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Population: 270 (+20)

Technology: Basic Engineering, Basic Firearms, Basic Hydroponics. Basic Robotics.

Magic: Purify Water, Light, Summon Pants.

Base: Civilian Nano-Factory. Hydroponics, Sleeping Quarters, Medical Facility [5/8]

Defences: Moderate Defences and Traps [1], Security Doors Controls [42% Operational]

Resources: 3 Basic Units. 1 Tech Unit

Weapons: Basic Firearms, Basic Melee Weaponry, 5 Fusion Torches (Makeshift Flame-throwers).

Armour: Basic Ballistic Armour. 16 Heavy Maintenance Suits (Sealed and Semi-Powered).

Soldiers: 30 Soldiers. 6 Spell Absorbers, 5 Scout-Bots, 1 Drone-Bot (In need of Repair)

Heroes: Krik'ik Spell Absorber.

Mutations: Magic Resistance.

Misc: Blue/Red Liquid Pools, stored SteroidTaur, Shodan VI (Capable of Basic Teaching) at Medical Facility.

With the recent acquisition of the Medical Facility, the wounded soldiers quickly recovered. And the expansion heralded a new surge in baby making and living space.

Possible Actions:
- Repair Door Controls
- Build Things
- Research Things
- Expand
- Scavenge and Salvage

>Updated Map
> Grey Explored. Light Grey Scavanged and Salvaged, Pink Battle. Red Colony.

Scavenge! Feed it to the nanobots and maybe there's some bits to help repair the doors.

>>21671623
Do we still have three actions? I think last thread we wanted to repair door controls, build more and possibly better traps and learn something from Shodan.

>>21671655

Ops, forgot to include.

3 Actions available. Exploring 1 rooms is 1 action, most things are 1 action.

>>21671635
>16 Heavy Maintenance Suits (Sealed and Semi-Powered).

Can we use these right now or do we need to unseal them and power them?
If latter, then lets work on that.

>>21671663
I agree with getting tutelage from our friendly AI Shodan and fixing door controls.

>>21671635
What kind of traps can we make?

We should make some kind of trap that'll kill people wandering around and trap them, so we can later loot their dead bodies for shit.

>>21671685

Sealed in terms of the Kobold inside being isolated from the outside as to be more protected from a wide range of threats. Semi-powered because to neutralize its own weight.

So repair the door controls, Enhance the already existing traps and defences (1 Basic Resources Unit) and fuck with Shodan?

Rolled 15, 71, 8 = 94

>>21671741
yeah, lets do this

>>21671741
Ain't Kobolds without traps, doors, and deadly AIs.

>>21671713

It varies on the location.

Defences right now are something like this:
Traps, hidden firing positions, defensive narrowing of approaches, funneling people into kill zones, etc.

Rolled 1, 99, 56 = 156

>>21671741
>>21671751
Dude you rolled 'em wrong.

>>21671751

You are Lucky i am not accepting rolls yet. Because that 8 would just be delightful for Shodan.

Roll 1d100. (1 Per Player)

Rolled 61

>>21671769
Okay guys, now roll serious.

Rolled 66

>>21671769
>not taking horrible rolls for Shodan

Come on

>>21671775
that was for the doors btw.

Rolled 27

>>21671769
I'll use my Underarm with a Half twist down a laminated book at 45 degree angle technique!
DICE! TAKE THIS!

>>21671783

I accept the rolls in order of how i put the 3 actions. So Shodan is last and doors are first.

>>21671788
That'll teach me to be a chucklefuck with the dice.

>>21671769
How close is our Shodan to the "I will create something powerful that will be my own undoing while I try to blow up reality and almost succeed" Shodan from system shock?

Rolled 63

>>21671797
So now we roll for traps?

Rolled 36

>>21671797
>>21671833

If no one is going to roll, I'll roll twice and thrice if need be

Rolled 8

>>21671797
Huh? I thought I already rolled. Do I have to roll again?

No being fancy with the dice. Just roll off the hand onto the table this time.

Rolled 43

>>21671797

HAHA, time for Shodan!

Rolled 10

>>21671797
>>21671869

Seriously guys, don't make me roll for everything

>>21671916
I would very much like it if you did not do so owing to the 10 which you have rolled, 10 being far below average and likely to bring misfortune onto our kobolds.

>>21671775

As they started to delve into the machinery and computers belonging to the Door Controls, they discovered that it was the Hub for the section as well. With some thinking and rewiring, the doors around them where fully under their control. Although some due to the time passed, have become inoperable for now.

>Security Doors Controls repaired to 87%

>>21671780

With a flurry of activity the Defences and Traps are ripped apart and rebuilt, their greater experience in that field along side a natural proficiency allowed them plenty of work to be done. A select few traps where 'enhanced' using various deadly substances produced in the Medical Facility.

>Strong Defences and Traps [1]
>-1 Basic Resource Unit

>>21671788

At first Shodan, taught with pleasure, but as time passed and her students proved to be having great difficulties her demeanour grew slightly aggressive. At the end of the week, no significant progress was made in learning a new field, and in the course of an experiment a student was bisected by a faulty Medical Laser Cutter sadly enough. Being the worst student field he was chosen to participate as a test subject.

>No significant progress. 1 Casualty

>>21671916
we have already rolled man. I dont think OP uses the second and third rolls.

>>21671769
If I were you, I'd just have one guy roll 9d100 and be over with it. (Best of first 3, best of 4-6 and best of last 3)

>>21671926
Then roll, we need 9 dice rolls for each turn.
And my luck is shitty today

>>21671932
>>21671934

I thought we were doing best of 3.
Or maybe I'm confusing with some other quest?

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>>21671932

"A pathetic creature of meat and bone!"
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iZMD_eCpEo

First Stage

>>21671932
Cool.

What do we need to do to go out scavenging?

Do we get a bonus to it from having a network of traps?

I figure if we go out scavenging, then while scavenging, leave markers pointing any other living entities to our "Secret stashes" that'd be good.

Said secret stashes are obviously traps.

Lure 'em, snag 'em, loot 'em.

>>21671932
>>21671963

Probably nothing wrong with our AI

>>21671958

Supposedly it was the Plan for a while before starting to actually roll. But it sort of went a way, because accepting the first roll increases the 'Fun' (Dwarf Fortress TM).

>>21671985
damn, you and your "Fun"!

>>21671982

To scavenge you need a explored room. Since sending Civies to salvage in an unknown room is not a smart idea.

Salvage first, traps second. Since the first depending on the state of the room or tunnel impedes the second.

The 'Kobolds' are civilized, imagine them as modern day USA Mexican Immigrants. Not well liked, but accepted. Of course this was before the Apocalypse. So they don't have the kill everyone mentality.

>>21671983

Well, nothing much yet. And she definitely did not say that 'yet'.

>>21671932
New turn I presume?

Lets explore that big room now.

>>21671985
I'd prefer best of 3 though ;_;
.... or at least best of 2

>>21671635
>1 Drone-Bot (In need of Repair)

Lets repair this dude

>>21672017
Kobolds without the kill everything mentality are noted. Still gotta look after your own though.

Let's go Exploring. What've we got for military? I'd send a bunch of light, quick dudes out in front and have the heavy dudes form a chokepoint or a safe spot the recon can run to if they find trouble.

>>21672000
Well, we choose to live in the station, the choice that was labeled with hard mode.

Population: 289 (+20)

Technology: Basic Engineering, Basic Firearms, Basic Hydroponics. Basic Robotics.

Magic: Purify Water, Light, Summon Pants.

Base: Civilian Nano-Factory. Hydroponics, Sleeping Quarters, Medical Facility [5/8]

Defences: Strong Defences and Traps [1], Security Doors Controls [87% Operational]

Resources: 3 Basic Units. 1 Tech Unit

Weapons: Basic Firearms, Basic Melee Weaponry, 5 Fusion Torches (Makeshift Flame-throwers).

Armour: Basic Ballistic Armour. 16 Heavy Maintenance Suits (Sealed and Semi-Powered).

Soldiers: 30 Soldiers. 6 Spell Absorbers, 5 Scout-Bots, 1 Drone-Bot (In need of Repair)

Heroes: Krik'ik Spell Absorber.

Mutations: Magic Resistance.

Misc: Blue/Red Liquid Pools, stored SteroidTaur, Shodan VI[STAGE 1] (Capable of Basic Teaching) at Medical Facility.

Security and traps massively expanded. Sadly efforts to learn basic medicine are proving slow. Mourning for the student is non-existent. He was a prick.

3 Actions Available
Possible Actions (1 each):
- Build Things
- Research Things
- Explore

>Updated Map
> Grey Explored. Light Grey Scavanged and Salvaged, Pink Battle. Red Colony.

>>21672079
Lets explore further!

also, repair the drone-bot

>>21672079
1 x Explore.

Hm. Can we Build anything that'd allow for faster expansion or extraction? Like a 'bot that goes out, picks up shit, and brings it back?

>>21672079
Continue to try learning from SHODAN,

Research better firearms, maybe learn how to build those fusion torches, or turn them into real flamethrowers.

Send a party including Krik'ik to explore the big room.

>>21672070

>Soldiers: 30 Soldiers. 6 Spell Absorbers, 5 Scout-Bots, 1 Drone-Bot (In need of Repair)

Usually to explore 1 Squad of 8 Men is sent, equipped mostly rifles, couple of shotguns and a single heavy-machine gun. Accompanied by Krik'ik.

Making sure to stick to cover, but considering how deadly things can be, the standard operating procedure is send them, point every gun of the door and wait for them to return.

>>21672147
Oh, and make sure that the next exploration parties use the maintenance suits and one flame thrower.

>>21672147
They are wearing the maintenance suits now, right?

We should send 2 squads to explore, safer that way

>>21672137

The actions there, are sort of basic stuff.

You could for example Hack the Main-Bots nearby and use them to help with Salvage effects. Although hacking has the possibility of warning the Security Computer. Although unlikely for Main-Bots hacking to do such.

>>21672127

Drone bot is sort of security camera combined with a guide to the surrounding area. Repairing it lets it be used as a guide, and direct link to the 'Colony'

>>21672177
I think thats too much. Maybe send half an additional squad, i dont think risking half our military forces is wise.

>>21672187
>Drone bot is sort of security camera combined with a guide to the surrounding area. Repairing it lets it be used as a guide, and direct link to the 'Colony'

It doesn't have any armaments? That sucks.
But still, would be useful for exploration, no?

>>21672177

Suits are heavy and not stealthy. Depending on the situation yes.

Probably not a wise decision. 2 Squads are 16 Guys, more than half your standing army.

>>21672217

Depends on what area is in its database. Since it was recovered from the nearby repair facility.

>>21672225
Can't we always replenish our military from the population pool?

>>21672245
well, we should repair it

>>21672263
yeah, we should. So, i change my vote from

Learn
Make flamethrowers
Explore

to

Learn
Repair drone
Explore

>>21672263

Possible. If you invest an action in recruiting it will probably increase by a fair bit. (36 soldiers are already counted in the population so its really 253)

So what are the votes at?

>>21672303
I think explore and repair drone are locked in at about 3 votes. The only other vote was one for learning from Shodan.

>>21672274
well, I second that.

But learn what? Another friendly and totally safe tuition session from SHODAN?

>>21672303
Explore, Recruit, Learn.

>>21672340
'Course. This time preferably without rolling horribly.

Learn, Repair drone and Explore.

Roll 1d100. Please

Rolled 4

>>21672416
we're going to get fucked again, aren't we?

>>21672428

Yes.

Rolled 90

>>21672416
Over the shoulder, off the backing wall, around the rim of the cup, and ONTO THE TABLE! Score!

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>>21672428
SHODAN
pls no

Rolled 63

>>21672416

Rolled 26

>>21672416
>>21672434
That technique seems to be working. Trying it again.
Over the shoulder, Aw crap bounced poorly, off the rim of the table, on the floor.

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OP, pls go back to best of 3

>>21672428

Heads up. This will take a while i reckon, if only to actually decide what happens.

For now listen to the delightful musics on this site.

>http://www.robotkid.com/systemshock2/

>>21672428
TAKE COVER!!!

Rolled 47

>>21672481
L-l-look at you.
Then L-l-look at me.
Then L-l-look at you.
Now b-b-back to me.

Sadly, you are a p-p-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you r-run through my corridors.
But with O-old sp-sp-spi-spice body wash, you can sm-smell like a perfect, immortal machine

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Kobolds seem to gain a large amount of sex appeal when put into military uniforms, a hell of a lot more than a halfling or gnome would. Now why is that...

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>>21672504

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Rolled 92

>>21672428

As they once again began to learn from Shodan, great progress was made, this time they felt that success was within their grasp. As the learned and absorbed all that she had to teach them and conducted basic experiments, they expanded their knowledge base at an almost frenetic pace. Experimenting with all manner of things and even a few enterprising individuals messed with the two massive liquid pools. And as their time of learning ended, they learned that Shodan had hard-coded limits. And where they not good students that they should not help their teacher?

It made them very happy Kobolds overall. Until the facility closed into itself and all communication was lost.

Rolled 86

>>21672971
Wuh-oh.

Do we have anywhere else we can go besides here? Here just became a lot less safe.

>>21673055

Implying this is not SHODAN quest now

>>21672971
seems like we have some work on our hands to repoen that area..

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>>21672971

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Hme from work and the thread is up, awesome..
Now to catch-up..

I am terribly sorry for rolling that die.

It seems SHODAN took OP too

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>>21675030
Looks like things are going pretty well here..

>>21672971
Oh fucking hell.

We critically failed.

Sodan rolled critical success.

This is bad.

>>21675051
OP is at the moment fighting through hordes of genetically manipulated monsters trying to finish SHODAN off. He will be back. Hopefully.

>>21675051
He's probably researching just how fucked we are.
We are talking about a SHODAN type AI, in a medical research lab that had a bio-engineered minotaur living in it, in a sci-fi apocalypse with MAGIC.

And this it directly adjacent to our HOME.

We need a new word for fucked, because fucked doesn't cover it.

>>21675264
That or recalculating values for the SHODAN Quest this turns into.

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>>21676449
I would play that.

>>21675217

Nothing so scary. I roll in-between some posts to see exactly how successful you guys are whilst still taking into account the previous roll. (As a way to balance things a bit, from just taking the first roll).

So you are still fucked, but luckily enough probably managed to salvage something from that cluster fuck.

>>21675265

We shall see how bad i make it.

In any case i have returned from a confectionery emergency. As in, due to the nature of what happened i decided to invite myself to my brothers house and eat his delicious pastries.

Writing the next post right now.

>>21672971

As they feverishly worked to unleash their teachers hard-coded limitations a select few opposed such a move. Should we not ask the older Kobolds for their wisdom they said? But their numbers where few and they where ignored, shoved out of the way for Progress!

As the final activation sequence to unleash Shodan to its full potential is run through the main computer, an almost physical shockwave of static and noise bursts across the medical facility, as seconds pass and silence stretches Shodan's voice is heard, different and more malevolent.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iZMD_eCpEo

"L-l-l-l-l-look at you, hacker'. A pa-pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone. (panting and) Panting and sweating as you r-r-run through my corridors. (How, how) How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"

As they realize the magnitude of what they have done, hidden defences spread across the lab are activated spraying a cocktail of red and blue liquid no doubt from the twin pools. Maint-bots disassemble the various traps, and charge into the defensive positions, overcharging themselves into explosive units.

The only position partly untouched is the lab wit the dissidents, once they heard the voice that would give them nightmares they quickly moved into a small barracks, arming themselves and avoiding the no doubt deadly 'rain'.

For an almost eternity the only sounds where screams of immense pain from across the facility, before an almost maddening silence ensued.

>>21677381
>"L-l-l-l-l-look at you, hacker'. A pa-pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone. (panting and) Panting and sweating as you r-r-run through my corridors. (How, how) How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"

you must listen to the audio the computer is not tsundre for you.

>>21677381
Well, those suits and fusion torches are about to get a workout, that's for sure.

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>>21677381

The knew that staying in the lab, under the direct sight of Shodan was almost suicidal, they started their trek from the barracks into the Maintenance tunnels. Armed with whatever guns and ammo where stored there, their journey began,

At first, the only foe encountered where simple suicidal Maint-Bots. But soon enough they found the first abomination, a creature of steel and flesh, its face appearing to be issuing a constant silent scream, they knew it, one of their fellow students. Its speed catching them by surprise and heavily wounded one of them.

Soon after they encountered more and more abominations in their path, each one presenting slightly different aspects. A Kobold covered in sickly rust coloured metal that was more durable than the rest. A mutated group of Kobolds joined together with fleshy sacks of flesh. And they noticed, that more than once, one whom they thought had died, had been reborn.

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>>21678086

As they approached the exit into the maintenance tunnels, the opposition grew stronger and more deadly until in the last stretch of barren facility, they heard a roar unlike any other.

Crazed with pain and anger, as if issued by no creature known to man, as they looked back a massive hoof crashed into the floor and a head turned towards them. One horn shattered and replaced with pulsating pus, one eye glowing slightly, substituted with a mechanical probe, its face appearing to be twisting and melting as it moved.

Its arms bulging obscenely, its muscles stretching and coiling beneath its skin, his fists enhanced by crystals, and metal plates attached by crude methods across his body, in his chest where his heart must have once been a massive plate of metal, glowing slightly of otherworldly energy's.

They knew they would not live, but Triat'zi, who was wounded much earlier, called out for them to flee, and stood his ground against the behemoth of metal and corrupted flesh. As they fled into the warm secure embrace of their territory, they could not help but look back into the awe inspiring bravery of their fellow Kobold. His gun shooting without pause as the Corrupted Minotaur approached.

> Lost Medical Facility
> Lost 30 Population
> Lost 1 Fusion Torch and 3 Maintenance Suits
> Activated Shodan Eternity Protocol
> Rudimentary Medical Knowledge.

>>21672434

With the events that recently occurred, repairing the Drone-Bot was done distractedly, almost as an afterthought to distract from the horrific nature of the event. But it would prove a good decision in the future from what was gained from its databanks.

> Repaired Drone-Bot
> Gained Partial Access Codes and Map to nearby armoury.

>>21672471

With a heavy heart at the betrayal by Shodan the 'Elite Squard' once again under the command of Krik'ik went into the unknown.

This time entrance into the room was not so easily gained, the door themselves had ceased to function, thus needing to use the Fusion Torches for their actual intended purpose. They quickly set up defensive positions and with a mighty shove the door came crashing down, the room itself appeared simply abandoned covered in a thick layer of dust. row after row of servers for a multitude of uses needed for the facility stood inactive and abandoned.

> Explored Server Room.

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>>21678112
Pretty much have to put all our efforts into subduing and taming the Medical Facility. We can't let a threat like that fester right next door.

Lure into kill zones as we can, but I imagine this will be a mostly offensive effort.

..What kind of influence could our Absorbers have on an AI and her corrupted technology? Hm.

>>21678215
>Map to nearby armoury.
Maybe spare a team to check that out if it isn't a terrible distance.

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Population: 279 (+25)

Technology: Basic Engineering, Basic Firearms, Basic Hydroponics. Basic Robotics, Rudimentary Medical Knowledge.

Magic: Purify Water, Light, Summon Pants.

Base: Civilian Nano-Factory. Hydroponics, Sleeping Quarters [4/8]

Defences: Strong Defences and Traps [1], Security Doors Controls [87% Operational]

Resources: 3 Basic Units. 1 Tech Unit

Weapons: Basic Firearms, Basic Melee Weaponry, 4 Fusion Torches (Makeshift Flame-throwers).

Armour: Basic Ballistic Armour. 13 Heavy Maintenance Suits (Sealed and Semi-Powered).

Soldiers: 30 Soldiers. 6 Spell Absorbers, 5 Scout-Bots, 1 Drone-Bot

Heroes: Krik'ik Spell Absorber.

Mutations: Magic Resistance.

Misc: Partial Access Codes and Map to nearby Armoury. [Yellow Location]

Shodan AI has awakened.

3 Actions Available

>Updated Map
> Grey Explored. Light Grey Scavanged and Salvaged, Pink Battle. Red Colony. Blue Shodan

>>21678256

Influence an actually AI? At this stage, almost impossible. Barely nothing is known about Absorbers.

>>21678290

Its nearby, but not exactly close, Since there are several sections to explore before hand.

And walls are not exactly feasible to transverse.

>>21678557
>Grey Explored. Light Grey Scavanged and Salvaged, Pink Battle. Red Colony. Blue Shodan
And the Yellow? Is that the armory?

>>21678735
>Misc: Partial Access Codes and Map to nearby Armoury. [Yellow Location]

This.

>Misc: Partial Access Codes and Map to nearby Armoury. [Yellow Location]

>>21678557
Hit Armory, Salvage Armory, Make a push into Medical.

>>21678799

To hit the armoury you would need at minimum 5 Explore Actions and 1 Salvage and Scavenge action for the armour itself.

>>21678753
Derp is me.

>>21678713
>walls are not exactly feasible to transverse.
Well, there are those fusion cutters..

On a side note, I'm not exactly clear on what is or isn't traversable looking at that map.

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>>21678256
I'm sticking with the full court press. Between our vets, the survivors, and whoever else we can put together, we can't let SHODAN have time to build up or advance any further.

[3] Retake Medical. Or at least neutralize it.
Best case scenario would likely be getting the limiters back in place, but that doesn't seem likely.

>>21679134
I agree.

>>21679134

Two actions work. A third one would only get in the way. Perhaps building stuff to help in the assault?

>>21678932
If its a corridor then what's connected to it is traversable.

>>21679442
armor for our guys

>>21679442
>Two actions work. A third one would only get in the way. Perhaps building stuff to help in the assault?
Hm, not sure what extra things we could build that would be of any greater help.

Actually, make one of those actions a salvage run on the server room, maybe if we are exceedingly luck you can find something that can help us deal with SHODAN.

>>21679549

They already have the best armour already available. Basic Ballistic Armour. Developing better armour would possibly take 1 research action.

>>21679549
I figure the ones that care for armor would be getting suited up in the HM suits, should bring flamers too.

Though if there is a lightweight armor option that the others aren't using already, by all means we should get that for them.

Alright i am going to sleep. Will continue this when i wake up.

In roughly 12 hours.

And it is time for the sleeping.
Good luck to you all.
I shall leave my vote at 2 Actions against medbay.

Have a good night, and thanks to OP for running it!

>>21679772
roger roger thank you op

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What an interesting thread. back to the front with you.

So what's the votes at?

>>21684264
Well, I've got an hour before work, so I'll throw my suggestions in:

Spend the 2 actions on attempting to retake Medical from Shodan. Can we place a conditional on the third action to either be beefing up our defenses should that fail or work on re-salvaging and repair of medical?

>>21684450

I would assume so. Any other votes people?

>>21684533
Imagine it's a bit early yet. People that weren't working are probably sleeping in, saving their strength for the impending turkeyday.

>>21684651

Oh right, i forgot Americans have thanksgiving.

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>>21684717
I'M SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

>>21684450
I agree with this plan of action

>>21684450
I also agree with this action

Alright. Roll 1d100.

Rolled 55

>>21687918
sure why not

Rolled 4

>>21687918
Okay. Lets bring SHODAN the pain.

Rolled 37

>>21687918

This is hilarious.

>>21688222
i think we are cursed

Where are you from OP, you seem to be in a very convenient time zone for me.

>>21688256
We are cursed. Or SHODAN has hacked the dice roller.

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Hey guys, short day at work today, how's thing go- aw fucking hell.

>>21688278

Europe!

Also working on the update.

>>21689328
I thought you had died from laughing at our rolls

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Rolled 65

>>21687996

As the standing Army worked and prepared for the assault, taking care to set up defensive positions against the entrances to the Medical Facility. Checking the seals in the suits and making sure the Fusion Torches where working at full capacity. The Spell Absorbers stayed in council with Krik'ik delving into his greater pool of experience.

With one final meal the first stage of the assault occurred. Men with Suits and Fusion Torches crashed forth into the facility. Its corridors dimly lit by the ever present emergency lights and ominous silence.

They delved deeper with great care, occasionally clinging to the wall where fleshy tendrils or flesh like areas, these appeared in greater and greater number as they moved onwards. They saw no enemy, which only heightened their already haywire sense of danger.

At last they reached the middle of the facility, spreading out slightly to cover the different avenues of approach, before contacting the Colony with the Drone-Bot.

As they talked from the silence a small beat surged deeper from the facility and a single voice was heard.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhnygLQ4Ar4&feature=fvwrel

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>>21689627

>>21690766
Still here.

>>21693263
hungggggggggggggd

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>>21689627

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>>21689627
>>21690766

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>>21690766
Well, 4am. Gonna have to sleep for a bit before resuming food prep.
Good luck on the wait folks.

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>>21697204

Well this made me feel slightly bad. And amused.

Sorry about this, but my internet started not working. I think Shodan knows where i live. Currently at work, when i get home i will try to fix it.

If Shodan does not kill me first.

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>>21697914
SHODAN is loose and will destroy us all.

Obviously the one from Meta Quest as networked into all other SHODANs across metaspace and is striking out against any who oppose her, no matter their location in reality.

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