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You are Hito Hijikatai the current master of the mansion in Japan, and sometime you become your alter ego Señor Jalapeño a luchador of Justice. Genki Shirou is your current butler who can randomly shift into his alter-ego June. Your half-sister Tomoe is magical girl from different world and she fear male rapist.

You have also got four maids. Katherine the delinquent maids, Sasha the mini-gun wielding maid, Akari the fortune teller and doctor maid, and Rachelle the sexy southern maid. Then also you have a cute crocodile ninja girl who are living in your mansion.

You have your own steam robot who are named Garenn and he is quit hotheaded plus he is always wear his cool sun-glassed. Your own familiar Melphina is a small pixie who can unlock or manipulate electronic devices, she also little obsession with incest anime...


Your Current Favor: 14 points

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Last time, the four Chaos Gods from Warhammer 40k universe came to your world and they want to turn you into their Champion of Chaos.

You clearly tried to resist to become their follower so that you had tried to shake them off.

You had defeated Tzeentch himself by using wrestling skills on him and one of your maid Rachelle used her cunning to banish Slaanesh back to the Warp.

Nows that are two Chaos Gods left, Nurgle and Khorne. You had headed to one of the Church to get your weapons blessed from the priest.

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You decided to wait until the singing is over. After the singing is over, all the people left the churches except for your gang and the priest.

The black priest walking to you and he speaking to you with american accent.
"Hello brother! What can Father William do for you?" The priest asked you.
"Well... I need blessing for our weapons." You told him.
"It is vampire, ghost, unholy monster, cult of Verne...?" Father William keep on asking you and it seem that it is not his first time that he had blessed the weapons.
"Hmm... actually dark gods." You finally answered.
"Hmmm... not easy task... I must use my most powerful blessing... You must sing along with me to make it work." Father William said as he pulled out pair of mics and he handed one of them to you.


What will you do?
A: Ask why you need to sing before you do something.
B: Start singing, (You will need to roll 3d6)
C: Tell priest that you don't want to sing.
D: Something else.

A: Ask why you need to sing before you do something.

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>>21531887


You wondering why you should sing too and you decided to ask him, "Hmm Father William.... Why should I sing too?"
"You see my son... I can sense your great potentiality and if we sing together the blessing will become more powerful. It don't matter if you sing good or bad. The most important part is that you unleash all your feeling and spirit! Do you want to sing?"

You thinking about it for a moment, you think that it don't hurt to try it.


>Roll 3d6 for singing, and I take the best roll from three first rolls.

Rolled 3, 6, 5 = 14

>>21532038

Rolled 1, 4, 2 = 7

>>21532038
Don't think I'm going to get better than the first roll.

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>>21532765

You are holding on your mic and when Father William give you the sign, you started to sing. You and Father William poured all the soul into singing so that both of you started to dance.

Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would, now
I feel good, I knew that I would, now
So good, so good, I got you

Whoa! I feel nice, like sugar and spice
I feel nice, like sugar and spice
So nice, so nice, I got you

When I hold you in my arms
I know that I can't do no wrong
and when I hold you in my arms
My love won't do you no harm

and I feel nice, like sugar and spice
I feel nice, like sugar and spice
So nice, so nice, I got you

When I hold you in my arms
I know that I can't do no wrong
and when I hold you in my arms
My love can't do me no harm

and I feel nice, like sugar and spice
I feel nice, like sugar and spice
So nice, so nice, I got you

Whoa! I feel good, I knew that I would, now
I feel good, I knew that I would
So good, so good, I got you
So good, so good, I got you
So good, so good, I got you
HEY!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5TqIdff_DQ&feature=related

>>21532919

>All right! I didn't miss it.

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The dancing and singing seem to cause effect on the weapons so that it started to glow in holy light. The effort of singing and dancing real took a toll both of so that you and Father William fallen to the floor.

"Are you alright!" Tomoe asked you as you are lying on the floor.
"I'm fine... I'm little tired..." You said as you breath heavily.
Father William raised up with little help from June.
"Very impressive! With those blessed weapon we may get better chance against those Chaos Gods." Bobby said as he admired June's forks that are blessed.

Tomoe helping you up from the floor and you checked on your sword. It glowed with holy light.

What will you do now?
A: Stay at the Church for a while.
B: Start heading for the coast.
C: Start heading straight for Stonehenge.
D: Search after Khorne/Nurgle.
E: Something else.

>>21533051

B. Start heading for the coast.

We can scout around for a good place to fight away from the population centers and let Nurgle and Khorne come to us.

The less we have to worry about collateral damage, the better we can fight the Chaos Gods.

>>21533051
B: Start heading for the coast.
We can take the scenic route to Stonehenge.

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>>21533122
>>21533288


You decided it is best to start heading to one of coast with less civilized peoples.

Before you leave, Father William tried to convert Bobby into Christian until Bobby whisper him. Father William just laughing and he patted his shoulder.
"Sometime it can't be helped when you are a man!" Father William said to Bobby.

You and the gangs are taking the vehicles and start driving to one of the coast. After a hour, it slowly getting darker and you can finally see the coast.

You finally arrived at the coast. What will you do?

>>21533331

Start looking for a place that might make a suitable battlefield. The Chaos Gods only have until tomorrow so they'll be looking hard for us.

Once we find our spot, we can set a watch and be ready. I wouldn't put it past Nurgle and Khorne to attack at night.

>>21533331
Drive along the coast, keep an eye out for the Chaos Gods. They're probably going to try to attack us while we're on the road.

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>>21533441
>>21533453

You and June drive around until you find a suitable place. A old pillbox from 2nd World War. You checked inside the pillbox but it seems that the military had ransacked all the useful thing.

June looking around the surrounding until he comes back to you.
"My master, I had looking around the surrounding and I believe that the North side is strongly protected. Should you set up the tactics defense position or should I do it instead?"


Do you let June set up the defense or you should do it instead? If you choose later, describe how you set up the defense.

>>21533688

>old WWII pillbox

Nice...

June is our combat butler so I think he has a better idea of what defenses to set up than we do. "You go ahead and set up the defense position, June. Stay sharp in case Khorne and Nurgle try to catch us by surprise."

>>21533688
Let June set up the defenses, he's likely better at this.

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>>21533728
>>21533812


"You go ahead and set up the defense position, June. Stay sharp in case Khorne and Nurgle try to catch us by surprise." You told him.
"I will do it my master." June said as he bowed to you before he preparing for defense.

He had put both Tomoe and Kelly inside the pillbox. Bobby and Croco-chan are in stand by. You and June are standing ready for combat.

As time go on as the sky become more darker. Suddently you see a green mist and it slowly coming closer. Through the green mist, you could see... aw shit... Nazis zombies!

What will you do?
A: Let them come closer.
B: Leeroy Jenkins!
C: Tell Tomoe to start using her magic from far range.
D: Something else.

>>21533876

Nurgle's trying to soften us up by throwing zombies at us...or the zombies are a diversion.

C. Have our baby sister take care of those zombies. "Tomoe, see how those goose-stepping corpses like a taste of magical fire."

Keep an eye out for Khorne in case this is a diversion....he will probably come howling in any second.

>>21533876
C: Tell Tomoe to start using her magic from far range.

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>>21533955
>>21533987

"Tomoe, see how those goose-stepping corpses like a taste of magical fire." You tell Tomoe.
"Ok!" She yell as she throw away a powerful fireball blast. When the fireball hit them, the nazi zombies are engulfed by the fire explosion.

Suddenly you could hear sounds of crows and when you watch up, you could see flock of zombie crows and they are heading to you direction.

What will you do?
A: Tell Tomoe to shoot away another fireball at the zombie crows.
B: Let June take care of the zombie crows.
C: You take care of the zombie crows by yourself.
D: Let Croco-chan handle them.
E: Something else.

>>21534114
B: Let June take care of the zombie crows.
He has a high-caliber machine gun for this purpose doesn't he?

The Chaos Gods are likely using these zombies as a distraction and will attack while we're dealing with them.

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>>21534162

You turned to June as you give him a quick order, "June, take them down!"
"My pleasure!" June said as he pulled out plenty of forks. June start throwing at the zombie crows with insane accuracy and speed. Each forks hit on the zombie crow's head and all of them fall down like fly.

After June taking care of them, you could see another green mist but it is much more thicker than before. You swear that you could see horde of small nurglings who happily chuckle with mischievous faces. The nurglings are surrounding the Nurgle himself in his human form.
"You are real bad boy... Let Father Nurgle teach you some manners." Nurgle said with wide grins.


What will you do?
A: Challenge Nurgle by yourself.
B: Let Tomoe use another spells at them.
C: Go for full attack.
D: Let them come closer first.
F: Something else.

>>21534162

Seconding this. Tomoe can help him if he needs it.

Keep looking for Khorne and Nurgle; they're here somewhere. Have the others keep an eye out for them too.

>connection errors....FFUUUUU-

>>21534339

B. Let Tomoe use spells against Nurgle. Croco-chan can back her up.

It's gonna take June and us together to take Khorne I think.

>>21534473
Seconding this.

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>>21534473
>>21534521

You let Tomoe fire off another large fireball at them and she took out most of the nurglings but Nurgle himself is still standing and his true form is slowly revealing. He come larger as he turn greener: His stomach slowly rotting itself until his stomach fulled exposed his organs while nurglings are slowly climbing out from his exposed stomach.

They are slowly coming closer and closer so that you could smell the horribly stench. The stench was too much for Kelly so that she started to puke. Bobby could barely stand as he tried to cover his nose.

The other seem pretty fine but question is how long could they last.


What will you do?


>I like to point out that I will end the quest about 1 hour so that I could prepare myself for tomorrow works.

>>21534688

Looks like we have a chance to take out Nurgle.

"Croco-chan, you're with me. June, you and the others cover us and keep an eye out for Khorne; he might attack while we deal with Nurgle."

>>21534793
But can Croco-chan handle the stench from Nurgle?

>>21534793

"Croco-chan, you're with me. June, you and the others cover us and keep an eye out for Khorne; he might attack while we deal with Nurgle." You told them.

As Nurgle's horde are coming closer, it become more tougher to deal with him because the horrible stench. Croco-chan are grinding her teeth as they get closer.


Roll 3d6 for resisting the horrible stench.

Rolled 4, 3, 1 = 8

>>21534976
Resisting.

Rolled 1, 2, 6 = 9

>>21534976

Rolled 4, 4, 6 = 14

Come on, dice gods!

Rolled 3, 6, 3, 4 = 16

>>21535048

The stench become more heavier but your strong will overcome it! Now you are closer to Nurgle himself and he just smiled at you while he licking his lips.
"Give Papa Nurgle a hug!"
"No thank, I rather give you ticket t the Warp." You said as you holding your sword in front of you.


>Combat time, You have 3d6 that you could split between attack (for hurting opponent) and defense (for not getting hurt). If you describe your actions in more colorful or epic way, you will gain also bonus dices, Exalted stunt system style.


> I also rolled for Nurgle combat rolls. First dice roll is attack roll while rest of the dices is defense rolls.

Rolled 6, 2, 3 = 11

>>21535191

Two dice for attack, one for defense. Forward slash at his chest while keeping an eye out for that seal on his doll-body. If we can hit that, Nurgle gets a ticket right back to the Warp.

Rolled 3, 4, 4 = 11

>>21535191
First for defense, second two for attack.
Forward roll to Nurgle's left, and thrust the sword into his side.
Keep an eye out for that seal.

Rolled 3

>>21535264
>>21535302

Wow same result?

Ok I will give you 1 dice for attack rolls

Rolled 5

>>21535325
Alright, one more attack roll.

Rolled 5

>>21535325

Rolled 3, 2, 1, 5 = 11

>>21535264
>>21535302

You: Attack 13, Defense 3
Nurgle: Attack 3, Defense 13
Draw

You rolled forward against Nurgle and you made a sudden forward slash at chest and then at his side while at same time you searching for his seal.

But your slash seem to have little effect against his rotten flesh. "Ehehehe...! It tickle me!" Nurgle laugh and then he attempted to hit you with his open hand but you successful rolling away his attack.

>Roll for Nurgle again, two first for attack and two for defense

Rolled 3, 6, 2 = 11

>>21535402
Three for Defense.
We're decidedly at a disadvantage with only 3 dice to his 4.

Parry Nurgle's attacks as we continue to look for the seal on its body.

Rolled 3, 4, 4 = 11

>>21535402

One attack, two defense. Use the momentum from rolling away from his last attack to deliver a spinning slash at his neck.

>>21535510

Ok, I give you 1d6 for attack rolls.

Rolled 6, 1, 4 = 11

>>21535402

Three for defense.

Croco-chan's with us. "Croco-chan: flank him and look for that seal." Once she finds it, one of us distracts him while the other goes for the seal.

Rolled 4

>>21535554

Rolled 6, 3, 4, 1 = 14

>>21535510
>>21535573

Your Stress: 0/3
Nurgle Stress: 1/3

You: Attack 8, Defense 8
Nurgle: Attack 5, Defense 6

You used your moment from rolling away by his last attack as you you deliver a spinning slash at his neck. You open large wound his his neck but his wound are slowly healing itself. He tried to smack you with his other hand but you blocked his blow with you sword.
"Croco-chan: flank him and look for that seal." You told her as Croco-chan search for the seal.

>Nurgle roll again, Two first is attack while the rest is defense.

>>21535653

We can burn 1 point of Favor for an extra die, correct?

>>21535676

Yep you can do that. You can maximum burn three Favor for extra dices in each turn.

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Rolled 5, 5, 3, 2 = 15

>>21535704

Good, burning 1 Favor for an extra die: 2 attack, 2 defense.

Keep slashing at him while buying Croco-chan time to find that seal. We want Nurgle focused on us and not on our cute croco-ninja girl.

>>21535771

Ok, I will give you 1 dice for defense roll.

Rolled 2

>>21535848

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Rolled 4, 4, 4, 2 = 14

>>21535870

Your Stress: 1/3
Nurgle Stress: 2/3

You: Attack 10, Defense 7
Nurgle: Attack 9, Defense 5

You keep on slashing him with your blessed sword as you want to Nurgle focus on you rather your cute crocodile girl.


Nurgle started to get annoying when you keep on rushing on attack until you stabbed on his eye. Nurgle roared in anger and he summoned his rusty sword that are covered with nasty disease. He swinging his sword at your shoulder and you screaming in pain. You holding on your wounded shoulders but when you looked at Crococ-chan, she pointed at Nurgle's exposed organs where you could see his seal.


>Roll for Nurgle again. One for attack, rest for defense.

Rolled 2, 6, 2 = 10

>>21536009
All on attack. Wait for Nurgle to attack with his sword again, then do a parry, hitting into his sword with the blade of ours, then riposte straight at his exposed organs and the seal.

>>21536048

You gain 1 dice for defense rolls.

Rolled 3, 3, 6 = 12

>>21536048

Seconding this and rolling....

Rolled 2

>>21536100

Defense die GO!!

Rolled 6

>>21536100

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>Your Stress: 1/3
>Nurgle Stress: 3/3

>You: Attack 12, Defense 6
>Nurgle: Attack 4, Defense 10


You waited for his attack with his sword again, when Nurgle swinging his sword, you parry it and and then with swift movement, you stabbing straight for his organs where the seal is located.

After you had destroyed his seal, Nurgle looked at your finisher and he turned to you.
"Oh well... *Cough!* It seem that I had lost... But beware my little boy... My good old friend Khorne is less merciful than me... Good bye my little boy...!" Nurgle said with his large smile until his body turned into large pile of.... shit...

End of part 37, Continue on part 38

Ok, I ended this quest tonight. In next week, I may not run the regular time on Saturday because I maybe going hang with my gaming friends for good old DnD 3.5. I will post on my Twitter if it happening something.

See you later people and thank for playing!

>>21536290

Have a good night, ML. See you next time!