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Rolled 68

>>21639387
I attempt to awaken the trees using the Lo as a sentient base. Once Awakened I reassure them of my intentions and inform them of the ways of the world.

>>21639387
so we're never going to see Drow Civ again?

What a shame.

Rolled 85

Let there be a dickass shadow that likes to pull slightly off-color pranks!

>>21639477
Well it may happen again, but it won't be the same civ.

>>21639493
Dang....

But same world again, right? Where we could meet these civs again?

Anyway, please do. I love civs, yours in particular.

are our actions going to be accounted for?

also YAY GOD THREAD

>>21639580
Yes it will be in the same world...The void is also still expanding.

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>>21639655
>...The void is also still expanding.

Haha, oh man, that was so stupid.
Give the players big red button with "Do not push" written on it and in five minutes the button is broken after being pushed too much.

Rolled 7

It waits

>>21639708
DO SOMETHING ELSE DAM IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

actualy just stay were you are. cause if you do anything else it means the second is probably here

Rolled 83

Remember the reflective mountain I've made in the last thread(I think it's the white mountain in the west)? I use my divine powers to turn it into dimensional gateway to other worlds, that can also be used to teleport other beings to here or away from here, provided the divine magic is used.

>>21639791
good plan. anything i could do to help.

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>Sheo'Gorath
The cryptic jungles expand, making the once infertile land a lush jungle.

(EVENT)
The non-eucildian jungles overgrow and envelop the normal forest.

>Hawl
The Duruns, while chaotic in nature accept the Brums as their chosen animal, the Brums flourish as spiritual creatures in this dimension of eternal vegetation.

>Codeki
Your powers donot alter the burnt land in any way.

>Bronzehammer
The rocky innards of the world open up, allowing the red dragon to rapidly speed up his digging, he will be upon Edora soon.

>Caementum
The Duruns reject you with their very essence, by doing this they close off your contact with their dimension, this dimension is a place of pure organics, no hard metals will exist here.

>Zaerinth
With the divine blood he creates 'Zaerinth's Tear' A mighty crystal staff with an azure tint, it can create a barrier, enough to cover a fifty mile diameter, this barrier is absolutely unbreakable, no amount of physical, magical, or divine force can break it. Although it requires to feast on the soul of a sentient mortal each day the barrier stays up. The mage thanks Zaerinth and returns to his home...

>Ardarvia
Your divine power is useless as of now.

>>21639449
The Lo are trapped inside the husks of trees, giving them souls. They awaken and form grooves filled with white light that represents faces. They cannot move, they simply exist. When you converse with them they seem very confused, but they seem to acknowledge your words.

>>21640004
If you know any transdimensional deities or JRPG murderhobos, then you could use this gate to bring them here.

>>21639480
Lon is a malicious dark spirit that regulary pranks the mortals of Edora, making their lives that much harder.

>>21639708
It's closer...

>>21639791
The mountains become a strange shifting land, once can fall into portals and end up in oblivion if they are not careful, generally it takes divine power to open up a portal to somewhere specifically.

Tribal Update
1: Celestials: Worship Everyone: 150Pop.
4: De'renai: Dro'nok: Worship Everyone: 500Pop.

Rolled 66

Makin' fish for my stealthguins.

>This Limpick
They're called Limpicks.

>>21639387
Its time

for cheese

Rolled 14

I head towards the path of the Second, and attempt to contact other worlds, in hopes of gathering aid against the Second.

Rolled 35

>>21640085
just kidding. TIME TO GET SHIT DONE!

I use my divine powers to supercharge the evolution of all living things within the jungle.

>>21640136
What's the Second? What the hell have I missed?!

>>21640177
I like the cut of your jib.

>>21639387
Fuck.... What happened to me? I can't remember.... >_< I am a slacker and can't find the last thread.

My poor Mangers, I hope they are not dead.

>>21640181
The Second is the all-consuming destroyer of everything that is on the fast-track to eating, not only Edora and all of us, but the rest of the universe/potentially multiverse as well.

hence why I have convinced all of the mortals to worship us all equally. I'm now gathering allies to fight against him.

>>21640205
>>21640181
Basically, last thread we "accidentally" committed a nuclear holocaust on Edora, wiping out both the taint and making Sren extinct. That's why the southern hemisphere is barren again.

Also, see that tentacled asshole nearby the sun? He's a larger-than-gods beacon to another asshole who wants to destroy all of existence.

>>21640229
>>21640241
Oh jeez. Well, I gotta give my stealthguins some noms first, but I'll try and get them evolved enough to help fight against this cosmic death threat.

Rolled 78

i roll to create a portal back to the home of that near immortal human so that him and an elite group of celestials whose only concern from birth is to spread the word of the gods to any who will listen. they go through the protal to teach what ever is on the other side about us.

was that a good idea?

Rolled 11

I create a massive golem and bind all of my Pyna to it.
It shall be loyal to me.

>>21640255
If it works, good.

If it doesn't, it may only end up alienating us. Who knows at this point? As long as we get the word out that Edora shall be the location of the united stand against the Second, we can at least die knowing we tried.

Rolled 51

>>21640026
>The Lo are trapped inside the husks of trees, giving them souls. They awaken and form grooves filled with white light that represents faces. They cannot move, they simply exist. When you converse with them they seem very confused, but they seem to acknowledge your words.


Like a close friend talking to a mate in a hospital bed I speak to them of the world and what has happened before they have awakened. I explain to them of the Taint and their involuntary roles in suppressing it, of their heritage and their unawakened cousins among the stars. I use my divine energies to encourage them to utilize their connected roots to commune with each other and share their vision.

Rolled 78

>>21640255
i dont know, you rolled pretty high. You might have wound up creating the inquisition.

>>21640305
derp i keep forgetting the clear my email field

>>21640315
Happens to me all the time.

>>21640303
Also I don't know if you even needed a roll with writing like that. That's beautiful.

>>21640305
they are not anything like an inquisition. basicaly they are humble, rarther pretty young girls that in white robes that carry round big books enchanted to translate into whatever language the reader knows.

Rolled 6

Oh my, I'm back now, seems the world's gone more or less to shit. Let's fix that.

I attempt to recreate the old creatures that have died out, even the Sren. It's much too boring without some variety.

Rolled 54

>>21640050
Good. I use the portals to send thousand of messages in random locations that are most close to us. All of the messages say just one thing: "The Great Destroyer is coming and we need your help to stop his terror once and for all!"
captcha: tatudra Egisto
Sounds like we got our first answerer.

Rolled 54

...
PAIN , WHY DO I LIVE, MY SIRE IS DEAD, MY PEOPLE ARE DEAD. I AM LORD OF ASHES

I BURN.
All is suffering, and you all shall suffer as I do now.

Kauul calls upon the brunt lands, urging the tormented spirits of those that followed him to rise, in flames and bring the horrors of the calamity upon all others of Endora.

Kauul is trying to call an army of burning spirits!

>>21640303
You know the Lo would have that knowledge already, right? They've been stewarding the world since I made them.

>>21640303
The Taint is dead.

>>21640362
do we know you?

>>21640241
Wait, is that MY tree-island in the middle of the ocean? :O Did my Mangers survive? Surely they did ;_;

:( Help me guys.... I need to know what actions to make !

>>21640362
Dammit Kauul, we don't have time for this! The Second is coming and is going to consume everything in his path unless we get our heads out of the sand and work together. There won't be anything left for anyone if we fail.

I'm giving you two choices: You can join us, or we can throw you at the Second and buy us a few microseconds.

>>21640385
sorry that is not your island, bronzehammer made it and all who are awesome are welcome. as for your mangers i can't remember

>>21640385
Should totes help me up in >>21640354

If you do your mangers will come back, probably

Rolled 98

It waits

>>21640423
OH GOD WHAT.

THIS CAN'T BE GOOD GUYS.

WHAT IS THIS.

>>21640341
Son, what game have you been playing? Nothing ever happens the way you want it.

You roll low, you lose. You roll high you still lose

>>21640423
he's doin some seriouse waitin now

>>21640385
We need to help the remaining mortals on Edora thrive. The more populous and zealous they are towards us (and I mean all gods willing to assist us.) the stronger we are, and the more chance there is for us to stop the Second.

>>21640026
The Second's star just shrank. I'm not sure if that means he is farther away, or way closer.

Rolled 56

Right. I am mega pissed. My precious paradise was ruined. I, the almighty Enigmatic One, call down a passing asteroid right smack bang in the centre of the tree-island which is a mere mockery of my glorious island.

>>21640457
i didn't know there was a second star. have i missed something important?

Rolled 25

>>21640336
Thank you Chill-Bro

>>21640363
I was going off the fact that the Trees were granted souls by the lo not knowledge (didn't roll high enough I'm thinking is what happened)

>>21640374
That I did not know, but the blank trees did have a role in reversing it IIRC. got to tie in their history as well.

>>21640469
don't. the island is the source of all magic on the planet and my angels live there

So, we are all talking of stopping the second, let's talk about how we'll stop it, let's make a plan for it, so we don't scramble over eachother in a mad dash.

I motion we lock it inside an orb, the inside of the orb is largely like our godly game "asteroids" try to move towards the end, just keep going round', can't tunnel out of that.

>>21640475
..The red dot to the right of Edora. That isn't a star.

That is the Second.

>>21640490
http://fourthhaven.forumotion.com/t20-parthenon

My plan, along with info dump on what we know is there.

Rolled 24

>>21640397
Second, I do not understand, all is flames, flames and pain. Retribution, sacrifice, blood must go to flames.

Blood to quench the fire that will not die. END LET IT END, WHY MUST I FEEL THIS TORMENT?

I hear it.
The crackle.
It has already begun. I shall laugh.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

>>21640490
that could work. an infinitely large dimension from which there is no escape

>>21640518
i like this guy

>>21640535
We don't, rather generally.

Rolled 69

>>21640488
Why should I care? All I loved and created is gone. Its existence mocks me. It must be destroyed. Besides, I rolled shit, knowing AD, it'll miss by miles and blow something up releasing daemons or some shit.

I'll retract it if other people wish what you do.

>>21640518
You want retribution? Sacrifice?

You should have thought about that before you brought the wrath of us all upon you. We attempted to work with you. You scorned us. We attempted to work around you. You made yourself impossible to ignore.

It is not you who needs retribution. It is us. It is not you who demands sacrifice. It is us.

It is not us who only destroy. It is you.

>>21640540
Dont be like that. Embrace the madness.

>>21640568
There's a difference between madness and wanton destruction.

This guy is wanton destruction. I have stealth penguins, yo.

Rolled 78

The Thunai can work together to boost their psychic power, increasing its range and effectiveness.

>>21640529
It won't be large at all, it'd be a bit larger than the second, it'd be a loop, go out one end,
come out behind you. I'll make an example.
________
| |
| O |
| _______|

The "O" is the second, if he goes to the left, he appears on the right, if he goes to the top, he appears at the bottom, and so on.

>>21640591
well it would seem endless for him/it

>>21640568
Madness is one thing. Destruction for the sake of destruction is another. Are you not also the god of creativity?

In Kauul manifests your antithesis. Destruction, not for entertainment, not for a statement. But for the sake of destroying. There is no madness. No creativity. No art. Only the flailing of a child with too much power and no responsibility.

>>21640579
Also I have to hit the bricks for a bit. Got a project I'm working on, and I have some cleaning to do.

I give Ge permission to roll for my stealthguins as me, if needed/possible? After this turn, of course. 66 is pretty swanky.

>>21640591
But how will we deal with the Spear?

What if he escapes--if his herald, the Leviathan is not bound within our dimension, why should he be unable to simply step out?

>>21640609
True, also, if he's the "second", who was the first? Is there a third? Could there be a potentially infinite number of these things wanting to destroy everything?

>>21640633
The First is the creator, the Second is the destroyer. The First created the Second. They will eventually meet, at which point the First will be consumed by the Second. After that, there will be nothing left to consume, so the Second will consume himself.

>>21640565
You're forgetting that we essentially destroyed his mother, his father, his home and his people. In a sense he is a little bit like us: he too wants to create. If in a very twisted way. But that's besides the point now.
>>21640518
Kauul, I know what we did and you'll get your retribution, but what will you do after that, when the Second One comes for us AND you? Join us for now and together we can end this threat. Then, I'll personally create a place, that is yours and yours alone. Where you can corrupt and burn in peace.

Rolled 52

>>21640633
The first was the creator, the second is the destroyer. From the sounds of it we are grains of sand and they're monster trucks.

>>21640568
...
You know, I see it, you do not burn, but you are like fire, growing, changing, consuming.
AAAAAaahhhhhh.
I am lost, LOST, it consumes my existance.

>>21640565
I DID NOT BRING FIERY DOOM, THE TAINT CHANGED, MAKE THINGS AS THEY SHOULD YOU DESTROYED, LAID WAIT AND MADE LIFELESS! THE TAINT WAS MOTHER, WAS FATHER.

NOW THERE IS ONLY THE PYRE THAT IS MY FLESH, AND ASHES OF THE BURNT LANDS

WHERE IS YOUR BALANCE GE? WHAT BALANCE IS THERE IN NOTHING!?

No matter. The flames remember they whisper things, there is power in them. THEY KNOW. I shall have my blood, one way or another.

I shall not rest being the only one who knows this affliction.

Rolled 99

>>21640374
killed with a huge ball of fire. fire solves everything.

I tell the Svybov to select a small group of Celestials with pure hearts, that truly love the world of Edora. The Svybov will teach them how to harness and use the power of magic. These Celestials will be tasked with preventing and solving life threatening problems on Edora such as the taint and the super disease. Hopefully what we divines can't do, they can. If they need help with their task, they just need to prey to me and I shall hear them. (Kinda like magic Justice league)

Varshbob flood the burnt lands with water.
We shall bury these scarred lands, and build atop them a new land.

>>21640544
I would like our super duper magic Island to remain.
I built a huge magical marble city in the middle of it, with small magic golems to maintain it. And there is a fountain of youth in the middle of the city. I would like my efforts to stay.

>>21640668
>>21640655
I see. I nominate we erase "the first" from reality, not the being, but the name, meaning, everything else, past, present, future. If there is no such thing as a "the first" for him to seek out, then he'd just skip to part 2, and devour himself.

>>21640673
What balance is there in the taint? None. I uphold the balance of Edora, and the universe. Should your foreign element arise again, I shall wipe it clean, that balance may be restored. Should all be tainted, then balance would only live through it's preservation.

Do you not understand, child? You scream and you thrash, and think that what you do is justice. If you truly want to embrace something, embrace hope. Not your eternal pity and despair.

>>21640707
may i suggest that their magic revolves around light, they can burn away curuption, end terble storms and construct wings out of it dus returning their lost gift of flight to them. also the runes of power can act as a way for them to enchant thing

Rolled 27

>>21640707
OK I retract my asteroid action.

Instead I grow a protective shield of thick vines which have incredible regeneration abilities if damaged. I also raise a giant crystal on top of the tree in the hopes of channelling the magical power of that area into powerful, yet safe, controllable magic.

>>21640731
That would unmake creation. The First is creation, while the Second is destruction.

I don't think the Second is intelligent either. The Leviathan also seemed too..purposeful to be truly intelligent. Everything happens because it was fated to happen. The cycle always continues.

I do not think he seeks the First, it is simple inevitability that after consuming everything that has been created, creation itself is all that remains.

....Perhaps if we give the Second the power to create? And give the First the power to destroy?

>>21640731
Nobody knows where the First one went. Not even the Second one.

>>21640768
yay! thank you

>>21640768
Errr didn't mean to roll again, use my 57 one from the asteroid action.

>>21640667
I wish the pain to stop. END, AN END TO IT, I SUFFER BUT CANNOT DIE.

You shall suffer too? Or will the flames spare you.
Why should I continue, if all burns... I cannot see it.

Perhaps this Second will release me.
Then the pain will stop.
Then everything will stop.

IT HURTS, my eyes will not stop boiling, my blood burns through my veins.
I care for nothing, BLOOD, GIVE ME BLOOD TO QUENCH THE FLAMES, BUT FOR A TIME AND I AM YOURS!

They will not stop speaking to me.
They haunt me.

>>21640744
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND GE! I WAS BORN TO DESPAIR, THERE IS NOTHING ELSE THIS WORLD ENDS AND I SHALL FEEL PAIN UNTIL THE END, WHAT HOPE IS THERE?

>>21640707
Will it stop? The lands will be... drowned? But... will my fire die?

>>21640731
also. he does not destroy himself because there is no first but because by consuming the first he destroyed everything, even the thing that made more things to destroy.

>>21640783
Well, why not change the second's directives? Change "destroy" to something else, if he's guided by fate and just that, change it. I think we should change "destroy" to "fly away from edora at the fastest speed possible"

>>21640806
actualy you were born to have sex round the clock with a bunch of angels. things just didn't go to plan

>>21640806
The Seconds has to be stopped, then your revenge can be had.

>>21640806
Were you created to despair, you would not continue to fight. Were you created with nothing but the taint, we would not be speaking.

Do you not understand this? You are a being of your own. Corruption will always exist. It must always exist. But it must be resisted.

You wish for the flames to be quenched? You wish to rise above?

Do so. Embrace your own power and rise above your self-imposed limitations.

>>21640806
Yes, the whispers, listen to them. What do they tell you?

>>21640820
I believe that we must infuse the Second with the power to create. The question is how?

Perhaps we can use the Rune Magic. Giant glyphs for Creation and Binding.

>>21640707
>>21640752
Sure. I tell the Svybov to teach the Celestials all the magic they can, but especially focus on light magic and purifying magic, so they can serve as a shinnying beacon to all the of Edora.

>>21640768
Cool man, nice to have you in on our magical island. I am planning on having all kinds of races inhabit the Island the the city (which is abandoned right now.) So if you want to start creating a new race, I'll be glad to have them on the Island.

btw Angrydorf, are there a lot of animals in the world? or most of it is just plants?

>>21640921
we could forge them from the stars themselves. crush stars with no life revolving around them into a solid of unimaginable power. cause that sounds awesome

>>21640975
so neutronium?

>>21641002
NEUTRONIUM GNOMES OH GOD

>>21640852
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>>21640876
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>>21640882
...

>>21640883
...
They tell me. They tell me to gift fire upon the Second, destruction to bring life, like trees burn to enrich the soil, So it must be made like so with the Second. Then non shall resist my scouring. They shall welcome it.

All of you, I have this moment of clarity, I shall aid you all, in return, I shall exact a price, once the Second is but ashes.

I shall claim my portion.

>>21641026
Speaking of monsters bigger than life, what should we do with the red dragon?

>>21641040
Throw it at the second.

>>21641040
I shall find a way to sate its' rage, I know its' flame, its' anger, I shall find a way to tame it. I and it are not so different.

>>21641040
he will probably be a bro. make him a giant bowl of cereal for when he arrives on the surface because who is angry after somone gives you breakfast

how have you all been this week?

>>21641125
I've been good.

Where's AD?

>>21641125
you all dead or something

>>21641237
only half, just chilling, watching some wakfu.

>>21641230
not sure. he tends to disappear while writing up the update

>>21641268
im haven a look at FMA:brotherhood myself

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>>21640084
Fish from the southern ocean adapt to the colder northern climate, they are white scaled fishes with slightly warm meat. The Limpicks feast on the white fish, the warm meat helping them maintain a stable body temperature.

>>21640136
You find no worlds with life.

>>21640177
You create the mighty green catepillar, it's about the size of a normal catepillar. And it's green. FEAR IT.

>>21640255
You create the portal, but to your horror...There is nothing. Nothing exists on the other side, simply total and utter darkness, the eternal emptiness of space.

>>21640258
Your divine powers fail to hold together the mass of the golem.

>>21640303
The strange creatures grow, their roots connect, making them unified as a whole, they share this knowledge but can scarcely understand it.

>>21640354
You kill ten Limpicks on accident.

>>21640357
The message is brodcasted, but no answers are given back...

>All those posts, and it takes so long to read them all.

>>21640362
An immesurable army of fiery spirits march upon the land, stricken with grief at your unfortunate and untimely demise.

>>21640423
The eye...

>>21640469
There is no tree island.

>>21640581
They can already do that, it is improved. There psychic powers, when combined, can even harvest food, they have little need to venture far from their territory, they flourish.

>>21640707
The group of celestials are S class mages, they wield magical powers far beyond even that of demigods, the side effect being that only a few dozen were created. The water floods into the burnt lands, drowning the angry fire spirits who then become dormant in the cold waters.

>>21640768
WHAT TREE DO YOU SPEAK OF. I have no memory of great trees on the great isle.

Tribal Update
1: Celestials: Worship Everyone: 200Pop.
4: De'renai: Dro'nok: Worship Everyone: 600Pop.

>>21641288
i've seen a few episodes and i have to say i liked the original better so far

Rolled 15

>>21641430
Sweet jesus, the Limpicks are here! STEALTHGUINS, FEAST UPON THESE DELICACIES.

Also rolling to give Stealthguins a water gun attack.

Rolled 90

>>21641410
I encase the second in what was discussed
>>21640591
>>21640490

Though it isn't just in the regular 3 dimensions, it's in several others. All of them up to the eight and a half.

>>21641453
What if we give stealthguins sentience and sense of community? Then we can have more worshipers to draw power from.

Rolled 17

>>21641526
I will assist.

>>21641441
same, that's why it's taken me so long to get round to it.

>>21641532
Baby steps.

If you help me, sure.

Rolled 36

It's purpose is done. It shall close its eye, and await the oblivion that is to come. The Second has seen your planet Godlings. It is time.

>>21641532
They're fully sentient and have a large self sufficient government and economy, it's just hidden so well even the gods know nothing of it. They are STEALTH penguins, after all

>>21641592
Your jib now holds the approval of The Chill.

should i deal with the dragon?

Rolled 90

>>21641430
I create a big continent in the middle of the new southern ocean. In the western part of the continent there will be a a big mountain range, and next to it there will be a lake. A river will flow from the lake to the shores of the ocean on the eastern part of the continent, crossing the continent.

>>21641526
sounds like a plan

>>21641629
Help with the attempt to seal the Second.
>>21641526

Rolled 11

Pretending to ignore the flaming armies he has unleashed Kauul attempts to tame the Red Dragon.
He offers it flaming godflesh from his own body.

"Join me, and I shall see your rage sated in full, You shall hoard the bounty of Gods. You are not the only being to have awoken, the Second comes. We both face destruction, lend us your power, and I will see your anger given feed."

Rolled 87

>>21641643
forgot to roll

>>21641646
Oh dear, I guess Kauul the EverBurning is going to become Kauul DragonScarred.

>>21641586
>>21641526
>>21641545
On one hand, if this plan succeeds, then Edora and all of sentience would be safe(for a while at least). On the other hand, if we fail, then Edora would be destroyed along with any life everywhere. I want to help, but I also what to make sure that the universe has hope.

>>21641689
If we don't try, we die anyway.

>>21641697
Or Stealthguins somehow save the day?

>>21641700
>>21641689
The combined might of us should make this sound, it cannot escape from something like this.

Rolled 95

>>21641697
>>21641526
Then, as much as I don't like throwing all power into just one solution, I shall help you.

>>21641733
Our 00 and 33 spake and it shall be so.

Maybe.

>>21641734
>>21641656
>>21641526
>95
>90
>87
The powers of the gods are strong today, in our time of need. Truly the overgod "teegeedice" is favoring us.

>>21641125
thank you for asking, i've been better.

How are you?

>>21641778
im not bad

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Rolled 76

>>21641644
well you all seem to have it covered so im gonna make that dragon some breakfast.

i send a message to the dragon "hi, im Ardarvia and i hope we can be friends, so im gonna make you a kick ass breakfast. i could make anything frome the image- giant size of course. so what will it be? and if you don't like it, sorry I can burn things sometimes."

Rolled 70

>>21641854
i'd better not burn the sausages because of that roll

Rolled 97

>>21641772
I've given to much to stop now, I lend my strength.

Rolled 87

>>21641912
hay long time no see... right. or am i mixing you up with another god?

>>21641912
>>21641734
>>21641656
>>21641526
>>21641545
No way this can fail! BRING IT ON SECOND! I GOT YOUR NUMBER!

Rolled 79

hey guys whats up?
the drakuls that fly begin grouping in colonies now, they teach the young ones spells able to open the nuts that now contain the berries they need to survive

Rolled 68

>>21641410
>The strange creatures grow, their roots connect, making them unified as a whole, they share this knowledge but can scarcely understand it.

I impart my understanding upon this grown consensus of combined creation hoping to help them understand their place in the world. Showing them the flora and fauna, explaining how all things come together. I inform them of their stewardship of the drakul race that makes it's home among their numbers.

>>21642118
Glad you made it.

>>21642171
i hope he understands that i was rolling for them to teach their young

>>21642226
Oh, he's rolling about a different race altogether.

>>21642240
oh, i know he is

>>21642240
>>21642226
yep sentient trees now. better explain what the drackul are before they have problems with them

random question time: how long have you been waching over edora?

me, i've been around since the first thread

>>21642284
Same.
>>21642171
Isn't one of the rules, that you can't just impart wisdom upon creatures?

>>21642284
first thread as well

>>21642342
>Isn't one of the rules, that you can't just impart wisdom upon creatures?
Yes. I was more using the Impart understanding bit to imply that I was teaching them about the world as I understood it rather than just putting my brain's understanding into them.

>>21642284
I jumped in about 3 threads ago or so.

>>21642284
Fifth, wasn't around for the sixth.
Man, I had a awesome spire, sombody's corrupted son serving as a prophet and even the Sren. Then you all blew it all to heck.

Not that I blame you, Taint was nasty stuff and so is Kauul.

>>21642284
I was the first god, who created the non-euclidean forests and the first living beings.

>>21642402
i remember that. i was the one to create some lizards who were gonna be my people untill i fucked them up. i was also the one who protected the tree of worlds, untill i fucked that up too.

>>21642284
Something like the 2nd or 3rd I think. Mother fuckin' stealth penguins, yo.

>>21642429
and i made the golems that defended the first town till that got fucked up

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>>21641453
The Limpicks are able to swallow up water and expel it at high speeds, it's as effective as a squirt gun, but damn does it look cool.

>>21641526
You trap the second in a strange dimension, it is small but repeats itself, any normal being would be trapped there for eternity, but somehow the secon is breaking out, you can feel it, it chills you to the bone. You can feel the second destroying it's own dimension, stabbing it with something, an object of pure destruction, something that would rival even a quasar...Nay, this is something many times more powerful than that...When you peer into the dimension all you can see is eternal destruction, it's form unidentifiable, the very sigh of it causes you great pain, so much infact that you are forced to look away and leave...

>>21641586
The eye closes, it's job is done. The second will arrive shortly...

>>21641635
It is so.

>>21641646
The being seems to be swayed by your words, the red dragon joins you only so that it may better wreak havoc on the world.

(EVENT)
The red dragon has broken free from it's underworld prison and flies around the world.

>>21641854
FEED ME THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT.

>>21642118
It is so, they also begin to learn earth magic, they use it to create tall spires that are their nests.

>>21642171
They have no idea what you are blabbering about.

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>>21642467
I meant for the Stealthguins to get that, yo.

>>21642511
Stealthguins are the Limpicks :o

Rolled 33

>>21642467
I reinforce the walls of the Seconds prison, and fill it with the power of Creation.

>>21642525
WIZARDRY EVERYWHERE

>>21642467 sorry but i don't know how to make that. how bout some waffels

>>21642467
hang on. i rolled higher than him so shouldn't i get the dragon?

Rolled 4

>>21642541
i create a race of small fluffy white creatures, they eat from the non-euclidean trees, they're pelts are so light they float through the air. they are extremely innocent and breed incredibly fast, they have 8 legs.
captcha: andoos were
they are called the andoos

>>21642562
Kauul's motives fit better with the dragon. Plus, red dragon, fire-breath, Kauul the EverBurning. All that jazz.

>>21642592
>4
oh jesus christ i've created fluff demons

>>21642467
Also for my roll, I'm gonna try and have the stealthguins observe some other societies for a semblance of their own society.

>XII nalctro

Their leader is Nalctro XII.

>>21642596
but i made him breakfast... me sad now

Rolled 11

>>21642609
Fuck me runnin' sideways up a flagpole on the Fourth of July in Jerusalem. I forgot to turn on my dice!

>>21642622
11 on a 22. This should be good.

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Rolled 90

Tear the Godling's prison asunder. Shall not be delayed further.

>>21642633
Oh jeez.

Rolled 14

Wow, Didn't get nastied by the Dragon.
Kauul calls upon the Dragon and the slumbering Army of Flaming Spirits. He will with their aid begin creating a great boiling furnace in the water-cleansed burnt lands.

This Furnace will be made hotter and hotter, it's purpose is but one thing.

To burn the Second and enrich Endora with its' ashes.
Though truely the great furnace is meant to burn EVERYTHING. Not just the second

Gonna take a while to build this thing up.

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>>21642633
oh gods damnit

>>21642642
>Inb4 Kauul becomes the fuel, burns everything ever.

Rolled 94

>>21642642
because i seem to be the only one bothered about stoping this guy i roll to cancel his action

>>21642677
aww yah

Rolled 66

>>21642467
I place the dimension the Second one's in, into a completely identical dimension. Hopefully this will delay him.

>>21642692
Hehe. Ingenious.

>>21642692
is so meta, even this acronym

Rolled 89

>>21642633
I attempt to turn the second's spear inside-out

>>21642714
Heh.

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>>21642633

Rolled 50

>>21642467
I make the lands of the southern continent fertile, growing grass from the land, and erecting forests of tall trees with orange leafs.

Rolled 38

>>21642642
I will help build this furnace, but put limits on to keep it under control.

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>>21642723

Rolled 48

I will attempt this a second time >>21640258 and send it against the red dragon.

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>>21642526
The second is the master of destruction, the powers of creation mean nothing to him, he tears through the reinforcement like hot butter.

>>21642592
THE FLUFF DEMONS ARE BEINGS OF INCOMPREHENSIBLE EVIL, THEY HAVE SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY SIX LEGS AND BREED AT A RATE OF A HUNDRED A DAY, THE ANDOOS HAVE EXTENDABLE JAWS THAT FEAST OFF OF THE FLESH OF THE LIVING, THEY ARE WHITE AND FURRY, THEIR PELTS ARE SO LIGHT THEY CAN FLY AND THEY CAN SPIT ACID SO POTENT THAT IT CAN EAT THROUGH ROCK ITSELF.

>>21642609
There are no nearby civilizations. However an emperor penguin is born, Nalctro XII, he was a tall penguin with a gold colored head, he is the alpha male of the limicks.

>>21642633
It is torn apart within seconds.

>>21642642
The flame spirits remain dormant, without the spirits the furnace is impossible to create or maintain.

>>21642677
Cancelled him like a boss.

>>21642692
The second thrusts a strange entity into the air, the destructive power it releases more than ten times that of a big bang. It is destroyed instantly.

>>21642723
You turn the second's weapon inside out, but what good does that do? His weapon is formless, it is one of infinite destruction, you cannot destroy something that is made decimation.

>>21642731
It is so. Wow it actually looks like a nice place to live, not like the rest of the shit hole that is Edora.

>>21642738
The fire spirits remain dormant.

>>21643054
You manage to create a mega golem, you send it against the red dragon, it is destroyed in an instant by the dragons sun breath.

(EVENT)
FLEE, HIDE, DESPAIR, THE SECOND HAS ARRIVED, THE END IS UPON US.

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Rolled 4

>>21643313
i will send all the andoola against the dragon

>>21643341
oh JESUS H CHRIST WE'RE FUCKED

>>21643341
andoola? what are you talking about

Rolled 64

>>21643313
Nalctro XII shall lead the Limpicks forever until his son is born!

For my roll, I'll check and see if the Limpicks are useful against the Second. Because my creation, I would hope, can aid us all.

Chill out, Second.

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Rolled 87

Step towards the world.

>>21643364
the evil sheep creatures of incomprehensible evil

Rolled 43

>>21643278
Kauul rages at the dormant spirits, in his fury and madness he strikes out at the Dragon, intending to make his furnace from its' bones and flesh. The dormant spirits will serve as fuel if nothing else.

He will start the flames with chunks from his own boiling rotting divine body. The Furnace will not be as wild, being made from the spirits and the dragon, rather than willingly being made.

>>21643371
In a normal campaign a 64/100 would have gotten you "maybe". In Angrydorfs? Nope.

Now, can we direct the power of the spear unto the Second one?

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>>21643387

Rolled 36

>>21643399
sorry but i'm gonna protect edora from Kauul while you deal with the second. sorry but someone has to.

i roll to protect the dragon from this attack.

>>21643422
YOU'RE TRYING TO DESTROY SOMETHING THAT IS DESTRUCTION INCARNATE. THAT IS LIKE TRYING GET NURGLE THE FLU.

>>21643444
Nice trips Dorf.

Rolled 58

>>21643440
may it be noted that even tough i rolled low isn't the protection of those in need one of my domains, and don't we get a boost when working within our domains.also i have the celestials praying for me

Rolled 59

>>21643387
>>21643278
Oh yea? Well then. I first, "back up" reality, creating a book that catalogs everything on edora and it's bodies down to the thoughts of it's inhabitants, this would make re-creating edora extremely easy, almost trivial, I give a copy of it to each god. Now. I attempt to unmake everything, if we can't stop him, then why let him do it? We'll steal that shit away from him if it's the last thing we do. And then we'll make it back.

Rolled 9

>>21643422
BUGGER THE SPEAR, HELP ME BUILD THE BEST FURNACE EVER, THEN WE TURN THE SECOND INTO HIGH-QUALITY FUEL!

DESTUCTION TO CREATION!

>>21643482
Steal it where? Everything he destroyed, he turned into a miserable shithole where not even a god can exist.

Rolled 47

I use my powers to make the Dragon attack the Second by confusing his thoughts.

Rolled 14

>>21643313
That is suspiciously nice of you to say. I'm afraid.

I create a variety of different mammal like and reptile like animals to inhibit the continent. I create many different fish to roam to huge ocean of Edora.

Rolled 41

>>21643278
I draw upon all of the magic on Edora, and all the prayers of its mortal races. I take the power of the sun, of the stars, of all that has ever been, and I turn the Second in on itself.

If it seeks to destroy, I will give it something to destroy. I will rend. I will tear. I will reshape each and every individual particle of each and every individual electron in each and every individual atom of the universe if I must.

If it is destruction, I will allow it to destroy.

But it will reach out only for itself. It's spear will strike at its own heart, it's hands will close only upon itself. No matter where it looks it will only have itself to see. No matter where it strikes there will only be itself. All it will hear is it's own destruction.

If there is truly a cycle, here it will be broken, and balance will be found.

Rolled 19

>>21643501
Alright, I retract my earlier post, And give my power to >>21643538

>>21643552
Forgot to take off roll thing, use my first rolll

Rolled 2

>>21643538
I don't know what else I can do to help, so I support your roll.

Rolled 75

>>21643528
welp.
If I really fucked up, we now have demon fish and animals.
If I just fucked up a little, I barely made an animal.

I'm going to bed guys. Try not to destroy the world while I'm gone.

btw, can I roll for the next time already? if so I create a mate for the dragon.

>>21643586
I hope it's not to late to abandon ship, because fuck tg-dice with a chainsword.

Rolled 29

I roll to trap the creature within its own mind, imprisoned within its own delusions and unable to access the power of its corporeal form

Rolled 9

Zaerinth the Traveler, master of paths, sovereign of wanders, sees The Second approach. His journey near complete, but not yet...

Zaerinth slides a metaphysical banana peel in the Second's path, in hopes it would cause it to trip. Maybe fall on its own spear?

>>21643705
Terrible roll on terrible idea? Something? Maybe?

>>21643716
Rolling to transport some of Chills penguins to trob (converting a small part of the asteroid to support and contain their biosphere.

Rolled 92

>>21643787
Penguins and other sentients, basically a biosphere on trob for them.

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>>21643341
They are fried into little crispy treats, which he resumes to eat.

>>21643371
Obviously they aren't useful, to even think they could be is ridiculous, they're just a bunch of white penguins.

>>21643387
You are in range to destroy Edora, and the first, which will in turn destroy the metaverse.

>>21643399
The dragon curses your name, he is wounded by your power, but retaliates by decimating the dro'nok.

>>21643440
You lessen the blow moderately.

>>21643482
To record so much data with divine energy...Nay, it would take much more power to do such a thing, you manage to create one tome, but for some reason you cannot carry it on your person, it is a physical object that will be destroyed if the universe is destroyed.

>>21643527
You trick the dragon into attacking the second, thankfully he is such a powerful being that he does not require air or pressure. However the second strikes him down with his spear, he never stood a chance.

>>21643528
Various small mammals and reptiles are created on the island, razor fish are born in the oceans of Edora, they are vegetation eaters that can shoot razor-sharp scales from their skin.

>>21643626
The second has no mind, it is made of undoing, that is all it knows.

Gulp

>>21643877
well that solved itself pretty decently.
no more hell sheep, no more dragon, only the ever lasting terrable destroyer of worlds

>>21643877
>You are in range to destroy Edora, and the first, which will in turn destroy the metaverse.
>destroy Edora, and the first, which will in turn destroy the metaverse.
> Edora, and the first,
>the first

WHAAATTT?

Rolled 77

>>21643877
I use my power to make the Second believe he has already destroyed Edora, making him leave.

Rolled 65

I devour the sun

>>21643960
>quotes the post in which he says Second has no mind

>OH, I KNOW! I'LL FUCK WITH HIS MIND

Would any of you hold it against me if I do some thing that will not get rid of the second. I see this as the last turn for us and I want to give the celestial a one last gift.

Rolled 2

>>21643972
i cancel this action

>>21643984
evidently i sped it up, sorry guys.

>>21643978
Sorry that was me

>>21643977
I didn't say I was going to fuck with his mind.

I'm making an illusion to make it look like Edora is gone already.

Rolled 38

>>21643877
I continue to attempt to turn the Second in on itself.

Rolled 15

I roll to steal the seconds spear, hopefully distracting it for some time

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>>21644008
>>21644001
>>21643984
>>21644000
>>21643994
>>21643972

Rolled 32

>>21643877
Then I will do this as probably my final action. I curse the Second with the curse of entropy. From now on time is his greatest enemy and though he may have won, eventually he will die as his "infinite" destruction will.
(Also, Angrydorf. Is there going to be God Game 2, so that we may try again?)

>>21644031
It's like I'm the only one who pays attention.

Not only is the First here, but once he has been consumed, the Second will just consume himself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzqiPvGrkTo

Aren't we still waiting for the second half of the update?

>>21644082
thats what I thought, but then the NPC made his move, so...

>>21643705
The second destroys the obstacle, nothing can stop it.

>>21643799
The limpecks now also live on Trob.
>>21643538
A noble effort indeed, you summon the powers of the very universe itself, with all of that power you rearrange the second, changing it's body, mind, spirit, everything in the hopes that it would eternally destroy itself. But despite all of your effortst he second remained. It is one that only knows destructions, one that cannot be undone or dettered. It is the second, you should have ran.

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>>21644058
I.e destroy himself. Expect he's a being of pure destruction so by consuming himself he will become stronger.

This used to be so simple. You know, just pick a divine role and start making shit. Now we have to deal with threats we not only can't beat, but even understand. ;.;

>Sorry about that, I forgot to post the other part of the previous update.

>>21644114
i will take the thinking trees and drakuls and bring them to the duruls and see if they will accept them in paradise

Rolled 54

>>21644114
If we truly cannot stop him, I see only one choice.

I attempt to identify the First, and send him as far from Edora as I possibly can.

If we must die, creation must survive, at least.

here is a theme song for our imminent destruction
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVmB3lRjCmc

I give all of my celestials wings of magical light, I return the skies to them before the end. With my gift they fly in the air as gracefully as dv'gula herself. I know I should help but give me this, the last gift to the only successful thing I made. Also from their wings, faint singing can be heard. Soft buitiful singing, like a mother to her child. Goodbye edora. I hope the end is not painful.

Rolled 41

Kauul, in his madness faces the Second. He throws himself on the spear. He can bear the pain of his ever-burning flesh no longer.

He will be consumed, along with the spear, in his passing, from the ashes of the first dead god, something will be born.

What will come of a God's Ashes?

>>21644199
i recommend we all just try to make a perfect after life for our creatures.

Rolled 52

Forgot to roll. Derp

Rolled 48

>>21644230
What part of DESTROY THE METAVERSE

do you not understand? There is nothing

NOTHING

that will survive. CONCEPTS arent even safe!

>>21644227
dude you just got incinerated and destroyed by a spear that wont even be destroyed...

>>21644251
eh, make their final hours pleasant

>>21644265
...Instead of trying to allow them to live?

Rolled 45

>>21644265
That was my idea, hears hoping AD is kind and let's it work on the roll I got.

>>21644297
its already over, we just had our star destroyed...