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You are Hito Hijikatai the current master of the mansion in Japan, and sometime you become your alter ego Señor Jalapeño a luchador of Justice. Genki Shirou is your current butler who can randomly shift into his alter-ego June. Your half-sister Tomoe is magical girl from different world and she fear male rapist.

You have also got four maids. Katherine the delinquent maids, Sasha the mini-gun wielding maid, Akari the fortune teller and doctor maid, and Rachelle the sexy southern maid. Then also you have a cute crocodile ninja girl who are living in your mansion.

You have your own steam robot who are named Garenn and he is quit hotheaded plus he is always wear his cool sun-glassed. Your own familiar Melphina is a small pixie who can unlock or manipulate electronic devices, she also little obsession with incest anime...


Your Current Favor: 13 points

Holy shit! Khorne seem to get hand on fighter jet!
"Spread out!" You yell as other start to spread out when Khorne used the machine guns on that fighter.

"Tomoe, would you do the honors of bringing Khorne back down to earth?" You asked your sister and she replied your answer by casting large fireball at the fighter jet.

The fireball catch the fighter jet and it exploded when it crashing into the ground. You know that it will not kill him so that you waited until Khorne walking out from the burning wreck. Khorne suffers burn and bruise but it seems that it don't effect his fighting ability.

Khorne started to charge into you until you could her familiar voice. "GIGA DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!"
The large steam robot, Garenn came in charging and he thrusting his drill against Khorne. Khorne tried to block it but the charge of Garenn was powerful enough so that it caused Khorne flew backward.

After Garenn caused Khorne fly away, Garenn turned to you while crying in... tears?
"How can you forget me when you where heading for Nottingham??! That is not cool man! I was forced to run around in whole England after you guys!"

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"I'm sorry, Garren. I didn't expect much combat until the Chaos Gods showed up. But now that it's just Khorne left, you'll get plenty of action now." You said.
"That is what I like to hear buddy!" Garenn said.

Khorne slowly raise up from the ground, he grinned in evil way as he slowly heading to your direction.

"It's like this: we can banish Khorne back to the Warp by hitting a seal on his doll-body with a holy weapon. Garren, you and I have to keep him busy while the others find that seal so we know where to strike." You told him.
"Roger buddy!" Garenn said as his drill is spinning
"Yes my master and I.... Holy shit! Naked dude with axe! Why do he grin like that for?" June said until he suddenly shifted into Genki.

""I want your.... BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" Khorne yell as his muscles is slowly growing bigger while his eyes are glowing in red.

"I don't think so! Take that!" Your sister yell as she throw her fireball at Khorne but it seems that it don't even harmed him.
"Your sorcery is useless against me!" Khorne said with evil grin.


What will you do? Tomoe's magic seem to be unaffected against Khorne.

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>>21729542

Since her spells are no good against Khorne, it looks like we'll have to resort to straight-up melee.

"Genki...that guy is basically Khorne from Warhammer 40K in a doll-body. It's up to us to take him down. Garren: you and Genki try to keep him busy while I try to find that seal that will send him back to the Warp."

Throw on the mask and pull our blessed sword in katana-form. Help our butler and robot as needed while we try to locate that seal.

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>>21729584

Ok, roll 2d6 to see if you can find the seal on his body. I take 3 first rolls.

Rolled 4, 3 = 7

>>21729660

Here we go...look sharp, Hito.

Rolled 2, 4 = 6

>>21729660

Rolled 4, 1 = 5

>>21729660

>EGG image

That's appropriate. Dice gods don't appear to be with us at the moment

>>21729660
>>21729660
>roll to see if you cry and if so how hard

Oh god, I want to implement this in my sessions.

>okay, so the rust monster ate all of your armor; roll to see if you cry, and if so, how hard. The saving throw is fortitude. Okay, so you're sobbing
>aren't you going to console him? If you fail this throw, you start crying too
>okay, so you're both rolling around on the floor sobbing together
>what about you, rogue?
>okay so you slink off and hide behind a stalagmite while the fighter and wizard are holding each other and crying
>roll to see if you can contain your laughter at their expense
>Oooh, failed hard; you laugh so hard that you piss yourself and THEN begin crying

>>21729837

I lol'd. EGG had a reputation as a killer DM though I don't know how many of the old stories about it are true.

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>>21729698

"Genki...that guy is basically Khorne from Warhammer 40K in a doll-body. It's up to us to take him down. Garren: you and Genki try to keep him busy while I try to find that seal that will send him back to the Warp." You order them.
"Roger bro!" Garenn said as both of them charging in.

As Genki and Garenn are keeping Khorne busy, you used the opportunity to find his seal. But sadly it was very difficult to find it, if Khorne could reveal his daemon form, it will be easier to spot his seal.

Genki lifting up Garenn and both of them yell, "FASTBALL SPECIAL!" after Genki tossed Garenn at Khorne. Garenn's metallic body crashing into Khorne so that he fall back. But Khorne is a god of rage and fighting so that he don't lose easily in battle. Khorne lifting up Garenn with one hand and throw him back at Genki.


What will you do?
A: Still continue finding the seal.
B: Try to make Khorne become more angry.
C: Aid Garenn and Genki.
D: Something else.
>>21729837
:)

>>21729948

B. I'm inclined to think that rustling Khorne's jimmies might make him shift into daemon form. Maybe some trashtalk about what a failure the Horus Heresy was.

OOC: At some point, we should spend some time talking to our half-sister and find out the extent of her powers. So far we know she can:

--throw fireballs
--create a magical shield
--cast some healing magic
--and of course she can use Lina's Dragon Slave (but that pretty much exhausts her mana)

If we knew what spells she knows and can cast, it would enable us to use her magic to better effect in combat.

>>21730024
Seconding.
So, does the Blood God get more powerful once a month? After all, it's said that he doesn't care from where the blood flows, only that it does.

>>21730058

Call Khorn's masculinity into question? Ooh, that's good.

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>>21730024
>>21730058

You know that finding his seal his difficult so that you decided to trash-talking despite it only make him reveal his stronger form.
"You are the weakest link for the failure of Horus Heresy!" You yell at Khorne but it seem that it don't effect him much.
"It is Horus own mistake that he let Emperor to defeat him. He had a real daddy issue." Khorne said.
The first one is a failure so that you decided to come up another way to thrash-talking him.

What will you do?
A: Thrash-talking him about that he have hematolagnia.
B: Thrash-talking him about that he want to have angry sex with Slaanesh.
C: Question him about his masculinity.
D: Insult him that he is not angry enough for Angry Marines.
E: Something else.

>>21730146

I have to go with >>21730058 who suggested it. C!

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>>21730213

You decided to question about Khorne's masculinity.
"Khorne... I wondering something... the reason you become God of Rage... it is because that you want to hide your lack of masculinity?" You asking him and he give you a mixed expression.
"You say what...? Lack of masculinity? Do you dare you MUCK WITH THE GOD OF BLOOD AND RAGE!!! NYRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Khorne finally roar in anger so that he slowly transforming into his more demonic form.


>Ok Combat time. First step is that you anons describe your Main Character's action in more intrigue, epic or badass way. Depend of description, I will give you dice bonus that range from +1d6 or +2d6, the rarest is +3d6.

Other anons can help or improves other's description.

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>>21730407

Have Garren and Genki help flank Khorne. That little remark is probably going to make him focus on us for at least a little while.

Surrounding him and attacking from three different directions gives us the best chance of finding that seal and banishing Khorne back to the Warp.

Rolled 3, 2, 2, 4, 4, 3, 6, 1, 4, 3 = 32

>>21730457

Ok, I give you 2d6 for Attack rolls.

With aid of Garenn and Genki, you will have total 8d6 + 2d6 for Attack rolls. Split between the dices for Attack rolls and Defense rolls.

The anons get 3 chance to roll until I pick the best result.


>I roll for Khorne, 6 first dice is Attack roll and the 4 rest is Defense Roll.

Rolled 1, 5, 6, 4, 3, 5, 6, 3, 3, 1 = 37

>>21730590

6 dice Attack, 4 for Defense.

>>21730688

Ok, I wait another 10 minutes before I declare the result.

>>21730688
>Your Stress: 1/3
>Khorne Stress: 1/3

>You: Attack 24, Defense 13
>Khorne: Attack 18, Defense 14

Garenn and Genki moved in to flank Khorne while he is completely focus on you. You surrounding him but it don't seems to concern him. You, Garenn and Genki to charge in. Garenn stabbing Khorne's side with his drill while Genki punched at Khorne's head. You tried to find his seal but Khorne don't give you the chance to find his seal as he slamming at you with his arm. You fall backward as you feel the pain on the chest.

>By the way, shall we skip with Exalted stunt system style or shall we keep it? It seem to slow down the combat...

>>21730919

I'm okay with it. I'm not all that familiar with Exalted though; I'll need to brush up on it in the future.

Fight defensively for now: use our tachi to block Khorne's attacks while we try to find that seal. Garren and Genki can keep taking shots to keep him occupied.

>>21730919
I don't know. The bonuses are nice when we're feeling creative, but that's only when we're able to crank out the descriptions.

>>21730972
Second. We need to find that seal.

Rolled 4, 6, 2, 5, 1, 1, 1, 6, 4, 6 = 36

>>21730972

Ok, you get +1d6 for defense.

And also you can spend up to 3 Favor points for gaining additional dices for each points in every turn.

> Roll for Khorne, 7 for Attacks and 3 for Defense.

Rolled 4, 1, 3, 6, 1, 2, 4, 1, 4 = 26

>>21731039

Okay. Make it 3 dice Attack, 6 dice to Defense while we look for the seal.

Rolled 5, 1, 5, 5, 4, 3, 6, 3, 1 = 33

>>21731039
3 attack, 6 defense.

Rolled 4, 3, 1, 3, 4, 6, 3, 5, 5 = 34

>>21731039

Thirding the other two. 3 attacks, 6 defense

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>>21731113

>Your Stress: 1/3
>Khorne Stress: 1/3

>You: Attack 9, Defense 26
>Khorne: Attack 20, Defense 16

You raised up from the ground while you still feel the pain on your chest but it don't hinder your combat ability. Garenn and Genki are keeping on attacking him while you keeping him occupied. You still tried to find the seal on his body but because of the darkness, it is not easy to spot it.

Khorne become even more aggressive so that he swinging his axe wildly at you. You used your blessed tachi to block his strike but his blows are very heavy.

>>21731217
Continue looking for the seal.
If it's dark, have Tomoe cast a flare light spell right in front of Khorne's eyes.
It'll give us light and blind him.

Rolled 4, 3, 4, 3, 4, 2, 4, 6, 1, 5 = 36

>>21731260

That is quit creative, you guys gained +2d6 for attack rolls.


>Roll for Khorne, 8 for attacks, 2 for defene rolls.

>>21731217

This >>21731260 plus summon Melphina to fly around just out of Khorne's reach and help look. A second pair of eyes could be helpful.

Our techno-pixie can hear our thoughts somewhat so mentillate what to do as we summon her.

>>21731303

I'm gonna be nice, include the +2d6 for attacks, you will also get +1d6 for defense rolls.

Rolled 4, 1, 6, 1, 2, 4, 3, 4, 5, 4, 2 = 36

>>21731294

>>21731303 here

3 attack, 8 defense

Rolled 2, 6, 4, 5, 2, 2, 2, 4, 3, 2, 6 = 38

>>21731356

Rolled 2, 3, 1, 4, 2, 3, 6, 6, 4, 1, 1 = 33

>>21731356
3 attack, 8 defense.

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>>21731403

>forgot dice split

3 attacks and 8 for defense

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>Your Stress: 2/3
>Khorne Stress: 2/3

>You: Attack 12, Defense 26
>Khorne: Attack 30, Defense 6

You turned to Tomoe while you yell at her, "Tomoe! Cast something flare spell!"
As Tomoe are preparing her spells, you summon Melphina the techno-pixie. You quickly mentillate to her and she understood right away.
Tomoe finally prepare her spell and she casting on Khorne's face. Even the magic don't work on him directly, but it seem that he is not immune to indirect attack. Khorne howl as he got blinded and you finally could see something in the darkness.
<Hito! The seal is on his forehead!> Melphina mentilate to you and you finally spotted the seal on his forehead.

You leap up to strike at his seal with the Rhongomyniad but Khorne swinging his large fist at you so that his fist land on your arm. You almost hit his seal but you stabbed on his head instead because Khorne counter-attacking you with his punch.

You landing back on your feet but you could feel the throbbing pain on your sword and you suspecting that Khorne had broken your arm.

>After you finally spotted the Seal, you will gain +1d6 for attack rolls.

>>21731634
Garren and Genki attack Khorne from the sides as Tomoe casts an ice spell to encase Khorne's legs in ice.
It won't last long, but it doesn't have to.
Switch the spear to our other arm, and strike at Khorne's seal.

>>21731685

Great idea. Seconding this.

Rolled 5, 4, 4, 5, 1, 3, 4, 6, 5, 4 = 41

>>21731685
>>21731717


Ok, +2d6 to attack plus +1d6 for spotting his weak spot.

>Roll for Khorne, 6 for attack and 4 for defense.

Rolled 5, 3, 5, 2, 3, 3, 4, 1, 5, 1, 1 = 33

>>21731838

I vote we go nearly all-out: 9 attack, 2 defense. This could hurt a little but our baby sister knows some healing magic too.

Rolled 6, 2, 1, 1, 6, 1, 6, 2, 3, 2, 5 = 35

>>21731838
>>21731838
9 attack, 2 defense.

Rolled 2, 4, 2, 6, 4, 6, 5, 1, 3, 2, 1 = 36

>>21731838

8 dice Attack, 3 dice Defense

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>Your Stress: 3/3
>Khorne Stress: 3/3
Draw

>You: Attack 25, Defense 10
>Khorne: Attack 22, Defense 19

Garenn and Genki attacking Khorne from both sides as Tomoe casts an ice spells to encase Khorne's legs. Tomoe's ice magic are not very effective against him but it buy you enough time to deal him with finish blow.

You switched the spear to other arm and you leap into the air as you thrusting the magical spear Rhongomyniad on Khorne's seal on his forehead. You striking at his seal but at same time, Khorne striking you at your side with his axe. Khorne's axe cutting you so deeply that it also cut through your organs.

Khorne roar in anger as his seal become broken and he slowly turning into pile of blood. You fall down on the ground grass.
"Hito are you alright?!" Tomoe yelling after you.
You suddenly coughing up the blood and your vision suddenly getting weaker.
"Don't die on me bro!!!" Garenn yell as he coming for your side.

You can't keep your eyes open so that you slowly see the darkness....

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>>21732235

You are appearing in completly darkness and it is too quiet. You have a strange feeling you had been here before... Suddently you could see a light that appear in front of you.


What will you do?

>>21732299

Oh yeah, we've been here before. Go towards the light while asking "Hello...anyone there? Grandfather??"

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>>21732318

"Hello...anyone there? Grandfather??" You asking while you heading for the light. When you finally reached the light, you suddenly get blinded by bright light. When your vision are clearly enough, you could see that you are standing in the garden just outside the large mansion.

You looking around until you see a small girl who are chasing after a boy in his similar age.
"Stop running away Naoki!" The girl yell at the fleeing boy.
"I don't want to become your horse!" The little boy yell back as he keep on running.


What will you do?

>>21732445

Do we recognize the boy or the small girl? Try to get their attention. Maybe they can tell us where we are.

Also look around the garden: does anything look familiar??

>>21732445
"Hello? Where am I?"

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>>21732488
>>21732599

"Hello? Where am I?" You asking them but they don't seem to notice you at all, almost like you never where existed.

When you looked at both the kids... You think that the little girl somehow resemble Mary Crownwell and you think that boy is you but the girl refer him as Naoki...

You start looking at the garden and it don't click your memory but you can tell you are at British landmark.

Suddenly the Loli-Mary aciddenly fall down the ground and she start crying in pain. The boy stopped with his running, instead he walk back to Loli-Mary.
"Are you hurt?" The boy asking her.
"My knee is hurting..." Loli-Mary said as she still crying.
The little boy don't hestiant, he fall on his knee and he start licking on her knee. Loli-Mary look very surprised and she stopped with her crying.
"What are you doing?!" She yell at the boy but he looking back at her with unflinching expression.
"My grandpa told me that saliva could heal wound... Do you feel any better know?" The boy said after he stopped with his licking.
"I'm better... Thank you Naoki!" Loli Mary said with bright smile.

>Continue on next post.

Loli Mary started to blush and she looked at Naoki with shy look.
"Naoki... when we get older enough... do you want to marry with me?" She asking him.
"Yes, I can marry you!" Naoki said without being hesitant about it.

Suddenly you see Mary Crownwell's butler who are standing there and he started to cry in joy when Loli Mary propose marry with Naoki.


Wait... something is wrong here... Very wrong! You are standing there with a lot of questions in your mind.


What will you do?

>>21732782

There's a lot of weird stuff going on...the kid licking that girl's knee being just one.

Look at the kids and how they're dressed (I suspect we're seeing the past). Does that boy look familiar at all to us?

>>21732782
Go over to the butler, and ask him where we are, and who the kids are.

>>21732782

Try this >>21732847 first. The kids can't see or hear us but maybe he can.

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>>21732845
>>21732847
>>21732881

You consider the kid licking on her knee is strange but realize that is not very strange. You take careful look at the boy, more you looking at him, more realize that he resemble you in younger days.

You walked over to the butler and asking, "Excuse me... can I ask you some questions?"
But the butler don't seem to notice you and when you try to touch him, your hand just phasing through.

"You can't interact them because they are just a replay of your past memory." The man said with booming voice.
Then you turn around, you could see the Grim Reaper himself.... Death!


What will you do?

>>21733002
"Huh. I was kind of expecting...I dunno, something with more shadows.
"So, what am I doing here?"

>>21733002

"My past memory? But how? That boy does look like me, but my name is Hito. Is that kid a relative?"

"Last time I had this experience, Grandfather was here to meet me. Does your presence here mean that I go back to the land of the living or move on toward the afterlife? I don't think my sisters would take losing me very well. Neither would Araki, Rachelle, Kat, Sasha, or Croco-chan for that matter."

>>21733002

"My past memory? But how? That boy does look like me, but my name is Hito. Is that kid a relative?" You asking him.
"I have no reason to answer your question but I can say that he have connection with you." Death said.

"Last time I had this experience, Grandfather was here to meet me. Does your presence here mean that I go back to the land of the living or move on toward the afterlife? I don't think my sisters would take losing me very well. Neither would Araki, Rachelle, Kat, Sasha, or Croco-chan for that matter." You asking him.
"Depend on the World of Life, you can either die or live again because currently your hourglass become so very unstable." Death said and then he continue on.
"By the way... You should have died for very long time ago but for strange reason, you suddenly come back to life." Death said as he looked at his hourglass.


What will you say/ask?

>>21733342

"When should have I died? And what could make my hourglass become unstable? I appreciate any answers you can give me."

>>21733342
"Well, am I SUPPOSED to be dead, or is my hourglass not done yet?"

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>>21733342

"Well, am I SUPPOSED to be dead. And what could make my hourglass become unstable??" You asking him.
"You are between life and dead, that is why your hourglass become unstable." Death said.

Suddenly you see your younger father Genma, who came to the garden.
"It is time to go Naoki!" Your father yell at the boy.
"But I want to become Mary's husband!" Naoki said and your father just laugh while Mary blushing more.
"Naoki... Do you promise that we should marry each other?" Mary asking him.
"Sure! I promise!" Naoki said with smile, and Mary smiled even more brighter.
Your father Genma picking up Naoki and then they walking away.

Suddenly your body started to fade.
"Hmmm.... It seem that you will come back to World of Life after all." Death said as he started to walk away.
"By the way... When should have I died? I appreciate any answers you can give me." You asking him.
"Hmmm... Actually... you should had died at age of 10 but somehow you revive back to life again..." Death answered your question and then he continue walking on.

Before you could do something, you see the bright light...

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You slowly open your eyes and you could see that you are in hospital bedroom. You see Tomoe, are sleeping on edge of the bed. When you tried to raise up, you feel the shocking pain, you notice that your torso is fulled with bandage.

"Aaaahh! Wonderful you are awake!" The person said in black leather outfit.
"I'm Dr Frank and it will be my pleasure to examine your sexy body!" The doctor in black leather outfit said as he licking his lips...


End of part 39, Continue on part 40

Ok, time to ended it now. Do you guys have any question or suggestion before I leave?

>>21733896

This was a good session, ML. So Dad would know something about this Naoki kid? Might be worth looking into when Hito has time.

>>21733896

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwUjJXxoGy4&t=0m50s

>>21733916

Yes, you will find out more about it the future and you will discover more about the main character's past.

Any more question?

Ok then, I will leave the thread. Good night people and see you on next weekend!

>>21734152

See you next week, ML.