>>21566235

Lets take on Parkson Avenue, that tarmac and asphalt bastard has it coming!

>>21566235
kick his kneecaps to make him fall

>>21566247

shut up

>>21566235

keep on our toes, when he comes in at us next time, side step and pound him in the side, back by the kidneys

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>>21566247

Astonishing Literal Street Fighter Quest will run after this one has ended. And obviously the first target is going to be that section of 4th Avenue with a pothole that screwed up my car.

My only problem with this quest is how much of a waifu-chasing bitch the main character is. Not your fault OP, the players are just awful. Never talks smack to his opponents and always acts like a gentleman to every fucking girl that crosses his path.

Wait for him to overextend a punch, sidestep, and Gentleman's Reply him right in the chin. Hopefully that'll at least disorient him a bit.

Also, I can't help but think of this song every time I see this quest:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHMLixBRpNI

>>21566315
HEY.
He acts like a gentleman to EVERYBODY.

>>21566384
So he's a complete bitch. Even Dudley and Ryu, the most mild mannered and polite dudes in the series, talk smack.

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The Otaku charges in, fists and feet flying. He seems to yell things in Japanese a lot. Probably move names, you think to yourself, parrying one of the punches as you step back. Or possibly a rant about the nature of justice? Either way it would probably help if you spoke Japanese at all.

>Riddle of Gentlemen time
>available dice pool is six d6. how many are we devoting to attack and how many are we keeping in reserve for defense?
>keeping in mind I'm half making this up on the fly because I don't know the Riddle of Steel system apart from what I'm reading right now

Let us be reasonable and split it down the middle.
3/3
Save any all out attacks for later when his own dicepool has been reduced.

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>>21566509

I agreed about, let start with 3 for attack and 3 for defense. Shall we start rolling?

Fuk dat shit, in to the breach you bastards!
Full 6 to attack his balls!

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Rolled 7, 3, 7, 8, 8, 5 = 38

>>21566532

Sure. I'll roll for The Otaku.

>reading more about this system
>I may be in over my head here

To keep it streamlined/simple let's assume d10s. The Otaku is fast and strong but clumsy and easy to read, meaning he'll need to hit a target number of 7 out of 10 to actually hit anything. Whatever he manages to roll above that, then the players will roll the three assigned defensive dice against a TN. I know this is kind of a huge bastardization of the system but it might be fun? LET'S GO, OTAKU.

Rolled 5, 4, 9, 6, 2, 7 = 33

>>21566614

Let see...

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>>21566614

Oh snap, two that might hit. TN for parrying is six, any tens will assume you manage to parry with a strike to a sensitive nerve cluster or a joint that will cause damage. Roll them bones, /tg/!

>>21566235

i cannot stay for the thread but i just wanted to tell OP that i enjoy reading it in the archives.

good luck gentlemen.

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>>21566654

Rolling your three defense dice, that is. After defense is resolved then it'll be time for a roll for your attack. Or you can just roll 6d6 now and I'll take the first three as defense and the third three as offense.

Seriously, I know Riddle of Steel is basically nothing like this, I'm just kind of throwing this together as I type it.

Rolled 6, 6, 2, 1, 2, 2 = 19

>>21566669
Let's get crazy. In a classy way.

Rolled 2, 9, 2 = 13

For defense against this doofus and his screeching flail attacking

Rolled 3, 3, 5, 2, 9, 7 = 29

this battle is about to explode

Rolled 8, 2, 9, 9, 10, 7 = 45

>>21566709
Rerolling with d10s

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Rolled 6, 3, 1 = 10

>>21566654

Rolled 1, 7, 6 = 14

Imma get all defensive up in here!

Rolled 10, 4, 4 = 18

>>21566751

Wrong dice.

>>21566394
Do we read the same things?

The guy started his fighting career by slogging Boss Honda with a foot long dildo. Categorizing him as a "bitch" loses certain nuances of how things go.

>Rest of the thread
>Riddle of steel
God damn it, why didn't we go ALL IN, RED STANCE, ZONE X, FINAL DESTINATION!

It's almost a tradition already here.

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Rolled 6, 4, 5 = 15

>>21566741

You parry the two closest hits easily, your ripostes striking him in the already-injured elbow. He barely slows down, but he does change stance to face you with only his left. You don't really know if it's because he's injured or if this is just the way some Rider back in the 80s fought or what.

TN6 cause he mad.

Rolled 1, 6, 2 = 9

>>21566846

Only one of The Otaku's attacks come anywhere close to hitting you.

Roll 3d10 with a TN9 to parry it. Raising the TN a bit because it was so heavily crushed once you get multiple rollers. It's a lesson for the future.

Rolled 10, 3, 2 = 15

>>21566867
rollan

Rolled 9, 7, 2 = 18

>>21566867
This guy can take a beating.

Rolled 3, 1, 7 = 11

da peel of fate is yearning

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>>21566877

>nat 10

He's punching with his off hand. You don't parry it so much as swing the stick as hard as possible right into his fist. He yelps in pain and draws the hand back, shaking it.

Roll 3d6 for your counterattack, gents. TN9 again, I feel like the otaku deserves a glimmer of hope.

Rolled 1, 2, 5 = 8

>>21566918
The more like a floodlight of hope than a glimmer.

Rolled 10, 10, 7 = 27

Lets do this in one take

>>21566946
HOLY SHIT

Rolled 10, 3, 1 = 14

>>21566918
Hope?

There's no hope. There's only rider.

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>>21566946

You strike The Otaku on the head so hard you're afraid of your backup sticks snapping as well. He staggers a little, actually stunned this time. Maybe the constant head trauma you've been inflicting finally caught up with him. He's slowly sinking with every step.

>Free Drive
>P. Demon Crusher
>Turn around and dramatically sheath your sticks while he falls.

>>21567012
>>Turn around and dramatically sheath your sticks while he falls.

>>21566394
Dudley has the gutter trash thing, but i don't remember Ryu ever talking crash

>>21567012
>P. DEmon Crusher

We will not give this guy any turnaround flags. No.

>>21567021
Bad you. We can't get suckered into his game.

>>21567012
While i want to do the turn around stuff our objective is to bring pride to the fight scene right?

Let's just Free Drive them

what's the P.Demon Crusher again?

Just free drive him, no need to let him recover and rider kick us with our back turned

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>Omawari-san appears!

"I'm very sorry, but you cannot fight in the street. You are arrested. We are very sorry."

"You may sit in this cell until the prefecture captain returns."

"He will not be returning for several weeks. We are very sorry."

>>21567072
Riders don't kick people in the back do they?

>>21567035
You don't remember street fighter 2?

>>21567012
Turn and Pose. TURN AND POSE! If we don't, we raise the Flag where the badguy attempts to finally kill off the hero, only for the hero to gain a new power up, block the attack, and win.

>>21567012

Turn around, sheath sticks, straighten bowtie.

>>21567110
Wait, I thought that if we turn around, it trickers the flag that allows the hero to go "I'm not dead yet!"

>>21567012
>Turn around and dramatically sheath your
sticks while he falls.

>>21567141
Nah, when the heroes fire off their special move, the monster always stretches out his arm and stumbles forward a few steps before exploding. If we want to try and lock in our position as hero, the only proper response is turn and pose.

You can see this guy's already unconscious on his feet. You turn and telescope the sticks back down. Un-telescope? You're not sure if there's a word for it. In any case, you collapse them back down and sheath them dramatically. Just to be safe you buy yourself another few seconds by dramatically straightening the bowtie. That should be long enough.

You turn around to see The Otaku still stumbling towards you, arms stretched out, eyes rolled into the back of his head.

>Free Drive him down
>Try to shake him awake. No need to be more brutal than we have to be.

>>21567228
>Try to shake him awake. No need to be more brutal than we have to be.

We've won already.

>>21567228
Shake him awake. It's bad go around unconscious. He kinda seems like he needs medical attention.

Punch self in the dick, lie on the ground in fetal position and cry.

>>21567228
>>Try to shake him awake. No need to be more brutal than we have to be.

>>21567356
>>21567256

Turn his body gently over until he is on his back.
Check him for any serious injuries, if he's bleeding and if he's still breathing.
Make sure he is stable and semi-conscious.
Then punch him in the dick.

>>21567228
Try and shake him awake. Yell "ARE YOU OK?" Terry Bogard style. I fear about the structural integrity of that man's skull.

>>21567475

Why? if we were then why did we get into a fight with him in the first place.
I say we take his stuff, pants and shoes included.

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"Hey, you alright?" you ask. You reach out to shake him as gently as you can.

His eyes snap open instantly. He blinks a few times, confused, then turns to face the crowd, arms raised triumphantly. "Yatta!" he shouts. When he sees the crowd's complete lack of reaction he tries it again, confused. Eventually one of the closer nerds explains something to him in Japanese. The Otaku's arms slowly fall as the other man speaks - miming out what you assume to be the fight. It all ends with The Otaku screaming something to the skies and running away. You think he might have been crying into his jacket sleeve.

"That...happened," you say, turning to the camera crew. "I still won, right?"

>be Boss Honda
>be Ellie

>>21567498
Gork and Mork pls go.

>>21567498
We're fighters, not thieves.

>>21567509
Let's be Ellie before moving on to HondaQuest

>>21567509
>be Boss Honda
Time for the riveting conclusion of Adventures in Central America.

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>>21567509

Honda Time!

>>21567509
Be Ellie

I want to see the girl's disgust over the fight

Be Ellie

>>21567509
Be Ellie.

>>21567509
be Honda. We were ellie last time.

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You are Ellie, Kyokugen fighter and King of Fighters participant. After a long night of watching your friend Anon battle in the World Warrior tournament you find yourself ringside for the next King of Fighters match at a depressingly early time of the morning.

"Seriously, how does this happen?" you ask Moira. "Who's even awake to watch people fight this early?"

"There's...a bit of a crowd," Moira says. Maybe a few dozen people, tops. "I guess this one is going to be taped and then run later."

"Bluh," you say. At least Belle is returning from the Judge's table with some news.

"Good news and bad," she says. "Good news, we never have to be here this early again. Bad news, the lineup isn't really favorable to us this time."

"Yeah?" you ask.

"Two grapplers. None of us really have grappling experience, so it's going to be a coin toss to see if we take them out before they take us to the ground."

"What's the third guy?" Moira asks.

"Some sort of mystic. Wears a turban, despite having a Jersey accent."

"Huh," you say. "Okay, what order do we want to go in this time?"

>>21567698
Ellie, Belle, Moira? Moira took out most of the enemy team last time and Belle got the finish with Anon, Ellie should get the first go this time around. Speaking of, who's the striker this time?

>>21567745

No Striker for this match. KoF matches vary a few of the rules at random for matches, largely based on mechanics from various points in the KoF series (though the only two I can think of right now are striker/no striker and allowing/disallowing tagging another fighter in.)

>>21567793
Maybe that could be spiced up a bit? Usually it's tag team matches with elimination rules, that is, people take turns fighting and you have to beat up the whole team to win. What about doing, say, everyone fights at the same time and there's a designated team captain. If that person gets knocked out, that team loses instantly.

Or stuff like that, I can imagine KoF experimenting with different match styles while SF stays more or less the same throughout the years.

>>21567745

That lineup looks good to me.

>>21567698
I dont think we know how they line up, so we might as well do >>21567745
>inb4 Ellie knocks em all out....

>>21567698
Belle, Moira, Ellie. If Belle is modeled off King she should have some projectiles, and grapplers hate projectiles.

>>21567793
At some point you should do some Marvel vs. Capcom style matches, with assists and tagging anytime and team super combos and ridiculous juggle combos. It's be fun.

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"I'll go first," you say. Belle and Moira are a little more specialized, whereas your special move of punching things in the face a ridiculous number of times fits most scenarios.

"Just, be careful," Belle says. "This one's looking kinda weird."

As you step into the ring, your first opponent lumbers in. He looks fit, but he's moving strangely. A little jerky. Behind him you see a turbaned man and another musclebound bruiser.

"Stepping into the ring, it's the...oh god, it's too early for this," the announcer says. He starts rubbing his face with his hand. "Look, I'll dub in something cool when we rerun this later. Just...just fight, guys. This corner's Ellie, this corner's Cruz. Punch each other. I'm going to lay down and cry."

Maybe the announcer's been working a little too hard.

>Take the initiative and unleash Infinity Punches, or wait to see what kind of a fighter this guy is?

>>21568049
What the fuck is wrong with this guy body

We're Belle, and Belle waits for the first strike then rushes down

>>21568049
Voting' to let them take the first move. Being paranoid as fuck about any grapples in the meantime, of course.

>>21568098
Ellie went in first.

>>21568049
Attack him.

>>21568049
Punch his smug face in.

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Like hell you're gonna sit around and wait to get grappled by some musclebound monster. You rush in as soon as the bell rings, fists flying. You manage to hit him with four or five solid punches to the face before he can react - not even defending, just a clumsy attempt to grab you. You slip the grab easily, throwing another four or five punches into his ribs.

Something feels wrong. You've punched a lot of people in the ribs over the years, a lot more people in general. You're in tune with your fists. What you felt there wasn't rib, just...muscle. Slabs of muscle without bone, like a steak. You punch the ribs a few more times just to be sure. Nothing. You hop backwards out of range.

By the sidelines, the man in the turban starts laughing a wheezing, creaky laugh.

>roll 2d10 for INFINITY PUNCHES

>>21568049
Punch in.

Rolled 1, 3 = 4

>>21568275
Something's not right here.

Rolled 12, 2 = 14

>>21568275

Rolled 10, 7 = 17

>>21568275
That sounds horrifying. And perfectly fitting the fighter's pic, since we're at it.

Rolled 4, 4 = 8

>>21568275

Rolled 7, 10 = 17

>>21568275

Try to punch at joint instead. Punching at muscle-body prove to be worthless.

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Rolled 6, 3 = 9

>>21568275
Punches.

>high of 17

This is getting weird. You try another series of punches, hoping for a sense of what's going on in your opponent's body. By punching it. When all you have is a hammer and all that noise.

Punches to the chest are just more meat. The face is soft, but still bonelike. Cartilage, maybe? You wind up a right powerful enough to shatter bricks and unleash it straight into the muscleman's face.

His neck flops backward at a horrifying angle. Straight back, no support. You stop, suddenly cold with fear. The entire crowd (what little of it there is) gasps. "MEDIC! MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC!" the announcer screams.

The muscled-up beast reaches out again. Grabs you this time. As he lifts you over his head for some sort of broken-necked German Suplex the old man starts laughing even harder, so hard he sounds like he's choking.

>roll 1d20 for defense!

Rolled 2

>>21568425
What the hell is going on.

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>>21568355
Speaking of, I don't think we've seen Ellie throw any trademark Kyokugen techniques. Considering her penchant for punching things forever, she should have figured out the Zanretsuken by now, eh?

Rolled 11

>>21568425
We either break free of the grapple with our power or make it so we land on our back/shoulders rather than the top or back of our head while we cushion the fall with our arms, if they're free.

Rolled 2

>>21568425
What the actual fuck, this is worse than hondas dragon... Is it a flesh golem?

Rolled 15

>>21568425
And people thought the Clones army was the weirdest this tourney was ever gonna get.

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Rolled 9

>>21568425
Break this grapple. Get Belle and Moira to investigate that old guy while they're still outside the ring.

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>>21568425

Wait a minute... That guy is actually undead! And the mystic guy must be a strange voodoo priest! No wonder he laugh he a lot because he know that her attacks us useless against undead being!

Rolled 15

>>21568425
IM PRETTY SURE THIS IS NOT REGULATION

Rolled 8

>>21568425
btw, pro wres fan here, expert mode activated. A german suplex is done from the back of the opponent. Since this is from the front, then it'd just be a belly-to-belly suplex. If he's grabbing us from the waist, that is.

Rolled 11

>>21568425
Punch him in the face with the intent of burying his head in the ground. Let's see how far he bends.

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>>21568476
Hey, the KoF tournament had to deal with the almost-reawakening of an ancient evil prophesied in Japanese legend, too.
Meanwhile, the World Warrior tournaments involved a megalomaniac with literal Psycho Power trying to take over the world, plus the Illuminati.

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>>21568447

Her punch-fast is sort of a personalized variant on the Zanretsuken. She learned Kyokugen from her father, but her preferred fighting style is largely influenced by boxing.

>>21568524

Is it? My mistake, I thought the German Suplex was the one that's belly-to-belly where you're just lifted straight up and over.

...the canon explanation is that this is from Ellie's viewpoint and she knows as little about wrestling as I do. Yeah, that's it.

>>21568542
hahahaha that looks terrible. aaahahahahahaha.

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>>21568560
That's just a cartoony artist rendition of the twelve Dolls, Dictator's personal bodyguards, enforcers and troubleshooters. They were led by Cammy the Killer Bee, his right hand (not counting Boxer, Claw and Sagat when they were still together). Since this is after the liquidation of Shadoloo, it's hard to say how the girls are doing now. As I understood it, Dictator's brainwashing with Psycho Power was so severe that if they were ever cut off, they'd likely die or become a vegetable. Either that, or they're living decent lives now.

>>21568558
No biggie, I just wanted to have that "I happen to be an expert on this subject" moment. Because I am a rampant asshole safe thanks to internet anonymity. And I really DO love pro wrestling.

Yeah what Ellie's going through right now is a belly-to-belly suplex, at least the overhead variation of it. It's identical to the german suplex in every way save for the starting position (and how the guy lands but you know what I mean).

>>21568600
It should be mentioned that the kit each of the Dolls is outfitted with in that picture was their designated specialty. Yes, one of the Dolls specialized in twin tomahawks.

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>high: 15

You kick your weight forward into the motion instead of trying to fight it. This lets you overshoot the intended throw - which would have dropped you on your head - and instead awkwardly fall onto your back. It hurts, but it doesn't kill you. So that's something.

The boneless man comes to his feet as you're coming to yours. The man in the turban stands from his seat and raises his hands. Says something in a language you don't recognize, holding his hands out like he's Emperor Palpatine or something. The boneless man twitches and spasms, then his head shoots back up.

"Yeeeeah! Get 'er!" he shouts, Jersey accent in full effect.

You have no idea if this is legal or not anymore. In any case, it looks like it's time to abandon set-up strikes or combos, this thing won't even notice them. You change your stance a little, giving yourself more grounded footwork as you pull your right fist back. The giant lumbers toward you, arms stretched out.

>roll 1d100 for STRONG PUNCH

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Rolled 64

>>21568648
KO'OH KEN
KYOKUGEN STRONK

Rolled 45

>>21568648
Time for punching his head off.

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Rolled 51

>>21568648

Falcon Punch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

Rolled 90

>>21568648
FALCON

>>21568600
lol she has thunderthighs.

Rolled 70

>>21568648
TIME TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP

Rolled 7

>>21568648
KYOKUGEN STRONK

inb4nat1sprainedwrist

>>21568703

>nat 1
>Ellie somehow punches herself

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Rolled 27

>>21568648
PUNCH THE HERETIC'S LIGHTS OUT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPmn_Fn41sI&list=FL-SW4hyIC8fDttUC_yym6HQ&index=15&featur
e=plpp_video

Rolled 71

>>21568648
So what the fuck

Is the dude even alive?

Rolled 2

>>21568648
Punch till you can't punch no more.

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Rolled 62

>>21568648

Rolled 22

>>21568648
THIS HAND OF OURS GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER

Rolled 94

>>21568648

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Rolled 35

>>21568674
should've picked a gif where Ryo does his KYOKUGEN STRONG punch

>>21568798
The Tenchi Haoken is indeed a stronk punch.

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>>21568787

Your fist bursts through his chest, tearing through the thin veneer of skin and muscle straight into whatever counts for its muscly heart.

This is the grossest thing that has ever happened.

As you pull your hand out the...thing, whatever it is, begins to scream. It erupts in a burst of chi, flaring bright white as it burns away into nothingness.

"Welp, that's why I summoned two of 'em," the man in the turban says. "Jagen, get up there."

A second muscle monster leaps from the sidelines straight into the ring. That's...quite a jump. It steps into a clumsy martial arts stance. Behind the back of the creature you can see the man in the turban flipping through a Teach Yourself Tae Kwon Do book. So it looks like he's controlling these things somehow?

>STRONGPUNCH
>tag in Moira
>tag in Belle

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>>21568814
>tag in Belle
Rushdown against manhands like those will scarcely end well. We need to zone him out.

Rolled 89

>>21568814
FALCON
>Strongpunch
PAWNCH

Rolled 11

>>21568814
>STRONGPUNCH
In case this one is just like the other, Ellie's the only one that hit hard enough to take it down.

Rolled 86

>>21568814
Let's try a Strong Punch

Hey it worked against the last guy, what could possibly go wrong

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>>21568837
>>21568850
With these rolls, I'm willing to go for a s.HP as well. Take him out in one blow! Show him how invincible Kyokugen Karate is!

Rolled 44

>>21568814
What is the color of your guts?

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Rolled 8

>>21568814
Karate strong!

>>21568814
We need to strongpunch him, the others dont nearly have our offensive power, and those things dont fucking die if you dont rip them apart.

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Rolled 90

>>21568814
>>STRONGPUNCH

My Kyokugen Karate is STRONG!

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Rolled 91

When we will work out tag moves?
Gotta have tag moves

>>21568938
I'm not quite sure the official King of Fighters rules permits tag moves like that. That's gotta be illegal somewhere.

>>21568951
Then again, Kyosuke's level 3 in CvS2 involved calling Batsu and Hinata as strikers in a triple-team attack, so what do I know?

>>21568951
During KoF 2001(?) you could call your buddies like the MvC series

>>21568938
Probably falls under striker rules if you're doing it like that.

You consider tagging in a teammate. If this thing turns out to be a proper striker Moira might make sense, but if this one also lacks bones then her counter techniques would probably be useless. Best to see if this one has the same weakness.

You wait for the awkward creature to throw a really, really terrible roundhouse kick your way before unleashing another powerful punch straight for its midsection. You hit it solidly - the thing actually moves a few inches on the mat - but not enough to pierce this time. The abs on this one are just positively unreal.

"You like them abs?" the man on the sidelines says. "I summoned this one to have the sickest freakin' abs anyone ever saw. You ain't gettin' by those."

The homunculus throws an awkward kick at you. The form is terrible and it's slow as hell, but the surprise of it moves you back. The man in the turban is laughing even harder now.

"Hyeeh heh heh heh! You better call a vet, sweetheart, cause them puppies are sick!"

You hate this SO MUCH.

>try demolishing its limbs one at a time
>clamber up its back and start pounding on the head, kinda like when Legolas fought the elephant in that one Lord of the Rings movie
>tag in a teammate

>>21568951

If I'm not mistaken that's from Neo-Geo Battle Colosseum. I liked the slightly older Ryo appearing as Mr Karate in that, actually.

Rolled 15

>>21568982
>>clamber up its back and start pounding on the head, kinda like when Legolas fought the elephant in that one Lord of the Rings movie
Or like a certain wanderer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWB8P4jbsAA

>>21568982
Let's do like the girl's favorite elf Legolas and climb that mothefucker

>>21568982
Did he just seriously switch to TKD in the middle of the match?

Tag in Belle and let her kick some ass.

>>21568997
No that's from NGBC(which have pretty awesome designs btw)
But i think in some canon game you can use your team with assists

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>>21568982
>clamber up its back and start pounding on the head, kinda like when Legolas fought the elephant in that one Lord of the Rings movie
There's not really any limbs TO demolish. May as well end this as quickly as we can before we get manhandled.
>>21568997
Indeed, that's Ryo as Mr. Karate circa Neo-Geo Battle Coliseum, a sort-of Smash Bros.-type dream match. It's not the best game, but it's something.

>>21568982
How much i hate this guy. Rip and tear his puppets limbs of, just for the pleasure of puppeteer guy then tagging in for you to demolish.

>try demolishing its limbs one at a time

Switch out to Belle, let her have some of this crazy voodoo action.

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You stay just slightly inside the huge beast's range. It's slow - all that muscle actually gets in the way of its movement. If you can bait it just right then maybe...

Ah, there. It's throwing another one of the world's slowest roundhouse kicks at you.

>roll 1d20 for an acrobatics check

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>>21569076
Whoosh!

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>>21569076
We are a leaf on the wind

>>21569109
EVERYONE
STOP ROLLING

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>>21569076

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>>21569131

Hollymolly! Airmaster style!

>>21568982
>clamber up its back and start pounding on the head

do it kinda like this
http://youtu.be/E1aqwGCvhyM?t=39s

This match is going to end and Ellie will have torn out a guys heart and split a guys skull. And will be covered in blood and gore.

I say we just intimidate the voodoo guy after this.

>>21569170
Then we walk home covered in gore, forget to shower, and start whaling on cirminals

>>21569170
I think he deserves a better scare than just that. A punch to the face for the gross stuff he made Ellie do is the least we can do. And its entirely too early for his zombie shit.

>>21569170
Glare at him, and kindly inform him it is too damn early in the series for demonic bullshit. They are huge, have huge guts, and we collect guts

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>>21569109
>>21569131

>two nat 20s

You slip under the kick and punch him in the side as hard as you can with a roundhouse. Just enough to spin him a bit and expose his back to you. Wasting no time you leap onto his back, holding on for dear life as he awkwardly tries to throw you. Determined, you dig your heels into his sides and climb. Climb until you're high enough on his back to have a good shot straight down.

Your fist shatters whatever counts for this monster's skull.

As this one screams and erupts into flaming chi you think that maybe you should have jumped off. Nothing to do now but riding this flaming disintegrating monster corpse to the ground and hope the leather biker gear protects you.

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>>21569216
Homunculus shit, not zombie shit. No one told us there was working alchemy in the world.
Next you're gonna tell me there's a portal to go back in time so Anon can destroy Soul Edge.

>>21569277
>Implying we wouldn't give soul-edge a monocle and top hat

>>21569277
I think that's for Honda

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"Mister Wendal to the stage," the announcer says. The man in the turban - Mr Wendal, apparently - is standing still, terror in his eyes.

You rise from the ashes of whatever the hell that thing was. You're a bit scorched - probably going to replace everything you're wearing - but unhurt. You're going to have to thank your dad for buying you this stuff.

Slowly Mr Wendal comes to the stage. He climbs into the ring slowly - almost gingerly - clearly afraid for his life.

>STRONK PUNCH
>knock the turban off of his head and point out of the ring

>>21569335
Glare at him, point at him, then off the stage

>>21569335
>knock the turban off of his head and point out of the ring

No need to kill him

>>21569335
>get the fuck out before I send you after them myself.

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>>21569277

The muscle monsters were more akin to the tulpas made of chi that Boss Honda has been fighting out in Idaho, chi given human form and some agency. Mr Wendal threw out the standard human form and mind and decided to just make super muscly guys so he could make some cash in the King of Fighters circuit.

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>>21569335
>knock the turban off of his head and point out of the ring
"You know what you did."

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>>21569335
>knock the turban off of his head and point out of the ring

Way too early for his shit.

>>21569335
Tag in Moira. Have her strangle the shit out of him.

>>21569335
>STRONK PUNCH

Anon may be lenient with his opponents, ellie is decidedly not. Dont kill him, of course.

>>21569398
In fact, maybe say something like "I'm not going to hurt you."

...

"The evil Aikido nun will"

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>>21569335
>>knock the turban off of his head and point out of the ring

>>21569335
>knock the turban off of his head and point out of the ring

Throw in a witty line about how he shouldn't get into a fighting tournament if he isn't willing to get punched in the face.

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You step forward and slap the huge turban off of his head.

"I-I just..." he starts. You clench your fist in his face to silence him, then point out of the arena. Tears actually start to well up in his eyes a bit.

"B-but I..."

You shake your head and point again.

Mr Wendal quietly shuffles to the side of the ring and climbs out, shoulders slumped.

"That's it for this round!" the announcer says. "I just finished throwing up, as I think about half the audience did. Anyone in the audience who wants to get a drink after that, I'll be at the bar in the lobby. I know how early it is, Dale, shut up."

"How was that?" you ask your teammates as you climb out of the ring.

"I hated that. I hated every second of that," Moira says.

"You really missed a golden opportunity," Belle says. "Just think it over real fast."

"What, to punch a monster's heart out? I think I can cross that off the bucket list," you say.

"No, to shout KALI MA when you tore the monster's heart out," she says.

"...fuck!" you shout. It seems so obvious in retrospect.

>>21569525
Don't worry. Ask the announcing to dub it into the rerun.

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That's it for SFQ tonight. That kinda went to a weirder place than I meant it to. As always, thank you for reading and participating!

>>21569545
so SF Man, i suppose this is going to end with the Fabio fight right?

Oh! Oh! Next time we know we're fighting some sort of not-man-not-alive thing like that, we should do this!

http://youtu.be/Xg3fMdIRlJk?t=10m44s

>>21569636
FUCK. timer doesn't work with the embed feature. head over to 10:44

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>>21569633

That's the rough plan. Wrap up subplots and battle Erich, then Street Fighter Quest will end. It'll be back someday as Street Fighter Quest: Champion Edition, but when we reach a logical stopping point I'd like to let it take a break for a bit instead of burning out or running the quest into the ground.

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>>21569788

I'll probably write something else in the meantime, though. I'll either throw out some ideas to the community and see what you guys would like, or maybe just see if anyone's got a setting that they'd like to see a quest thread out of that I could do something interesting in. I half want to do one in the Assassin's Creed universe for a Templar who never manages to interact with important figures, make major changes or do anything really important, he's just some unlucky SOB who gets terrible jobs and has to worry about people sucker-stabbing him from rooftops. And there was the Infinicon thread awhile back where some people came up with the idea to focus more on the seedy underworld of a fundamentally broken city that's an eternal convention, that's an idea that has legs. Or hell, any of the dozens of /tg/ settings that have a setting but not a lot of content, I could take a stab at one of those, maybe. In any case, it'll be decided after SFQ finishes its first run.

Sage for doublepost and rambling to myself.

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>>21569870
I dunno about settings, but if you keep running them as Street Fighting Man I'll keep following them. This has been a very enjoyable journey thus far. Strange, but very enjoyable.

Hm, speaking of next settings. Maybe we can move away from strange and head into...bizarre

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>>21569788
>Street Fighter Quest: Champion Edition
>Street Fighter Quest' : Hyper Fighting
>Super Street Fighter Quest
>Street Fighter Quest Turbo: New challengers
>Street Fighter Quest II
>Street Fighter Quest....

This quest will outlive the board.

>setting suggestions
Tank Police. Rolling to hit would only determine if you hit your mark, or blew up the building next to your mark, causing it to collapse ontop of your perp. It would work well with your style, though you'd have to play a bit fast and loose with the timeline, since the anime had us at 2012 with a bacterial cloud overhead we'd already adapted to, while the mangas had it sometime in the early 2100's and everyone still got deathly ill just by taking a lungfull of outside air.

>>21570161
If he did that, he'd have to include a collateral damage sum after each outing. I would play the fuck out of this, if I was ever on early enough to catch your threads.

>>21570283
>Collateral
>5 buildings
>27 civilians
>1 family of ducks

>>21570020

There's an idea. I could swear we have a JJBA quest going right now, though.

>>21570161

Also an interesting one. Haven't seen the OVAs since Sci-Fi had the Saturday Anime block years ago, I'll try to find the manga and give it a read.

>>21570581
We have a JJBA quest going? Shit, my JoJo sense has failed me. TO THE ARCHIVE

"Friend-kun and Shy-chan's Outlandish Journey"

Welp. I'll stick to hoping you run one, thank you very much.

>>21570636

Sorry man, I could have sworn I saw another one. If I were to go in a JJBA direction I'd probably be more likely to run it in the Persona universe with a JJBA-styled FABULOUS protagonist. I'm more familiar with the Persona 3 and 4 universe (I might have played Persona 4 at least three times DON'T JUDGE ME I HAD TO DATE NAOTO), the Persona/Stand angle might be worth exploring and I've been wanting to run a quest focused more on exploration and character interaction. And I've literally only read a single chapter of JJBA, I wouldn't feel comfortable trying until I've read a lot more.

>>21570910
I can't recommend the manga enough. I honestly can't. The anime adaptation has been REALLY good thus far, as well, and I hope it runs for ALL THE MANGA ALL OF IT.

But seriously, anything in the general style of JoJo's cool. That kind of controlled, methodical bizarreness mixed with ball-shattering action and FABULOUSness is too good to pass up, even if it's not the setting itself.

>>21566235
Its possible but completely different universes. Vampires(more like Gaki) created from wearing ancient mayan masks crafted from alien material compared to the Persona 3-4 universe is a bit stretch

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>>21569870
Hey Street Fighting Man have you ever watched Asura's Wraht?
It has an interesting setting if anything else

>>21570910
If you ran Persona Quest I would literally be following EVERY SINGLE THREAD EVER. You are single-handedly the best quest-runner I've seen in years, and I was there for BloodQuest and LordQuest.

Also constantly pushing to get Black Frost because that nigga be overpowered as shit and awesome as a result.

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>>21571264

The fact I had to look up the bit about the mask means I'm not the person to run a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure quest. That's apparently Jojo's Bizarre Adventure 101.

>>21572478

I have not! I'll look into it if I can find a secondhand copy for cheap.

>>21572958

Thanks! I just try to make it entertaining, I'm glad you enjoy it, I'll keep trying to make things interesting.

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>>21573511
My suggestion would be renting or watching on the youtube first

It's not much of a "game" anyway, so yeah

When's the next thread SFman?