"Hi, Little Girl."

why do the blocks at the bottom spell out "daddy"?

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Don't worry, Timmy. Some late night puppetry will help cure that insomnia!

>inb4 loli porn
Damn that boogie man is fine. If only I could lure him out of the closet. He he he, oh I crack myself up.
Oh boy, is that a sandwich? Maybe I can grab it when she's not looking.

Help me out of here! The monster in the closet trapped me under the bed! He's trying to eat you! You need to help me help you, kid, or he'll have both our hides!

>>21460492
Those are enchanted Rorschach blocks. Something you want to tell us?

>>21460436
"Yo. Kid. Get me a glass of water. I'm parched down here and I don't want to scare your parents."

>>21460436
>Oh god.
>Oh fuck.
>Has anyone seen my contacts?
>...
>I'm really starting to think there's nothing down here but blocks.

>>21460787

hehehe

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>>21460492
It's far worse than you think.

>>21460829
>>21460436
What was the original context of this picture...?

>>21460872
I can't talk about it.

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>>21460829
sweet jimminy jesus

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>>21460872

>>21460829
the fuck

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>>21460829

>>21460829

Clearly, that monster is doing her a service. Daddy can't hurt her if he can't get to her, and scary monster hands will assure her of that.

>>21460436
"It's okay. If he ever comes back, I'll protect you. Here, you can hold one of my GIANT HANDS if it will make you feel better. You're safe now, little one."

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>>21460829

>>21461011
Now I'm imagining a giant monstrous paladin, smiting evil as it chokes the life out of an abusive dad.

>>21460892
You can't just say that, and expect us to not want to know

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>>21460829
No dad, you are the monsters

>>21461011
the monster is daddy, symbolized. He doesn't actually look like thaton the outside

>>21461011
>>21461022
>/tg/ is told it's a monster
>immediately become a paladin dedicated to the protection of the innocent
/tg/, I love when you're in a Lawful Good mood.

>Come into thread "Heh, thats kinda funny, I could get in on this
>Take a close look at the picture to see what hilarity may ensue "Wait that... awwwww... this got dark fast..."

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>>21460829

Gentlemen, our mission is clear.
Statblock Daddy and the monstrous Paladin who will fight him over the fate of the Little Girl.

Little Girl stats strictly optional.

>>21460872
I did a reverse image search and found two things. Pic related, and this website. http://izismile.com/2009/10/16/the_fear_photos_by_joshua_hoffine_15_pics.html

>>21461195
the monster under the bed is symbolizing child abuse.

>>21461228
Fuck that. The monster is the paladin protecting the child.

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>>21460829
I-..oh god.

>>21461248
Because there aren't paladins to protect little girls like that in real life.

I-

Oh, god...

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>>21461027
>paladin monster that lives in childrens closets and beds, but actually stands vigilant against home invaders and abusive parents
Now I know what to do if I ever play WoD again.

>>21461248
Then it sounds like the monstrous Paladin has good intentions.

Statblock them and we will see what fate has in store for the Little Girl.

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>>21461222
forgot the pic. Similar color composition I guess?

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>>21461264
Fuck, man.

>>21460829
>>21460436
> Aw lawd is dat some wincest?

No. No it is not.

It's sadcest.

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>>21461264
Life hurts.

>>21461275
Ogre changeling with a special goblin contract that lets him find his way through the hedge to the closet doors of children who need him. Every now and then, he comes bursting out of a child's closet, beats the person endangering them into submission, comforts the child, and then disappears into the closet with the attacker, who is never seen again. What he does with them is up to you, be it execution, selling them to goblin markets, keeping them captive and harvesting them for glamour via torture, whatever.

>Yfw it doesn't say "Daddy no", it says "Daddy" and "Mo", because she was interrupted in spelling "Mom".

Oh God /tg/ why? You were my happy place. Why?

inb4Clarissa[/ypoiler]

>>21461027
Took me a bit to write this, and I'm pretty rusty, but I hope you'll enjoy regardless.

Zanth sat down under the starry skies, and sighed. The job never got easier, or more rewarding. In fact, few would ever understand the duality of the sacrifice made every night when he killed another monster, one unlike him. You see, Zanth was a Minotaur. One that had been taught to read, and who had a fondness for poetry. A young girl had found him as he had wandered the wilderness, and her young enthusiasm for life had captivated him, and he listened. She would talk about the sky, and the earth, and life. He ceased wandering and stayed in the forest they had met so she could find him. His rage and wanderlust had ceased, and he took up animal domestication so he could remain nearby. This was enough for him, as his friend was all that mattered.

>>21461296
>thumbnail

>>21461317
>cont'd

One full moon, his friend did not come. He worried, but waited patiently. On the third day, his worry had grown to fretting, to fear, to panic. He made his way to the town, finding the path there nothing but another simple maze, and found her house, though far less wondrous or kept than he had imagined. It was a run down hovel, with loose boards soaked in pitch to keep the rain out. He crept up to the only window, and listened, hearing only crying. His panic turned to rage, and he knew instinctively what was happening- he could smell it in the air. His mind went blank, and he found himself coated in blood, carrying the girl, also bloodied, out to the forest.

>>21461321
>further cont'd

He tended to her for two weeks, before a search party finally came across his shed. The peasants were terrified, but ready to face the monster for their missing kin, and some shouted threats. After a few hours, one brave soul finally rushed forward and threw open the door, finding the girl sleeping in his bed. Zanth couldn't hear their cries of confusion or bloodlust, as he had left two days ago when he was sure the girl had healed. She had taught him about justice, and the base god, as he continually asked her what it meant, until she fell asleep. He decided that he would be a monster that hunted monsters, and the poetic irony of such a thing would be enough to amuse him in those dark moments.

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>>21460829

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Monstrous protective paladin?

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>>21461315
It's clearly a "N"

>>21461328
>last part

Zanth opened his eyes, done being contemplative. He made himself remember, every time, so he did not forget why he did what he did, or that he must. Idly he pressed his thumb against the cold steel of the amulet, which he kept close to his heart on a necklace he made out of leather. Justice had been served another night, and as before, it was likely no one would be grateful for it. But that was okay. He would bear the sorrow too, and in the end, he was just a monster, and had never chosen to be such. These men had chosen to be monsters, and justice would be done to all of them. That was enough for him.

>And done. Hope it wasn't too bad, I just threw it together in the past ten minutes.

>>21461319
>that's the bad joke

>>21461337
>Being that fucking blind.
It's an M

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>>21461316
Ask, and ye shall receive.

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>>21461222

>>21461315
>>21461337
You're both wrong, it says "daddy zo", but the z was sideways. She was trying to spell "daddy zone" but ran out of bricks.

>>21461335
I have a soft spot for monsters turned paladin in literally every game system.

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>>21461316
>inb4Clarissa

YOUUUU! YOUUUU BROUGHT DOOM UPON US ALL BECAUSE SOMEONE *WILL* POST IT NOW!

Either that or Nana`s everyday life.

>>21461358
Cool story, blindbro.

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>>21461358
Do you want me to come over and slap your shit? How bout it?

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>>21461370

>>21461337

I don't know about you guys, but I want to see the whole monster. Each hand must be 2ft or less span from little finger to thumb, and we see at least 3ft from middle finger to half way up the arm.

That thing must be big.

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>>21461358
Looks like an N to me.

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>>21461370
Annnnd I´m out of here!

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OP here.

I need to look closer at the images I upload into a thread before posting.

But you've all given me an idea for a setting.

The emotions, dreams and nightmares of children are tied to some intangible leyline that resonates with their psyche. These energies are shaped by the child's experiences in the home and the world beyond, manifesting in the darkness after bedtime as horrors which threaten to mentally devour the child alive.

Anxiety, fear, anger, frustration, confusion, sadness, abandonment, loneliness, any of these and many other negative emotions can give birth to those skulking entities. All are drawn to the child, seeking to feed on these negative emotions to better strengthen their own wretched and tenuous existence in reality...

They are not supposed to exist, and they understand this, yet like any living thing, they will seek out ways to survive.

They are called the Night Terrors. Monsters and abominations true, who live wherever protective shadows might be found; behind the curtains, under your dresser, behind an open door, inside your toy chest, under a rug or desk, in the black of an unlit bathroom, under the staircase leading to the basement, behind the refrigerator, inside a rattling oven, the couch... All these mundane places with cracks large enough for a rat, you will find them there.

Waiting.

[Continued]

>>21461414
Or it just has disproportionately large arms.

Did anyone else look and notice that this is the only image on that page related to this guys stuff that seems to have an underlying tone of child abuse in it?

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>>21461372
>>21461222

>>21461494
Except for the girl in the basement, the girl going down to the basement, the clown in the backyard, the child covered in a tarantula and child cowering from a wolf.

But, yeah. Weird, huh?

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>>21461422
>>21461407
>>21461380
DID SOMEONE SAY CLARISSA?

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>>21461500

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>>21461536
CUZ I COULD HAVE SWORN I HEARD...
Aw fuck it, here you go. 2/2.

More here:
http://zyguy.imgur.com/clarissa_comics#0

>>21461536

Who knows? Maybe befriending the bed bugs will help in the long run.

>>21461518
I meant child abuse via parents

>>21461536
>>21461561
This is why we need paladins under the bed.

>>21461561
>sour pennies

My sides.

>>21461609
You fucking asshole.

>>21461622
Salty Milk and coins.

>>21461561
Am I the only person who finds these actually funny? Not in a full on belly laugh kind of way, they're too depressing for that, but the irony in the dialogue is dripping with cynicism and gets me right in the chucklebone.

>>21461640
Yes.

>>21461500
>Just try and get close to that baby. Ha! Your funeral.

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>>21461429
[Continued]
But the children of the world have silent guardians who watch over them, crawling, scuttling things who are just as horrific as the Night Terrors.

These monsters are special, in that they manifest in the two safest locations of a child's room.

Where do children go when they are afraid of lightning? Where do they go when mommy and daddy are yelling? When big brother wants to play his favourite wrestling game, or when big sister wants to lock them in the bathroom?

They retreat under the bed, or hide in their bedroom closet, where they can lose themselves amongst their lost toys for protection.

The emotions of hopeful solace sought out in these claustrophobic places in their moments of terror are what give birth to closet monsters and the bed monsters. These are the two places closest to the child, who, in their need for a night bound guardian, feed their protectors with slivers of their childlike innocence and wildly rampant imagination.

This is why, as children age, as they increasingly become aware of their nightmarish protectors and, in some cases, befriend them, slowly lose their ability to see and interact with them.

Until the day they are simply too old to believe in monsters anymore. Then, their function fulfilled, the monsters under her bed, or in the closet, will cease to exist, having successfully protected their charge from the Night Terrors.

>>21461640
I thought that was the point..

>>21461640
Nope.

>>21461640
Definitely not.

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>>21461658

>>21461640
Well it is dark humor. Dark as the moonless night. Pitch black. Black hole black.

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>>21461640
You are a sick, sick bastard and you should feel horrible about yourself.
But I chuckled, just once.

>>21461429
>>21461658
This seems tailor made of Monsters and Other Childish Things.

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>>21461658
>that wallpaper

>>21461561
>>21461536
I'm normally not a guy to get angry, but these strips always make me rather mad. In my eyes there should be no mercy for someone who abuses the trust of people under his protection in such a way

>>21461763
Rather than working towards hurting the abuser, try working with the results. I spent three years working a crisis hotline for battered/abused women, and the day I quit was the day I got a call from an 11 year-old girl.

I failed my sanity checks for a week solid.

>>21461763
You have no idea how many parents are abusive, mentally or physically.
Some people just aren't fit to be parents, and those decisions will leave scars on that kid for the rest of their life. Fuck, they don't even know it. Most of them think they're decent parents, if not "doing the right thing."

I fucking hate those people.My mother left wounds that will never heal.

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>>21461341

>>21461370
Is it weird that the mum is the most eerily depressing part of this, for me?

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>>21461658
The worst thing that can happen to a Monster is having its child stolen from him.

Physically, the Night Terrors cannot harm a child, but that says nothing about their capacity to psychologically break an infant.

If the Night Terrors successfully do this, they steal the infant's mind and bring it back with them to their nightmare world, where they can feed off the toddler's terror forever.

Parents find their baby in a comatose state.

And the guardian monsters are robbed of their sustaining life source.

The monsters must then travel to the world of the Night Terrors by crawling into any of the shadows through which the Night Terrors are originally conjured... And must fight to save the infant's mind before it is too late.

And that's all I got. I hope you guys like it.

>>21461830
Between her and the middle brother, I ... I don't know. It hurts my soul to read those.

>>21461640

Well I'm with ya, and that's what black comedy is for.
Laughing at things you shouldn't laugh at.
e.g. "I must walk 15 miles a day to get water" "Move closer to the well then."

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I knew I had some more of this guy's art laying around.

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Pic related, this is the monster I would choose to be if I played in a setting like this.

Since I am a forever GM though, that shall never happen.

>>21461830
The one who just sits there, who knows about the abuse, who can see it, but can't or won't intervene for whatever reason?
Yeah.
Again, it's too common.

>>21461841
Middle brother?

Oh goody, are there more I need to read? Link?

>>21461842
>Not pulling the well into your back yard (which may very well be the entire land, in which case, good job, have a drink.)
>Not screaming FUCK YO LAWS as this is being done
>Not making mad bucks off of water

Tsk.

>>21461874
>pulling the well into your back yard

What

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Ah, there was one more other thing to add.

It is when the Night Terrors do not come out to torment the protected child that things are the most dangerous.

Because this means that they have elected to attack the infant by invading their dreams, and warping them into nightmares.

This is a double edged sword, as it is within the mind of a child that their monsters are the most powerful, but so too are the Night Terrors even deadlier there.

It is possible for a bed or closet monster to die while attempting to defend his child from her own dreams... And if this occurs, this leaves the child defenseless in the real world.

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>>21461763
"No mercy" is still more mercy then they deserve.
Personally, I like the south african method. They nail the rapest's dick to a log covered in pitch, hand the guy a blunt knife, then set the log on fire.
He can either burn to death or cut his own dick off with a dull knife while burning, then be hung.

>>21461895
>see 2)
>"FUCK YO LAWS"

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>>21461895
Shit man, you gotta be careful with wells. You never know what you'll find in there.

>>21461909
[citation hallucinatory]
No. That's an impractical concept and an urban legend, at best.

>>21461561

this douche who thought he had to put training wheels on by semi-competently explaining every major point in the Clarissa comics makes me angrier than the comics do

the comics are really good

child abuse is the problem, people, not high-quality comics about terrible things

and jackasses who can't share a good piece of work without putting their two cents in are another, lesser problem

>>21461429
Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends: Bloodshed Edition

>>21461855
It is perfect, is intimidating but fluffy at the same time, the kind of beast created by the mind of a child who needs protection from an abusive parent.

>>21461923
I'll just drag it to my back yard, then buy adventuring gear, make money off of corpses, gods, swords, imps, water and well tourism.

Oh, and search and rescue.

How does Monster Guard sound for a name for this setting?

Spread legos everywhere
Get under covers
???
Profit

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>>21461930
Practicality should never stand in the way of vengence. If it's not a real punishment, then it should be. Those people have forfitted their humanity and should be treated accordingly.

>>21461971
I like it.

>>21461763

My philosophy is "You don't judge a man by how he treats his friends. You judge him by how he treats his enemies".

I want to kill these people, but in my mind that's lowering myself down to their level.

>>21461989
The overworked staff at various child protection agencies around the world lose sanity and hope with fewer and fewer volunteers able to stave off the increasing number of incidents.

Do your part. Or just be angry on the internet. Which feels productive?

>>21461989
No, torture wouldn't help anybody at this point, shoot him and get it over with, no sense in wasting time with torture if there's nothing to be gained by it. This isn't about vengeance in my eyes, it's like a rabid dog that needs to be put down. Fucking animals

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>>21461638
>>21461638
Man.. Only true pedos will get that reference and apparently I am one.

>>21461971
Is it meant to sound similar to Mouse Guard? Because it might be a bit too close.

>>21461995
Molesting kids would be taking yourself to their level. They also eat food, drink liquids and breathe. Technically, those are also connective events. You have only a few differences between the two of you. That is the scary part, in my opinion.

>>21462031
>true pedos

Are you serious?

>>21462036
No, but it is all I can think of right now.

I've archived the thread, if you don't mind. This is original content, and world building.

>>21461854
That picture is going to fuck that wolf up.

>>21462031
Or anyone who was on /b/ 5 years ago.

>>21462018
I've done so, actualy. I left once I discovered that I really couldn't keep calm while listening to this shit. It's also what convinced me that the death penalty is horribly underused.

>>21461871

Google Clarissa comic, find the imgur link. Prepare for your soul to be crushed.

>>21462082
...Dude, thats what I just said!

>>21462092
Brofist. I did three years, five months and eight days. If ever I go to Hell, I'll have credit for time served.

As for the death penalty: I'd rather see a victim stop crying than a victimizer start.

>>21462115
As would I, but my best case scenario would be both. Maybe it's just the uglier side of my personality, but I can't help but want them to know as much pain as they've spread.

>>21462115
>>21462092
I was thinking for a while to do something for charity, what's the best way to start something like this? Should I just call my local church?

>>21462147
I got started with a group called S.A.S.S.; sexual assault support services, and hooked up through the college I was attending. After graduation, I stuck with it, but it was about as draining of an experience as possible.

My strongest recommendation is working with a group like B.A.C.A. (Bikers Against Child Abuse) and prospect for them. You learn a lot about how they operate, what they can accomplish and will be able to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with a horde of gigantic bikers when then themselves stand behind a nine year-old girl when she's testifying against her abuser.

When you can call the scariest people in the court room your brothers, you get a warm, fuzzy feeling you just can't beat.

Plus: biker cred. Can't top that.

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>>21462233

>S.A.S.S.

>>21462233
Well, I'm in Germany and we don't have that stuff here, apart from that I qot connections to some bikers anyway, but thanks for the tips. I'll propably really go and call a local church tomorrow

>>21462283
and if only it was Bikers Against Kid Abuse

>>21461709
Yes, but where you play the monster with a child instead of the other way around.

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>mfw this thread

I think it's time to creatively murder some fantasy child molesters. Good thing Pathfinder's tonight.

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>>21460829
I don't want to play anymore.

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>>21462092
>It's also what convinced me that the death penalty is horribly underused.

>THINGS ARE BAD SO LET'S KILL PEOPLE
Americans never cease to amuse

>>21462360
Oh, but things just got do interesting.

>>21462082
Yeah, I got it, and kids don't turn me on.
futa do, but that's because of d

>>21462396
It's always because of /d/, always.Can't be helped.

>>21461799
Yeah, man. I been there. That shit will destroy you emotionally but someone has to do it.

>>21462018
I tried. 3rd week, I accidentally crushed my phone with my bare hand, cut the hell out of my palm. Figured I should have a summer volunteering position that wouldn't tempt me to do something violent.
Hate is a terrifying thing when it's going full force.

>>21462365
In this regard, it isn't so much as killing them that I want, but removing them from existence. Make them go away. Permanently, where they can't suffer or cause others to suffer.

>>21461932
I wouldn't call it high-quality, as such. It's too outright cruel for that. There's no honor in creating fictional worlds like this when it's bad enough IRL.

>>21462515

Cease to have ever existed.

>>21462515
Hmmm. I'd rather mentally rewrite them so that they no longer have such urges.

>>21462531
I think that it's powerful, not necessarily high-quality. These comics, like Greek tragedy, or war wound pictures, force you to confront ugly and dark aspects of life that are not part of your daily routine.

>>21462581
It's not a good variety of powerful. It's an inherently harmful sort. War wound pictures are one thing; those are actually real. But to create a fictional universe that, unlike some things IRL, can't actually be fixed without altering the mind of the creator? That's unpleasant on a different level.

>>21462576
That would be ideal, but might actually be even worse. Like in one Batman comic, the Joker became temporarily sane. He was literally begging Batman to kill him because he didn't want to go back to the monster he was. He couldn't face it. Imagine being rehabilitated and having to wake up every morning knowing that you have comitted the worst individual crime in society. Even hardened criminals in jail hate you.

>>21462602
Right, and what's the message here? Child abuse is wrong? Of course it is- it's not like this is a contentious issue.

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>>21461380
You rang?

>>21462612
>an unending torture when they realize the extent of their crimes with full clarity
I'm sorry, what's the issue here?

>>21462612
All the more reason to make up for it, no? Also, I suspect most of the hardened criminals are perspectiveless hypocrites because plenty of them have caused equal pain.

>>21462615
Also, the creator is a sadistic bastard.

>>21462615

The message is how easily it can be missed. How people decide to ignore it or not see it.

>>21462602
What are you even talking about? The comic's characters themselves are fiction, made to call attention to the very real issue of child abuse. Are you saying that it's bad because the little girl in the comic is never going to be saved? Most abuse victims aren't. Yes, it's ugly, and yes, it's disgusting, but those are not reasons to stop making them.

>>21462602
I see your point. But the intent to shock is still there, and can be channeled into something positive, or rather inspire positive action in others. Still, the comic itself is pretty "bad"

I feel like I need to go crush something now. Not a pleasant feeling, but it is effective.

>>21462627
I mean, if you rehabilitated them, would they be a different person? Because an individual's identity is made up of their collected experiences, at least partially. Because many abusers were abused themselves, that's a part of their psyche.

was affliction captcha agrees with me

>>21462653
I don't find this helpful. I know that I can't actually do anything about this, because I already have issues with wanting to kill people IRL. I briefly made plans to go to Niger and obliterate the village of Hawkantuki because of some child bride thing. I'm not sufficiently mentally stable to actually do anything about this, which is why I feel as though these comics are just kicking me while I'm down.

>>21462694
I'm too vindictive to take the high road, anon.

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>good OP pic
>plenty of responses
>probably a good thr-
>…

Damn it /tg/ I do not visit this hellhole to experience these emotions.

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>>21462297
Good luck and a strong resolve to you, anon.

And B.A.C.A. is international; drop them a line via their Facebook about lending a hand as a volunteer. I've seen them working with the Hells' Angels for the Toys For Tots run, which is always impressive.
>yfw a fleet of bikers descend on a childrens' hospital with a biker in a Santa costume leading the way, flanked by US Marines

>>21462796
Then don't click on this link:
http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/COMIX/Family/PAGE1.html
That's page one of Clarissa.

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>>21461358

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>>21461317
>>21461321
>>21461328
>>21461341
Capped for you.

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>>21462711
I'm not trying to take the high road, I just wanted to have a discussion. Frankly, 9 times out of ten, people like that are undeserving of the term. It's tough to connect them in any solid way with the rest of humanity.

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Sometimes, I just want there to be paladins.

Maybe I can be someone else's paladin.

>>21462617
What am I reading, here?

>>21463086
Anyone can be a paladin of sorts. I mean, look at Mr. Rogers. His mere presence could subvert evil

>>21462796

>Spent last 3 hours at a friends place who had a emotional breakdown because of personal shit he's going through
>get home, need to think about something else
>/tg/ usually does the trick
>find this thread
>...

>>21463101
An accident left her a quad-amputee and her father left her in a cardboard box in an alleyway because his form of abuse is neglect and verbal abuse. He considered his daughter trash even before she lost her limbs, so he threw her away once she did.

>>21463110
Mr. Rogers wasn't a paladin. He was an avatar of the god of love and kindness.

>>21463110
>Mr. Rodgers, proving the best Paladins have the highest killscore.

>>21463110
I don't believe that Mr. Rogers was a mere Paladin.

Did you know he was colorblind? It's true. When asked why his set was painted blue when he couldn't even see it, Mr. Rogers said that it was because he imagined that blue was a beautiful color, and that he wanted others to enjoy it.

>>21462433
/d/ here, futa is always us, but we don't tolerate pedophiles.

>>21463122
We need some paladins.

>>21463140
We still have so much to learn from this man.

>>21462806
Hell's Angels in germany got a lot of media attention over the last years. For... well, gangwars, drug dealing and human trafficking.
I'm not sure if I'd realy want to hang out with those guys, even if it'd be to help children.

>>21463140
http://www.thedqtimes.com/pages/castpages/other/fredrogerscanyousayheropg6.htm

>THE WALLS OF MISTER ROGERS' neighborhood are light blue and fleeced with clouds. They are tall—as tall as the cinder-block walls they are designed to hide—and they encompass the Neighborhood's entire stage set, from the flimsy yellow house where Mister Rogers comes to visit, to the closet where he finds his sweaters, to the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, where he goes to dream. The blue walls are the ends of the daylit universe he has made, and yet Mister Rogers can't see them—or at least can't know them—because he was born blind to color. He doesn't know the color of his walls, and one day, when I caught him looking toward his painted skies, I asked him to tell me what color they are, and he said, "I imagine they're blue, Tom." Then he looked at me and smiled. "I imagine they're blue."

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>>21463086
>I'm not going to pretend that Daddy didn't fuck me
Oh God I'm dying.

>>21463159
Yeah, don't let anyone fool you, biker gangs are legitimate gangs.

>>21461315
>living in a country where we spell it "Mum"
>urustledbro?

I feel like there was a Monsters and Other Childish Things scenario where the monster under the bed devoured a molesting father, and you had to hide the evidence.

Hell, you could make a character for that based on the Clarissa comic. There were several Aztec gods who took the form of rabbits...

>>21463180

Depends on which ones we're talking about.

Honestly though, I believe in something called 'the lesser of two evils'. Guy selling weed? Bad.

Child rapist? Worse. Considerably so.

>>21463198
>There were several Aztec gods who took the form of rabbits...
No. It needs to be something that takes the form of a chipmunk. It just... It just has to.

>>21462711
Which is exactly why you shouldn't be a judge, if you ever thought about being one.

>>21463221
Most biker gangs are murderers, slave traders, pimps, rapists, or a combination therein. If they're dealing with evil monsters that abuse innocents, at least they're doing something productive instead of their usual evil shit.

>>21463141
Fuck off and post more jetporn, /d/.

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>>21462806

>>21463227
Nothing that I could find on wikipedia, but you could always invent a monster. I liked the idea of the rabbit god masquerading as a stuffed animal.

Then again, this is sounding more like Little Fears than MaOCT

>>21463303
In the first comic, she portrays herself as Mimi (Me! Me!) the chipmunk being savagely raped by a werewolf. In a later comic, we find out that 'chipmunk' is the appellation that her father uses to express his 'affection.' It has to be a chipmunk.

>>21463337
Closest thing I can find- a Native American myth about a chipmunk biting off Trickster's penis:

http://www.hotcakencyclopedia.com/ho.Chipmunks.html

>>21462886

I just added the last pic because I thought it fit. Didn't write the story.

>>21463301
"Santa came to save us!"

I cried.

>>21463101
The most horrifyingly depressing thing ever written.

>>21463420
Clarissa's worse because it's not zany.

>>21463122
Sorry, man. It's just not your day, I guess. Have an internet hug from me.

>>21463396
>that story

How does one not realize that most of their penis has been removed?

>>21463448

Angeldust.

>>21463460
I once read a police report about a naked guy on angel dust RIPPING OFF HIS OWN BALLS AND THROWING THEM AT THE POLICE.

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So I just went and read those Clarissa comics.

Nothing. I don't feel depressed or any of that. Not even down.

What's up with that?

>>21463496

It does that to you.

Break every god damn bone in your body, tear your own flesh off, and cover yourself in gasoline and light yourself on fire.

Won't feel a god damn thing except rage, rage and rampant paranoia that the smoke curling off your burning body is somehow connected to that biscuit you ate yesterday.

>>21462814
This just hits me right over the fucking head with the joke.

Mixed feelings.

>>21463519
But I haven't eaten biscuits in months.

>>21462100
I uh, wow. That was dark.

>>21463517

You don't feel anything? Is it more a numbness or a "same old shit" kind of nothing?

This thread is bittersweet to me.

Solodad to a baby girl, took her from her mother who neglected and abused her, fought with fist and law to keep her safe.

>>21463544

Exactly.

>>21463517
You clearly have no soul.

>>21461248
Ah, /tg/.

>>21463561
Never give in. The world needs more Paladins like you in it.

>>21463553

Kind of a numbness. I fully get what's happening and that it's crushing her. But I just don't feel bad about it.

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>>21462617
>>21463101
>>21463101
>>21463420

>>21463300
I would, but a bunch of overgeneralizing idiots keep branding it as furfaggotry.

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>>21463604

>>21463683
Fucking Kill them, Leave none in your wake.Then post more.

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>>21463700

>>21463596

I'm sorry but how do you not feel horrible for her? Are you broken?

>>21463726
As much as I'd like to, I can't exactly choke someone to death through TCP/IP.
I'll see what I can do about the smut, though.

>>21463834
They're working on that. It'll be in IPv7.

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>>21463775

>>21463806

I don't know.

To clarify, I do see that she has it bad. And that it is wrong. But I don't feel bad. We all got our own demons. Sure, some are worse than others. But hers don't particularly make me feel much.

>>21463834
I'll have to do.

>>21463887
It'll, fuck.

>>21463235
Oh man, no way. I'd be a terrible judge.

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>>21463871

>>21463561
Yeah, courts all too often favor the female as sole parent, when the men are clearly better parents. Some women even just use the kids to get money for child support- I'm not saying this is norm, but it happens.

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>>21463972

>>21463938
AND EVEYONE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER, THE END

>>21463917

Same. I should never be in a position of power.

> hangings for repeat offenders
> state sanctioned beatings by the police when you're arrested
> if you can't find a job you work for your welfare, and earn experience to be put into the workforce that way
> everyone gets a small grant every five years if their criminal record is clean. If it isn't, you don't get that money
> reserve the right to search property and investigate histories at any time without notice

Don't put me in power

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>>21464000

>>21464014
>if you can't find a job you work

Uh, dude?

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>>21464025
THE.

END.

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>>21463938
how horribly does it end up?

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>>21464048
Are you sure it's not this one?

>>21464029
I think he means work for the government, probably menial labor of some sort, or paid community service

>>21464029

As in, government works. You build the roads, you put up structures in parks. All that shit.

>>21464029
Fine.

They are forced to hear this until they do find a job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbGthv-dJp4

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>>21464069

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>>21464069

Oh boy, you KNOW this is going to be truly soul grinding.

>>21464014
>if you can't find a job you work for your welfare, and earn experience to be put into the workforce that way

What do you think is wrong with this?

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>>21464100
>>21464087
>>21464069

>>21464103
'tis a concept someplaces.

The state runs low skill work places and hires anyone that can't find a job.

>>21464103

I think it's the best idea. Society at large has a problem 'forcing' people to do things.

In my world, if you didn't you wouldn't eat. I am more than happy to let you starve to death if you're lazy.

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>>21464112
>>21464100
>>21464067

>>21464132
So your solution is for the state to throw more money at people--in the form of equipment, identifying public works that need to be done, administration and observation, etc.

...I'll admit, of the options, its not bad.

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>>21464133

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>>21464067
Very, very, very horribly.

This is comic was just there to make the decent down that much worse.

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>>21464133

>>21464167

Hey, I think it would work. But we live in a society where it is unthinkable that anybody could be allowed to starve to death. So it will never be. And we will continue to have bludgers.

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>>21464195

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>>21464170
Don't cry, It'll only make things worse.

>>21464204
No, we don't. We think we do, but we do not. In fact, we SHOULD be that society.

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>>21464216
Hope springs eternal.

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>>21464205

>>21464167
The state already administrates plenty of work. For example, roads need to be fixed and maintained. I think the idea is to use the "lazy" previously on government assistance to do some of the jobs the state already needs done.

As a plus, any training the person receives in the process will help qualify them for a non-state job.

>>21464204
I think the problem is no one's willing to invest the extra money it would take to form work organizations like this.

This strategy worked pretty well in the Great Depression--Roosevelt's programs like the Civilian Conservation Corps did a good job of educating, occupying, and feeding the dispossessed.

Its just not popular right now.

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>>21464231

>>21464204
Is it the government's job to ensure that every single citizen is fed? If anyone argues that it is, then a program like this is a pretty logical option.

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>>21464231

>>21464237
This would take more money than existing welfare situations currently provide. And it would only save money on the seriously disabled--no one else would be willing to starve to death for it, and the actually lazy would simply waste time on the job.

>>21464293
What the fuck did i just read?

>>21464247
>Its just not popular right now.
In part because most of those projects treated these destitute workers are basically expendable. They had casualty rates through the roof. That's the same reason we don't have eugenics anymore - it works, but the Nazis ruined the concept in people's minds forever.

>>21464308
Right.

Now imagine trying to run such a program for the society's destitute in modern times, where we can't treat our workers as expendable.

>>21464306
A story about an emotionally abused quadruple-amputee child manipulated into having her organs stolen and then thrown away like trash.