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>>21343145

From our last thread, Boss Honda in Satsui no Hadou mode.

stomp him in the nuts

Serpentine! If hes a chi power house we just got to dodge his beamspam get in and whoop ass. Let's make pete and his gardenhose proud.

>>21343145
>Dark Hadou Boss Honda
Be wary of some kind of flying headbutt/Shun Goku Satsu combo move, for one thing. If there's one thing that I've learned over the years, it's that being powered by hate and evil shortens your life-bar considerably. I think we have to take the fight to him.

>>21343174
That's not classy. Give your opponent a slight bow and then prepare to close the distance smash him in the face with your sticks.

>>21343185
this is good.

>>21343198
Stay the fuck away from his beamspam.

Weave, and shit.

>>21343210

What about grapplespamming him?

>>21343226
He's still a fucking sumo.

I don't know how well grappling him is gonna go.

So, what's a sumo's weakpoint? Their belly?

I hold downback, since he has no reliable overhead. Considering I'm also a big black boxer, I charge up and chip him with dashing straights

>>21343257
They generally don't beamspam.

>>21343257
No nonono. Smash him in the face, maybe go for the knees.

>>21343247
Pretty easy. P+K and corner him

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You decide to avoid catching one of those beams in the face. You move sideways and in, closing distance fast. One good stick to the head and this should all be over with.

"All these people cheering for you," he says to say. You've closed distance by then and swing for his head.

"This should be my crowd! My city!" he yells. He takes the hit to the head - as hard as you can throw it - and responds with a Hundred Hand Slap.

>Parry that shit
>Back up
>Take the hit, swing past it to continue delivering damage

>>21343281
Fucking up his knees is a good plan.

There really are a horrifying number of ways you can completely ruin your knee joint.

Good hard lateral smash to the knee is a good start, considering our fighting style is "hit people with sticks".

We're okay with permanently injuring people, right? Although considering we've smashed people's heads into concrete repeatedly and they've gotten up fine afterwards, it may just win us the fight without permanently crippling the poor bastard.

Sumos usually charge in and grapple right? Get ready to dodge and smash his face, or hit his legs to cut his speed and balance.

>>21343226
While a valid strategy for most hadou users honda has a heavy sumo background. We on the other hand just learned how to hipthrow.

>>21343292
Feint, duck, go for the knees.

He's trying to slap us from a position where we're hitting him in the face. Get underneath it.

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>>21343257
Sumo is a contention technique, it is not really meant for fighting but is very, very stable. Tripping him or tossing him is out of the question. The best we can do to incapacitate him is hard strikes to break something, preferably a leg.

Pic related, it's probably his Ultra 3.

>>21343292
Parry that shit, since I'm ken it's easy. I'm parry, and go into SAIII

"Hey, do you know where my buddy Ryu is? After I'm done with you, I'd really like to face him again."

>>21343313
We're not Ken, we're Eagle.

Pay attention.

Back up. Slap his wrists with our sticks from just out his range.

>>21343292
>Back up
No taking the hits of weird Evil Honda. Back the fuck up. (I'd totally be for dodging and smashing him, but it looks like that's not available.)

Also, we have a critical success in reserve, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE

>>21343292
Back up. Sumo fighters are not know for their stamina. Draw him into using all his stamina and all he will have left will be it's CRAAAWLING IN MYYY SKIIIIIIN darkside powers.

>>21343320

More specifically we're Anon, a fighter inspired by Eagle.

I think this dude just cannot into quest threads, though.

>>21343292
Backing up is going to get us beamed all over the place, and we don't want to take the hit if we can help it because he already did enough damage when he wasn't all juiced up on revenge. I say we parry the slap.

>>21343313
I don't know what Street Fighter Quest you're responding to, but it isn't this one...

>>21343326

One crit success and one "get out of horrible failure free" card.

>>21343333
He's not using it right now though. Hopefully there's some sort of prep time involved in it so we can close up some at that point.

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You take a step back and swing for his wrists. You connect - not solidly, but hopefully enough to hurt - and a jolt of something shoots through your arm, hurting like hell. Boss Honda takes a step back.

"Didn't bring your special toy today?"

>Left it in your mom.
>It was just a joke. Get over it.
>Say nothing and rush him.

>>21343391
Look, I was really, really angry. And drunk.

>>21343391
It was a joke. (Kinda like you were when we fought you. Who loses to a drunk in an alley?)

"I don't believe in regifting" as we rush down.

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>>21343391
>Say nothing and rush him.
What's done is done, and he's not going to listen to reason. End it fast before things get out of hand.

>>21343414
A million times this!!!!

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"It was just a dumb joke," you say. "You sucker punched me and I was mad."

Boss Honda doesn't say anything before he fires one of those red beams.

>Dodge!
>Gentleman's Reply!
>TANK IT. ANON STRONK.

>>21343391
Say something classy.

Also, work on his knees, ankles--the lower body. He's a big guy, and his fighting style's built off having a rock-solid base. There's a lot of pressure on those legs; hit them right and we could put him down quick.

>>21343481
HEY PUNK
YOU FORGOT SOMETHING
AGAIN
Also, DODGE. Channel those days of hose-dodging!

FUCK YES STREET FIGHTER QUEST! I chanced upon this on suptg, and I've only just caught up!
>>21343481
Dodging is our best bet right now.

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>>21343481
>Dodge!
We'll save getting ballsy for later once he figures out that we'll keep dodging his beams.

Our modus operandi:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhbuEYs1n7c

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>>21343481

...seriously, like once a thread.

>>21343481
>>21343481
Tank it, ANON STRONK! There's also a tactical reason to do this; Boss Honda relies on spaming those things. better to check how strong they are before we have to dodge/tank dozens of them at a time.

In the words of a great man:

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE

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>>21343552
He's got a point. If we can take one shot and shrug it off no problem, Honda will break. We'll both know his secret weapon doesn't work anymore.
Changing my vote to tank.

anon ded

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>>21343567
We didn't suffer a month of Kyokugen conditioning for nothing.

Megaman lady because, eh, why not? OP could do with another announcer or reporter.

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Rolled 42

>>21343481
Modified Gentleman's Reply
RUN WITH YOUR STICKS ON THE BEAM TOWARDS HIM!!!


IT CANNOT FAIL!!!!

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You twist yourself to the side, letting the beamspam blow harmlessly past you. Pete's ridiculous training actually seems to be working. As the blast fades you're already turning, throwing everything you've got into one strike.

You note as you turn that the blast was with Honda's right hand. Where's his left?

Oh.

....oh.

>roll 1d100 to see how this exchange goes.

Rolled 95

>>21343612

Rolled 12

>>21343612
Bring it, Honda.

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Rolled 52

>>21343612
HONK HONK I'MA TONK

Rolled 61

>>21343612
And then it all goes terribly.

>>21343626
Wonderful. That ought to break Honda's resolve to see us tank a beam like nothing.

>>21343626
STOP ROLLING WE'RE GOOD

Rolled 33

>>21343626
STOP ROLLIN BITCHES

Rolled 21

>>21343612
Clever girl
>>21343626
Glorious.

>>21343481
>>Dodge!

Rolled 67

>>21343612

>>21343611
This guy is a fucking genius.

>>21343626
Welp, we're good... for now.

>>21343626

You feel the stick crack against his temple right as the beam goes off against your chest.

Sends you flying a good ten, twenty feet, rolling a bit after that. That rib Earl Gray broke is aching, not broken yet. Looks like he traded some power to get the ridiculous speed on those things. You come to your feet to find Boss Honda doing the same, swaying a bit. Looks like that blow to the head got him.

>Boss Honda is woozy, you get +10 to all rolls to avoid beamspam

>Rush him and go for the head again!
>Go for the knees
>Saturn Launch

Rolled 73

>>21343706
Knees, bring him down, then smash his head. Again, we need to watch out for flying headbutts, those things hurt like a mother.

>>21343706
>Saturn Launch
I don't even know what that is. LETS DO IT!

Rolled 88

>>21343706
Go for 'is knees.

>>21343706
If hes already got a head injury I say we double up and split his melon.

Rolled 25

>>21343706
>>Go for the knees
Saturn Launch is throwing the sticks right?

Probably not our best move.

>Go for the knees

>>21343723
Judo throw. I doubt we can throw a man of Honda's weight right now, though.

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>>21343723

A basic judo throw. It was named the Saturn Launch because Anon didn't begin using throws until he was knocked out and his spirit guide Segata Sanshiro reminded him.

This quest goes weird places now and again.

Rolled 72

>>21343744
Saturn Launch is where we throw HIM.

>>21343723
>>21343744
Saturn Launch is basically a throw move.

NOT suggested against a sumo wrestler, so lets go for the knees!

Rolled 52

>>21343752
head smash.

>>21343706
Fighting classy is not just fighting to win all the time. Our opponent this time isn't some rapping clown or sellout. It's a man that decided discard everything he had to become a true fighter. A man worthy of respect. He deserves to see all of our moves and to see us struggle against him. He deserves the teachings of our spirit mentor. SATURN LAUNCH!!!!

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While he's woozy you decide to try disabling him. Go for the knees. You close distance before he can react and swing for his right knee. Brief flashes of Tonya Harding in the news haunt you for the briefest second as the stick connects.

>roll 2d10 for effectiveness

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Rolled 10, 9 = 19

>>21343791
Take a knee!

Rolled 10, 7 = 17

>>21343791
Go for the kneecaps!

Rolled 6, 5 = 11

>>21343791
I almost feel bad about this. On the other hand, this is what you get for going all Dark Hadou. It's just not cool.

Rolled 3, 1 = 4

>>21343791
Buckle those fuckers.

Rolled 3, 9 = 12

>>21343791

>>21343797
we are done here.

Rolled 8, 2 = 10

>>21343802
>ohboyherewego.jpg

The dice were being good. FUCK.

Rolled 10, 8 = 18

>>21343797
well now.

Rolled 1, 7 = 8

>>21343820
Don't know why you're getting all excited. It's not double 1's.

>>21343791
>FEVER.jpg

>>21343797
Guess who's not going to be the lead in Swan Lake!

>applauding spovol
I certainly AM applauding Anon's spovol, captcha!

>>21343797

The stick connects with a satisfying sort of cracking sound. You almost don't mind the jolt of pain running up your arm this time.

>Boss Honda gets a penalty to anything movement-based or attacks against his center of gravity

That same jolt of pain runs through your neck and head a second later. Boss Honda has you by the neck, lifting you one handed. You swing at his arm, but he barely notices.

"HADOOOU," he starts.

Oh fuck this world.

>>21343904
Spider grapple the arm.
Break it at the elbow.
Kick in face while doing so.

>>21343904
We should be able to get in a doublefeet kick at his chest before he hits us.

>>21343904
Abort!
>reach elightnement
>Say "Yoga!" and teleport away

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>>21343904

Your name is Anon, a Street Fighter and World Warrior. The man who is your temporary mentor (because you don't know if there's a better word for someone who just forces you to work out and chases you around all the time) is sitting in front of a campfire, smiling to himself as he feeds it more fuel. In your hands are a pair of wolverines you've commandeered as weapons.

Time to wolverine fight this guy.

He notices you and turns that smile your way. "So, you thought you'd defeat me by dual-wielding wolverines, eh?" he says. He stands, revealing a hissing, snarling sack of wolverines behind him. "Did you think I've just been waiting here doing nothing?"

He picks up his sack of wolverines.

>WOLVERINE
>FLASHBACK
>FIGHT
>roll 2d10 for Berserker Barrage

>>21343904
Use our Judo knowledge to leverage our way out of his grip using our weight and his

Rolled 1, 6 = 7

>>21343961
>roll 2d10 for Berserker Barrage

The whole berserker rage thing is gonna put a damper on our style

Rolled 3, 2 = 5

>>21343961
GRAAAAAAAAAAH

Rolled 4, 3 = 7

>>21343977
>>21343978
Dis be some bullshit.

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Rolled 4, 10 = 14

>>21343961
Not quite our style, but hey, if our back is against the wall...

Rolled 3, 8 = 11

>>21343961
Shit, mountain battle flashback? I was really hoping we'd handle this without going all rage-fueled the way Honda did. It just ain't classy.

>>21343961
We might wanna use that crit now guys.

Rolled 4, 1 = 5

>>21343977
>>21343978
>>21343989
That it is. Anon should be one of those that supercalm rages.

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Rolled 10, 9 = 19

>>21343961

Rolled 9, 10 = 19

>>21343961
WOLVERINE BATTLE

Rolled 6, 7 = 13

>>21344001

>>21344010
>>21344011
Hahaha, oh wow.

>>21344010
>>21344011
Truly you are the saviors this quest needs.

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>>21343977
this isn't a berserk rage, its an attack performed by fighters with additional reach!

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>>21344010
>>21344011

You charge Tatsuya, bellowing your rage. He shouts back, primal, swinging the sack of wolverines over his head like a sling.

One of them drops out of the sack. Then all of them. Both of you stop yelling as you realize there's a hole in the bag and you're alone, far from civilization in a campsite with close to twenty or so furious wolverines.

You're pretty certain the wolverines in your hands are traitors too. They snarl and snap at your wrists, barely missing by millimeters.

"Do wolverines have rabies?" you ask Tatsuya, nervous sweat breaking out all over your body.

"Probably," Tatsuya says, trying to keep very still. The wolverines are milling around, hissing and scratching at each other. "Stand still, if you stand perfectly still they can't see you."

"That's Jurassic Park," you say. "We're going to go rabid and die here."

"In retrospect the wolverine fight wasn't our best idea," Tatsuya says. "And are you sure about the Jurassic Park thing?"

>Go Jurassic Park and hold perfectly still
>Start fighting the wolverines.
>RUN. RUN OFF OF THIS MOUNTAIN AS FAST AS YOUR LEGS CAN GO.

>>21343961
Everything about this post is why I love this quest.

>>21344102
Go Jurassic Park

Rolled 3, 3 = 6

>>21344102
Wolverines, once angered, will never simply let you escape. We have to defeat them all.

>>21344102
WOLVERINE BATTLE.
TAKE 2.

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Rolled 9, 6 = 15

>>21344102
>>Start fighting the wolverines.

Come at me bro!

Fight the mutant menace

>>21344102

They're not attacking Tatsuya.

Go full Jurassic Park.

>>21344102
We must fight the Wolverines at their own game and prove ourselves to be the masters of these animals! Did we not drop out of a tree and catch two like it was nothing? We did, and we can do it again. Two or twenty, it matters not, we shall fight them in the forests, in the mountains and in front of trains!

Rolled 7, 10 = 17

>>21344102
>>Start fighting the wolverines.

>>21344102
>Go Jurassic Park and hold perfectly still
we can fight them if things go wrong.

Rolled 9, 8 = 17

>>21344102
>Fight the wolverines
It must be done. We can;t lose! It's cause a time paradox.

>>21344102
>Go Jurassic Park and hold perfectly still
This was the dumbest idea ever.

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>those 19s still count

Wolverine fight round two.

You throw the two wolverines you're holding as hard as you can towards the trees and starts yelling, loud, waving your arms. Tatsuya gets in on it and starts yelling too, throwing ko'oh kens in the air as he windmills his arms. Confused and convinced you're larger than you are, the wolverines scatter. They don't go far, though, you can still see their beady little eyes watching you from the treeline, and darkness is falling fast.

"...well, that happened," Tatsuya says. "Let's just never tell anyone this story."

"Agreed," you say. "Let's get off of this mountain." In the distance you hear hissing.

"I don't...think...they liked being stuffed in a sack," Tatsuya says.

"Can't you calm them with chi or something? I thought martial arts masters were supposed to be able to do that."

"Do I look like I can calm anything down? I only come out to this mountain to fight bears," Tatsuya says. "Let's just build the fire and try to wait out the night."

>You inspect your character sheet. It seems you sank all of your points into being gentlemanly and hitting things, almost nothing in woodsmanship. Roll 1d20 to collect firewood as quickly as possible.

Rolled 13

>>21344260
Goddamn Wolverines.

Rolled 19

I have no idea why we made woodsmanship our dump stat

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>>21344260
No one prepared us for a gentlemanly safari. We'll have to work on that later.

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Rolled 19

>>21344283

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>>21344280
>>21344283
>>21344288
Well, that takes care of that.

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>>21344288
>>21344280

>these rolls

Has /tg/'s dice roller stopped hating SFQ?

>>21344260
We have stat points in gentlemanliness?

Makes sense considering our character, but have we ever gotten to use those?

>>21344280
>>21344288
Hot damn. The real problem is that we're burning through awesome rolls in the flashback instead of the scene where we're getting choke-blasted by a pissed off, indignant evil sumo hobo.

Rolled 2

>>21344260
>woodsmanship
>dump stat
At least it wasn't Bear Lore.

Fuck.

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>>21344312
The more we do in the past, the brighter our future becomes.

>>21344312
Hey

Establishing that we used to be awesome is a worthwhile endeavour.

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>>21344311

A sufficiently high gentleman score allows you to wear a bowtie without looking like you're trying to cosplay Doctor Who.

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>>21344335
We need to practice our ascot, too.

>>21344324
>Ellieatthegym.jpg

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Rolled 5, 3 = 8

>>21344335
Or an ascot too?

You collect firewood quickly, happening on some good dry wood that will burn brightly. You bring a few armfuls back to the fire and dump it in a pile. Tatsuya comes back with a similar bounty. At least you shouldn't be ambushed in the dark.

>light will now last through the night
>Wolverine Pack's ranks in stealth have been nullified

You join Tatsuya on the log he's been using as a bench.

"Don't suppose you brought any food, did you?" you ask.

"I was kind of thinking we'd have a cool fight and then head straight for the car," he says. "There's some coffee if you want it, though."

You sit in silence for the better part of an hour, watching the woods for a sign of what the wolverines are up to. After awhile you see Tatsuya slump forward a bit, snoring gently.

>wake him now! we need him to help us watch
>let him sleep for a bit, wake him when we get tired

>>21344437
>let him sleep for a bit, wake him when we get tired
He's done more than we have today, what with rounding up all those wolverines and junk.

Rolled 17

>>21344437
>let him sleep for a bit, wake him when we get tired
He'll be no use if he just keeps nodding off.

>>21344437
Wake him now, if we let him sleep we will fall asleep not soon later. Its the law of drama!

>>21344437
Let him sleep, let's get some Darkstalker shenanigans going on.

Rolled 4, 9 = 13

>>21344437
>>let him sleep for a bit, wake him when we get tired

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You decide to let Tatsuya sleep. When you start to get tired you can just wake him up and trade watches.

You spend the next few hours listening to the woods and tending to the fire. It's curiously calming out here, pack of rabid bloodthirsty animals out there hissing for your blood aside.

A few hours later, once the moon is high enough to dispel some of the darkness, you spot three squat figures coming through the darkness. You nudge Tatsuya awake.

"We still on this mountain?" he asks.

"Of course," you whisper. "Something's happening!"

"Urgh. I was kinda hoping all that stuff with the wolverines and being trapped out here was a nightmare," he says.

They've come close enough to the fire you can finally make out the three figures. The one in the lead you don't recognize, but the two flanking it are the wolverines you captured to fight Tatsuya with.

"Hey, I know that one," Tatsuya says. "He's the first one I captured.

The wolverines hiss, but come no closer.

>ATTACK
>see what they want

>>21344531
>>see what they want

>>21344531
see what they want, I mean it wasnt really gentleman-y of us to start using their bodies as weapons

>>21344531
>see what they want

Communicate with the beasts! What could possibly go wrong!

See what they want

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>>21344531
>see what they want
However the fuck THAT works. If only Marco Rodriguez/Khushnood Butt were here.

>>21344531
See what they want. If they wanted you death they would be already frenzying and screaming.

>>21344531
See what they want. Nothing bad can come out of listening to Wolverines in the mountains. Hell, there was probably some peyote in the coffee earlier and now we're trippin balls and communicating with our spiritanimals.

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>>21344550

"Let's maybe see what they want," you say.

"I can't talk to animals. Nobody can talk to animals," Tatsuya says.

Fuck it, you think. You're no woodsman, but you're quite the gentleman, and the laws of civility extend to all creatures. You slowly walk towards the wolverines and drop to one knee.

>roll 1d20 for diplomacy

Rolled 2

>>21344602
Dis gonna be good.

Rolled 2

>>21344602
We all frenzy sometimes, right? We can start there. Identify with one another.

Rolled 7

>>21344602
"Hello, Chaps. What seems to be the meaning of this?"

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Rolled 19

>>21344602
This'll be an experiment.

Speaking of experiment, Midnight Bliss Geese.

>>21344610
>>21344616
WE ARE DOOMED

Rolled 14

>>21344610
>>21344616
All dis bullshit.

Rolled 8

>>21344602
this isnt looking so good

>>21344621
Bam! thank you, you glorious bastard

Rolled 11

By the power of Greyskull, I summon thee, dice gods!

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>>21344610
>>21344616

>so close to crit fails!
>we almost had the dramatic plot twist that Anon was killed and replaced by five badgers wearing a bowtie!

Rolled 18

>>21344602
Speak to us, angry woodland monster.

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>>21344648
>Anon was killed and replaced by five badgers wearing a bowtie
>mfw

Rolled 12

>>21344648
That would've been something right there.

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>>21344621

Yes! Wolverine Style!

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>>21344621

"Good evening, gentlemen. What can I help you with?" you ask in a calm, level tone. Too calm. You start to wonder if whatever broke in your head to make you think a wolverine fight would be a good idea is still broken.

The leader of the wolverines hisses and begins scratching at the dirt in front of it, then rolls over and shows its belly.

"I don't...speak...wolverine," you say. The wolverine stares at you blankly for awhile, then repeats the entire process.

"I think it wants an aplogy," Tatsuya says. "Or it's going to bite our faces off."

>apologize
>bite its face off first!

>>21344688
apologize

>>21344688
I think we need to roll over on our belly too? Try to apologize. The wolverines shall be our greatest ally!

Rolled 7

>>21344688
"Don't worry Tatsuya, I read this somewhere. If I likewise go into the belly position, showing my vulnerability, it'll forgive me. I studied Wolverine behaviour in college."

Go on dat back Anon

>>21344688
I think he wants to submit to us.That's what dogs do according to the guy in History Channel!

>>21344688
Explain to the Wolverine that the only reason your decided to use them as weapons was because you wanted the most deadly weapons you could get from the woods. This isn't something you should apologise for. It is a choice you would do again if the same circumstances occur. But they shall forever have your respect,

>>21344688
>apologize
It was rude and disrespectful. We should apologize.

>>21344531
Spinkick, since their buddies are totally behind us

>>21344621
>dat pic
Jiiiiiiiiiizzz!

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>>21344732
Clever answer.
They're still wolverines, though.

>>21344688
>apologize

>>21344688
>apologize

Lie on the back and expose our belly until wolverines decided to be a dirty player.

>>21344756
If they don't listen we will bite off their faces. Such is the wolverine ways.

Maybe he just wants you to rub his belly?

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"I was in need of a deadly weapon and picked up the most deadly things I could find," you say. "It was disrespectful, and I truly apologize." You bow your head.

"...me too," Tatsuya says. "I'm sorry I stuffed you and your buddies in a sack. Also do you understand english?"

You wait a long time for the horrible biting to start. When you finally look up from your bow the wolverines are gone.

"Oh thank god," Tatsuya says. "I can't afford rabies shots, my insurance is terrible."

You spend the rest of the night taking turns tending the fire and sleeping against a log, the peace of the night no longer being undermined by all that hissing.

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>>21344813
Great success!

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>>21344813

You come back to the present. Boss Honda has you suspended with one hand, the other charging up another beam.

You have an idea of what might win this.

>roll 2d10 to break his hold!

Rolled 2, 7 = 9

>>21344839
We beat the Wolverines, Honda. Your rage is nothing compared to theirs.

Rolled 4, 9 = 13

>>21344839
Kick him in the nose!

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Rolled 1, 7 = 8

>>21344839
Flying armbar!
Kick his armpit!
Bite himwait that's not gentlemanly.
Do something!

Rolled 11

>>21344839
What? Wait, what? We didn't even learn the new attack to beat the boss! Are we supposed to headbutt him similar to how we bowed to the wolverines?

Fuck it, I vote for diplomancing him like we did to the wolverines.

Rolled 7, 10 = 17

>>21344839
Raging demon this, you ochio using bastard

Rolled 5, 7 = 12

>>21344839
WE CAN DO THIS RIGHT

Rolled 3, 10 = 13

>>21344839

Rolled 6, 3 = 9

>>21344839
>>roll 2d10 to break his hold!

This looks like a really good time to use that critical succes.

Rolled 10, 6 = 16

>>21344839
We have the blessing of the Wolverines! WE CANNOT FAIL.

Rolled 2, 3 = 5

>>21344839

Rolled 15

>>21344869
Blah, forgot the other die

Rolled 9, 4 = 13

>>21344839

Rolled 4, 1 = 5

>>21344839
pls dice help

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>>21344869
Maybe it's gaining perspective of the world. Boss Honda is nothing to a field of wolverines. His rage is empty and baseless. Boss Honda, you are no wolverine.

Now, CHOI on the other hand is a different issue.

>>21344839
Spider grapple around his arm and break the shit out of it.

Rolled 4, 3 = 7

>>21344839

>>21344901
fuck

>>21344874

You pound the butt of one of the sticks into his elbow, hard. The pain and surprise looses the grip, dropping you just as the beam goes off, missing your head by inches. Time to use what we learned on the mountain.

>diplomance.
>swing again. probably best to try taking out both arms as long as we have a chance.
>summon swarm of wolverines.

Rolled 6, 2 = 8

>>21344884

Rolled 2, 10 = 12

>>21344902
I always thought he was a little more of a Freddy Krueger than a Wolverine. It's the hat, I think.

>>21344918
>>summon swarm of wolverines.
Metaphorically speaking.

>>21344926

Either way I'm still scared of that little bastard. His claws are right at crotch height.

>>21344869
That WAS the move.

>>21344918
>diplomance

>>21344918
>summon swarm of wolverines.

This is the only correct answer.

Rolled 3, 3 = 6

>>21344918
>implying there isnt only one real option
summon swarm of wolverines.

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>>21344918
>diplomance
It may be an exercise in futility what with Honda giving himself to the Satsui no Hadou, but there's few things more elegant than just talking it out. At the least, he'll stop trying to kill us and fight us properly.

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Rolled 2, 7 = 9

>>21344902
Or maybe all he needs is a good belly rub? Just saiyan.

>>21344918
I'm thinking that we use one of our auto-crits to diplomance him.

>>21344918
We shall summon the swarm of wolverines. Or if that doesn't work we shall diplomance this shit. Show our respect to Boss Honda, he has worked hard for this, he even got another title to be able to fight us like this. He is a man worthy of our respect. If he still wishes to fight us after that then we shall give it our all and go all out.

>>21344918
Summon our woodland allies to destroy this evil!

SEND IN THE WOLVERINES

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>>21344939
>>21344948
>>21344951
We're in a Metro City subway terminal. There's no wolverines around here. That's just being silly.

Rolled 4, 2 = 6

>>21344918
COME TO ME, WOLVERINES!

Rolled 4, 5 = 9

>>21344918
Diplomacy might be the smart thing to do, talking Honda down out of his endless rage and humiliation...
But I say we break his arms first. There'll be time to talk after he's a heap of sobbing meat.

Rolled 3

>>21344918
Anon sings the song of his people, the song of Wolverine summoning.

Rolled 9, 2 = 11

>>21344970
Forgot the roll

Rolled 5, 7 = 12

>>21344971
Really? That's the silliest thing we have wanted to do in this quest?

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>>21344939
>>21344948
>>21344951
>>21344969
>>21344970
>>21344974
>>21344977
And then it doesn't work, and Honda only gets angrier because he thinks we're humiliating him, and we have to KO him hard.

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>>21344918
>summon swarm of wolverines.
Let's go, let go, let's go!

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Rolled 3, 7 = 10

>>21344918
>>summon swarm of wolverines.

Come to me my little friends!

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You scan the crowd for any wolverines that may be in attendance. No luck. And the mountain was an hour outside of Southtown, so you're not likely to get them here anytime soon.

Time for diplomancy.

"I know I did you wrong," you say, sidestepping another beam. Boss Honda turns to follow, his bad knee giving out a little. He takes a step forward, haltingly, throwing out more beamspam. You dodge to his bad side again. "I hurt you. I can't change that."

"You took everything from me, you miserable fuck!" he snarls. His voice catches again. "Everyone was laughing about how I got my ass kicked by a bowtied asshole with a dildo!"

As he talks the beamspam is coming more slowly, less intensely.

>try to Gentleman's Reply one to break his fighting spirit
>keep dodging, let him wear himself out

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>>21344987
Naturally, no, but I'd prefer not to joke around with a SnH-infused sumo redneck.

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>>21344926
That's part of the inspiration, yes.
>>21344942
Don't forget Chang and his wrecking-ball-to-the-face style.

Then again, Kim tamed both of them by now, so it should be okay. Should.

>diplomance
Wolverine summoning is funny but neither practical or in-character.

>>21345013
>try to Gentleman's Reply one to break his fighting spirit

>>21345013
Keep dodging. As he sees how ineffectual his rage-induced attacks are, we will do something far worse than breaking his fighting spirit, we will break him.

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Rolled 3, 8 = 11

>>21345013
>>try to Gentleman's Reply one to break his fighting spirit

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>>21345013
>try to Gentleman's Reply one to break his fighting spirit
We've got to hammer the point home that his shit doesn't work anymore.

Some 63!Shen WOOOOO.

Rolled 2, 5 = 7

>>21345013
>>Gentleman's Reply
rolling for effectiveness

>>21345054
Never roll unless asked.

>>21344918
Diplomance

Look man, my bad

Rolled 8, 4 = 12

>>21345013
Remind him that this fight is being watched by pretty much everyone. Nobody's gonna be laughing at him after seeing his performance here.

>>21345043

God I hope that character sticks around, even if the rest of that saga sucked.

>>21345013
>keep dodging, let him wear himself out
Breaking his fighting spirit could go either way, and if it ends up making him mad we can't unreflect them.

Plus his beams are hella strong I think.

>>21345013
If we're dodging this easily now, let's let him tire himself out, then he'll listen.

>>21345013
Tell him that nobody is laughing now. You have both come so very far from that night in the bar. It has made you both more than you were. He is now a sumo hobo with amazing powers and you have proven yourself by training hard and becoming a legitimate fighter, trying to bring back the style of the old tournaments. As he was before he wouldn't have made it. You made him into this just as he made you into what you are now. And for that you will forever be grateful to him, you don't expect him to feel the same way. But he should understand why you're here and see your resolve.

Lets finish this with a Gentleman's reply. Either we say it before we hit him with it or after the fight.

>>21345013
Unless I'm mistaken, the beams are still way too big to reflect.
>keep dodging

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>>21345066
Well, since the Ash Saga never actually happened, Shen Woo should still be the Invincible Dragon of Shanghai, Duo Lon is still looking for his traitor clan leader, Oswald is looking for Shen, and Ash undid his own existance, so the entire Ash Saga never happened.

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"I was drunk. It was stupid," you say. You've seen enough of his beamspam to get an idea of what his windup looks like. "I never meant for this to go so badly for you."

"I lost Jolene over this!" he sobs. He throws his palm forward. It's now or never.

>roll 1d20 for a Gentleman's Reply

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>>21345097
We can deflect a beam, not reflect it, the same way Takuma deflected a killsat's beam with a Haoh Shi Gou Ken to save King.

Rolled 5

>>21345110
REPLY THIS WEAK SHIT

Rolled 8

>>21345110
Oh were we go.

>>21345110
Let's spend the auto crit we have saved

Rolled 14

>>21345110
"I don't even know who that is! Sorry anyways though."

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Rolled 14

>>21345110
Poor bastard.

Rolled 16

>>21345110

Rolled 20

>>21345110
pls crit success

Rolled 14

>>21345110

Rolled 9

>>21345121
We haven't even given it an honest shot yet. We should at least give it a few rolls before we blow our ace in the hole.

>>21345135
God damnit we're such a gentleman

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Rolled 20

>>21345110
Then maybe you never had her to begin with? Reflect upon your life and relationships while on the ground. GEEENREMAARU REEEELLY!