>>21479233

>pick one to marry

Uh oh... Uhhh

Uhhh
Uhhh....

Uhhh... BACK LEFT!

>>21479362
we haven't expanded on centaur girls yet, but feel free if they're what you like

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>>21479383

The picture told me to choose, I chose.


Elves and barmaids 4 lyfe.

>>21479362
>>pick one to marry
>Uh oh... Uhhh
>Uhhh
>Uhhh....
>Uhhh... BACK LEFT!

Looks like Giovanni is getting a mount in more ways than one x3

To quote;
>hey OP! it's that guy from trivia! what's up! okay I have to get back to lurking /mu/ bye!

If you're from /mu/, I have no idea what you're talking about. Sorry. However, I did poke my head into a trivia thread on /v/ and made several contributions. What confuses me though, is that I didn't use this name while I was there. So how the fuck did you know it was me?

(For the record, it was a thread where you had to describe a vidya character by their personality alone. I'd done Resetti, among several others.)

Also, I just installed the retail release of Windows 8. (I was running the consumer preview beforehand.) Any suggestions as to what I should name my PC now?

>>21479465
Lain is what I always call mine

>>21479233
whats the pic from?

>>21479465

You should name it "Shoulda stuck with 7"

There is no wrong choice. They're all good.

>>21479492
Daily Life With Monster Girls, I believe.

>>21479503
Smartass. I actually like Win8, even if it's mostly because of the new Task Manager. Seriously, this is so much better. The new start screen's fun, too.

>>21479492
What he said.

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>>21479436

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A few quick questions concerning a story down the road
>About how many mages are there in Waifu Town by 6-7AA?
>About how skilled is the average mage?
>What spell types do they tend to know?

>>21479454
That was my fault, I never gave him a specific name.

>>21479465
My PC name is in Japanese, so what do I know?
I don't even remember what it is.

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>>21479576
>>21479436

Woops, wrong face.

<- There we go.

Well, my PC used to be named Bockscar, to go with the theme I had with my hard drives. (The 500 GB drive that serves as C: is Little Boy, the two 1 TB drives hooked up in RAID0 are Fat Man, and the 2 TB external is Tsar Bomba. I should probably rename that one to fit in line with American nukes.)

I can't name it Enola Gay because it's not alphaneumeric.

>>21479465
Name it after a non-organic antagonist. Megatron, Megabyte, GLaDOS, etc.

>>21479581
Well by 7AA there are 8 named ones. The average mage would be a lot like the average warrior, skilled enough. But not legendary.
Fire spell of some kind, simple illusions, maybe some healing, lots of cantrips, basic enchantment and rune work. Thats the minimum to pass the wizard college that is in that one town. So I imagine its the basics. I also think most cantrips would be day to day stuff

>>21479641
You I like you.

>>21479581
going by D&D standards only about 1-3% of the average population is capable of magic and most are first level. given our, let's call it unique mental state which gives outrealmers an abnormally high mage percentage i'd say we have a total casting population of about 10%, which i would split up as 4% each autist and drunk, and 2% sensate (sensate lower since it relies on experiences rather than mental state) (also remember, this is just the outrealmer population, not including natives)
power level and spells would probably be more towards everyday use for many of them, or combat for those that adventure

>>21479641
if it isn't 50TB it shouldn't be named czar bomba

>>21479737
I decided to rename it to Honest John, actually.

>blogging about computer names
Seriously, guys?

I don't have a problem with all these threads, settings are /tg/ after all, but stay on topic.

And if you're finding that hard to do, then chances are there's nothing more to do with the world.

I honestly don't know if you guys are slowing down or not, I'm just saying.

>>21479769
Nah we are just inbetween stories. Me and four others are working on a super long story we are on chapter 10 now. Also not blogging you slack jawed jewdizer.

>>21479769

I can only type up stories so fast comrade, give us a little time here. We made like, 10 posts tops of off-topic material.

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>>21479769
I just want to know. What makes you think we give a shit what you think?

>>21479824
To be fair, I've only read the first thread of this, and at the time it was the majority of the thread.

My apologies.

>>21479769
Sorry for the derail.

Anyway, I'm working on another thing as well. I also have a few ideas on the back burner, but those'll have to wait.

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>>21479966
Yummy

>>21479966
Hey that gives me an idea for my Mermaid story.

>>21479998
Lilly no eating the cute little tortured girls.

>>21479966
I'm not getting off to this, but I know someone is, and that's what makes me uncomfortable.

>>21480023

Seconded.

>>21480023

Thirded. /tg/, I don't feel too good...

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That's it

Harem Knights

You know what, you need to leave

/tg/ will be fine without you

>>21480023
Way to sum up Harem Knight threads in one sentence.

>>21480066

HEY! We didn't even say the "M" word!

>>21480072
monstergirl?

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>>21480066
I just want to know how you jump to that conclusion. Some asshole post some gore after getting butthurt about us not having a story to right off the bat and then we say how sick it is. And you just jump to you guys need to leave.

>>21480071
And you. Fuck you. For posting that crap. For shitting up a thread. For being a mother fucking waste of space.

As for the rest. I'll be here writing stories of adventure and romance and goofy slice of life till you all fucking die. If you think different pic fucking related.

>>21480132
No, they're right, this has gone on long enough. You're not even seeking audience criticism at this point.

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>>21479769
>>21479966
>>21480066
>>21480071
IT BEGINS!

But seriously, how insular do you think these threads have become?

>>21480132
Don't feed the trolls, dude.

Even the Warhammer High guys actively seek out new authors and artists. You guys are so insular you can't even take honest criticism.

Not
>>21479769
>>21479966
>>21480066
or
>>21480071
by the way.

>>21480104

Not quite.

>>21480071
>>21480066

Well I'm sorry you guys feel that way. We weren't ever trying to offend anyone, the reason I joined in was to have a place to write some stories about adventure, dashing chaps and daring do, and maybe some light-hearted romance. I'm no author, but I enjoy it whether people like it or not. I haven't written anything too riské nor offensive to my knowledge, and I'm sorry if some people think I did.

Criticism is always welcome whether we ask for it or not, I'm sure everyone who writes here feels the same way, and there is no stopping anyone from joining in if they wish, some of the writers have set up a lengthy wiki detailing a lot of collective events to get them up to speed.

If everyone hates it, I guess that I will take the majority rule and stop if that pleases the audience.

>>21480184

Honest criticism? I'm not sure it's been offered my friend. If you have any, please, do share it. I'd be happy to hear on what people think or how others think I could improve my writing habits.

>>21480166
Your right. But I have rage issues. Doing my best. It is very hard. I've fucking put people in the hospital for his kind of shit.

>>21480184
You show me "Honest criticism" and I'll listen. If you had read any of the threads you would know I love criticism. I've used it all to better my works. You point out or give real honest criticize and I will listen.

Also we just got a few new writers going back to you guys know nothing. If your not all just the same samefag.

>>21480222
Okay: You're not developing a setting any more, you're writing plot and story. Not necessarily a bad thing or not necessarily non-/tg/, but the setting itself is now basically static. That tells me that you're finished.

>>21480184
I don't think we've ever fully rejected a new author before, they just don't appear very often.

And, personally, I adore criticism; it's merely a guide to improving my writing skills. Unfortunately, our audience, if we have one, remains silent, so we must ask for help amongst ourselves. If you have suggestions on how we may improve, though, please share, since you must be here to contribute some meaningful insights to our stories and not blindly toss insults.

I have no fucking clue what those guys are on about...

I joined literally 2 or 3 threads ago guys.

You want to write for us? Go for it. I did, I just jumped the fuck in. I've read only 1/2 or so of the previous threads.

So anyone here saying stuff like this:
>>21480143
>>21480159
>>21480184

are full of it.

Seeking audience critism? Everyone here looks for it. I've not encountered a more welcoming group of writers here on /tg/ to date.

So you know what? Fuck off.

>>21480253
Still not reading and still a dumbass. We still have most of the world to map. In fact some of us are working on fluffing out another section of the map so deal with it.

>>21480253
As I recall, a few of us are getting the very far east fluffed out in a large story, and Clover pumps out literally NOTHING but background stories and lore.

And now, to write a new story... A DIPLOMAT FROM THE FREE PORT OF PORTFREE IN THE FREE KINGDOMS O_O PIRATE CITY STATE HOOOOO! (if there's another city fitting this and I've just missed it or not gotten to it yet, please tell me nowish? >_>)

>>21480272
So this is how you guys react to honest criticisms, huh. Now wonder the whole thing became a worse circlejerk than WHH

>>21480302
How much of that goes on the wiki, and how much goes here?

>>21480253

Ah, I see. Well that is a very valid point, I guess it is a bit easy to try and follow a single character or group around on a insular plot.

However, I do not feel that we are "finished" in that direct of a sense. We built the setting fast and frantically so we could write within it, not build it forever. Half of the fun is showcasing the setting within the plot and story. Again, I understand your feelings towards these threads if you feel they are pointless and becoming hollow, but I would have to respectfully disagree.

I do appreciate the comment though, perhaps if you, the readers, give us a second chance we may be able to improve using this advice.

>>21480253
Checking back, I think all I've ever written is setting expansion pieces and worldbuilding.

I still haven't written up the wastelands, the church, or the final return to TeeGee yet!

>>21480302
Actually, its getting kind of...pigeonholed here. I wanted to write some pieces about dudes living their lives...

>>21480319
Troll detected. Initiating ignorance filters.

On the other hand, maybe we do need another milestone event...

>>21480326
I don't even think that's necessary. I think it would behoove you to tell a few tales about the religions of the setting, perhaps, or its economy, so it can be a setting for stories outside the scope of the Knights themselves.

>>21480351

I see, that... could be done actually. I'm not sure how long you have been watching these threads, but we have had touches on the subjects, and I think that it could be done rather simply.

We have a setting, it has some colour and some shades, but the real depth has yet to come. Like I stated previously, it is far, far too easy to get caught up in writing a story that focuses on the straight and narrow, neglecting to show off the setting around it.

You have some very good points of criticism Anon, I will certainly take them to heart in my next arc of story.

See? Compromise and criticism can be made if you don't try to offend anyone right off the bat. Cool heads will prevail.

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>>21480351
Noted and noted.

Why are the wasteslands wastelands?

What is the deal with the Iron Church?

All this and more in a mere week...

>>21480387
For what it's worth, I only got here a few posts back.
Anonymity has its drawbacks.

>>21480345
>On the other hand, maybe we do need another milestone event...
We're working on the start of that RIGHT now :3 Me, Gear, Fluff, and Cook (not Vincent, no idea his name here)

Anyway, as there are no objections to Portfree... (and sorry to people asking for things outside the scope of the Knights, this one still deals with us in an semi-direct manner)

>>21480345
Milestone event? There is the mongrel vampire story, which as far as I know is HUGE, and it was Dustyn, I believe, who was currently writing about saving Thai (How far along is that, anyways?).
If all else fails, we could probably arrange a few skirmishes with a haughty Mirthterran noble.
I was personally keeping relatively small scale intentionally, though.

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>>21480435
>>21480438
What is the deal with the vampires anyway?

Will it end up like the orc invasion with bodies pulled out of the streets by the score? Will elves have to find new allies due to the sheer weight of the horde? Will Clover ever mention anything beyond the Silk Wall?

And what's a Portfree anyways?

Gah! More revision, exam's tomorrow but after that it Cabin Fever with a side of roast mushrooms.

>>21480489
I forgot to mention that I'm not part of the collab, so I have no idea what the impact is.

I...think this is the correct way to use sage.

>>21480351 Not religion or economy as I hate the first and have already done some on the second. But fluffy crap it is.

My dealings with the Chironen are of little importance, but in my time spent with them I have learned much. They are a clever species as they need to be. They are one might call a fragile being. Stronger than humans though they may be they have some serious weaknesses. Most of them the other side of a two edged sword.

They have hollow bones which helps with flight and surviving a fall. But the bones do not deal as well from a weapons blow. The wings are another problem. Running from just below the fingers to just above the ankle they limit movement not to mention dress. The wings tend toward the sensitive side. As the membrane is covered in countless nerve endings.

Their greatest strength is also their greatest weakness. Hearing, more accurately echolocation. Some I have encountered have hearing so fine they can sense changes in heartbeat and in breathing. Not surprising back in the 60’s a guy did test by gluing a rod to another guys eardrum, it could pick up on the differences of an atoms bredith. Humans just have really crappy outer ears. Like I was saying this is their greatest weakness as when they are assaulted by loud noises they lose their “second sight”, louder and they can’t even stand. Louder still and they pass out.

The ones with really good hearing can act as a human lie detector. Well they can act as a doubt speaker detector would be more accurate. I will not get started on the subject of lying and lie detectors I could write a whole book on that. Well then again I only wrote 50 pages for my college paper on them. So maybe not a book.

>>21480398

Well, we are in our... 35th thread. A lot has been said and done in that time, including a lot of exterior description of the setting. A lot of people have just been in the final ends of personal stories, so its been a little clogged with that style of writing at the moment, so I can see how it would seem that we are neglecting the setting.

Well, once my "arm problem" is over and done with, perhaps I will write in some things, or even start some sketches of the areas around the castle. I don't have a scanner, so a picture of a picture will have to suffice. I may not be the most artistically proficient, but I'll try my best.

>>21480518
Back to hearing. As they use this echolocation to see all around them seemingly up to a mile away, bar any obstacles, they serve as great scouts and trackers. As their wings also limit movement traditional weapons really don’t work and limit them to fighting in wide open spaces; they really need better weapons and training if they are to be used in any fighting capacity. They currently train with and use a spiked boot, which is the silliest weapon I have seen since finger claw stun gun. My recommendation, Give them a fitted vest that can hold a blowgun and darts. Also keep them as a scout/sniper force and things will be fine. Also it should be noted they are best served as an air/limited ground unit. They really are not made for ground combat. My recommendation, fly to a good spot get off a shot or two and get out.

As for air combat the boots still do serve a purpose, to engage with other flying forces. Now it has been brought to my attention that its kinda hard to use a blowgun when flapping your arms. To which I only have to say, do I have to do all the thinking for people? Well here we go. The Witch Dive Strike or as I like to call it how to use a blowgun mid air.

Step one: flip onto your back and grab your gun.

Step two: with both thumb-claws, bring gun to mouth, flaring wings to slow descent.

Step three: aim, fire, return to flight position. Repeat after gaining altitude.

If you need to dodge while doing this bring wings to 12 o’clock and increase descent speed or bring wings to 3 and 9 to slow up more. Or really any wing combination, one popular one during testing turned out to be 11 and 5. The upside of this technique is it makes you able to fire while moving and fire while dodging.

>>21480532
e dodging.

Moving on to culture, most Chironen are a nomadic species. Primarily a hunter gather one also. They are a friendly enough race after they get over their fears of people. Some are more friendly than others of course. They put very, very, very, little value on sight most of the time, being a nocturnal species that has a little less than human grade eyesight (meaning they cannot see well at night at all). As such, they over compensate using hearing, touch, taste, and smell. This lends to their lack a sense of personal space. and are very much about the feel of things. So if a Chironen starts to feel your face do not freak out. In most Chironen societies one is considered an adult when one grows this sort of tuft of furry hair on their chest just a bit below the neck, usually around the hollow of the throat.

Though mostly nomadic there is one know city of Chironen called, well, there is no direct translation. The closest we can get is a set of musical notes (and even sheet music isn’t an exact method of translation, though Chiroren Immigrants from what we’ve taken to calling ‘CityGotham” seem to favor writing using sheet music than using the latin alphabet unlike their surface cousins).

>>21480544

Chironen tend to congregate in a section of the Catacombs consisting of large, open limestone caverns (often with streams running through them). The district has taken up the name “The Bat Cave” and serves as an early warning system for anything coming from the caverns and tunnels not under /TG/ control, cavernous combat seemingly being one of the few things they excel at, being capable of a greater level of short range maneuverability (if no where near the speed, long range endurance, or aerial skill) when compared to Harpies (who make up the bulk of /TG/’s ‘air force’) The catacombs are a curious place to most outsiders. Add in the rumors and legends of other things down there and it looks a lot scarier. However the Chironen have heard nothing unusual so I doubt there is anything to be worried about. Unless the thing lacks a body.

Rumors of the Chrionen being a bunch of pagan cultists can be scary, but worry not. As their rituals are rather tame. There is no human sacrifices or sacrifices of any kind. Most Moon cultist Chrionen only bother with the new moon and full moon rituals. The first of which is for is for healing and the second of which is for fertility. Also Chrionen do not drink blood. If you see a Chironen biting someone that is most likely because that person tried to use their hand to cover the Chrionen’s mouth. Namely one couple.

Trying to get stuff done on that front, but I'm having difficulty getting stuff that's not shit :S

I'll post some rough sketches soonish probably.

>>21480549
There is everyone happy now? Good next we will be seeing something about economy and way it works differently in this world as it is based off of adventure.

>>21480023

It makes me feel a bit sad. Too jaded to feel too sad, but it's sad. Good to know I am not too dead inside.

>>21479966
here.

In retrospect, posting spoilered gore in response to some guy overreacting to a mistaken assumption was neither wise, mature, or cool to the rest of you. I apologize.

No particular hate meant, it was just the first thing that came to mind that seemed likely actually provoke a reaction in the dude.

Btw, this is my first post since. Those other guys are not me. Far as I'm concerned, you guys belong as long as you're working on the universe.

BTW, It's actually kind of rare to see direct evidence of moderation. So in case you thought the mods were lazy: Janitor's here, even though you don't see him. He got a ban request on me, as I deserved. Take a moment to thank him silently for his work.

>>21480588

Nice of you to apologize Anon, I'm sure we all accept in kind.

But hopefully you now see that there has been some gentile responses to criticism and advice, and I think we have all improved for the better.

>>21480562
To the High Admiral of the Free Port of Portfree, greatest port in the Free Kingdoms.
Now Admiral James, I would address you directly o course, but I have no idea whether you still are admiral after all. Assumin you still are, you will need to know this. It is the 895th year since the rise of the Iron God's chuch in these lands, but these Teegeens refer to it as 9AA, After Arrival apparenly. Now, I don't be a bettin man, you know that Admiral, but I believe that there is truth to the tales of them being outsiders. I won't go into it in more details, you hav the reports of the boys we sent heer before, even if they did all turn up dead (sever cases of falling onto their own daggers 20 times or not, damn that Fearghaile).

I am sending this to give you warning, and great news, these Teegeens, they be a great resource. They've begun working on a canal linking their rivers and local lake to the great northern river, the Faerun. Yes, I know we don't sail down it, too close to the Frozen March, ships going missing, the Kanin patrols that don't like us too much.

>>21480800
Ignore it all. We need to trade with these folk. Their odd ways, their antagonism towards the blasted inland fools. And most of all, their technology. I am sure it is why our boys before now died, and the only reason I'm still alive is that I'm on the admiral's council, they can't handle the impact to their trade if we begin raiding any ship carrying their goods, sacking the ports of Kanim and other allies of theirs, so they won't kill me, at least not yet. I guess our erratic reputation and vengeful attitude lets'em know they can't pull those nasty tricks that have befallen some of the Inland barons... not to mention at least once one of their Blade fellows hired Captain Rallith's boys to sink some Serridian noble's ship.

But none of this matters, what matters was what I found out about in the catacombs, as they call them, of this place. See. The city is festooned, honeycombed even, with tunnels under it, they use some, expanded others. Entire Chironen district down there even, quite the sight the expanded cavern mouth at night. Anyway, no, what's important is that any city this size, and with this much trade passing through, given what they produce. They have an enormous number of lay mages, never seen a city this rife with magic. They light the streets with it at night! The surplus of magic goods alone would be enough to bring us in on this place, for trade of course.

>>21480806
No, whats important is a place called Blood Gutter. It's a nice cozy spot deep in the catacombs, outa sight of their Knights. See, as I was sayin', any city this size and with this much trade eventually produces criminals. The Teegeen's are better at keepin a lid on it than most, but its there, and the bleedin are of it, in some ways, is the area around Blood Gutter.

Blood Gutter is what it sounds like, a horrible cess pit of rot, blood, water, and shit. A dueling ground, a bettin arena. So deep in the catacombs even their knights havnt found it yet. I went there just once, and well, what I saw amazed me. They have these things, weve herd rumor of them of course, but these guns. I saw them demonstrated. Got to handle it myself, for a fee. Its like a mages wand, but I'll swear to you there was no magic in this, that cold, metalic stench in your mind when magic goes off? Wasn't there. No, there was just a bang like a mage's bolt and the other man fell dead, poor fool was a mage of some kind. Before he could get his spell off, the fire and thunder of the Gun had him down.

Admiral, we need these. As I said before, I aint no gamblin man, but I would bet everything on gettin one of these guns. If it aint magic, its somethin we can copy. I couldn't palm the piece there, the swine who had it was flanked by two others with much larger guns than the one he gave me. I handed it back, I saw him reload it with some kind of paper and metal set up, called it a cartridge I think, anyway, put it into a little hatch at the back of the Gun. Now, these bigger ones... they were something else. The one I used put a neat little hole through the heart of the other guy, but when some gutter snipe of an orc tried to make off with the Gun, one of the two guards laid open his entire back as he ran away, the skin and muscle turned to pulp from the blast.

>>21480811
Now, if we try for this, we got to be careful. These Teegeens are right protective, and I never did see the face of the man giving the guns out for "test runs" as he called it. But, I think he's plannin' on sellin' eventually. I asked him iffin he was a Knight, he laughed, and just shook his head. He's an outrealmer I'll bet hard gold on it, but he aint no Knight. And if we can do business with him...

Admiral, get even one of those Guns to that mad Alchemist fellow you have on a leesh? And we'll own the coasts from the dark continents in the south, all the way to the Kanim Isles and beyond. That's my official recomendation. I'm sendin' this letter with no less than 12 of my best boys, only 6 of which the Teegeens have any idea about officially, and at least 2 of the others have kept their cover, not been snoopin' about. I won't talk about the little surprise you've managed to sneak in o'course. Good show Admiral. Anyway, at least one oh these should get back to ya.

If it's found out, I probably won't survive, one way or another. Just let my death slide. But make sure that bilgerat Carcer, my quartermaster, gets my place on the Admiral's board. He's got a good head on his shoulders, and he'll lead Marcone's Mavrics well. And if we got to take this place. Kill their Sir Dustyn first... and that Sir Giovanni if you can manage it, but Sir Dustyn has to go. Outa ever damn outlander here, that cove is too dangerous, and willing to do too much to protect them. I think he'd see the world itself burn before harm came to their precious TG.

~Admiral Marcone the Mad, Privateer of the Free Port of Portfree.

>>21480800
>the Faerun

I honestly had no intention to make it named after the Forgotten Realms major continent x-X It's pronounced "Fay Run"

>>21480821
Would the author of this piece step forward and answer the following question:

Would you be mad if I put in a little bit between some spies about this letter?

Thank you.

>>21480688
The guy that said you guys can't take criticism wasn't me though.

Polite sage for complete lack of contribution.

>>21480903
Jistin wrote it. And I think this is another case of the "Knights" don't know. But the knights do.

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>>21479966
The way that one is trying to comfort the mermaid who has been cut in half in her dying moments knowing there is nothing she can do to help her and the way said mermaid is clutching her comforter as tight as she possibly can and trying to make it all go away makes me all sorts of sad. I don't have nearly a proper enough picture to convey how sad I feel.

>>21480959
Yep and I hope to capture that sad in my mermaid story. I planned on them getting caught by the pirates of the Free Kingdoms but I never thought of that.

Not at all.

>>21480023
Oh hey, you watch Zero Punctuation, too?! Huh, small world!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyQklHNlaaw&feature=plcp

I'm just glad the person who posted that either deleted their post or got banned.

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Somewhere smelling of salt and rusted iron

>Establishing Connection<
>Retrieving Encryption Key<
>Line Secure<

Z: …And then they said, “Are you a Knight”!
S: Hahaha! Hilarious! They thought to hide from us? Underground?
Z: I know, right? Practically next door! Don’t they know it’s not structurally sound?
S: I could take down the roof by punching the walls hard enough!
Z: But enough about two-bit fences, distribution on my side’s monitored, yours?
S: Not a peep, these guys are probably cracked cases. Introduce the rust bug into the casts, and any “unofficial” smithies will soon find themselves in a bind.
Z: I’ll get right on it. Speaking of bugs, have you seen the new [Expunged]?
S: It’s uncanny what those two can do. They’ve really outdone themselves this time. Project Board Flip is a go!
Z: Thinking of using it on the departing party, are we? Freeport Portfree, what were they thinking? Want to head over ourselves?
S: Nah, point K at them and say “Journal” and every pirate in port will find a dagger in their back, courtesy of their “top field agent”.
Z: Actually, about that, are we telling K? With the whole “intercepted messages” and all…
S: He’s got enough on his mind. Wait until their B comes home. We’ll talk then.
Z: … … …
S: …You awake? This is why I prefer face-time.

>Line Severed<
>Scrambling Conversation<
>Wiping<

>>21481247
I actually got thinking, "why stop at two?" when it comes to spies.

I'm going to need to introduce these guys sooner or later, lest cries of "Asspull" be heard among the board further down the line.

Now that I think about it, maybe spy games are harder to write than politics...

>>21481282
awwww D: I'm just a little disappointed that these guys are knights and there's not some insane power mad plot within our own ranks to distribute guns and take power that way...

>>21481307
Ah, according to an email Gearheart and I had, there are power mad Knights, just not gun runners.

These two? S and Z are no knights either, neither are B & K, so there's some info for any keeping score. They were merely discussing the Blood Gutter situation as third parties, so you can have your evil Knight cake, and eat it too!

Now that I read over it again, I made a snag. If it's 9AA in your piece, I may have to rewrite some of the work I've been doing, cause B and K were officially declared "persona non vita" in 7AA...

Oh, spoilers above.

>>21481247
Encrypted cellphones talk about a step up.

S must be a badass to punch out stone walls.

Also another story I need to finish I wish there were like six of me.

>>21481247
So what, this is some kind of computer system thing?

I thought we were in medieval fantasy. We may have had some electronics on us when we 'ported over, but I really, REALLY doubt we'd be able to render them useful in one generation, let alone develop scrambling software (or even need to.)

Just seems out of setting.

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>>21481556
Not a hard wired comp, no. Since the method of 'port was online pic, didn't all of us port over with some sort of tech?

As for encryption, you're talking about spies that come up with Enigma Codes on the fly while beating their ambushers to death with a brick, surely they can come up with something.

Something fantastic and magic and debuting in the Old World Fair...

Not that I didn't mention a possible communications system in one of my other stories...

Spawnling's songs and mortal's screams...

>>21481607
We're in a medieval-tech world that uses magic.

You could encrypt your files by ticking the "hidden" box in folder properties.

Hmmm...

does TG have guilds? For example, a Builder's and Architect's Guild?

>>21482794
The first official Trade Union is formed in about 7AA, which I will handle, but apart from that? Go nuts!

Still surprised that my introduction of two new spies was a bit low key, since I am planning to kill off a bunch.

>>21480351
Religion I stay away from, but the economy, usually in the form of establishing trading routes, was touched on several times.

>>21482794
Aside from a few militant orders, no, I don't think we do. We probably have standardizations on food quality, but that'd be about it.

>>21480351
We have religion fluffed out, its in the older threads by Bhikkhu Thai. Some of it collected here:
https://docs.google.com/folder/d/0B9QzTlP9O8p9NC1WcW5fVmtITXM/edit?pli=1&docId=1c-Tvr1g4i2hM2MgH
6brZZRw3Li0gCLZa94VT2uTwdTI

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I'm going to go sleep now, my last exam on tomorrow.

But I know what's going to happen next. A huge flurry of activity due to timezones meshing up! I haven't seen Sir Kasai 'round these threads in days, wonder what he's up to...

Anyways, I'm watching you, board. Got my eye on you...

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Part 5
From the Journal of Hetros Jistin

I was not myself for the next few days. Shell shocked is probably the word. Many of us were, those of us that were not completely elated that the terror was over. I took part in the celebrations, noting how the Elven females warmed up to our menfolk readily when it became apparent we were treating them well, not as property. I talked and joked with Mikela, who was almost always there. She helped pull me out of that pit I dug myself into those days after the counterattack. She's always been stronger than me, come to think of it, all of my waifus are stronger than me, or at least doubt themselves less.

The days quickly became warmer, and during those days, Mikela took to, at least in my rooms, disrobing, complaining of the heat... I'm still a little confused how I could be so oblivious however considering she remained as cuddly and deliberately ignorant of personal space around me as she ever did. Much to my continual embarrassment. We went through about two weeks like this, her teasing me constantly, and me oblivious to what she was hinting at until early one morning when I woke up with her straddling me much as she had when we first met. We'd not slept together since that night before the counter attack, and given the heat wave the sudden southernlies were bringing north, I'd taken to sleeping in the nude with only light sheets. Finding that my closest friend in the settlement was ontop of me was more than a little shocking to say the least, if not unwelcome.

>>21487631
Moderate smuttiness. apologies to the easily offended.
I learned three things that night. First, she was a virgin, but we fixed that in short order. Secondly, Mikela is a screamer, and you don't know the meaning of the word until you've met a Chironen screamer. I'm just glad my glasses were safely stowed in their insulated case inside of a chest... my spare set I had kept out shattered after the abuse Mikela's voice put it through. Thirdly, I learned just how badly she wanted to make a family with me. Towards the end, I started to pull away, but Mikela's legs twisted around my body, pulling us together hard. I was about to protest before she kissed me hard, biting down on my lower lips, her wings wrapping around us as I emptied myself into her body.

>>21487653

When we finally peeled away from one another, I still remember her very satisfied look as she rubbed her nose against mine. I was stammering, unable to believe what had just happened. Don't get me wrong, this was... unexpected, but very, very welcome. I asked Mikela if she was sure, and she made it clear to me, in no uncertain terms, that she wasn't letting me go off like I had again, not alone, and certainly not until I had seen our child. I won't bore you with further details of what happened, but suffice to say, for the next few days me and her rarely left the room except for necessities, Mikela joked about it being "just to be sure." When we had finally exhausted ourselves on one another, we informed her father (not that he hadn't guess by now), who seemed more than happy to hear that his daughter would be marrying the human who had introduced his colony to this friendly place where they might remain, and further, that he'd probably be a grandfather before this time next year. We were officially wed to one another around the same time many other of my fellow Outrealmers and their Waifu, there wasn't much in the way of surprise, except in that I hadn't been one of the early adopters of marrying into the local population like several others had been.

End Part 5 [Next time: Life goes on, the Dwarf Delegation, Stuff]
(because I couldn't find a way to end part 5 and seague propperly, seemed like a good place to end it)

Been very little comments on things from the new wiki races page.

So adding some details from the goblins and kobolds.

Goblins are a race of slightly reptilian, short, humanoids with a technical bent. Contrary to popular belief, Goblins are not related to Orkind in any way, shape, or form. Physiologically, they are smooth skinned, but have scale like patterns and calluses on places where the bones are shallow against the skin. They have short stubby tails protruding from their rears. Their eyes are usually monochrome with a single snake like slit pupil, though there are exceptions. All Goblins retains a love of gadgetry (though not on the scale of the gnomes) but more than that, a love of alchemy, chemistry, and herbology. Their skin tons have a very, very, very, wide range, but by far the most common range is grey to green (though reports of red, blue, human skin tones, and every other color imaginable have been made, though how much of this is alchemical trickery and how much is natural is unclear).

Goblins, unlike every other race on the planet, seem to have come from else where, another world entirely, only tangentially connected to this one. Goblins are, by far, the most common opponent faced by adventurers going into the dungeons that spontaneously appear. Given that there is no species quite like Goblins anywhere else in the world, and almost no records of them being created, migrating here, or anything else amongst the dwarves, felim, or humans (not even myths or legends), it can only be assumed that those of Goblins populating the new world are those who left the dungeons that brought them here before the dungeons were closed.

Goblins are divided into three races, Gobbos, Kobolds, and Gremlins.

>>21488438
Gobbos
Unlike their wilder, dungeon dwelling cousins, or the tribes of their kind far to the south. Gobbos are incredibly civilized, organizing themselves into merchant bands known as Caravans that travel between settlements. They peddle trinkets, potions, and small gadgetry at each location.

Gobbos rarely, if ever, take off the dark black robes and hoods they wear constantly, nor the white masks carved with different faces, each face representing a different emotion or action or idea. Gobbos only remove this clothing in the presence of someone they truly trust, and is usually something reserved between mates. It is unclear how Gobbos are capable of drinking and eating through their masks, though they seem to do so effortlessly.

Gobbos, far more than their cousins, the Kobolds, are masters of alchemy and medicine, and they adore modifying their bodies, though it is rare when you see a gobbo that is radically different from the standard Goblin template. Gobbos tend to be strangely proportioned for their size, which is at about waist height to a human. Gobbo males are often thickly muscled, even if they are of a scholarly bent, and very, very, fit. Gobbo females are impossibly curvy, to the point where some even have trouble retaining their balance. Gobbos do not state whether this is NATURAL for them, or the result of alchemical manipulation of their forms, though they seem to accord respect in equality to how heavily modified a fellow Gobbo's body is, and to these Gobbos who are almost comically proportioned, a great deal of respect is given.

>>21488449
Gobbos cont.


Gobbos are most commonly sighted type of Goblins in the northern lands, and the only nonhuman even barely tolerated by humanity. This is for a number of reasons. Goblins are master apothecaries and alchemists, and 3 generations back, the heir to the kingdom was deathly ill. No one amount of prayer, healing, or medicine was able to cure him. In desperation, the King began calling to those outside humanity for help (besides the hated elves). Dwarven runes did nothing, nor Halfling cookery, Felim shamanism, or Gnomish invention. Finally, a goblin caravan arrived in the capital, and with it was the oldest and wisest (or so the goblin claimed) of their kind. Over the next few weeks, he had adventurers gather the rarest of ingredients, and after a month, concocted a substance that cured the heir, who later became king. So ecstatic at the revival of his son, the King at the time offered the goblins anything they wanted. The price was not as high as he might have thought, not half his kingdom, not riches untold, no. They simply asked that each of their caravans be given a contract, a writ of trade and pass, to move unmolested through human lands, and peddle their trade in human settlements.

Goblins are still discriminated against, in their gypsy like caravans, but by law, they are protected and subject to the king's laws, and there is many a plague stricken town that would not have survived if not for a timely passing of a gobbo caravan. This, combined with the fact Gobbos tend to camp outside of a settlement and keep to themselves, has lead to a grudging tolerance of their presence in most towns.

>>21488455
Kobolds
Kobolds, by and large, are what adventurers face in most dungeons or around them. Kobolds show none of the modesty nor alchemical manipulation that Gobbos display, and share not even the basic tolerance displayed by humans towards Gobbos, not by a long shot. Kobolds are tinkers beyond compare, and passable alchemists. Many magical items found in dungeons, at least the minor ones, are of Kobold make, and you will never find a race more adept at placing and hiding traps of all sorts. Kobolds are masters of ambushes, and if evidence in deep dungeons is to be believed, were once the dominant species of some very powerful, and magical nation. It is possible that the mysterious magical items found in the depths of most dungeons were made by the Kobolds of old.

Kobolds follow the standard Goblin template in appearance, and universally, whether they are members of nomadic tribes (particularly common to the Desert of 1000 Sands, the Knoll Wastes and Orc lands) despise their Gobbo cousins. Calling them race-traitors and claming that they are dishonoring the ancient ways.

Kobolds seem to worship magic, in all it's forms, and at the same time, abhor "technology" as they put it. The devices of the gnomes and even dwarves, to them, are wretched things, and the few cases where a Kobold has been exposed to something as advanced as say, a cellphone or laptop, and were told how it worked, has resulted in the Kobold going into a panic. There is little explanation for this.

>>21488464
Gremlins
Out of all the Goblins, the Gremlins are the most alien and insane. While Gobbos disdain advanced technology (usually anything that is steam driven or more advanced), and Kobolds despise it, the Gremlin is defined by his paradoxical fascination of what he hates. Gremlins are found most commonly in the Dwarven Reaches and in Gnomish lands. They form strange, half tribes of half insane members, modifying themselves with a combination of magical tinkering and alchemy that is far more unstable than that practiced by either the Kobolds or the Gobbos. They attack, raid, and whenever they can, subvert any form of technology they can find. Most often they break it, but occasionally they "hack" it into something it was never supposed to do, usually involved in killing any "tech lovers" the Gremlins can get at, or damaging anything else technological around them.

>>21488467
My goal was to write up a race (or set of races) that might explain why adventuring in these spontaneously appearing dungeons is always so dangerous, and further, where so many of their magical treasures come from.

What you get, in the end, is a species that is very, very, very, adept as magical tinkering, and even basic mechanics, but anything beyond the most basic of mechanisms and simple machines used to produce traps is despised by them (well, maybe not the Gobbos, who are more SCIENCE and less MAGIC, but kobolds certainly, and gremlins are just nutso)

Thoughts? Alterations? Ideas?

Also do we have trolls yet? Might throw them in as a variety of freakishly magically mutated goblin.

>>21488501
Perhaps they were bred as a sort of work horse, and some go rogue?

The mind of a heretic is a terrible thing to look in to but it is necessary. After all, he was too a child of Myrther. He had only been led along the wrong path and it was Lamarr’s job to bring him back in to the light. Or so the inquisition would have the populace believe. To be honest, the increasing similarity his job entailed with that of a torturer was rather unpleasant. And what if torture didn’t work? What then? Killing the heretic would only be a loss and this one was too valuable to lose.

Lamarr sat at his desk as he usually did but this time he was going over the memories of the heretic that had proven so resistant. Since the soft methods weren’t working he’d have to try harder. The heretic didn’t need a ring finger if he wasn’t to wed to another human after all. That one got him some interesting things. It was a rare glimpse at the world that the Outrealmers came from.

He could see the disjointed memories of the heretic as a child and his adolescence. There were pictures of almost poor family who owned a restaurant of sorts. The boy had tried gladiatorial fighting to support the family but was not very successful. The reason that the was given was in a language he could not understand but the heretic had been kind enough to translate. “You have the hunger [for victory] but not the eye for your own [good].”

>>21489714
Was this perhaps the source of it all? It didn’t seem likely to Lamarr. It was more the happenings of the background that intrigued him. There were items and objects unknown to him in the world which the heretic came from. But there was more.

The boy went to school of course. His strong suit it turned out was languages, or specifically, Common, or the Outrealmer version of it. It also was the beginning of the boy’s fascination with foreign literature and picture books. It was not until in his early teens did the boy master the usage of a magical portal that seemed to lead to an endless supply of such things. Lamarr of course thought it a bit strange that the heretics of Teegee named themselves after something from that magical plane. It explained a lot about their behaviour though. They were educated by goddamn wizards! Of course they would have had no sense of right or wrong.

These findings were important to the Inquisition. These heretics were misguided all along and their complete destruction was not necessary. However just the memories of a tortured heretic was not enough proof. They have to find more such similar experiences to be able to lend evidence to this theory. Lamarr was certain that there would be if he could get his hands on more of these Outrealmers.

>>21489727
The heretic’s next set of memories were from a time in a form of military or mercenary corp. They were drilled and trained for two months. They weren’t allowed to handle weapons so they were given wooden analogues. The heretic had clarified that his kingdom had only just recovered from a coup so the real soldiers had priority over the recruits. Lamarr had suspected the heretic was holding out on him. There must have been a memory related to their weapons technology in there somewhere but without knowing what it was he couldn’t specifically look for it without the chance that he could destroy the memory itself.

The final memory he saw was the heretic in university, the very same kind that the heretic had created for Teegee. His was that of the “Political and Moral Sciences.” A strange name to be sure but all Lamarr gathered from the experience was that the heretic was good at different Outrealm languages. Perhaps this was how the heretic had managed to hide information from him. Suddenly the thought that other words he had managed to extract from the heretic held deeper meanings occurred to him. Was the real meaning of such things as the “Oden”, “Tjarhovs”, “Bromma” and “Karla” plans?

>>21489739
Which was why the whole thing was maddening. All these mysterious words and objects which he could not understand. It was only leading Lamarr to frustration.

“Some tea Inquisitor?” his assistant Sister Miriam interrupted.
“Thank you Sister,” Lamarr replied, gratefully receiving the warm drink, “What do you think of our guest so far?”
“I wish he wouldn’t self-mutilate but I guess that’s why you’ve kept him under permanent watch isn’t it Inquisitor?”

Ah yes, he hadn’t told her how the heretic ended up like that but she came up with her own explanation for it anyway. She of course simply thought of the heretic as a man driven to insanity by the heretics of Teegee. That and the heretic never spoke to her either so it worked out pretty well so far.

“It’s a shame that the memory recovery process is so painful,” Lamarr offered as he sipped the tea.
“He wouldn’t try to block out the pain it caused to his mind with the pain he inflicted on himself if it were so,” she agreed.
“Quite rightly so Sister, but I’ve made progress with him so it’s just only a little longer.”

It was at that moment that Sister Miriam collapsed.
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Don't mind me, just setting up some cloak and dagger stuff.

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Rolled 2, 10 = 12

Don't mind me, just testing out something.

>>21491329
Interesting.

Very interesting.

Alright, so I've sorta run into a bit of a snag. I think I'm guna be needing Lem's help in the end.

See the original plan called for pulling an Eraser and leaving a body in Thai's place, having covered the strike team as nothing more than marauding cultists or something who broke into the dungeon, stole some stuff, ransacked the place and set it on fire or something along those lines. Then it suddenly dawned on me that if we went though with that plan, Thai would need to change his name and everything about his life, something I don't think he'd be willing to do, and even then spies would probably still pick up on it.

So my second idea was to just "kidnap" him and then have him turn up a few weeks later in Tegee have "miraculously escaped from his captors", but that's kinda thin. Then I decided to tweak that and have some legitimate knights (like Alaric and Artorias and some NRFs) "ambush" a group of "cultists" as they were making their escape, just happening to find the poor Thai with them.

Here is where it gets sticky. First and foremost, with Thai back in our hands, he's obviously going to tell us who captured him. That is going to lead to some problems. As for the "cultists", they could easily be "overpowered and captured" by the knights, but then an argument is going to have to be made for their custody to be kept by the knights, unless they are handed over to the Mithrans only to escape as soon as the knights have rounded a corner.

>>21491606
Have the Cultist be Illusions and have Thai stop doing stupid things like going into the lions den.

>>21491606
Alternatively, we "capture" the "cultists" and they "escape" from our custody but are prevented from recapturing Thai because we had a guard shift assigned to keeping him safe.

Also, the rest of our caravan's guard finally crawls out of the taverns after the cultists get away. Damn bunch of bums are so getting their pay docked when we get back. Cultists wouldn't have gotten away if we'd had the extra hands.

HOPE THAT EXTENDED TAVERN CRAWL WAS WORTH IT!

>>21489758
Hmm, that's what I get for posting before I read the thread.

I inquire Mr. Thai, is this setup for my own benefit or is there something specific you wanted to do with it?

Just some ideas on the larger schisms inside of the church of the iron handed god.

The Creation Schism:
The largest Schism in the Church, this one disagrees on whether their god created the world, or brought order to it. The Iron Hand represents order, and the bringing of order.

Those that see Him as a creator state that the world was made by him, and that the other "Gods" invaded and made their monstrous spawn, the more enlightened ones made mockeries of humans in the form of elves and dwarves and gnomes and similar species, but far more often they created things like Kanim, Felim, and similar.

The Orderists believe the world was once a roiling cauldron of chaos, and that it was the Iron Handed God that brought it to order, forging the other deities, and their ilk, into permanent forms, and then gave the entire world to Humans in order to maintain and bring order to it.

(Other schisms I'll expand upon Originists and Revisionists, other ideas for schisms welcome)

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so how advanced has our golem creation stuff got? i know each one would probably take a while and be expensive as fuck so we wouldn't have many, but would we be able to make them? and more importantly, would we be able to customize them?
pic so very very related

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>>21492089
Schisms already?!

Damnit!

There goes the stories I had lined up for the Iron Church.

I'm going to skulk now.

>>21492145
No, dude, it's like philosophical ones.

The church as a whole is united, but there are different schools within it that are "accepted as possible interpretations" as it were. Schisms is probably too strong a word o_O;

>>21492346
OH, I see, so not on the level of Henry VIII and so on?

Different schools/philosophies of thought is more acceptable.

>>21492106
You'd be surprised at some of the things I've planned. Here's a hint for the story after the story after the story about mushrooms: Check the Inquisition lists again.

>>21492392
Definitely not. More like the splits between various priests and theologians upon the interpretation of specific texts. Like Catholics with puritanical and interpretive readings of the bible.

The church NEVER was united under a single entity according to the wiki, so while everyone agrees "Humans are dominant and the chosen people of the Iron Hand God, and our purpose is to bring ORDER." There are different interpretations on how that should be achieved.

>>21492430
And somehow, I get the feeling they all still lead to "kill the waifus"

>>21492860
Well, of course. They're not human. Hell, some of the Outrealmers are barely human.

>>21492860
Well all the Waifus are nonhumans >_> nonhumans are, no matter their source, an incarnation of disorder that the Iron Handed God loathes! They are to be purged, or at best, tamed and made to serve their betters as the animals they are.

>>21492920
Some people have human waifus.

>>21492920
>Well the vast majority of the waifus are nonhumans >_>
fixed

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So I've been here Since the original thread that spawned this, And i thought to write my first thing ever, as This is the first thing that's really caught me, However I Lsot track of it after the 10th thread or around there and only recently have I gone through the archives and Wanted to run the idea by to check if I wasn't shitting all over cannon or something, or going full mary sue/grimderp, anyway as a condensed summary
>berserker type character
>character Comes along with other fa/tg/uys, Wanders off due to reasons to prevent sudden character popping up and never getting noticed despite being here for like 8 years or something
>Gets possessed by insane Anger/War Demon/Spirit Called Knoc, during the warp or maybe after wandering
>gets Power Of regeneration ( most wounds heal in a few moments however He feels all the pain the wound would have caused him), maybe other powers later on
>Due to It is immortal, Unless reduced to a point he cannot regenerate from
>still affected by everything else ( being knocked out,poison etc.)
>albeit with much higher endurance because regen
That's about it what do you guys think, Really bad?, Too marysue? grimderp? ok?

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>>21493267
>character Comes along with other fa/tg/uys, Wanders off due to reasons to prevent sudden character popping up and never getting noticed despite being here for like 8 years or something
Yeah, it's sort of an issue for those of us who only popped up around now, huh?
As for the character, you're reminding me of Orson for Lodoss. And I'd love to see an Orson from Lodoss.

>>21493267
I think it could work. The war demon powers COULD end up being bullshit, but that depends entirely on how well you as an author handle it.

If you have a story prepared, can we read it for reference?

>>21493319
Well I just wrote it as "yeaaaah, actually I've been around for a while :D I'm just lower key than the Knights."

>>21493267
>>21493584
Well, if we go the Spirit of Anger route, then it could be something that just possesses him, uses his body as a weapon, and doesn't really CARE about his wounds.
Perhaps a magical item he himself sought out could help him heal the wounds he receives while berserking? But with a catch of course, like the same doesn't apply to wounds he gets while sane?

>>21493584
Sorry, Haven't written anything yet, mostly ideas in my head. Just wanted to run it by before I started.

The war demon powers were what was worrying me about it as I'm not sure where the line is for it

>>21493672
The angle I was going for is they are both in one body but I would be in the forefront outside of berserking so it would be

Normal
"Hi I'm a character"
>Hi I'm Knoc speaking Inside the mind
'this is me talking only to Knoc'

Berserk
"HELLO I AM ANGRY KNOC I WRECK SHIT"
>oh god character in pain

>>21493739
That's Spirit of Anger, basically. Like I said. Orson. Lodoss. I want to see this happen.

>>21493843

Or you could have the spirit of being a suave bastard like moi.

>>21493909
what if the spirit was suave until it got in control, and then unused to having HARMONES and NERVE endings, goes insanely angry? :D

>>21494482
That could be interesting I also need a name but I have none, gonna work on all this tomorrow so just brainstorming at the moment

>>21494482
>male character
>female spirit
>spirit has never experienced testosterone before
>natural levels hit her like a truck full of steroids

>>21494740
>"oh gosh fighting is awfully bloody"
>berserk
>"FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU"

Could make a neat one off not exactly what I'm going for though

>>21494816
you know you want to. and you could have it work in reverse too. kill 43 people and then gorge on chocolate while crying

>>21494924
>>21494816

That... might actually be hilarious.

>>21494924
It's a great idea But I just couldn't write that personally, as hilarious as that is

>>21494924
Not 63?
I like where this is going, though.
If the spirit got its/her own body, eventually, she could be waifu, too.

>>21494924
for the record, i'm not trying to be sexist. but when you pump someone full of unnaturally high levels of hormones their behavior can go nuts

>>21494816
Had another Idea for this, He dreamed up this scenario, and upon waking

>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
"DON'T JUDGE ME"
>WHAT THE FUCK
"I JUST NEED SOME SUPPORT RIGHT NOW"
>I WILL FUCKING END YOU FROM THE INSIDE IF YOU DON'T KNOCK THIS SHIT OFF

fuck now I want to write at 12:00 p.m with a 6:20 a.m wake up call

>>21494816
>>21494740
>>21494924
>>21494952
>>21494960

Its called Soul nomad and the world eaters

>>21495209
>Implying we're not already ripping shit off
We have Dark Souls, Spice and Wolf, Some Lodoss (dem ears began there), Elder Scrolls, and countless other references.
I see nothing wrong with taking a leaf out of this, either.

>>21495209
that's a player decision for a female character though, and the spirit is always male

>Harem Knights - Hermaphrodite Dragons and Ghost Trannies

>>21495343
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
Get Out

>>21495343
>not loving elf ears and cat girl purrs.
That's okay. You don't have to like what I like.

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>>21495440
He didn't mention those things.

>>21495343
We have ghost trannies?

>>21495640
last 20 posts or so, though it's more scitzophrenia/possesion than anything else

>>21495600
I assumed he was against our love for all monstergirls in general. Because that's what I'm here for.

The sad part is, if I went to the land of the Knights, I'd be in hell, since their principle allies are those cat-people and I'm deathly allergic to cats.

>>21495748
i haven't seen anyone say whether or not they're hypoallergenic, so problem fixed. also, you don't have to stay with the rest of us, pretty sure captain morgan black doesn't exactly visit often

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so does anyone have a yandere yet?

>>21497126

That one guy's Drider waifu probably counts.

Annnd I'm back. Exams are done, break has begun!

>>21492430
That sounds like something we could get behind, if we weren't allophilics and in space.

>>21495207
Welcome, new writer! Glad to have fresh meat on the floor. Especially another dream inspired storywriter.

>>21497126
...I could write one in? Wouldn't take much adjustment or wreck any established characters.

>>21495748
Actually, this brings up something I've been wondering for a while now. What are the (non-sentient) animals like? People have mentioned horses, cows, chickens, and the like. There was also a house cat, but that one's technically an Outrealmer.

I think the unwritten rule is "Like Earth unless otherwise noted.", but I'm not certain.

>>21497466
Some sort of mutated mountain goat, tropical birds with funny names, the magically adapted animals of not-Africa, and non-humanoid counterparts for every monster type.

That's all I've got from thread reading, not adding anything new to the zoo yet.

>>21491899
If you want your hand in the pie, just say so, but right now I'm only just doing my own thing. It's there to deal with the aftermath of break out really.

>>21499465
I just want to know something.

Your name was Bhikku, or something like that, but now it's Khru.

Is there some sort of cultural significance I'm not getting?

>>21499527
"Bhikku" means beggar. "Khru" means teacher. Thai is is only actual name.

Life's kind of hectic around now, what with the aftermath of the storm and moving to a new apartment. I'll try and get some writing done, and I would like to involve myself in this rescue if I can. I just really, really need to find the time to catch up.

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Okay, I'm going to have to hunker down and write something now.

The human realms are realms of LAW and ORDER above all else. The Iron Handed God created humans to bring order to the world, with their art, with their might, with their thought, and above all, with their Law.

Law is just the best form of Justice, by the Book of the Iron Hand (One of two books of the church, the other is the Book of the Merciful Hand) ((name can be pending if I got the names for Myrthhirs hands wrong... also keep mispelling his name damn it, I just know I do))

There are, however, different views on how this applies.

One set of views is that the Law that the Iron Handed God lay down in the beginning was perfect in every way, and thus all Laws should refrain from changing, and further, should be reversed to the original laws. This is the Originist View. There are Extreme and Moderate Originists. Moderate Originists try to prevent laws from changing, while Extreme Originists attempt to bring laws back to the state they were in at the beginning of the realm.

The Revisionists, instead, believe that as long as laws change in a lawful, and orderly manner, then they are within the will of the Iron Handed God, who in his all knowing wisdom, realizes that times change, but within a fashion that is within his greater design. They welcome changes in Laws, provided they are built upon with precedent, do not conflict with the Book of the Iron Hand nor the Book of the Merciful Hand.

>>21502597
Interesting

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>>21500886
Still working on a story about the first encounter with Capra demons.

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“Are you sure this is a good idea,” asked Bethany

“We’re about to venture into a ruin what’s managed to guard its secrets from everyone else for hundreds, perhaps thousands of years, by way of killing everyone who’s tried so far,” said Artorias. “Of course this isn’t a good idea, but that’s hardly stopped us before, has it?”

“I still don’t see why you decided to do this instead of staying back in the city like everyone else,” complained the elf.

“Not everyone decided to stay behind,” he said, looking over his shoulder at her, “besides, I don’t remember asking you to come along.”

“I didn’t come along because I like you or anything,” she stammered, “I just wanted to get away from my old home was all.”

“I’m sure,” he said, “and I suppose the fact you insist on sleeping with me every night shows that.”

“That’s just because it’s cold!”

He shook his head and held up his lantern, made from a glowing crystal taken from the elves city. They had been exploring a ruin in the foothills to the west of Teegee, looking for anything that could be traded for food or equipment, either for them or to be sent back to the city to help their rebuilding efforts. So far the best he’d managed was to trade some of what they’d found for some decent-looking armor, even if he did feel a bit silly wearing something that he was pretty sure would be considered overkill even by 17th century standards.

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>>21505927
So far the pair had stumbled on a few skeletons, killed, as best they could tell, by a pressure-plate activated dart trap, something they had been keeping an eye out for ever since. The fact they had found a few of these was a good sign that there was likely still something worth taking here, it was just a matter of getting to it.

Being surrounded by the dank, moldy smell of stale air make the self-proclaimed knight think about just how much his life had changed. Barely six months ago his greatest ambition had been to fire heavy weapons and sight-see, but now it seemed like a lifetime ago. Since then, he and many others had survived being frozen and starved, organized a militia that had defeated a small city of elves that had been harassing their hunting parties, and now they were delving into places that any sane person would tell them was suicide.

Being followed by a sometimes clingy, sometimes tsundere elf that liked him for some reason wasn’t helping matters much, but she helped keep his mind off of other things. She didn’t help his sanity much, but rubbing her ear seemed to shut her up for a little while.

After a few more hours spent prodding suspicious looking stones with his knife, which turned out to be one of the best investments he had made, they came on a fairly large chamber. While not sure what to expect, the pair could see the glimmer of something gold from the lantern-light. The pair also saw bones scattered around the room, which also helped them see the reason for that.

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>>21505983
A great, towering monster, easily fifteen feet tall, wielding a pair of eight foot stone swords with a wicked outward curve, and a strange, rat-shaped skull on its head, this creature would be intimidating even if it wasn’t almost three times the height of the knight. Thankfully it seemed the creature was half-asleep when they got there, allowing the two of them to drop their packs and scramble out of the entryway before the beast could react.

The two of them had fought creatures in a previous ruin, so they knew that such things were best dealt with quickly. Artorias has his greatsword at the ready, his lantern clipped to his belt, circling around one side while Bethany circled around the other with her rapier, keeping a lantern in her left hand. The creature stood and did a motion similar to someone rolling their sholders and then started looking between the two intruders.

The creature decided that Artorias was the bigger threat, so it turned and tried to pounce on him, swinging both the massive blades in an overhead arc. Artorias sidestepped and jabbed at the creature with his sword, making a cut on its arm, but not cutting deep enough to do much damage. Bethany ran up behind the thing and stabbed it in the back the knee, giving the knight enough time to reposition and stab at the creature’s chest, scoring a wound on what he thought was where its lung would have been.

The beast well down as its wounded leg gave out, but managed to keep from falling over by holding itself up with its blades. The two continued to stab at the creature for some time before it finally died, mostly because neither one wanted to get within range of the creature’s blades, which it was still swinging around if either one got within its line of sight. The creature dissolved into a pile of sulphur, a most unusual thing for a dead thing to do, admittedly, but the two made it a point to gather as much of it as possible.

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>>21506013
The chamber held a fair amount of treasure, including some gold, a few enchanted weapons, and a greatshield, similar to an elongated kite shield with a strange engraving on it, which Artorias promptly claimed for himself. The two poked around the ruins for a while longer, but couldn’t find anything else interesting.

That night they made camp some distance from the ruins, the two of them still coming down off of the adrenaline high from the fight with the demon. Artorias was making a few notes on some paper about the creature they had encountered while the elf was snuggling up against his side.

“I thought you didn’t like me,” he said, stroking her ear as she pulled his cloak around her.

“I don’t, crazy human,” she muttered into his side, “it’s just cold.”

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>>21506068
>that gif

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Bump

gonna try and get a BASIC mockup of the fortress sometime this weekend. No promises on detail or quality.

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one comment gave birth to two months, 35 threads, and a fuckton of writefaggottry
i love all of you more than most of my "real" family

>>21509971
Hell I love all of you more than most of my family just because you haven't tried to kill me. The awesome stories take things to the level of fanboyism

>>21493267
I'm this guy here and I actually sat down and wrote something, I apologize if it's awful years of never writing does that you you i guess.

>>21510183
"a story huh?"
"alright Sit down and listen up"

Looking around theres a whole lot of Nothing

My first thought was a good one considering I just went from a cozy chair in my house to, buttfuck nowhere population, me

"Alright what were you doing, you didn't wake up in a tub of ice so atleast your organs are safe. maybe"

/tg/, image, waif-"fuckingwizards"

That explanation will do for now

Doing a quick body check I find I still have my cloths on me and that's about it
"well It's better than being naked I guess"

And I then notice there's a whole lot of other people around, and more just appearing before me.
"fucking wizards"
from here it almost looks like an odd convention.
Like A snackfood corporation, a fitness expo, and D&D con had some kind of fucked up baby

Alright a lot of confused people. just showed up out of nowhere. looking for a cause. Time to get the fuck out.

So being a sensible man and not wanting to be caught in the inevitable SNAFU this would bring about I promptly make an exit.
After Exiting what I now see to be a Decrepit keep I get a good look at my surrondings

"Let's see we got dangerous dark forest, SNAFU Castle, nothing, and plains."

"Let's go with plains"

Yeah, yeah I talk to myself alot

Walking along the plains, was well boring, Not much around you see besides the ocasional trace of wildlife, grass, and shrubs.
Altough I'm thankful for those bi-weekly hunting trips with my father a fit body and knowledge of woodsmanshi- well I guess plainsmanship in this case
saw me pretty well over the next few days on the old dusty trail.

>>21510194
"this doesn't look like fucking anywhere in america", I Was musing to myself

A few more hours of walking and a rabbit caught, and cooked, praise my father, once again for teaching we the wonders of friction
,and a small hold comes into view

"alright could go there get some rest, shelter, or a bullet through the fucking head"

Alright lets see we got mountains, bullethead hold, or more plains

Pretty grim

As I scanned The horizen, I neglected to hear sneaky bastard behind me

"Halt you toad what are you doing here". who the fuck talks like that

"fuck"

"Drop all your posseions they are now forfeit to the elves"

Elves? what the fuck is this guy on

"listen I just woke up here and what you see is what I go- OW FUCK WATCH IT WITH THAT"

"What? I didn't stab yo-" was all he got out before I twirled and connected with a hook to the jaw

Leaping for his recently dropped dagger, I didn't notice him unslinging his bow.

"haha yeah fucker whos go-OW SHIT", I yelled as I dropped the dagger

Arrow in the. Fucking.Arm.

"WHAT THE FUCK"

"Stay where you are cretin"

This guy even as the fucking fake ears, clothes, and must have a corset on or some shit, he's just to thin

"WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MUGGER RUNS AROUND ON A PLAIN WITH A FUCKING BOW"

yeah fuck this guy I need to get out of here and fast.

think, think, guy high on some shit, thinks he's an elf, no grasp on reali-

"LOOK THE KING"

"What king? Where?"

And I'm out of here

Sir Lyrik shoots more than cum in his loads. I know because his waifus buy heavy protection.

Sir Giovanni isn't compensating with his rifle. His gun is much larger than that little pea shooter.

Jistin likes to sleep with extra pillows, his own, on his chest.

Sir Alaric has multiple arm attachments with multiple settings.

Sir Artorias has three super sensitive nipples and wears a special bra to keep them from getting rubbed.

Sir Dustyn bats for both teams and has the physical attributes to be on all star in any position.

Khru Thai is short a "leg".

Silver once tried Oviposition to see what it was like for her waifu, she need to get healed afterwards.

Kuro the big macho dragon likes to be dressed and treated like a baby.

Belle likes to give a good fisting, she once got up to the elbow.

Olin has a sex book. Not one about sex, one he has sex with.

Sir Kasai and his waifus love a good prank war, which is why they always seem uncomfortable.

Sir Fearghaile a real badass when it comes to diplomacy, hes a real sissy in bed. The cat has more that his tongue

Engineer Fatwelder has a metal dick

Sir Virgil is the trader from the story about the guy who got the gift of the cursed belt of gender change. She still dances on tables at Moma Rubies'.

Tanash Shacklesbane might live with a bird, but hes the one in a cage. On a long term basis.

Sir GearHeart actually enjoys being a woman. Regardless of what he may say. You should hear the noises She makes in bed.

Meina has a cute little clit, that ain't so little. Makes it hard for her to walk while wearing pants without getting excited, its why she reals skits all the time. This one is my fault. I started stretching it out a long time ago. Its now 4 inches long and one wide. Pumps sure work some magic.

>>21510205
Thank god I'm not a slow runner, and it looks like sneaky bastard dosn't feel like chasing, or making a potshot

Not sure How long I ran but I was getting delirious by the end

"Ok,ok bleeding, infection, no bandages, no knowledge of first aid, fuck"

Well Might as well get out of the ope-"

"WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS THEN"

In my mad dash earlier I failed to notice a WoW level change of scenery, from plains to a fucking wasteland.

"ok this isn't earth nowhere changes this fast"

Maybe, that guy was an elf, The thought seemed out of palce, paniced. It scared me a little

"alright maybe there's a cave, or an outcrop or... orrrrrrrrr-

"NO STAY THE FUCK AWAKE DO NOT BLACK OUT"

ok there's a cave to my right, or nothing every where else.

"alright crazy ass cave it is"
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>>21510216
And that's all I got I'm going to bed now Since I busted that out I'll check this thread in the morning feel free to leave any criticism, as this was probably really bad.

>>21510183
>>21510194
>>21510205
>>21510216
please namefag up, makes following much easier

>>21510214
>Sir Lyrik shoots more than cum in his loads. I know because his waifus buy heavy protection.
i laughed far too hard at this, but remember i'm sterile, no need for protection at least not the traditional kind

>>21510251
Still need some for the lightning, don't want to fry the poor girls. Also I'm glad you found it funny.

>>21510228
A good first effort, first grasp of established character, it would be better if proofread or formatted for easier reading but what you have isn't eye-gougingly bad.

>>21510214
...

>>21510251
You're sterile? Since when?

>>21510286
Since way back in the beginning I think.

You need to make a Knight. So I can tell embarrassing rumors about him or her.

>>21510214
>Sir Artorias has three super sensitive nipples and wears a special bra to keep them from getting rubbed.

CURSES! My reason for creating frostweave has been found out!

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>>21510286
barrel from ork attack knocked my leg out of socket and messed up some tubing, wrote it in during the wipeout troop training, but it was only like 1 line

>>21510305
I don't have any plans for a Knight in my stories as yet.

All the ones I've got are either flashback background stories or sneaky deals of spies.

Don't worry, you'll see them in action once I get to it.

>>21510370
Ah, right.

No chance of fixing it in this setting, eh?

>>21510384
He really got it fixed a long time ago due to magic, but his lightning makes his sterile.

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>>21510214
>Tanash Shacklesbane might live with a bird, but hes the one in a cage. On a long term basis.

>>21510384
i prefer to keep magic out of that area

>>21510399
never wrote that in

>>21510425
I was just speculating. It would make sense. But that's all up to you.

>>21510423
I like that gif.

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>>21510214
>Sir Alaric has multiple arm attachments with multiple settings
Damn, she's onto my secret Burning Finger gauntlet project!

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>>21510481
Goddamn, now I'm going to have the line "YOU MAY HAVE YOUR SILVER FEET! BUT I HAVE MY BURNING FIIIIINGGGGEEEERS" from the first episode running through my head all day.

Also why would Jistin need EXTRA pillows :P given one of his wives worked in Lilly's shop, and the other is from a culture that regularly abuses body mod alchemy for fun and profit? THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO TRUTH IN THIS RUMOR! probably

>>21510992
Nice try, we all know you just like having Mikela to snuggle you're chesticles while you sleep. And we have all seen how you stare at those big breasted Holustri.

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>>21510214

>Sir Giovanni isn't compensating with his rifle. His gun is much larger than that little pea shooter.

I almost forgot I had a rifle before I had my bow... maybe I should get back to using the ole' matchlock.

>>21511851
Moment I saw these guys, I knew, just knew, that they would be perfect villains, somehow, for Harem Knights.

Or if not Harem Knights, then for New Jhelom. Thought I'd toss it up here first :P

(New Jhelom link: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/New_Jhelom)

>>21511998
Iron Hand leaders, maybe? Characterization is more important than aesthetic in a story.

>>21512346
The Iron Hand? Who the heck are they?

>>21511998
As for recurring villains, I've got some things lined up:
The not-Illuminati
The not-Circle of Black Thorn
The not-Council of Nine...

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Surprise Bump

>>21512460
I meant the Iron Church.

>>21515784
I think someone plays too much 40k

I wonder...did we ever fluff out anything on our ever-friendly neighbor's military?

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>>21516450
Not really, no.

So, should they specialize in cavalry? Spearmen? The crossbow?

>>21516477
Well, we're going on the notion that they're more or less French, so I'm going with cavalry and crossbows.

I'd imagine they'd have conscript militia with spears and bows.

Nobility as mounted assault. Lances, swords, actual weaponry.

Mercenaries from the free kingdoms who use whatever the fuck they like, and probably the major source of cross bows.

>>21510286
Thanks for the input going to try to put it into a different format this time, I don't have anyone to proofread for me though So I tried to do it my self

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bump with a pic for sir andrew future stories

...okay, tried doing one about dealing with a pompous knight that was screwing up in cleaning out some bandits bad enough that his lord hired one of us to deal with the problem instead, but scrapped it a few pages in. It just wasn't turning out right, so now I need a new idea to write on.

>>21519149
We haven't had as much dealings with the Mirthans so I would have loved that story. You'd think we'd get more of those considering we're neighbours.

>>21520054
It does sound like a decent story idea.

>>21520054
True, but they have a strong dislike for us.

The story would have said that these guys were so guilty of nepotism that it's actually pretty sad, but it didn't quite turn out how I wanted it to.

I'll try again some other time, preferably not right after I get back from the movies next time.

>>21520054

You obviously have not followed these threads very closely then. There have been more than a few pieces written containing Mirthans, most of them end rather badly. Just off the top of my head, there was the whole Mareth Incident, all the anti-Teegee propaganda bits, I shot a noble and maimed his son, oh yea and the whole Inquisition/kidnapping bit (which I HAVE started work on).

>>21520377
one of the benefits that the harem knights offer if we're hired is that odds are we aren't going to talk about a job if they tell us not to, and if we do everyone will just see it as groundless bragging amongst barbarians and not believe it anyway. i can see us being hired for some of the more "this shit cannot get out" kind of missions

>>21523252
PMC as fuck.

>>21525632
pmc?

>>21525697
Private Military Contractor. Essentially, modern mercenaries. (I might be slightly wrong on this; if I am, feel free to correct me.)

>>21525697
Private Military Contractor. Used when you want clean hands and a job done.

>>21525733
Your right on the money.

>>21525733
They're pretty much the same thing, mercenaries started calling themselves PMCs because of the negative connotations that the word mercenary carries. Like how most prostitutes now call themselves escorts.

>>21520377
Addicted to nepotism, you say...

>>21520380
Ah, there you are! Now for a question that's on my mind, what the blinding bingle bat on Earth possessed you to do that?!
There's rude, then there's "Shoot a man in his own home" rude. I'd hate to see what'd happen if you entered a Church service.

>>21525632
>>21525733
>>21525750
"Ask no questions, tell no lies, you hire us to make things die". That 'bout it?

>That feeling when your computer restarts
>That feeling when you realize it didn't back up your document
>That horrific realization that you've just lost all your progress on your writefaggotry
Well, fuck all kinds of duck.

>>21526760
>fuck all kinds of duck.
i wasn't aware we had duck girls

>>21526783
We have harpies, don't we?
If there are variations on other races, then harpy duck girls shouldn't be a stretch, I suppose..

>>21526837
OH, please no...

I believe the term is "duckface".

The only other duck-people I can think of are from Princess Tutu.

And why isn't anyone answering my questions?

>>21526848
there's always the swan princess variety

>>21526760
http://drive.google.com/

A lot of us use this, and it's worked damn well. It saves to Google's servers, it supports collaboration, and you don't need to worry about accidentally losing your data.

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Well, I should have been writing about my new arm. But... papers, tests, and the foot of snow I just got have me occupied.

It's gonna be a little while longer before I get into that.

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Oh boy, early morning bump!

Getting a short one typed up right now.

>>21526254
To be fair he was challenged to a duel.

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>Sometime shortly after the heart-beast incident

“Is it deep?”
“You cut yourself with a bullwhip. Take a wild guess.” Sera said, pulling the suture across my shoulder.
“Yeah...”
“Where did you even get a whip?”
“I made it out of a giant artery”
“...”
“I think it's semi-prehensile. It's surprisingly easy to use, I just messed up that one lash. Anything else I should know about my back while you're looking?”
“Well, it's still bruised purple, but I think that's from your last foray. And these scars adding up, you're looking like a patchwork doll. Aren't there mages who could fix this?”
“Well, yes. But relatively few; it might get expensive, so I prefer mundane treatments. I suppose I could take from the nest egg.”

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>>21530102
“Nest egg?”
“I didn't tell you about the nest egg?”
“Where did you even-”
“It's in the cellar; come look”
“We have a cellar?!”
“Yeah, we just never use it, so all I have is spare junk in there.” I lifted a rug, revealing a trapdoor handle. “A few years back, when Waifu Town started, I invested everything I had earned on my early adventures into as many stores as possible. The interest came back, and I was able to get this house, and stored the rest in here, along with some spare armor and trinkets.”
We ventured in, candle in hand. The dim light revealed a few boxes, and shelves lined with various assorted items.
“What's this?” Sera asked.
“I remember that! It's a heavy gauntlet I wanted to do something with, but never had the chance. I'll have to bring it back up.” I said, prying the lid off a box.
“...Al, how much money is here, exactly?”
“About two, three year's wages. It can last longer if we're thrifty.”
“And you never dip into it?”
“I never really had to.”
“You get burned, cut, and beaten on a regular basis for your job and you never go out of the way to pay for a healer?”
“....I get better.”

Man guys, you are pushing it. I remember dropping from those around twenty-something.

Abridged version of what have you been doing lately?

>>21531510
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Harem_Knights

Some parts still need updating, but we're working on that.

>>21531558

Hah, my character is still on the notable list. Neat.

But I mean abridged, like in stories and latest fluff.

>>21531578
Lately storyline wise?

Thai founded a college and is currently in the custody of the inquisition.

My stuff is still jumping around the timeline like Honey Booboo on Go-go juice

We have a lake, Giovanni lost an arm adventuring, but is getting a replacement, someone found a dragon amusement park, Lily is still being Lily, and there's a bunch more I'm forgetting

>>21531578
i've started working on a drake based airforce
there are land and water based drakes too, but it's the sky i'm interested in

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>>21530112
As always, questions and comments are welcome.

>>21531728
Lake, me.

Dragon amusement park, mostly me

Lilly, Mostly my fault.

Well its nice to know I'm somewhat memorable.

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BUMP

>>21536632
Vampire castle finally approached x-X Should be done soonish?

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>>21537311
>Vampire Castle
>mfw I acquired an arterial whip last story
>mfw I didn't participate
>mfw I missed out on being Alaric fucking Belmont

>>21538758
We had a call for participants a few threads ago.

>>21538758
I think I missed that one too.

Last sign up I remember was to rescue Thai.

>>21539058
It's the one that involved exploring the Chironen/batpeople homeland

>>21538758
Where is this thing being written, anyways?