>I apologize for letting the last thread 404, guys
>Morpheus is a bitch and I slept like the dead
>feel free to just copypasta your old answers, those of you who posted in the last thread

anybody care if i copypaste other peoples answers?

>>21700435

I don't particularly. Just make sure you attribute answers from tripfags to the right people, I guess.

Rolled 15

>>21700460
This was my suggestion.
http://pastebin.com/upSmzmRs

Also, you made me get a twitter. Goddamn. I've been avoiding that for years.

Rolled 6

Let's go get so drunk we don't remember our names.

I am not a loquacious man.

>>21700460
ok, anon answers first

>"Hey Zuli. Let's get a drink."

Then once we have both downed a drink

"I won't leave you behind. Especially if it's me that gets you into trouble."

>I hope fritz is okay because bros gotta stick together and stuff. By the way is minislime growing the more we feed her or is she staying her tiny self?

>>21695641
also voting this seeing as Zuli may have abandoment issues I think this should be comforting at least.

>>21700500
MY SIDES

another anon

>No! No groping.

>Not right now, anyway.

>We can do that only AFTER we've got them >both calmed down, sane and maybe even have >slept a little.

From 百式 (MS) !!1ITh5AyWMqG

Gotta agree with you on the no groping at the moment plan. Not until either we or a monstergirl with lay on hands / cure critical wounds joins the party.

Although the "No Monstergirls Left Behind" sentiment is nice. Maybe paired with "I'll stick with you girls as long as you'll have me, and probably longer - baring alcohol poisoning. "

Give Mini and Zuli some alcohol - they deserve it. Especially Mini. That thing with the guardsman was terrifyingly adorable.

We should also ask exactly how much shit we just caused for them, and if the fallout / ramifications necessitate their getting out of dodge, pronto, offer them asylum / protection in exchange for telling General Major Fucklaw 'The Man' Anderson all they know about the Glorian continent / kingdoms / political issues / monstergirl situations. These girls are intelligence assets, and the military loves those. Enough that they might, might overlook your 'I accidently a whole castle'. Also ask about Minerva, she's probably some kind of amateur world historian or magic buff, considering the volume of Volumes (Books, not boobs) she owns. Find our trusty shopping cart and load up on Books and Monstergirls.

Radio Fritz, and see if the Not-Bruces made it out okay. Johnson, Lopez, Bruce. Is there another one? Anyway, tell them you've secured the intelligence asset and will work to secure another before rendezvous at the edge of town / portal. And if they don't like it, tough.

Man, I feel sorry for Moira. We have brought that girl nothing but pain, and now she's probably lost her job over this fiasco. Zuli was just mooching off her own ability to intimidate / drink people under the table, but Moira had a career. Or at least a stable job.

Rolled 17

>>21700576
Gundamn.

I still got it.
*Blows on finger-tip gunbarrel*

If you use that, feel free to re-write it. I was on my phone, and a little rushed.

>>21700597
Much obliged, Mister Secretary General.

>>21700610
No problem, bro.

Yes! I'm finally present for one of these!

Anyway, let's go find the not-Bruces and Minerva, then gtfo.

I have spent the last ten minutes desperately arguing with myself whether or not to include Char's suggestion as a part of the official post.

Imma leave it up to a vote. What do you guys think?

>>21700951
The song and dance routine? Do it.

Rolled 1

>>21700951
I vote yes on the condition that alcohol is served afterwards.

>>21700983
YOU FOOL! YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!

>>21700983
STOP FEEDING THE HOBO KING!

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Rolled 10

>>21700951
Well, you obviously know what I think.

>>21700983
>[XxX] Imbibe Alcohol
Is permanently filled in as far as I am concerned.

Rolled 6

>>21700983
Drunk astley and vore never needed to happen... but you just had to leave dice on. You just had to roll one.

>>21700983
......I think my decision is going to be obvious at this point.

Rolled 2

>>21700983
Hahaha oh wow thread has just started and vore already? Also song and dance routine is a must.

Rolled 2

>>21701041
It shall be as horribly terrible as it is delightfully terrifying. It shall vore you subtly, with wine and song, enough so you'll not notice your epidermis melting until your skeleton shows though.

It shall be a vore of the most epic proportions. Rhal'Maan will refer to it for her next session with Max, it will be that awe inspiring.

Thanks.

>all these 2s

Goddamnit, I have to run off and pick up my aunt. I was nearly done, too.

I'll be back as soon as I can, guys. I hope it'll be worth the extra wait.

Rolled 7

>>21701712
Just you wait, while you're gonna there's gonna be a flood of twenties.

>>21701712
Hurry your drunk ass up. We need to
[X] imbibe liquor

>>21701766
I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying. Buncha fascists, you are. (hic).

I'm nearly back from picking up my aunt. The post will go up soon after I get back.

>>21702529
We are you, hobo king. And you are us.

Rolled 19

>>21702636
Everyone is a drunken hobo Elvis?

>>21703050
Of course.

As you're about to open your mouth, most likely with some charming line, you notice a man coming down the alleyway. He's dressed in modern clothes, black suit pants and undershirt, and a tan over coat that hangs open. His hair, a shocking orange.

He walks towards you, whistling a catchy tune that you can't quite remember the name of.

Then, music begins to blare out of nowhere. The three of you begin to look around confusingly, only to have your eyes fall back upon the man.

He smiles at you, takes a deep breath, and begins to sing.

"We're no strangers to looooove......"

You freeze instinctively.

"You know the ruuules, and so do IIIII......A full commitments what I'm. Thinkin' offff....you wouldn't get this from any other guuuuuy!"

The music is like a spell, entrancing you in it's melody. Your body tingles from head to toe, chills running up your spine as your head grows hazy. The song, it's so intoxicating. It makes you feel.....so free.......so glorious.....

....so erotic.

You turn dreamily towards Zuli and Moira, who have lined up on your side to listen to this musical master. They return your gaze, smiling lustfully at you with half-lidded eyes. In a moment, you are all sharing in embrace. Kissing, licking, nibbling at each other as your hands roam up and down and other's bodies, fondling, groping, caressing.

"IIIIIIIII just want to tell you how I'm feeeeeling....." The man croons, as he steadily walks closer to you.

The minislime begins to glide around all three of your bodies, her lightly acidic properties causing an tingling, tickling sensation. You all moan, losing yourself in the delicious pleasure.

"Gotta make yoou, understand......" The man stands before you, and yet you barely notice, so lost in the glorious melody and the pleasure from the sensual indulgence you are sharing with your companions.

The man's upper torso cracks, his head and arms folding back on flaps of skin and muscle as the cracks to expose a maw, full of tongue like protrusions, covered in suckers. The tongues reach out, beginning to wrap around your group and pull you towards the moist cavern. And even as you draw ever closer, slowly starting to slide into the maw, the man's head can be heard singing.

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..."

Your legs all slide into the mass of protrusions, as they lick and slurp at your flesh. You all shudder against each other, the first of the orgasms coming on strong even as your clothes and flesh begin to melt away.

"......never gonna run arroooound, and hurt you....."

The tongues are up to your necks now, your flesh evaporating even as you moan in tandem with the girls, continuing your lustful embrace, mingling your physical forms as you slowly dissolve. Your bodies are wracked in orgasm after orgasms, your juices running down even as they are greedily absorbed by your devourer and the slimegirl, who seems delighted to join in the liquid feast.

"Never gonna make you cry, never gonna saaaay goodbyeee....."

And even as your flesh falls from you, your bones wearing away into nothing and your essence being consumed, you all cry out in one last rush of pleasure, even as the mouth closes you into darkness, the last notes of the enrapturing melody drifting into your disappearing ears.

"Never gonna telllll a lieeee, and hurt yooouuuu......."

>The interesting challenges you manage to pose to me are always amusing, /tg/
>I do hope I live up to expectations

>>21703332
Oh god what.

>>21703379
The BEST kind of reaction

>>21703325
>>21703332
What the fuck am I reading?

Rolled 10

>>21703332
..... It's the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Rick Roll ALL OVER AGAIN.

Except This Time It Has _Tentacles_.

*twitch*

>>21703430
>>21703626
Your trauma tastes delicious.

>>21703626
shh, shh its going to be ok. just listen to this song it will be all ok.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Sorry, entirety of Thanksgiving guests arrived. Had to go around and give hellos and such. Working on the next post now.

Rolled 18

Just bumping to keep it alive.

>>21705708
I fear Hobo Elvis has succumbed the the Turkey. He now sleeps like many others before him.

>>21706280
BULLSHIT. Sleep? Sleep is something I only succumb to when I have no other choice. I was just stuck at the damn dinner table for a while. On the plus side, my parents gave me full unbridled access to their liquor stash since, and I quote, "not like they're using it, and you can probably mix a better drink than we can."

Thus, I now have gin and tonic, but in A FANCY GLASS! Which I will probably break before the night's over.

LET'S DO THIS!

Rolled 18

>>21706567
Heh. Knew you'd be back. You just can not resist the pure voretential.

If you break said glass, proceed directly to Thor. Do not pass the Liquor Cabinet (without taking another bottle).

>>21706691
My Name is the Hobo King, and this is my favorite policy on my bender.

I swear I'm not dead. Just......they lured me back to the table with chocolate mousse cake. Damn them.

>>21707516
>hesdeadjim.jpg

>>21708463
Eaten by a chocolate mousse-girl.

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>>21707516

Well, considering everything you've just been through, you know that no ordinary means will cheer these girls up and reassure them of your greatness. No, you must use a method of extraordinary and fantastic means. But what? Think, Lincoln, think! The fate of your monstergirls depends on this! But what could you possibly.....

Wait.

No.

But. No. But.....

.....It just might work.

And it's not like you can think of any better ideas. What else are you going to do, talk to them? Pfffft, yeah, like that'll work. No, only through the power of melody and valor can you pull through this situation.

"......well? Aren't you going to say somethi----" Zuli's slightly embarrassed, slightly annoyed comment is interrupted when you begin banging on a nearby barrel.

TH-THONK TH-TH-THONK TH-TH-THONK THONK THONK THONK THONK

"We're no strangers to looooooove......." you warble out, gleefully spinning around to face the bazonga-endowed red oni girl. You begin sashaying towards her in a grandioise manner. "You know the ruuuuules ,and so do IIIIIIII......."

"Ru-Rules? Lincoln, what the fuck are you---"

You duck around behind her before she can finish her objection/punch you. You pop up on her left side, sliding your hands around her waist as you sing smoothly a few inches from her ear.

A full commitment's what I'm. Thinkin' offffff......"

"W-W-W-WHAT!?!?" Zuli nearly squeaks her interjection, going completely crimson in an instant. You can almost feel the disbelief and embarrassment. Throwing out a charming smile, you slide over to sing in her other ear.

"You wouldn't get this from any other guuuuyyyyyy......"

Zuli makes an attempt to throw you off, but compared to her usual attempts, it's weak as a kitten. You use the momentum to pirouette away from her, stopping and posing in the middle of the alleyway as you raise your volume and begin an eccentric series of dance moves for the chorus.

"Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you doooowwwwn! Never gonna ruuun arrooooound, and hurrrt yooooou! Never gonna make you cryyyy! Never gonna saaaay goodbyyyeee! Never gonna tellll a liiieee, and huuuurt youuuuu....."

Moira, watching this unfold, bites her lip. She's not entirely sure why; I mean, this is completely, utterly ridiculous. Since she met him, it's been nothing but one fiasco after the next. It's just.......it makes her feel dejected. But......there's no way she could feel like that. Not for him. It's like this song: it makes no sense. And that kiss above the castle was just for good luck. Yeah. That's all.

And yet, as Lincoln continue to swing around like a drunken ice skater and Zuli continues to gape at him, blush in full view and growing redder by the second, she can't help but feel let down.

......That is, until you swing around to face her, a half lidded, seductive look on your face. Moira's eyes fly open with surprise.

You groove over to the shocked werebat, flashing her a wicked wink as you launch into the next verse, which you sing as you slink around her.

"We've known each other, for so loooooong, your heart's been aching but, you're too shy to say it!"

Moira's shocked face turns to one of extreme embarrassment.

"W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wha!?!?!?" She stammers, reflexively pulling her wings up to cover her face, her eyes barely peeking out from the space between her wings and her bangs.

"Inside we both know what's been, goin' ooooon....." You cease your circling in front of her, gently parting her wings to the side, leaving her staring at you like a bat in the headlights.

"We know the game and we're, gonna plaaay iiit!" You gently run your finger up Moira's throat to her chin as you deliver this lyric, a barely-audible squeak reaching your ears. Your grin grows broader as you wrap your arm around her shoulder while you grab her wingclaw with the other hand, spinning her towards Zuli in a tango-esque dance move as you continue to sing.

"Aaaaaaaand if you ask me how I'm feeliiiiiing......" Reaching Zuli, you stop Moira under one arm, pulling the obviously self-conscious Zuli next to you with your other.

"Don't tell me you're, too blind to seeee!"

"Never gonna give you uuup..." Zuli mumbles.

"N-N-N-Never g-g-gonna let y-you dooown...." Moira stutters.

"Never gonna ruuuun arooound and, desert yoooou!" You sing.

"Never gonna make you cryyy, never gonna say goodbyyyyee, never gonna tell a liiiee, and hurrrrt yooouu...." All three of you croon the final line.

The mysterious music fades out, leaving you the three of you grouped together in the middle of the alley. You have a grin wider than the Strait of Gibraltar. Zuli and Moira are redder than a bonfire.

..........and then.........

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!?!?" Zuli screams, sending you hurtling down the alley way with a punch that you're pretty sure broke the sound barrier.

>My family has finally stopped bothering me, sweet fuck
>Also, that post took me forever to make sure I was doing justice to the scene

>>21709242
>[X]imbibe liquor
>[X] feed minislime extra liquor
>[X] Explain the fuck that was like a badass
>[X] imbibe liquor
>[X] imbibe liquor

>>21709242
That ,my dear, was a Rick Roll.

>>21709251
it was a good post. Mighty good post.

>>21709242
That was the beautiful confession of a drunken madman. A wondrous sight to behold.

>>21709288
You're trying to destroy OP's liver aren't you?

>>21709328
Hey, the man just spent thanksgiving with his family. His liver is crying out for sweet release.

>>21709331

This man speaks the truth.

>>21709337
Got your back HK. Hold on, I have a song for this.
youtube.com/watch?v=rUQT4hykPd0

>>21709288
This, but with more liquor and more sharing of said liquor. Caring is sharing and all that bullshit.

>>21709242
>That, my dear...
>is how I 'Roll.

"IIIIII ammmm the muuuusic maaaaan...." you giggle insanely, having skidded your way down the entire length of a block. You clumsily grab for another flask and unscrew it, emptying it over your head. About half of it gets in your open mouth. The other half splashes all over your face. Ah well, minislime will get it.

"You.....you just....and then......you.....and the.....with the singing and........ARRRRRRGH! MAKE SENSE, DAMMIT!" Zuli manages to force out something resembling a complete sentence, utterly thrown into disarray with your little performance.

Moira says nothing. You can nearly see the steam leaking out of her ears, and that says plenty.

"That, my dear.......was a Rick Roll." you giggle again, even as minislime slides across your face to absorb all the alcohol you missed.

"THAT EXPLAINS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Where the hell did the music come from? Why the hell did I know the words!? WHY DID YOU WHISPER SWEET SENTIMENTS IN MY EAR, YOU BASTARD!?!?" Zuli instantly slams her hands across her mouth after this statement, but it seems to be a bit too late for that. I mean, not that you didn't already know. But it was fun to watch her pretend.

Though to reward her honesty, you feel it's only fair to offer some of your own.

"Because I care about you." You simply state.

Zuli's eyes shoot open in abject shock. Her hands grip tighter over her mouth.

"And you too, Moira. I care about both of you."

Aaaaaand there goes Moira's eyes as well. Though it's hard to tell; she's almost complete shielded behind those glorious wings of her's at this point.

"You both have been two of the best individuals I have ever met in my entire life. I know I've been a walking trouble magnet for the both of you most of the time, but I'm willing to at least try to be slightly better, if it means keeping you both around."

The girls stare at you, looking as if they cannot believe the words coming out of your mouth. Having not been struck dead yet, you bravely soldier on.

"Moira, I owe you my life, and I will gladly pay back the favor if that's what you want from me. You have made my life brighter since you came into it, and I hope you let me bask in that light a little longer. Zuli, I came after you because it would have killed me inside if you had died. I want to understand you more, and I hope you can give me that opportunity."

You pause to take a deep breath, deciding to lay it all on the table. You right yourself, bending on one knee as you lower your head.

"You two are amazing, and I want to stay with you as long as you'll allow me. I'll stay with you until the alcohol poisoning eventually destroys me. ......I beg you to allow me that privilege."

And for one, long moment, everything is completely still.

>>21709533
did...did we just start a poly relationship with two monster girls? WITH A RICK ROLL? We are like unto GODS!

>>21709533
"I'm sorry I'm married to my work." And that's how the postal system NTRed us.

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Swinging by the say you have the best quest thread on /tg/ right now. Keep it up man

>>21709636

Your compliment flatters me, and I will strive to live up to it.

>>21709533
So, uh, are we supposed to do an action? Because I still say we should
[X] feed mini-slime

>>21709654

Good to see my excellent engrish is still with me. I'll be lurking

>>21709689
She now feeds through osmosis. Any booze we consume she gets a share of.

>>21709689

I'm nearly done with the next post, just gimme a second. I'm on a roll for once.

>>21709705
SHE DESERVES HER OWN BOOZE AFTER THAT LAST STUNT.

Zuli is the first to break the silence. She sounds neither dramatic nor dignified about it.

"D-D-D-DON'T YOU FUck with me........" She trails off, unable to maintain her usual fire, she's so embarrassed. "Do you even realize what you just said, you outrageous drunken fool?"

"If you mean 'lets have tons of sex and children either forever or until I eventually dissolve from the ethanol I ingest', then yes. And yes, I extended the same offer to you, Moira. Just to make that clear." You state flatly from your position on the ground, wearing a cheerful grin.

"H-H-H-How can you even say something that ridiculous!? There's a limit to your drunken stupidity, Lincoln!" Zuli weakly protests, though the emotional sucker-punch from your straight-out confession prevents her from bringing up the full force of her usual emotional defenses.

"I'm not hearing a 'no'." You smirk.

"D-D-Don't kid yourself! Do you really think that would work out!? I mean, you can't possibly tell me that would be fair to Moira here! And I won't even think about it if you're going to make her unhappy, you stupid---!"

"Ummmmm....." Moira manages to barely make herself heard from behind her wings.

You both turn to look at her. Zuli with surprise, you with expectation.

"Actually.....I'd be alright with it......if that's okay, I mean....." She softly whispers, ducking her head behind her wings again the moment the statement has escaped her lips.

>>21709762
That sounds like a yes to me. It's time celebrate with booze.

>>21709762
You still have that thing where you drink every time we choose imbibe liquor?

>>21709795
Gin and tonic is delicious, if that's what you're asking.

>>21709802
Good. Sorry if I kill you with alcohol poisoning.
[X] imbibe liquor
[X] imbibe liquor
[X] imbibe liquor
[X] imbibe liquor
[X] imbibe liquor
[X] imbibe liquor

>>21709817
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

>>21709823
Aaaaaaand cup done. That was a "finish drink no matter the alcohol content" command, if I ever heard one.

Rolled 7

>>21709817
>>21709785
Seconding.

Rolling for number of drinks before someone passes out.

>>21709762
also,
[X] Turn to Zuli with excited look in eyes

Shame most of the other tripfags aren't here for this. Especially Char; I'd love to hear what he thinks of what I did with his idea.

>>21709835
That was more verbose way of saying Chug Chug Chug.

>>21709876
Char would be flipping shit. I wonder what PN would think

Rolled 17

>>21709876
Aww, I feel left out. I've been here every single thread, rolling you as many 1's as possible!

>>21709910

Papa-N? Papa would probably be more amused at the ridiculous amount of vore I've been writing recently.

>>21709921

Your contributions to this thread are both noticed and greatly appreciated, Anon. If you want a tripfag towards which I can specifically direct compliments besides "I love you anon", may I suggest "God of the Crit Fail"?

>>21709939

May you be blessed with rolls of the Vanguards.
The dice gods do indeed favor odd champions

>>21709990

Your specific trip greatly pleases me, Illusive Man. How long have you been lurking, if I may ask?

Rolled 20

Roll to suduce Zuli

>>21710028

Well, if that wasn't going to be the outcome before......

Rolled 1

>>21710028
GLORIOUS

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>>21710006

Eh 3-4 threads at least, job keeps me busy mostly. My Quest died a slow death, I really couldn't keep interest.

>>21710028
>>21710032
I dont even have a fucking reaction for this level of rage.

Rolled 10

>>21710032
>>21710039
Muhahaha! Anon strikes again!

>>21710032

So, nothing changes then. Woopee.

>>21710034

What was your quest about, if I may ask?

Rolled 14

>>21710032
Damn you Anon!

Rolled 6

I WILL AVENGE THEE FATHER

Rolled 3

>>21710028
Ha I really am the god of victory...
>>21710032
Never mind

I know this is out of the ordinary for me, but just stop rolling guys. This part will turn out fine, I swear. Plus, I don't want to have to try to top Rick Astley-themed vore in the same damn scene.

Rolled 13

>>21710053
>>21710064
Nat20 get!

>>21710087
Fine. But we will expect that to be exceeded at some point in time.

>>21710097

I'm slightly insulted that you underestimate my passion for megalomania and insane ideas.

>>21710048

As my name suggests, Mass Effect
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Mass+Effect+Quest

Was moving towards a rules light, story driven game, people seemed to like the characters for the most part, I'm just not a great writer. I'm a player at heart.

>>21710101

Also imbibing coke and rum in tribute of our noble hobo. Onwards to greatness!

Also this thread needs a drawfag like seriously bad.

>>21710100
Just hurry up with the god damn Zuli sexytimes.

>>21710101

I can honestly say I'd love to run a Mass Effect Quest at some point.

But I swear to god it would just be about some asshole mercenary jetting around the galaxy in whatever near-condemned ship he can find (or extremely expensive ship he can steal), searching the galaxy for a cure for his implant-induced schizophrenia, which in him causes him to produce local biotic storms that will eventually tear him apart.

>>21710123
IT's COMING, GODDAMNIT. Eventually. You really don't think I'd be that nice, do you?

Translation: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

>>21710134
I'm not sharing my booze. Ever.

>>21710134
...
Did you seriously read 2.0?
You almost nailed the goddamn plot

>>21710142

But I will share mine with you, because I know that the agonizing wait will make it all the sweeter in the end.

>>21710151

Wait, really? That's fucking hilarious. But no, I've never read it. Shame, if that was the plot.

The look on Zuli's face following this statement from the terminally bookish batgirl is absolutely. It's beyond describing in its shock.

Yours is priceless as well, but much easier to describe. It's full of triumph, lechery and win. ESPECIALLY win.

The leer you direct at Zuli the next instant sends her into full-on panicked denial mode. Not that it'll help her; you know how this is going to end, and your Hobo Will cannot be denied.

"Y-Y-You can't be serious, Moira!" She frantically scrambles for some kind of excuse. "I-I-I-I mean, it's LINCOLN, for Glorian's sake! You can't possibly expect me to believe you'd be happy sharing this idiot!"

Oh good. She doesn't even realize she's implied that she's interested. God, you're never going to get tired of this woman.

"W-W-Well.......werebats already have a sort of.....s-s-sharing mentality.....when it comes to mates.......a-a-and.....Lincoln's been the first person I've met w-w-who's been this nice to me, even if he can cause a lot of trouble sometimes...."

Zuli sputters, unable to believe the statements coming out of the batgirl's mouth, even as they shut down her retreat routes.

"Y-Y-Y-You can't be serious!? I-I mean, it's not like we're talking about sharing booze here! There's all sorts of intimacy and relationships stuff....and-and-and we'd have to deal with each other all the time! We don't even know if we'd get along! And-and----" But the punches apparently don't stop for Zuli, as Moira hits her with another bombshell.

"W-W-W-Well, I-I don't think we have to worry about that too much......I-I-I-I mean........" She fidgets with her wingtips for a few seconds before continuing. "I-I-It's not like I don't.......find you......a-a-attractive."

She looks to the side bashfully. Zuli looks like she just got clubbed with a brick.

You, on the other hand, look like you just won the lottery three times in thirty seconds.

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>>21710190
Asshole Merc, Ex Alliance military, went insane and developed multiple personality disorder, rolls for personality, just flies around the galaxy trolling the dice gods and whatever poor dumb motherfucker happens to get in the way.

>pic related

>>21710232
nice. A human doing a line of red sand off an asari strippers chest. not bad.
>>21710221
HOLY FUCK YES. GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE JUST HIT THE MOTHERFUCKING JACKPOT OF MONSTERGIRLS, A TSUNDERE RED ONI AND AN ADORABLE BATGIRL! not to mention MNISLIME FEEEST OF POWER! There is only one suitable action
[X] imbibe liquor

>>21710232
Hmmmmmm. Well, while that sounds hilarious, you do need to remember that one of the most important rules of quest thread is that there does need to be an overarching plot them, with a somewhat defined end point, no matter how flimsy the premise or loosely defined the ending is.

Meh, tell you what. When I eventually finish HoboQuest, I could potentially think about running it for you, or at least ghostwriting it, if you so feel inclined.

>>21710262

Yes, yes. Since you were so patient while I ran around doing Thanksgiving stuff all day, I gave you all a bookish bisexual batgirl. Join me in toasting this wonderful concept.

>>21710301
Son, I would buy you a distillery for that post.

>>21710267

Sounds excellent, read up when you get the chance. If you're still interested I'd be honored.

>>21710262
[x] Imbibe liquor
[x] Activate swagger

"M-M-M-ME!?" Zuli squeaks out, nearly falling over as backs against a nearby wall.

Moira still looks embarrassed, but ventures a glance at the busty red oni to gauge her reaction. And....something else.....but....no way....

Holy fuck. SHE IS. Moira is ogling Zuli. You know ogling when you see it.

THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY EVER.

"Heheheheheh." You snicker, rising to your feet as you fix a predatory gaze on Zuli. She swings her eyes to you in a complete panic, looking totally backed into a corner.

"Just give it up, Zuli. You would have been hard pressed to say no with just me. But with the addition of Moira.....you're much too valuable a woman to let get away." You smirk, deliberately letting her see you run your eyes up and down her body. She eeps and wraps her arms around her breasts in an uncharacteristic display of shyness, not that her arms can do too much to conceal those magnificent breasts of hers.

"H-H-Hey! I'm not some piece of meat for you two! S-S-Stay back!" She continues her weak protests, even as you continue to approach her with deliberate slowness.

You sigh heavily. This girl really can't be honest with herself, can she? I mean, there's being a tsundere, and then there's denying yourself an opportunity out of sheer disbelief and stubbornness. This is something else; and it's sure as hell not healthy. You'll have to break out the sure-kill weapons. You can't leave her like this.

"Zuli." you state with emphasis. She eyes you warily, her eyes wide with both fear and nervousness.

"You're beautiful."

"------!!!!!" A strangled sound escapes her lips, her hands flying up to her mouth as if to stop the release of any words that might betray her.

"You don't need to be afraid of me. I promise. I swear, as long as I live, I will never hurt you."

Zuli clenches her hands ever tighter over her jaw, even as traces of tears begin to form in the corners of her eyes.

"And I swear, as long as I live. Both you and Moira. But you most of all, because I would know how much it would hurt you. I will never lie to you."

The tears are beginning to fall from Zuli's eyes. She's scared, scared of not just the situation, but having any kind of relationship with anyone. How long has she pushed people away since she lost her family, her sister? Years? Decades? No friends, no family, no lovers?

You can't let this go on. You won't. There's only one way you can think of to end this. And that's to hit her with the most powerful weapon of all. You mentally prepare yourself to let loose the weapon that cannot be unfired. And then you say it.

"I love you."

And then you're flying backwards, Zuli's lips smashed against your own as she nearly tackles you, tears streaming from her closed eyes.


.....Yes, it has been a good day, indeed.

...suddenly, soldiers! Mood-killing soldiers everywhere!

>>21710455
>If you had kept that nat 20, I would have had to let you resolve the situation without dropping the L-word, leading to less risk on your part
>So I'm happy because this is more interesting and amusing
>for me

>>21710455

Fucking right, bottle of rum just got finished off.
Right on Lincoln, you smooth talking ladies man.

[x] Imbibe more liquor
[ ] Drunken shenanigans

>>21710488
If the DM starts laughing, its already too late.

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>>21710540

Rolled 5

>>21710455
Time for drinking!

>>21710560
Also, that>>21710315 distillery comment? I retract it. I will buy you the liquor company of your choice for >>21710455.

Welp, you said it. The great nuclear option of amorous wordplay. You can't take it back now, unless you're alright with being castrated.

But you know what? You don't really feel like taking it back. Not with a deliciously hot red oni's tongue halfway down your throat and all.

She relentlessly makes out with you for a solid minute, and what a minute it is. Her tongue darts everywhere, licking, caressing, as if she's trying to get as much of your taste as possible. You fight back valiantly, but this is passion born out of pure emotion; it's impossible to keep up.

And then she wrenches herself from your mouth with a gasp, staring up at the sky even as you look up at her from the ground.

......aaaaaand then your eyes roll down to her tits. You'd be lying if you didn't say you have priorities in life.

"..........you win."

"Eh?" Your eyes suddenly fly back up to her face.

"I said, 'you win', you jackass. I'll try this weird three-way-relationship-thing you're proposing. Not like you'll leave me alone even if I do." She grumbles, glaring at you. Though she looks much less scary with the massive blush on her face.

You grin, craning up you neck to give her a quick peck on the lips. "You've got that damn right, you sexy red oni, you."

"Pervert." Zuli mumbles, climbing off of you, brushing the dirt from the alley off of her torn clothes. You should probably find some way to get that suit repaired; it looks really good on her.

You clamber up from your position on the ground, giggling. You still can't believe how well this worked out. Not that you don't believe you can milk this further.

.....Speaking of which.....

"Enjoy the little show, Moira?" you smile coyly at the batgirl, who eeps at the obvious implication. She flutters her wings in slight alarm, face going beet red as she stammers for an answer.

"I-I-I-I-I wasn't---!----I-I-I-I mean!----I-I-I- didn't----but----well----I-----but you------and she--------It was----!" She trails off, but you manage to catch her muttering something under her breath.

"Whaaaaaaat was thaaaaaat~~~?" You drag out in a sing-song voice, your tone dripping with obvious enjoyment.

"t ws vy ht." She mumbles, still staring at the wall rather than you. Zuli is staring at her at this point, facial expression a mixture of dumbstruck and embarrassment.

"I caaaaaaan't hear yoooouuu~~~~!" Oh, if there is a hell, there won't be a circle hot enough for you. You'll deal with that later, though.

".......it was very hot." Moira finally manages to force out, looking almost ashamed of saying it. Well, you can't have that.

"Awwwwww, Moiraaaaa. Don't look so upset." You then turn your voice from one full of sympathy to one full of devilish promises. "I promise you'll get to join in next time too."

"Eeeeeep!" Yeah, she's a lot cuter when she's just embarrassed. Though you can tell by the peaks she's trying to sneak at both you and Zuli through the spaces her wings don't cover that she's definitely not appreciative of the idea.

You laugh, feeling better than you have in a loooooong time. Though to be fair, you're not sure many people have ever gotten their lives to a point this good, so it can probably only get better from here.

"Alright girls, it's been a long day. I think we could all use a drink."

Zuli snorts, cracking another of her rare smiles. "I think that's the first good idea I've heard out of you all day."

"Besides loving you?"

"I-I-I-Idiot! Don't keep saying it!"

"I-I wanna hear it t-too...."

"I think it goes without saying that I love you too, Moira."

"E-Eeeeeep!'

You laugh, tilting your head back towards the sky. You snake your arms around each of the girl's waists, starting to guide them towards the main thoroughfare.

"Well, I think we're off to the tavern then. A good stiff drink or twelve will help us all relax."

"Sounds good to me." Zuli smirks.

You chuckle again. Moira and Zuli give you an odd look.

"What's so funny that you keep laughing like that?" Zuli looks at you, slight suspicion creeping back into her eyes. You respond with another giggle.

"Because I've got a beautiful batgirl on my left, and a gorgeous red oni on my right. And thatm my dear...."

You reach down and pull out a pair of sunglasses from the supplies clipped to your pants, snapping them open and sliding them over your eyes.

",,,,,,Is just how I roll."

The girls stiffen as they feel their asses being simultaneously groped.

..................

You proceed to contemplate how much faster air travel is, as you hurtle through the air in the direction of the tavern, courtesy of Air Zuli's Fist.

>>21710705
Alright, now we gotta find out what happened to the Bruces and Fritz. soon as we drink enough to not be knurd.

>>21710733
They're probably still dealing with the fire we started.

>>21710778
Hey, we didn't start THAT fire. I think

shit bro how did i miss this?

>>21710803
Because I am the most unpredictable OP ever, considering I can't even tell myself when I get each post up.

>>21710810
Drunk bastard.

>>21710837
Flattery will get you nothing but vore.

>>21710842
I don't have enough tissues for that.

Zuli and Moira stride into the tavern, and immediately are set upon by the eyes of everyone inside. The tavern goes quiet for a brief moment, only for the volume to resume at a slightly lower pitch. Zuli's presence apparently causes a stir wherever she goes, and that's WITHOUT the batgirl hesitantly clutching her arm out of sheer nervousness.

Zuli marches up to the bar, Moira in tow. The bartender grins half-nervously at Zuli. Probably hasn't forgotten what happened the last time she was in here. It's surprising he managed to replace all the furniture so quickly.

"Aaaaah, Zuli. What can I get you this time?" he begins to pour a drink in anticipation of her request.

Zuli smirks. "You know it, old man. And one for my friend Moira here. Oh, and one for Lincoln, I suppose, whenever he manages to show up."

The bartender, in the process of pulling out two more flagons, raises an eyebrow.

"You mean him? The one over there?" He gestures with a quick motion of his head towards the other side of the bar. Zuli and Moira turn around to look.

"Ggggggggghhnnnnnnnghh." You groan, half-buried under the pile of wood you made when you crashed through the roof. You really should have figured that Zuli wasn't going to suddenly do a 180 in her personality because of one sappy confession. You'll remember that next time. Hopefully. Or at least remember to dodge.

>What do?

[ ] [imbibe liquor and radio Fritz]

[ ] [imbibe liquor and ask bartender about signs of soldiers]

[ ] [imbibe liquor and attempt further ass-grabs]

[ ] [imbibe liquor and head to Minerva's]

[ ] [imbibe liquor and imbibe MORE LIQUOR]

[ ] [other]

>>21710919
[ ] [imbibe liquor and radio Fritz]
[ ] imbibe liquor and head to Minerva's
[ ] [imbibe liquor and imbibe MORE LIQUOR]

>>21710919
[X] [imbibe liquor and head to Minerva's]
[X] [Ass grab while pretending to stumble]
[X] [Take some booze as a bargaining chip against Minerva]

[x] [imbibe liquor and imbibe MORE LIQUOR]

fuck this shit we will stretch this fun time until we will face the fucks we did either it will come tomorrow or in the next 5 min.

Heaving yourself free of the pile of debris, you stumble to your feet as you shake the splinters and shingle fragments off. You then make a beeline for the bar, gratefully nodding at the bartender as he slides a drink your way as you approach.

"To our future 'cooperation.'" You grin saucily, lifting your flagon high. Zuli snorts, rolling her eyes as she raises her flagon to meet yours. Moira just blushes and stares at the floor, not even looking as she uses both wingclaws to bring her drink to meet yours.

With a clink, you and Zuli down your drinks in one fell swoop. Moira tentatively sips at hers, making a weird face at the taste.

"I-I-It's different from before..." She hesitantly comments, apparently unsure if that's a good or bad thing.

You scoff, already on your third ale. "There's all types of alcohol, Moira. You should try them all, because you never know which ones you're going to like."

Zuli, stops mid-chug to give an incredulous look at Moira. "What the hell? Moira, you talk like you've never had ale before."

Moira shakes her head. "I-I haven't. The only alcohol I've had before was some that L-Lincoln gave me right after I first met him."

Zuli eyes you up with a look of speculation, making sure you're good and nervous at her gaze before finishing her drink. "Introducing a girl to her first booze, Lincoln? Maybe you're not as terrible of a guy as I thought."

"Your opinion of me will only get better with time, my dear." You say in a teasing voice, your hand edging closer to her amazing derriere.

"Drop the hand or lose it, Lincoln."

"Dammit."

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>>21710946
Epic Rick Roll Status: ACHIEVED. Win Status: Maximum. Holy Shit I Can't Believe That Worked: Yes.

Bueno.

My only regret is being asleep when it posted. My phone has no memes to describe the feels.

>>21709876
I shall second this most excellent suggestion.

-40 MINUTES LATER-

"(hic) Now that's mor' like it." You giggle, finally happy to back in the realm of drunkenness. All that adrenaline from the castle nonsense had really burnt through your buzz.

"Yoooou said it." Zuli gives a satisfied sigh, tossing her finished mug onto the sizable pile the two of you had managed to accumulate. The bartender gazes up at it, and can only give it an incredulous sigh and a rueful shake of his head.

"(hic)....no faaaairr.....you guysh drink sho mush fashter than meeee....."

ALERT. ALERT. DRUNKEN BISEXUAL BATGIRL IN A POSTAL UNIFORM. SITUATION REQUIRES IMMEDIATE ATTENTION.

You nearly wrench your neck out if its socket turning to look, while Zuli peers curiously over your shoulder.

Moira is slouched over slightly in her high chair, wings splayed out on the two chairs on either side of her to keep her balanced, or maybe she just feels lazy. Damn, you've never realized how massive her wingspan is. She should be a pimp, with how many bitches she could fit those things around.

In front of her lies five empty flagons, with a sixth currently balanced on her face as she greedily gulps it down. It falls to the side and hits the floor with a clatter, the last dregs of the ale scattering as Moira giggles.

"You know what guysh? I'm acshully looking forward to thish." She gestures with one wing claw, letting out another giggle. Well, it is only her second experience with booze; of course she'd be a lightweight.

"What do you mean?" Zuli asks, cocking an eyebrow. She gets another vague gesture in response.

"Thish. You. Lincoln. All of ush. Whatever advensure Lincoln deshides to drag ush on. I'm exshited for it." She smiles at the both of you, though her half-lidded gaze brings into question what she's thinking about.

Zuli's face darkens as she makes panicky shushing noises at Moira. "Sssshh! Sssshh! We can't talk about....THAT here!" She whispers fiercely. "Not in public like this! People will talk!"

"Psssssssh." Moira lets out, obviously unimpressed at Zuli's discomfort. "I don' care. Let 'em talk. I don' care anymore. I probably jusht losht my job, and I'm drunk, and I now have not one potenshial mate, but two. I can talk about whatever I want."

"Oh holy fuck, your job!" You suddenly start, the bottom dropping out your stomach. "Will they really fire you over going missing from work like that?"

Moira hiccups, gazing lazily at you. "Ish not your fault, Lincoln. I could shtill get back in time before they mished me, but if they found out about the fiashco at the cashtle, they'll throw me out." She sniffs, turning her eyes to Zuli. Grinning wolfishly, she pushes herself up off of her chair, swaying what hips she has as she heads directly at the sexy red oni."

Zuli looks at her in alarm, her well-honed sense of self-isolation alerting her to another potential breach. "Moira? What.....what are you doing?"

Moira grins. "I've had a hell of day, Zshuli......and now I wanna enjoy my rewardsh....."

And with a quick motion, Moira hops up, straddling Zuli's lap, and lands her lips smack-dab on Zuli's own.

You of course, remain completely calm and collected at this specta----

Oh goddamnit, mouth, you have to ruin everything. How can you look dignified when you WON'T STOP DROOLING!?

Obvious solution: occupy mouth with something else.

...sip.

Rolled 18

>>21711600
Oh dear, send them to a room while we grab some beer to go, then join them!

Rolled 8

>>21711600
WELP. Radio Fritz about how he's missing all the fun.

You immediately begin slurping at your flagon of ale, watching this magnificent scene intensely.

Zuli's eyes have gone wide with shock, her lips only half responding to the treatises of Moira's own. That is, until Moira uses her fangs to drag along and slightly pull at Zuli's bottom lip. Zuli's eyes lid slightly, and a slight moan escapes her lips, despite her best efforts. Despite her ever darkening blush, she gives in to her weakened inhibitions, beginning to return Moira's assault in earnest.

Moira is the one to moan this time, happily indulging in the pretty oni girl's ministrations. Apparently feeling bold, Moira slides a hand up Zuli's side, trailing it onto her breast, which she then proceeds to squeeze lightly. A slight whimper escapes Zuli's mouth, and the red oni girl doubles the ferocisousness of their make-out session, retaliating by cupping and massaging at Moira's comparatively smaller breasts.

You would honestly give anything to have a camera right now. Did you seriously manage to convince these two to share you? You are luckiest man alive and you will rapemurderfuck anyone who attempts to take these two away from you. Man, you have GOT to tell Fritz abo----

OH FUCK FRITZ AND THE REST OF THE SOLDIERS WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM.

Panicking, you rip the radio out of your pocket (though still refusing to take your eyes off of the delicious debauchery in front of you) and begin to twiddle the dials. You begin speaking into the transceiver.

"Fritz? Come in Fritz, this is Lincoln, Hobo Extraordinaire, come in Fritz."

The reply back is almost immediate.

"LINCOLN! Where the fuck have you been!?!? I've been trying to reach you for over an hour now! We were about ready to write you off as KIA! Where the hell are you now!?"

Fritz sounds frantic. That can't be good. "Uhhhh.....I'm in the tavern with Moira and Zuli. Why----" Fritz cuts you off mid-sentence.

"FUCK! The fucking TAVERN!? You need to get out of there, NOW!!! We managed to escape the castle, and we grabbed your shopping cart for extra supplies on the way out, too. But you need to GET OUT OF TOWN AS FAST AS YOU CAN! We've been running reconnaissance from a nearby hill, and the soldiers are going door to door looking for you! Someone in that tavern probably went to alert them already! You need to get the hell out of town as fast as possible, bring any intel you might have grabbed, but you NEED TO MOVE! GO! NOW!"

You pale visibly. You have a total of one shot left in your S&W 500. Add that to the flintlock pistol, and you have......well, one useful shot and one extremely inaccurate shot. That's nowhere near enough to take on a group of guards.

Goddamnit, this is such a tragedy to break this up. But if you want to live.....

"ZULI! MOIRA! PROBLEM! WE NEED TO GO, NOW!"

Moira tears herself away from Zuli's lips for a second, leaving the oni girl dazed. "Ehhhhhh?" She draws out the question. "But we're having sho musch fun, and we'd barely gotten shtarted! You didn't even get to do anyshing!"

"We've got soldiers looking for us in town! They could be here any minute! We need to MOVE!"

Zuli's eyes go from half-closed to wide open in a second as her face contorts in horror. "SOLIDERS!?" She shrieks, leaping up from her seat. "We need to get to Minerva's!!"

"Erm, were you not listening? We need to get out of town! Why the hell would we need to get to Minerva's? Even if they did hate her, would their spears actually do anything...?"

"You idiot! Do you really think that Lord Farnsworth is going to show mercy after being attacked like that and finally having a reason to get rid of me? He'll go after Minerva too, I know it! If we don't get there before the guards do, they'll burn her whole home to the ground! Spears may not work on a bubble slime, but fire sure as hell does!"

Your face is aghast, once again struck dumb by the flimsily-justified cruelty of the humans of this land so far. There's no question now; you have to save Minerva, unless you want the mental image of her screaming for help as her home and possession burn around her to be heavy on your mind.

"Alright, fine! We go to Minerva's house and get her the hell out of town with us! Zuli, lead the way!"

Zuli barely takes a moment to nod before she flies out of the bar, barreling down the street with you close behind, and a drunken Moira haphazardly weaving overhead.

It's a race against time now.

Aaaaaaand I'm going to stop for now, as I really need to get some sleep. If the thread's still alive when I wake up, I'll continue where I left off; if not, I'll start up a new one.

As a reminder for anyone who doesn't know, follow @HoboRiftQuest on Twitter if you want updates on when the next thread has gone up. Be warned though, as it has been known to be somewhat unreliable.

Rolled 12

>>21711816
Ah, but will the soldiers even stand a chance against the cuteness that is Minerva and her regiment of Mini-Slimegirls?

Minerva: Ara ara~... I never have this much company!

Soldier A: Get it off! Get it off!

Minerva: Should I make tea?

Soldier B: It burns! Oh god, why does it BURN?

Minerva: ...or maybe snacks?

Soldier C: Oh god, it's eating my eyes!


Also: does 'Race Against Time' require a Roll? Putting one on, just in case.

>>21711887
.....and I go to my sleep laughing my ass off. Good show.

>>21711887
It would be so hilarious if we actually arrived to a scene like this.

>>21711903
>sleep
FUUUUUUUUUCK
YOOOOOOOOOU
JUST AS I GET HOME AS WELL

>>21712022
You're lucky I hadn't quite yet fallen asleep, and that I have a 4chan browsing app on my phone.

I hate when I inadvertantly do this to people. As compensation, I offer you a free monstergirl of your choice to be in the story.

>>21712106
Kitsune? Lamia? An Alrune maybe?

Bluh, so many delicious monstergirls, why do i have to choose?

>>21712106
I only really like slimegirls, and the adorable minislime and Minerva are enough for me. Thanks for offering tho'

>>21712106
She's going to be appear only in passing, being slaughtered by a bunch of soldiers pursuing Lincoln, isn't she?

And then you will drink in his despair and taste his tears.

>This isbotion
I'm sure it is captcha, I'm sure it is.

>>21712144
>>21712145
If neither of you can decide, give the chance to someone else, dammit!

And are least one of you is taking credit for a post that isn't yours. Not cool.

>>21712183
Eh, I'm alright with giving it up. Like I said, I only wanted slimegirls, and I already got given them.

>>21712188
I am very disappointed in your lack of ambition

>>21712213
Eh, monstergirls aren't /really/ my thing, at least not to the extent of the average fa/tg/uy. I'm in the quest more for the writing style and funny as fuck shenanigans.

I don't even fap to the vore sequences, but they are hilarious

Rolled 15

>>21712225
Neither do I.

This is sad because I am the main cause of them.

Alright, SOMEBODY better pick a monstergirl, or I'm awarding the pick to myself. And I GUARANTEE I will use the power of this pick in manner that is......not entirely pleasant. You know exactly what I mean. Don't pretend you haven't been reading.

You are faced with a decision: pick a monstergirl, or give the Hobo King one free carte blanche card to do WHATEVER HE WANTS for a character.

>>21712255
I'm cool wi' it.

Rolled 1

>>21712255
I will pick an alrune for him.

>>21712225
I cant really say monstergirls are my favorite thing either about this quest either, infact i didnt even know they were part of the story when i started reading, but if they're gonna give me monstergirls i might as well run with it.

yeah i always giggle when i see a one because i know its going to be hilarious when the vore comes

Rolled 9

>>21712267
Well I guess we know what she'll do when she turns up...

>>21712267
You have the worst/best luck ever bro.

That's an achievement I guess??

>>21712255
dont you ALWAYS have carte blanche to do whatever you want with a character seeing as how yourn the DM?

>>21712106
[x] fluffy tail

i don't care how many tails i JUST want fluffiness in game.

>>21712267
You people seriously know how to give me the best of both worlds, don't you?

>>21712304
thats why you love us

>>21712303
[x] plus one for the fluffy

>>21712303
Aw shit, bunnygirls I can get behind

>>21712269
Monstergirls, while I personally like them, are a good way to create added conflict and interesting dimensions to the story. The more species you have, the bigger the chance they'll all start fighting.

>>21712332
dont act like you dont just wanna post smut and vore

>>21712291

I try to stick to established rules I made for myself. Avoid making characters that are essentially one dimensional excuses for HUEHUEHUE, as that only serves me and not the story. Only do vore on crit fails, otherwise you'd all be buried underneath a neverending tsunami of HUE and nothing would ever move forward. Make sure that there's at least some sort of ending point kept in mind while writing, even though Lincoln will take eleventy billion and two detours along the way. Stuff like that.

>>21712342

I'll be the first to admit I will gleefully throw those in when the chance presents itself. However, smut and vore alone do not a story make.

>>21712393
Quite. Now when do we get more of it?

>>21712303
You can't really expect me to believe you thought I would leave out the important element of fluffy, do you?

>>21712412
When the right opportunity presents itself.

Rolled 8

>>21712442
how about.... now?

Rolled 5

>>21712457
nope.

Rolled 19

>>21712442
So, in 8 hours and three shots of "the good stuff", then?

Rolled 2

>>21712463
son are you even trying?

Also i think i thoroughly enjoy this thread enough to start tripfaging

You know what we could do to keep threads bumped? Have something where we roll, like, 3d20 each bump, and if all of them come up maxed, we get a monstergirl request.

...nah, that's a terrible idea. We'd hit autosage in no time.

Rolled 8

>>21712493
meant for
>>21712468

Rolled 15

>>21712523
Doesn't matter - you're all still failing anyway.

Rolled 15

>>21712548
have faith my child

Rolled 15

>>21712553
>>21712548
Double 15s in a row!

...if only this were Orge Civ Quest.

Rolled 2

>>21712581
>>21712553
>>21712548
this is a sign

Rolled 1

>>21712595
Yes. However, it reads 'This is not the sign you' re looking for'.

Rolled 9

>>21712608
OH GOD DAMN IT, ME!

Rolled 11

>>21712608
Theeeeeeere's the sign we were looking for

Rolled 14

>>21712608
you've made us proud

Rolled 9

>>21712608
We still have a couple hours to roll a twenty.

Rolled 15

>>21713155
Not on my watch.

>>21712255
I'll say Moira as a first choice, but the idea of having Moira and Zuli as a two-for-one special is awesome. They agreed to it already!

Personally, I'm not a huge fan of Minerva, so is a Zuli-Moira combo acceptable with the previous things already going on?

Rolled 12

>>21714071
I think THK meant 'Insert new monstergirl race not previously seen here'. Like Lamias or Alarunes, or Giantess'.

Besides, we're trying to hook Minerva up with Fritz.

Rolled 3

>>21714112
OH. In that case...

Dragongirl!

Rolled 18

>>21714161
No we need monster girls for each Not-Bruce and Bruce.

Rolled 13

>>21714769
Fritz: Minerva. 'nuff said.

Lopez: Feisty, hot Salamander Senorita.

Bruce: Why cant I hold all this Lamia?

Johnson: KEEP YOUR MIND ON THE MISSION, GODDAMN IT!

Dave: I'll take a-

Johnson: NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU, DAVE!

Dave: Aawww~.

Rolled 12

>>21714928
I wanna give Johnson a lizan. I just imagine him getting attacked and subduing her questioning her and letting her go. He is then stalked for the rest of the quest. Dave I have no idea about.

Rolled 20

>>21715039
I don't even remember if Bruce #3 got a name. I know there are five of them - I just checked the archives. But we've only got names for 4. The guy who suggested naming them all 'Bruce' to begin with also suggested the last one be Dave, so I've used that as a place holder until Der Hobo King tells us what's what.

maybe a Jurougumo for Dave? Shapeshifting Archacne girl with a meek personality? They could fade into the background together, holding hands. It'd be cute.

Rolled 1

>>21715158
Yesssss, or a snow girl, because.

>>21715324
You've doomed the not-bruces to get vored.

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Rolled 13

>>21715324
God damn it. i had finally managed to negate my own one, and now look what you did.

Well, nothing for it but to ::PREEMPT THE VORE WITH VORE::

http://pastebin.com/niqt0y8w

>maiden psightai

Surprisingly apt, Capicha.

Rolled 1

>>21715459
Y'know I'm a bit surprised at that. On the other hand we don't even remember his name so it doesn't matter that much right? Right?

Rolled 16

>>21715493
Now the dice are taking the piss.

>AHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>I'M SO GLAD I DECIDED TO LURK A BIT BEFORE POSTING AGAIN
>DELICIOUS CRIT FAILS EVERYWHERE
>I'd like to think you would make Papa proud, /tg/

>>21715484
>http://pastebin.com/niqt0y8w
I am both aroused and horrified at what happened.

Rolled 13

>>21715548
HA!

>>21703387
You were right.

>>21715548
It's......It's so......IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL

Rolled 10

>>21715593
You know what the best part is?

>>21715548
I am also impressed by your insistence that we actually dole out monstergirls to each member of the spec ops. You do know that some of them may just prefer humans, right? Your generosity is impressive though, considering you're all making the choices for a character who is an unstable, alcoholic, womanizing lunatic that only manages to be acceptable because he is balls-out about all of his decisions and opinions instead of hiding them.

It's going to be amusing when I dump even more emotionally unstable monstergirls on you people to deal with. You think Zuli has issues? you ain't seen nothin' yet.


>>21715548
Besides the guffaw-worthy vore, a lot of the dialogue brought into perspective how absolutely FUBAR-inducing Lincoln is to normal conduct. It's easy to get used to crazy if you write it for too long.

This makes me resolved to torture Johnson even more, of course.

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Rolled 11

>>21715608
I wrote that to cover my own Critical Failure.

You still have two 1's to play with.

Have fun!

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>>21715641
I would like to ask that at some point we meet a militant lizard girl.

>>21715649

......huh. You know, that's an interesting rule ya got there.

You know what? What the hell.

As of now, if any of you roll a crit fail and want to avoid the vore: you can only do so if you write it yourself. Otherwise, you leave it up to me, and you KNOW I'll try to make something that will haunt your nightmares forever.

"Weee're no strangers to looooooove.......~~~"

Rolled 9

>>21715641
>Prefer Humans
Like they have a choice. Aside from Dave, because not even monstergirls care about Dave.

>>21714161
>>21715669
Lizardgirls, who are some of the more rigidly "honor-bound" sort of people. Dragongirls, who are rare, immensely powerful, highly prideful, will only submit to someone more powerful than them, and can turn into an actual MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON.

.........why of COURSE I'm not thinking of using these to unleash immense devastation upon the land and the main character, why would you even ask that? You don't trust me at all, do you, /tg/.

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Rolled 19

>>21715674
>Dave's Face When it is reveled he is actually a well renown super-spy sent by the Queen to investigate "all this portal nonsence".

>>21715672
Addendum: If the vore is not sufficiently amusing, I write my own anyway. you have been warned.

Rolled 17

>>21715724
I was really just writing it to keep amused, and hopefully amuse The Hobo King.

I also pastebin all my stuff so if it is not liked / accepted / appreciated, it doesn't clutter the thread.

Am I further amused that you're allowing the 'write your own vore' thing.

Well, more fuel for the fires of Vore, right?

After a brief pause of space and time, you flip back to full awareness of your surroundings. That was weird. For a moment, you had a weird dream about Johnson and an Alrune. He turned out pretty hot, too. Oh well, such an improvement would be wishful thinking.

Now, where were you?

Oh right. Running to save Minerva from being burnt alive.

RUNNING RUNNING RUNNING RUNNING RUNNING

[Roll 1d20 for epic sprint time]

Rolled 16

>>21715800
I am the wind.

Rolled 7

>>21715800

Rolled 9

>>21715813
Like the wiii~nd~!!!!

>whormat shall
... Capicha. What the fuck?

Rolled 14

>>21715713
Bugger. I'll have to take a rain check for my two but you'll have them within twelve hours.

Rolled 6

>>21715852
The mat of the whor is not to be underestimated.

Rolled 18

>>21715966
Guess not.

Our Beloved OP appears to have wandered off again.

>>21716451

Such is my nature, good Anon. I was actually off brainstorming. I am confident in my ability to incorporate good ideas that you guys throw at me, I just sometimes have to spend a little while in contemplation to make sure I incorporate them in a way that isn't retarded.

.....well, isn't bad retarded. You know, the kind that's not funny, as opposed to the kind that's hiiiilarious.

>>21716507
No, 'sall good. Wasn't a criticism, just an observation. I am well aware of your...how shall I put this...unreliable tendencies?

No, sounds too accusatory. But you take my point.

>>21716525

Unreliable is actually too nice. I prefer the more honest "scatterbrained, booze-drinking, HUE-indulgent moron". Because it's a longer title, and everyone knows that makes you more important.

You fly down the road like the wind besides Zuli, the flapping of Moira's wings heard above. As is her drunken hiccups and giggling. While you usually frown upon lightweights, as long as she keeps making out with Zuli you think you can let it slide. Heheheh. Slide. Yes, you think they'll be a looooot of that soon. But only after you make sure Minerva is safe.

You pour all of the drunken power you can into your legs. The houses blur around you as you roar down the street. You are not like the wind. You ARE the wind. My god, you're so fast! This is amazing! It's incredible! It's----"

"Lincoln, what the FUCK are you doing!? We have to get Minerva out of here, and you're acting like a dipshit!" Zuli yells at you from the porch.

You then notice that you've been at Minerva's for a while minute and a half now, and have been spending that entire time upside down in the middle of the street, flailing your legs in the air like some sort of demented phantom cyclist.

......Sadly, it appears you are not the Flash. On the plus side, it appears you are very, VERY drunk.

"Oh goddamnit, of all the men I had to get involved with, it HAD to be this one." Zuli groans, facepalming as she shakes her head.

"You know you want meee, you know I want-cha......" You sing giddily, still upside down.

"CAN WE PLEASE GET BACK TO GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!?!?" Zuli roars, her knuckles cracking audibly as her fists clench in rage.

"Heeheehee! The world ish upshide down!" Moira laughs, hanging from the roof.

Getting up from the ground, you stumble over to Zuli, mentally figuring that Moira will be safer outside where she can easily fly away if trouble comes. You give a few quick knocks on the door for courtesy's sake even as you slam it open, Zuli right behind.

MINERVA! ARE YOU ALRI----" You then proceed to be struck absolutely silent at the sight in front of you.

"O-Oh my."

What you're looking at.....you're not entirely sure. It's hard to tell where Minerva begins and the feral slimegirl ends, they're so twisted together. What you CAN tell, though, is that Minerva's face is staring at you from between what appears to be the feral slimegirl's legs. And the feral slimegirl has that veeeerrry familiar sort of hue to it. Kind of like when you......OH MY GOD SHE STILL HAS THE HARD LIQUOR IN HER. She must have not had the ability to absorb it being separated like she was.

............You're really not exactly sure how you should interpret this situation. You do, however, know that if there was ever a time to take pictures, this would be one of them.

>What do?

[ ] [make snarky remark]

[ ] [flee the house screaming about slimegirl lesbians]

[ ] [grope Zuli for reassurance]

[ ] [ignore situation, inform her of danger]

[ ] [imbibe liquor]

[ ] [other]

>What?
>Did you think that vore scene with the minislime and Minerva
>Didn't have any kind of hints at all?
>GUESS AGAIN, BITCHES
>though I'm pretty sure you still won't guess this one correctly

>>21716951

[x] Imbibe liquor
[x] make snarky remark
[x] ignore teh situation, inform her of the danger

>>21717022
Seconding.

>>21717022
thirding, with another
[X]imbibe liquor

>to make sure I incorporate them in a way that isn't retarded.

b-b-but... but thats why I like this quest...