>>21419933
Oh hey, you're 15 minutes earlier than I thought you were going to be.

[x]It went fine, you were there.

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>>21419933
[ ]What?
[ ]WHAAAAT?!
[X]FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[ ]It went fine

[x]It went fFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

In other news, I recently learned that Keima is officially like 3 inches taller than Hayate, this has thrown my mental image of their conversations completely off.

>>21419933
Say:
>It went fine
While mentally screaming:
>FFFFFFFFFFF

>>21419933
>[x]What?
>[x]It went fine
"Kinda weird, though. Seemed like the universe wasn't out to get me, and then I found you, at the old house."

>>21419933
>[ ]WHAAAAT?!
It was amazing.

>>21419933
[x]What?
[x] [screams internally]

>>21420062
This

>>21420062
Do we really want to give her an opening to deny her feelings again?

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"It went fine." you answer as you scream 'WHAAAT?!' internally.

'That can't be right, no it can't be... Does that mean... That Susan was a sim? What?' you think as you stood there frozen.
"...yate? Hayate?" she calls out to you to bring you back into the conversation "How was it I asked? What happened?"

"well..."
[ ]you first
[ ]tell her about the stuff that happened
[ ]tell her about ALL the stuff that happened
[ ]WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

>>21420265
>[x]tell her about ALL the stuff that happened

No more dancing around the subject.

>>21420265
[x]tell her about ALL the stuff that happened
"Oh, you probably had the same. We went to school, got a job, got scouted to become idols, kissed."

>>21420265

[x] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

>>21420279
>>21420321
So we have no shame. I suppose there's nothing really that we need to be ashamed about.

>>21420410
We might have shame but as we have shown many times it is constantly overridden by our unstoppable libido.

So yeah, let's tell Susan EVERYTHING. (just maybe make sure we're not around people who think she's actually our sister)

>>21420428
>just maybe make sure we're not around people who think she's actually our sister
We're home, on the beach. So aside from Hina and Erica who are both in the house, we're alone.

>>21420447
Oh right, I missed that completely and thought we were still in class.

That reminds me, now that Hayate knows for certain about Ayumu, when is she inevitably going to bring herself into the story.

>>21420464
Probably when Athena arrives fully.

But that reminds me; we should really try to provide more guidance for Ayumu. We don't want him getting the wrong ideas from our lessons.

Hey LG, just want to let you know, because I remember it threw you off back in the spring, but Daylight Savings Time ends tonight. Clocks here in Murrikaland go back an hour. 24 hours from now will be 2131.

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>>21420265
"Oh, you probably had the same. We went to school, got a job.." you say as you give her a quick rundown of everything. "got scouted to become idols, kissed."
"K-kissed?" she asks as she tries to hide her face
"Yeah," you smirk. "Lotsa times in fact."
She gives you a look, one filled with shock and surprise.
Her lips quiver as she tries to say everything that was going through her mind.
"Y-you... I..."
"Yes." you answer with a simple nod and a smile.
"I... no!"
she turns around and breaks off on a full sprint down the beach

WAT DO?
[ ]chase her *add a roll [taking 3rd]*
[ ]let her go

>>21420546
Last time something like this happened, we messed up by chasing. Not sure what we should do here.

Rolled 45

[X] Susan Get

Rolled 54

>>21420546

Chase After Her

Rolled 42

>>21420546
>ohboyherewegoagain.jpg
>[X] chase

This needs to end

Rolled 15

>>21420546

Rollan to chase

>>21420546
[x]let her go
Yes, she's confused, but it's probably better to give her a chance to calm down in privacy.

>>21420546
Set her free like the bird that she is.

>>21420578
Yes, it needs to end, but your way is not the right way.
And that roll doesn't help the matter, either.

>>21420660
Alright
What's your idea then? I wouldn't mind hearing others thoughts on this situation.

Rolled 12

>>21420758

Not that other guy, but we need to get her to come to us. We'll find a place, let her know we'll be there, and wait.

>>21420758
We let her go, so that she can collect her thoughts in peace. Have Jakob come down to see how she's doing; he's one of our best friends, and our familiar, and will be better to talk to her.
Or Hina, who has a gentler touch than Erica.

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Not wanting to draw this out further, you ran after her across the sand.

As the two of you ran down the beach, she frantically trying to lose you, you pursuing her like a heat seeking missile, she begins to pull away.

Her slight speed advantage, one that you knew of before hand, was coming into play as you struggled to keep up on the loose sand.

"No..! stop chasing me!" she yells back at you when she sees that you still continued to pursue her.
"Nope." you answer, "we need to talk things out."
"Noooooo!"

she pulls out some knives and faces you,
"If... If you won't stop. Then I'll make you."

WAT DO?
[ ]fight
[ ]talk
[ ]fight as you talk [this gets a -10 for multitasking]

**add a roll**
taking the 5th

Rolled 19

>>21420853
>[ ]talk
Not gonna fight.

Rolled 80 + 10

>>21420853

Fight and talk.

Penalty already factored in.

>>21420880

Or not.

Rolled 41

>>21420853

[X] talk

Rolled 52

>>21420853

[X] talk

Rolled 59

>>21420853
[x]talk
"Alright, is this me acting like an idiot again?
"And we really do have to talk about this, you know. I know that this is confusing to you, but it's frustrating to me, because you won't let me help you."

Rolled 73 - 10

>>21420880
>>21420887
You do it like this. But it's kind of pointless because it doesn't give you a total anyway.

Rolled 58

>>21420853

Fight and talk. This is happening now.

Rolled 90

>>21420853
>[x] talk

We will not fight ourselves. Well, alternate universe self that delved too deeply into alchemy and got burned for it.

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>>21420905
You put up your hands, showing that you didn't want a fight.
"I just want to talk.." you say as you step towards her cautiously
"T-there's nothing to talk about."
"Oh, you and I both know that there's plenty to talk about."
"..." She glares at you, knives still at the ready
"And we really do have to talk about this, you know. I know that this is confusing to you, but it's frustrating to me, because you won't let me help you."
"C-confusing?! I'm not confused! W-what the hell are you talking about?!"
She's getting more and more agitated, you will have to pick your next words very very carefully.

WAT SAY?

Rolled 56 + 10

>>21420824
>>21420837
Interesting. Now the question is when will we be able to act on those?...

>>21420853
>[x] fight (defensively) and talk
>shit, can't into dialogue right now.

>>21421034
"I'm attracted to you, and you're attracted to me. And it's confusing the Hell out of you, because you're a guy and so am I.
"We both know that we don't normally swing that way. But I'm saying that we're the exception to that. Because you're me and I'm you. Is it really that weird to be comfortable with yourself, to like yourself, when we've finally gotten a break from our usual troubles?
"I'll help you out in whatever way you want, as much as I can. You know me; trust me."

>>21421034
"Tongue. In. Butt."

>>21421034
"In the sim, you nearly dragged me into a hotel, before we were interrupted by encountering P-San. Even if it wasn't actually you, that... can't be based on nothing, can it?"

>>21421128
If we hadn't chased her, we could have done that right at that moment; J would have been able to find Susan by querying Naru. Same with Hina.

But too late for that now. We're on a path that's fraught with peril.

>>21421162
As always.

Rolled 93

>>21421034
"Sexual relations."

>Suction gyasksh
Captcha knows what's up.

Rolled 90

>>21421286
So close to a nat100...

>>21421286
>>21421149
Dammit, this isn't a time where a dice roll is going to help. It's dependent on dialogue, and I've been waiting too long for this route to get closed off because of someone trying to be funny.

Rolled 6

>>21421317
My dice rolls will save the day!

>>21421334
No, no they very probably won't.

>>21421154

This.

>>21421334
>6
In the words of Andrei Bonovia:
You arrogant ass! You've killed us!

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>>21421407

LG didn't call for a roll, so let's not panic yet.

>>21421407
It's not even a 1 on a d20, no worries, mate.

>>21421452
>>21421478
Nah, it's just in response to his >My dice rolls will save the day!

They never save the day.

>>21421154
I'm going to have to second this.

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Rolled 68

"In the sim, you nearly dragged me into a hotel, before we were interrupted by encountering P-San. Even if it wasn't actually you, that... can't be based on nothing, can it?"
"B-but... that was... that was just a simulated you..."
"No, I said it earlier right? That was me, we were in that sim together." you tell her sternly, making her take a step back
"Now what I want to know from you, is if you have any feelings for me. I want you go you and say it. I want to hear you say just what exactly you feel."
"I..." she lowers her knives and they slip out from between her fingers, sticking point down into the white sand below. "I..."

A soft breeze blows in from the artificial sea as the sun began to touch the horizon behind her.
"..."
"..."

>LG ROLLING

>>21421034
Ask her what happened in her sim.

I still think we were in the same one and she's bullshitting us

>>21421599
called it too late oh well

>>21421588

>LG rolls 68

Not sure if that's a good thing or bad thing, but I'm leaning towards "good".

>>21421599
Not bullshitting, it's called denial. She thought it would be safe to let it out on a simulation, but now that it turns out (probably) wasn't...

>>21421618
The roll is how many more years until she finally admits it.

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>>21421588
"I mmmmmpgh mmgh" she mumbles under her breath
"What was that?"
"I like you..." she whispers a bit more clearly. "But..."
"But?"
"It's... too weird! I just can't! I'm a guy! I can't like another guy! And what's more... I'M YOU! It's just too weird... Too weird..."
She falls on her knees, and wraps her arms around herself.
"I'm becoming weird..."

WAT SAY/DO?

>>21421643
"No, you're becoming Awesome."

>>21421643
Susan. I'm just as narcissistic as you. I'm in love with myself and you're in love with yourself. Of course we'd like each other just as much.

>>21421643
I'M YOU TOO! I've always been weird! We've always been weird!

And what do you mean you can't like a guy? We both know that isn't true with Keima

>>21421643
You know how long I've wanted to kiss myself? There's nothing wierd about that!

>>21421643
"Come on, you're me and I'm you. It's not that weird for us to be attracted to each other.
"I mean, remember that moment, on the first day of classes when we got here, and saw our reflection after drinking Ryuu's gender-switch potion? It's not that weird.
"And even if it is, we're in this together, and I'm weird with you."

>>21421643
Kneel down, embrace her. "Things got weird the moment we started talking to a monkey projected from another dimension, Susan. There's nothing wrong with weird. What about Keima? Are you saying that you don't like him, because he's a guy? 'Cause if I'm you, and you're me, then I know you're lying about that."

>>21421643
Susan look at me for a moment
We are inside a resort
In a bottle
At an interdimensional police force
Where we are training to go fight threats to dimensional stability after being recruited by a talking monkey who ended up being a gorilla with a talking cane

As far as I am concerned the entire universe has gone weird, admittedly I am narcissistic because I am falling for myself but really it isn't anywhere near as weird as anything else.
Anyway after how many times the girls forced us into girls clothes I hardly think we can call ourself normal any more

It is weird for me too, admittedly less weird since I am still how we always have been but since coming here I decided that I didint want to be alone, I wouldn't resist if it felt right

And as weird and messed up as it all is for some reason this does feel right

>>21421643
"Do you not realize that we know that we're just so narcisstic, we want to fuck each other?"

>>21421643
But she's not a guy. She was a guy, but was magically transformed into a chick. So things have already taken a swing for the weird, and the choice is to either continue making it awkward or to just roll with it.

I vote roll with it.

Rolled 27

>>21421643

This is our sin. Pride. Vanity. We've been alone or distant for so long, we've only had ourselves. How can we not be narcissistic? A part of us, that we don't want to listen to, wants this more than anyone else around us. We can't keep denying ourselves this.

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You kneel down and embrace her. "Things got weird the moment we started talking to a monkey projected from another dimension, Susan. There's nothing wrong with weird. What about Keima? Are you saying that you don't like him, because he's a guy? 'Cause if I'm you, and you're me, then I know you're lying about that."
"I..." she looks up at you with a smirk behind her teary eyes "Don't c-change the subject."
"Anyway, I like you too, and do you think I think it's weird? No, no it's not."
"But... I you.."
"You're you." You tell her reassuringly, "it doesnt matter if you were a guy, or if you were some alternate version of me from another timeline. You're you, and I'm me. And as weird as you think it is, as strange as it may get, I like you... no, I love you. And I know you feel the same way too."
She looks up at you, blinks away the tears and nods.
"See? then it's settled right?"
"... you don't think I'm weird?"
"No."
"You won't judge me? leave me alone?"
"Never."
She smiles up at you as she leans against your chest.
With her face turned up, her eyes closed, she waits for you to seal the deal.

ROLLEM
taking the 7th

Rolled 46

>>21422020
Let's get this over with.

Rolled 71

>>21422020
Argh, you know these kinds of rolls rarely go well!

Rolled 77

>>21422020
Oh googly.

Rolled 86

>>21422031
He's just doing it to fuck with us, as normal.

Rolled 23

>>21422020

Rolled 51

>>21422020

Susan Route Complete

Rolled 39

>>21422020
And of course, as we get closer to 7, the rolls get worse.

Rolled 100

>>21422046
But not THE worst, at least. I mean, it's still bad, but still. Could be worse.

>>21422046

inc shiro

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>>21422046
>7th roll
>39
>>21422054
>8th roll
>nat100
>mfw

Rolled 24

>>21422054
...
Mother fucker.

Rolled 55

>>21422054
Nice one Udz.

>>21422046
>>21422054
fuck goddammit lg can we use a fate point or something

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>>21422046
>>21422054
Looks like without a TG Quest or AC Quest to troll, the dicegods decided that we'd get the troll stick tonight.

Rolled 33

>>21422069
>having fate points
Man, if only.

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>>21422069
>fate points
Hahaha! If you believe that, then I am cousin of Crazy Hassan and you have entered Insane Abed's Used Mule Emporium, and have great used mule to sell you, better than new, and will even throw in a full saddlebag, only for you, honored customer!

>>21422134
Why would I want a mule? They can't even breed.

No wonder I've heard of your cousin and not you, swindler.

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>>21422046

Slowly, ever so slowly, you bent down to claim her as yours.
The sun now halfway down, casts a warm orange glow on the scene as the two of you inch ever closer to make it "official" as it were.

Susan opens her eyes timidly as she began to get sick of waiting for your slowly approaching lips.
"...!" Her eyes widen in surprise, as she throws a glance behind you.
There, standing in a group, with buckets of popcorn being passed between them were the rest of the girls.
She shoves you off her in a magnificent display of strength, and you land in a heap, not too far away from the girls.

"Kukuku... And you were thiiiis close." Erica grins as she looks down at you.

WAT DO?

>>21422241
Grab Susan and run like the wind!

Rolled 70

"Did you not learn from Keima..."
Kiss her anyways

Rolled 2

>>21422241
"GodDAMNIT, Erica! Once more your timing is terrible."

>>21422262
that seems like our solution for everything

>>21422241
"You should've put up a duck blind, Erica."
Get up, dust ourselves off.
Look at Susan, if she's still there, we can try again.
Maybe Bunny Mode it so that she can't run this time.

Rolled 68

>>21422241

Teleport out. As much as the girl's shenannigans amuse, we need to do this. Susan and us can probably jump to the same place without thinking about it.

>>21422241
Get up, dust off, mentilate to Susan, "Wanna get some privacy? Park?"
We could both port out to the park and go into the forest area to not be disturbed. Probably the best place, all things considered.

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>>21422241
"You should've put up a duck blind, Erica."
you tell the German as you dust yourself off.
"quack." she answers with a defiant smirk.

You walk towards the still kneeling Susan and place a hand on her shoulder.
Teleporting out, placing yourselves just on top of the tower the house was built on, you pull her up to her feet.

"sooo... where were we?" you ask as you pull her in.
Wanting to not waste any more time, she ditches answering you and instead kisses you on her own.

------------------------------

As you pulled away from each other, the girls, flying up the tower using strikers, wings, or in Yuki's case, a gryphon; finally catch up to you.

"awww we missed it." Mio says with an obviously fake pout as they landed nearby.
"... no replays." Susan answers with a wide smile as she held your hand.

-------------------------------------------------------
After dinner, everyone going off to do whatever they had to do, you are left alone with J in the kitchen to clean up.

"Sir, if I may, now that you seem to have settled the matter with Mistress Susan," your bunny-footman says from the counter-top as you hand him another plate to wipe "I wish to engage in that ritual they often do at times like this."
"..? what is that J?"
he extends a tiny paw balled up in a fist.
"Ah." you understand and bump fists with him, not another word being said between you two.

DINNER OVER, WAT DO NAO?

[ ] TALK TO __________
[ ] DO STUFF [what stuff?]

>>21422626
>[ ] DO STUFF [what stuff?]
Have a bath.

>>21422626
[x] DO STUFF
Potion creation and testing.
We want Haste and Invisibility potions.
Use our clone to help in testing the potions.

>>21422626
[x] Read books

Gotta get movin down that Yuki route mang

>>21422673
>>21422656
We could do both.
Our clone reads, we make potions.
Maybe have Susan help with potions so that she learns too, and her clones can do any miscellaneous chores that need to get done (such as preparing another batch of Moonlight).

>>21422673
Another vote for reading.

Rolled 73

>>21422696
Multitasking sounds like a fine plan.

>>21422716
Hey, Mike said we can't get the limiters on our clone program released until we train with it more, and we need the majaik drain to help increase our reserves.

Doing only one task at a time is for slackers who don't want to improve their clone program.

>>21422774
You seem to be under the impression that I am disagreeing with that.

I'm not.

>>21422696
On that topic, we should ask her if she knows any potions we don't.

Our timelines did diverge and we didn't play ever single step of her side.

>>21422807
I could be wrong, but I think we already did that.

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>>21422626
You head down to your still under-equipped alchemy workshop, and pop a clone.
Wanting to be fair and all, he heads to the table and pulls out some supplies and prepares to do some alchemical experiments, while you sat in a corner, giving a cursory glance at the section where you uncovered the magical seal on the floor and began to read from a book you pulled out at random.


WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TRY AND MAKE?
Also rollem.

taking 5th for potion-crafting.

Rolled 41

>>21422848
No not those books goofus the ones Yuki wanted us to read

Go Faster potion for when we want other people to go fast

Rolled 58

>>21422848
Reaction potion. Boosts our reaction time to a significantly higher rate than our body can go.

Kinda like the accelerated state from Accel World. We think faster, but can't actually move faster.

>>21422848
Speed potion, reading speed potion, invisibility potion, Chibi potion

Rolled 97

>>21422848
A potion that can slow someone down.

Rolled 81

>>21422890
Forgot my roll

Rolled 80

>>21422848
Invisibility Potion.
Ingredients:
Everclear, vodka, ice cubes.
Memories:
The summer we spent outside because our parents went away on a gambling trip and locked us out of the apartment. How we were invisible to everyone. Even when we had to eat from the garbage can behind a yakisoba stall.

>there's a perfect image for this, but I don't have it on this PC

Rolled 11

>>21422902
That's pretty damn decent.

Rolled 68

>>21422902
Minecraft style where it makes transparent whatever it's splashed on?

>>21422927
That's works as a secondary effect, too.

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>>21422902
Found the image.

Rolled 20

>>21423080
Oh. Oh damn that's a sad picture.

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>>21423080
>dat filename

I shouldn't be laughing.

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>Hayate-B
As the other you sat down to read from Cyrano de Bergerac, you think of a potion that would prove to be useful when used by you or your team.

You think that having a liquid version of your invisibility should be nice, a quick way for someone to become unseen even if you weren't there to pull them into the effect.

You prepare your ingredients, Everclear, Vodka and Ice cubes.. and think of a memory to use.

-------------------------------------------------
>Hayate-A
You pull out your book mark and continue reading Cyrano, arriving at the part where the titular hero tries to delay a man that has come for the heroine

CYRANO (sitting up, and speaking with a Gascon accent):
From the moon!

DE GUICHE:
From?. . .

CYRANO (in a dreamy voice):
What's o'clock?

DE GUICHE:
He's lost his mind, for sure!

CYRANO:
What hour? What country this? What month? What day?

DE GUICHE:
But. . .

CYRANO:
I am stupefied!

DE GUICHE:
Sir!

CYRANO:
Like a bomb
I fell from the moon!

DE GUICHE (impatiently):
Come now!

CYRANO (rising, in a terrible voice):
I say, - the moon!

DE GUICHE (recoiling):
Good, good! let it be so!. . .He's raving mad!

CYRANO (walking up to him):
I say from the moon! I mean no metaphor!. . .

DE GUICHE:
But. . .

CYRANO:
Was't a hundred years - a minute, since?
- I cannot guess what time that fall embraced! -
That I was in that saffron-colored ball?

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>>21423177
>Hayate-B

Settling on a suitable memory, you began to work.
Placing the icecubes, Everclear and vodka into a shaker, you began to agitate the simple mixture and infusing it with majaik focused through emotions.

----------------------------------------------------
7 years old. 2nd grade.
You were already infamous as "that kid that had thieving parents", and as such, noone in class nor in the neighborhood paid any attention to you.

One hot summer's day, as you went home from school, again being ignored the whole day by your classmates and teachers, you found yourself locked out of the house.

And as luck would have it, on that nice sunny afternoon, clouds gathered and it began to rain.

Squeezing yourself into the tiny dry space provided by the roof over the door, you endured the rain that went on through the night.

People passed by as you sat there shivering, but none of them offered a second look after a quick glance at your direction.
Even a patrolling policeman, all decked out in rain-gear on his bike, ignored you after shining his flashlight once in your face.

There you sat, invisible, ignored, till morning.

----------------------------------------------
>Hayate-A

DE GUICHE (shrugging his shoulders):
Good! let me pass!

CYRANO (intercepting him):
Where am I? Tell the truth!
Fear not to tell! Oh, spare me not! Where? where?
Have I fallen like a shooting star?

DE GUICHE:
Morbleu!

CYRANO:
The fall was lightning-quick! no time to choose
Where I should fall - I know not where it be!
Oh, tell me! Is it on a moon or earth,
that my posterior weight has landed me?

DE GUICHE:
I tell you, Sir. . .

CYRANO (with a screech of terror, which makes De Guiche start back):
No? Can it be? I'm on
A planet where men have black faces?

>>21423254
I can't into literature, someone explain WHAT the fuck is going on in Cyrano, please?

>>21423177
>>21423254
I should really read Cyrano.

>>21423296
Cyrano is delaying De Guiche by acting like a madman that believes he's a space traveler from the Moon.

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>>21423254
--------------------------------------------------------------
Morning came, and with it finally the warmth of the sun.
Holding your growling stomach as you sat, leaning against the door, you see your parents running down the road towards you, worried looks on their faces.

"Oh thank god!" your mom says as she sped up her steps.
Happy to have been thought of, you smile up at them and readied yourself to be pulled into a warm hug...

But that hug never came.
"Thank god it's still here!" she runs past you and towards the side of the house, retrieving a bulky looking bag that sounded like it had several heavy pieces of metal in it.
"How could you forget it when we're halfway to our targ-" your father says before cutting himself off, noticing you there, "-hotel."
"I guess I just forgot." The woman that was your mother answers.
"Anyway, I got to poop. We'll just adjust our plans for this little set back." Your father opens the door and rumbles on inside.

"Mom..?" you call out to your mother
"Hey.. Aren't you supposed to be in school?"
"It's a Sunday today..."
"Ah. Well, you go watch the house then. Your father and I need to go... talk to a man about a dog." she shoves you inside, the mysterious bag jingling and jangling.

"Okay, let's go!" your father walks out of the house brushing past you without a word closing the door behind him.

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>Hayate-B
You feel the mixture change in the shaker, knowing that the infusion of majaik is done.

>>21423348
Throw it on Hayate A, some one walks in and Hayate B times out we mess with them.

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>>21423348
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DE GUICHE (putting a hand to his face):
What?

CYRANO (feigning great alarm):
Am I in Africa? A native you?

DE GUICHE (who has remembered his mask):
This mask of mine. . .

CYRANO (pretending to be reassured):
In Venice? ha! - or Rome?

DE GUICHE (trying to pass):
A lady waits. .

CYRANO (quite reassured):
Oh-ho! I am in Paris!
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>Hayate-A
Your clone calls out to you, saying, "I think it's done. Your turn to test it."
You close your book, making sure to use the bookmark to remember where you got cut-off and got out of the chair.

He hands you a glass willed with cold... nothing?
"There's nothing here." you tell him, not even seeing a liquid in it even though you could feel the heft of it.
"Oh it's there, It's invisible." Your clone assures you.

HOW TO TEST?
[ ]Drink it
[ ]Splash it on something

>>21423385
First let's drink some of it. We need to make sure that the primary effect, invisibility, works. Then we can throw it on Hayate-A.

>>21423348
Oh hell no, fuck your endgame, LG. I refuse to believe our parents were assassins who had to treat us all these years this way for our protection, they'd best not be interdimensional assassins who we'll run into soon either.

>>21423418
[x]Splash it on something
Let's make sure it's not something explosive first.

Does drinking an invisibility potion make only our insides invisible? We should probably splash it.

>>21423423
i never said they were assasins.
you said it, not I

Rolled 17

>>21423418
Drink some then splash it on hayate B afterwards so that we can test both ways

Rolled 48

>>21423418
Drink it!

>>21423441
Fuuuuuuuck yoooooooooou!

Now they get assassin-reflex plot armor to keep us from killing them now too, welp.

And I forget to remove my dice
At least it wasn't a 1 this time

>>21423460
They could just be robbers, and the metal bits being used to break into somewhere

>>21423575
Most likely this, considering what our dad did to that church and Sister back in Hokkaido.

>>21423575
>>21423581
They could be assassins robbing the Yakuza!

>>21423598
Or Yakuza robbing the Assassins.

>>21423598
Or they could be inhuman shit-suckers who aren't worth the air they breathe.

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You bring the 'empty' glass to your lips and take a sip of the invisible liquid.
"oooh, It's working." The other you assesses as he watches.
You take a look at your hand and see that while it's still not invisible, it has become somewhat transparent.
Inspired by this you take larger, bolder gulps of the liquid until you drink what you assume should be half of it.

"Your hand disappears, and so does your clothes, much like the effect of your own invisibility spell, you are now well and truly imperceptible.

"Hah. I still have it." that other you proudly exclaims as he sees, or rather, not sees his handy work.

"Well, how about we try this, then?" you say, not liking his cocky grin.

Throwing the remaining potion on the other you, you see all places that got hit turn invisible, leaving him with a big splash shaped hole in the middle of his torso.

"Look at what you've done, now I look like some badly conceived character from a shonen manga." he comments as he looks down at himself.
"Hahaha, let's hope no one tries throwing stuff through there."
"So, anyway, what now?" he asks you as he tries to wipe off his shirt-front, only to end up with the handkerchief becoming invisible.

"Now, we wait to see how long the effect lasts."
"But that would be boring."
"Indeed, I think it's time to take these tests out into the field..." You smirk an invisible smile that's duplicated perfectly by your clone.

>>21423575
>>21423598
>>21423650
>>21423711

You people are implying they aren't all of these at once.

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>>21423868
Another reminder that Daylight Savings Time ends tonight.

>>21423868
Aw man, I wanted to prank Erica (or the first one of the girls we find) by giving her a Hayate sandwich.

Nice to have you back LG, always amusing in here

>>21423851
Wait, I just realized. The potion made us AND our clothes become invisible.
We should take off our jacket to see if it stays invisible when it's no longer worn by us.

>>21424013
>steal Hina's underwear
>splash insvisipotion on it
>fill her pockets with pairs and pairs and pairs of them
>leave
>Erica is suddenly talking to Hina with her underwear on her head, sticking out of her pockets, ect

>>21424108
Fill Erica's pockets*

Ah, that's right. After testing/pranking with the Invisibility Potion, we should go talk to Trude. See if she's decided to move in. Offer to give her a massage, since she's so tense and there was that fainting spell she had (cover story for her snapping and becoming yan-neechan).

Oh, another thing to try: making gel capsules out of our potions.
Easier to carry around, and we know its possible from the GummiBEARS.
Sousuke might like invisibility pills and haste pills; seems like something that he'd really be able to put to use.