>>22242160
If you become known for war it might be awesome. You should get a General named Mr. Clean.

MR CLEAN

>>22242209
I may have to do this.

(post deleted after I realized it said *dishwashers* thus making my statement really dumb)

>>22242198
>(Pick a name please.)
sorry bout that.

Okay take the little post I gave you and copy it into not pad along with your mpire descrip. Hold onto that for the next thread. Also bear with me my keyboard is rebelling in the form of a malfuncting "E" key.

Now you each start with an Low population, accidents and combat will cause you to lose population so add:
Population: Low
This is indicative of around 5000-10000 people.

Next up list off your resources.

Now you can
A: Resarch new Tech
B: Build something
C: Harvest a resource to build something with
D: Do something cultural
E: Do something I havn't thought of.

I'll post the results of yuour actions so far.

>>22242249

I can already imagine the one liners:

I shall bleach your bones and leave them to tumble dry.

>>22242196
already posted mine here
>>22242260

so construction first

>>22242135
The only people you can meaningfully ally with are other posters.

If you feel like performing an action please describe it in detail and roll 1d100

>>22242293
I just rolled a 01 on my d10 at home for that.

You might want to roll for that yourslf bfor I decid to appease my dice's blood thirst.

Rolled 50, 4 = 54

>>22242260

Alright I gotcha. Imma still do the same things but I guess you decide who my small group runs into first. Or if they all die horrible deaths.

So for our first order of business if I may I want to send out a small party (8) of my men. 2 shall be strong mages or the closest we have, 3 shall be young and strong warriors, 1 will be my second best tactician, and the last two the best and most charismatic merchants we have. Or closest too that. There orders will be to find a king to ally with and trade with him for knowledge of farming in our area (trade for food is second priority). They are given enough food for two months or the closest we can manage and told to come back in a month. The tactician is given leadership to make decisions. If I can actually do that.

The rest of my clan will start working on finding resources to build and to learn what these "spell resources" can do.

Rolled 41

>>22242311

Rolled 65

>>22242260
First thing first:
Collect stones suitable to build a forge.
Send parties to collect Iron and coals

>>22242342
and I forgot to add my second roll so forget that action.

Rolled 42, 19 = 61

>>22242330
So to go more into detail for the spell resources. Imma going to put aside some of my pop to try and learn magic.

Rolled 54

>>22242260

Obtain as much as obsidian as possible for building material.

Rolled 56

>>22242260
C: Harvest Blood Sap Trees for sap and seeds

A: Research binding magic stones into tools

Rolled 25, 36 = 61

>>22242260
I'm gonna harvest some of that enduramic and train anyone who's not a warrior into a mighty warrior or future mighty warrior depending on age.

Rolled 25

>>22242260

C. Harvest tar and fuel using animal skins, and store inside holes dug from solid ice around our villages

Is it still possible to join?

>>22242260
Oh shit, almost missed when we started.
B) Build great long houses on the plains that shall act as a partial and staging house for the nomadic people.

>>22242391
yes but hold up, am dealing with first turn shit here.

Too late to join?

>Nation Name
Kelm
>Biome Location (Swamp, desert, forest etc. etc.)
Coastal Mountains
>Main Resource (Coal, magic crystals, slaves etc. etc.)
Sand (Glass)
>at least one sentence of fluff concerning your nation's history.
The nation of Kelm was founded when a group of tradesmen and women that had been fleeing the ruins of their city encountered a group of natives living on the coast next to a mountain range. The natives welcomed the tradesmen, being generally friendly, and the tradesmen saw this as a safe haven, a beautiful coastal region with cavern systems leading into the mountains. The tradesmen convinced the natives it would be a better idea to move their people out of the caves on the beach and move to higher ground.

>>22242330
fucking captcha ate my post.

You don't have to roll for your guys laving the mountain just rolplay them stumbling onto somone's doorstep I guess.

As for the Spellstones, you discover that magically inclined members of your group ar capable of storing energy in them for later use, and that some are better at destroying, healing, or changing the properties of any given target when their power is unleashed.

>>22242333
The Skernid manage to gather up som wood and stones. Using a carfull application of mud they manage to seal up the main entrance to their layer with a wall of logs and stones.

Th construction is kind of poor though, and th structur slumps whenever it rains.

>Nation Name Gaia
>Biome Location (Grassy highlands)
>Main Resource (Spices, Medical Herbs/Plants)
>Fluff
Originally the last hiding place of a group of refugees from some far-away tyrant, the peaceful land of Gaia was formed by their love of the land, a at times rough but always gorgeous and vast highland where rock, grass and a vast open sky greet everyone. Seeing as they lacked some more, interesting materials, they still managed to keep trade growing with their highly effective balms, salves and rare spices for food and medicine.

>>22242342
Your men clear out an old storage room deep in one of the mines. Like most tunnels in the mines its well ventilated and happens to be roomy. It took some time and effort but your men managd to find a crate of Pre-Quint firebrick to place in the forge.

(Locations with magitek will occasionally be subjctd to hazards and rewards based on their location, roll and what they were attempting)

Rolled 82

>>22242393
Shit, forgot to roll.

Rolled 73

>>22242470
Oh well, good enough for us. more important stuff to do first.
(sorry for being so brief, I'm on my phone)
Next, time to train the younger tribesmen in developing their monster powers, and for the squibs, general combat prowess. No pacifists or useless fighters allowed (they can work on collecting resources constantly for being so useless). I can see myself rolling badly for this one...

>>22242357
You manage to collect a decent amount of obsidian and Blackstone from the lavavents but find that the area is home to a particularly vicious breed of bird. The creature in question is covered by sooty feathers and leaves a trail of embers wherever it goes. It tends to defend itself by breathng fire and a few members of your harvesting group were badly burned.

>>22242374
Your men harvest buckets of blood sap and blood sap tree seeds. The seeds in question are roughly the size of human heads and full of meaty, nutritious pulp. You hav a small hut filled with gourds full of blood sap and piles of blood sap seeds.

Your Shamans manag to figure out how to fill the stones with energy and then use that energy to warp and twist wood, flesh, metal and earth but they're having trouble doing anything on purpose.

Rolled 4, 51 = 55

>>22242442
Sadly I can no longer play this game. My DnD group is wanting me to run the game. I hope you crazy kids do this again. Night /tg/

>>22242554
well damn, how about that. But hey, first monsters, so first canditates!

Oh yeah, burns. Well they're not dead so that's a plus!

>>22242591
Have fun!

>>22242386
You manage to get some Enduramic bits and pieces but your search party is savaged by Fungirats, Enormous bloated toadstools that spit poisonous spores. Your men drove them off with fire but several days later the effected hunters died, their bloated corpses exploded with lifed and fungirats burst forth from their bodies and crawled off into the swamps.

-event triggered-
-GM rolled for player Rolled 77-
Instead of doing his job the leader of your warriors wandered off and decided to bone chicks, or little boys, whatever he could find really. In his place the high priestess taught your budding warriors how to use a staff. They're very effective but the staff is considered a woman's weapon and now they face some stigma despite their deadly skill.

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Rolled 38

>>22242576
B: Build farms made only for Blood Sap trees, using the seeds we harvested.

A: Train new soldiers that use magic bound weapons and have magic stones bound into their body.

>>22242627
oh ya, pic is what most Ra'h people look like.

Rolled 98, 51 = 149

>>22242512
A: Practice metallurgy
E: Scout for safe basic material sources

>>22242389
Your men manage to get some tar and bring it back to the village. They lose 3/4ths of their party to what appears to be som manner of enormous plant that uses its vines to hunt for prey who venture too close to the tar pits. The vines are covered withlong, venemous thorns and the survivors complain of paralysis in the effected limbs. The poison's damage may be permanent.

On the plus side the tar is extremely flammable and an excellent sealant for barrels and boats.

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The Scarred moon (Like our moon but with a giant fucking scar across it that glows bright red) has ceased to be a nightly phenomena. It now appears during the day as a luminous sliver. This has lasted for a week so far and all highly active civilizations will find that anything bearing a monster soul is much stronger during this period.

all active civilizations roll 1d100.

>>22242620
Stupid mushrooms. On the bright side, monks! You can have your swords and axes, my men are going to beat you to death with sticks.

Rolled 14

>>22242696
Rollan

Rolled 71

>>22242696
I hope to roll in the middle

I hate it when I get into a quest thread too late to join in.

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Rolled 39

>>22242696
What could this be?

Rolled 57, 80, 1 = 138

In case if we're allowed to proceed once our turn is over:

FIRST ROLL
B: Start building some houses. Using the Obsidian stone for the more worthy of us, and the more common materials for the lesser folk.

SECOND ROLL(If I can do two)
A: These beasts that attack our gatherers. I want to know more of them. I'm sending twelve(12) shamen and six(6) warriors to protect them. I want to know their habitats, their territories so we can avoid encounting them, and to see if we can use them for souls.

THIRD ROLL
Rolling for Scarred Moon event.

Rolled 13

If this is my time.

Rolled 22

>>22242696
Hell yes! I will be invincible!
incidentally, you haven't replied to my other post yet
>>22242548

Rolled 47

>>22242718
Hay, if you want to be the other elder for our tribe.
Like I get one action and you pick the other. . .

Rolled 57 + 1

>>22242659
whee monster plants!!!

B. build tunnel system inside arctic ice using flaming tar to speed up the process

E.send a party with simple flaming tar bombs in an attempt to get a specimen of the monster plant. The priority is safety. If they feel the task is too difficult, set fire to the plant, and search in the ash for seeds.

Rolled 69

>>22242731
in which case, that'll be my action for next turn.

>>22242709
The swamps are now home to an enormous Spider Jelly, this creature weighs in at 6 tons and stands 50 feet tall. It's body is a transperant exoskeleton full of poisonous green muck and it can spit at a creature 150 feet away. So far it has shown little interest in attacking your settlement but it has made its nest out of bits of magitek junk full of functioning spell-batteries and slabs of enduramic that can turn away spears.

Rolled 85

>>22242696
Scarred moon roll

>>22242718
I think new civs can come in after this first turn

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>>22242724
>1
uh... that's bad. is that bad? I think that's bad.

>>22242744
Haha, oh I'm so screwed.

>>22242717
Aside from a minor boost in erratic activity from your more monstrously inclined citezens nothing of note happens in your settlement.

>>22242507
The scarred moon sunders the Earth!

Th once Idyllic valley of the Gaians is torn asunder by collossi. These creatures tear themselves out of the earth and begin walking the land. Gaia is now home to 3 distinct gashes that form an odd sort of spiraling pattern. Thes thre canyons are home to vast resources of coal and petroleum so the gashes are now full of a sort of thick hydrocarbon slurry.

On the plus side Gaia is now litterd with stone ripe for the shaping.

3.4 fuel, building resource.

>>22242718
the scarred moon event is a joining thing. lay out your civ.

>>22242196
Back, I've got to go to work now, they've called me in early. I'll copy down everythin so far and leave the thread open to update.

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Just kind of being a drawfag mood so I will do updates on what my people look like but if anyone else wants their people done I can try to do it.

Pic is the template I will use. Just tell me what you want.

>>22242420
2, 3, 67,

Spell resource, Fuel, middling scarred moon event.

Th Kelmans find themslves wracked with headaches and hungr pangs that cannot be satisfied during the scarred moon but are otherwise unharmed.

Their nation is home to vast deposists of natural gas and coal as well as naturally occuring formations of crystals. Thse crystals can purify water of poisonus substances and heal wounds, though they are destroyed when these actions are performed with them.

>>22242871
As in, Iv'e got the thread set to auto-updaet, so if anytihng happens afterwards, I'll write it down when I get back.

>>22242723
A few of your people go mad and mutate horribly. They appar to host not one, but dozens of souls. This has led to destruction of thir minds and the warping of their bodies. Thos who are not killed outright flee into the forest and wander it, leaving a trail of dstruction.

>>22242724
The vents erupt, the formerly peaceful lavafield explodes and your people are forced to flee the lava floes! Everything you have built or gathered is destroyed in the chaos.

Your people settle up hill of the lava vents and upon studying the soot vultures learn that the creatures in qustion are a product of multiple soul joinings and only a limited number of them can exist at any point in time.

>>22242913
A: Find better ways to bind magic stones too people.

B: Send Half-lings into in nearest cave and have them build mines. Mainly to find magic stones.

Rolled 64

>>22242955
forgot the roll.

Rolled 9, 50 = 59

>>22242882
Sweet, thanks

A. Research a method to make the crystals last longer
B. Begin digging into the coal veins, creating a mine as they go

>>22242751
Aside from the occasional headache of unsatisfiabl hunger pangs your men are fine.

They get to work chipping out holes in the ice and careful application of burning tar helps the process move along. So far you have a few hundred feet of cold icy tunnels.

Rolled 59

>>22242825
Begin to make settlements that match the color of the land out of stone grass and moss to hide small villages from the colossi. Then begin on checking out the oil to find what we can do with it.

>>22242838
Oh I hope this works.

>Nation Name
Gorptopia
>Biome Location (Swamp, desert, forest etc. etc.)
The Coast
>Main Resource (Coal, magic crystals, slaves etc. etc.)
Aquatic horrors/seafood.
>at least one sentence of fluff concerning your nation's history.
The watchers of Gorp are a violent people who lives mimic the harsh existence of the sea. Pirates are common, but fishermen (and women) are revered for being absolutely crazy and braving the waters to bring back monsters for the tribe to feast upon.

>>22242951
I assume turn will be interceded by events right?
can you please still use >>22242658

Rolled 29, 97, 73 = 199

>>22242951
Alright, I guess since we're jumping right into another turn I'll take my actions.

Research what the crystals do and possible uses for them, begin training mages, and study magitech dishwashers.

>>22242955
67+50 rolled by GM

Your shamans discover that careful channeling of the Stone's Energy allows them to warp the structure of an object it is pressed against. This can mean people, animals, or tools. So far they've usd it to make some nice stone and metal tools.

The half-lings make their way to the mines, like all slaves they work slowly and sullenly but they manage to get a shallow mine going. It's just enough to pull in some stones but its not what you'd call a whole hearted effort on the part of the slaves.

>>22243009
Just realized that was only the result of the scarred moon roll. I really should read more carefully. Ah well, lots of other people already posted their second turn actions.

Rolled 83, 71 = 154

>>22242951
Well. Cocks.

You've made a powerful enemy today, volcanic vents. very powerful.

A: Capture a lava vulture and see if it can either be used as a monster soul. If not, see if it's possible to seperate the souls for the betterment of the Empire of thorns

B: WELL SHIT. FOREST IS BURNT TO ASHES. In that case, it's time for damage control. First of all lava rivers. I don't see the vents stopping. Find any plant life and save them, put it in pots, we need those to regrow the landscape. Use whatever materials we can muster to rebuild shelters, now is not the time to be snooty, we're all in this together people.

This is a sign. the gods don't want us to live here. This is just a setback, nothing more.

>iexthyda Pompey's
yes yes a Pompeii happened, eat me.

>>22242989
1, 6 Magitek, Lore

The people of Gorp live not just on the coast, but next to the sunkn ruins of a onc grat mtropolis. This city, and its oodles and Oodles of mutagenic magical substances are responsabl for more than a few of the horrors the Gorpers face. (and probably for the gorpers violent psychosis as well.)

As such they have plenty of magitek items to salvage from the sunken city (provided they can dive for it) and they also happen to have mostly preserved the language of their region allowing them to read the words on the magitek items they recover.

Rolled 21, 17 = 38

>>22243015
D: Hold a party for all Half-Lings in which an Elder comes attends, this is mainly to raise slave moral in the mines

A: Study using Magic Stones on dead bodies. (Necromancy)

Rolled 86 + 1

>>22242981
C.mine star metal from beneath the ice, through our newly dug tunnels


>>22242659
E.Check if there are any monster souls in our clan with exceptional agility or affinity to plant life. Send a team armed with flaming tar bombs in attempt to capture Monster plant sample.

OPs head is going to explode...

>>22242990
After some trouble setting up a forge your mn manage to create a fairly decent workshop in which they can create weapons, armor, tools, and experiment with all things forge rlated. This includes metallurgy. After some time and effort they manage to rediscover steel. Water and coal, along with iron ar both required to make steel but spell-engine is more effective when it comes to making good steel if used in place of water for quenching.

Your men find plnty of iron and coal underneath the earth for taking. Clean water can only be found in the wells near the Pre-Quint sites or by gathering via barrels set out during the storms. Pr-Quint devices are guarded by spell-turrets and automata so your men face some measure of dangr retrieving those.

Is it too late to hop in?

Nation Name: Galo'ans, Naravome Tribe

Biome: Vast plaines (See: Mongolia)

Main Ressource: Bones

The Galo'ans, also known as Barbarians. are a nation of barbaric, shamanistic people. They possess high strength, measure at average 6'6 and possess a strong musculature. The Shamans communiate with the spirits to communicate with them, ask them questions and make requests. They possess strong Orcinoïds characteristic, such as harsh visage traits and over-sized canines, and an pale pigmentation.

>>22243124
Also, Name

>>22242984
GM rolled 87 for oil.

Your people begin making stone, log, and mud buildings in burrows, most of the structure is in fact undrground. The top half of the building is covered in heaped earth and so far your people have taken to waring green and brown clothing fstooned with leavs in an attempt to hide from the wandering titans.

The work with oil went along splendidly and one particularly pure spring of the stuff was found. This substance can be used to make tar, or as lamp oil and serves as both a fuel sourc and a water proofed sealant.

>>22243083
>OPs head is going to explode...
Yeah, it is. I'm kinda new to these things and this one's pretty different, but doesn't the OP usually post a status update on every civ after each turn? Maybe we should give him a break to catch up.

>>22243144
I assume it's one global event per turn or something so just post after it.

>>22243144
I do think the same. Maybe with OP doing a round for everyone at once, and *then* everyone posts, makes things easier for everyone to read and easier for OP

>>22243124
4, 1, 71

The Galosians dwell in what used to be a city sized prison complex. It was here that the old world sent its strange, delusional, and psychotic and the ruins of the Prison blocks are haunted with deranged monsters which thirst for blood, dreams, and souls. As such ther's quite a bit of old world weapons, armor, and medical devices to be found.

The Galosians slaughter a merchant after blaming him for the nausea caused by the scarred moon and are now shunned by most travelers.

>>22243170
Never been in a Civ Thread

Wat do I do next?

>>22243009
Sveral of the crystals explode and more than a few of your apprentices have earned the Nicknam "stumpy." You do howevr at least have a cadre of mags who know how to use the crystals as a battery for magic during battles. Tossing around fireballs, ice, and lightning are pretty popular among your mages.

Your study into the ancient products of Senor Clean has taught you the basics of Magitek, in short programming a spell-crystal with a basic function and forcing that spell crystal to carry out that function whenever the correct command is given. This command can be verbal or tactile in nature.

Rolled 14 + 1

>>22242260
>>22243182
see this

>>22243154
Ah, yeah, that makes sense.
>>22243162
I like this. We post our actions, OP tells us the results, then posts the event, then we reply to the event post with our next actions. That sound good?

Rolled 31, 64 = 95

>>22243162
>>22243195
I'm okay with this. I'll refrain from doing my next turn until event then.

>>22243067
if your people's skills as magi were much better you could probably tear out the soot vulture's soul, killing it, and force it into a living creature, giving it flame elemental and avian qualities. You could also sunder its sould, destroying it and giving you an avian and flame elemental soul, again destroying the soot vulture. You can't do any of that though. You're not knowledgable enough about souls to actually perform these actions, just enough to make theories.

Oh and you manage to collect and preserve more than a hundrd different species of plants. Your efforts to preserve plant life have earned you the favor of local dryads.

>>22243068
Oh, goodies. Do I take an action now, or do I wait till next event?

>>22243069
The party goes poorly, this probably has to do with the banner proclaiming "ALL SHALL MAK MERRY OR BE FLOGGED."

You managed to force a soul into a dead man. The dead man in question promptly explodes into flames, claws his way out of the tunnels and flees into the wilderness. 1/2 of your researchers are dead.

>>22243236
now is fine you gorping gorp head.

>>22243247
>did you catch mine by the way?
>>22242966

Rolled 25, 27 = 52

>>22243247
Okies

Time to go back to the water.

A: Learning to dive better, so as to get more loot

D: Focusing the peoples destructive energies into a hunting(fishing) competition. That way we can find out whom to groom for warrior status, and whom to groom for "Fisherman" status.

Rolled 83, 40 = 123

>>22243170
I build a rudimentary palissade, and send people to harvest some bones out of the complex

Rolled 88, 84 = 172

>>22243240
This is not going so well.
R: Trying binding magic stones to dead bodies more.

B: A Temple to train mages and learn more about magic.

>>22243083
You manage to get ahold of some of the star metals. Thr are many kinds. One is as light as bark but holds an edge like nothing else, it is also stronger than iron and blue like ice. The other metal is impossble to sharpen and a piece the size of your fist weighs as much as a grown man.

GM rolled 45
Your men have a few people with plant attuned monster souls but the Tar Tyrants find them to be just as snack worthy as animal attuned tribesmen. They also find that setting tar on fire is a bad idea.

That tar lake has been burning for 2 weeks and shows no sign of stopping.

>>22242966
Your men fail to find a way to make the crystals last longer, and in fact accidentially poison a well during their experiments. Who's gonna miss one village right?

The Miners sink a shaft straight into the ground. It's about 500 feet deep, lined with plans and timbers and has a rope and pulley lift. It also has a fucking enormous heap of slag lying right next to it. You're pulling coal out of it though.\

>>22243224
Awesome, plannin' for next turn the-
>>22243247
Oh. in that case....

Sweet, brownie points from Dryads. Mite b cool.

ROLL ONE:
B. Begin restoring the land and build around the newly formed lava rivers.

ROLL TWO:
C. Clear some space, bring down some petrified trees to make room for a new settlement.

---MEANWHILE, AT THE RESEARCH TEAM--

ROLL THREE:
A: Well, turns out gentlemen, we don't know jack shit of what we're doing. Luckly the area DOES have ruins. It's time to get our hands dirty and learn about the who, or what, build these. This is a desperation move in hopes that if we unravel these secrets we might learn some new methods of what the research team's ultimate desire to harness the power of these burning vulture phantoms.

Or, we might unlock something else entirely, it's time to learn people, get to it!!

>>22243259
On both your diving and hunting competitions a shark that appears to have crablegs and live in the shell of a 5 story apartment complx interrupts the proceedings by throwing stones at your boats with its enormous pincers, Your people manage to attain a great deaol of skill in rowing, swimming, diving and outrunning a giant crab-shark but aside from that not much is done.

It is generally agreed among the whole of your people that the crab-shark is not well liked.

>>22241469
>>22241548
>>22241591

Sup /tg/, I'm gonna copy this guy. >>22242876

Got a tablet for Christmas and I want to try it out. Any monster requests? If I fail to hard you won't see me though.

Rolled 25, 55 = 80

>>22243352
oh hay, more drawfags means more fun.
I use a mouse myself cause I do more painting then drawing.

Rolled 77, 74, 23 = 174

>>22243331
HERP forgotten to roll.

Also tell me if rolling three things at a time is unfair n' shizbit. I'll try to refrain to two max.

>>22243262
The men sent to gather bones find that the city is full of small mimics that like to build shelters out of the bones. They have a particular penchant for fresh bones and more than a few of you men lose hands attempting to snatch up what appears to be a necklac only to find that its a mimic's tongue. You do get some bones though.

You also manage to construct a fairly decent pallisad by sinkling logs into the earth, using mud as a form of mortar and careful application of rope to the pallisade lets you encircle your settlement with a decent fortification.

Rolled 73

>>22243141
I guess we keep going then.

Amass as much of the oil as we can, keep hiding from the titans and work on building underground cities, keeping only small surface areas for food, herbs and the likes. Send scouts to find other settlements to trade our vast quantities of oil for other resources.

Rolled 66, 97, 21 = 184

>>22243288
A. research metalurgy, especially to combine star metals, and forge blades and pipes.
C. harvest more star metal
E. check on the Tar Tyrants, maybe they'll be weakened by the burning tar, and we can collect a sample.

Rolled 5, 90, 89 = 184

>>22243247
D:Establish a Smith caste, only the best smith are to be allowed to learn how to make steel.
B:Send warriors with Iron weapons to clear out more mine shaft as to make them habitable.
C/D: Make bringing back pre-quint tech from the defended area a rite of passage for warrior to be awarded Steel weapons

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Ever since The Quint wild magic storms have lashed the world, all mannr of strange and terrible phenomena have ben reported.

Roll 1d100 to see how fucked you are and if you are fucked whether or not lubrication is involved.

Rolled 49, 34 = 83

>>22243381

A: Try to learn a way to temper the bone to create a more solid, stable bone

B: Build a large hut with beds so the shamans can take care of the men harmed in the harvesting mission

Rolled 43

>>22243405
Lord of Magic, guide us!

Rolled 17, 82 = 99

>>22243405
Let's roll

Rolled 94

>>22243405
Ah fuck

Rolled 9

>>22243405

EVENT ROLL

Don't ferget about dis too!
>>22243331
>>22243370

Rolled 45, 59, 52 = 156

>>22243405
Alright, I want to harvest some crystals and capture and experiment on some fungirats. I want to know if I can weaponize those spores. Third roll is for how much I get buttfucked by the storms.

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Rolled 99

>>22243336
>>22243405
Oh gods, horrible monsters must be researched.

Rolled 97

>>22243405
>implying my luck will hold
action is here >>22243400

>>22243414
Your men turn into women and your mn turn into men. Aside from that you are unaffected.

Rolled 25

>>22243405

Rolled 33

>>22243405
Quint magic storm rollin rollin rollin

>>22243418
Your clothes, weapons, tools, and housing come to life and wander away. You are now left without any inanimate objects at hand.

File: 1356601717240.png-(18 KB, 650x450, Falcrious citizens.png)

While I'm waiting for the results, here are some citizens from Falcrious.

The lowerclass poor are already souls with plant life of various different types. The souls seem to make them sluggish though. The process of how or why this happens is completely unknown to them and is a mystery to them.

The upperclass wear wealthy clothing and are rather snobby, but since the great lavapocolapse, they are reduced to the same status of their mutant 'brothers'. They're okay with monster souls, but feel that the lowerclass is cursed what with the effects of these monster soul effects being more of a hinderance than a benefit.

>>22243453
WELP, TIME TO EDIT UPPERCLASS AGAIN.

>>22243415
The bones you have gathered assemble themselves into hodge podge bodies, kill anyone who tries to stop them and wander away from your settlement. They now wander the plains killing creatures and taking their bones.

>>22243472
Can I get a result on >>22243412 after?

Also, Fuck.

>>22243416
A good portion of your people spontaneously mutate and become perfect amalgamations of human and monster. They can wild the powers of their monster souls and balance their human and monster natures without ill effects.

>>22243487
I think that's postponed until everyone's events are done.

Rolled 15, 25 = 40

>>22243437
We have a small event with our all male leaders become women. . . It was fixed real quick and no leaders where changed.

A: We keep Research on raising the dead with magic crystals.

B: We make a church in love for the "Crystal God"

>>22243421
5 miles of city rises from the depths of the bay and hovers about 100 feet above water level. It takes some time and effort but your people manage to get on top of floating section of city. The good news is the Etherite powr plant is functioning perfectly and there are 500 pre-quint humans wandering around wondering what is going on.

The bad news is that the Etherite power plant is infested with crab sharks and other terrible monsters.

>>22243503
I typo'd all you men became women and all your women became men. Your entire society's gender got flipped.

File: 1356602189555.png-(7 KB, 258x450, Falcrious citizens RIDICIOUS.png)

Alright this is getting silly.

>>22243442
Your food plants radically mutate. Now they bleed red ichor, have eyes, and squeel in pain when harmed.

Rolled 98, 48 = 146

>>22243527
So all stuff came to a stand still?

>>22243540
i see what you did there.

>>22243488
Awesome! So do I get o spend a turn finding out what soul the majority of my people have (get to pick one), or do you just pick a random one?

>>22243448
The Tar Lakes have given birth to walking humanoids that devour anything they come across. These creatures swell in size with each new addition and gain a mount that gibbers in alien tongues.

Thankfully ther's like one per lake and they don't deal very wll with fire, however they are always reborn from the lake once destroyed,

Rolled 8, 3 = 11

>>22243514
Woo hoo! Population boom, willed with people who know dangerous things!

E(?): Ok, We have a serious infestation here. We need to cull, capture, enslave, or destroy the crabshark menace.

D: Also! We have to "integrate" the new blood into the populace at large. I hope we don't have to be too rough with them, their delicious pre-quint knowledge will aid our research and scavenging runs.

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>>22243533
At least they don't have random plant life growing on them

>>22243560
you forgot me RJ
>>22243428

>>22243559
just pick something, its mostly irrlevant sinc one in ten people are going to have this mutation, enough to giveyou a battlefield advantage but its mostly fluff related.

File: 1356602569114.jpg-(136 KB, 1600x800, shark crab vis.jpg)

Rolled 96, 62 = 158

>>22243561
Curse you crab-sharks. Why do you torment me so?

>>22243428
A group of Golems reset and seek out the first thing vaguely resembling sane human lif, that happens to be you. These golems vary in size from that of a small dog to that of a 20 foot tall giants they ar 30 in number (ten humanoid sized golems, 10 giants, and ten tinies) and each has a unique industrial function it performs

Rolled 17

>>22243540
Crap! I can't do shit now, Harvest the plants and try to use them as gigantic red fields of terror to unsettle the collosi. Trade oil for foodstuff to anyone willing to help. Find out of the creepy plants have any edible or medicinal properties.

Rolled 44, 7 = 51

>>22243469
Alright okay. Naked, no clothes, no materials.

YOU WANT TO PLAY THIS WAY, GODS? BRING IT ON! WE WILL NOT FALTER!!

Okay, game plan.

-EMPIRE OF THORNS-

You guys. E: Request aid of the Dryads. Ask them to help us reclaim us, and if it isn't too much to ask, maaaaybe some clothing and shelter maybe?

-RESEARCH HILL-

A:Oh yeah, this happened to you too, didn't it. Welp. Guess it's time to go full tarzan and see if you guys know how to make simple tools and loincloths!

>>22243564
shhh Murhpy's law is still in effect.

>>22243594
and when I mean reclaim us I mean reclaim the forest with nature and plants. Dunno how I confused that request with 'us'.

Rolled 43, 91 = 134

>>22243527
D: We hold a event to calm everyone down and make sure the people don't get out of hand.

A: We study metals found in the mines to understand bronze tools

>>22243594
The Dryads are decidely unhelpful at the moment, a part of this has to do with the drunken ranting of one of your nobles. (apparntly he managed to catch and bludgeon a keg of whiskey to death.)

However some shameless begging does manage to get some of the dryads to create some clothing from discraded leaves and tools from fallen branches. They can't do jack with metal or stone though.

Your researchers apparently managed to find few trunks full of clothing and pre-quint booze. Hoarding bastards ar busy getting drunk and having private dress up contests within full view of plant clothed nobles, a great deal of taunting is involved.

Lurker here, OP is pretty cool guy.

>>22243640
I think you may have missed me too RJ.
>>22243420

Actions are here >>22243400

>>22243589
The plants are still quite edible. A great deal of your time is spent calming down the populace and making evryone get used to this strange, cruel gesture of the gods. However once the hysteria dies down its business as usual and your people go back to planting and harvesting the now terribly vocal fruits and vgetables.

oh and the plants on your huts tend to scram and the collossi, so far they've failed to take notice.

>>22243399
action before the event

>>22243420
1/4th of your population have manifested as feline mutants. They are very, very snooty. Oh, and the spider jelly gave birth, to spider-jelly-wasps. Their stings cause your flesh to melt.

A good portion of your populace get stung by the spidr jelly wasps during the crystal harvest so weeping sores and long trm poison damage are becoming pretty common. You do howver have a hut full of magi-stones.

You lose a few brave (dumb) young men to th fungirat spors but if you collect the stuff without inhaling it and if your wearing the proper protective measures (Fuscia Jelly slime mixed with mud and extract of stinkroot) you can handle the substance without fear of infection. The powder has been demonstratbly effective on slime jelly wasps. They give birth to winged jelly rats.

Rolled 16, 99 = 115

>>22243566
Alrighty, i'll have Lizard(men) souls

>Research longer lasting crystals again

>Dig deeper into the mine

>>22243675
Turn order is like this
>action
>Event, civs may join during event and perform an action while I'm typing up event results
>action

basically only starter civs get to perform an action during the event. Its one action, then a global event.

Rolled 55, 92, 27 = 174

>>22243742
then reposting and rerolling
D:Establish a Smith caste, only the best smith are to be allowed to learn how to make steel.
B:Send warriors with Iron weapons to clear out more mine shaft as to make them habitable.
C/D: Make bringing back pre-quint tech from the defended area a rite of passage for warrior to be awarded Steel weapons

>>22243561
any attempts to acconmplish anything come to a standstill when one of thecrabsharks manages to get ahold of a Pre-Quint construction device and smash its way across the Etherite Reactor, eventually it falls into th ocean but your people were way to busy hiding from th crabshark in the 2 story construction mech to do anything of use.

>>22243742
Ah, in that case I'll post my next actions now.

Try and get a forge going, or some way to shape those crystals into weapons, and see if I can domesticate the winged jelly rats.

>>22243742
So that's how it works eh?


A. research metalurgy, especially to combine star metals, and forge blades and pipes.
C. harvest more star metal

>>22243560
E. Set up a watch/research post near the tar pits to observe the Tar Tyrants and take out the tar golems when they appear.

Rolled 7, 1 = 8

>>22243795
herp. Cocked up the roll.

Rolled 17, 48, 6 = 71

>>22243796
roll

>>22243805
Ah fuck me, really?

Rolled 96, 11 = 107

>>22243742
I see well the, my official action will be the last one I posted.

Rolled 69, 98 = 167

>>22243742
Alright, in that case, since I posted my post event action, it's now time to post pre-event action now.

Just in case if so, posting mah turn. if not, ignore meeee!

----

>>22243640
Well, at least we're no longer naked.

Damnit Mr. Porky stop being such a goddamn racist to the Dryads, we're lucky that they clothed us as it is!

Oh look, the research team, they survived the lavapocolap-oh. How about that. they're gloating. Bastards.

-RESEARCH TEAM-
Uh guys. Can we like, you know, stop flaunting over the others? Mind you there's like, 18 of us and a whole bunch of them. can we get back to, you know, research something? Like I dunno, maybe the ruins again? just take notes, examine ruins, anything! Hey, hey jonesy, put down the bee- oh goddamnit...

-FALCRIOUS 'EMPRIE'-
D: Alright. Let's try rebuilding. we don't need the Dryads. Sure we got no materials, forest is nothing but petrified trees, lava rivers, and volcanic vents with fire birds, which by the way, the research team has YET to report back and rather just get drunk and all. Well? what are we waiting for? LET'S REBUILD OUR EMPIRE!

>>22243412
apologies for the wait, should've done this first.

There are at least some bones left over from the magical incidnt. Using some of the jelly taken from a vicious bone snapper your people manage to make bones as strong as forged steel. The source of this discovery is costly though. (Bone snappers ar a plant that places a mouth at ground level, they use inch long thorns as teeth and powerful jaw muscles to rend flesh and bone, a lot of warriors lost hands and feet to them,)

You set up some beds in a series of huts and your shamans begin tending to the wounded.

>>22243716
You manage to create crystals that explode, and lose a few apprentices to them.

You dig deep into the mines and discover an ancient system of tunnels. It seems this was a salt mine that was used to store data crystals by the pre-quint movie industry. Apparently it was an archive of sorts. The place is empty of life but there a few vid players left over and thousands of barrels full of data crystals.

Rolled 74, 29 = 103

>>22243871
So do I get my post soon? sorry for all the Double-posting.

>>22243756
You manage to establish a smith caste, they immedietly take to putting on airs and wearing steel jewelry but they do their job well enough.

The warriors clear out several tunnels wearing makeshift iron armor and using well crafted iron shields and spears. They fight vicious Termite Lizards and manage to force the hideous creatures back into the dark. They also manage to find a set of tools, chains and saws made of transperant orange crystal that glows and radiates heat when activated. There are 3 crates of these items.

Your attempt to establish a ritual hazing of warriors goes reasonably well, your youngans have taken to looting the most dangerous sites however and missing eyes and fingers have become fashionable.

Urgh, I'm going to bed after my result. I'll check by the thread when I wake up. If it ended, I hope it will have the date and time for the next time, cause bad luck aside I'm enjoying this.

>>22243607
There's a great deal of confusion, a surprising amount of sex, more pregnancies than usual and then everything goes back to normal, well sort of normal. Except your society has taken some hits to combat effectiveness since all your warriors are weaker than they used to be,

Your men study the metal tools in the mine, and they manage to figure out the basics to metallurgy and forging within a week. These skills become quite prevalent and just about everyone can forge or a bit of copper or some similar material.

[apologies for the wait]

>>22243796
The good news is you have more star metal. The bad news is you're out of fuel and aside from Sky metal maces (the light mostly useless kind) and a warhammr that no man on earth could lift you hav little to show for it.

Oh and everyone who went out to the tar pits is dead and there's anothr tar lake on fire.

>>22243871
exploding crystals is close enough

and holy balls! movie theater!

Rolled 23, 53 = 76

>>22243978
C: Send more men for the hunt on Magic Crystals

A: Study the use of Magic Crystals on souls, mainly extracting them and forcing them into a body.

>>22243822
The research team manage to find some functioning spell-rifles. and a Image-Recorder. The head of research manages to list out a detaild and well thought out list of instructions for the spell-rifles and sends them back to the settlement.

The instructions are written on picturs of his genitals and the spell rifles are out of ammunition.

The dryads decide to loan you their help, after you agree to punish Mr. Porky by spanking him with a cactus. They help you make some burrows and grow living sapplings together to create walls for the huts. They help you gather stones for making a forge and shape dead branches together to create walls for the hut. These walls are held togethr by vives and mud. They meticously and carefully help you build a farm and an orchard but they also expect you to help them repopulate the forest with plants.

>>22244053
I forgot about the set up, omit this post.

>>22244065
Fortune favors Falcrious!
Too bad I'm going to knock out any second now.
Later gents.

>>22243795
your head researcher manages to animate a pinting press with one of the crystals. The printing press devours him, uses his blood as ink to print out something called "The Twilight Cod by Stephanie Brown" and then goes dormant. Your men dump it and every copy of its infernal work near the lair of the Jelly Spider.

The Jelly Rats have learned speech thanks to your vigilant efforts.

They use this new found gift to tell everyone how much you enjoy sodomizing eachother.

If I was the Jelly Spider I'd see that as an act of agression

File: 1356606361541.jpg-(70 KB, 290x432, 1354939814512.jpg)

I apologize to anyone whose post I may have missed. voice your discontent and I shall do my best to make amends.

It is raining candy. No yo don't have to roll for this one.

Rolled 11, 1 = 12

>>22244099
Sonsabitches. Alright, apparently the /tg/ dice have decided I'm going all magic all the time. First, scout around the garbage and see if we can find any useful magitech to research, next set every goddamn one of those jelly rats on fire with our minds. We'll call it a training exercise.

>>22244141
>another nat 1
Alright now you're just fucking with me.

>>22244134
>C: Send more men for the hunt on Magic Crystals.
>A: Study the use of Magic Crystals on souls, mainly extracting them and forcing them into a body.

Rolled 21, 100 = 121

>>22244168
forgot roll

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Rolled 40, 68 = 108

>>22244134

>>22244134
Candy is dandy.

But we must kill the beasts! Those horrific crabsharks will not be laughing after we get them!

Oh, and in addition to fighting them, we are going to, do some research on them in the lore. It might give us a way to defeat them or something.

>>22244141
You manage to find 10 metric tons of sex toys and sexual lubricant, which amusingly enough is still quite good at lubricating things. You also find a half sunk Magitek caravan of trucks they are full of recording equipment and the corpses of 3 porn producers.

Due to a monumental fuck up the jelly rats escape with a data cube chock full of homerotica and 10000 different ways to to say "The Barony is the Capital of Sodomy!"

Rolled 56, 76 = 132

>>22244134

We people of Kelm may not be adept enough at refining these crystals ourselves, but hopefully these strange data crystals will reveal enough about our healing crystals that we can really put them to some good use.

>scour the data crystals for information regarding our healing crystals, or magic crystals in general
>keep scouring

>>22244179
crabsharks live in seawater

the sweet candy in their water will have to put them in a really bad mood

>>22244173
dat 100 roll.

>>22244173
Your men find magic crystals, they also an automata that is home to a creature from the far realms. The only survivor has cut out his tongue, yes, and destroyed his ear drums.

You have learned the art of creating soul traps, extracting souls, mixing and matching souls. This is mostly due to a chance find of ten text books labeled "Magic and its interactions with the human soul 1-3, a history of the monsters 1-3, and Magic for complete retards 1-4" As a rsult your mages have taken one of your mine chambers and coverd every single square inch of it in eldritch runes. Apparently it will serve as a storag site for souls in the event of any fusionor extraction expriments you wish to perform.

>>22244179
The good nws is that the crab sharks are dead, or the ones on the therite city block are dad anyway. The ones in the watr below have been in a feding frenzy for days and anything in, on, or near the water is as good as dead.

Your rsearchers manage to discover 5 tons of canisters labeled "BAT SHARK REPELLANT" in the Etherite plant. Bat-Sharks must be pretty nasty they reason, so this has to be the good stuff. From the looks of things the stuff is basically in an aerosol canister and can be loadd into a spray bottle or dumped into water.

>>22244188
Lol, goddammit.
First order of business, those in charge of killing the rats are to be executed immediately.

Now, on to the rolls: Firstly, the mages clearly need more training. Very, very clearly. Secondly, some research on the trucks would likely prove fruitful.

Rolled 16, 17 = 33

>>22244270
Herpa Derpa forgot my dice.

>>22244214
You manage to find some childrens shows that explain the basics of programing, charging, and otherwise making us of magical crystals. This should allow you to use them for spells or in magitek devices.

This also allows you to cobble together a simple magical tool. One battery crystal attached to a healing crystal should allow you to make use of the things for a longer period and make them more effective.

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Evry day you wake up to see two enormous humanoid figures on the horizon bickering like and old couple. Their arguements consist of whether or not things are better now than they used to be and whether or not the monsters are more terrible now that they hav multiple souls or whether or not you can be a hero and a monster at th same time.

In general the old gods agree that things were better in their day.

>>22244277
Your mages manage to get one of the old trucks up and running by switching out some of its parts with some bits from a Dishwasher.

Then teh men to be executed steal it and ride off into the sunset, apparently they now worship an entity called hoodeeknee

Rolled 45, 78 = 123

>>22244354
Well, as entertaining as it'd be to ride this fail train into the ground, I require sleep. So, I'm gonna post this last set of actions and then clock out.

Alright, let's try that forge bit one more time and attempt to harvest some enduramic.

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Rolled 38, 39, 48 = 125

>>22244330
>Event roll
A:Study making metal shell bodies to place souls in.

A: Use Blood Sap tree wood to make better magic staffs

Rolled 58, 5 = 63

>>22244330
Haha, is this the event?

>take an inventory of the data crystals to see what I can make use of
>attach charging crystals to the exploding crystals to see if we can make super exploding crystals, but do this very far away from our settlement, just in case

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Rolled 17, 73 = 90

>>22244330
Time to Apply Bat-shark replant directly to the problem area.

It is also time to train crab-shark fighters, so that we may avoid such travesties in the future.

>>22244376
You manag to cobble together a forge. It's kind of inefficient what with all the wood you have to burn but at this rate you'll take any success you can find.

Thankfully your men manage to find several soldified chunks or Enduramic junk, apparntly its a combination of model making kits, (for som faction called the Battle Sisters) Crappy Furniture, and food packaging. With a little magic programming they should take whatever shape you command.

>>22244397
oh god

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>>22244434
You done fucked.

>>22244397
yeah not all of them are apocalyptic hell storms. I thought I'd pull the doom throttle down a notch or two.

>>22244397
You manage to find films by Mikail Port, N Day Shamwow, Eww Ball, and a series call Snoutman's World which apparently was a genral education show for children.

There is a crater 500 feet wide and 250 feet deep at the edge of your settlement. The god's stropped bickering just to watch and then began arguing over whether or not people are as stupid now as they were then.

>>22244422
The bad news is that everyone in th bat-shark-repllant team was bitten or pinched to death. The good news is all of those sharks vomited put their internal organs upon exposure to the chemical.

You have a crack team of Gorprs ready to harpoon crab sharks, they want a bigger boat though.

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>>22244466
Your a good GM, for how many people we had, and I like the idea of the game. You maybe should add more on the evolution.

>>22244492
You're*

>>22244382
Aside from making metal spidrs that flee upon awakening and spin wirey webs deep in the mines you haven't had much luck with the metal bodies thing.

The good news with the Blood Wood staves at least is that its hard to fuck that up. Your staves so far are crude and power transferance could be better but you have a fairly decent alternative to channel your mystical power when it comes to the magical crystals.

>>22244492
wll thanks. But a part of this was supposed to be players interacting with one another via some roleplaying and battl would'v eveolved from that.

As for the volution thing... yeah I suppose I could've tried to figure out how that worked better.I guess I'll have something for next time.

Next thread should b on monday, noonish 4chan time.