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>we the best meguca now

It's 2am... on christmas.. why would I join in on a quest thr---

Fuck it, fine. Lets just get this over with.

>MGNQ time
Oh god it really is Christmas.

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>>22214092

You are Kyoko Sakura, Eversor. While you're not the best in your rank - you can hardly remember the many times you've been made aware of that fact - you're pretty much unstoppable the moment you get a spear in your hands, or anything that resembles a staff, mostly. In fact, you're pretty famous for holding off two witches at the same time - no mean feat, considering that you were fighting with blood sheeting in your eyes and a left arm torn off at the shoulder. You came out of that well enough, and you still have both your eyes intact.

But again, it doesn't matter. Right now, you're fuming mad, mad enough that you broke the door when you slammed it on your way out of the Eversor common room. In foresight, maybe you should've kept your temper - it's bad form to lose it in front of the Warmaster, no less. And Mami was there, too. And Kyuubey. And...well, Sayaka, but really, she's more to blame about this than anyone else. Her and Murderface.

It's Christmas, for fuck's sake. You had it all planned. You told them weeks in advance that the Secret Santa was going to happen. You even took the time to properly make the slips of paper that had the name of your Secret Santa; you cut them out of GOOD paper and wrote each one by hand, no printing out names and tearing them out and crumpling them like a dildo would. You made sure that things were properly randomized! All they had to do was pick, and then spend the rest of today buying presents in time for the Christmas dinner later!

...You're not Sayaka, that needs to be said. You don't have her hair-trigger temper, and you're sure she's not rubbing off on you that way.

[1/2]

>>22214151

But you're not going to stand by and let these idiots not experience the joy that is Christmas. And you're not going to accept the excuse that it's "not very brutals to bes nice to each others", even if it's from your Warmaster.

It's important.

More than ever.

It's just Walpurgisnacht, you shouted at them.

And it wasn't to arrive in another month.

What the hell were they afraid of, anyway? The Officio's tackled Witches with that kind of designation before, and survived. You didn't even require the support of the other Officios, even if they were all chomping at the bit to steal your thunder. Walpurgisnacht was nothing worth canceling the Secret Santa over.

Nothing was worth canceling Christmas over.

In any case, you're standing in front of the door leading to Yuma's quarters, in the Culexus floor. You're not sure why, but you're probably the only non-Culexus to be able to tolerate BEING here in their floor. Everyone else would have thrown up or simply passed out at the presence of so many Culexus in one place - and that was even with most of the Culexus still in their suits - but not you, for some reason. It was a mystery that even Kyuubey seemed to be completely perplexed about. You didn't give it much thought, though - you considered yourself lucky that you didn't feel like blowing chunks every time you popped by to check up on Yuma. She seemed to appreciate it, and the other Culexus even seemed pleased that they had someone else other than their own to talk to.

Well, at least you think they're pleased. You've seen them talking in hushed tones whenever you passed by. You tried asking them what's up, but all you got was hasty apologies, and something about their helmet speakers acting up. You have a feeling that's not the case at all, but they seemed sincere enough, so you let them be. Nice folk, really, just a bit quiet, especially when Malal was around.

[2/3]

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>>22214163

You make to simply open the door, but you stop yourself just in time. The last time you barged in unannounced, you woke up in the infirmary, flat on your back, with a dozen skull helmets looking down at you, and Yuma sobbing inside hers. You found out from her - after a dozen or so tearful apologies - that you'd burst in on her changing out of her suit, and she'd shut down your Soul Gem completely with an unrestrained burst. It took three Grief Seeds just to resuscitate you.

...You don't want a repeat of that, right? Besides, you're here to ask her to help you with the gift-shopping and all.

[]Burst in on her anyway. Surprise Event!
[]Knock, announce your presence, and push the door open.
[]Message her using *that*.

[]Burst in on her anyway. Surprise Event!
[x]Knock, announce your presence, and push the door open.
[]Message her using *that*.

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>>MGNQ
>>Kyouko

Christmas is saved!

Alright, gentlemen - can we agree that at some point in this thread, Kyoko's going to lose, damage or otherwise render unserviceable her intended outfit, necessitating her moving around in some form of suit or butler outfit which was all there happened to be to hand, and thus giving the members of the Officio the best Christmas present ever?

>>22214181
>[x]Knock.

Passing out would ruin christmas, not just for us, but for our asshole friends who don't appreciate christmas without a kick in the ass.

>>22214181
>[x]Message her using *that*.

>>22214181
>[X]Burst in on her anyway. Surprise Event!

Let's do this!

>>22214181
Walk back into the other room with a stick and loudly declare that the beatings will begin immediately and continue until the enjoyment of Christmas begins.

Alternately, say hi using *that*, because of course we want to know what *it* is

>>22214181
[X] Burst in with a large plexiglass shield (and aviator shades), which should protect you from the reflexive retaliation until they realize it's just you again.

>>22214273
Presumably "*that*" is Kyouko's ability to interface with Culexus mind-to-mind communication, alluded to when we were Kyuubey. (If I recall correctly.)

We'd probably end up broadcasting to every Culexus on the floor or something embarrassing like that if we tried to use it, though.

...

[x]Message her using *that*.

>>22214181
Knock. It's the right thing to do, especially since its Christmas.

>And you're not going to accept the excuse that it's "not very brutals to bes nice to each others", even if it's from your Warmaster

Huh, I had Kharn pegged as being more like Nathan Explosion than Skwisgaar...

Wait just a moment.

Do the Culexi happen to have a chimney?

>>22214423
I don't think so. But some sort of air duct perhaps? I like the way you think.

>>22214181
"IIIIIIIIIIIIt's SAAAAAANTA KYOOOOOUKKOOOOOO!"

>>22214227
Or a bikini.

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>>22214399
Honestly, with that phrasing I'm picturing Kharn as Tsuruya.

>>22214423
>>22214448
>>22214464

WE'RE DOING THIS

WE'RE MAKING IT HAPPEN

>>22214423
Yes, let's go solid snake up in this, we'll take the chimney or the ducts, we need a santa hat.

>>22214487
Changing my vote to this. It's too good to pass up!

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>>22214487
>>22214423
This.

>>22214181
[x] Knock on the door, make sure that Yuma's decent, then open the door.

>>22214487
Burst in using this
It's Christmas and we are taking Yuma shopping and buying her cool presents as well!

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>>22214423

Seriously? You want to Solid Snake your way into Yuma's room? Getting knocked out may be the least of your worries if you surprise them again. The Culexus, despite them being really nice and all, can just be as high-strung as the most titchy Eversors you know - and that's saying a lot.

...Fuck it, it's Christmas. Sure. You take the Santa Hat you'd stuffed into your costume's pocket, pulling it over your head - and it's then that you walk towards the air vent you saw a couple of corridors back. Hijacking a stepladder from a nearby supply room and prising off the vent lid with the blade of a quickly-manifested spear, you squeeze your way into the the cramped, dusty, and not very comfortable vent. On your hands and knees - coughing as you immediately get a lungful of dust - you begin the arduous task of crawling your way to the vent that would hopefully lead to Yuma's room, and not someone else's.

It's not a very nice place, this. But you're already committed, just as you're committed to bringing the joy of Christmas to the group of dildos you consider your close, personal friends.

Oh, you can't wait to see their fat faces when you get them the best presents ever. It'll be worth breathing in what smells like a year's worth of dust into your system, making your lungs just as bad as Murderface's (who's just recently taken up the horrid habit of smoking, something you've asked her more than enough times to quit).

After a bit of crawling, coughing and cursing - you finally come upon a row of three vent lids, each one equally spaced from each other. You should be in the corridor where Yuma's room should be, so one of these vent lids should lead to where you want.

What do you do?

[]Try to peek through and listen from each vent grill first, quietly as you can.
[]Just pick one and drop through! You've no time to be tactical! MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!

>>22214739
[X]Try to peek through and listen from each vent grill first, quietly as you can.

Stealth Action!

>>22214739
[X] "HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAVE YOU ALL BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR?"
[X] Listen out for the reaction that sounds most like Yuma's.

>>22214739
MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS

>>22214739
Check before we MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!
We are going to do something stupid but we aren't going to do something full retard

>>22214748
Yes, we must speak through the vents, let them know the Christmas spirit is incoming before barging in with Maximum Christmas!

>>22214739
>[x] Peek and listen.

See them when they're sleeping. Know when they're awake.

>>22214739
>[X]Just pick one and drop through! You've no time to be tactical! MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!

MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!

>>22214739
>[x]Try to peek through and listen from each vent grill first, quietly as you can.
Proper surprise requires proper preparation, let's keep quiet a little while longer.

>>22214739
[x]Just pick one and drop through! You've no time to be tactical! MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!

dynamic entry time. because why the fuck not.

>>22214739
THIS >>22214748
IT CAN ONLY BE THIS

There's only one way to go...

MAXIMUM!

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>>22214790
Alright, we're gonna need this remade to Kyoko picture (with Snata hat) going [x] MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!

>>22214852

Fuck it, why not? I totally don't need sleep or anything. Let me fire up the template...

Tactical Christmas Action

>>22214748
Seconding this.
No need to be constrained by pre-set choices.

>>22214739
[X]Try to peek through and listen from each vent grill first, quietly as you can.
Tactical Christmas motherfucker. We stealthy for a bit before GUNS GUNS GUNS.. I mean PRESENTS PRESENTS PRESENTS.

>>22214739

[ ] Go full MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS, disregard shit like Tactical Action Espionage. Fuck, why are we in the vents? CRASH THROUGH THE CEILING.

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>>22214869

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>>22214739
>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS
Maximum everything always makes me think of the crysis suit.
Because MAXIMUM EVERYTHING, thats why.

>>22215120
You are now hearing MAKUSHIMAMU KURISUMASU in Norio Wakamoto's voice.

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>>22214748 >>22214765 >>22214771

You decide to take your time and check, first. It couldn't hurt, really, and while it may ruin the surprise a little bit, it's more for their sake than yours. You don't want some poor Culexus having to spend Christmas night sitting by your bedside, worrying whether or not you'll make it. They're sorta NEETs already in the way they keep to themselves, no need to torment them further than necessary.

You crawl your way towards the first vent, squinting through the spaces in between the grills. They're not made for spying purposes, so it's hard trying to make out anything. You do see that the room is rather very heavily-furnished. Manga, figurines, video games...and is that a character body pillow?

Yeah, that's definitely one of those dakimakura things. You can't make out what character it is, but it's got green hair. And it's being hugged by...well, a Culexus in her pajamas. Her skull helmet still on.

...They have to wear their helmets even when they're sleeping? Man.

Well, you're not sure if Yuma is into otaku stuff, or what. But then, they usually don't talk about that things, right? Something about hiding your powerlevels? So there's a decent chance it could be her.

The second room you squint into is a more normal-looking one. It actually looks quite homey, like a student's room. Books in every corner, a study table at one side, the bed at the other. A small TV placed on top of a small entertainment center, with what looks to be a game console hooked up to it. The Culexus, fully-clothed, is sitting on the floor, in front of the TV, a controller gripped in her gloved hands. She seems to be getting angry at video games, as far as you can tell from her vox-corrupted grumbling.

[1/2]

>>22215145

Hmm. You've heard her talk about video games, but you don't remember her talking about a specific sort of console. Yuma isn't really the competitive type, either, but then again, she might be hiding that from you too.

The third room is a bit more spartan, with every inch of the walls converted into a gun rack of some sort. There is some SERIOUS FIREPOWER in that room, guns that you've only seen Murderface hold. The Culexus is sitting on her bed, humming a quiet tune, with what looks to be a heavily-complicated rifle reduced to its component parts and pieces hovering in the air in front of her. Each piece slowly moving, clacking into place, the weapon seemingly assembling itself fragment by fragment.

That's...that's actually pretty cool. You didn't know they could do that.

...Speaking of, that looks like the rifle that Yuma was given on her first day. Maybe that's her? But you're sure she's not THIS much of a gun nut...

Who do you intrude upon?

[]The first room.
[]The second room.
[]The third room.
[]Pulse a message to Yuma first, see who reacts, and then make your decision from there.

>>22215152
[X]Pulse a message to Yuma first, see who reacts, and then make your decision from there.

It'll ruin the surprise, but we don't want to unleash MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS on the wrong target. Pulse a message, say we're going to be coming in, and then when she reacts and heads to the door to let us in we'll pop out from the vent behind her.

>>22215152
Pulse a message
I wouldn't be surprised if it was the first room but we should make sure.
Say we are on our way down and just coming out of a meeting

I reiterate >>22214748.

>>22215152
[x]Pulse a message to Yuma first, see who reacts, and then make your decision from there.

>>22215152

[ ] Fuck this shit. MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS FOR ALL.

>>22215152
[x] Pulse a message to Yuma, just asking where she is.
Try to keep it a surprise we're coming in through the air vent.

>>22215185
How would she even-

Wait.

Decu, please tell me she still has Rosso Fantasma.

>>22215216

If she still has her illusions powers then we should TOTALLY do this!

>>22215145
>Yeah, that's definitely one of those dakimakura things. You can't make out what character it is, but it's got green hair.
Miracle Midori?

>>22214852
>>22214869
>>22215087

Lineart done. Coloring now. Will take some time because of the transparency.

>>22215152
>[]The first room.
/a/
>[]The second room.
/v/
>[]The third room.
/k/
>[x]Pulse a message to Yuma first, see who reacts, and then make your decision from there.

>>22215216
>>22215185
>>22215260
Really? You want to use magic powers on people that nullify magic simply by existing, and need to wear suits so that they don't kill their co-workers, and on the floor where their anti-magic is strong enough passively to incapacitate any other Magical Girl that approaches?
And Kyoko's not immune to the anti-magic, just resistant.

>>22215291
I dunno I sort of got more a /jp/ from the first room
Mainly because instead of just anime it is anime, statues, dakimakura and games

>>22215301
WE ARE EMPOWERED BY THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS WHICH KNOWS NO BOUNDS!

>>22215301
>>Kyouko
>>Christmas Special

I'm sorry for trying to have fun, /tg/. It won't happen again.

>>22215301
FUCK YOU CHRISTMAS TIME

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Best Meguca!

>>22215398
This looks like a porn doujin. Is it good? Is it translated? I need porn doujin dialogue.

>>22215432
http://wiki.puella-magi.net/Mahou_Shoujo_Madoka%E2%98%86Magica_NitroPlus_Novel
Scroll down to 'Sample Illustrations from the Limited Edition Fanart Book by NitroPlus Illustrators'
So uh yeah. Sorry to shatter your hopes and dreams, especially during Christmas.

[x] Third room
[x] MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKER
[x] Fingerfuck ALL OF THE GUNS

Didn't Yuma just become a Culexus (as in,during Chiaki time)?
How is she a Culexus during Kharns reign as warmaster?

Or am I chronologically confused?

>>22215476
As far as I am aware, no character named Yuma has been mentioned in any thread before this one.

>>22215476
You are chronologically displaced
Yuma contracted when Murderface had just arrived and joined on the day that she Coobake'd all over Sayaka

>>22215475

WE ARE NOT MURDERFACE!

>>22215476

Kharn became a witch twice, once she just pulled herself together by herself. The second time required the sacrifice of all but one Culexus.

I assume that this is chronologically placed before the second time.

>>22215483

Yuma was contracted during the QB quest segment.

>>22215470
Well it's by Nitro+.
Everything they do looks like it's from ero.
Because that's what they're good at, ero.

>>22215476

Coobie Quest took place the very first time Girl A woke up. So, Yuma became a Culexus roughly about two years ago and Murderface got her name roughly about a year and a half ago. This is probably in the period of time between Murderface and Kharn becoming partners but before Kharn leaves for Siberia.

>>22215470
Damn, oh well.

>>22215484
>>22215494
>>22215501
Thanks guys. I just read the Kharn and QB flashbacks on saturday. I think.
Either way, hasn't really settled in to my brain.

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>>22215145
>>22215145
>Yeah, that's definitely one of those dakimakura things. You can't make out what character it is, but it's got green hair.
>Miracle Midori Hugpillow
>mfw

Words cannot describe the amount of DO WANT! I am feeling right now.

>>22215536
I personally still want a Butler Kyoko hugpillow.

>>22215536
I hope that she has a Murder Mayumi dakimakura as well. She doesn't have to worry about it being found out as the only ones with a good chance of seeing it would be other Culexus who aren't going to spill so she doesn't have to worry about Murderface reprisal.

>>22215432
>I need porn doujin dialogue.
>reading porn doujins for dialogue
You... you mean... I'm not the only one?

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>>22215536
Could be someone else?

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>>22215581
Oh my. BROTHER, WE MEET ON /tg/!

>>22215581
No you're not. I can't read untranslated doujins, it just doesn't feel right not to get the dialogue.

>>22215581
>>22215605
I'm now anticipating these two proceeding to quote the dialogue of various doujins at each other in a show of brotherhood.

>>22215581
>>22215605
>>22215617
We are the brothers 4?

>>22215625

Five...

>>22215494
THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS

You fool, it's about intruding upon a friend's privacy in a comedic manner, like grabbing boobs and comparing size in locker rooms.

>>22215633
6

>>22215625
No. I think we are many.
Not knowing what's going on REALLY ruins the fun.

>>22215625
You know my reason is simple.
Porn is great,but seeing the words in moonrunes and KNOWING there is a context to the pictures drives me nuts.
Porn with context is better than Porn without

>>22215643

SEVEN.

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>>22215164 >>22215168 >>22215177

You're being especially cautious today, aren't you? Normally you'd have barged into Yuma's room, no questions asked. This is the most cautious you've ever been in a long time, so much that you're actually finding yourself annoyed at how ponderous things are going. If anything, Eversors aren't supposed to be this tactical, this...mired in common sense.

You hate to admit it, but this is more of a Vindicare kind of thing, what you're doing right here. Eversors, like the ideal that Kharn represented as Rank Leader (and also Warmaster) - never take more than a heartbeat's span to make a decision. The first impulse is always the correct one - instinct, reflexes and a good blade would see you through should things go ass-upwards.

Ahh, but then, this isn't exactly a normal assignment, isn't it? Not in the slightest. You can't exactly cut your way through if you get caught, either.

Well, any case. You'll deal with things when they come up. Right now, you have to send a message to Yuma, using *that*. How'd they call it? Pulsing. Yeah, that's right. Strange, but you guess it does the job done. It sort of fits, anyway.

This 'pulsing' thing is sort of a secret between you, Kyuubey, and the rest of the Culexus. Such was your surprise when Kyuubey called you to his office, a mere two weeks into Yuma's basic training. You were even more surprised to find Malal there, in the middle of putting her helmet back on.

You respectfully averted your gaze just before you could get an eyeful - although you were very tempted to take a peek - and it's after a few moments that she told you that you were, in fact, to take a special week-long training course with Yuma on the basics of Pulsing. A confidential kind of training, no one was to know about it. Not even Sayaka, or even the Warmaster herself.

[1/2]

>>22215656

It wasn't telepathy. It was more than that, from what you remember. It was something about harnessing the frequency of your soul gem to transmit a part of you elsewhere. Piggybacking on the other soul gems in your vicinity if you needed to, to transmit a message.

But not just messages - emotions, visions, that kind of thing. Some of the Culexus could even 'empty' their soul gem and place themselves into another one, were they trained enough to do so. And it took a lot of training.

Right now, you could do the most basic level of it. Brief messages, no longer than a sentence or a thought. A picture, if you really concentrated. That's about it, but the Culexus assured you that getting to that level without being a Culexus yourself was pretty good, already.

Now, how did this go, again? Yuma said to focus on something that made you feel positive, and then use that emotion to form the message you wanted. The first time you tried it, the Culexus in your training circle all looked away, sniggering.

You'd pulsed them a vision of Sayaka in her underwear, they'd told you after they'd calmed down. You made them promise not to say anything, and true to their word, they hadn't. Although none of them could look Sayaka in the eye for a while (not that they normally could, she didn't like Culexus much).

You know enough, at least, not to make that kind of mistake.

A moment more, and you pulse your message. Forcing to confine it to just one recipient, only.

+Yuma, open your door. Coming in.+

You barely manage to stop yourself from groaning in exasperation as all three Culexus seem to snap to attention. But only one of them gets up to walk towards the door leading to their room. A faint, quiet reply being pulsed back to you, proper and restrained, and somewhat puzzled.

+Eh...? Er, alright, sempai.+

>>22215661
AND THAT WAS WHEN WE DROPPED IN FROM THE CEILING.

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>>22215661

...Huh. Well. You should probably talk to her about being an otaku. It's not good for her image.

How do you make your entrance? You'll be landing behind her at this rate.

[]Kick the vent in and drop down, all style and flash! MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!
[]Smoothly rappel down using your spear. She knows you as the cool sempai, you should make sure to act the bit.

>>22215661
>Some of the Culexus could even 'empty' their soul gem and place themselves into another one, were they trained enough to do so. And it took a lot of training.

Oh shit. Malal might be alive after all!

>>22215669

VENTS? WE NEED NO VENTS.

WE'RE GONNA FUCKING CRASH THROUGH THE CEILING.

FOR MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS.

John McClane would have loved it.

>>22215676
[X]Kick the vent in and drop down, all style and flash! MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!

MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS. Make sure to yell "MERRY CHRISTMAS!!" when we jump in.

>>22215676
[x]Kick the vent in and drop down, all style and flash! MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!

Target confirmed. The time for stealth is over.

>>22215676

[] Fuck Vents. BREAK THROUGH THE FUCKING CEILING.

And make sure to magick up a Santa hat first.

>>22215661
DYNAMIC CHRISTMAS ENTRY!

>>22215700
We already have a santa hat. No worries man.

>>22215682
>>22215691
But that will make a mess of Yuma's room, and someone will have to fix it the hole we make.
>>22215676
[x] MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!

>>22215682
Kick vent open
Bust through another spot of the ceiling
quickly ropel down with spear

Flash and pizzazz.

>>22215676
[X] Vents

>MISSION FAILED

Kyouko? Kyouko! KYOUKOOOO!

>>22215676
>[x]MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!

[]Kick the vent in and drop down, all style and flash! MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!

Someone really needs to make that MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS macro...

>>22215676
>[x] MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS

You do know that you'll be able to steer this special any way you want now, just by whichever choice has 'maximum christmas' on it, right?

>>22215734
I sure he already knows.

I think we're all still channelling SWQ from earlier.

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>>22215681
Piggybacking on Kharn's soul gem or maybe Chiaki's?
It would explain a lot about the amnesia, the being a copy and a few other things

>>22215676
[x] Do smooth, look cool while doing it. Smoothness over flash.

>>22215764
Hah nice work NiceHatGuy

>>22215765
Hell, maybe she's even one of the personality fragments in Chiaki's Witch barrier.

>>22215764

Perfect.

>>22215764
MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS should probably be in red and white, with snow and tinsel all over it.

Just saying. Don't do it if you don't feel like it.

>>22215810

I'm really tired dude. Please, some slack.

>>22215783
If she was anywhere she would be overseeing it all from somewhere that she can watch whatever is happening while keeping totally undetected
It is Malal after all and she was the top culexus

Speaking of culexuses I wonder who the last survivor is, Yuma?

>>22215813

>you want some slack.
>too bad.
>here critique.
>F*** you.

i love it, maybe you can do one for other characters as well?
if you want of course.

>>22215783
>enter barrier inside Homura's barrier
>skulls everywhere
>"This isn't Mirai's..."

>>22215813
I realized. That was why I said you shouldn't do it if you didn't feel like it.

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>>22215676
[x] MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS

"HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKERS!"

>>22215824
In all probability.
Since that happened due to events uncontrolled by us.
Meaning if it wasn't, people would complain and can't shut them up with "It's because of YOUR actions".

>>22215824
No, the last survivor is Malal.
In Murderface's Soul Gem. Chiaki witched out as a reaction to Malal witching out as a consequence to being linked directly to Walmart Night.

>>22215876
No they mentioned one survived culexus in the officio meaning not someone stuck in someone else's soul gem I think

Anyway if they knew Malal was alive inside Chiaki why would they have done the procedure without taking care of her first

>>22215876
Except Souji specifically said "one culexus left back in Mitakihara".
Malal fits none of the requirements:
being in Mitakihara
being a functioning Culexus
people knowing she's still around

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>>22215585

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>>22215876
>>22215851
>>22215851

Possibilities. Possibilities everywhere.

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Oh MUGI

>>22215824
That would explain Homura's diary app appearing on her new cell. Which I'm pretty sure is that program Malal was coding in Kharn's flashback.

Old amnesia was happening before Malal's death, but the most recent one is different so it might be Malal-linked.

Not enough info to speculate beyond that.

>>22215943
I can't remember, but was the diary app on Chiaki's old phone, the one that got wrecked by Kirika?

if so, brb tinfoil hat

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>>22215585
>>22215918
>CC

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Fixed the transparency problems which were bugging me.
Tried to add a red and white gradient to the text but I couldn't get it to look alright. Not gonna mess with it anymore. Too tired.

>>22215957
Yes. Chiaki was going a bit tinfoil herself wondering how the hell it appeared on her new phone.

>>22215957
There was one on there

>>22215943
See we don't know how often she lost her memory before she joined up with Kharn and we know she repeatedly lost it after that

This latest one could be due to the strain on Malal from the procedure and each event could be from strain put on her from whatever happens to Chiaki

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>>22215682 >>22215686 >>22215688

You grit your teeth as you make do with the cramped space that you've got - before giving the vent a good, solid kick in the face. Well, you don't think they actually have faces, but your kick is a solid, face-breaking one if you're any judge. The vent holds, though, annoyingly so. You give it another kick, putting a bit more into it--

--and you nearly shriek out in a very non-flashy way as it and a good portion of the ceiling gives way underneath you, raining ceiling tile and dust down into the center of the room - along with one very surprised magical girl wearing a Santa Hat and a foot-thick layer of dust. Yuma, wearing her helmet and her pajamas, does the shrieking for you instead.

"W-WHAT...?! KYOKO-SEMPAI, ARE YOU CRAZY?! WHY DID YOU--HOW DID YOU--"

You manage to prop yourself up from the floor with your hands, and grin at the Culexus through a face caked with dust. You cough out a couple of dust bunnies, just before you bellow out your chosen battle cry of the season.

"MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!"

[1/2]

>>22216007

She wasn't too pleased with that. She reminded you - while you helped her clean up the damage left by your entrance - that as her sempai, you should present a more respectable image, being her role model and everything. As one of the more highly-esteemed staff in Kyuubey's payroll, you should be more dignified and sophisticated, and not climbing around air vents and dropping into someone else's business.

You were just trying to get into the holiday spirit of things, you tried to reason, as you shook dust out of your Santa Hat before pulling it back on. You hear Yuma grumbling underneath her vox as she pulls it off of your head, patting the white ball of fluff at the end free of remaining lint and dirt, before putting it back on you. Her touch careful and considerate, as it always had been.

"Santa Claus doesn't sneak into girls' rooms through air vents, Kyoko-sempai." She sighs this one out, the vox of her helmet corrupting all emotion from her voice.

Well, there's no evidence that he doesn't! Maybe he should start doing so!

"He'll get himself arrested if he does. Anyway, Santa Claus isn't a pervert." Yuma shakes her head. "In any case, Kyoko-sempai, may I ask why you're spending Christmas morning in my room? Shouldn't you be with someone else?" She asks this pointedly, as if insinuating something.

How do you respond?

>>22215943

Well culexus have been stated to be able to erase memories, and pre-operation Chiaki couldn't remember Malal at all.

So I wonder if Malal had a hand in that, since it was centred around her and Kharn.

>>22216012
BAHAHA! SILLY YUMA! IS CHRISTMAS, NOT DAY OF PATRICK SAINT!

Wait, wrong character.

>>22216012
Everyone else is being stupid non Christmas fatheads so I thought I would come see you and we could have fun and go shopping and get gifts for everyone to show them how stupid they were

Look around the room while we say this and see just which one we landed in out of the three

>>22216012
"Assorted idiots and morons decided preparing for a witch attack was more important than Secret Santa giftings. You are going to help me get revenge on them by bombarding them with MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!"

>>22216012
"What is this, does no one appreciate good Christmas cheer around here?
"....besides, she thought my Secret Santa idea was stupid."

>>22215992
>Something's wrong with Chiaki's memory, and for once, it's not her usual episodes. It's definitely something procedure-related.
- Decu

Ohbtw, Chiaki's phone was activated and pre-loaded with app and numbers (including Madoka's and "...") by Mami and Iori, so if Malal's in a soulgem other then Homura's then it's probably Mami's.

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>>22214092
Chomp
MAXIMUM SANTA

So, this is how it is to be Kyoko.

Highly calculated and precisely applied COMPLETE FUCKING MAYHEM.

>>22216012

"Ms.Grumpypants is being quite grumpy this morning. So, we're going gift shopping and shoving some holiday cheer down their stupid throats. As your ever-awesome sempai this is an order and no objections are allowed! Come on, you're helping me pick and choose!"

>>22216012
"WE'RE SURE GETTING COCKY ASKING INMPROPER QUESTIONS, AREN'T WE?"
"HOW ABOUT I MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS YOUR DAY?"
Do that while lifting her up and shaking around the room.
Do your thing. Continue with the mission

>>22216012
"Yuma, this is important. People are trying to ruin Christmas, they cancelled the Secret Santa. I need your help. I need you to help me get the perfect gifts, to spread the Christmas cheer, to make this the best Christmas ever for Sayaka. I can't do this alone, I need you, will you help turn this from sadness and a lack of Christmas into MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!!! that we shove down everyone's throat!"

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>>22216012

[x] MAXIMUM SMUG
[x] "That depends, my favourite kouhai. May I ask why you're spending Christmas morning in YOUR room? Shouldn't you be with EVERYONE else?"

>>22216012
"SOME PEOPLE thought my secret santa idea was dild- err, bad, so I need you to help me spread MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!"

>>22216044
Possible but unless she was around when Malal had to literally GTFO her body I think it is more likely she is in chiaki's soul gem

It explains the weird resistance to golden weapons, even Kharn went fucking nuts the first time she got her giant metallic hands on one

>>22216059
Chen, what's wrong with your belly button? It looks disguisting.

>this thread
We are Kyouko as portrayed by MC Young
It is not surprising
It is glorious

OKAY.
GUYS.
I know what to do.
GUYS.
We take a big-as christmas tree
AND IMPALE WALPULPURWHATEVER ON IT WITH THE FORCE OF THOUSAND ANGRY SANTAS.

MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS.
Accept no substitutes.

>>22216111
How? We're still a month off.

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>>22216055
Yes. Let's share some energy

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>>22216012

"Because it is time... FOR MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS."

And then we pick her up to go ruin some terrorist's day. Because it's time for a Die Hard Christmas, MGNQ-style.


Captcha: present rodunt
Also captcha suggests we give Yuma her present. Captcha also thinks it's a rodent.

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>>22216111
Smalltime.

Step 1: We have a Spear already.
Step 2: Give it some Ribbons, tie some twigs and baubles to it.
Step 3: Stab Walpurgisnacht with it.
Step 4: ???
Step 4: MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!

and done.

>>22216159
>HAMSTERS FOR EVERYONE
>Oh that's cool, Kyoko but what do you have for Kyub-
>EVERYONE

>>22216198

That's... not MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS.

Step 1: Make a tree entirely out of spears.
Step 2: Decorate the shit out of it. Also add rocket boosters.
Step 3: Stab Walpurgis Nacht with it. Make sure the rocket boosters fire off as soon as we toss it.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS.

>>22216198
Is Hitomi contracted?
If not, do we know any other green MGs?
We're red, and christmas is red&green.
Can't get much more MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS than that, as a MG.

>>22216229
A true Santa works alone.

Christmas...
Christmas never changes

>>22216198
>>22216225
Personally I would say drive a flying sleigh into it and kill it with an unending rain of presents that EXPLODE, but none of this explains how we're going to kill something a month off today.

>>22216241
MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!
We use the power of Christmas to charge through time and tear it's asshole apart and bring back presents for everyone

>>22216241
we PREPARE.

>>22216241
1. Pester Homura
2. Use time travel shenanigans
3. ????
4. DAMN IT, WE HAVE MURDERFACE

>>22216263
By the way, is this story canon?

When Is It happening? Yuma joined the busines during Chiaki's Siberia Adventure so It's after that? But then, why is Walnacht on the loose?
And giving us a whole fucking month?

I just don't understand.

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>>22216263
PREPARE TO DRAG IT BACK IN TIME TO THIS DATE? WHAT IS THIS NOW, GURREN LAGANN?

>>22216309
This takes place BEFORE Siberian adventure
Yuma contracted when Murderface first appeared back in the Kyuubey side quest
This is taking place while Kharn is still warmaster and hanging around Mitaikihara

>>22216333
NARUHOUDOU.

Forgot about Yuma joining much earlier than Siberia

>>22216356
It was also actually in the first post, so this should be canon. Probably.
>A year and...some couple of months ago, you were a Magical Girl.

>>22216012

"What are you talking about? I am not Kyoko, I am Santa Claus! Here to deliver yuletide greetings and swag to who people who don't cancel Christmas over some sort of stupid walmart thing SERIOUSLY it's just like 5 minutes to pick out a present for Secret Santa you don't need to get something expensive it's the gesture that counts it was just like a 1000 yen price ceiling you can get gifts like that anywhere even in those little stalls you can find around.... what was I talking about again?"

>>22216390
It's all canon unless Deculture says it isn't

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>>22216034 >>22216037 >>22216055

She's a piece of work, this Yuma. True to his word, Kyuubey allowed you to teach her the basics - and for someone her age, she picked up on things pretty easily, if not disturbingly quickly. Even Sayaka was impressed, and she's someone who doesn't impress easy. You remember her scoffing when she found out that Murderface could in fact stop time.

But other than that, Yuma's intuitive. Very much so that Malal warned her about reading minds without permission, or something like that. Yuma had confided in you, back then, that it wasn't really that she read other people consciously - it was only that most of them had very loud minds. Yours, in fact, was one of the loudest she'd ever encountered, rivaling Sayaka's and Kharn's. Malal and Murderface, in contrast, had minds as quiet as an empty graveyard. She could easily tell, just by being around you, what you were thinking about and what you were about to do.

It's a wonder, then, how you are able to sneak up behind her and lift her into the air, before spinning her round and round. The girl in your arms shrieking again.

"WE'RE SURE GETTING COCKY ASKING IMPROPER QUESTIONS, AREN'T WE? HOW ABOUT I MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS YOUR DAY, EH?"

"T-that nonsense again! P-put me down, Kyoko-sempai, please! I-I'm getting sick! I don't want to throw up in my helmet...!"

You let her off after a couple more spins, and she shakily sits down on her bed as you finally explain to her the rationale of your entrance. Some of the fatheads that you consider friends are being all morose and killing your Christmas buzz. Cancelled this year's Secret Santa, in fact! That's why she's going to help you get them the best presents ever.

[1/2]

>>22216426

"...Eh. Well, Kyoko-sempai, you know, the Prognosticators did say that this year's Walpurgisnacht is going to be huge." Yuma says quietly. "...Probably the biggest we've ever detected. Even the other Officios are pretty worried. The Incubators are saying that it's going to be ten times stronger than the one that wiped out the twentieth Officio. Maybe..." She self-consciously toys with a button on her pajama top. "...Maybe it's a good idea to not get everyone riled up, you know? Maybe just take it easy this Christmas?"

How do you respond to that?

>>22216436

"NO!"

Then drag her out of the room in her pajamas if necessary.

>>22216436
"That's exactly why we need to have a big ole party! One last hurrah before we all go off to die! Besides, letting Walpurgisnacht cancel Christmas is letting it win half of the battle, means that we don't think we can win. And what good has that done anyone except leave regrets behind?"

>>22216436
NONSENSE. WHAT BETTER WAY TO RAISE MORALE BEFORE THE COMING STORM? WHAT BETTER WAY TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF THE INEXORABLE TITAN ON THE HORIZON? THIS YEAR, MORE THAN EVER, MUST HAVE THE ABSOLUTE! MAXIMUM! CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

As if you thought that would stop us, Decu.

>>22216436

"All the more we should be enjoying ourselves. now let's hit a Blockbuster, raid all their copies of Die hard and start giving them the gift of John McClane."

>>22216436
"Yuma, you can't let fear dictate your life. If we let the mere mention of Walpurgisnacht make us throw away our festivities, stop celebrating, stop enjoying what ought to be the best time of the year and making it morose and depressing, doesn't that mean that we're letting the Witches win without even fighting?

Yuma, WE CAN'T LET THE WITCHES WIN! SO WE MUST HAVE MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS! Because if we didn't than it'd just be too sad. I do not intend to face what could be my death without a smile on my face."

>>22216436

no overpowered witch fest is going to cancel our happy time.

>archmaya you
>captcha what are you saying!?

>>22216436
YUMA!
THE WORLD IS NOT SO KIND TO TREAT US BETTER JUST BECAUSE WE'RE GETTING ALL MEEK!
As a Magical Girl, you must be aware that any day may be your last. Might as well have some fun.
How is the strongest witch in existance changing anything?

>>22216436
But what's the point of there being Christmas if we can't enjoy it?
We work all year and do this boring morose stuff day in day out. One of the rare times we can do fun stuff is now being taken away and I won't let it go without a fight!

>>22216436
[x] MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!
I propose that this be the response to every WAT DO from now on.

So am I right in guessing that Yuma's room was room /a/?

Manly because room B had a fully clothed culexus and room C was undisclosed but there wasn't a mention of rifle parts going everywhere so I don't think it was that

Having said that there was no mention of a dakimakura or anime around there either

>>22216555
Yes, as evidence by >>22215676

>
...Huh. Well. You should probably talk to her about being an otaku. It's not good for her image.

>>22216584
Ah I missed that post
I just thought it hadn't been mentioned

>>22216600
Decu summoning ritual sometime soon?

>>22216775
I think so

>>22216775
NYAN NYAN

>>22216861
GORGEOUS

>>22216878
You screwed it up!

>>22216861
NYAN NYAN!

>>22216901
NIHAO NYAN!

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>>22216455 >>22216462 >>22216536

You look at your reflection in the dark visor of Yuma's skulled helmet for a few moments, before allowing yourself a grin - and it's then that you give your underclassman a friendly whack beside the helmet. This makes her squeak out in pain, not to mention being knocked sideways into her bed.

And you thought the Culexus were supposed to be more logical than the Vindicares! Where was the logic in taking it easy NOW, that there's a battle to be fought in the horizon? Instead of letting it hang over your heads like the massive Sword of Damocles it was, you should do everything to keep your mind off it. You Magical Girls deserve at least that much. Christmas at least deserves that much!

"That...that scrambled my visuals for a second," Yuma murmurs. "S-sempai, please, I'm still using the training Anima Speculum, it's not meant to take any kind of abuse! T-try to be a bit more gentle!"

Eh? You weren't even trying, then, but...sure. You'll try.

"A-anyway, I...I guess that makes sense." The Culexus replies after a moment, after tapping her helmet's tinted visor a couple of times. "...I'm not looking forward to Walpurgisnacht myself, and it's hard to get excited over anything when it's looming over everyone. But that's no reason not to try, isn't it?"

Absolutely no reason! Nothing must stand in the way of Christmas!

"Alright, alright, Kyoko-sempai. I'm in. Dial it back a bit." She raises both hands in a placating gesture, but you could hear the smile in her voice. You grin back at her, before taking a full look at the contents of Yuma's room.

...She's into this Magical Midori in a really huge way, isn't she?

"It's...well, um..." She actually stutters over that for a moment. "...I-it's a really good story, Kyoko-sempai, and...and I just like the characters, and the art is--"

[1/2]

>>22216938

You wave her excuses off. Having a hobby is all well and good, but she should take care that it doesn't become her entire image.

"I...I won't, Kyoko-sempai." She turns towards the body pillow she'd stashed at the foot of her bed. "...Please don't tell Miss Malal. She'll tell the entire squad!"

Of course you won't. You're not some sort of pariah to do something like that to her.

"Thank you, Kyoko-sempai." A moment. "U-um, well...where do we start gift shopping? And who are we buying presents for again?"

[]BRING FORTH THE LIST.
[]Ask her where gifts are bought, because you haven't the slightest idea where to start.
[]Don't they have internet stuff for that?

>>22216945

[ ] BRING FORTH THE LIST. Also a copy of DIE HARD for everyone.

>>22216945
[x] Department stores. We'll go and start shopping there.

>>22216945
Where the hell do gifts get bought anyway? Kyouko always just sort of picked things up from wherever she found them

>>22216938
>>22216945
>10 minutes before Christmas ends for my timezone, Decu delivers
I'm glad I never stopped hoping.

One last time before I leave:
[X] BRING FORTH THE LIST.

And a MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS to you all!

[X]BRING FORTH THE LIST.
If decu writes it in all caps, how can we help but choose the option?

>>22216945
[X]BRING FORTH THE LIST.

>>22216966
Shopping malls and the interwebs. We (hopefully) know where both of those are so things won't be that difficult.

>>22216945
BRING FORTH THE LIST!

>>22216938
>>22216945

[X] BRING FORTH THE LIST

MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS LIST!

>>22216938
>not to mention being knocked sideways into her bed.
Pomf =3

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>>22216964 >>22217000 >>22216973

You BROUGHT FORTH THE LIST. Which is really just a piece of paper you've folded and stuffed in the Santa Hat you're wearing now. You shake it out of the hat, unfold it, and re-examined the list you've made of the fatheads you've sworn to bless with some Christmas spirit right in their stupid faces.

Six names, all in all. That makes for six presents, including Yuma's. You don't tell her this, of course. That'd just be ruining the surprise. She tries to peek at the list herself, but you quickly fold THE LIST up and slip it under your Santa Hat, for safe keeping. Yes.

"I was just going to take a picture of it, in case Kyoko-sempai lost it or something." There's an offended tone to Yuma's vox-corrupted voice. "But fine, I can just input a list of my own, here." A sigh. "So that's Miss Sayaka's, Miss Mami's, Miss Murderface's, Miss Kharn's, Miss Malal's...five presents, then. And I think we can look at Mitakihara Central Mall first before we shop online - this way, we can buy them and have them wrapped just in time for the dinner later."

It's then that she levers herself off of her bed, making her way to her dresser. "If we go the online route, we'll be looking at a week-long delay, what with the shipping rush and all."

...Yuma's pretty dependable, isn't she? If you ever make Warmaster, you'll make her your equerry, you tell her. You won't choose anyone else!

"I'm flattered, sempai, but this isn't really a big deal for us." Yuma replies as she divests herself of her pajamas, and slowly putting on the Culexus suit, piece by piece. "After training and licensure's done with, we have a lot of time to brush up on things. We only see action when we're really needed."

[1/2]

>>22217334
>Wah, what are we going to do on the bed?
>We're going to MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS

>>22217361

You've been called obtuse before, but even you could hear the note of loneliness in her voice. It's a note you've heard in every other Culexus you've spoken to, including Malal.

This robs you of any response, and you're silent as she finishes putting the suit on. You turn around just as it activates - and there's a sharp, teeth-itching whine as the lines of the suit glow red, then blue, before finally fading out. You immediately feel a strange weight being lifted off your shoulders - you hadn't noticed it until it was actually removed.

"Ready," Yuma chirps as she turns around, tugging at the cuffs of her studded gloves. "Let's get this Maximum Christmas thing of yours going, sempai."

Of course! To the mall, wherever it is, and stuff!

"...I think it's better if you let me drive."

You were just about to suggest that! You're not allowed to drive yet!

The trip to the mall, then, was made using the Warmaster's giant bulletproof jeep...thing, you're not too sure what it's called. Yuma herself had to adjust the seat a couple of times to make sure she could look over the steering wheel AND reach the pedals. You'd asked why she'd taken this particular car - and the mischief in your junior's voice is evident as she manned the beast into a parking spot.

"Because I've always wanted to drive this thing," She replies, slightly out of breath. "Miss Malal wouldn't let me or the other Culexus to. But since this is a sanctioned mission from a direct superior, I can't possibly pass up this chance of driving it without getting into trouble, now can I?"

...Pretty slick.

[2/3]

>>22217367

"This is a sanctioned mission, right, Kyoko-sempai?"

Well, you did tell Kharn and Kyuubey to screw themselves and wait for your awesome gifts, so...

"Sanctioned enough for me!"

[2/3]

With the Marauder parked and its security systems activated to vaporize any attempt of stealing it, you finally step through the automatic sliding glass doors of Mitakihara Central Mall, the biggest mall in the city and arguably the ritziest. You haven't even HEARD of the brand names you're seeing here, selling clothes that probably cost more than a month's salary. Everything is polished to a mirror sheen, even the floor. It smells of old money. VERY old.

"...Well, here we are, then, Kyoko-sempai." Yuma chirps beside you, ignoring the stares the both of you are getting - you haven't changed out of your costume because it fits thematically with your Santa Hat, and Yuma, well...the skull helmet doesn't exactly do her any favors in blending in. "First on our list is Miss Sayaka. The question is, what do you want to get for her?"

That's...that's a good question!

[]Lingerie.
[]A new sword.
[]A cake. To pull swords out of. Or eat. She can be strange with cakes.
[]Some other choice! A Hitachi Magic Wand, maybe? She's been complaining about a bad back lately.

You know, this world does look deliberately engineered

A world where Mami is more cynical and is able to take the horrible, horrible truth.
A world where Sakaya has a chance of NOT witching out a few days after contracting.
A world which has a chance against something like Walpurgisnacht.

>Magical Midori body pillow

Wow, unless Midori is being screwed over by a greedy publishing house. Her Family must know about her drawing business.

>>22217361
Is that why Culexus always seem to have so many hobbies?
They keep us Eversors pretty busy

>>22217388
Don't forget
>A world where Kyuubey is responsible and all business rather than a lazy, lying bastard

>>22217379
How about lingerie that she can pull swords out of and a cake for everyone
And a magic wand to give to her later

Basically MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS ALL THE GIFTS!

>>22217388
>Magical Midori merch
W-wait. Midori STARTED Magical Midori ONLY AFTER she heard of Murderface.
How is there merch already? The manga has probably barely started!

>>22217379
>[X]A cake. To pull swords out of. Or eat. She can be strange with cakes.

Yes.

>>22217379

>[X] A new sword

>>22217388
It is probably all bootleg stuff or Kyuubey owns her publishing house and really does duck her over

>>22217460
It must be just that popular...

>>22217379
>[X]A cake. To pull swords out of. Or eat. She can be strange with cakes.
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

>>22217379

>[]A new sword.

Sayaka's swords are magically created or something.

Hey! She does have a music theme with her costume. So....

>[x]Lets go to the music store!
What music would sayaka like?
...
ROCK!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDZnStomBSI

>>22217460
She has written and drawn 22 volumes about her
Plus Murderface has been around long enough to get a reputation ( remember she made a name for herself on her first mission in which she murdered the whole enemy meguca team ) and that was early to mid year

>>22217379
[x]Some other choice! Such as the music store! Sayaka likes music, right?

>>22217379
GLORY TO THE CAKE

>>22217379

[X]Some other choice! A Hitachi Magic Wand, maybe? She's been complaining about a bad back lately.

*innocent Kyoko smile*

>>22217488

>Midori nods after a moment. "Y-yeah, sempai. I'm up to the sixth volume already." It's then that she grins. "A-and I can't tell you that, Matsuda-sempai, that would be spoiling you! I can hook you up with the second volume, though, if you want to read more!"

Wow, Midori was lying to us on the plane.
Makes sense. Telling your sempai who just found out that you draw porn of her that you have reached 22 volumes is going to be awkward.

>>22217546
Maybe it was the 6th anthology or compilation.

...this isn't really making it better, is it.

>>22217379
Any swords we get here will be dildos.

Home massage kit for her back.

22 volumes is in the present.
How long after the Sanbei slaughter is this?
Because that would be the event that would get Midori to start Magical Midori.

>>22217546

Either Decu made a small continuity error there or he missed a word at some point. There's a difference between how many volumes she might have written/drawn and how many are currently published.

Side note, I kind of want to draw a Midori daki now...

>>22217546
I think it is one of two explanations
Deculture meant chapters
Midori has only had six volumes published
Or following that she has written and produced twenty two volumes but they are being released at a slower pace / the serialization has only run for six volumes

>>22217588
Do eeet

>>22217388
It's semi-canon that in any timeline where sayaka gets on good terms with kyouko, she doesn't witch out.

[]Lingerie.

How the fuck can you vote for anything other than this? It's Sayaka, damnit!

>>22217587
She started earlier than that I am pretty sure
Unless you mean slaughtering the team and not the tower slaughter

>>22217388
I think things were manipulated in order to give Chiaki the best chance to succeed.
It's why I think the shield actually broke and why the diary says it is her last chance

>>22217674
Because getting one gift isn't MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!

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Have to pause this thread for now, unfortunately, everyone! It will continue (and hopefully conclude) tomorrow night!

Thank you for your participation and Merry Christmas!

[x] Swordcakecape
[x] buy some small things for the whole culexus squad because they seem like a rather sad bunch

Hardmode: [x] Organize and throw a christmasparty for the culexus squad NEETs and Hiki's.

>>22217715
ONORE CHIWUKA

>>22217715

Thank you and Merry Christmas!

>>22217721
Yeah we should get stuff for the culexuses, they get it pretty rough all things considered so we should make sure they get something nice as well

Plus it means even more MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS MAXIMIZING!

>>22217679
The trisquad kill was kept more under wraps than the slaughtering of one hundred magical girls.
Remember that Midori is under Juubei. Not Kyubey or Sanbey.

We have no confirmation of exactly when Midori started writing, nor do we know exactly what she's actually heard about Murderface.

Eirher way, it's a game. No need to worry.

>>22217755
While kyuubey kept it under wraps I would be surprised if it didn't get out amongst the various meguca groups

I seem to remember the killing the squad being mentioned as the start of her reputation as well but I might be wrong

>>22214092
Thank you, Deculture, for making my Christmas better

Archive is up!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest

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>>22217488
>( remember she made a name for herself on her first mission in which she murdered the whole enemy meguca team )
three enemy meguca teams

Happy fuckin hannukah

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>>22217715
THANK YOU! Merry Christmas!

>>22221154
Of course Madoka had to be down there,