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let's try this one more time....

I'm a musclebound travelling blacksmith who searches for rare ores to craft legendary weapons and armor. My thirteen year old tomboy daughter travels with me as my assistant. I teach her my trade so she may one day become a fine smithy herself. She usually rides on my large muscular shoulders and swings around on my biceps. We miss my wife, her mother dearly and I crafted a fine runic shield in her memory! Would you have room in your group to accommodate me and my girl?
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>>21868312
Just because you put her down and came in again doesn't mean I'm okay with you fucking your daughter in my house.
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>>21868312
So when will you start fucking your daughter in front of us again?
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>>21868322
I love you.
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>that frantic moment when you realize you're fucking your daughter in the middle of a crowded inn and run out to stop before coming back in and ask* for a room.

Whew. Close one, OP.
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Look man, you seem nice and all, but we literally have gone weeks eating nothing but Goblin-Jerky and using the reanimated corpse of a dead party member to carry ANOTHER dead party member

And that was a SUCCESSFUL adventure.
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Cannot unsee OP. Some things are just scalded to the back of my eyes.
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Well, clearly this is a different man, or at least he has a different, smaller and paler this time.

Either he was trying to convince us by showing his amazing whore-fucking skills last time and we got confused, or these are some filthy, lewd changlings.
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>>21868345
oh god. it's all full of daughters.
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First impression was ruined, can't really re-do it.
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Even deleted threads can still be reported
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>>21868353
Frankly when a man walks in fucking his daughter, and then walks out, and then another man walks in with his daughter, I get suspicious.

I think we just failed the spot against disguise check.
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Too bad you don't have a son instead. Boys tend to be a lot more useful, put a bow or sword in there hand and they can make a few back shots. Daughters just get in the way. Also sons are much better for fucking because they actually enjoy the sex, train a boy to be a cum whore and you can't ever get him to stop.
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sorry OP.
sometimes you commit the common mistake of posting a picture more interesting then the topic.

And sometimes, the picture and the topic combine creating an unholy mess none of us will be able to forget any time soon.
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I hope someone screencapped the previous thread along with this one.
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Did anyone cap the first thread? I can't get at it anymore.
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>>21868376
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>>21868383
>>21868384
No, but here is the foolz.

http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/21868208/
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>>21868383
>>21868384
capmind
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>>21868312
Just realized, in the context of this and the last image, he's actually carrying a hoe on each arm
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OP, that last thread ruined this one. It really did.
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What an unfortunate series of events
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>>21868397
DAMMIT CARLOS
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I hope you can forge me a new pair of sides, Incest Blacksmith, for mine have been lost
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Yes, OP. Tell us more about how much you miss her mother, and how much they look alike.
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>>21868403

I'd totally give Ms. Frizzle the dick.
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>>21868405

....aaaand there go my sides. Get on it Incest Blacksmith.
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At least it was Tony Taka, OP.
At least it was Tony Taka.
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>>21868405
>Incest Blacksmith
That sounds like the title of a new anime made by the creator of kodomo no jikan
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So is this the guy who was fucking his daughter?
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>>21868432
No the other guy was white, 5 foot, basically your typical /a/non
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>>21868417
His dick is diamonds. Wielded like a mighty hammer, Incest Blacksmith pounds all he sees into submission.
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>>21868432
I dunno, he looks huger than that one. And the daughter is completely different.
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>>21868432
I dunno. No one's done a disguise check, so there's no way to know for sure unless we ask him, supposing he'll tell the truth.
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Rolled 11

>>21868449
Yeah, but the last one walked out and the new one walked in with the same speech? Bullshit.

>>21868452
Rolling to check. I am a master of discerning lies.
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Well since you're not the little dweeb from earlier claiming to be a blacksmith with a daughter... yeah sure, you can join us.
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>>21868312
Sorry Mr. Blacksmith, you just don't seem interesting enough. We have an Elf who was raised by Dwarves and thinks he is one, a traveling halfling wrestler, a guy boasting that he's the "Second Best Assassin in the World," and a necromancer who cannot seem to grasp that raising the dead as a bunch of shambling zombies is not quite the same as bringing someone's loved ones back to them.
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>>21868405
Here you go
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>>21868481
dem eyes
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>>21868470
>and a necromancer who cannot seem to grasp that raising the dead as a bunch of shambling zombies is not quite the same as bringing someone's loved ones back to them
Meh, i still don't see what's wrong with that. hey walk? walk. Talk? Well, they groan but honestly, that's better. Actually...
Hey, you said your wife died? For a small fee i can bring her back...
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>>21868312
If i ever accept someone like you it will probably go down like this

- Warrior or Mage That Guy will probably try to fuck your daughter and murder both of you
- Drunken Barbarian will probably try to steal your shit and murder you
- Bard will probably try to murder the city with you in it
- Thief will go and buy a room full of salt, then try to murder you

Everything ends in murder in my group
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>>21868312
>and I crafted a fine runic shield in her memory!
Maybe I'm just old fashioned but I prefer it when the shields are crafted in a proper workshop not in someones memory. Makes it more reliable.
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>>21868485
That's his thinking. "If killing people is bad, making people alive again is good." He was harmless enough until we were relaxing after saving a local town and he snuck off on his own for a while. Soon we started hearing screams and ran outside to see that he'd gone to the local cemetery and raised as many as he could and sent them "home." After a short "Battle" that involved the townsfolk destroying the decaying corpses of their family and loved ones they put two and two together and we were forced to book it.

He still doesn't get what he did that was wrong.
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>>21868470
>"I'm the Second best assassin in the world!"
>"So why should I settle for second?"
>"Let's be honest here, if you could afford him, we wouldn't be talking."
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>>21868481
This one's better.
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>>21868536
The 1st best is on holiday, obviously.
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>>21868312
Heh, black smith.
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>>21868516
And now I want to spice some generic fantasy setting with Psychonauts.
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>>21868555
It's funnier with a blacksmith because farmers don't have to be incestuous. That's why they have sheep.
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>>21868549
76% of the contracts are held by the top 1% of assassins.

DeOccupy Assassins Guild
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>>21868417
More like an LN title. It just have to be a longer sentence and it'll fit perfectly.
>>21868516
Oh you. That would be kinda cool, a magic shield that is as strong as you remember something.
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>>21868516
>not diving into girl's psyche meeting her hidden issues and helping her overcome them
nigga, do you even craft songs?
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>>21868312

I'm a miner by trade, had to leave home searching for work after the mines dried up. I tried doing the city life, but just couldn't manage it. Mining is all I know, and the odd jobs around the city just aren't cutting the bills. I had to leave my wife and two children behind, I would have brought them with me, moved to another town with another mine, but my children are enrolled in school. I don't want to ruin their chance at education, at a chance of a better life much more than I could ever afford.

I miss my wife and children dearly, and I hope to accumulate enough money to return home soon. I'll join you on your travels, if you wouldn't mind having me along. I can't do any thing in the ways of magic, and I'm not a very educated man, but I've been swinging this pick axe here all my life, and I promise you it'll clear cut pierce the armor of any thing out there.
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damn OP sounds like a wholesome duo. What's with the incest?
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>>21868600
OP made a thread before this one but forgot to separate his picture folder and porn folder.

and his hentai folder

and his incest folder
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>>21868600
just follow the archive link and all will be revealed
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>>21868547
I want this to be a thing now.
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>>21868312
I am a trader by trade I buy and sell goods how ever a recent run in with a criminal group has left me impoverished and ive been forced to flee I know nothing of the world outside my home city but my skills with a sword have been honed fighting in the sewers against those who wished to steal my goods I will join you in your travels if you will have me
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>>21868643
Noses are for losers.
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>not fucking your daughter in full view of the general public
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>>21868646
Of course Marnid, I'd never leave you to rot. Why, we've been companions since long before Zenithar burned!
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>>21868389
>http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/21868208/
Oh OP.

You should have waited.

A year.

Before trying to make the same thread.

Who the hell doesn't create folders for different pictures?

OP!
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>>21868643
What the hell is up with his chin.
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>>21868681
His original chin was destroyed in a tragic incest accident (the very same that slew his wife, in fact) and he had to smith himself a new one
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>>21868697
And being a man of quality, he forged himself a masterwork chin.

...

Also he fucks his daughter in public, but admittedly that's glandular.
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>>21868697
With it he cut the diamonds for his diamond dick.
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>>21868697
He's the anvil chin.
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>>21868712
>diamond dick
Which he uses to fuck his daughter.
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>>21868715
His daughter is obviously diamonds
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will be a new thing on /tg/? Incest Blacksmith? Poor OP I bet he had the best intentions
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>>21868697
Alternatively
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>>21868676
then let us begin our quest for ore and riches
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>>21868697
He might aswell forge himself or another daughter.
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>>21868727
Okay but how about when he gets his diamond dick?
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>>21868733
Why do you think he fucks his daughter so often? He is merely using nature's forge.
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>>21868713
>anvil chin
On which he will forge me a new set of sides.
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>>21868733
Who says his daughter isn't a golem loli sexbot?
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I'm a chin-endowed incestual blacksmith who searches for rare ores to craft legendary sides and dicks. My thirteen year old noseless, loli, diamond daughter travels with me as my harem of one. I teach her my trade so she may one day have a fine chin herself. She usually rides on my large diamond dick and swings around on my asscheeks. We miss my wife, her mother dearly and I crafted a fine runic shield from memory! Would you have room in your group to accommodate me and my chin?
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>>21868750
Who says the father isn't a golem blacksmith sexbot?
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>>21868760
Who says the chin isn't a loli sexbot father?
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>>21868760
Hmm, well, that suddenly makes the daughter kinkier and more frightening.

Also I want one.
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>>21868769
>Also I want one
A daughter or a father?
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>>21868750
Remind me of that doujin where a guy create two homunculus loli for sex, but he just raise them as his daughter instead.
>>21868769
A family of golem sex bot? Fucking Wizards.
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>>21868766
I do.
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>>21868766
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>>21868778
Oh? Well, I'm glad we got that cleared up.
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>Mine is the chin that will pierce the heavens!
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>>21868773
Father. Some men want lolis, some men want cock attached to a robot with a highly interesting skillset who can make me a suit of platearmor.
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>>21868782
Yeah, it is obviously a miniaturized Battlemech.
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Add your own caption.
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>>21868345

I love my daughters THEY ARE ALL SO PRETTY
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>>21868792
I love it.
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>>21868697

was his wife his sister?
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>>21868815
Yes. Also, his mother.
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>>21868792

>Daughter, this is the very chin I used to fuck your mother with
>It is the very chin my father, your grandfather, used to fuck your grandmother with
>and so it has been passed, from each father to child, the chin that will give birth to the next generation
>Daughter, when I pass, this chin will be yours, and you shall use it to fuck.
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>>21868792
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>>21868815
No, his sister was his wife's mother.
His wife was his firstborn daughter, but she was out of wedlock.
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>This entire thread and its predecessor
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>>21868836

>sister was his wifes mother

I'm having trouble figuring this out.
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This is the quiet before the storm. Memegenerator's server is about to melt.
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>>21868833
He's not even gonna tell her how to use it as an anvil AND a diamond cutter? Come on, she's gotta learn the family trade sooner or later.
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>>21868862

first you learn to fuck with the chin. The rest? Well, the rest just comes naturally
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how long before 1d4chan character?
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>>21868857
He fucked his sister, who then gave birth to his wife. His wife then gave birth to his daughter, unless they're really the same person.
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Gee thanks, Crimson Chin!
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>>21868862
NHe's putting it off in favor of more fucking
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>>21868877

got'cha. I wish I had a sister to fuck.
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>>21868878
MY GOD

CRIMSON CHIN HAS A DAUGHTER?

Shit, and here I was thinking he was fucking Timmy!
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>>21868888
Incest Quads.

"Remember Kids! Eight is for Masterbate!"
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>>21868835
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>>21868902
lost it
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>>21868902

I don't know who you are but I love you.
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>>21868910
Friends and Family, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of OP's thread...
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>>21868902
My sides have transcended this mortal plane.
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>>21868902
Perfect, except for enjoed
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>>21868913
But it is also a time of joy, for we are witnessing the birth of something new!
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>>21868902

MAH SIDES
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>>21868914
Don't worry, he'll just forge you new ones out of all those happy memories.
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>>21868902
This man and his chin.

What have we done?
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>>21868595
GET OUT OF MY MIND GET OUT OF MY MIND GET OUT OF MY MIND GETOUTGETOUGETOUTGETOUT
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This is magnificient, /tg/. Today a Legend was forged.

Let the sound of incest-hammering ring, like freedom from a clear-struck bell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFZoaTCrggQ
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>>21868902
Oh god, the chin waggles when he talks.
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>>21868833

...And this, this is all I could think of.
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>>21868929
>>21868914
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>>21868312
Better then most concepts that appear on /tg/ and if you can roleplay it well my group would have NO problem whatsoever, hell i'd ad you just so that way the team would have to be a little more cautious then simply ANGRYMAREENCHARGE-ing everything in their path
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chintastic!
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>>21868961
Love it.
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>>21868961
All it takes is a legendary blacksmith and lots of incest.
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>>21868977

Whenever someone mentions lost sides from now on...this blacksmith is summoned through image to create them anew.

Please let this be a thing from now on.
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>>21868961
Why does she have eyebrows and hair?
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Let this be a warning to ye, oh anons of /tg/. Seperate your folders, lest ye be immortalized as this poor, sexy blacksmith was.

I wonder what his daughter thinks about all this...surely he isn't just raping her in public, right? That'd be weird.
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>>21868998
Her father actually has genetic baldness. She wants to wear a bald head, but her father incest'd she shouldn't.
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>>21869004
You just know that OP can't RP his blacksmith again without remembering IncestSmith.

It's forever ruined for him.
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>>21869007
But you'd think she'd have more of her father in her, than her mother.

the parts that are in her are genitals
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>>21868961

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64
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>>21868961
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>>21869021

Now I need to draw myself some new sides.
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This thread is amazing
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This thread pleases Slaanesh.
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>>21868991
i dunno, i'd rather not run it into the ground. Occasional refeence is okay.

Like Hassan.
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>>21869027
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>>21869004
No, I'm pretty sure he is.
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>>21869021
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>>21869105
ITS NOT MY FAULT! /T/HE /G/YPSY GIRL IS TO BLAME!
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>>21869021
>In-cest smith!
We must be swift as the cour-sing river
>In-cest smith!
With all the force of a great ty-phoon
>In-cest smith!
With all the strength of a ra-ging fire!
Mysterious as, the dark side of, the moon~!
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>>21868343
I just imagine everyone looking with varying levels of disgust at him and he's like "What, it's Tuesday"
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>>21869101
It is a family tradition. She even accepted the chin. To us, it looks disturbing, but to them, it is family.

And that is one dynamite chin.
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Over generations of inbreeding, other genes have all become reccesive
Except the chin gene, which has become the only dominant gene.
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>>21868643
??
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>>21869229
I love you
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Sheeit, and those naysayers were saying yesterday that 2012 /tg/ couldn't sponteneous OC.

We're off to a good start for december. I hope suptg unfucks itself before this thread autosages so it can be codified like the legend it is.
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>>21869371
>i mean i just barely finished fucking my daughter, can't a guy get a break?
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>>21869371
His face, his job, it's all too much. And then I remember that he's fucking his daughter like it's no big deal and can't stop laughing. What an amazing chin.
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>>21869371

Generations later...
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kinda looks like a Tau
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>>21869405
>Smokan!
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what's OP doing now?
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>>21869506

I hope he's putting his pictures into separate folders.
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>>21869405
> It's time to PARTY! P-A-R-T...Y? Because I GOTTA.

I don't care if it wasn't as dark as the comics, I fucking love that movie.
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>>21869506
Smithing new sides for the good of us all.
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>>21869410
Incestsmith looks like a freaking Engineer to me
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Archive for epicness?
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>>21869539
Never read the comics but I loved the movie
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>>21869587

I dare say that that role was just made for Jim Carrey.
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>>21869617
Fucking fuck, my sides have launched to orbit.
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>>21869612
Boom chickee boom
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>>21869587
The biggest difference is the MASK was more sadistic and deadly, and a bit less funny. But add in Jim Carrey and you can't have it NOT be funny. Imagine if it was him instead of Jamie Kennedy in the sequel. It might have been watchable.
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>>21868902
Jokes like that are forbidden.
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>>21869693
Such a great opportunity, lost...
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>>21869714
Nothing is forbidden. Before a man and his daughter's love, everything is naked.
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>>21869714
Come on, he is just being her oedi-pal.
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>>21869754
To be fair, this one has a good reason.
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>>21869767
>Objection! This particular derailment had a good reason!
Oh, what was that?
>Incest!
Right, /tg/. I believe you.

Polite sage because meta.
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>>21869749
>mfw
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>>21869801
see http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/21868208/
It started because op made a previous thread with the same header, except instead of picture of a little girl and her muscle dad, it was a picture of some dude fucking a little girl, hence all the incest jokes in this thread.

So yes, the whole thing is silly and stupid, but at least it came from somewhere you retarded little monkey.
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>>21869836
Yes, and?
I fail to see how this has anything to do with anything.

And why retarded monkey?
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>>21869801
But it's delightfully silly incest. Imagine you're an innkeeper and this fine fellow and his beautiful chin wander in. He explains his situation and asks for lodging. And he's screwing his daughter's brains out the entire time. It's glorious.
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>>21869866
>I fail to see how this has anything to do with anything.
Oh I dont know, it only gives context to the entire derail you fucking buffoon.
>And why retarded monkey?
Because you keep asking stupid questions like this one.
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>>21869253
>That filename

God I don't know where my sides are now.
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>>21869892
What are you, some angry version of microsoft paperclip?

I didn't ask anything, you decided to give me context that I didn't need.

Will ya calm down?
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>>21869749
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>>21869801
>>21869836
>>21869866
>>21869892
Requesting image of incest smith holding daughter and saying 'can't we all just get along?'
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>>21869938
>I didn't ask anything
see >>21869801
>>Objection! This particular derailment had a good reason!
>Oh, what was that?
If you are going to come into this thread and act like a fuckass, Im going to treat you like one. Now unless you have any other downs syndrome to dribble on this thread, I think its high time we get back to the Chincestual Blacksmith.
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>>21869957
Don't you mean
Chincestuous?
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>>21868312
So when did Sagat take up gardening?
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>>21869993
Tomatoes, fucking your daughter, same thing.
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>>21869945

... I *might* be able to do that, but... it wouldn't be SFW, considering the topic.
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>>21869957
Okay. Real slow now so you understand this.

There is no reason to be this angry. None.

I knew the context because I was in the bloody first thread.
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>>21870020
I shan't tell a drawfag how to draw. I can always fanangle a cropped sfw version.
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Sometimes I look at my hundreds of various folders and wonder if it was worth it. Today I know the answer.
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>>21869945
If you can keep the thread alive until I've grabbed a bite, I could try to cook something up.
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>>21870001
The guy deserves a hobby.
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Welp, not doing that again anytime soon.
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>>21870174
>this thread
What has science done?
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>>21870174
MAH FUCKEN SIDES!!
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>>21869993
>>21869957
>>21869749
>>21868902
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>>21870202
As the first person to respond to the first thread, I can confirm this experiment has produced results beyond my wildest imaginations. Science is GLORIOUS!
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Can someone please explain the context pof this incest shit?
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>>21870390
Read the thread, dingus.
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>>21870174
What hilarious horror hath been wrought here...
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>>21870390
Oh i get it.

Dumbass posted wrong picture. Ok.
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This shit better be archived by now.
Oh sweet merciful god, my sides.
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>>21870174
I am the happiest ghost dead, you guys.
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>>21870174

Oh gods this. I'm dying.
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>>21870504
>I am the happiest ghost dead
Dont do this. It makes you a faggot.
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>>21868888
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>>21870514
Being a ghost, having a schtick, or being happy about the ridiculousness? I'm pleased about the part I had in the whole thing.
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>>21870541
Yeah, that. Stop it.
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>>21870559
...No?
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>>21870514
>>21870559
Namefags gonna namefag, broheim. Just let 'em be.
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>>21870559

Shhh sweet anon. Soon you will have your own moment. Today is not that day.

>captcha: unlyho commanded
All hail Unlyho
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>>21870572
Namefaggin is one thing, but that roleplaying faggotry is a whole other beast.
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>>21870588
Man, I know right? People should stop doing that, it's fucking terrible.
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>>21870174
All this OC is going in my new folder, Incest Father.
/Cryptkeeper
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>>21870614
That is a really awkward post.
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>>21870588
>>21870614
I can't in good faith agree with you, no matter how obnoxious the namefag is. This is /tg/, after all.
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>>21870691
I had been trying to be relatively unobtrusive.
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>>21870733
You're fine, Ghostbro. The "happiest ghost dead" thing was just a shitty pun.
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>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=blacksmith

Got this thread archived. This glorious thread must be preserved for the future generations.
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>>21870159
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>>21870733
Just don't reply to those people, nothing good has ever come of it.
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>>21870784
I love the veins on his chin.
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>>21870784

You. I like you.
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>>21870771
/tg/ and puns can't seem to get away from each other.
>>21870733
You're fine, broseph. Just remember the namefag/tripfag blunder: trying to make the thread about them.

We are here to make light of the absurd situation that is a travelling blacksmith publically bringing his daughter to orgasm via vaginal penetration with his no doubt impressive tool.
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>>21870847
>no doubt impressive tool.
Just to be clear, it's his chin, right?
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>>21870871
No, that is /clearly/ impressive. I'm sure he gives an excellent chinjob.
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OP is probably sulking because he was imagining a close bond between father and child and the daughter innocent yet curious. Tomboyish and childlike. And still a virgin...
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>>21870887
He has no one to blame but himself for this outcome. He will learn from this. I'm sure of it.
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>>21870900
I think both OP and his daughter has learned something important today.
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>>21870887
His own damn fault for beatin it to fuckin little kids and keeping his pics of musclenigras in the same folder as his kidfuckery pics
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>>21870940
Woah there anon, no need for such harsh words. We all have our kinks. OP was just lazy and irresponsible.
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>>21871014
he also should have waited longer and not brought up the previous attempt
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>>21871048
Very true.
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>>21871048

You know, I think he intentionally brought it up again in such a short time, because it was pretty damn hilarious.
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>Chincest Sidesmith
>And his daughter, Love Handle.
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Let it be known that people are asking if I'm alright, such is the joy and laughter this thread has given me.

I would post a picture, but I can't find anything but porn.
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>see some poor anon trying to start a straight up porn thread
>leave for a few hours
>come back
>…
>Damn it, /tg/
Seriously, you guys can't keep doing this to me.
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>>21871390
He wasn't even trying to start a porn thread, it was all accidental, or very deviously Just As Planned.
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>>21868312

Sagat, you are not a blacksmith. You are a Muay Thai champion. We've been over this millions of times.

Now stop fucking the village children.
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, GENTLEMEN, IF WE DON'T KEEP OUR FOLDERS ORGANIZED!

CHAOS!
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This thread made me smile. Thank you, /tg/.
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>>21870691
>>21870658
Okay
>makes posts saying roleplaying is terrible
>on /tg/
>the board that is about roleplaying games among other things
I know sarcasm doesn't translate well on the internet but I thought it would've been obvious.
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>>21871890
It was. /sarcasm is a useful tag in these situatiins, though. Damn text-based medium and your hit/miss mood conveyance! And of course an image is always useful.
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>>21871890
>cant understand the difference between tabletop roleplaying and pretending to be a ghost girl on 4chan
Autism must be tough.
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>>21872089
Yeah it is, thanks for understanding
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>>21871755
>>>21871242
What are you doing here, party tau? Is it party time?
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>>21872089
Roleplating is roleplaying, anon. Are you gonna tell me LARPing isn't roleplaying next?
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>>21872144
Quick, grab the 80s speed metal!
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>>21872166
For the hundredth time, taus are faggy, they cannot party with that kind of music, they need trance or dubstep or equally lame, girly stuff.
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>>21872186
You just don't wanna believe that they have halfway-decent taste in music.
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>>21872186
Accept the Greater Groove, white pi'gu.
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>>21872270
They have shit taste in everything.
And their philosophy is anti-Metal.
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>>21872297
I'd say their philosophy goes quite well with metal. A band of brothers shouting out against the evils and horrors of the galaxy.
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>>21872297
Face it, even the eldar have better taste in music than you, hon'keigh
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>>21872502
Then you're wrong, because despite this fact, the Greater Good hinders individuality, excess, personal inspiration and imposes strict boundaries to every aspect of your life. Metal is about not giving a fuck about boundaries, only about the POWER.
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>>21872583
So does the Imperial Creed.

The only true Metal Faction in the Space Wolves. Anyone who disagrees is a faggot.
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>>21872627
is the*
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>>21872627
>Space Yiffs
>individuals
I would say orks are the most metal faction if thats your basis.
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>>21872627
No, the Imperial Creed encourages heroism, personal inventiveness and extreme violence.

And when it does not, when it represses individuals, humans revolt against it. Taus don't, because they're faggy. Except Farsight, he's potentially metal.
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>>21872716
>Imperial Creed encourages heroism, personal inventiveness and extreme violence
>personal inventiveness
Riiight
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>>21872749
Yes.
You're thinking about technology, I'm thinking about everything else.
And even regarding tehnology, progresses are being made, and it's not the imperial creed anyway.
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>>21872660
>Space Wolves the most free spirited of their marine brothers and most awesome faction in all 40K
>not individuals

Get a load of this whelp. You absolutely know nothing about the wolves, do you?
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>>21872767
>You're thinking about technology
No
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>>21872755>
>Space Wolves the most free spirited of their marine brothers
>of their marine brothers
The must feel so proud to be the tallest midgets. And hell, they dont even have that. The Lamenters are far more individualistic and self-sufficient than the Space Wolfs.
>most awesome faction in all 40K
>mfw
>>21872779
So individual you had to say it twice?
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The point is that Partytau actually /knows/ how to party, unlike her faggy brethren. That is why she gets good music.
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>Oh hey look, an awesome thread
>Let's derail it with 40k arguments

Goddamn it, /tg/.
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>>21872809
Yes you are.
The Imperium is stuck in the early modern period, an era known for its resourcefulness, excesses and transgressive approach of culture. You have to be thinking about the only thing that's not evolving in the Imperium: technology. Or maaaaybe bureaucracy.
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>>21872824
Then why is she a raveslut?
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Wait, why would Sagat fuck kids?

Unless it was some sort of secret Muay Thai training....
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>>21872837

Everything good on /tg/ is derailed and rotted out by 40k in time.
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>>21872816
No bite just bark like all the Wolf Haters.

And seriously Lamenters? You wimps will fall head over heels for any sob story marines.
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>>21872850
Not Sagat, that's why.
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>>21872837
>>21872868
You derail our threads and we derail yours.

Seems fair.
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>>21872868
Derail of a derail, so...no biggie. Besides, 40k is alright.
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>>21872893
>derail a 40k thread
haha fuck off, they start off derailed
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>>21872850
Because he is a blacksmith of sidesmaking, and everyone knows that sides can only be made from chinsteel and incestuous lolirape
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>>21872926
>rape
I have yet to hear his daughter's opinion on any of this.
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Speaking of derailment.

I remember I made a promise to punish every Tau Blueberry and Tau related content posted somewhere it doesn't belong. As you can see it caused this thread to go sour.

So it is my duty to take vengeance and retribution on any Tau Thread and blueberry thread that will rise in the future.

I will be waiting Taufags,
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>>21872962
Once again, it was the angsty marinefags who forced the derail by bitching about blueberries.
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>>21872944
All lolisex is rape, even if they like it. Its just how things work.
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>>21872993
Well that doesn't seem fair. Even delicious yuri lolis?
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>>21872984
You started this.

Now I swear you will reap what you sow, Xenophile scum.
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>>21873056
Especially delicious yuri lolis, you double heretic.
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>>21873081
Actually I didnt. I only jumped in when I saw some guy stroking his dick to space furries.
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>>21873056
Usually one is raping the other. And I just plain dont find lolis of any variety delicious
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>This thread

My sides were launched into orbit, fortunately Chinny McIncest was able to forge me a new pair, tragically, however, they too were cast into orbit, whereupon they collided with the previous, orbiting sides and did rend a tear to the warp directly above Earth. Within a few hours cackling Daemons swarmed over the planet, destroying all in their path, until finally there was not a single non-daemon on all of Earth.

I regret nothing.
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>>21872840
>Yes you are.
No, and that post made me realise you are trolling. 2/10.
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>>21868312

Room??? Yes. Yes, we have room..
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>>21873109
Not even lolis and cake?

Also damn, it took me waaay too long to find a sfw loli/cake image.
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>>21873266
Nope. I mean, I don't hate pictures of cute girls doing cute things, but I don't get off to little girls either. And that's what loli is at the end of the day, so no, I don't like loli.
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>>21870001
Because Thai authorities want him for incest and illegal blacksmithing
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>>21870784
You. Are. AMAZING! Pic related sir
And btw, can someone screencap the foolz thread before it slips away forever? Feel it could be useful for context on this. I would but I'd like someone who knows what they're doing to try it first
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>>21873462
Alright
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>>21873502
The thread that started it all. Thanks man, didn't want the sides wrecking hilarity of this to be lost for later generations
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>>21868595
Mah man.
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OP here, I love and hate you at the same time /tg/
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>>21875742

Thank you for sacrificing your character for the greater good. IncestSideSmith and his daughter LoveHandle will be preserved for years to come.

I am proud to have been here to witness it.
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>>21872089
I am not a girl/pretending to be one. I just can't into japanese honorifics. That said, I'm keeping it.

Also I was asleep. Polite sage since I have nothing to add.
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What a horrendously funny thread. Kudos.
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>>21870494
Already has. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21868312/

Also, which one of you was the one who separated the tags without commas?
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