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Also, latest update of previous OP image.

>>21238842
>physical combat nowhere
I would love to see two princesses start beating the shit out of each other when their attempts to both court the same prince end in a stalemate

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>>21239011

>The oneshot pvp option:
>>21239011
>>21239102
Thought: What if we made Super Princess Beatdown, where the fighters are basically unable to hurt each other due to the sheer volume of their poofy sleeves and dresses, but when they get hit, they take clothing damage that makes them more mobile and therefore more dangerous?

>>21239755
>Super Princess Beatdown
I don't care what the game's about, with a name like this, I'm completely sold on it.

>>21239848

MAKE IT HAPPEN!

>>21239848
>>21239952
I'm seeing the basic turn order as:
>Princess A: I cast "slap."
>Princess B: I absorb slap with my shoes, causing "glass slippers" to become "spiky ass shitwreckers. I cast "kick," gaining 1 extra damage from my new shoe card.

Etc. Tell me if this is going places.

>>21240105

Smells good so far!

>>21240197
Ok. Equipment slots, with all of the types I can think of:
>hat
crown, tiara, princess cone hat
>bodice
dunno
>sleeves
poofy, none+elbow length gloves
>skirt
dunno
>shoes
glass slippers

And attacks: slap, punch, kick, rip

Help me fill in the blanks, /tg/. Also, are cards a good format? If so, is there a good roll20/maptool/etc for custom card games, because if not, this is going nowhere once we hit the test phase. If not, then all of the various modifiers are going to get annoying.

>>21240358
Oh, and the win condition should be knocking the enemy princess' hat off. Forgot to mention that.

>>21240105
I like it.

So we have different pieces of clothing, and we have different attacks. What is the structure of a general turn going to look like? Is there a resource system to determine which/how many cards you can play? Could we start with a base of, "Play one piece of clothing and one attack per turn"? Or how about you start off with 1 play per turn, but certain cards have abilities that modify how much you can play? Maybe "Stiletto Heels" let you make one extra attack per turn, for example.

>>21240358
For some odd reason, I see the various armor cards as having a capacity, as well as health.

The attacks would have requirements to use, such as "free shoes" slot for "asskicking," or "free hat" for "headbutt," but lighter requirements like "less than three shoes" for "kick," or some that were free, like "slap."

I do like cards for this. Would it work better for a shared deck like munchkin, or individual decks like red dragon inn?

>Could we start with a base of, "Play one piece of clothing and one attack per turn"?
The way I imagined it, players start the game with all of their clothing out in the open, and clothing isn't really played as much as it is called on to block attacks.

>For some odd reason, I see the various armor cards as having a capacity, as well as health.
>The attacks would have requirements to use, such as "free shoes" slot for "asskicking," or "free hat" for "headbutt," but lighter requirements like "less than three shoes" for "kick," or some that were free, like "slap."
Yeah, this is not how I imagined it, but it's better, so unless someone comes up with something brilliant, I'm going with this.

>Would it work better for a shared deck like munchkin, or individual decks like red dragon inn?
I would go with shared deck because there's no way in fuck Super Princess Beatdown is going to get enough players that multiple people have their own deck. You could have a draft system for clothes to start out, though.

>>21240528
So, the clothes are armor, I'm assuming you have another pool called, say, "Dignity," full of tokens, representing how high-class your princess is.

Various clothing would have various capacity, depending on what it was, but capacity would be limiting (can't kick if your shoes have more than three, can't roundhouse unless your shoes are empty, something like that).

Attacks would inflict damage, and you can block attacks with clothes. The clothes capacity is how much they can block, and when they do block an attack, they reduce that piece of clothing's capacity by one (represent by putting the attack card behind the clothing).

If an attack exceeds the clothing's capacity, the player has to pay the rest in dignity.

>If an attack exceeds the clothing's capacity, the player has to pay the rest in dignity.
So, would there be a point where princesses are taking hits directly to the dignity? I suppose that eventually they'll run out of clothing. That does create an interesting choice... say I have 1 shoe point, and I want to have 0 so I can super-kick. Do I take 3 damage on my shoes, taking 2 dignity, or do I put it somewhere safe? This is going to take some math, but it's going places.

Also, this opens the door to powerful attacks that cost dignity, which is probably necessary.

>>21240978
Yeah, I think "Teaset to the face" should cost some dignity to use, as well as "Bite her face off," amongst other things.

I think at this point, an enumeration of attacks would be desired, possibly along with a starter set of clothing.

It may be useful to have "emergency clothes" which aren't AS good as the original set, but replace your torn up gloves, or your bodice, or whatever. I'm liking this as a munchkin-esque shared deck type thing.

I'd like to go with 4 attacks per clothing slot, rated "free" to "under 3 capacity" for each slot. Then, maybe a few powerful attacks costing dignity.

>I'd like to go with 4 attacks per clothing slot, rated "free" to "under 3 capacity" for each slot. Then, maybe a few powerful attacks costing dignity.
I think kick based attacks would naturally be effected by both shoes and skirt. Does this mean we're merging shoes and skirt into one thing, or that we're doing attacks with multiple requirements?

>>21241178
Well, if the kicks are skirt-restricted (which sounds reasonable), then would shoes restrict anything, or would we end up with a princess nude but for her glass slippers, taking on all comers?

Maybe some clothes could have additional effects? I don't know.

>Maybe some clothes could have additional effects? I don't know.
Yeah, I definitely want clothing options as part of a "build" system thing.

>>21238842
don't forget princesses constantly sabotaging each other politically. Hiring mercenaries to kidnap an opposing princess' potential husband. Plotting to leech off of, overthrow, or otherwise manipulate kings and queens. Arranging to marry into advantageous families. Offing other princesses with similar goals. And then worst of all taking the wounded-deer gambit route in any of the above by framing other rivals by victimizing ones'self. Imagine, the most evil of princesses hiring thugs to kidnap herself just to pin it on some other princess and frame her as an underhanded jealous bitch.

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It never fails that /tg/ repeats itself with "original" ideas.

Princess RPG brainstorming is so 2008, guys.

>>21241360
You say this as if it somehow diminishes the fun. Or are you one of those hipster types that poses as a geek to try and look edgy and "in the know" about arbitrary geek facts?

Ok, let's say that poofy sleeves have 5 HP, no sleeves+elbow length gloves have 3HP and +1 damage to slaps while at full. The arm slot has slap (1 damage), punch (2 damage, 2HP or lower) and rip (4 damage, only effects clothes, 0HP). I feel like this is difficult because it involves coming up with a ton of information at once without testing or feedback.

>>21241313
Framing is good. I don't think we saw any of that in the first thread. We did see sucking gifts out of suitors and then arranging for them to accidentally die, then using the mourning period to suck sympathy out of bystanders, though.

>>21241387
Not in the least. It's just interesting to watch the cycle repeat, with new residents pitching ideas that seem novel but have been voiced before.

>>21241532
So, should we make a card format first, and then test it, or what?

Um, fuck, I have like no talent at art. Anyone else want to hop on this?

Clothing slots (from >>21240358 ):
Hat: Tiara (3 cap)
Bodice: Whalebone Corset (5 cap)
Sleeves: poofy sleeves (5 cap), opera gloves (3 cap, +1 to slaps), knuckledusters (1 cap, +2 to slaps, costs 1 dignity to equip).
Skirt: Petticoats (3 cap, can equip another set of petticoats)
Shoes: slippers (1 cap), glass slippers (2 cap), riding boots (3 cap), spiky shoes (2 cap, +1 to kicks), steel toed boots (3 cap, +1 to kicks, cost 1 dignity to equip).

I think the proposed sleeves are a little tough for armor. By one each, I feel. Then again, I'm assuming the dignity pool would hold like, ten or fifteen tokens.

>>21241560
Nothing is novel. Everything has been done before.

Would "Action" cards go amiss? >>21241313 inspires me to say a card that lets you make another player pay for a card that you play would be appropriate.

>>21241734
I was thinking format, enough cards to test, test, add more cards based on improved sense of what works based on test. We may be nearly at step 3, though.

>The /tg/vidya princess manager option:
Monitoring the thread because I remain willing to do sound for this.

>>21241764
I think action cards are a fine idea. In fact, a lot of the special attacks mentioned (tea set to the face) seem to be things that should get discarded after use, rather than spammed once per turn.

Speaking of princesses, anyone else remember when the guy who made Wulfhammer was around posting the occasional teaser?

That little adventure game was neat.

>>21242930
Amazingly, the website is still updated.

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>be proper/gentlecess
>maximize status through strategic use of sitting on a balcony and sighing, having a crown for my crown, etc
>all of the suitors
>wait, if i marry any of you i am marrying down
>don't want to marry down
>sit in tower pouting
>at this point my status is snowballing and nothing can stop it
>kidnapped by evil wizard
>"i'm going to make you marry me!"
>consider options
>"yeah, ok"
>"wat"
>"yeah i'll marry you"
>big status loss for behaving improperly
>bigger status gain for indirect control of a billion skeletons and demons and enchanted items and castles with skulls on them

So I decided to run a game of what we've got so far on Super Princess Beatdown. I started out with a couple of princesses and a review of the attacks available.

Vanessa
Tiara - 3/3
Whalebone Corset - 5/5
Poofy Sleeves - 5/5
Petticoats - 3/3
Glass Slippers - 2/2
Dignity - 10/10

Ophelia
Tiara - 3/3
Whalebone Corset - 5/5
Opera Gloves - 3/3, +1 to slaps
Petticoats - 3/3
Glass Slippers - 2/2
Dignity - 10/10

Slap - no prereqs, 1 damage
Kick - 2 damage, skirt capacity<=1
Punch - sleeve capacity<=2, 2 damage
Rip - sleeve capacity=0, 4 damage to clothes only

TURN 1: Ophelia wins the roll-off to go first and slaps Vanessa for two damage using her opera gloves. Vanessa absorbs this damage on her poofy sleeves (now 3/5) and slaps Ophelia back. Ophelia takes it on her petticoats (2/3).

TURN 2: Ophelia goes for another slap, which Vanessa takes on her poofy sleeves again (1/5). Vanessa, like Ophelia, has nothing to do but slap, which Ophelia opts to take on her petticoats (1/3).

TURN 3: Ophelia slaps Vanessa, who opts to take the damage on her sleeves (0/5) and let the remainder spill onto her dignity (9/10). This frees up Vanessa's arms to use rip, which Ophelia absorbs using her petticoats (which are already at 1/3, so dropping them to 0/3 is fairly painless).

TURN 4: For variety, Ophelia kicks for the same amount of damage, destroying Vanessa's shoes (0/2). Vanessa rips Ophelia's shoes off, raising questions regarding whether you should be able to grab clothes and wield them as weapons/wear them (my inclination is maybe to the first and no to the second).

TURN 5: Ophelia slaps Vanessa's tiara (1/3). Vanessa rips off Ophelia's tiara, for balance.

TURN 6: Ophelia slaps Vanessa right in the petticoats (1/3). Vanessa rips Ophelia's whalebone corset nearly beyond recognition (1/5).

TURN 7: Ophelia slaps Vanessa's corset (3/5). Vanessa, knowing that using rip will just knock 1 point of damage off Ophelia's 1/5 corset, goes for the punch, causing 2 damage to her opera gloves (1/3).

TURN 8: Ophelia goes for another corset slap (1/5), while Vanessa uses another punch to destroy Ophelia's whalebone corset (0/5) and spill 1 damage onto her dignity (9/10).

TURN 9: Ophelia slaps Vanessa's… something. It hardly matters at this point, since she has three articles of clothing at 1/3. Vanessa lets her tiara get knocked off (1/3) and takes a damage point to her dignity. She then rips off Vanessa's opera gloves (causing me to realize that rip needs a clause that the defender can't take it on a destroyed clothing item).

TURN 10: Ophelia slaps off what is left of Vanessa's petticoats. Vanessa punches Ophelia for 2 dignity.

TURNS 11-15: Ophelia and Vanessa take turns slapping and punching each other until Vanessa runs out of dignity, with Ophelia hanging on by the teeth of the skin of her nails at 1/10.

Thoughts: 1 damage is not a lot, and 10 dignity is way too much -- it should get dropped to about 3. The game also needs some random big event cards, but that's so obvious it's hardly worth mentioning. It sort of worked as planned, kind of, which amazes me.

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>be pluckcess
>run away
>in town
>"ur a faget" --some douche
>"no u" --me
>"oh ya well meet me at the clock tower at noon" --douche
>"k" --me
>fighting duel
>win
>"PRINCESS AUTUMN OF MIRAGLIA HAS BEEN STRUCK DOWN"
>wat
>mfw i stabbed another princess disguised as a boy
>mfw spies later inform me that 75% of ruffians/adventurers are princesses disguised as boys

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>be propercess
>"you are cordially invited to attend a tea party"
>attend, dressed modestly
>three other 'cesses
>steer conversation to hats
>all three have impressive, ornate headwear
>the passive aggressiveness
>the borderline open insults re:hat options
>sip tea
>eat cake

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>cover self in shiny things
>by piling debt onto debt
>slowly fire all servants and sell all valuables save the ones clearly visible from the outside of my palace
>only delaying the inevitable
>"Where's my money, bitch?"
>not here, that's for sure
>debtor's prison
>"A FAIR MAIDEN IMPRISONED?!?!?!?! TO ARMS!"
>rescued by knight
>marry knight
>he's away 90% of the time doing quests or something
>i run this shit

>have a decent sized squad of maids to brush my hair and clean shit
>acquire knight bodyguard
>acquire no suitors
>fuck it, i'll just boost this guy's reputation until he's suitable, then marry him
>do this quest, knight
>ok, now this one
>now fight in this tournament
>knight gains reputation, i enjoy a reasonable amount of reputation runoff
>everything going perfectly
>SIR DERP HAS LEFT HIS POSITION AS BODYGUARD
>LADY DERP HAS LEFT HER POSITION AS MAID
>check profiles
>married
>to my fucking maid

All of that effort molding that idiot into something useful and I didn't even get to fire them. Jesus.

how about battle princesses? Instructed since she was 3?

yall some wimpy ass fags, Having son's is where it's at. No princesses in my kingdom.

>>21252760
So your men lay with other men, giving birth to assbabies?i'd no idea we shared a border to grecians!

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You know what game was freaking awesome? Princess Crown. Just sayin'

>>21251473
>boob armor
>1 million replies
I can see this, though. If the people in charge were maximum pluck, anyway.

Did another battle, with some revisions.

Vanessa
Tiara - 3/3
Whalebone Corset - 5/5
Knuckle Dusters - 1/1, +2 to slaps/punches, -1 dignity to equip
Petticoats - 3/3
Riding Boots - 3/3
Dignity - 2/3

Ophelia
Tiara - 3/3
Whalebone Corset - 5/5
Opera Gloves - 3/3, +1 to slaps
Petticoats - 3/3
Riding Boots - 3/3
Dignity - 3/3

Slap - no prereqs, 1 damage
Kick - 2 damage, skirt capacity<=1
Punch - sleeve capacity<=2, 2 damage
Rip - sleeve capacity=0, 4 damage to clothes only, cannot be defended against using a destroyed item

Turn 1: Ophelia wins the toss to go first and slaps Vanessa's Tiara down to 1/3 capacity. Vanessa, using her knuckle dusters, punches Ophelia in the corset, knocking it down to 1/5.

Turn 2: Ophelia slaps Vanessa's petticoats, knocking them down to 1/3. Vanessa punches Ophelia for 4 damage again, and because she has no articles of clothing at over 3 capacity, her dignity is taking a hit no matter what. Ophelia absorbs the hit with her petticoats (0/3).

Turn 3: Ophelia slaps Vanessa's riding boots down to 1/3. Vanessa punches Ophelia in the tiara, knocking it off (0/3) and spilling over 1 damage to her dignity (1/3).

Turn 4: Ophelia slaps Vanessa's corset down to 3/5. Vanessa punches Ophelia, and since Ophelia's highest capacity item is 3/3 and her dignity is at 1/3, and the punch does 4 damage, Vanessa wins.

Thoughts: Knocking down the dignity to a really low number was a good idea. Giving knuckle dusters +2 to punches was a bad idea, especially since the capacity on them is so low that they start out being able to punch. Also, it seems that rip is actually sort of useless.

>>21243461
>proper/gentle playthrough
>plucking my lute and tralalaing
>message queue full of marriage proposals
>don't even read 90% of them
>see a drop in proposals
>investigate, turns out princess from the next city over is sucking them all up
>bitch
>go to party with her in attendance with the goal of showing her up
>fan myself, twirl a little
>"You have received a marriage proposal"
>i don't give a shit
>"...from Princess Anastasia."
>she makes logical a case:
>1: we are by far the most high status people and marrying anyone else is beneath our station and
>2: our marriage would cement the alliance between our cities
>you raise a valid point, you attention stealing bitch
>get lesbian married
>she just wants to garden and knit doilies and is happy to hand over political shit for me to deal with
>eventually outlaw straight marriage just for shits
>nothing anyone can do

Early game is a small challenge, and the midgame hump is kind of hard to get over, but if you do the powerlevels become kind of ridiculous. Really needs some kind of check.

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>>21248367
>tea party
>bitch is mad because my hat is shinier than hers
>bitch: "oops"
>bitch knocks tea pourer thing onto me
>i have maxed dancing
>dodge
>tea gets on some other princess
>nibble cake daintily while everyone shouts and throws things
>go to separate, unrelated tea party the next day and shit talk them, princess high fives all around

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>kidnapped by antmans
>antmans you are so fucked when my bodyguard sir badass gets here
>sir badass is on his way
>kidnapped from antmans by troglodytes
>who take me in the opposite direction
>sir badass is on his way
>re-kidnapped by antmans

>be too shitty to have anything but the most minimal servant entourage
>acquire crazy hedge wizard
>use sewing to craft robes with stars and moons on it
>combine
>court wizard
>acquire murderhobo
>use sewing to craft flag
>combine
>legendary knight
>message: you have been invited to a party
>please bring your delightful wizard and knight
>fuck

So, do I just decline the invite, or can I pull this shit off?

>>21258652
Boring answer: decline, have them grind social skills by setting them to work with your classiest maid all the time until they're presentable.
Fun answer: Attend, don't prepare, spaghetti everywhere.

New battle. This time, I threw together a deck of cards (set, fuck yeah) representing various attacks, including the rare Tea Set To The Face. "1 attack per turn" becomes "play one card, discard one card, and take one card."

Vanessa
Tiara - 3/3
Whalebone Corset - 1/5
Knuckle Dusters - 1/1, +2 to slaps/punches, -1 dignity to equip
Petticoats - 1/3
Riding Boots - 1/3
Dignity - 2/3

Ophelia
Tiara - 0/3
Whalebone Corset - 1/5
Opera Gloves - 0/3, +1 to slaps
Petticoats - 0/3
Riding Boots - 0/3
Dignity - 1/3

Slap - no prereqs, 1 damage
Kick - 2 damage, skirt capacity<=1
Punch - sleeve capacity<=2, 2 damage
Rip - sleeve capacity=0, 4 damage to clothes only, cannot be defended against using a destroyed item
Tea Set To The Face - 3 damage, must be taken on hat slot, -1 dignity to play, return to the discard pile after playing

Turn 1: Vanessa goes first, slapping Ophelia's riding boots (0/3), discarding a rip, of which she had 3, and drawing a kick. Ophelia slaps back, hitting Vanessa's petticoats for 2 (1/3) discards a kick and immediately draws a new one.

Turn 2: Vanessa slaps Ophelia's hat off (tiara 0/3), discards a kick, and draws a punch, tipping things slightly in her favor. Ophelia responds with a slap that badly damages Vanessa's petticoats (1/3), discards a kick, and draws the holy grail that is Tea Set To The Face.

Turn 3: Vanessa punches Ophelia for 4 (Whalebone Corset 1/5), discards a rip, and draws another punch. At this point, she should know that Ophelia has TSTTF. Ophelia saves her big guns for later and does another slap, knocking Vanessa's riding boots down to 1/3.

Turn 4: Vanessa punches Ophelia for 4 (petticoats 0/3, dignity 2/3), discards a punch, and draws a slap. Ophelia slaps Vanessa, who takes it on the corset (3/5).

Turn 5: Vanessa punches Ophelia for 4. Ophelia has to take it on her opera gloves (0/3, dignity 1/3) to avoid defeat. Since her slaps now only do one damage, and she is out of petticoats, Ophelia kicks Vanessa in the corset (1/5).

Turn 6: Vanessa continues to spam punch, and Ophelia has nothing to absorb 4 points of damage, so she is KOed.

Thoughts: I thought it would be a bad idea, but the way things got repetitive makes me think I'm all for discarding cards after they're played and taking out the step of discarding a card per turn. It seems like the game works, it just needs a ton of goofy cards in addition to the attacks.

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>"wizard, make me a wand of lightning bolts"
>"ok"
>have wand of lightning bolts
>"haha, now i can kidna"
>bzzt
>loot goblin
>"come with me or i will eat you ali"
>bzzt
>loot dragon
>"your pitiful guards are slain and now you will come with m"
>bzzt
>maid wanders in halfway through, sees everything
>choice between taking a huge hit to my proper or paying her off forever
>pay her off forever
>still loot skeleton king

There's always fucking something.

>>21262457
>maid wanders in halfway through, sees everything
>choice between taking a huge hit to my proper or paying her off forever
>...
>bzzt
FIFY

>>21262645
God dammit. Well, there's always next time.

> it just needs a ton of goofy cards in addition to the attacks.
>a ton of goofy cards in addition
>goofy cards
Bumping because I want suggestions for these, but I'm going to bed and don't want to have to make a new thread in the morning.

>>21264265
I dunno how to do it, but crying needs to be a useful defensive option.

Vanessa and Ophelia are such princess names.

>>21270539
Why do they keep fighting again and again? Where are they getting all of these replacement clothes? Great mysteries of the world.

>Why do they keep fighting again and again?
Princesses.
>Where are they getting all of these replacement clothes?
Princesses.

Done.

>plan tea party for february 23rd
>send out invitations to everyone local who matters
>figure a few will show up
>receive message
>"You have been invited to a grand ball!"
>grand ball is scheduled for february 23rd
>go to tea party
>it's just me and framsby the butler chilling in the garden eating snacks
>alone
>fucking bitch intentionally ruined my tea party

New battle, with cards discarded after use to promote variety.

Vanessa
Tiara - 3/3
Whalebone Corset - 5/5
Knuckle Dusters - 1/1, +2 to slaps/punches, -1 dignity to equip
Petticoats - 3/3
Riding Boots - 3/3
Dignity - 3/3

Ophelia
Tiara - 3/3
Whalebone Corset - 5/5
Opera Gloves - 3/3, +1 to slaps
Petticoats - 3/3
Riding Boots - 3/3
Dignity - 3/3

Slap - no prereqs, 1 damage
Kick - 2 damage, skirt capacity<=1
Punch - sleeve capacity<=2, 2 damage
Rip - sleeve capacity=0, 4 damage to clothes only, cannot be defended against using a destroyed item
Tea Set To The Face - 3 damage, must be taken on hat slot, -1 dignity to play, return to the discard pile after playing

Turn 1: Ophelia wins the toss to go first, and uses her one slap, which Vanessa takes on her petticoats (1/3). Vanessa retorts with a kick using her freed up legs, which knocks Ophelia's petticoats down to 1/3. Side note: Vanessa's opening hand contains Tea Set To The Face.

Turn 2: Ophelia only has punches and kicks in her hand, and her sleeves are too intact to allow punches. Therefore, she kicks (and draws a slap). Vanessa takes it on the riding boots (1/3) and responds with a +2 slap right in the riding boots (0/3).

Turn 3: Ophelia uses the slap she drew last round to knock Vanessa's corset down to 3/5. Vanessa responds by kicking her opponent in the opera gloves (1/3), which Ophelia desperately needs to get rid of, since her hand is filling up with punches.

Turn 4: Ophelia punches Vanessa's tiara down to 1/3 capacity. Vanessa, in turn, responds with a slap (her only playable, non-TSTTF card) that reduces Ophelia's corset to 2/5.

Turn 5: Ophelia kicks Vanessa's corset down to 1/5. Vanessa fires back with a kick that destroys her opponent's corset.

Turn 6: Ophelia kicks once again, knocking Vanessa's tiara off and hitting her dignity down to 1/3 (making TSTTF unusable). Vanessa responds by kicking, an attack that puts Ophelia's tiara at 1/3.

Turn 7: Ophelia kicks, and Vanessa doesn't have enough functional clothing to survive.

Thoughts: Discarding cards after playing them made things work a lot better. A dodge card that required a low amount of skirts wouldn't be out of place. Vanessa's big advantage with the 4 damage punches was negated rather a lot by the new, more random system. Not sure if that's entirely good or bad.

>>21254748
And so began the second dynasty of the Glorious Lesbian Empire.

>>21273574
So who decides which article of clothing takes damage?
I think having it be the attacker makes more sense fluff-wise, but the defender makes much more sense game-wise.

>>21274056
Right now it's the defender. I think cards that allow called shots are a good thing to have more of (right now TSTTF is an automatic hit to the hat).

Added some special cards.

Vanessa
Tiara - 3/3
Whalebone Corset - 5/5
Knuckle Dusters - 1/1, +2 to slaps/punches, -1 dignity to equip
Petticoats - 3/3
Riding Boots - 3/3
Dignity - 3/3

Ophelia
Tiara - 3/3
Whalebone Corset - 5/5
Opera Gloves - 3/3, +1 to slaps
Petticoats - 3/3
Riding Boots - 3/3
Dignity - 3/3

Slap - no prereqs, 1 damage
Kick - 2 damage, skirt capacity<=1
Punch - sleeve capacity<=2, 2 damage
Rip - sleeve capacity=0, 4 damage to clothes only, cannot be defended against using a destroyed item
Tea Set To The Face - 3 damage, must be taken on hat slot, -1 dignity to play, return to the discard pile after playing
Dodge - Ignore an attack (played out of turn, requires dress capacity<2)
Taunt - Reduce both players' dignity by 1.

Turn 1: Vanessa goes first and has no legal moves. This is the first time this situation has come up, so I decided that she plays a card with no effect, and then gets a new one. For variety, Ophelia opens with TSTTF, knocking her own dignity down to 2/3 and destroying Vanessa's hat.

Turn 2: Vanessa has exactly one legal move, which is taunting. Both princesses now have dignity at 1/3. Ophelia's single available move is slapping, which Vanessa takes on her corset (3/5).

Turn 3: Vanessa punches Ophelia's corset down to 1/5. Ophelia can only slap, and has no slaps, so she discards a kick.

Turn 4: Vanessa delivers a +2 slap to Ophelia's petticoats. Ophelia responds with a second TSTTF, which Vanessa dodges (not dodging would have her take the entire thing on her dignity).

Turn 5: Vanessa pulls off another +2 slap, this time absorbed by Ophelia's now-destroyed opera gloves. Ophelia fires back with a rip, taking out Vanessa's petticoats.

Turn 6: Vanessa's slaps hit harder than her kicks and she keeps drawing them, so no reason to fuck around. Ophelia's riding boots take the hit and go down to 0/3. Ophelia kicks Vanessa's corset down to 3/5.

Turn 7: Vanessa, holding all of the special cards, hits Ophelia with TSTTF. Ophelia rips Vanessa's boots off.

Turn 8: Vanessa superslaps Ophelia, who can only take it on her corset (2/5) to avoid a dignity hit. Ophelia counters with a rip, which Vanessa dodges.

Turn 9: Vanessa kicks, rendering the last of Ophelia's clothing non-functional. Ophelia punches some damage into Vanessa's corset.

Turn 10: Vanessa wins by TSTTF for style points.

Thoughts: Game took forever on account of those wasted turns at the beginning. Usually turn 1 is spent knocking off harmful clothing to speed shit up. Also, special cards help, I think. Drawing could stand to have some more strategy; perhaps a choice between one face up card and drawing from the face down pile, or something.

>>21273975
My personal favorite dynasty. First and third were crap.

>>21275523
Christ man, you just keep coming back.

Though I do have a question, couldn't Vanessa have slapped first turn? Maybe I'm just reading the theoretical rules wrong.

>>21278000
The cards they hold in their hands determine what attacks they have; there's a slap card, a kick card, a punch card, etc. I didn't list the hands every round because it would take forever. If I remember right Vanessa had, like, three rips and two kicks.

>>21278090
Seems like useless cards would pile up pretty quickly.

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>mfw maid is prettier than me

>>21284389
What's that from?

>>21286562
Got it from here, via gis for "mad princess"
http://www.twonewthings.com/100_world_story/

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>>21252760
>>21252808

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>>21286709
2/2

/cgl/ might be up helping us out with this. There isn't anything bitchy they don't know about!

>>21286738
Thread greentexts indicate that we are pretty good at being bitchy. Can /cgl/ seriously top this shit (and if so, can they stop for long enough to be helpful)?

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>battle princess
>teased by other princesses because armor skirts are insufficiently lovely
>no friends
>goblin invasion
>leading a pile of our dudes
>have to choose between defending point of strategic importance and rescuing previously mentioned princess
>mfw

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>>21288023
If this were an after-school special, you'd have rescued them anyway, and they would have all loved you for it.

I get the feeling that's not quite what happened.

>>21288237
They got rescued eventually once I was finished having my pick of the princes who were all in the army fighting goblins and defeating the goblin menace.

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>mfw hosting dinner party on the day of the grand ball
>mfw more people come to my dinner party

>>21291004
Snow White looks blazed out of her mind, and Cinderella feels off. I think it's the teeth.

>>21291041
It's not an easy pose; let's be fair.

>>21291004
I love how neither of the two blondes are natural blondes. Also the one in pink is a man.

>>21291091
This raises an important question: Trapcesses: do they get different stats.

>>21291113
+4 str?

>>21291132
I was tempted, but I feel like the average trap is pretty scrawny.

>>21291149
It has to be hard to tell to be a trap. It goes without saying, though, that the political ramifications would be massive if the secret gets out. Same with a girl masquerading as a prince.

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What.
The.
Fuck.
Good show, chaps.

>>21291172
>trapcess
>don't want to stay in my room embroidering all day when there is an exciting world outside
>disguise self as boy
>sneak out
>get caught
>"That's not a boy, that's the princess!"
>wave dong at them
>"Oh, never mind, it's a boy, carry on."
>Adventure!

>>21280961
Perhaps allow the option for a mulligan, at the expense of having one fewer card? Really causes one to question if the mulligan is worth it or not, due to the fact that it lowers your ability to hold onto cards for later.

Also, how did Ophelia do that second TSTTF when that would of knocked her to zero dignity?

>>21291808
Yeah, I was thinking about allowing a mulligan as an alternative to playing a card, actually.

Oh, suppose that was an error and thus a double-KO.

>>21291199
>trapcess
>behave properly
>be pretty
>marriage proposal from handsome prince
>married
>wedding night
>ohgodohgodohgod
>prince is princess disguised as boy
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.info

>>21292897
And so begins the third dynasty?

>>21292958
I'm pretty sure trap and reverse trap is heterosex, so no.

>>21293012
Well poo.

>>21291004
Cinderella looks like a nigger, no wonder stepmother wanted her to be a working slave.

>>21294598
Cinderella is a nigger, Snow White is a dude, they're both fake blondes, Belle has shitty guido tan-lines around her eyes, and all three are at least 35 years old (Belle looks oldest, by a wide margin). Why do rich heirs want to marry these bitches again?

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>>21294639

>>21294663
Sorry Littlefoot, but i don't want to fuck you either. How about we just stay friends?

>>21294639
They upped their rep to 90% trough exploits

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>>21294682
Well, that is enough internet for today.

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>>21294716
Nonsense!
There is never enough internet!

>>21294716
0/10 still wouldn't fuck.
>>21294735
Let's see, she was 14, but that was 1999, so now she's 26. Factor in the powers, and as long as she didn't get fat in the meantime, she's probably a 10/10.

>Why do rich heirs want to marry these bitches again?

>Cinderella
Comes with ladywizards.

>Snow White
Comes with a share of a dorf mine, and they're human, so they don't even have steel.

>Aurora
I dunno. Animal friends?

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>>21292897
I think I've heard this one before.

>>21295962
No crying in my version.

>>21294639
The one on the right is Aurora (Sleeping Beauty), not Belle.

>>21297331
When I said Belle, I meant the middle one. I now know that I actually fucked up the names completely and should have just stuck to, "The pink one," and, "The one with her natural hair color."

>>21297827
>not keeping track of princess names
>do_you_even_tea_party.jpg

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>>21298265
I can't into Disney.

>trapcess
>go to visit foreign lands
>actually create a new knight identity, sir anon
>sir anon becomes famous for killing the fuck out of skeletons and rescuing bitches
>too famous
>well, that was fun, time to go home
>get home
>parents attempting to set me up with sir anon

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>not posting the laserest of princesses

>>21299393

>uses a homebrew stat

pleb

>>21299409
>not having so much dakka you need third stat for it

>>21299409
You didn't complain when I rolled Comeliness for my princess!

Just wanted to say that I'm hard at work on the rules-light rpg, and I expect to have the pdf done for tomorrow, or Sunday at the latest. If this thread isn't around when it's ready I'll make a new one.

>>21302660
Oh god, a thing is happening! Hooray!

>>21302728

I'm working on it right now, but I'd be willing to answer a few questions while I wait for the kettle, if you're interested.

>>21302760
I debated asking every possible question but I'd actually just rather see the pdf you eventually post at whatever date you post it.

>>21302789

Fair enough. Back to it, then.

>>21299463

>implying Dakka wouldn't be the the left side of Lasers, since it's based on bullet fire

Seriously, who thought Lasers/No Lasers made sense. Dakka vs. Lasers makes far more sense.

Here you go, guys. Sorry I couldn't upload the pdf straight to the thread, captcha has been fucking me over lately.

http://www.mediafire.com/view/?6duw2f8q6y240vp

>>21305335
Pretty clever. There's a lot of math involved about a game of princesses. I mean, 1/4 your Reputation?

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>>21306063
>a lot of math
>basic division
wat.

>>21306195
What system do you know uses "divide by 4" as a computation?

>>21306237

You're dividing, at maximum, twelve by four, for a value of three. It's not calculus.

Which, hold on, is not mentioned. Ah, fuck. I have work shortly, but expect an errata'd version I guess late today or tomorrow.

>>21305335
Ok, so who is enough of a badass to run a game of this.

>>21309983
I might be wiling to run it later, but I've never really GMed before, so hopefully it doesn't all go to shit.

>>21275533
Could we also get a rulesset/ pdf for this?

>>21312297
>willing
My keyboard sucks ass.

>Could we also get a rulesset/ pdf for this?
I haven't bothered really compiling the rules because it's such a work in progress. I'll get to work on that right away.

>>21305335
Just doing some proofreading here:
Page 4
>On any roll for which you employ one Demeanor trait that is at its maximum
value, you dice that land on four are also counted successes.
"You," should probably be "your."

Page 5
>The only staff this formula does not apply to is the Champion,
"Staff" is plural (kind of, it's weird); that should be "staff member."

You use the possessive form "princess'" throughout; that's technically correct, but the form "princess's" is considered much more proper, if that's what you want.

Your font choice makes it very hard to tell the difference between commas and periods.

>>21312544
>>On any roll for which you employ one Demeanor trait that is at its maximum
>value, you dice that land on four are also counted successes.
>"You," should probably be "your."
I mean the "you" before "dice," just to clarify.

>>21309983

I'm horrendously busy right now or I'd do it. Honestly, I shouldn't even be on 4chan

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>>21312410
...aaaaand done. I feel like that should have taken more words. If someone could proofread/check for missing information that would be nice.

>>21312713
Looks good, but I would probably end the lines before the card lists with colons instead of periods.

>>21313086
Thanks, fixed.

I've just gotten home, but I don't have anywhere to be tomorrow, so The errata'd version will be up sometime tonight.

>>21312544
Cheers for the grammar. I'll see what I can do about the comma/period problem.

I've already got a princess character sheet I intend to throw in, and I plan to make one for Champions as well.

I'll probably end up doing all the 1/4, 1/2 math for you and throw it into another table somewhere.

Is there anything else we'd like to see?

>>21316986
Well, keeping track in a chart isn't much better. They'll just figure out it's 1/4 of whatever number you're dividing. I was just thrown off by the math itself. It'll probably just take some practice.

Maybe a testrun is in order. A sample character sheet, too.

Here's the new version.

http://www.mediafire.com/view/?oy685wzx84rs58k

I've fixed the grammatical errors that were pointed out, and made commas more easily distinguished from periods.

I've added a blank character sheet, and a blank Champion sheet.

I've clarified a number of rules in the Champions section.

Sorry for the delay, I had to take care of some family stuff.

>>21318995

I'm throwing on a name now just for simplicity's sake, and I would like to note that a trial-run would be an excellent idea. I've never GM'd a game over the internet before, however, and should probably not be left in charge of testing.

>>21319043
We won't need much more than IRC to do it.

>>21319659
I suppose I could be persuaded to try running it, then, if we had a couple of players. I have little experience with IRC but I understand it's fairly easy to get into.

Tomorrow I have guests all day, but Monday is open. Is anyone game?

>>21319742
I'm in.

>>21320015
Excellent. I'm thinking maximum three or four players for a first test. We'll see who's interested by Sunday evening, and then we can work out a time for Monday.