>>21614786

FUCK YOU FAGGOT I'LL GRAB HER ASS IF I WANT

OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE BITCHES AT

Well this should be good. Wheres that @)#($&! Catachan popcorn.

BUT I DON'T OWN ANY PANTS. I ONLY HAVE BOXERS, FOR YOU SEE I AM A D&D HOBO.

NOW WHO THE FUCK PUT THIS FAGGOT IN CHARGE?

AND WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM?

LASTLY, WHERE IS THIS ASS FOR GRABBIN'?

>>21615187
THE ASS EXISTS EVERYWHERE, YOU ONLY NEED REACH OUT AND GRAB IT. IT'S LIKE THE EMPEROR'S PROTECTION IN THAT SENSE.

>>21615212
EVEN IN JOHN'S ROOM?

I HEARD NOTHING CAN EXIST IN THERE. BUT YEAH, PRETTY COOL. NOW FOR SOME GRABBIN'.

NOW THIS'LL BE FUCKIN' HILARIOUS! WHERE'S THAT POPCORN FOR ME TO STUFF DOWN MY THROAT WHILE I WATCH THESE HALF-ASSED WANKSTAINS GET ARMS PULLED OFF AND USED FOR HERETIC-PUNTING PRACTICE?

ALSO: WHO THE FLYING SHITSHUTTLE'S GOT THE FIGURATIVE BALLS TO TAKE ON AN ANGRY MARINE AND DOES SHE DO COMMISSIONS? WALLACE HAS BEEN PISSING ME OFF FOR FUCKING WEEKS AND EVERY TIME I TRY TO BEAT HIS HEAD IN, WE BOTH JUST PASS OUT FROM EXHAUSTION AND WAKE UP IN THE MED BAY!

>>21615259
THAT YOU TOBIAS YOU PISSY CRYBABY CUNT?

TRIED ON ANY NEW DRESSES PRANCER?

>>21615259

I CAN SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM YOU LITTLE FUCKSTAIN, I'LL RIP OFF HIS HEAD AND SHIT DOWN HIS THROAT THEN BEAT HIM AS HARD AS YOU BEAT YOUR DICK EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT YOU'RE ALONE YOU FAGGOT.

WHERE IS THE FUCKING WOMAN NOW, MY POWER BAT NEEDS TO GET WET

I NEVER GRAB ANY ASSES SARGE, HONEST

THEY ARE JUST SORT OF WOBBLING ONTO MY PALM, AND ITS KINDA SQUISHY, SO I HAVE TO SQUISH IT A BIT

AND ITS COMFORTABLE

SO I STICK IT CHARGE, I STICK IT SO HARD I CAN SEE THE EMPEROR BLESSING UPON ME

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>>21615117
>>21615187
>>21615224

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! YOU DAMN FUUUUUUUUUUCKING KIDS!!!!

IN MY DAAAAAAAAAAYS! WE ASK FEMALES FOR PERMISSION TO GRAB THEIR ASSESS!!! I WAS KNOWN AS DA ANGRY SWAGMASTA UNTIL I BECOME A FUUUUUUUUUCKING DREADNOUGHT!!!!

I'M SOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUCKING ANGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! BECAUSE I CAN'T DO IT ANY LONGER!!!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>21615308
ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU STUCK A BAYONET THAT WASN'T MADE OF STEEL INTO XENOS

>>21614786
OI, YOU STUPID COCK-SPURT. YOU FORGOT TO TELL US WHO THIS UGLY DYKE EVEN IS.

LEARN TO DO ANNOUNCEMENTS RIGHT SHIT-LICKER OR I'LL COME UP THERE, RIP YOUR ARMS OFF, AND BITCH-SLAP THE FAGGOTRY OUT OF YOU WITH YOUR OWN HANDS.

>>21615369

LOOK AT THIS OLD FUCK

I'VE PASSED SHITS TOUGHER THAN YOU, YOU DOPEY-ASS FAGGOT. I'M GONNA TEAR THAT TIN-CAN YOU HAVE FOR A FACE OPEN AND FUCK YOU IN THE EAR

>>21615369
HEY GRANDPA THAT'S A BELLIGERENT ENGINE YOU OLD FUCK

>>21615376

SHE SAID SHE IS A HIVE WORLDER WHO BECOME SERFS

NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, HER EARS ARE A BIT POINTY

>>21615469
WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO HERETICS AROUND HERE,

NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO ANYTHING AROUND HERE.

>>21615491

SWEAR TO THE EMPEROR SHE SAID HER EX WAS A VINDICATOR

ERRYBODY KNOWS THAT A VINDICATOR IS ALWAYS LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR RIGHT?

RIGHT?

FUCK

You guys really gotta stop swearin' so much. What if your mom hears?

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I think it would be realy amusing to see all of this happen only to end up with the female in question to be samus.

WHAT FUCKING LITTLE BABBY GIRL JUST SAID THAT?

NO SERIOUSLY, WHERE IN FUCKING FUCKS THIS SIDE OF THE EYE OF TERROR DID THAT FUCKING COME FROM?

>>21615531
>elf
>shota

PREPARE TO BE EXTERMINATUS'D, YOU DISGUSTING XENO SHITSTAIN.

>>21615560
seeing how Samus is probably the only female that could match a space marine on the murder front, quite well, actually.

Rolled 88

>>21615611
>match
Hahaha. Hahahahahaha. No. Samus makes Marines look like Guardsmen.

>>21615560
IF THAT'S THE FUCKING CASE I'M GLAD I'M A TECHMARINE! I GOT A GOOD AND FAST ESCAPE POD THAT ONLY OPENS FOR MEN WHO'VE LOST THEIR VIRGINITY. IN OTHER WORDS, NOBODY ON THIS SHIP BUT ME! I'M OFF THIS SHITSTACK OF A SHIP WITHIN 10 SECONDS IF THAT'S THE CASE!

>>21615656
I HOPE YOU AND YOUR 'MOTHER' HAVE A NICE ESCAPE, FAGGOT MUNCHER.

>>21615434

DON'T FUUUUUCKING CORRECT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! DREADNOUGHT, SARDINE, BELLIGERENT ENGINE OR FUUCKING SARCOPHAGUS DOES NOT MATTER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!


>>21615431

BRING IT ON YOU FUUUUUUUUUCKING KID!!!!! I'M GONNA JAM MY "HAND" IN YOUR URETHRA AND PULL OUT YOUR FUUUUCKING TESTICLE THROUGH IT!!!!!

>>21615469

WHUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!! WHO IS THE RETARDING BASTARD WHO ACCEPT A FUUUCKING ELDAR AS SERFS?????!!!!!

>>21615531

ELDAR SHOTA? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

>>21615656
TAKING A SPORE UP THE ASS FROM A TYRANID DOESN'T COUNT AS LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY JUNKSLUT.
>>21615560
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY? ARE THE SCOUTS TO PANTS-ON-THE-HEAD RETARDED TO FIGURE OUT A BOLTER SO THEY HAVE TO GRAFT FUCKING PLASMA TO THEIR ARMS?

>>21615724

MY BALLS ARE MADE OF OF SOLID ADAMANTIUM YOU OLD PISSBUCKET

I'LL TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND UNSCREW YOUR ARMS

>>21615724

I came here with my mom. She said she's surfing here now or something?

Why are you guys so mad?

>>21615724
IS YOUR VOX BROKEN YOU DOUBLE-HERETIC? YOU SOUND LIKE YOU ARE GARGLING NECRON BALLS!

AND HAVE FUN MASTURBATING IN YOUR TIN CAN WHILE I GET SOME ASS TONIGHT!

>>21615686
I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME DICKWAFFLE! I WILL BE ABSCONDING WITH *YOUR* MOTHER WHILE YOU DIE IN A HORRIBLE FIREBALL! SHE LIKES IT ROUGH, HARD, AND DIRTY. KIND OF LIKE THE WAY YOUR FAGGOT ASS LIKES TO BE MANHANDLED, IF YA CATCH MY DRIFT CUMBUCKET!

NO SERIOUSLY, I HEARD IT AGAIN.

WHAT THE FUCKING FUUUUCK IS THAT? WHAT IS IT? FUCKING PISS SKINNER WHAT IS THAT?

>>21615766
WHY HAS THIS HERETIC NO BEEN KILLED YET? ARE ALL OF YOU IMPOTENT WITH YOUR BOLTERS?

>>21615766
SOMEONE FUCKING PURGE IT ALREADY.

>>21615766
I'M MAD BECAUSE SOME FAIRYASS XENO IS TAINTING THE EMPEROR'S AIR WITH HIS MOONSPEAK, FUCK.

>>21615793
THAT IS THE SOUND OF YOUR DAD CRYING WHILE I PEG YOUR MOM. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, SCOUT?

>>21615786
LET'S BE REAL HERE DILLCAKE. YOU AND I BOTH KNOW YOU LOVE A POWERCLAW AND A CHAINSWORD UP THE ASS MORESO THAN ANY WOMAN.

YOU LEAVING ANYWHERE ALIVE, MUCH LESS WITH ANYONE'S MOTHER IS LAUGHABLE.

>>21615766
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT SHE'S SURFING. SHE'S SURFING ON MY MASSIVE BATTLESTANDARD, YOU MASSIVE WASTE OF GENEGINEERED SPACE CUM AND EMPEROR'S MERCY. NOW GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE I KICK YOU INTO THE GODDAMN EYE OF TERROR.

>>21615767
THE ONLY ASS YOUR GETTING IS JOHN'S JIZZRAG, DOESN'T COUNT AS SCORING IF IT'S WITH A QUEER.
>>21615560
THIS NEW GUY IS REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF! DON'T POINT THAT CANON AT ME ASSBANDIT!

>>21615826
FUNNY TUBE CLEANER. REAL FUCKING FUNNY.

BY THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE I CAN ONLY GUESS IT WAS YOU MAKING THAT NOISE WHILE PLOUGHING YOURSELF WITH YOUR OWN BOLTER WHILE THINKING OF THAT PHALLUS YOU CRAVE SO MUCH. WELL FUCKING QUIT IT YOU CAVERNOUS COCK CRAVER.

>>21615802
>>21615807
>>21615813

OH YEAH? WELL YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF DUM, UHM, SHITTY STUPID... FUCKERS. YEAH.

Was that good enough? Can I join? I used the really bad words and everything... and...

Uhm. I'll go now if you put those guns down.

WILL ALL OF YOU FAGGOTROCIOUS COLON CLEAVERS SHUT THE FUCK UP

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>>21615876
"Guy?"

HOLY SHIT I HEARD IT AGAIN! THIS TIME IT SOUNDED MASCULINE.

THEN IT WENT WIMPY. FUCK MAN, I WAS GOING TO FIND THAT BUG AND CRUSH IT.

>>21615914
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE DOESN'T BELONG HERE. WHO LET THIS WIMP INTO THE BUILDING?

>>21615942
I THOUGHT HE WAS ONE YOUR FELLOW ASS BUNG BUNGLERS.

PURGIN' TIME.

>>21615922
REAL FUCKING CUTE, LADY. GIVE THAT DUDE BACK HIS POWER ARMOR, AND DON'T PULL THAT SHIT AGAIN.

>>21615767

I SOUND LIKE THAT BECAUSE IT IS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING CRAMPING IN HERE!!!! IT ONLY MAKE ME ANGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! AND ALSO FUUUUUUUUCK YOU!!!

>>21615764

GUESS WHAT FAGGOT!!! MY BALLS ARE ALSO MADE OF ADAMANTIUM!!!!


WHAT THE FUUUUUCK??!!! THE CAPTAIN IS CALLING ME FOR BATTLE! I'M GONNA TAKE THE FUUUCKING DROP POD!!! SEE YOU LATER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKERS!!!!!

>>21615942
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO TRY AND FIND A CHICK WHILE YOU COCKWRANGLERS ARE HAVING FAGGY FUCKING VOCAL SLAPFIGHTS? THE EMPEROR HIMSELF WOULD DECRY YOUR PUSSY SHIT AND DROPKICK YOUR SHRIVELED TESTICLES OUT THE BACK OF YOUR SHIT-ENCRUSTED POWER ARMOR, MR "INTERN'S FIRST PROJECT AT THE GENE LABS". I MEAN, FUCK, WHERE DID THEY FIND YOU? AN ALL-DUDE HAREM ON FUCKING SMEGMACHIOUS PRIME?

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>>21615985

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS COMMOTION

WHO THE FUCK DARES TO WAKE ME UP ON THIS FLOATING BLOB OF CUM IN A OCEAN OF SPACE SHIT CUM OVER HERE SO I CAN GIVE YOU A NICE LITTLE HAND JOB WITH MY POWER FIST YOU SPACE FARY

>>21616027
THERE YOU GO, WAS THAT ALL THAT HARD?
NEXT TIME YOU LET A CHICK STEAL YOUR ARMOR, SHE CAN KEEP IT BECAUSE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A MANBOY FAGGOT.

>>21615894
CONGRADULATIONS, YOU FUCKING XENO COCKGOBBLING SHITSTAIN. YOU SURVIVED IN HERE LONG ENOUGH TO BE THE RECORDHOLDER FOR "LONGEST FUCKING TIME SURVIVED BY A XENO HERETIC FUCKNUGGET ASSSUCKING DICKWHISLER IN THE PRESENCE OF THE ENTIRE ANGRY MARINES CHAPTER!" HERE'S YOUR AWARD!

(raises chainsword, chases xeno) FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>21615985
>>21616027
>And that, my friends, is how the Angry Marines realized they should tread carefully around Lady Aran, and Rogue Traders in general.

>>21616050
HEY ANDREW, WHAT ARE YOU CHASING, YOUR MASCULINITY, YOUR DIGNITY OR YOUR ANAL VIRGINITY?

>>21616060
WHO LET THAT CODEX MUNCHER ON OUR SHIP?

>>21616075
IT COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE HIS MASCULINITY, HE NEVER HAD THAT.
AND EVERYONE KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE ANDREW LOST HIS ANAL VIRGINITY, SO IT CAN'T BE THAT EITHER.

>>21614786

The best part? This comes from a Warhammer RP tumblr...

>>21616101
WELL IT CAN'T BE HIS DIGNITY, HE LOST THAT AT BIRTH.

MUST BE HIS NEW DILDO.

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>>21616104
*BLAM* THERE'S THE FUCKER NEXT TIME YOU LET A SHRIVEL CUNT ON THE SHIP I'M SENDING YOU TO A PARADISE WORLD FULL OF GIRLS SO YOUR FAGGOT ASS CAN GET SOME REST

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>>21616050

Let us Battle Sister of Crimson Pedophilia take care of eldar boy. We promise that we are gonna "purge" him hard...

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I heard there was a fleshbag with pre-heresy tech so I came as fast as I could.

>>21616160
FUCKING FINALLY. YOU BITCHES BEST PURGE THE SHIT OUTTA HIM, ALRIGHT? FUCK.

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SUP FAGGOTS, HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE FAGGOTS, FAGGOTS?

>>21616075
IS YOUR HEAD SHOVED UP YOUR GODDAMN INFLATABLE FUCKPUPPETS COOCH THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE A FUCKIN' ZENO DICKWHISLER, FRANCIS? GET YOUR FUCKIN' BOLTER OUT OF YOUR VAGINA AND GET THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' ZENO OUT OF OUR HOLY SANCTUARY TO THE EMPEROR, YOU TYRANID-MOLESTING CUNTLEAK.

>>21616161
YEA YOU MECHANICAL FAGGOT, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT. STOP LEAVING YOUR OILY JIZZ IN THE GODDAMN DROP PODS. NEXT TIME I FIND THAT SHIT I AM GOING TO LOCK YOU IN A ROOM WITH THAT FAGGOT ANDREW, A QUART OF LUBE, AND A SPIKED POWERBAT

File: 1353118832837.png-(18 KB, 87x97, bluecron.png)

we send transmission
we are bluecron
we hear that you, designation angry marines, have woman on ship yours
we trade hot ass for big blue gauss gun
we make for have deal?

>>21616173
EVER HEARD OF A THESAURUS?

>>21616173
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A BOLTER-USING FAGGOT, FAGGOT?

>>21616185
FUCK YOU, I'LL SAY WHATEVER I DAMN WELL PLEASE, YOU CUNT GOBBLER.

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>>21616082
You should visit your apothecary, brother. Your misdirected irritation is alarmingly codex non-compliant.

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>>21616161
>>21616160
>>21616173
FFFFUUUUU THAT"S IT WE DOCK AT THE NEXT PARADISE WORLD WE FIND FOR SOME AS HARD CORE AS ANDREW GETTING FISTED BOREDOM AND ZEN EXRZISES YOU CUM SNIFFING ELF PISSERS

>>21616180
EAT SHIT YOU COCKGOBBLING EXCUSE FOR A MECHANICAL BAG OF SHIT. CLIMB BACK INTO YOUR TOMB WORLD AND WAIT FOR US TO FINISH OUR BUSINESS HERE, THEN ILL COME AND GIVE YOUR YOUR ASS RAVISHING YOU CLEARLY CRAVE.

>>21616180
I HEAR THE VOICES AGAIN. THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT WOMEN.

>>21616173
HOW'S IT LIKE TO BE SO ANGRY THAT THE ONLY INSULT YOU HAVE IN YOUR VOCABULARY IS "FAGGOT", YOU ANAL-LEAKING CHAINSWORD ASSRAMMING DICKCHEESE?

>>21616200
GO SUCK YOUR SPIRITUAL GIMP YOU FAGOT LOVING LEGALLY MARRIED TO A DILDO SPACE SMURF AND WHILE YOUR AT IT GIVE ME A NEW CODEX ANDREW"S RAN OUT AGAIN THAT VIRGIN SHITSTAIN

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>>21616178
B-but... the Machine God wills it...
>>21616180
You can have the fleshbag, I'll take the nice gun.

>>21616223
JEFF? YOU HEAR THEM TOO?

I KNEW YOU WEREN'T A WALKING HERETICAL FUCK TOY. MAYBE THEY'RE GHOSTS OR SOME SHIT.

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>>21616212
you offer ass ravishing?
we offer to trade big blue gauss gun for ass ravishing
we make for have deal?


captcha:
>astarte hsireces
bluecrons have never heard of these space marines

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Oi! Ya' big yellow 'umie gitz! Wot do ya' think yer' doin'?!

>>21616226
OH, WAIT, YOU'RE NOT ANGRY, YOU'RE JUST MORE IMPOTENT THEN ORK JIZZ, YOU FAILURE OF A MARINE AND A TRI-SEXUAL CLONE-CUMMED MUTANT.

>>21616259
>>21616255
ENOUGH ARGUING WE HAVE XENOS TO PURGE

>>21616259
LOOK WHAT THE SHIT DRAGGING CAT DRAGGED IN IT"S MORE XENOS TOYS FOR ANDREW

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>>21616259
go away
we bluecrons talk to squishy humans first
this our turf now

>>21616247
THE MACHINE GOD IS GOING TO WILL MY BOOT IN WHATEVER CYBERNETIC ABOMINATION PASSES FOR YOUR COCKNOZZLE IF YOU DONT CUT THAT SHIT OUT. IF YOU'RE GOING TO GO "BATHE THE MACHINE IN HOLY OINTMENT" AT LEAST GO DO IT WITH THE FAGBOTS >>21616255
INSTEAD OF DOING IT IN THE GODDAMN DROP POD, YOU EMPEROR FORSAKEN CONGLOMERATION OF KNOCK-OFF EQUIPMENT

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>>21616283
GOT TO TAKE A PISS FIRST NOTHING SAYS JOB WELL DONE THEN EMPTYING ON A XENO CORPSE YOU HEAR ME SANTORUM EARS?

>>21616286
I ONLY GO AFTER THEM CAUSE YOU'RE APPARENTLY TOO FUCKING BUSY TRYING TO MUNCH THROUGH THE EYE OF TERROR VIA YOUR INFLATABLE FUCKTOY'S ASS, FRANCIS.

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>>21616292
Dis be my turf, ya' lucky walkin' shiny bit!
>>21616283
>>21616286
Come an' git me, ya' squishy 'umie weaklings!

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>>21616259
Adeptus Astartes, please dispose of this xeno before it defiles my precious machinery.

>>21616292
YOUR TURF? WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO BE FUCKING DEAF AND/OR ILLITERATE YOU CUM GUZZLER OR IS IT JUST THAT MY DICK HAS JAMMED YOUR GODDAMN EARS?

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>>21616309
The pod required maintenance, I exist to serve.

>>21616345
>>21616346
WE DON"T DO SQUIG SHIT GO CLEAN IT UP YOUR SELF SELF PUREEING BUT PLUG

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>>21616309
not fagbots
bluecrons

>>21616345
negative
this is our turf

>>21616346
we will stop the squishy green thing from touching your machinery
for five hot asses
we have deal?

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>>21616346
I'z already krumped ya' shiny machines, ya' stiff walkin' 'umie!

>>21616346
THE SHITTING EYE DO YOU THINK I'M DOING, YOU SHITSTAINED BABBLING FAILURE OF A TECH-PREIST?

>>21616160

Kay, bye angry yellow guys! And angry red guy! I'll come back and visit, promise!

>>21616345
THIS IDIOTIC GREEN AMALGAMATION OF TEETH AND RAW RETARD STRENGTH IS WAY TOO MUCH MAN FOR A PRINCESS LIKE ANDREW.

BUT NO SERIOUSLY, FUCK OFF YOU BRUTISH XENO WEAKLING.

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>>21616365
no ears to put dicks in
will find you ear to put dick in
for six imperial guards
we have deal?

I HAPPENED AGAIN. BUT IT FADED.

BACK TO THE GREEN THING.

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>>21616380
We have deal.

Now to find 5 asses, where did that elf shota run off to?
>>21616389
If I could express emotion I will show you the rage of a thousand suns.
>>21616394
Identifying failure
....
....
....
Failure not found.

>>21616435
THIS FUCKING MECHANICAL-COCK-SPEWING ASS TEARER IS MAKING DEALS WITH FILTHY XENO SCUM
SMASH THIS FAGGOT

ANGRY MARINES FUCK AND RAPE WHAT THEY WANT, WHEN THEY WANT, AND HOW THEY WANT.

QUIT BEING A BLEEDING HEART FAGGOT LIKE THOSE LAMENTERS. JUST BECAUSE WE'RE PAINTED YELLOW DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE QUEERS.

JUST LOOK AT CAPTAIN ASSHOLE. EVEN IN DEATH HE STILL FUCKS PEOPLE'S MOMS.

>>21616404
HE'S CERTAINLY MORE THEN YOU COULD EVER FUCKING TAKE, PARTICULARLY IF HE GOES FOR YOUR CUM-STAINED WHORISH ASS, FRANCIS.

SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, I'M GOING TO RAM MY CHAINFIST STRAIGHT THROUGH WHAT COULD ONLY VAGUELY BE CONSIDERED YOUR DICKHOLE AND USE YOU AS A FUCKING FIST-MOUNTED BATTERING RAM, YOU WHORING FUCKHEADED ANAL-DWELLING XENO DICKMUNCH.

>>21616496
I HEARD YOURS IS A REGULAR OF HIS, TONY.

>>21616496
>>21616461
>>21616435

Tally ho loyalist scum! I am an ordinary lapdog of the corpse god just like yourselves. To my dismay, I appear to have had my rhino breakdown, you gentlemen seem like dandy chaps who assist in my predicament. It is over there by that dark altar. I assure you, I was in no way involved in its creation and it most certainly won't sacrifice you upon entry into its hallowed aura to tear a gaping rift into the warp to unleash the legions of chaos.

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>>21616240
My word, using The Codex's very pages to substitute for toiler paper? I had no idea your chapter had succumbed to such poverty. Please, take this, brothers, and remember: The Spiritual Liege protects.

>>21616539
FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>21616539
GET THAT COG SUCKER OUT HERE I"V FOUND A WAY OF DISPOZI...... JOB FOR HIS WHORING HAND....THINGS

>>21616521
EASY THERE MAN. I WOULDN'T WANT TIRE YOU OUT BEFORE YOUR SESSION AS A SUB TO MULTIPLE XENOS. I MEAN, YOU NEED THAT ENERGY FOR ALL THE COCK THAT'LL BE GOING IN OR DOWN ON YOU.

BESIDES, YOU LIMP DICKED PRISSY LITTLE PRANCER, YOU'D BE BETTER OFF HIDING IN A CORNER OR GRABBING SOME OF THAT BAD TYRANID CUM LUBE YOU LOVE SO MUCH. I WILL HANG YOU BY YOUR ENTRAILS AND FIST YOU WITH FOOT UNTIL YOUR PITIFUL BODY BECOMES A PILE OF YOUR SISSY BOY PERIOD, SEMEN SNACKER.

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>>21616539
R-r-rhino you say?

>>21616546
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT TOILET PAPER YOU TAU INFESTED TRAMP?

IT"S TO CLEAN UP HIS X AS IT COMES OUT OF HIS Y WHEN A IS ALSO IN HIS X CAUSING Y TO EXCRETE INTO HIS A WITCH HE RUBS ON HIS X TO KISS IT AND MAKES SHITTY CANDY OUT OF IT WE SELL TO YOU LOT OF PISS DRINKING PRANCY MARIENES

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>>21616539
NOW THERE ARE HERETICS ONBOARD TOO? WHAT THE FUCK HAS THE LITANY OF LITANY'S LITANY COME TO? WHICH ONE OF YOU INEPT FROZEN SPERMCICLES RECENTLY REMOVED FROM A SYPHILITIC MANWHORE'S PUS-ENCRUSTED ASSHOLE WAS WATCHING THE AIRLOCK? FUCKING SHITBADGERS, THE CHAPTER MASTER HIMSELF DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH RAGE TO DEAL WITH YOUR CHLAMYDIA-INFUSED INCOMPETENCE

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GOD DAM SONSABITCHS SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS IM TRYING TO ENJOY MY COFFEE FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKEEEEEEEERRRRRRSSSSSSS

>>21616624
SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, DANDY.

>>21616539
SUCK ON A BANEBLADE'S MAIN ARMAMENT, YOU ASS-SNIFFING XENO COCKMANGLER. I CAN SMELL XENO PUSSYRUBBING MUDFUCKERS FROM ACROSS THE EYE OF TERROR! IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THE SMELL OF FRANCIS'S DEAD MUM AFTER THE TYRANIDS HAD THEIR WAY WITH HER FLAYED CORPSE.

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>>21616546
blue
blue
we will trade two gauss guns and a squat we found
for wonderful blue toilet paper
we have deal?

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>>21616636
NO FUCK YOU STEVE GO RAPE THAT TAU FAGGOT CUZ THE GOD EMPEROR KNOWS YOUR HERETICAL ASS LOVES TAU DICK

>>21614786
FUCK IT. STRIP THE BITCH AND DECLARE A CHAPTER WIDE FUCKFEST!

This post brought to you by The Anti-Message, advocating sexism and lewd behavior in gaming, because We Am Mens.

>>21616641
MY MOTHER DIED FIGHTING THOSE TYRANIDS, YOU XENO FETISHIZER.

YOUR MOTHER, I AM NOT SORRY TO SAY, COULD BE SAVED IF YOU COULD PULL HER AWAY FROM CHOKING OF OLD FART SCREAMUS' CRUTCHED DICK.

>>21616624
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU, SAMUEL! YOU COULDN'T ENJOY A CUP OF COFFEE PROPERLY IF YOU WERE STICKING YOUR DICK IN IT, WHICH IS EXACTLY HOW YOU FUCKING ENJOY YOUR COFFEE, YOU SCREAMING-SHITSTAINED ULTRAMARINE FANFIC WRITING SPARKLEFUCKER!

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>>21616661
there are no squats

>>21616670
DID I HIT A NERVE, YOU FAGGOT?

STILL USING THAT COFFEE TO GET RID OF THE STING FROM YOU LAST ASSFUCKING?

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>>21616692
remove your self to the nearest inquisition outpost

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>>21616692
illogical
we have one right here
it speaks in a quirky accent
and makes beer and smokes cigars
as likeable as it is we have not coveted its ass

>>21616706
now cray on loyal citizens AND FELLOW COCK BASHING RAGE MACHINES

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>>21616690
FLIP THE CODEX BITCH COME GET DESTROYED YOU LIMP DICK NURGLING LOOKING ELDAR FUCKKKKERRRR

>>21616690
ANGELO YOU PRISS, WHO ASKED YOU ANYTHING? AT LEAST I DON'T SWILL IT IN MY ASS YOU QUIET CRYING STUCK UP HOITY TOITY PISSBABBY XENO AND ANTHRO LOVING DOUBLE DONG FONDLY FAGGOT FAPPING HOOF FUCKING BLUE SKIN LOVING HERETIC.

>>21616713
THE COMMISSAR SAY THERE ARE NO SQUATS THIS IS A XENO TRICK.

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>>21616496
Sir, if I was not busy defending these unarmed civilians right behind me against three Carnifexes here, I would be offended enough to tell you that you are truly an unkind person, whose presence is to be loathed by anyone with a shred of decency.

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>>21616732
(forgot pic, may need some sleep)

>>21616675
IF BY FIGHTING, YOU MEAN RUBBING HER LEAKING COOCH ON OL' ONE EYE'S THROBBING TAIL, THEN SHE'S A HERO OF THE FUCKING IMPERIUM, JACOBS.

>>21616696
NO I HAD TO WASH YOUR MOMS HOOKER SPIT OUT OF MY MOUTH

>>21616754
HAHAHA YOU MADE OUT WITH HIS MOM? SHIT MAN THAT WAS STUPID

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>>21616661
I have a Blood Angel drinking buddy I'll need to consult about that.

>>21616598
That's quite a nasty conundrum you've got there. I mean, what happens if he rubs Y all over his Z by accident? I'm not sure you thought this through.

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>>21616747
or get the encouraging extra metal rations *wink wink*

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>>21616739
no its not
honest
no tricks here
please give us the blue toilet paper
please

>>21616748
IT'S FRANCIS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKGRABBIN' JACOBS, FAGGOT.

BUT NO SERIOUSLY, YOUR DESCRIPTIONS ARE FUCKING VIVID. HAVING THOSE THOUGHTS AGAIN YOU CLOSET SICKLY XENO CUMSOCK?

Hey remember when Angry Marines was a parody of 40k's overly grim characters and not overused, outdated, unfunny, Reddit-tier bullshit?

>>21616767
WAS ALL GOOD TILL I SAW THE SLAANESH MARK THEN I PURGED THE BITCH AND FUCKED HER CORPSE

>>21616778
YOU WILL WALLOW IN YOU SHIT AS BEFITS THE XENOS.

>>21616769
YOUR LUCKY HIS Z AIN"T INVOLVED PALL THAT"S A HOWL OTHER GREATER DEMON

NOW GET LOST CODEX PLEASING SPACE STAINED GROT SNOT

>>21616754
I DIDN'T REALIZE THEY WERE CALLING IT A MOUTH NOW. WHATEVER MAKES IT LESS GAY, EH?

>>21616778
BR? BR?

HUEHUE?

bitches aint shit
just sayin'

FUCK MAN I KEEP HEARING THEM, FUCKING PURGE.

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>>21616803
our bodies do not produce fecal matter
we want the blue toilet paper
because its blue
please trade it for something
please
please we want the blue

>>21616827
HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOUR MOTHER SOME FRESH BLUE BALLS?

>>21616809
I DIDNT STOP TO LOOK THE GLORY OF BATTLE GOT OUT OF HAND AND I FUCKED QUITE A FEW QUESTIONABLE THINGS THAT DAY

>>21616794
YOU'RE GODDAMNRIGHT THEY'RE VIVID, AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOUR MUM'S WARP-TAINTED TAINT, FRANNIE "CUMGARGLER" JAY.

>>21616827
YOU KNOW WHAT SACK OF RUST HEAP SHIT TAKE THE BLUE SPACEGIGOLO AND GET OF OUR SHIP TO TRICE WELDED ASS CLAMP

>>21616800
REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO HAVE A LEAKING DICK INSTEAD OF A LEAKING HOLE IN YOUR TORSO, HERITIC?

>>21616846
ANDREW YOU BUMBLING SHIT, MY MOTHER'S LAST NAME ISN'T JAY. IT'S ROBINSON. YOU FUCK UP, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCK MY MOTHER RIGHT.

YOU EVEN FUCKED SOME DUMB WARP TAINTED WHORE, AND PROCLAIMED IT PROUDLY. WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN RIGHT WITH YOU ANYMORE?

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HEY YA 'ELLOW 'HUMIE GITS I 'EAR YA GOT YER SELVES UN' 'EM SQUISHY TYPES, GONE SOFT HAS YOU?! SHUL'DA 'SPECT SO MUCH FRUM A'BUNCH'A HUMIES

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>>21616832
we do not recall having a mother
but we would greatly appreciate some freshblue balls
we trade 2 gauus guns for them
we have deal?

>>21616847
we trade for something to do with blue
*and* ass?
very good deal
we offer four imperial guardsmen and a squat for this offer

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Now now now, my good battle-brothers, can you not use your anger more productively?

Look down there, on the planet! Innocent people, citizens of our proud Imperium, the privilege as our Emperor's Astartes to protect them against the cosmic horrors, both cry out for you to grant them your succor!

Will you not listen? Or will you abandon these poor people to their fates, merely to insult one another further and further?

If so, then show me the way to your airlocks, you need not even spare a drop-pod for me, I shall jump, and even if the mere impact itself kills me before I can even give the littlest bit of help, I must try.

>>21616841
OTHER WAY AROUND RIFT SPHINCTER.

>>21616879
FUCK YOU GREENSKIN I WILL SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU WILL GET INDIGESTION

>>21616879
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE GREEN SKIN EVEN A FUCKING GUARDSMAN COULD FUCK YOUR FUCKING SHIT UP

>>21616879
GO SHOVE YOUR TEETH UP YOUR SEVERAL CAVERNOUS ORIFICES, GREENSKIN.

>>21616887
THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME DAVE? I HAVE OVER THREE THOUSAND CONFIRMED DAEMON KILLS FUCK FACE COME AT ME FAGGOT

>>21616881
HAND THE WEAKLINGS OVER AND WE GIVE YOU THE BLUE ASS LIKER AND A LITTLE EXTRA BLUE DISK PRES THE BLUE BUTTON YOU CAVITY FILLING ARS RAT AND HOLD IT TIGHT IN A BODY CAVITY OF CHOISE

>>21616927
I THINK THE GREENSKIN, THE BUG, ANDREW, FRANCIS AND YOUR NEW UNCLE ALREADY BEAT ME TO IT.

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Did some one say Greenskins? I swore I heard some one say something about green and skins.

>>21616877
WHY THE XENOS FUCKING FUCKSTICKS DO YOU THINK SHE LEFT YOU IN AN ORPHANAGE ON A WARP-FREE GARDEN WORLD, YOU LEAKING CUMRAG? TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE GODDAMNED CLERGY?

AND YOU THINK I WOULD TRY TO NAIL YOUR TAINTED MUM WITHOUT MY THRICE BLESSED CHAINDICK, YOU FAILURE OF AN ANGRY MARINE?

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>>21616886
THE FUCK IS THIS FLOWER CHILD IMPOSTER?

>>21616957
FUCK YOU IM TELLING THE CHAPLAIN ABOUT THAT 'FLING' YOU HAD WITH THAT CULTIST A FEW BATTLES BACK WHO BY THE WAY KEEPS FUCKKKKING CALLING ME LOOKING FOR YOUR LIMP DICK CUM GUZZLING FUCK STICK ASS

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>>21616985
Right here, Teeny Tiny Marine

>>21615224
GODDAMMIT JOHN!

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>>21616985
Greenskins you say?
I'm smelling a purge comin' on!

>>21616991
YEAH I DO. PERSONALLY, I DON'T PUT ANY DUMB FUCKING ACT BEHIND YOU, BESIDES, I FIND THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE A DICK LAUGHABLE ANYWAY. WHAT'S NEXT? INTELLIGENCE AND A FAMILY? NO WAIT, THAT SECOND PART IS ALL YOU. FRANCIS THE PUSSY WHIPPED FAMILY MAN. GO CRY INTO YOUR PILLOW AND SEND MORE LETTERS TO YOUR WEAK KNEED WIFE.

>>21617021
>whyboner

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>>21617021
BRING IT ON FAGGOT, THESE HIPS WERE BLESSED BY THE EMPEROR HIMSELF.

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>>21617005
Battle-brother, do not force me to raise my finger against you and call you a most unheroic subject of a Space Marine!

>>21617020
I SEEM TO REMEMBER SOME DUMB FUCK WHO FITS YOUR DESCRIPTION BRINGING THE STICK THING TAINTED TAINT CUMSICK CUMSOCK AROUND.

WHAT NOW CAN'T PULL HIS OWN FUCKSTICK OUT OF HIS OWN FUCKHOLE?

>>21617005
HOW THE FUCK DID HE EVEN FIND A WAY ON HERE?

(turns around to the croud of angry marines)

WHERE THE FLYING FUCKMUNCHING HELL IS THE NEW CHICK? TELL HER TO GET HER LEAKING DICK, I MEAN VAGINA (FUCK OFF ANDREW WITH A BOLTER IN YOUR ASS), OVER TO THE AIRLOCKS AND START SEARCHING FOR HOLES IN THE SHITTING SHIP!

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>>21617052
FUCK YOU. EVERY WORD YOU SPEND CRYING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING VAMPIRE SOAP OPERAS IS A MOMENT NOT SPENT PURGING GREENSKINS AND TENTACLE FUCKERS.

>>21617053
THAT WAS BATTLE BROTHER ALAN FUCK STICK HE GOT SPACE AIDS FROM THAT SHIT

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>>21617051
dem gene seed bearing hips

>>21617076
WAIT, YOU'RE NOT ALAN?

FUCKING FAGGOT, YOU HAVE HIS ARMOR. IT'S EVEN GOT HIS BITCH GRAFFITI ON IT.

SWITCH IT AND FUCK OFF, HAVE A NICE DAY IN HELL TO, ROD REAR RECEIVER.

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>>21617062
the fuck did you just say faggot? your limp dick couldnt handle this

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>>21617021
daaaayum

>>21617115
I AM GOING TO USE THAT HAIR TO HOLD YOU IN PLACE WHILE I WRECK YOUR TEMPLES, AND YOUR TEMPLE WITH A CHAINDICK.

>>21617101
I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS SHIT BUT THE ARMORER WAS BEING QUITE THE NIGGER AND HANDED ME ALANS SHIT WHEN HE DIED AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU TO ASS MASTER OF THE SEA OF GAYS

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>>21617136
YOU FUCKTARD. IT'S FUCKING HERESY TO FUCK UP THE EMPRAH'S TEMPLES, NUMBNUTS.

>>21617146
FUCK HIM UP ON THE WAY OUT, QUEENIE.

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>>21617051
Ha! Your hips are weak, tiny, most pitiful. A mere speck compared to the greatest of my massive hips!

>>21617037
Why you ask? Because none can resist my vast green magnificence. Serve me well and prehaps I shall let you live upon my left breast.

>>21617155
BUT I'M FUCKING UP HER TEMPLES, AND HER TEMPLE, IN OTHER WORDS, HER SKULL AND HER VAGINA, OR RATHER WHAT WILL BE LEFT OF IT DINGUS.

>>21617036
FRANCIS, I MEAN BITCHTITS, YOU THINK I EVER HAD A WIFE? THAT DUMB ASSMUNCH WAS THE WIFE OF A DEAD ULTRAMARINE SPARKLEFAIRY TITFUCKER THAT DIED ON THE FIFTEEN BILLIONTH PIZZA SLICE THAT I ORDERED ON HIS TAB, YOU SCREAMING ZENO DRYHUMPER SPASTIC.

>>21617115


HEY CUNT WAGON, THERE'S A FUCKING RUMOR GOING AROUND THAT BITCH TIT BATTLE SISTERS ONLY FEED OFF OF THE DIVINE SEMEN OF BATTLE BROTHERS. WELL I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY DICK IS PRIMED AND FUCKING READY TO GIVE YOU ALL THE FEEDING YOU COULD EVER NEED.

>>21617136
look fuck stick if you dont want to have your junk removed in five seconds i suggest you fuck right off back to your bunk

>>21617162
Make it left butt cheek and we have a deal.

>brb becoming heretick

>>21617070
Really, battle-brother? The enemies you killed are but a minor number compared to the innocents I saved, compared to the shells my form withstood, compared to the battle-brothers of mine who right now, while you are laughably beating eachother with PUSSIFIED STICKS, ARE DOWN THERE, FIGHTING AN ENTIRE TYRANID HIVE-FLEET BY THEMSELVES, WITH THEIR FISTS FOR THEIR BOLTERS ARE EMPTY, WITH THEIR HEARTS, FOR THEIR ARMS ARE WEARY, WITH THEIR BRAVERY, FOR THEIR FORMS ARE TORN!

Your empty fury is nothing compared to our just wrath, the same wrath with which we stand for those who can not stand for themselves!
I laugh at all of you, for you even let that little xeno escape, I laugh at you, for even the greenskin passed by your gaze, I laugh at you, for even the stern Black Templar finds you laughable!

>>21617115
GOOD, NOW YOU CAN DO SOMETHING THAT COULD BE CONSTRUED AS HELPFUL. FIND OUT WHERE THAT SPARKLING FANFIC REJECT CAME FROM, AND MAKE SURE THIS SHIT WOULDNT HAPPEN AGAIN, LEST I BREAK A FOOT IN YOUR FUCKING BACKDOOR.

>>21617174
NICE STORY FACE CUNT. PROBLEM IS, I WAS AT YOUR FUCKING WEDDING. REMEMBER? I WAS FUCKING THE BRIDE.

LONGEST I DO I'VE EVER HEARD. THEN THE BITCH KEPT REPEATING IT ALL EXASPERATED AND SHIT.

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>>21617178
just a rumor brother now get the fuck out of here lest i purge you from this universe

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Guys, can't we all just get along?

>>21617182
CAN'T HEAR YOU CUM CONTAINER.

WAS THAT SOMETHING ABOUT ACTING LIKE THE WHORE YOU ARE?

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>>21617162
Fuck your heresy, fuck your hips, fuck your daemonically fatass, fuck Nurgle, fuck every other Chaos god, fuck the bitch ass Lamenter in here, fuck greenskins, and fuck you.

It's fucking on, heretic.

>>21617205
LIKE I GIVE A SAILING SHIT, YOU GODDAM NEAR-HERETICAL FUCKING ANAL-DWELLING SPAZ.

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>>21617209
i've been communicating with the inquisition for the past hour and all the told me to do was look for the least angry marine but your all more mad than khonre which makes this dam near impossible

>>21617232
fuck this im going back to the bridge

>>21617271
ANDREW'S DUNGEON IS TO THE LEFT, YOU UNFIT FOR WAR WHORE. YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY.

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>>21617271

Yes Battle Sister, let us both "go to the bridge"

>>21617229
NO, NO WE CANNOT FUCKING GET ALONG, YOU BLOATED KIDDNAPPING FUCKING CHEESE-THROATED GOOBAG FULL OF EONS-OLD CHAOS TAINTED JIZZUM.

PS: YOUR STINKING, SHIT FUCKING CUMSTAIN OF A SON IS STILL LURKING AROUND HERE. GET HIM THE FUCK AWAY FROM OUR FUCKING TECH-PREIST, HE'S SERIOUSLY FREAKING HIM OUT.

>>21617300
fuck off nick you've tried this shit since we got here you know im into women

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>>21617187
Very well, but you are to scratch it should my butt get itchy. And if you're going to build any hertek factorys on it, try not to get oil stains on my coat.

>>21617234
>Fuck your daemonically fatass
Ha! you wish.

Back off now, little marine and maybe I shalln't crush you

>>21617290
fuck it ill kill andrew for the shits and giggles

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>>21617329
What about futas?

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>>21617239
Do you also not care about the fact that you will never have beakies?

As for me, I am wearing this helmet here, and I am now going to drop out of this air-lock, see you on the planet when you decide to grant your words truth, cowards.

Of course, you are all free to stay here and TALK about your problems, instead of doing it like me: GO KILL THE PROBLEMS!
Bah, Angry Marines, just another of those prancy newcomers who go around talking all day without actually doing anything.

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>>21617329

I-I could be a woman for you, if that's what you wanted, battle sister.

>>21617349
YOU AREN'T SO BAD FOR A GASH MASHER. STAY AND ALL, YOU BUTCH WHORE.

>>21617213
WELL, THEN GET BACK IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN AND PULL YOUR ARMOR DOWN, DICKWHISTLER, CAUSE I'VE HAD A STRESSFULL DAY BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF SPASTIC ANALMUNCHING XENOS AND RAMMING THE CHAPTER'S BATTLESTANDARD UP LYLE'S ASS, THE SCREAMING TABARD RUINING SPUNKBREATHER.

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>>21617338
CRUSH WHAT, BITCH TITS?

I BITCHSLAPPED EIGHT TECHPRIESTS TO GET THE KEYS TO THIS, AND EMPRAH HELP ME IF I DON'T FUCK SOME SHIT UP HERE AND NOW.

>>21617361
ohhhh boy here we go

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>>21617390
Things shall get loud now!

I like where this thread is going.

>>21617361
I WILL FEED THAT FAGGOT HIS OWN FUCKING DICK! I WILL SHOOT IT OFF AND FUCKING STUFF IT DOWN HIS THROAT AND THEN MUTILATE HIS FUCKING FAKE ASS TITS! I WILL RIP HIS FUCKING ARMS OFF AND RAM THEM UP HIS ASS!

>>21617388
LYLE? THE FUCKING PILLOW BITING BLUSH WEARING SCOUT FROM THAT PINK ATMOSPHERE'D PLANET?

KNOW WHAT, FUCK THIS, AND FUCK YOU. THIS LYLE MOTHERFUCKER NEEDS TO MAN UP, NOT FUCK UP.

>>21617374
look your a nice guy and all and fun to purge the enemies of the emperor with but i couldnt do it nick

>>21617361
WHERE IN THE SHITTING EYE DID THAT COME FROM?

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>>21617420
>>21617430
Louder! Louder!!

>>21617428
I GODDAMN KNOW, SPANKY. IT'S LIKE HE'S A FRIGGIN PRETTY MARINE RECRUIT ON HIS SWEARING IN DAY. COME ON AND HELP ME BEAT THE EMPEROR'S MERCY INTO HIS DUMB ASS.

>>21617459
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE, AND WHY IS NO ONE INTERVENING?

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>>21617372
Oh, I'll go kill the fucking problem right now.

Come in Angry Marines, this is Battle Brother Siegfried Gautrium, requesting Exterminatus of about 400 faggots and a shit ton of Tyranids. Sending coordinates.

>>21617470
ANY FUCKING TIME, MOTHERFUCKER.

>>21617459
FOR THE EMPEROR MOTHER FUCKER LETS KILL THEM CHOAS FUCKSTICK FAGGOT RAPE SHIT EATERS

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>>21617389
My, my. Is that the biggest thing you've got? I've eatten bigger things than that.

Maybe it's best if you went home, little boy

>>21617530
SHE'S A BLIMP, YOU FUCKS

POP HER

>>21617500
CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS, YOU SHIT-GARGLING CUNTSMUGGLER, EXTERMINATUS IS CHEATING.

I'M GONNA GO SURF THAT YELLOW EMO FUCK DOWN TO THE SURFACE AND FUCK UP SOME BUGS, HAVE FUN SLAPPING YOUR DICKS TOGETHER YOU COLLOSSAL FAGGOTS.

>>21617508
GREAT, WE GOT AN EMPEROR-THRICE-BLESSED MISSION TO KICK HIS GLITTERY ASS TILL HE HOWLS LIKE BROTHER SCREAMUS WHEN HE HAD HIS DICK TORN OFF SO HE COULD FIT IN A FUCKING TIN CAN WITH LEGS.

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The Heresy here is too great, all shall be purged.

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>>21617488
>>21617527
You interrupt!?

>>21617584
WHAT THE FUCK OF IT?!

>>21617530
FINE, I'LL LANCE THE FUCKING ZIT WITH GREEN TITS. GIMMIE A PAIR OF FUCKING POWERCLAWS, YOU REGRETFUL CUMSTAIN LEFTOVER OF AN ULTRAMARINE, AND I'LL SHOW YOU SHITDICKING ANAL-POUNDERS HOW TO DO IT.

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>>21617584
SHUT THE FUCK UP YA BITCH!

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WHAT NOW NIGGERS! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW!

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>>21617599
>>21617606
Come and hear the song of Slaanesh!

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>>21617622
LET'S GO MOTHERFUCKER. GRAHHHHHH!

>>21617645
HOW ABOUT I HEAR THE SONG OF YOUR SCREAMS FOR MERCY?!

>>21617584
HAHAHA OH WOW, I THINK THE FACT THAT YOU'RE WEARING HEELS HERE SAYS ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID.

>>21617622
STICK A POWERFIELD ON IT AND BEAT HERETICS WITH It, SHITFORBRAINS.

NOW WHICH AIRLOCK DID THAT FUCKING LAMENTER JUMP OUT OF, I'VE GOT AN APPOINTMENT FOR CURB-CHECKING XENO SCUM.

OH YEAH, AND WHICHEVER ONE OF YOU GROT-SHITTING FUCKSTAINS THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY TO HIDE MY POWERFEET, I'M SHOVING THEM UP YOUR FUCKING ASS WHEN I GET BACK.

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>>21617548
Finally someone with a shred of dignity.

Come, brother, let us see under how many enemies it takes to crush a fully-armored Space Marine to death by the sheer weight of their corpses!

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>>21617645
HULK SMASH FAGGOTS!

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HAHAHAHA
This commotion pleases me to no end, but... THIS:
>>21617653
Laughter knows no bounds now.

>>21617689
HE SAID HE WAS GONNA STOMP YOUR ASS DOWN TO SHIT TOO, ASSBREATH.
NOW EXCUSE US WHILE WE GO FINISH YOUR FUCKING JOB, YOU INCOMPETENT PUSSY.

>>21617689
I SHALL JOIN YOU MY BROTHER! LET US TAKE THE FIGHT TO THE FOES OF OMAN INSTEAD OF JUST SPEWING SHIT AT EACH OTHER! IT'S A FUCKING DISGRACE TO THE NAME ASTARTES TO WASTE GODDAMN TIME WITH THIS SHIT AND NOT GO AND END ALL THOSE HERETICS! WITH BOLTER AND FORCE SWORD, MY WILL SHALL SLAUGHTER ALL THE HERETIC FUCKSLIME!

THIS THREAD WAS CUNT-SHITTINGLY AMUSING. IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT /tg/ CAN STILL HAVE SOME FUCKDAMNED WHOLESOME ANGRY FUN ONCE IN A WHILE. GOODNIGHT AND FUCK YOU ALL, YOU SLAANESHI DICKMONGLING FAGGOTS.

>>21617645
(Brother Assripping Fuck-Munch Andrews the Mouthrammer runs past)

SOON AS I FINISH WITH THIS JIZZIM FILLED MUTANT GREENSKIN GASHFIDDLER I'M A-COMING FOR YOU, YOU SCREAMING SPAZ OF THE CHAOS-TAINTED FUCKHEADED SCREECH-LIKING BUTTMUNCHES YOU CALL WORSHIPPERS.

>>21617622
I don't get it

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>>21617723
OH REALLY, YOU BITCH-FUCKING-CUNT, YOU MEAN THE JOB THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN LOST WITHOUT OUR UNDER-MANNED, UNDER-GEARED AND OUTNUMBERED CHAPTER TO HOLD THE LINE WHILE YOU PUSSIES WERE BUSY LOSING SIGHT OF UNDER-AGE ELDAR AND OVERSIZED ORKS?

YES, COME FUCKING LATE TO THE PARTY AND STEAL THE VICTORY LIKE A FUCKING BLOODY MAGPIE! COME ON, NOT LIKE YOU NEVER GIFTED THEM A FEW OF YOUR OWN STUFF!

>>21617803
...Holy shit, guys.

>>21617803
LIVE WITH THE FUCKING FACT, BROTHER SAMUEL, AND HELP ME FIND THAT FUCKING OVERINFLATED COCK-GOBBLING GREENSKIN SHIT-GARGLER FLOATING ON THE FUCKING BREEZE.

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>>21617541
>>21617605
Blimp? Zit? Why I would be offended if tiny little sqeaks like you could even harm me.

But do keep trying, it does tickle me

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>>21617871
I AM A LITTLE BUSY HERE! COME, BROTHERS! FOR EVERY ONE OF US WHO DIES, FOR EVERY STEP OF GROUND WE HOLD WITH OUR CRUSHED BODIES, TEN MORE INNOCENTS SHALL BE SAVED TODAY!

>>21617871
YES, LET US PURGE THE FUCKING XENOS SCUM! MY WILL AND BLADE SHALL DESTROY THE FOES OF THE IMPERIUM!

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>>21617943
I HAVE A FUCKING FORCE AXE READY FOR THEM ALL! LET US JUST SEE HOW MANY SEAS OF BLOOD WE HAVE TO WADE THROUGH UNTIL THEY GET AT LEAST ONE WHO CAN FUCKING DREAM OF MATCHING OUR FURY AND RIGHTEOUSNESS! FOR THE EMPEROR, I RAGE AND DESTROY ALL HERETIC SHIT-SUCKING SCUM!

>>21617943
YOUR HALITOSIS DOESN'T KILL NIDS YOU PREACHY FUCKING WINDBAG, YOUR BOLTER DOES. WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD STOP BEING FUCKING ANGRY?!

AND WHY DON'T YOU KEEP UP YOU WEEDY FOOTSLOGGING FUCKSTICKS, JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A JUMP PACK AND YOU DON'T DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO KILL ALL THESE FUCKING XENOS BY MYSELF.

OH WAIT, APPARENTLY IT DOES. BOY AM I GLAD I'M A COCKKNOCKER AND ALSO NOT YOU, BECAUSE I'D PROBABLY HAVE TO KILL MYSELF OVER HOW FUCKING SLOW I WAS.

>>21617907
WAIT, I THOUGHT ORKS GOT BIGGER BY FIGHTING, NOT BY BEING COMPLETELY FUCKING FAGGOTROCIOUS.

>>21617907
WITH THESE BLESSED POWERCLAWS OF THE ANGRY MARINES I SHALL RIP YOU A NEW DICKTRAPPING CUNT, COCK-SUCKING GREENIE WACKJOB ARTIST!

(turns around) NOW STOP TRYING TO FIND YOUR BALLSACKS, SHITSTAINS, WE GOT A HERETICAL XENOS FOE OF THE EMPEROR TO SHRED TO JIZZIM-STAINED PEICES! CHARGE HER GASH AND DON'T STOP SHREDDING UNTIL WE REACH HER ASSHOLE! OPERATION REACHAROUND IS GO!

(runs straight for the closest orface to tear into)

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

>>21618045
JUMP PACKS ARE FOR PUSSIES! WITH TELEKENETICS I FLY BY WILL ALONE, YOU FUCKING ASSMUCNHER! HAVE FUN CLEANING THE FIELD AS I FUCKING RIP THEM ALL APART WITH MY MIND! (eviscerates a squad of khorne berserkers with telekenetics)

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>>21618105
HAVE FUN FALLING TO CHAOS YOU WARP FEEDING ASPIE.

>>21618045
I AM COMING, BATTLE-BROTHER, TO FINALLY KICK THIS XENO-BITCH'S INTERNAL ASSETS IN BEFORE I TEAR OFF MY CODPIECE TO RIP OFF HER SKIN AND USE IT TO FORNICATE WITH HER SKULL!

In short I'M GONNA SKULL-FUCK YOU!

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>>21618147
AND NOW THIS XENO-BITCH EVEN MADE ME LOSE MY FUCKING PICTURE!

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>>21618045
Sorry, but are you trying to do something to my vast greatness?

I can guess you are by your screams, but your pitiful powerclaws do nothing but bounce of my beautiful skin.

>>21618142
HAVE FUN MISSING OUT ON THE BATTLE BY WAITING AROUND ON YOUR ASS INSTEAD OF USING YOUR BLADE AND WILL TO SMITE THE FOES OF MAN LIKE YOU ARE MEANT TO, YOU LAZY FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE! YOU SHOULD DIRECT YOUR FURY AT THEM AND NOT YOUR BROTHERS, DUMB FUCK!

>>21618105
WHEN IN THE SHITTING EYE OF TERROR DID I EVER HAVE A JUMP PACK, YOU WARP-TAINTED ANAL-DIVING JACKOFF? FINISH OFF THOSE PUSSIFIED WEAKILING EXCUSES OF FAILURE OF PROPER WORSHIP TO THE EMPEROR AND LATCH ON TO THE FLYING SNAGGLETOOTHED GREEN SPAZ, RODPOLISHER. I'M NOT SHREDDING HER SPOREHOLE FOR JACK-ALL NOTHING.

>>21618154
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FAT FAGGOTRY! NO FAT ASS BITCH CAN USE OUR COLORS! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!

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Wait, that's a chick?! Dammit, Hooper, I thought you were just a dude with a really nice ass!