((Aww, so maybe the surgery didn't go so well. Also hi deculture))

[]Examine yourself and your surroundings. Maybe you'll see something to jog your memory. You've probably got amnesia, which sounds like some sort of cheap plot device in some third-rate soap opera.

>>21499989
>[]Examine yourself and your surroundings. Maybe you'll see something to jog your memory.

>>21499989
>[x]Examine yourself and your surroundings. Maybe you'll see something to jog your memory. You've probably got amnesia, which sounds like some sort of cheap plot device in some third-rate soap opera.

Say that out loud. See if anyone's listening.

[]Examine yourself and your surroundings. Maybe you'll see something to jog your memory. You've probably got amnesia, which sounds like some sort of cheap plot device in some third-rate soap opera.

Do it calmly. Because those guns don't look friendly from this angle.

Maybe the girl with pink hair's nearby!

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[X]Scream for help.

>>21499989

Ohhh, blank picture. Neat!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFUPxQBGZ10

>[x]Examine yourself and your surroundings. Maybe you'll see something to jog your memory.

Screaming might set of the gatling guns

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>>21499989
Ho god, they wiped us out.

[x]Wait for something else to happen. Try to see if you can remember anything else.
And while waiting:
[x]Examine yourself and your surroundings. Maybe you'll see something to jog your memory.

Wait for something to happen
We aren't particularly worried about the alarms since they don't appear to mean anything is happening in our room

Set EVERYTHING on fire.

>>21499989
[X]Examine yourself and your surroundings. Maybe you'll see something to jog your memory. You've probably got amnesia, which sounds like some sort of cheap plot device in some third-rate soap opera.

Best thing to do on a Friday afternoon!

[x] scream for help

>>21499989
[x]Examine yourself and your surroundings. Maybe you'll see something to jog your memory. You've probably got amnesia, which sounds like some sort of cheap plot device in some third-rate soap opera.
SNARK FOR THE SNARK GOD
Also, praise be for slightly more reasonable timing.

>>21499989

[Screams Internally]

>>21499989
>[x]Wait for something else to happen. Try to see if you can remember anything else.
Dreams need to be remembered right after awakening.
After you get up, It's too late

>>21499989
>[x]Wait for something else to happen. Try to see if you can remember anything else.

>>21499989
[x]Examine your surroundings.

Nobody will be able to hear us over the klaxons anyway.

>we woke up sooner than we should have
I wish I had saved those doom Paul images.

>>21500244
>>21500202
>Saging MGNQ

Heh.
>>21499989

[X]Examine yourself and your surroundings. Maybe you'll see something to jog your memory. You've probably got amnesia, which sounds like some sort of cheap plot device in some third-rate soap opera.
[X]Scream for help.

Heh, here is something to watch while we wait for Deculture.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nksprQwm4K4

WARNING: Contains the english version of Connect!.

>>21500328
Terrible

>>21500369

Here is something else
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2bkPfbIZDU

>>21500379
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2bkPfbIZDU
Just...
Just stop

>>21500386

ok, can't please everybody.

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>>21500008 >>21500010 >>21500033

You examine yourself and your surroundings, looking for anything that might jog your memory and perhaps give an explanation to your current situation.

Thankfully, the manacle supposed to be securing your neck seems to have been disabled, so you've got some turning room, at least.

You feel like you should be worried about the amnesia, but something tells you that this has happened before, and you'd been very angry about it one time.

...You're wearing what appears to be a Magical Girl costume that's mainly white, with purple and black accents. A bit of a simple design, one could easily draw comparison to a schoolgirl outfit, but it's somewhat...familiar. Pantyhose is riding a bit high, though, and you squirm slightly in futility at that. You hope it's not going to be a recurring issue, that's going to be really annoying.

The only door leading out of the room is, of course, shut, and from the looks of it you'll have a hard time forcing it open. It looks thick enough to stop explosives.

Other than that, you don't see anything of note. Those gatling guns are still spooling, though. And those alarms are still blaring.

There is a sudden, audible click, and then everything stops. The red lights cease their flashing, growing dim. The deafening klaxons trail off into silence. The gatling guns freeze in their motions, and they fold back up into the ceiling with a quiet noise of heavy machinery.

[1/2]

>>21500328
Oh god my ears
>>21500379
Oh god my heart
Deculture
Charlotte quest when

>>21500395

A few more heavier-sounding clicks, and there's a woosh of hydraulics as the heavy metal door slides open - and a rather pretty bespectacled lady with the most curious eyes and skeletal black claws for hands walks through it, a smile on her face. The smile seems to widen considerably so when she sees you looking back at her.

"Murderface! You are awake, finally!" Her voice even sounds pretty, a somewhat pleasant, silky baritone with just a hint of roughness. It's then that she frowns. "I am very sorry. You have been dormant for a hundred years. Everyone you love has died."

You blink at her. Once, twice.

Murderface? That's your name? What kind of name is that?

How do you react?

>>21500401
"Are you a god?"

>>21500401
"Right. Well, if I actually remembered anything, including everyone I loved, no doubt i'd be upset.

So, Who are you?"

>>21500401
More amensia great.

>And you are?
100% DEADPAN

>>21500401

Ask her why we're tied down and surrounded by guns. Apparently, we are a big deal.

>>21500401
"I do not appreciate being called like that"

"Are you my doctor?"

Be suspicious. I mean, she has motherfucking claws

>>21500401

"Why was I asleep in the first place?"

Rolled 5

"Huh. Amnesia, all my friends dead, and a stupid name. What a great way to wake up. And you are...?"

>>21500401
"Can't remember them. They couldn't have been that important." Completely deadpan, of course.

>>21500407
This.
We need to clarify we don't remember shit, as far as we can tell.

>>21500401

""Well, this is disconcerting. Who exactly are you, and who exactly am I? And, good god, my voice sounds awful. Am I a smoker or something?"

>>21500419
>stupid name
Might as well be an insult.

Lady looks crazy, be wary

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>>21500369
>>21500398

that was pretty good, I don't understand why it provokes such a reaction

>>21500401

Head tilt. Blink. Awkward pause.
".... Oh. Okay. Who're you?"

Oh yes, this is our chance to snark lampshade all the stupider Magical girl shit.

This is going to be great.

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>>21500401

Glare at her.

"Who are you?! "

>>21500432
Yeah, I thought it was pretty good too. And that Charlotte Connect was a bit hard to listen to, but the rest of it made up for it to me.

>>21500401

murderface, that name is dildos, who, are you?

>>21500432

I suppose people just like the sound of the Japanese song better.

>The red lights cease their flashing, growing dim. The deafening klaxons trail off into silence.

Damn, I thought the base was under attack and we would get our "There is no time to explain!" moment

>>21500401

*deadpan*

that name is dildos

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>>21500401
"Who am I?"

>>21500457
We are talking to Kharn here though

There is always time to explain, make some lewd jokes, screw some possibly blonde bitches, find something good to eat / drink THEN murder whatever is causing the problem

Rolled 21

>>21500401
....Do you have pancakes on you?

>>21500543
Sadly that implies that we remember something

>>21500401
"Ah... Who?"

Rolled 32

Man, how do you think midori is going to react to this development?

Deculture's twitter:
>4chan is erroring out for me for some reason D: I'll wait it out!
CLOUDFLAAAAARE

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>>21500595

>>21500595

If Midori were particularly clever, she might try to use her Nightmare Mode illusionary barrier to try to draw some stuff out from not-Murderface's subconsciousness.

>>21500595
Out of friendzone.
So,
pretty cool?

Now, imagine surprise visit from Iori.
It's gonna be glorious

>>21500613
Welcome to an hour ago
That's why the first update took so long

>>21500595

Midori is going to be either heartbroken or she's going to capitalize on it as an opportunity to get closer.

>>21500620
If she can get to the secret base in Siberia I will be surprised

>>21500646
No, AFTER we come back.

But I guess Mami would infrom her.
And she could use that possibility to get close again.
Fuck, I don't want any harem hijinks

>>21500406 >>21500407 >>21500420

The pretty lady with the rather freaky-looking back scratchers for hands and shark peepers for eyes blinks down at you in bewildered surprise, before shaking her head. "Well, ah, uh, that is not reply that I was looking for, Murderface. It was just joke, you know? The thing with the hundred years, that is not true. Everyone you love dying, it is not true either." A soft, if nervous, giggle. "Um, this is joke from you, yes? Surely you are just funning me?"

You shake your head after a few moments, looking back up at her with a slightly disapproving frown. You're not sure you like her idea of a joke much, but it's not as if you remember anyone to be too offended by her sense of humor. You ask her again about who you are, tossing in the question about how long have you actually been knocked out.

God, your voice sounds horrible. What the hell have you been doing to yourself?

"It has only been...ah, six or seven hours, I think, after procedure. You looked very relaxed and peaceful, we decided to let you sleep the sedatives off." The woman waves at someone outside your field of vision, and the manacles securing you to the metal table you've been lying on - it's strange, you've thought it was a comfortable bed the entire time - loudly snap open one by one. You pull yourself slowly up to a sitting position, massaging some warmth back into your hands and wrists.

The raven-haired woman looks at you with some amount of concern, although she doesn't look too worried.

[1/2]

>>21500401

>Danger, excitement, tonight on MGNQ

i believe whatever happened during our slumber was bad enough that our mind forcefully locked it away... again.

>>21500665
Heh even if Mami informs her she and Midori might be fighting to try and get closer to Murderface.

>>21500666

"And...well, your name is Murderface." She says after a while. "Some time ago, you gave yourself the name Chiaki Matsuda. I think Murderface is better, but you seem to like the former a lot more. Is no accounting for taste." A shrug of her slender shoulders in her lab coat. "OH, ah, you are also Warmaster. Still in training, not formally ratified yet, but there it is. And you are also my best friend."

A moment of silence. "You really do not remember anything, Murderface? Are you sure? The...the procedure was a success. It was not supposed to have affected your memory in any way."

Chiaki Matsuda? That...that sounds nice. Way better than Murderface, at least.

Warmaster in training? Well, the training bit sounds a bit dodgy, but...Warmaster does have a nice ring to it.

Best friend? Another surprise. You probably hang out with the weirdest people. She's even got freaky metal legs to go along with her hands.

You shake your head no, which earns you a small sigh from the strange woman with the black eyes.

"I will have Souji look into this. Maybe it is simply temporary, something that we simply need to wait out." She reaches forward with her skeletal hands and carefully, gently straightens the collar of your costume, retying the ribbon there. "I am sure you will be ill-mannered and belligerent once more when it all comes flooding back."

A smile. "For all intents and purposes, then, I am your friend, Murderface. My name is Valnikov Kharn. We have been friends for two years, and I will never betray you."

...You like her already.

How do you react?

>>21500699

What's up with your eyes? They look all weird and black.

>>21500699
"The fuck am I supposed to do now?"

>>21500699

all right, Chiaki it is, the other name is dildos

I will have dildos in here somewhere!!

>>21500699
"Should we hug, or is there someone else I should be doing that sort of thing with?"

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>>21500699
>I will never betray you.

Act with usual indifference towards these things. Perhaps ask why her arms and legs are made of knives.

>>21500699
"Wait, why do you specify me? Are you known for betrayals, Kharn?"

Ask what the procedure was for and what it did. Then ask what comes next.

We should probably seek out someway to fact check what we've been told, just to make sure no one is trying to take advantage of our failing memory. When talking to people, ask who we are and compare it with what we've already been told to find any discrepancies.

>>21500699

"do I have other friends here?"

>>21500699
"I still don't know anything.
Where do I live, what do I do for a living?"

"Why am I here?"

>>21500699
>and I will never betray you
"Isn't that something most people let others assume? Is there a reason you need to specify that?"

>>21500699
It does seem prudent to ask why she is so metal. It's a little distracting.

>>21500699
"So. Um. Does this amnesia thing happen often? because I have a feeling it does, but i'm not sure."

>>21500735
oh u

>>21500699
[X]>>21500729

>>21500764
How would Double-Amnesiac know this?

>>21500764
This

>>21500774
Amnesiac or not, needing to specify that you won't betray someone is odd.

>>21500699

"... Can I have a mirror?"

>>21500774
We've forgetten the specifics of our life
Not the general idea of being human.

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Ask about them spikey metal bits and the people that she killed off in jest.

Also, I wanted to post this when it was completed, but I suppose an in progress pic is fine considering she showed up early in the thread.

>>21500819
Maybe she simply tried to sound trustworthy?
It's not weird for someone to say that If he really cares.

I don't think It's something Murderface should be concerned about

>>21500699
Act a little out of it to fool her. And flirt, FLIRT!!!

"You're pretty. I like pretty things...at least I think I do...well, I like YOU!"

>>21500844
what

>>21500838
Acting trustworthy is the surest sign of betrayal! Fetch the paranoia hats, gentlemen!

>>21500834
Dat pride of the Motherland.

>>21500850
What what?

>>21500834
That head is far too tiny.
>>21500844
That is really bad. Please stop posting things like that.

>>21500859
Well, since you're asking

"what" as in "are you fucking serious?".
Because you know, that was a pretty stupid suggestion

>>21500838
>>21500851
Again, people generally assume everyone is reasonably trustworthy. Having to go out of your way to state that you won't betray someone is odd.
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

>>21500878
We woke up strapped to a table with no memory of what happened to us and guns pointed our way, and a woman made partially out of knives was the first thing we saw.

I'm pretty sure it's entirely reasonable to reassure us that she can be trusted. It's worded a little oddly, but Kharn also has a noticable accent.

>>21500838
I have never had anyone specifically deny they would betray me.
Especially not someone claiming I've known them for two years.

>>21500876
Why? It's pretty obvious she's untrustworthy to our character so acting loopy and flirting to keep her off-balance seems like a good idea.

>>21500897
And I also highly doubt you've ever had amnesia.

>>21500878
>>21500897

Not really. I mean, sure, It's always possible for Kharn to be an actual traitor.

But come, Is It that weird to imagine someone presenting like that to an amnesiac? A very close amnesiac, at that?

>>21500912
Of course not.
Neither have I had autonomous machine guns pointed at me for unknown reasons or a relationship with a god indistinguishable from the elder gods.
This is all conjecture (I believe the word is).

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>>21500699
Use special skill: Awkward hug.

>>21500699
Good. can you give me a breifing on friends and enemies?

Are these threads why you never do drawthreads anymore? I miss your drawthreads.

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>>21501045

Remember the secret ingredient

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>>21501067
Yes... The secret ingredient.

>>21500729 >>21500764 >>21500834

"Hm? Oh, you are asking about these?" The lady named Kharn smiles as she glances down briefly at her own brutally-clawed hands. "Hnn. Well, very surprising. This is actually the first time you have ever asked about them, Murderface." She laughs slightly, before taking your hand with one of hers and helping you down from the metal table. You wince slightly as you feel her cold, skeletal fingers pressing against the skin of your palm, but it's not as bad as you thought. It's almost reminiscient of grasping a loaded gun by the handle.

"Hands and legs were part of the costume at first, when I became a Magical Girl." Kharn says after a moment as she looks you over, fussing about like a mother about to show off her daughter. Brushing lint off your costume here, smoothening some wrinkles on the cloth there.

"It was strange at first, but one gets used to them." It's here that she procures what looks like a penlight from her labcoat pocket, and shines it into your eyes, lifting your glasses up out of the way. "Of course, something happened, and so they are now permanently here. Cannot remove even if I want to. Please open mouth, say aah."

You obey, and she shines the penlight into your open mouth. "Got used to it again, much harder this time. Going to bathroom with these is not very fun." She snaps the fingers of her free hand for emphasis, resulting in a sharp slap of metal that echoes around the room. "Still, one endures. I am alive at least, that is what counts. Close mouth, then, Murderface. Everything is looking okay." A frown. "It is strange, though. Your eyes have not returned to their original color. I was hoping they would."

[1/2]

>>21501163

...Huh. Well, that's something to ask. But what bothers you more, now, is something that she specified during her introduction. If you've been friends for two years, then what was the deal with her talking about how she would never betray you? Did that really need to be said?

Kharn pauses for a moment, brow furrowing slightly at you, before nodding.

"...Yes. Yes, of course, Murderface. It is important. One must state something like that. Trust and friendship can be two different things, one has nothing to do with the other. Some people may say otherwise, but this is the reality of it."

That's...well. Her opinion on the matter is decidedly strange, but with how she is and everything, you can't help but think that it's natural of her to think that way.

You look around the room again, now that you're back on your feet. The table with the manacles look like a modern-day torture device, now that you're viewing it at this angle, with the surface shaped sort of like a coffin. You glance upwards at the white, unbroken ceiling where the gatling guns once were. For whatever procedure they had you in for, it must have been something to warrant that kind of restraint. That kind of failsafe.

"Well, I do not know about you, but I am hungry. I think Souji is making us a late breakfast now, I am thinking. Midori and Misaka should already be awake this time, I heard Misaka shouting for Souji earlier." A sad smile briefly curls Kharn's lips. "Maybe some food will help things along. It has been a very long night for you, Murderface."

[]Ask about the procedure.
[]Ask about the people whose names you do not recognize.
[]Shrug and follow her. You may as well get something to eat, and you're getting tired about the questions.

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>>21501067

>>21501170
>[]Shrug and follow her. You may as well get something to eat, and you're getting tired about the questions.

[]Ask about the procedure.

Holy fuck, I need to finish reading the past threads already.

>>21501170

"... Can I have a mirror?"

>[x]Ask about the procedure.

"Why was I in that thing in the first place?"

>>21501170
>[x]Ask about the procedure.
This is important.

Also, can we ask If we have a family? Or something?

>>21501170
>[]Ask about the people whose names you do not recognize.

>>21501170

[]Ask about the procedure.
[]Ask about the people whose names you do not recognize.

one of these would be fine, preferably both if possible

>>21501170
>[]Ask about the procedure.
>[]Ask about the people whose names you do not recognize.

We need to know what exactly was done to us and it would probably help if we were told about the people we were supposed to know.

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>[x]Ask about the people whose names you do not recognize.

>>21501170
[x] Ask aboot procedure

She was checking our mouth, but this seems a bit much for a dental procedure.

>>21501170
[x]Ask about the procedure, then the people whose names you don't recognize while walking to get something to eat.
We multitaskin'.

>>21501170
>[X]Ask about the procedure.
>[X]Ask about the people whose names you do not recognize.

Also: "My eyes?" and ask for a mirror.

[X] The procedure
[X] Our other friends
-[X] For instance, we vaguely remember someone with pink hair. Who was she?

>>21501170
[]Ask about the people whose names you do not recognize.
[]Ask about the procedure
We shall never tire of questions!

Its been a while since the quest was this serious.

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>>21501170

um... what colour are our eyes?

>>21501262

this quest is always srs busnss

>>21501264
Probably pure black like before

>>21501170
Ask all the questions

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>>21501316

fuck

>>21501170
[x]Ask about the procedure.
[x]Ask about the people whose names you do not recognize.
"What procedure was I in for?
"And you said those names as if I was supposed to know them; friends of mine? Maybe some of these questions will help my memory."

You know, this memory wipe seems much worse than the one we had the very beginning of the quest; a good portion of our self-loathing seems to have been lost as well as other things.
Maybe this is a good thing, and we can do better at being Chiaki Matsuda now.

>>21501273
But usually people joke around in this quest.

We Homu III now.

[X] Ask about proceedure
[X] Ask about names
-[X] Ask about pink-haired girl
[X] Ask for mirror

>>21501428
I'm sure we'll start our cycle of self-destruction soon enough. Pinky noted that we were particularly good at ruining ourselves regardless of being a clone or whatever.

>>21501439

thatsthejoke.jpg

>>21501439
Chiaki's gone amnesiac again, the jokes will have to wait.

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>>21501463
At leats until Midori appears.

Do we at least remember the tongue thing?

>>21501503
We never really knew it in the first place I thought

>>21501514
Kharn showed us how to do it a couple threads ago

>>21501519
Oh yeah different tongue thing.
I was thinking of the miracle Midori tongue thing which I am guessing was different

>>21501170
[x]Ask about the people whose names you do not recognize.

>The table with the manacles look like a modern-day torture device, now that you're viewing it at this angle, with the surface shaped sort of like a coffin.

Is that the sarcophagus? because that is very anticlimactic if it is.

>>21501547
no, thats the one we asked about. Apparently Kharn can pull it off because of her tongue

>>21501584
I thought she just told us that when she was talking to us about spending the night with Midori because it was possibly the last chance we had.

>>21501194 >>21501198 >>21501201

Souji? Misaka? Midori? It seems like you should know these people, but don't. Well, you'll be meeting them for this late breakfast anyway, so that's not too high on your priority list. You ask about the procedure instead, what you just woke up from. And what was the deal with the sirens and the military hardware? What kind of procedure needed that sort of...countermeasures?

Kharn is silent as she leads you out of the room, and into a long, steel corridor. Very industrial. Even the floors and walls are steel grating, and there's a real sense of cold, mechanical brutishness about the entire place. You wonder briefly about where you are, but you gather that you're going to find out soon enough. It's not like you're much in a hurry.

It is a bitch walking on steel grating with heels, though. But you're surprisingly used to it.

It takes a few moments for your companion to talk. "Hnn, well, where to start? Our boss sent you here to have the procedure, Murderface. I have explained it to you before you went under, but I will do it once more, just for you." She turns to you and smiles as the both of you reach what looks to be a heavy-duty elevator, one large enough to wheel an entire tank in. "I suppose it is similar to soul attunement, but it is more of...grafting pieces of someone else's soul to another. Forming a permanent link." She presses one of the lit buttons, and the elevator gives a lurch just as its doors close. The sensation of upward movement making your knees buckle slightly.

You glance up at Kharn, who then waves a clawed hand. "Is all very complicated, really. Incubator technology is sometimes hard to explain, and we had to resort to some of it. But that is the idea of your procedure, and it went along fine." She flashes you a grin, one that falls slightly.

[1/2]

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>>21501632

"Well...mostly fine. We were not counting on your amnesia relapsing as a side effect. Maybe it is unrelated, but..." she shrugs as she digs into the pockets of her labcoat, drawing out what looks to be a rather battered-looking powder compact. "Ah, here. Mirror, you are needing it?"

You murmur your thanks as you take it from her, before pulling it open and looking at your reflection.

...You don't look that bad. Your hair is a bit messier than you'd like, and it's cut rather short. You have a feeling that it should be longer, but this is fine too.

Your eyes are strange, though. Should they be this black? Even the sclera's black. That's not normal at all, is it?

Kharn looks at you with her own black eyes as you give her the compact back, and she shakes her head.

"No," she replies. "No, it is not normal at all." It's then that she smiles. "But, ah, you have not gone crazy yet, so maybe it is."

Yes. That's exactly what you needed to hear.

The elevator doors open, and Kharn leads you out into a less-industrial part of...wherever you actually are. It looks just like the inside of an apartment, really, and it sort of smells like it, too. Very lived-in.

...Is that pancakes you smell? Are there pancakes for breakfast?

You step forward to investigate further - surreptitiously wiping the drool from your lip with the back of your hand as you do so - when a human missile suddenly slams right into your midsection, in a flurry of brown hair, white labcoat and bright blue dresscloth. You grunt slightly in both pain in surprise.

"Murderface! Murderface is back! Murderface is okay again!" You glance down at whatever it is burying its face into your stomach, yelling into your costume, and you realize that it's a small child.

Someone's left their loud, annoying brat of a kid here. Honestly, some people.

[2/3]

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>>21500288

>>21501653

"Ah..." Kharn blinks beside you, but seems unsure of what to say.

"Murderface, this one missed you very much!" The child looks up at you, her face bright and cheerful. Her face split in quite the wide smile. "W-was worried for a moment when useless brother said you were screaming during procedure, but is okay now!"

"S-sempai? Sempai's here?! She's already awake?!" Another voice blurts from the kitchen, and you see a young woman with green hair walk into view, her crimson eyes wide as she looks at you. Smiling as well - she looks like she's been crying for some time - she runs towards you, seemingly eager to greet you even though you have no idea who she is.

She seems to sense that something is wrong, though, and stops a few steps from you, her smile fading.

"Sempai...? Miss Valnikov, what's wrong?" She looks at your companion, who merely shakes her head slightly.

"Nothing is wrong!" The child, now grasping fistfuls of your costume, tugs at you to get your attention. "Murderface is Murderface? Right? You remember Misaka, don't you, Murderface?"

How do you respond?

[]Tell the truth.
[]Lie.

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>>21501632
>>21501503
>>21501519
>>21501194
>>21501198
>>21501201

>Well, you'll be meeting them for this late breakfast anyway, so that's not too high on your priority list.

I fucking LOATHE you people sometimes.

>>21501667

...
I love that image

>>21501664
[x] The truth

I don't remember anyone.

>>21501664

[x]Tell the truth.

>>21501664
>[]Tell the truth.
Amnesia relapse

>>21501664
>[x]Tell the truth.

I seem to be at a disadvantage here. Everyone knows who I am, but who are all of you?

>>21501664
Tooth.

Amnesiacs are not accomplished liars. Not at all.

>>21501664

>"..."

>>21501632
Souls? Boss? Incubator Technology?
You lost me.

>>21501664
>Idon'tevenknowthiskid.jpg
[x]Tell the truth.
Before It's going to backfire on us

>>21501664
[x]Tell the truth.
"I've lost my memory; apparently, again. I'm supposed to know you, right?"

>>21501667
I'm curious as to why exactly

>>21501664
Tell the truth
As much as it may hurt these people we cannot keep up a lie when we have absolutely no idea who we even are let alone who they expect us to be

>>21501664

Tell the truth.

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>>21501664
>[x] Glare at those loud and obnoxious people.
>[x] Turn to Kharn

"Who are they? Why are children allowed in this facility?"

>>21501664
>[]Tell the truth.
State that we lost our memory. Apparently this has happened before as Kharn stated our that our amnesia relapsed.

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>>21501664
The truth.

>>21501697
This. Maybe ask where the one with pink hair is. There's a distinct lack of technicolor hair in this room.

>what can possibly go wrong asking about pink-haired girl?

Looks like Midori gets another part of the Murderface Experience, that fun time when Murderface forgets who she is and who you are.

>>21501664
Fine, I'll be the guy.

[x] Lie

>>21501740
Might not be all bad for her.

>'I'm your girlfriend, remember?'
>'If you say so'

[X] Truth. "Who are you people?"

Don't bully the Misaka, Matsudaface.

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>>21501700
Because we are going to meet people in a second who we have apparently forgotten about and this will hurt, them probably more than us.
But nuh-uh, lets vote for asking about the procedure Mrs. Steel-limbed-Wonder probably wont tell us much about...

You people are fucking idiots.

>>21501653
>Misaka
>loud, annoying brat of a kid
What the fuck, Deculture?

>>21501787
We are playing the character, mate.

>>21501794
I'd say he's doing a pretty good job of writing a character who has completely forgotten Misaka. I believe Midori had quite some trouble with her in the airport.

>>21501794
Well, without the goodwill built up from her feeding our gun addiction, she pretty much is.

>>21501787
But Kharn's our friend, she said so herself.

>>21501787
Because asking about people we're going to meet either way is more important than our part in white, gun-decorated, facility of death, led by a lady with claws and black eyes.
Okay.

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>>21501664

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>>21501740
>> Looks like Midori gets another part of the Murderface Experience, that fun time when Murderface forgets who she is and who you are.

>>21501798
Yeah. And it seems that you forget that under the shell of "not giving a fuck" the character we play actually does give a lot of fucks.
How retarded are you to miss out on that?

>>21501830
Well, you seem to forget that Murderface cares only AFTER actually getting close.

>>21501830
We have no idea who we are or who these people are. Learning about the procedure that caused this condition is a more pressing matter at the moment.

For real though, calm the fuck down.

>>21501825
Being Midori is suffering.

>>21501852
>Well, you seem to forget that Murderface cares only AFTER actually getting close.

Yeah. Also did anyone find it curious that we trully don't remember anyone including Mami? Didn't QB say that Mami was the only thing that Chiaki could remember the numerous times she lost her memory.?

>>21501830
Currently we don't know how many fucks we give because we woke up with no memory of anything
We do know that we sound terrible, look passable and like pancakes

>>21501895
Yeah, as I said, this is a more thorough loss of memory than usual.
Hell, we don't even have a craving for cigarettes, whiskey, and painkiller pills!

>>21501895
We're really far from home.

Or
Chiaki can only remember her murderer

>>21501895
I think it was stated that we remember Mami, remember that we work as a magical girl, remember that we hate QB, and there's a continued animosity with Sayaka.

>>21501895
Well, this one was closer to lobotomy than your usual memory loss.

>>21501915
>I think it was stated that we remember Mami, remember that we work as a magical girl, remember that we hate QB, and there's a continued animosity with Sayaka.

Are you talking about the previous times we Murderface lost her memory? I don't think we remembered Sayaka.

>>21501914

my god...

>>21501895
I believe that is due to the constant mothering and pancakes

No way we could forget that

>>21501915
That is a two way thing
Sayaka fucking hates us and we forget everything except that she annoys us just by her existing in the same dimension. Sometimes this is helped along by her doing things like trying to puncture our kidneys the first time we meet her again

Pancakes are clearly the only thing that can restore our memory. Fuck these people, lets eat.

>>21501936
We remembered Sayaka when she tried to shiv us in Mami's.

>>21501936
If I recall, one time we were talking with QB he mentioned that our memory loss had happened before but there was always a few constants that were remembered as I had listed. We don't remember Sayaka, but every time we re-meet her we end up fighting.

>>21501960
Because Sayaka is a bitch.

>>21501895

it was something along the lines of her immediately latching unto Mami after every amnesia bout.

That can't really happen while they're on different countries.

>>21501960
Probably because we shot coobie and went berserk the first time we met.

Also Kirika.

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>>21501972
SAY THAT TO MY FACE FUCKER NOT ONLINE SEE WHAT HAPPENS

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>>21502010
>Not using this Pic instead

Scrub.

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>>21502010
This exactly why nobody likes you.

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>>21502030
Go get amnesia and die.

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>>21501653
>Your eyes are strange, though. Should they be this black? Even the sclera's black. That's not normal at all, is it?

No sir I don't like it

>>21502049
>Any incarnation of Homura
>Die

Pick one

>>21501787
>>21501830

hard to give fucks about people you don't know

>>21502030
>>21502049
>>21502059
Now now, settle down, girls. We don't need this to get out of hand.

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>>21502049
Oh well
You're going to witch out either way.

And I will be there, watching you as you die yet another time.

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>>21502059

That makes two of us.

>>21502059

Her expression. Those dead eyes are screaming "Oh God, why didn't I go on the pill like he asked".

>>21502071
But but our various waifus D:

>>21502085
Oh, I understand, but we don't want some rogue mod thinking there's avatarfagging going on, do we?

Dear any rogue mods: That was a joke, please don't ban me.

>>21502059

...I really need to shoop this so it has Chiaki rather than Misaka clone

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>>21502074
..Before or after you fail to save Madoka once again?

Also:
Madoka is not a virgin anymore.
Thanks to me.
Enjoy your sloppy seconds.

>>21502078
My fucking sides.

>>21502074
>>21502120

Succumb to the curse of the Seckendorff's

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>>21502120
Okay, this getting stupid.

Let's stop
Bitch

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>>21502078
I think that is the average reaction of anybody who meets his own Loli-Clone.

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For the people who aren't sure what it looks like, this is what low level corruption looks like. We're at Dante levels of CUHRAYZEE corruption.

>>21502166
Whatever we'll just walk it off. I'm sure nothing bad will happen.

>>21501681 >>21501691 >>21501702

"Murderface...does not remember?" The child who calls herself Misaka murmurs as her smile falls, her eyes growing wider. The small hands that had grasped fistful of your costume slowly slackening as she looks up at you. "Murderface does not remember Misaka? O-or Midori?" It's then that you see tears welling up in the young girl's eyes, and her voice breaks just a bit. "Murderface...forgot?"

You look at Kharn, who looks just as much at a loss in this situation as you are. She tries to come to your rescue, however, speaking Russian in soothing, calming tones. It doesn't seem to work, however, as Misaka lowers her head for a moment, twisting fistfuls of your skirt in her small fists - before suddenly pushing you away from her with a petulant shout bordering on a sob. As you backpedal a couple of steps, you catch a glimpse of tears streaking down her cheeks, before she pulls her strange visor over her face. The slits growing green with a small click.

"YOU BROKE MURDERFACE! YOU MADE HER FORGET ABOUT MISAKA!" The girl screams at Kharn, before dashing back into what you think may be the kitchen - the smell of the pancakes are certainly originating from that direction - and you hear a thud, and a surprised groan of pain coming from it. "STUPID OLDER BROTHER! COULD NOT EVEN FIX MISAKA'S PERSON RIGHT! MISAKA HATES YOU!"

"Misaka!" A male voice calls, clearly concerned despite the pain coloring it. "Dammit...Misaka, don't run! Come on, whatever it is, it's only temporary--"

Whoever it was, he receives no reply except a flurry of hurried footsteps, and a door being slammed as hard as a young child could slam it.

And muffled sobbing. Somewhere.

[1/2]

>>21502217

"Ah, kids, they are always overreacting, eh?" Kharn tries to break the silence, smiling uncertainly. The young woman with the green hair is still looking at you, although she does look like she's trying to hold back tears. "
Ah, Murderface, this is, ah, Hanegawa Midori, I believe. She is one of your friends, as well. Good friends, just the same as you and I." She smiles encouragingly at the girl. "Now, I will leave you alone for a little bit, I will see what happened to Souji. He is not very good with pain."

Your strange friend with the metallic bits and pieces leaves the both of you in the residential floor's common area. She is the first to speak.

"Sempai...you don't really remember, do you? You don't remember anything? About how we first met?"

You shake your head. Nothing. You should probably apologize for that, huh? You'd think you'd have the decency of remembering after meeting her, but it doesn't seem to work that way.

"N-no, sempai, no need to apologize. It's..." She pauses as she tries to work up a smile. "It's not your fault. These things happen." A moment more, and then she steps forward, wiping at her eyes with the back of her sleeve, before holding out her other hand to you. "M-might as well start somewhere, right? Hanegawa Midori, sempai. I'm formally under your employ as your Callidus. Nice to meet you."

How do you respond?

>>21502222
"Calli-what now?"

>>21502217
>>21502222
DEM FEELS

>>21502222
I thought I wasn't warmaster yet? Or is this "Employ" Employ?

>>21502222
Nice to meet you Midori, apparently I am Murderface or Chiaki Matsuda. I am not quite sure right now

Will that little girl be ok? I didn't want to upset her but I couldn't lie to you and her, you would have caught me out rather quickly I figured

>>21502222

>".." Pause "Were we... close?"

>>21502222
Calmly reach with hand.
Introduce yourself properly.
"I... I guess you could tell me something about yourself? Or this mess in general?"

>>21502222

Shake her hand.

I.. suppose I'm Chiaki Matsuda, but also known as Murderface.

>>21502222
"It's all pretty much a blank. It's... It's nice to meet you, too." Awkward hug time.

>>21502222
Polite and nice, shake her hand. Apparently these people really do care about us, if this is their reaction to us forgetting them.
"Nice to meet you again, Midori. And yes, these things do apparently happen to me. From what Kharn was saying, this isn't the first time I've forgotten everything and everyone. You'll have to explain a lot of things to me."

>>21502231
Shh, It must be a cult thing.
Better be friendly with them satanists

>>21502222
"Okay, nice to meet you.

What's a 'Callidus'?"

>>21502249
This. I want midori to be happy

>>21502222
"Nice to meet you. By the way, what's a Callidus?"

>>21502222

Seeing as she is Japanese, even if amnesiac, maybe a formally polite greeting?

"Kharn says my name is Matsuda. Nice to meet you. I'll be in your care from now on. "

Then ask: Do I smell pancakes?

>>21502231

this

>>21502222

um, nice to meet you too i guess, Kharn said you... us are all the same, what does she mean by that

this time we have no idea we're a magical girl?

Given that we know we're a magical girl, we probably know what a Callidus is. We should ask Midori to tell us about herself, might jog our memory or at the very least help to start filling in the blanks.
We should of course fact check anything she says with other people's explanations.

>>21502298
>Given that we know we're a magical girl,

Do we?

>>21502291
No, we know we're a Magical Girl.
First post: >>21499989
>You are a Magical Girl. That much you're sure of. That much you're aware of.

>>21502222

>assuming we don't know shit about how the world works anymore

we need to who we are or rather were before we lost our memory.

>newest chapter of Miracle Midori features more violence, betrayal and loss of memory.

>>21502298
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq9PdbVScaQ&feature=related
She was a good Murderface

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>>21502222
[x] ..Hugtiem now?

>>21502222
be polite and efficient. start walking toward the kitchen to get pancakes. as we do get her to talk about herself some more.

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>>21502326
It's always hug time.

>>21502309
We know we're meguca, but we don't seem to know coobie's WH40K-isms anymore.

>>21502353
Someone needs to make this with Pinky and Murderface looking terrified.

>>21502326
hug time

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>>21502222
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGiMhM1TMyU&feature=relmfu

>>21502231
Might as well ask this.

>>21502222
"It's nice to meet you too, Hanegawa-san. Hopefully this amnesia will not be permanent, and I will recall everything I had forgotten, but until then I am formally in your care."

>>21502800
Hahaha, oh wow, aren't you late

Did Deculture's intrawebs break again?

>>21502231 >>21502279 >>21502249

You reach for her hand and grasp it carefully, giving it a polite shake. She does the same, but she holds onto your hand for just a bit longer before letting go. You have at least the decency to not point this out - it's apparent that your relapse has shaken both her and the kid from earlier. You give her your name - or what you can remember of it - and the green-haired girl nods at this.

"The pleasure is all mine, Matsuda-sempai." Her smile is a bit brittle, but it seems genuine, at least. "Feel free to call me anything you want. You're my sempai, after all. Although, you mostly called me by my family name, but my given name's alright too."

You consider this. Well, maybe her family name can work for now. You're not all that familiar with her, at least not yet. You ask her, after a few moments of awkward silence, just what a Callidus is.

"...You've really forgotten quite a bit, haven't you, sempai?" Midori shakes her head, before answering you by going into a rather informative, albeit slightly longwinded explanation.

>The Officio Assassinorum was a concept created and pushed by a handful of Incubators, led by Kyuubey, in order to bring a semblance of formalization and organization to contractees all oevr the world. This was mainly to keep territorial disputes and infighting to a minimum. It was also a way to legitimize the operation as a whole, raise it from its clandestine underground status, and basically make the entire thing a well-greased machine running on tangible resources and adequate support rather than counting on the mettle of a few bright, but still decidedly fragile Magical Girls. To prevent the heat death of the universe requires more than just a clean heart, a pure Soul Gem and a handful of grief seeds - one also needs synergy. Bureaucracy. Zazz.

[1/2]

>>21502822

There is no Chikuwa, so he is not late.

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>>21502800
>massive amnesia
>left entirely in care of another person
>person who has obsessive crush on you
>Midori's face when

>>21502864
>Zazz

goddammit decu

Speak of the devil.

>>21502862
>>21502864

Oh man, timing

>>21502888
keikaku doori

>>21502864

>With the Officio Assassinorum came the classification of Magical Girls. Upon contracting, the Incubator would assign the fresh contractee her rank, whereupon her training, care and support would depend on. The ranks are as follows:

>Eversors: Magical Girls specializing in close-quarters combat, or melee.
>Vindicares: Magical Girls specializing in long-range combat.
>Culexus: Magical Girls specializing in anti-magic countermeasures.
>Callidus: Magical Girls specializing in stealth, subterfuge and espionage.

>Two other ranks, Venenum and Vanus, were once part of the group, but had long since been eliminated, more for their limited combat capabilities than anything else. Those who fell into these ranks were put to work as medical staff and/or intelligence, and were kept from active field duty.

"In short, sempai, I'm your ninja," Midori's smile widens slightly. "Er, well, just don't ask me to steal stuff, or anything. I've never been great at shoplifting."

That sort of limits her usefulness some, but you'll keep it in mind.

You ask her, then, if you were at all close. This question silences her for a good while, along with making her go pale just before she reddens.

"We...w-well, as much as I'd like to say otherwise, sempai, Kharn was exagerrating a bit. I'd like to think of us as good friends, although you've...you've always been distant." It's then that she shakes her head. "N-not that there's anything wrong with that, of course! Matsuda-sempai's a professional!"

...Hnh. Something tells you the girl is hiding something, but it'd probably be a good idea if you don't press the issue. You ask about Misaka, instead. Were the both of you close?

[2/3]

>>21502949

"...From what I've seen of the both of you? Yes, sempai. She, uh..." Midori glances back at the kitchen, where you could faintly hear muted arguing from. "...She thinks the world of you, sempai. Kinda like a heroic big sister. You could always calm her down just by patting her on the head, like so." She demonstrates it with a hand, patting an invisible Misaka on the head in front of her. "Tried it myself, nearly got my hand bitten off. You? She's cute as a puppy whenever you're around. A puppy that hands out a lot of guns."

...You can't help but feel terrible, now.

What do you do, now?

[]Ask about something else.
[]Go into the kitchen, have some breakfast.
[]Find this Misaka girl and...well, do something about this.

>>21502955
[x]Find this Misaka girl and...well, do something about this.

Attempt headpats

>>21502955
>Find this Misaka girl, give head pats.

>>21502955
>[X]Find this Misaka girl and...well, do something about this.

How can we do anything other than this.

>>21502955
>[x]Find this Misaka girl and...well, do something about this.
Loving, guns giving lolita seems like a thing worth the trouble.

Even If she's loud as fuck

>>21502955
[x]Ask about something else.
Ask about other important people in our life that Hanegawa knows about. We should at least try to remember people who care about us so we don't make them cry like Misaka.

>>21502955
[X] Pet the Misaka
Also make a mental note to talk to as many people as you can about yourself so you can form a better picture of what you are like.
Do you have anything in your pockets?

>>21502955
>[]Ask about something else.
>[]Find this Misaka girl and...well, do something about this.

We should ask about how we usually acted and what our normal schedule was. If we try to act like we used to, our memory might come back. We can start by giving Misaka a headpat.

>>21502955

[]Ask about something else.

are we at the officio right now? how many more important people did we forget?

>but i think popular demand goes towards Misaka
>i am also fine with that

>>21502955
>[x]Find this Misaka girl and... give head pats.

Muscle memory, Murdeface. Even if your brain doesn't know what to do, your body find the way. It will be quite literally moving on it's own.

>>21502955
ask:
what rank was I?