>>21704519

>elf raised by kobolds

Fuck, I'm stupid on /tg/ too...

First, she's extremely respectful and maybe envious of dragons. If this is 3.5, make her a dragonfire adept, if not, make her a sorceress. She also has a fondness for traps - she'll only fight fair if she has no other choice. Her long lifespan has make her a mainstay of the kobold tribe for literally generations before she's an adult - she should be very adept at leading stealthy groups of trap-making kobolds who about one-twentieth her age.

>>21704589

>a society that does nothing but build traps
>collected knowledge of at least 5 generations of kobold trap builders

This elf child. She will destroy your party before she even sees them.

>"Haha! Finally, we have retrieved Pelor's gauntlet and can now return to the Abyss to conquer a realm for each of us! Now if we can just get back to the swamp were we left that elf brat..."
>"SO MANY PIT TRAPS! HOW ARE THERE PIT TRAPS IN OPEN WATER?!?!?!"

I like it.

Looks like your players have...dug themselves a pit trap...

Please do the master-trapster elf...and crank it up to CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDD levels.

OP. Okay, so we have an elf sorceress who can make traps so good that she's basically as good at trapmaking as dwarves are at complaining about human blacksmiths. She should probably be shy and disliking of non-reptilian humanoid races, and probably slouch most of the time because she grew up in caves sized for small creatures.

Give her a god complex. Those kobolds will probably treat her super nice if a dragonborn tells them to, and the passage of time will just give her a swelled ego.

>Dude, there is no way that a lvl 16 rogue would miss a perception check on a pit trap. What was the difficulty?
>57. I just multiplied it by five.

utterly devoid of the value of life and love. When it takes your care takers a generation just to replace your diaper your not going to grow up well balanced.

Heck, the skills she have, and the potential god-complex, since she has outlived her foster parents, and their children, and their children for a total of five generations, she may well believe she is the god of trapmaking, and be worshiped as such a god.

"You, kobold gnat! Where is the elfling that I left in your people's care decades ago? We need it now. Bring her here, and be quick about it!"

"Actually, I'm not a kobold. I'm just a bomb that looks like one."

"OH FUUUU~~~~~!!!"

"That's the fucking third time today..."

>>21704912

Why do you think she'd have a god complex?

Honestly, I'd see her as having a DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS mindset, all day every day. Like "when I grow up, I wanna be a dragon!"

>>21704842

"You're a shitty DM. We're going home."

As the child of the dragon god she would be revered and protected above all else
She would get first choice of sheep to eat and all the best roughspun of the clan

>>21704974

>home is now a giant mousetrap

>>21704519

Not really related to anything, but you use "basically" waaaay too much in the OP. Get a thesaurus, knigga.

OP, you know /tg/ will just make her rub noses with all those svelte kobolds running around at her disposal.

>>21705002

And that's the problem with letting Jigsaw host and run your DnD campaign.

>You'd think the forest would run out of trees with all these punji traps around.

>Oh no, those aren't trees. You guys have just been wandering around an EVEN BIGGER punji trap

The party then notices the titan skeletons skewered by the trees.

So she'd be an adolescent elf. And the aged, ancient matron of the kobold clan.

This... this is going to fuck everybody the fuck up. I like the trapmaker idea, but there should be more dimensions than just LOLTRAPS.

For instance: what would this do to the KOBOLDS? Five-seven-however-many generations ago, the Dragon-Blooded One set them upon this sacred task, and for [ARBITRARY TIME LENGTH] they've succeeded. In the beginning, it was almost impossible. The conditions were wrong, the food was wrong. There were several panicked undertakings to obtain enough things so that she didn't just die from lack of care. Then she aged, came into her own, and started gaining power as a sorceress(/thief). Cue renaissance. She can pull enough food to keep half the tribe fed. She can scare off monsters that would wipe out a dozen adults. They gain insight into their history and ancestry, as she was ACTUALLY THERE and KNEW THESE KOBOLDS. Perhaps they've become more cultured, as the rare state of surplus lets them specialize. They're probably at the top of the shit heap within their own very limited frame of reference.

>>21705156

>"Most Revered and Ancient Long-Ears the Smoothscaled, tell us, how many mutton shanks did Krakakakakaraka the gluttonous really consume in his legendary duel against the dreaded Bullywug chieftain?"

I dunno. Maybe five? It was, like, a month ago. I can't really remember...

>"FIVE! Let the records show that Krakakakakaraka truly did eat five village worth's of sheep in the ages of myth! SO IT CAME FROM THE MOUTH OF THE HORRENDOUSLY OLD AND WIZENED CRONE LONGEARS THE SMOOTHSCALED!"

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>>21705212

>... THE HORRENDOUSLY OLD AND WIZENED CRONE LONGEARS THE SMOOTHSCALED!

My sides!

This entire scenario raises an interesting question. If the Dragonborn instructed the Kobolds to raise this elf girl, would they think she was some sort of "Chosen One" who would fulfill some epic destiny? Is that how it works in fantasy? A baby raised by another race because of reasons automatically becomes the Chosen One?

>>21705303

Probably. Really, it just depends on if the kobolds have an opinion of elves or not.

If the kobolds know what elves are, they'd probably just raise her to the letter of the dragonborn's orders.

If the kobolds have never seen or heard of an elf, this is probably like some alien god child that they have to treat very carefully for lack of any knowledge of it.

>>21705303
Well, if said baby was given to them by a perceived god, then probably. Maybe when the party returns, the elf girl has disappeared, leaving the kobolds who raised her to find her destiny (as told to her by the kobold shamans/high priests/what-have-you).

>>21705156
i think theyd specialize, too. it would be like when the first cities formed. people are specializes and get paid in rations, everything is organized through a single person, the head priest/ little elven girl. a huge organisation body is formed in which the central person does less and less self and everybody kind of starts running on its own. after some time its too much for just spoken language and symbols and token are formed, which, after several generations, start evolving into written language with logograms. art, architecture blossom, everything is pretty much awesome for the kobolds. they would expand and start trading with others around them and get a really big thing. so, in other words, there is no way your players are not up against several legions of angry, desperate but spuririsingly well organized kobolds when they come to snatch that cultural advantage back from them

its even logical for her to start organizing all that shit, since when she sees several generations blossom and die with the same problems over and over, shed want for them to live better and longer.

and all that without even tapping into magic...

>>21705373

"Hey, Lightningbreath. Are you sure this map is right? There shouldn't be a city here."

"Yeah, I'm sure. Damn, this place was just a bog when we came through. I guess some nutjob clerics made set up this place for the goddess they keep plastering up on walls and stuff..."

>TRAPS FOR THE TRAP GODDESS! SCALES FOR THE SCALE THRONE!

I imagine her obsessed with dragonscales and decking herself out in reptilian garb to hide her ugly "smoothness".

>>21705363
Not OP, but see now i have this idea for a campaign where the party returns from whatever it is they were doing and are told by the Kobolds how the elf girl left to find her destiny after being informed of her past.

The party then has to track her down and it becomes a year-spanning chase as they keep missing each other or she's always gone by the time they show up. Since they need her to figure out their OWN destinies, they can't help but continue on or risk disaster.

The joke is she actually does forge a mighty destiny and becomes a celebrated heroine and the party is always running into the fallout of the events surrounding her.

How would such a story end?

>>21705449
This. I like the idea of the swamp being taken over

You haven't DMed yourself into a corner here OP, you've DMed yourself into awesome.

Your players will remember this forever.

If there are Devils involved, perhaps she could even be a warlock?

>>21705477
Especially if the party is evil (which is the impression i got: abducting small elf girl so that their ties with a devil may remain? probably not the most morally sound folks.)

>>21705373
i actually study neareastern archaeology and assyriology. i could go on and on about the society of the first cities ever, if you want

>>21705477

Well, the main thing is that they have to keep her alive. Dunno if the OP reposted in this thread at all, so I can't trust any of the other posts about info.

The only things that are really known are that the party is evil, has a tiefling and a dragonborn who is revered as a god by kobolds, that they deal with devils, and that they have to keep the girl alive.

Sounds like one of those "Save the cheerleader, save the world" dealies.

>>21705477
That would be pretty cool. The players could even become the BBEGs of the setting as they continue to pursue the elf girl and try to get a hold of her through any means possible, up to and including violence. The players aren't necessarily evil, they just want to figure out their own destinies, like you said.

Duuuuuude, that could be such a fucking headcaver.

Dragon-themed trapmaster elf sorceress goes around, becoming an epic hero, doing good and maybe even allying with Bahamut.

And then she has a Luke moment when finally facing her Dragonborn "dad".

Duuuuuuude.

>>21705534
And then it turns out the destiny the elf girl was originally supposed to fulfill is to slay the party because they've done such ruthless things to try and get her back.

And the party's destiny was ironically used to ensure that they would get themselves killed by the girl, thus fulfilling the overall destiny

>>21705560
No party, you are the BBEG.

>>21705610

And then the party's evil souls would be sent to become the slaves of the devil that originally made a pact with them!

Fucking gold!

GM, you should thank us for making this campaign for you.

>>21705610
Cue laughing demons that the OP talked about. Also, I just realized that OP said that it was an evil campaign, so all this is total plausible and acceptable.

>>21705534

Well, the OP did state that they were in an evil game, bro.

>>21705521
Well don't let us stop you.

>>21705521

Go on.

But from the perspective of a kobold swamp race that has a living goddess with them since time immemorial.

Fuuuuuck, someone get a drawfag in here. Gimme an elven kobold dragon goddess!

>>21705731

In due time. /tg/ has a thing for elf girls raised by non-elf races.

>>21705785

Chick needs a name. You don't get to be a /tg/ waifu without a name.

Plus, this thread doesn't have the epic writefaggotry that would is deemed a proper sacrifice.

>>21705679
it was the time when the social norms were set. religion was in the process of forming and local deities were synonymous with the political influence of their cities. most of the early babylonian mythology can be traced back to the political issues of their cities in early sumerian times. the ceramics became crud and dirty, obviously mass produced. to organize so many people, they started stamping everything with symbols of what it contains and then later stamping seals with their personal stamps. since they lacked iron, all wars were fought with daggers and spears. huge temple mountains, known as ziqqurats, were created, simply by rebuilding the head temple so often without cleaning the ruins of the one before that it became a mountain. the palace was synonymous with the religion and kings were those who could perform the annual religious rituals and were in holy matrimony with their god. they soon started to develop a huge legal system, too. rituals like a kings hunt of lions started as a symbol for the power of the civilized man over nature, which was a huge battle back then. also, everybody was drunk all the time, even the gods were drunk in most of their stories.

the first empire was sargon of akkade in 2450 BCE, with more clever organisation in the cities but also with improved weaponry. horses were another push. other interesting tidbits include: hittites knew no temples but sacred mountains and meadows, some palaces were build so they look awesome from within but shitty on the outside, trade colonies far away from their cities started spreading and were the reason for economical success.

i tried to filter only the stuff useful for kbold city building, forgive me if i rambled a bit

>Captcha: leunity reasons
yes, captcha. leunity was the reason.

>>21705836
its basically two chicks. luke skywalker trapmaster adventurer chick and living goddess kobold empire chick

>>21705700
i figured the swamp didnt matter because, as i forgot to write, the key to all that shit was enough food to even have something to organize. they built a quite complex and ingenious system to water their fields with the small problem that it brought enough salt to the plains that it became a desert after 5000 years. before they started, though, it was nothing but a huge swamp with trees to shitty to build with

This is where every elf adventurer comes from, I'm sure of it.

>>21705836

Her name is Smoothscale. I thought this was established. She should probably do her hair to look as much like a kobold's head as possible.

>>21705934

It is now!

>required sodymjy

Why yes, this is the required sodomy for a /tg/ OC, captcha!

>>21705871
OP could combine them into one. The elf girl is left with the kobolds to be raised, and the party leaves t odo their thing. After the elf girl grows up a bit, she begins to help advance their society, providing food and cultural ideas like >>21705156 said. After many years (and kobold generations) she is seen as a goddess. Eventually, she leaves the kobolds to find her destiny as detailed in >>21705303 and >>21705363.

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I've nothing else to contribute, so I'll dump my priesty looking kobolds

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>>21706013

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>>21706025

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>>21706036

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>>21706043

>>21705907
>swamp surrounding a giant city
>every food has cranberries in it
awesome

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>>21706054

now im combining kobolds with that not- babylonian culture i had developed for my own setting, which, incidently, is also ruled by an ageless godking. its awesome.

>>21705992

Honestly, those are just two facets of her personality anyway. It's not as if either of those two would necessarily have to be exclusive. Luke is seen as a controlling dick sometimes in the expanded universe with the whole "Fuck you guys, I'm rewritting the way the Jedi religion works!" every now and then.

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>>21706068
Aaaand that's all I got. I don;t have a very big kobold collection, but hopefully it helps steer the kind of dressing a kobold raised priestess would have.

>>21705992

And all this is 100% tangential to the plot. Solely exists because Bad Dad Dragonborn foisted kiddo off on the minions.

DMing rule #43: The Law of Unintended Consequences is a never-ending font of plot.

>>21706090
what the fuck

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>>21706111
>>21706090
Well, looks like that was the wrong picture. Disregard the previous picture!

>>21706090

>kind of dressing
>naked or topless in most pics

Soooooo.... boobs out all day erry day?

>>21706144
Nah her smooth skin is gross remember?

>>21706090
wouldnt a kobold raised hero try to save kobolds by fighting against adventuring parties and such? maybe even allying with other savage species like gnolls or orcs or goblins, or lizardfolk

>>21706144
She'd probably be covering as much skin as possible with scales, so probably not.

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What if the Kobolds would have grown so numerous and their unquestioning faith in their mistress has grown so strong that, purely by thinking that she is a divine entity, Smoothscales really becomes some sort of half-goddess?

I'm thinking the idea from PS:T where you could literally think one guy into existance.

(Pic entirely unrelated)

>>21706157

Kobolds hate gnolls, though. And lizardfolk. They might do okay with goblins, but orcs are a bit iffier.

>>21706171

Yeah, but she'd have a really shitty powerset for a god, though.

Improve traps? Annoy adventurers? eeeehhh.

>>21706144
like this?
>>>21705018
>Captcha: sister Toterna
seems like there is another option for her name, guys

>>21706223
I picture some kind of scale poncho or something, covering up all dat smooth skin

anybody remember tuckers kobolds?

http://www.tuckerskobolds.com/

>>21706260
>http://www.tuckerskobolds.com/

The Horror.

So they'll end up with a kobold cityin the swamp eventually, right?
We should come up with plans for a kobold city

>>21706260
>>21706302

Smoothscale's kobolds.

>>21706384

The entire city is a pit trap. jk, honestly, I dunno. Probably the same as any dragon city I guess.

>>21706384
already did, mate. well, its more a not- babylonian city in a swamplike jungle, but i think it qualifies.

imagine a swamp with nothing for building but mud. so they start tu use that mud to form bricks. also, they dry the swamp to grow stuff.
anyways, fastforward. all those old mud buildings collapse and make the floor for new buildings, so it slowly becomes a mountain. in the middle of the mountain, now deep underground, is the templepalace, kept dark and mystical to not reveal the hideousness of the smoothscale, allmother of the kobolds. only 10% of the people can read and write, most lore is told from generation to generation. the writers handle the paperwork of the city and are summoners and fortune tellers. the vast majority of the people owns some land on which they grow stuff to feed them and their clan, while some are specialized in either building traps for enemies or clearing lowlevel dungeon runs to get more magic support. the city slowly becomes a tradespot for shady races that are not at war with the kobolds, making it like a city sized dungeon after some time. the noble races may try to destroy the city only to be met by forced of various savage races with the kobold goddess in her magical dragon armor as a tactician. it would be glorious.

>Captcha: rageamba committee
captcha is right. thats what the city council is called.

Don't Kobolds have no upper age limit, and only really die from from "old age" because by that time they are usually in a high position and resort to be lazy fucks?

>>21706529

I find it funny that the Rageamba Committee would be replaced every decade.

>>21706548

So would Smoothscale be a lazy fuck then?

>>21706452
Well I mean, I was thinking a mostly wood city, but everything is covered.
So there's the outer wall, then just above midway on the inner side is the covering, which stretches across the city and is covered in leather and steel to protect from sunlight and fires, and then under that, it's essentially an eternal dusk, with 'buildings' and honeycombed everything.
Essentially a giant artificial above-ground cave.
I'd draw a sketch in Paint, but I'm on my phone

>>21706569

Naw man, don't do that! I'm already getting emotionally invested in this elf chick.

>>21706569
well, everything we have up to now assumes that she isnt. technically the party could just return to her lying naked in the mud and being fed to the mouth by kobolds.

>>21706569
No, dude. She still has to leave the city to fulfill her (and the party's) destiny. Think about it. It is a time of great mourning as the kobolds' goddess leaves them, perhaps for good. If she does return, none of the kobolds now living will be alive for her glorious and triumphant return. She has left, and possibly inspired particularly devout kobolds to take a pilgrimage out into the wilderness themselves. Whether they return is not guaranteed, but if they do return, they bring new materials and ideas to the kobold metropolis in the swamp

>>21706569

Nah, she'd still be young, and most likely have bullshit amounts of fun making traps and practicing magic.

But that guy is right I believe, Kobolds, or at least Lizard / Draconic Kobolds, don't have an upper age limit and can live for stupidly long amounts of time, it's just that they are so easy to kill it's not funny and everything does it quite frequently, so when one lives long enough to be significantly older than most of the other adults he gets shoved into a comfy spot and enjoys it, that's why most Chiefs are fat fucks and a bunch of the older magic users are weak as shit physically.

A gluttonous chief is pretty much guaranteed to be assassinated at some point and a physically weak sorcerer / mage is going to "replaced" by a student or suffer an accident.

>>21706750
so under the rule of smoothscale and the rageamba committee, they would become like elves but small, scaly and mean?

>>21706668

I think her elf instincts would make her want to move around a lot more than the fat fuck elder kobolds.

Honestly, why does /tg/ absolutely love kobolds so much?

I always kinda thought it was because they were the under-dog and kicking bags of all the settings that have them, even more so than goblins, but I wonder sometimes.

>>21706843

It's some this. And some lub diminuitive draconids. And scaly fetishists. And Dwarf Fortress / Kobold Camp. And Tucker's Kobolds. And our high D&D quotient in general.

>>21706843
see
>>21706090
Look at that sexy animal.

But in seriousness I really do find the idea of small trap making lizardmen awesome, and the underdog part does play a role in it.

>>21706843
they are to orcs or normal monsters like the lord of the ring hobbits to aragorn and legolas. without special powers or anything to make them more powerful, all they have is their mind and their cleverness and the ability to think fast enough to fight dirty which makes it possible to identify with them

Imagine the culture shock that she'd get meeting other elves, though.

"Are you also gods?!?"

Of course she'd be speaking draconic, and wondering why they aren't ashamed of their freakish smooth bodies.

>>21706920
nah i think she would have experience with adventuring parties. the thing that makes her godly is that the dragonborn brought her there

/r/ing the other elf waifus as an adventuring party in a trap ridden kobold hallway with Smoothscale laughing at them from her throne

>>21707052
this is the best thing. there can, like, be some kind of gladiator games with adventuring parties trying to solve extreme dungeon runs while there is no ceiling so everybody can watch arena style

>>21707116
yessss, with a roulette wheel that when it stops, makes something happen in the maze, from moving walls to slowly filling lava

>>21707116
That already exists as an entire setting, complete with Emperor Ronald Regan.

Still good, though.

>>21705836
Longeared Smoothscales the Wizened...
Smoothie for short.

>>21707192

You break a deal, you face the wheeeeel!

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>>21707192
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/13/Sf12_wheel_invincible04.wav

You will not admit this girl into the elf orphan pantheon without proper drawfaggotry!

>>21707357
Do I have to...

">Do I have to..."

YES

>>21707453
Yes.
I can sketch some shitty as hell armor designs for her, probably

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OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

>>21707789

That is not my Smoothscale

>>21707789
Wat
I don't even

>>21707834
>>21707853
I try to avoid any form of art. It never ends well.

Wasn't the concept of a kobold raised elf already done?

>>21707934
Maybe?

>>21707934
You might be thinking of the dwarf-raised elf

>>21708001
Can i get a link to that

>>21708123

Curiously, she has no 1d4chan page

>>21708138
>>21708123
Found the suptg archive thread though.
Sandwich the Drow
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6033107/

So what alignment is she going to be? kobolds are "usually lawful evil"

>>21708250
Thanks dude

>>21708279
Lawful evil sounds about right.

>>21708307
I'd rather see her be true neutral. Loyal to her kobolds, but she can still have drama with bad dragonborn dad and his party

>>21708001
>>21708123
>>21708138
Yes she does
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Sandwich_Stoutaxe

>>21708366

Huh. Well, I guess I should visit 1d4 more than once every four months then

>>21708279
clearly Lawful Evil by raising, but probly graduating to Lawful Neutral from her adventuring experience.

Law is required, its how her people advanced to better lives, right? But how oppressive it is can differ.

Elf girl...

Raised by Kobolds...

This sounds vaguely familiar.

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mfw nobody remembers the rest of sandwiches party

>>21708527

I love me some sandwich but god I hate this art style

>>21708527
the one on the far right was raised by kobolds or some other small monster i'm guessing?

>>21708001
There was a later one that basically had a party of elves.

Sandwich of course
Goldentusk, the Orc Raised elf
Keekee The kobold raised elf
Violet The Halfling raised elf
And Professer Idontfuckingremember the elf raised dorf.

really only Sandwhich and goldentusk were put up as being good, Keekee was a close third with the other two being largely considered shit.

>>21708568
Kobolds, can't even read elven, and speaks very very broken common.

also the youngest and shortest there.

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>>21708527
They were kind of... awful.

>>21708621
>That art style
That's really fucking weird looking

Yeaaaah. I like Smoothscale better still.

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>>21708687
Yeah. He's been trying for three years to draw different-looking face types, but he's stuck with it. Kinda like Steve Dillon is stuck with Frank's face.

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>>21708768
Not that that's necessarily a career breaker.

>>21708768
>I can kind of see him in his studio, everything is dark except for one desk lamp, his hands on his head,` crying out loud. He's practicing art again and again but always to the same conclusion "WHY GOD WHY! WHY AM I CURSED TO ONLY DRAW FRANK? EVEN WHEN I TRY TO DRAW SPONGEBOB OR ANIME IT ALWAYS COMES OUT FRANK! I JUST SCRIBBLE NONSENSE AND ITS FRANKS BEAUTIFUL MUG STARING BACK AT ME! WHY CAN'T I DRAW MORE THAN ONE FACE?!"

Any word on that drawfaggotry?

>>21708814
>frustrated with his work he gets up from his desk
>walks in to the kitchen to make a coffee
>waiting for water to boil
>wife walks in
>"what's wrong honey? you seem upset."
>"oh, it's nothing. just art problems, everytime I try to draw-"
>her face is frank'd
>"yes?"
>stunned, steve backs away, knocking over the coffee mug
>"honey?"
>their dog runs in, barking at the commotion
>it stops, slowly looking up at steve
>the cold dead eyes of frank pierces his soul
> terrified he runs out the house
>"HELP!" he yells
>"HELP!"
>"what seems to be the matter?" asks a passing civilian
>"dude, are you okay?" says another
>steve is screaming
>"somebody call 911"
>he's surrounded by frank-faces
>he busts through the frank-crowd and runs away
>a woman with a frank-baby crosses the street to avoid him
>he runs and runs and runs
>eventually tripping over the gutter
>and landing in a puddle of water
>as he looks in to it, the ripples slowly settle
>he looks into his own reflection
>his face is frank

>>21704519

She might be more clever and inquisitive, leading her to know more than the kobolds. Would be something if they returned to find that she has seized power in the kobold community.

>>21708830

way more unsettling than it should be

>>21708819
Graghkbaaldghraaaag-something was the last thing that was heard from the drawfags house. Now it's all quiet expect for some faint echos of scribbling going trough the house.

>>21708837

Dude, you should read the rest of the thread first...

>>21708830
Malkovitch Malkovitch?
Malkovitch Malkovitch Malkovitch!

>>21708863

Good kobold name though.

>>21708865

sorry, bro, tl;dr
at least not all the way through. I read slow as fuckall

Now I just wonder what the kobolds of her city think of her and act like when she is with them

>>21708978
Since she's essentially the kobold jesus, they'd revere here and keep their distance and stuff.
And also shower her in gifts too.

looked into one of the 3.5-books for its Draconic vocabulary
it lists "Vaecaesin" as meaning elf, and "molik" for skin/hide.
nothing really useful.
Oh, and I could definitely see the kobolds trying to kidnap someone to help raise the child.

>>21709049
>elf girl is adorned with scales and tons of random useless trinkets

>>21709070
Good kobolds died for that aluminum pinky ring! She would respect their sacrifices

>>21709100
>>21709070
>is loaded with magical shit because she's a sorcerer and can tell when the 'useless trinkets' actually have kickass enchantments
>Aluminum pinky ring of transmutation

>>21709152
>sorceror/rogue
>magic pit-traps

>>21709182

Just how magic can you make a pot trap?

>>21709238
Do you even enchant?

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>>21705363
Oh jesus, too many posts to read through.

>Well, if said baby was given to them by a perceived god
I like the idea of the child growing up thinking that your dragonborn fighter is her right and proper father of Divine Nature. Even if she finds out he's not particularly divine she merely makes excuses such as "You are simply embodying mortal form"
And the idea of her constantly calling a PC "Father" will add so much awkward humor to your game.

>Kobolds and Dragon
Whatever she turns out to be, make her a Half-Dragon too. Close proximity of Kobolds all day long plus her strange bloodline power, caused her to mutant. Demon-Dragon-Elf. More over making her think she is the child of a true god.

>Personality quirk
I wouldn't give her a god complex, I'd give her more of a preacher complex
"I HAVE BEEN TOLD THE GREAT FIGHTERMcDRAGON BORN DEGREED THIS UPON MY BIRTH HERE! THERE FOR OUR GODS WILL, WILL BE IMPOSED.

>Traps
Also. I second getting back to her should a kind of dungeon run of avoiding Traps, Snaps, and Golems.
After all, only the true god FighterMcDragonborn and his disciples could possibly make it through the death-trap-swamp.

>>21709246
Although there wouldn't be too many enchanted traps.
It's only one sorcerer/rogue

>>21709238
>Just how magic can you make a pot trap?
Dude, you will hear so many colors as they spill from your parties wounds and fly away like butterflies upon the aetherial tides.

>>21709258
one sorceror/rogue with decades of time and a devout clan of followers to assist.

>>21709301
Point taken.
So every trap is magical, but some more than others. There are basic pit traps that have magic acid shit, and complex rooms where it starts filling with infinite water when there's no source for the water at all

If you would be a keeper, then you must hear the tale, from my own tongue, as it was told to me, in the time before. In the long long ago, when the stars had no names and the blades and the arts were unfasioned, nor anything fashioned but Swamp, and the arch of the Sky. A great spirit came before the True People, wreathed in flame. The reeds that remember were unfasioned then and its name has been lost to us though its glory endures. It knew that we the True People are most worthy and bound us to a covenant both terrible and great. It placed a wonder into our keeping. An egg that was a child, pale and smooth but animate and awake, unborn, forever becoming new. The eggchild wept for life times when the great spirit and its host departed. Though we fed it serpents blood and the eggs of the false people who dwelt on the edge of Swamp in those days. Until it came to know us and the tongue of the True People instead of the spirit tongue it knew in those first days. And it dwelt with us forever and ever, always pale, always becoming new. It spent lifetimes among the elders until every secret was known to it and it was unrivaled in every craft then known to the True People. In those days there arose a sorcerer, now unnamed, who dreampt true dreams and who had learned from mother cricket the words that bring sleep, so that he was invincible in battle. And he became lord of all those living, save the eggchild who is spirit and not bound by law. So that he became afraid and said that the eggchild had come to resemble the wicked spirits that beset the True People, weren’t their eyes like clear water? Wasn’t their skin pale and smooth, weren’t their crests limp and gold? Some believed him and forsook the ancient covenant. But most remained true.

Though he has been unnamed his hubris must never be forgotten. Rather than chose war he challenged the eggchild to single combat, though she pleaded. Some laws are too strong even for spirits. She and he faced each other in the circle of law. He in his gaudy raiment of feathers and rare bones, she unadorned, ever pale, ever new. He spoke the secret words and all around her the power of mother grasshopper forced spectators to their knees. Though she remained inviolate. Again and again the words fell like thunder and the sorcerers power hung thick in the shuddering air until he was completely spent. She pleaded then, but some laws are too strong even for spirits. She killed him, though it took some time as she is holy and without claws, and she wept, for she loved him, as she loves all True People. She became lord of Swamp and all those living. She took a name then, as it the right of the victor. A mortal name, though she is spirit and the living covenant of spirit, she is also our leader, our beloved, Smoothscale. Ever pale, forever becoming new.

>>21709462
>>21709473
EPIC WIN.

no, seriously, I imagine that is the kind of thing they would come up with. Especially like the abuse of 'elves are immune to sleep' 'villain ganks via sleep spell'.

Internets to you Anon.

>>21709462
>>21709473

>Smoothscale achievement, in progress. 1/2 requirements fulfilled.

Need that drawfaggotry

So, what wpuld the ratio of non-serious traps
>spin the wheel, what'll you get? Exploding coins or regular ones?
to serious traps
>alright, the room is on fire and the doors are shut. Smoke is filling the room, the fire is magical and won't go out
be?

>>21709769
probably pretty high on the serious end, shes defending her family and home, not just dicking with adventurers.

>>21709769
Almost 100:1. So many idiotic traps that it only takes 1 good one to do a tpk due to PC recklessness

>>21709812
>>21709806

Oh /tg/, make up your mind.

>>21709769

With an evil party? Whatever appropriately pisses them off.

Sorcerer/rogue elf labyrinth master? Sounds vaguely like a female Magneto.

I think people are forgetting or making light of a situation here. As godly as Smoothscale is considered, think of the theological uproar it would be when bad dragondad came back to collect, with arguably godly artifacts and powers from the astral sea? Would it cause a schism?

>>21709974
I wouldn't think so, since Smoothscale was sent by dragonbad in the first place. If there was, then all dragondad would have to do is krump the little elf to show the kobolds he is still bossman.

>>21710020
>assuming Smoothscale will still be a weakling by then.

I mean, she probably will be under leveled compared to him, but one can dream.

I'm just saying, that photo is the cutest. :3

>>21710120

I think you may be lost, sir.

>>21710120
>I want to be the cutest
Ftfy, welcome to /tg/, also 4chan in general

>>21710149
Not at all. It's just that the topic is already being dealt with so I do not wish to spend my time adding to it in hopes that wasn't suggested before. Commenting on the cuteness of the photo, however, is always a noble goal, I should say.

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inb4 the party kills her because lolevilcampaign

>>21710256
Achievement unlocked! Smoothscale is now /tg/ oc waifubait. Gonna go archive this thread now.

>>21710256

Nice! You do this thread a service, draw friend!

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>>21710256

>>21710256

Well, the whole point is that they want to keep her alive. Dunno about the devil, though.

Anyways, great pic dude

>>21710256
Fantastic picture.
The party better not kill her. They should make the city their base of operations

>>21710342

Wouldn't be out of line for a party nearing lvl 20 or so.

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>>21706726
...this is starting to sound like it should be its own campaign.

These were not the people she had known.

The attendant that greeted her as she made her way through the obsidian arcs bearing her visage was not the vizier with the half-torn ear she had reared from a hatchling to a wizened elder.

These were not the guards that she had trained under her watchful eye, their armor no longer simple shells of iron but now gleaming steel reflecting her face.

The handmaids that took her robes and her staff were not the ones that she had spent so many afternoons listening to with their dreams and hopes.

These were not the faces she remembered as she waded through the cheering crowd, so unlike the sea of mournful faces she had left in her wake when she had left her city lifetimes ago, with towering statues of her likeness.

But one face did greet her still. A face from the past, scales faded, eyes milky and ivory, trembling and clutching a staff not unlike her own, though he leaned on the rod while she strode without minding a single step.

“Ah... goddess... it has been so long. There were times that they... the young ones... they told me that you had returned, but all of them were... they were not you, your grace... But! These eyes of mine can no longer see, but you... you are still you...” the ancient one wheezed, coughing, but smiling through it all.

Her hand touched his leathery face, and she smiled in turn.

“Yes... and I am glad that you... all of you... are still as I remembered.”

No, these were not the people she had known, save one.

But still they were her people.

>>21710473

Decent. I got the feeling you were going for, but it could have been better.

6/10. Lots of room to improve.

>>21705482
Devils - fuck no. DRAGON PACT warlock.

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>mfw there is already an archive of this up on suptg

Well, it's nice to vote still.

>>21710607

Well, better than 9/10ths quest threads, I guess.

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I probably missed the point completely, but who cares. I've been awake over 35 hours.

Just... Yeah.

>>21710671

2edgy4me.

>>21710671
What is it?

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>>21710700
>>21710691

>>21710760

You should have stopped when you noticed you were 12 hours sleepless.

Go to bed, anon. You're scaring me.

>>21710760
>>21710766
I agree.
That picture is pretty creepy.
You need sleep, Anon

>>21710766
No, for a new day is upon me and I got work to do. Sleeping is for the weak.

>>21710787
It's also for people making sensible art out of our cute and funny story here. We need you inspiring awe, not terror. We still love you though.

>>21710802
Lawful evil kinda stuck with me. Can't remember even where it was from. But now I gotta go to work. And then I have a small gap where I sleep. And then I GM a game.

The picture isn't really that terrifying, is it?

>>21710832

After you sleep for a day, open up the file again in a dark room.

You won't sleep again for another 36 hours.

Does Yurop /tg/ dislike OC elves?

C'mon, they're great fun.

>>21711030
Amerifag here, I'm still awake.
I just have nothing to contribute because I can't write or draw.

>>21711057
I know the feel, same situation

>>21711057
>>21711090

Since you guys are still here, I wanna let you in on a little secret.

You guys wanna hear it?

>>21710256
>party kills her
>the now prosperous and powerful kobold kingdom wages war on the other races for killing their goddess
>turmoil and bloodshed
>PC's constantly hounded by kobolds
>just as planned
>laughing_devils.jpg

>>21711123
Yes

>>21711123
No.

>>21711123
Why not

I mentioned the dragon pact bit earlier... I'd like to remind people that warlocks just barter with higher powers to obtain their own, they don't necessarily need to hold to similar alignments as the things they receive them from.

That said what you barter with for your power can easily be telling of your alignment - star pacts barter with eldritch gods, fey pacts with fey creatures, 'traditional' warlocks with devils (this is all 4e fluff I know) but for someone who's raised by kobolds and reveres dragons so much a dragon pact would make sense, and as elves are usually chaotic, a chaotic neutral making a pact with an 'evil' dragon wouldn't be beyond belief.

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>>21711123
Sure, but be warned I've been drinking. And not just a little.

>>21711143

This is going to be a picture of your dick, isn't it.

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>>21711130

This might blow some /tg/ minds, though you'll have to take my word for it. I swear, this is all true though, so decide for yourselves. Here it is.

I actually wrote the first writefaggotry for Sandwich the drow paladin, and thought that it would be fun to make an "evil" version of her. There was never any campaign like I posted in the OP, though kudos to you guys for fleshing out a really great story. Canonically, Sandwich and Smoothscale share the same setting and will actually cross paths every so often. Grats for giving Sandwich her "nemesis", though I don't think they'd actually hate each other or anything. Believe it or not, Ripley style

And that's what you get for staying up so late. *winkyface*

>>21711178
Interesting ploy. Appears to have worked out well.

captcha: Then relaxs
You certainly can

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>>21711178

>>21711178
Well done. I regret that I lack a proper slowclap.gif with which to present you.

>>21711178

You're right, I don't believe a bit of it! But if I get quality writefaggotry out of it, I give exactly zero fucks if you're legit or not. And if you are, hey, all the cooler.

Looking forward to your offerings, writefag.

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>>21711178

>mfw

>>21711178
>>21711178

...you magnificent bastard.

In unrelated news, I now know /exactly/ what campaign I have to run next is. Well, I would, if I could figure out a way to do it w/o making Smoothscales a shitty DMPC. Maybe a quest thread instead.

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>>21711221
I got you covered

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>>21711178

>iwannabelieve

Also, it's kinda early morning still in Yurop, as you say.

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>>21711178

You know, there are TWEESTS and then there's stuff like this.

Awesome job.

>>21711273
>>21711256
>>21711237
>>21711221
>>21711213
>>21711202

Gullible fags.

Conversely.

>>21711178

CREEEEEED level foresight. Tzeentch is waiting to make you a Daemon Prince.

>>21711178

A fucking roundabout way to go about it, but I'm glad that some new Sandwich fluff materialized out of today.

>>21705156
You know, maybe you could run a campaign raising the elf girl and players are kobolds.

>>21710832
>The picture isn't really that terrifying, is it?

I didn't find it so. Her chest looks... well, it looks big. I also think her head is a bit too long but other than that it seems okay?

>>21705477
There's just one problem with this:
>The party then has to track her down and it becomes a year-spanning chase as they keep missing each other or she's always gone by the time they show up. Since they need her to figure out their OWN destinies, they can't help but continue on or risk disaster.

Shouldn't the party be reality breaking characters by that point? I don't think an elf girl who's probably not even level 3 could keep eluding them just like that.

>>21711178
It just turned 12:30 here on the west coast. Anyway, thanks for an entertaining thread.

"YOU'RE Smoothscale the Horrifically Ancient, Dreadfully Wizened, and Particularly Aged Crone?"

Sandwich couldn't help but ogle at the slight elvish waif sitting high above a mountain of glittering treasure on a throne of pilfered bar stools.

"Silence! You shall address the Goddess-Spirit with respect!" the wriggling vizier barked, still full of fire and fervor even after the drow paladin had beaten it half to death to reach the innermost sanctum of the kobold fortress.

Sandwich couldn't believe it. All the insane and eldritch traps. The numerous hordes of magical golems and constructs. The endless hordes of martially superior dragonkin. All of that and a void chasm to the Abyss that took the rest of her adventuring party, wrapped around the fingers of A BORED LITTLE GIRL?!?!

"Goddess or not, you're going to pay, Smoothscale! By the Bushy Beard of the Dwarf Kings, I ~"

Sandwich's tirade was cut short as she heard a mechanical click echo through the hoard chamber. She heard the vizier snicker in her grasp, and the scaly little freak wriggled out of his robes and skittered off into the piles of gold.

"Trap doors. You aren't very perceptive, are you?" she heard the lilting voice of elvish youth ring out in the hallway, as Smoothscale gave her an innocent smile.

"Curse youuuuuuu......!~*" Sandwich screamed out in the few seconds she had left before plummeting down into inky darkness. The cogs and gears of the trap reset, and the vizier wheezed, thankful that the whole business was concluded.

"She was rather competent, wasn't she?" Smoothscale said, and the vizier nodded vehemently, always taking the words of his Goddess to heart.

"Ah well. A good distraction. Let's see which traps they went through and how we can make them better!" Smoothscale said, grinning as she hopped off of her throne.

The vizier nodded again, scurrying off at his deity's tiny heels.

>>21711493

Welps, I guess that all came full circle, then.

Have the Kobolds keep her for one year, but steal 100 more elf children each year, which they keep for a year.

>>21711632

What? Why? What's the logic in that?

>>21711652
They misheard the PC.
And essentially, that's almost the same as keeping 1 elf child for a 100 years, yes?

>>21711659

Airtight. Take it to court.

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>>21704519
Beautiful, gorgeous, sublime, powerful, the hottest, angriest leather bikinni barbarian you've ever seen; AND A COMPLETE DUMBASS. She doesn't know how hot she is, and she always turns on the barbarians in the towns the party stops at, leading to massive bloody fights that are often her fault. She's basically a social shenanigans engine. That's how I see it/her anyway... She's like stored potential energy. Only instead of energy, y'know, violence.

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>>21704951
>>21706171
If she has 1 level of Sorceress, she can go Barbarian/Dragon Disciple with the rest. Hundreds of hit points, fly, flying familiar with half her hit points as a meatshield, dive with a lance, only use her 1st level spells for Mage Armor and Shield. Fuck shit up. She may genuinely believe herself to be a god, and the party has to explain (by fightan, naturally) that she is merely a hero, not a god.

>>21711742
>>21711733
I like this. Have her class into trap making as well though. Are there good feats for trap making that can be easily taken with a warrior dragon class like this?

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Would she go with them and actually become a god when the party overthrows the fey gods?

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>>21711795
Bro. What I have described to you is "she becomes the Balrog." She does not have traps. She has people to set traps. She is not a trap-setter, she is a dark god. She delegates.

At first the party is annoyed they cannot find the old kobold tribe. After asking about, they discover the tribe has joined many tribesmigrating into an underground city built by a completely different race. How and why the original population was displaced is a matter of rumor, but many kobold tribes are coming from all over. Some rumors say it is political, others military, others spiritual, but all agree it is successful.

Traps annoy the party while they make their way through the ruined city, great tracts of which are still empty. The party does just fine dealing with all their traps, and then they do even better when it comes to killing the kobolds themselves, until Balrog. If you must have her set some trap, have her blow up a bridge, because she can totally fly and fight the party while they're falling.

After defeating the Balrog-esque Dragon Disciple, they find it was the little elfin child all along. Brainwashed into dragon worship by the kobolds, she used her latent power to become a dragon, and then lead her people as their god to found a kobold nation.

Only read 12/15th through the thread, I hope no one realise this:

If she is already adult, or at least late teen, she has probably had sex. And considering her options? With a kobold. And don't pretend it won't happen.

I know it won't affect the outcome of anything at all, but just thought it would be worth reminding you.

Also, someone briefly covered this, Kobolds are usually Lawful Evil. I think she should be something along the lines of this, it is in her nature to be 'good' but she has basically grown up around people with a 'Oooh, shiny! Give me!' attitude, when she can't have whatever she wants outside the Kobold city, she'll get it anyway, by force or bargains.

And I really like the idea of her becoming 'evil' since this is an evil game, I mean, as much as we like the Good old "Luke, I'm your father!" followed by a "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I'd find it more cliché/trope breaking with a "Smoothskin, I'm your father!" followed by a "I'm SO fucking joining you guys!", making her lovable for the players, perhaps letting them even questioning if risking her life is worth it and if there is some way to follow their end of the deal that won't lead to her death.

>>21712478
Nobody tell him!

Let him read trough the thread!

>>21712491

Haha very funny, done reading the thread now.
Wrote that meant to be sarcastic, then I actually laughed.

Even if what >>21711178 says is true, I still think this is a jolly good show. I usually dislike /tg/'s OC waifus - I mean X adopted by Y has been done a few dozens time by now - but I still think most of what I said actually has some point more or less.

1. She'll - depending on how long time she is with the kobold - go through a phrase of sexual self-exploration, which means that she might end up having sex with a kobold. Yes I refuse to let that go.
2. Once the "players" (real or not) meet her, a "Smoothskin, I'm your father!" "I am so joining you guys!" exchange makes slightly more sense than a "Smoothskin, I am your father!" exchange "Nooooo!"

Other than that, I really like the idea of industrialised kobolds, but then again, it has been done more often than X raised by Y.

>>21712568
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you and your elf/kobold fetish to leave. Please don't make this difficult

>>21712620
No, you ask him to stay! You can never have enough ear\nose rubs.

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This thread is totally awesome.
Carry on.

'm going to have to work a new NPC and kobold faction into one of my games sometime..

i still like the idea of a superhidden kobold city where all the kobolds grow extremely dragonlike old while being ruled by the rageamba committee

>>21712620
>>21712633

How about I leave, but my fetish stays?

Just kidding though, I have no such fetish, I just happen to think of stuff everyone else'd rather oversee or forget.

For example is there a limit to how much Smoothskin herself can technologically advance the society? I say yes, although most of /tg/ might disagree.

>>21712696
there is a limit, although if you have various shortlived generations there can be a lot achieved. if they indeed are isolated from all outside sources of technology, which is unlikely, it would go like i described earlier in this thread(im the assyriologyfag). and then you still have magic, which can do a fuckton to screw normal developement and jumpstart such things

>>21712721
>assyriologyfag

I appreciated it a lot, and to be honest, way more useful than most of the stuff I'd ever contribute to when it comes to Kobolds.

>>21712696
She can become a half dragon via Dragon Disciple. Kobolds worship dragons. With a single person in charge, their society can advance. When that person is a dragon, they can advance over the broken corpses of those who dared defy them.

>>21712846

Trying to make her less Mary Sue-ish here, so bear with me saying something outrageous here.

Same idea (single person in charge, advance over corpses of those who dared to defy them) could be applied to some of the dictators of the world. I mean sure one could take Hitler or Stalin as an example to justify the advancement of Kobold society.

But you could take the same idea and apply to Enver Hoxha, the Albanian communist leader or Yugoslavian leader Josip Broz Tito... and both Albania and Yugoslavia totally tech'd up and kicked everyone's ass technologically, right? Not really.

Point is, I agree she can help them with limited technological advancement, but beyond that?
And if she becomes Supreme-Über-Comrade-Chairman-Führer of the Kobold society, she has more important stuff to do than sit around and try to perfect weapon making.

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>>21712945
>Trying to make her less Mary Sue-ish here,
Fuck you dude.

>>21712945
Elves spend a hundred years before they become an adult, and kobolds generations are in, what, a bit more than a decade?
She'd still be a child as the kobolds raised her successive generation over generation, and most of kobold society is all taught by word of mouth.
What I'm getting at is that they're clever and probably pretty good at thinking laterally- which, if you have an entire society thinking laterally, means that the 'bolds are trying out ideas all over the place- most ideas which don't get passed down by word of mouth, but those same ideas would probably be remembered by Smoothskin herself. Ideas she'd be able to distill into something workable.

>>21712960

Always a pleasure.

>>21712969

Which is why I agree to them having some technological advancement which still isn't on par with Humans/Elves/Dwarfs but pretty ass kicking compared to other Kobolds.

I mean, look at all the different kind of craftsmanship there is, just off the top of my head:
Fishing
Sailing
Shipmaking
Mining
Metalurgy
Wood-crafting
Cooking

And probably a lot more, are you going to claim that she single handedly can advance every single one of those fields to far lengths within one lifetime?

One thing is for sure then, she didn't choose intelligence as her dumb stat. That is my last comment as for now, not out of spite though if that is what you think.

>>21713048
those kobolds would specialize. all she would have to do is organize and make sure that everybody gets enough food and technological advancement can start.

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>>21713048
Obsessing over "Mary Sue" is just paranoia and social anxiety dressed up in pretense.

>>21713048
What >>21713062 said, but you do have a point- things still definitely wouldn't be on par with humans, elves and dwarves, but I could see them hyper-focusing on, say, traps and food production, but completely ignoring sailing or shipmaking. Plus, at least one effect on the kobold clan's society would be that they're much more united than they were- having some sort of messiah as your ruler, no matter how young they are, is definitely going to have a unifying effect, maybe even to the point of other clans coming into the fold eventually.

>>21713062
>>21713094
The guy did say "singlehandedly", which wouldn't account for advancements done by the kobolds upon the stuff Smoothskin has made.

This concept sounds incredibly familiar
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Cute%20Mascot

>Born to master assassins
>Under the watchful eye of a party of adventurers who she probably learned a bit from
>Raised by several generations of sneaky motherfuckers

The party are inadvertently raising the world's deadliest hitman.

>>21713205
Also with a god complex from being worshipped by those kobolds.

OP's made a fucking BBEG.

>>21713226
Not to mention, they believe her to be a God, which makes them all the more likely to happily throw away their life for her.

>Henceman Inc.
>Using Kobolds as canon fodder since 1918

>>21712478
>>21712568
i suspect when she starts getting curious about boys and girls. she would command her kobolds to go and kidnap some locals and drag them off to some cave and ask what SNU SNU is.

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>>21711178
>>21711178
>>21711178
>>21711178
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>>21711178

Jesus christ, what the fuck?!?

>>21713568
well i suppose there is no way to combine adolescence, sexual awakening and elves without it becoming some kind of fetish fuel

Remember, elves are extremely passionate, and without an rigid society to temper her emotions, Smoothscale would probably be a roiling batch of FEELS. It doesn't help that kobolds are extremely excitable and that would only just add fuel to the fire that elf parents would have undoubtedly squelched.

>>21713643

Yeah, welcome to 2am last night.

>>21713676

Yeah, well, I am tickled by the idea that people have to read this monster of a thread to find out about that particular 2am nugget. I had to dig to uncover the truth about the evil. Let the other Gimlis find out about it too.

I am just disappointed that all through this there are only, like, two pieces of drawfaggotry and two "serious" pieces of writefaggotry.

STEP UP YOUR GAME, TG!

>>21713796
i support his claim. i would write or draw myself but i dont want to ruin this for everybody

>>21713858
obviously i meant this guy >>21713828

>>21713858

How bad could your stuff be?

I don't like the direction /tg/ went after last night.

Do we really have to talk about mating habits now? :(