>>21238483

Being trapped in an elevator with a crazed, malevolent cosmic horror, you think, is one of them.

One who is crying, laughing, giggling and sobbing - all at the same time, her voice fractured into multiple tongues. The sweet, cloying scent of corruption that once tinged the air with her presence now overpowering, a thick choking miasma of ripe carrion. Even without turning around, you know that she is not bearing her usual cheerful, madly-happy facade - another mask, maybe, or perhaps her true face all long.

Dimly you could feel your heart pounding. Much too quickly for it to be just mere adrenalin, much too painfully for it to be just mere fear.

A shadow of a thought passes briefly across your mind - one that tells you that you should probably be alarmed at how much it hurts how to even breathe.

That you should probably be concerned at how each palpable heartbeat is roaring in your ears, making your very vision tremble like the disturbed surface of a placid lake.

It tells you that you should probably be scared about how your mouth seems to be filled with your own blood, the sour tang of it stinging your tongue.

The thought, of course, is overriden with just the faintest bit of amusement.

Making the Magical Girl equivalent of Satan angry apparently feels like a fatal heart attack.

[1/2]

>>21238491

Another thing you should probably be worrying about is how...well, how your Shield somehow isn't working as it should.

You've stopped time, that much you're sure of. You know how it works. All the color in the world suddenly melts away, replaced by a dull cast-iron gray. Everything, as it is, should be frozen in place.

Why, then, does it feel like the elevator is still moving? Add to that, why is the floor number display flashing erratically, counting down, then counting up again?

"Homura-chan, look at me." Pinky says, the strange name twisted into a feral growl, as if she was snarling through sharpened teeth - her warm breath tickling the back of your neck. "Turn around. Tell me how much you hate me. Tell me how little you care for me. " It's then that she roars, anger, hate and sadness turning her words into little less than a beast's rabid howling, the elevator trembling at her rage.

"TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME! TELL ME HOW YOU'VE FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING EVEN THOUGH YOU PROMISED NOT TO!"

What do you do?

>>21238500
I don't understand what you are talking about

>>21238500
Turn around. Apologize.

>>21238520
Do add some turning action to this.

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>>21238500
DON'T turn around. Apologize.

Offer hugs

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Hello extremely

It begins.

>>21238500

Apologize then turn around. A degree of panic would not be misplaced.

>>21238500
Turn around.
"But I'm not Homura Akemi; you said so yourself."

>>21238500
Turn around, offer explanation.
"I don't hate you, i just don't understand. I did forget, but i'm trying to remember now.

I didn't mean to hurt you."

>>21238559

... What exactly are you suggesting we do, anon?

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I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!

Do as she says before she kills usbout out of spite!

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>>21238567
>>21238563
>>21238533
>>21238539
Why do you want to face an eldritch abomination on her period?

>>21238500

Damn, we could really die here.

"I'm sorry, it looks like I am not the real Homura-chan" Pause "Madoka Kaname"

We should say her real name! The first part is not important as she called herself Madoka already but the last name is!

>>21238500
Turn around. "I don't know. I'm sorry."

>>21238602
Because she is very angry, and maybe if we do what she says, we get to keep *some* of our limbs?

>>21238602

Because I would prefer not to see my heart explode forth from my chest, followed by a gloved hand. At least this way we can see it coming.

>>21238610

And before I get accused of metagaming, her full name was a contact on our phone.

>>21238641
And she said it on the plane.

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>>21238483
>>21238491
>>21238500

Turn around. Prepare for Inevitable SANcheck.

>>21238610
Yeah, lets just say something like that.

>>21238652

The 'Madoka' part, but not the 'Kaname' part. Her family name is new information.

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>>21238602
fixed your pic

>>21238673
But the eyes are still wrong.

>>21238483
>>21238491
>>21238500

Also:

THIS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzOPJ8Kbxb8&feature=relmfu

>>21238500
Turn around, examine her. Don't apologize don't say a word.

>>21238654
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

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Let's do what the nice eldritch abomination says for now.

If I can't even remember my own name, How m I supposed to remember whether or not I hate you?

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>>21238721
better?

[x] turn around kiss pinky say sorry

>>21238769

Much.

>>21238769
Quite!

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>>21238753

Yes! Yes! Yet us *play* many *games* together. We are *happy campers!*

>>21238500
Turn around. Blessed Lady protects, we'll be...wait.

Crap.

may as well turn around. disobeying the satan-witch is probably a bad idea

>>21238491
>>21238500
"What does it matter? We both died a long time ago.

..Do you cling to me that much because you are afraid to let it go, Madoka?"

[x] ask how to fix it, being emotional she may say more then she means?

>>21238567
"But then, you're not Madoka Kaname any more either, are you?

... I suppose that doesn't matter."

Then hit the emergency stop, if the elevator has one.

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>>21238867

Well from the opening post, it appears that we are skipping back and forth through time rather then stopping.

I don't really mind what we do, but we must say the full name. How long as it been since Godoka/Faust was called by her real name?

>>21238500
Turn around. "What's going on?"

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>>21238745

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>>21238915

No wait, found the real pic I was looking for.

>>21238831
This bad end, pls.

>>21238654
That pic never shows up for me
I still just see the laughing girl

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>>21238932
>Magical Girl Xenomorph

Oh come on, b-dont do it, Boner! Mind over matter! MIND OVER MATTER! MIND OVER MATTER!

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>>21238932
>xenomorph queen

>>21238984
I'm fairly sure that isn't actually possible. The pixels don't work that way.

The only thing that could be different is you could see the actual image in the thumbnail view if your browser's sampling algorithm is less retarded.

Or, to put it another way... pics or it didn't happen.

>>21239030
Fucked if I know
Safari for iPad just doesn't show the picture

>>21239030
>>21239053

I checked it on my iphone.
It shows me some sort of weird superposition.
Otherwise it 'works' fine on my computer

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>>21239005

>xenomorph WITCH

>>21239091
Mobile apps are weird.

>>21239097
Noooo, don't worry, it's just a Magical Xenomorph! Madokami will purify it before we have to deal with xenomorph witches.

>>21239107

Not if she has turned into Faust.

>>21239097
But how would it really be different than normal?

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Made it to one semi early? neato.

ANYWAY I SUGGEST WE EAT THE NEAREST MAGICAL GIRL, BARRING OURSELVES.

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>>21239107
>magical xenomorph
>logically, this means magical chryssalids as well
and magical tentaculauts

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>>21239114

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>>21239114
...

Jesus christ, how horrifying. Abandon universe!

>>21239124

It would be just like a normal xenomorph, except with access to shaping combat. And the ability to create little mini-xenomorphs at will. And mind control powers.

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>>21239138

>>21239175
Fucking chryssalids.

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>>21239138
>magical chryssalids

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>>21239138
I counter with magical X-Com.

hang on, why isn't this a game yet?

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>>21239228

M-COM!

>>21239228

>X-com mod with coobies instead of cryssalids
>make magical girls instead of zombehs

heh, I'll get on it, does anybody have a good 3d QB with rigging?

>>21239253
Puella Magi X-COM Magica?

Firaxis needs to get a mod API out ASAP so this can be done.

Is It to late for voting to snap at her?

We need to take the victim status to ourselves

She is unable to reconcile the witch side of herself and the side that loves us. Assuming that we did do the timeline thing for a while before forgetting because it was too painful or something. And the whole faust part, makes it confusing.

>>21239273
Wait, Witches should be the Chryssalids.

They should have Incubators stand in for Ethereals.

>>21238500
Hey, you're the one that friend-zoned me

>>21239309

I suppose its like that, remember in the last thrend that one voice was sobbing and the other was laughing.

I wonder if Deculture has drawn Faust in her Eldritch Abomination form or if he is going to leave it to our imagination

>>21239273

... Give me a couple of days.

I'm shit at texturing though, so someone else paint that. I can probably have you the unwrap for the next thread.

>>21239280

Things are pretty jacked up right now, but I think this could be a good opportunity to get some information from Faustdoka and possibly improve our standing. She's hella pissed right now, but we may be as much as a victim in this as she is.

She keeps screaming at us, but she's the one forcing corruptive items on us that threaten to drive Chiaki insane and kill everything that she holds dear, all the while saying that all of this was done for her sake. Well, caring is a two-way street; you can't just inflict all of these destructive items (and the dangerous situations that go along with it) on a person and expect them to thank/love/trust you for it. Claiming to do this to make said person better for it or because you love/care for them only makes it infinitely worse. If Madoka genuinely cares and wants to to help out Homura/Chiaki and WANTS Homura/Chiaki to reciprocate her feelings, she's either going to have to contribute a sincere act of contrition or give her some sincere aid. Otherwise she's just making rationalizations for her bastardly behavior.

Like Zoom and the Flash. Zoom did all this crazy batshit heart-rending stuff to the Flash in some crazed attempt to make him a better hero, but the Flash sure didn't appreciate it. And Zoom came out of it looking like a right bastard for it.

>>21238641
Not to mention she called herself Madoka on the plane

>>21239325
as much of a burn as that would be, we don't technically know that

>>21239351
Zoom a shit

>>21239351
>>21239353
>>21239332
>>21239280

I think we should also take a step back and consider the reason WHY it feels like a heart attack when she is upset.

Is her pain psionicly/magically projected onto others?

Do our heart and feelings still remember and care for her even if we don't remember her and what we're feeling is just... immense sadness?

>>21239351

>girls
>logic

pick ONE

>>21239332
>I wonder if Deculture has drawn Faust in her Eldritch Abomination form or if he is going to leave it to our imagination
Well, he did say he was working on a number of illustrations for this part of the quest, so it is possible.

>>21238831 >>21238867 >>21238915

You turn around, and come face-to-face with your death moments before she takes you.

It only takes one single hearbeat for a delicately-gloved hand, fingers sheathed in delicate silk, to spear right into your chest.

You dimly something creak and strain somewhere inside your chest for a brief moment before snapping loudly, crunchily, and it's with stark amusement that you realize that she'd actually punched right through your ribcage, the protective breastplate smashed through with contemptuous ease. An involuntary cough, a brief spasm of your lungs, and you feel blood stringing down the corners of your lips, trickling down your chin.

You close your eyes as you feel fingers - claws - curl around your heart.

Strange, really. It hurts less than you remember. It doesn't hurt at all.

You open your eyes again - your vision dimming slightly - and you blink again as you see Pinky as you've never seen her before.

In a beautiful white dress, splattered gruesomely with your own blood. Her eyes no longer the familiar, almost comforting black - now a warm amber, if tinged with a tearful sadness that you know has no place there. Her lower lip trembling, flinching as another cough sends a spray of crimson onto her dress again, some of the misted droplets staining her own face.

[1/2]

>>21239389
or just

>clearly insane
>really really insane
>logic

Oh Pinky, I KNEW you'd capture Chiaki's heart someday!

>>21239398
yeah... id definitely tap dat. the black eyes are a bit creepy
>die

>>21239398
Who's ready for another bout of amnesia? We Ayanami now.

>>21239398

... BAD END

>>21239431
As we proved once before, it takes more than this to kill us.

It is looking like we're going to have a nice involuntary nap, though.

>>21239398
So now we play as Luig- I mean, Midori?

>>21239398

"I-I'm sorry, Homura-chan," Pinky murmurs, her voice pure, clean, without malice or anger - only regret. "I can't be brought back. You have to accept that. I can't let you destroy everything." She chokes back a sob, hiccuping instead. "P-please forgive me. I didn't want to do this."

You are barely able to mouth your surprise and confusion at this before she tears your heart right out from your chest. A fleshy ripping sound echoing in your ears as flesh and viscera rip away in the same movement.

The last thought that burns in your mind as you feel yourself crumple to the floor would have made you laugh - if you had any air left in your tortured lungs, at least.

Man, having amnesia is really dildos.

You open your eyes after what seems to be an interminable amount of time, and immediately shut them again. The glare of an overhead lamp - or a series of lamps - aimed directly at your face forcing you to do so.

"Ah!" A familiar voice, hushed yet tingling with amusement, exclaims from somewhere above you. "Murderface graces us with her consciousness. I was beginning to think we would not be needing anesthesia."

Anesthesia...? But you were at the elevator. That you can remember. Clear as day. The message, the diary entry, Pinky coming around -- everything. You even transformed and went out to investigate. What's going on?

[2/3]

>>21239431

It's not bad end yet, our soul gem is okay and organs grow back. But this might make our already-scheduled month a good deal longer, since we have to get over being dead first.

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>>21239398
>>21239431

>>21239425
>>21239431

Now wait a minute...ripped-out heart <> DEAD! Chiaki Matsuda is a magical girl: he doesn't die until her Soul Gem is destroyed.

But...that's still gonna hurt.

In b4 we wake up in the normal world, in front of Warhammernacht's chamber.

>>21239461
>"Ah!" A familiar voice, hushed yet tingling with amusement, exclaims from somewhere above you. "Murderface graces us with her consciousness. I was beginning to think we would not be needing anesthesia."
Sounds like Kharn

>>21239461
have we already been under for a month?

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>>21239398

Well, shit.

>>21239461
That's convenient.

>>21239461

>[x] Update our journal.

>>21239461

It was all a nightmare? Or Kharn found Chiaki in the elevator? I'm thinking the former. Pinky induced a nightmare out of jealousy towards all the attention shown to Midori.

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>>21239398
>>21239398
>>21239461

>About to finally get some Exposition
>Pinky kills us

Well, fuck you too, bitch!

>>21239461

You creak one eye open, slowly. The lamp overhead seems to be obscured by a dark shape - one that resolves into the smiling face of Valnikov Kharn, looking down at you. You blink slightly at the strange orientation, before you realize that you're lying down, flat on your back - and your arms and legs secured to whatever it was you're lying on, in gold-plated manacles. Disturbingly, three miniguns are jutting down and out of the ceiling, the mouths of their clustered barrels aimed directly at you.

"There, there, comrade. Don't struggle too much." Your former partner's dulcet tones are comforting. "Your bonds, they are not too tight, yes? I calibrated them personally." She glances to the side, and you try to follow her line of sight - when you realize that you cannot even turn your head, clamps at either side of your face keeping you facing forward. "Ah, Souji, please be making sure this is a private procedure, please? We do not want Misaka or Midori stumbling into the chamber. This is very delicate."

A grumble of assent, and Kharn returns once more to your limited field of vision. "Ah, there we go. You know, you scared us, earlier. We found you unconscious in the elevator. Where were you planning on going? Or are you sleepwalking now, Murderface?"

How do you react?

[]Ask about how you were found.
[]Ask about how the miniguns aimed at your poor, defenseless form.
[]Demand to be let go.

>>21239537
I have no fucking clue. I vaguely remember a pink haired cunt punching my heart through my ribcage but that's all

>>21239537

[X] Ask about how you were found.

Time to find out if Pinky literally stealing Chiaki's heart was real or just a nightmare.

>>21239537
How we were found. I think we can assume this may be the... procedure.

Unless we want to indulge in some histrionics, we did just have our ripped out.

>>21239537
Guns why please?

>>21239537
>[]Demand to be let go.
haha, too cocky

>[x]Ask about how you were found.

>>21239537

[x]What the fuck miniguns.
[x]Ask about how you were found.

In that order.

>>21239480
Remember, regenerating a body costs magic, which puts stress on the Gem.
After a point, there simply isn't enough magic left, and unless a Grief Seed is used, the Gem cracks.

That's why the military encourages .50 HEAPI to combat Magical Girls. Even if a direct shot at the Gem is impossible, a shot with these guarantees incapacitation, and successive shots death.

>>21239537

[]Ask about how you were found.
[]Ask about how the miniguns aimed at your poor, defenseless form.

>are we still going through with it or are we at critical paranoia?

so, either Pinky made us think she killed us or we different timeline now.

>>21239537
>[X]Ask about how you were found.
>[-]Ask about how the miniguns aimed at your poor, defenseless form.
I think we know. No need to ask.
>[-]Demand to be let go.
Let's stay polite, shall we?

>>21239537
[x]Roll for Bluff/Half-Truth: "This Procedure will achieve nothing, Kharn. Malal told me. "

>>21239537
I doubt they'll allow us to get up. She personally calibrated it to our standards, so ask how we were found and why do we have miniguns aimed at our poor defenseless selves.

>>21239537
>gold-plated manacles
This day just gets better!

>[x]Ask about how the miniguns aimed at your poor, defenseless form.
then
>[x]Ask about how you were found.
"I know this is an odd question, but... am i missing any organs?"

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>>21239537
[x]Ask about how the miniguns aimed at your poor, defenseless form.

This seems most pertinent at the current moment.

>>21239537
[x]What the fuck miniguns. I thought we were cool.
[x]Ask about how we were found.

In that order, yes.

[x] Why the Miniguns?
Am I that dangerous to you?

>>21239537
>[x]Ask about how you were found.

>[x]Ask about how the miniguns aimed at your poor, defenseless form.

Couldn't sleep. Tried to find something to drink.

>>21239537
Act dramatic
>Kharn. Kharn! I can't feel my legs, Kharn oh god, It's cold. I know Kharn. I don't have legs anymore

Well back in thrend two, Kyoko told us that we started screaming strange things when pinky took her place.

So perhaps we were wondering around berserk in the lift

Why ask how we were found? It's obvious the elevator has cameras.

>>21239537

uh.... guns? guns please, and what the fucking christ just happened and where are we?

>>21239537

[]can we get a few of those? they look useful.

>>21239637
I want to hear Kharn tell us this herself!

>>21239537
[X] What the fuck, miniguns?
[X] How was I found?

>>21239537

>[x]"I suppose the procedure involves the thing that is hidden under the base?"

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>>21239573
>>21239578
>>21239581
>>21239582
>>21239597
>>21239599
>Asking about the Miniguns

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT?! We are chaned up, already. Its not that hard to figure out!

"Gee, Mr. Goldfinger, what are you going to do with that giant laser pointing at my crotch!"

You went full retard.

Let's not leave this to misunderstanding. Ask her if they found us with our heart torn out of our chest.

>>21239666
could be a precaution for the procedure

>>21239666
Eeexcept this is a place where we are supposed to be surrounded by friendlies. It would be more like asking Q what he's going to do with the giant laser pointed at your crotch.

>>21239666
Yes, but if we ask her, then she might tell us *why* we're dangerous, which could be interesting or revealing.

>>21239672
Thank You, Captain Obvious.The Day Is Saved.

>>21239666
>>21239672

I like to thing that we suddenly went crazy and started shooting at the walls.

>>21239666
Because it is a concern.

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>>21239678
>>21239678
>>21239678
>>21239678

WHAAAAA-----!? IN A FACILITY THAT IS LEAD BY A PERSON WHO IS WEARING THE TITLE "THE BETRAYER" AND WHO OUR CELLPHONE WARNED US ABOUT?!

THIS CAME COMPLETLY OUT OF NOWHERE!

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The best quest on /tg/ is back! Time to sit back and watch the magic.

>>21239716
LEARN TO TRUST

Besides, supervillain gloating really isn't Kharn's style, even if she has every reason to murder us.

>>21239763
>supervillain gloating really isn't Kharn's style
Except It totally is

>>21239763
Okay, i like Kharn, but i'm still just sitting here wondering how in all shiny fuck you managed to type the sentence meaning "We should practice learning to trust on someone who cheerfully refers to herself as 'The Betrayer'", and seemingly mean it.

>>21239789
You do remember how Kharn got that title?
She fought dirty but is not full-blown traitor

>>21239642 >>21239614 >>21239622

"Hnh?" Kharn blinks down at you as she picks up a clipboard from somewhere beside you and scribbles something down on it, her brutally-clawed hands holding a pencil with her usual delicate grip. "How we found you? Ah, is easy. Souji and I were up late last night, comparing notes and doing science things..." A faint redness creeps up on her cheeks as she seems to avert her gaze from your eyes, before turning back to face you. "...and then we hear something banging around the elevator. Souji went to investigate, and found you sprawled on the elevator floor."

She shrugs. "I thought you were just drunk from all drinking earlier, but you did not seem like such. So maybe sleepwalking, eh? In any case, we were very awake by then, so we decide to just do procedure now, before Midori or Misaka wakes up." Kharn smiles. "I am envious, but those two are very concerned about you, Murderface. Better for this nastiness to be over by the time they come back from dreamland, so that they do not have to see their Murderface suffer."

At your question about the miniguns, it's then that she laughs. "Ah, such a baby, Murderface! Do not be like baby, complaining about everything." Kharn reaches over and pinches your cheek playfully. "Is for precaution, in case Murderface turns into a Witch during procedure. Of course, there are low chances of it happening, but in our line of work, we, ah, cannot afford to take too many risks, eh?"

Cute. real cute.

You briefly try to struggle against the manacles, but they're clinched shut. Kharn does know her stuff.

How do you respond?

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>>21239817
No we don't know, we remember what she told us.

It is an important distinction.

>>21239820
I have an annoying itch behind my left ear. mid getting that for me?

>>21239820
"It's not going to work."

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>>21239763
>LEARN TO TRUST

Right now, I trust onkly the Cellphone since its the only thing that hasn`t tried to fuck us over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4pvAoge1Is

>>21239820
OH SHIT YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT HOW COULD I BE SO DUMB

Oh wait no the opposite of that. The paranoia train is so funny. Although I will certainly look foolish when we get chewed apart by miniguns for some reason. Then you'll win I guess?

Anyway. "It's not going to work." because we should be as unpleasant about this as possible.

>>21239820
... fuck, the metal's cold
Let's do this thing already

>>21239820
Science things, huh? Looks like he was probing your deep space with his orbital telescope.

>>21239820
I need to take a piss.

>>21239820

"So was I all in one piece when Souji found me? Nothing unusual like...a gaping hole in my chest over my heart, for example?"

>>Cryptic phone message saying that it isn't going to work
>>Anti-witch measures

Homulily incoming.

>>21239820
"So you did not find me with me heart ripped out?"

>>21239820

I was under the impression that there would be an initial procedure that was going to be much easier than the one that, and I quote, "changes you".

And how could you hear banging from the elevator between closed doors and a fair length of hallway and all that ungodly shouting that was keeping me awake?

>>21239832
But that paranoia is also meta.
The app said clearly to trust Kharn

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>>21239820
"Blood for the Blood God."

Let's do this.

>>21239820
"I was warned that the procedure is not gonna work.

So before I start doubting my friends be honest and tell me exactly what this is gonna be and what are my chances."

>>21239820

[x]Say this and fuck with her head:
>>21239583

>>21239820

>from now on I am forever referring to sexytime as SCIENCE!

I was told it wouldn't work.....

and what exactly does it involve anyway?

>>21239820
"One last drink before I go under."

>>21239820
"My nightmares think this isn't going to work.

Fuck them, zap me already. The waiting is the worst part."

>>21239820
I was recently informed that this procedure would not work and is in fact a poor decision.

>>21239868

2lewd!

>>21239880
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE?

Science things? Do I look like if I was born yesterday? Thought you liked blondes, Kharn. What happened to your tastes to drop like this?

Also, it's not going to work.

>>21239820
In a complete deadpan, like always.
"Since you already have me tied up I can't stop your evil plan Dr. Valnikov, moohoohaha. Why don't you tell me about it?

Why in the living flying fuck do you have the nastiest witch around in your basement? Also I was told that the procedure isn't going to work."

>>21239820

"A witch?" Laugh "Well, I might end up becoming a monster sooner rather then later"

Pause.

"If I am out for a month, Don't let Midori just sit around moping. Make her do something, she is a surprisingly good shot."

Yo
If the hearts still there
What did the witch do?
She took SOMETHING
It wasn't a typical mindfuck. She does not apologizes for mindfucks. She did something.
Brace for complications

>>21239897
souji bleached his hair. he's blondish now

>>21239820

i have a really bad feeling that this will not work and that terrible things will happen during it.

>i want to trust the phone.

>why this so hard!?

>>21239888

oh yeah, and this.

we should also request that if we do witch out we want khan to put us down, with a bottle of whisky.

>>21239820
"What does this procedure involve? I don't think it's going to work."

>>21239820
Do try to keep midori busy if I am under for an extended length of time. I was planning on making her secretary/spymaster

>>21239879
>"Trust the betrayer with your life, but no more than that. She is called such for a reason."

This is not trust. This is "She won't kill you. On purpose."

>>21239907
Sounds more like it was, in part, a flashback. Shadoka showing us part of what happened between us.

>>21239901
I was going to say we don't know about Walpurgis Night IC, but then I realized something.

Given that it's the biggest, baddest Witch in history, wouldn't it be well-known and the various Officios would have countermeasures in place (even though it's actually hidden in the base)?

>>21239868
DO IT!

>>21239820
May I please use the restroom? I'd rather get the literal shit out of me before we get the other shit out of me

>>21239901
I like this.

>>21239907
It's Homulily time.

>>21239907
>>21239929

Well pinky has told us that she can't physically manifest until we gain all the golden weapons.

Is she trying to sap our will to live?

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Homulily huh?

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>>21239988

More like this

>>21239973
That doesn't seem to be a problem when handling golden stuff.
I hope we weren't gifted with golden heart valve or something

>>21239901
i like this a lot. we seem to be getting our sense of humor back

>>21240007
well given how murderface treats her allies, I guess you could say she already is
a jerk with a heart of gold

>>21239910
Blonde GIRLS.

>>21240035
we haven't seen souji drop its pants yet. Kharn may have made him a girl

>>21239820
shout "KHARN HAS A BOY FRIEND" in our most mocking voice

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>>21240018

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>>21240018
>captcha: respect famprop
Yeah

>>21239901

"Dr. Vlanikov, moohaha" should totally be her supervillain name.

And generally seconding (fourthing?) this.

>>21239988
>>21240003

However, I was thinking about Sayaka turning into Oktavia von Seckendorff and I realised that some of the themes that Oktavia represents, music and unrequited love, don't seem to apply to MGNQ Sayaka.

MGNQ Oktavia von Seckendorff could be very different to anime Oktavia von Seckendorff.

>>21240035

so misaka's got an older sister now?, can being the man of the relationship clearly.

>>21240048
Seconded.
"KHARN AND SOUJI, SITTING IN A TREE, K-I- -"

>>21240107
Lets just get misaka to ask to help them do sciency things later.

>>21240128

bleach our hair too just make shit uncomfortable for everyone

>>21240128
Unfortunately, Souji is not a siscon.

>>21240128

Yea, asking if Misaka could help with the science things would be a laugh.

Use gem control to bring in magic stealth midori? watch ourselves get raped by science?

>>21240163
misaka bleacher her hair.
Midori changes her hair
We bleach our hair

tell souji to ask kharn about the tongue thing, it feels great

>>21240189

We could do that, it doesn't require us to move.
Get Midori to wake up.

>>21240184
>Unfortunately, Souji is not a siscon.
>Unfortunately
What the fuck.

Hey, kharn, can you or souji shout "FOR SCIENCE!" before we get under way? Just doesn't feel right if someone doesnt say it

Glancing at Walpurgisnacht is going to send us into irrational terror.

Fun.

>>21240214

Apparently the class of person in these threads has gone down.

Do NOT fuck with our adorable little sister/arms dealer/backup sniper. She is not for sexualizing. We have Iori and Midori for that.

>>21240244
Well, Kharn is already sexualized.

>>21240244

This. Leave Misaka alone; she's a good girl.

>>21240210

Even if a half-drugged Midori stops this procedure, what are we going to do? Unless we can think of some way to talk Kharn and Souji into having us forego the procedure, there's not a great chance of leaving here without being marked as a rogue agent.

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I present the new mascot of /tg/: the Gibbering Mouther

>>21240308
When was that ever not our mascot?

>>21239907

Hmm. I wonder if she took away our golden weapon, or the capability to utilize them like a normal wielder would.

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This garish, nightmarish picture is relevant to our interests.

>>21240437

And the writefags will still keep churning out Chiaki/Pinky romance.

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>Mami is the Masterwaifu

>>21240483
A lot of people on /tg/ like yandere because of the insanity that accompanies it. we dig crazy

>>21240483
This will only FUEL me to keep writing.

>>21240505
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lcottCoAjk

>>21240506

speak for yourself, I've dated crazy, it is not fun

>>21239901

... Well, I at least like the first part of that.

>In a complete deadpan, like always. "Since you already have me tied up I can't stop your evil plan Dr. Valnikov, moohoohaha. Why don't you tell me about it?"

This part's funny.

>>21240582

Same here; it's not fun at all. My ex was a full-blown sociopath.

>>21240582
>I've dated crazy
But not YANDERE crazy. Then again, if you did, you wouldn't be alive by now.

>>21240556
... What?

>>21240632

I suppose all the Yanderes in real life have been arrested already

>>21240643
There are always new yanderes.

>>21240235

I like this too!

And for when we come out of the procedure, have somebody shout "It's ALIIIIIVE!" With thunder and lightning sound effects.

>>21240643
I honestly doubt it. As long as there's an overtly paranoid and jealous girl with little autocontrol, there'll be yanderes.
(Note the redundancy of 'overtly paranoid and jealous girl with little autocontrol')

>>21240657

holy shit yes

>>21240692
>autocontrol
with what?

>>21240632

it's kinda funny really we were both part of the anime club at uni while it was playing Mirai Nikki every time Yuno would come on screen all my friends would shout 'oh shit it's femanon!'

>>21240716

or anons-girlfriend rather

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>>21240735

Who will look like this.

>>21240735
not really accurate considering that has a happy ending with yuno and whatshisfacemc getting together

http://sharetext.org/EYUQ

While we wait...

>>21239857 >>21239897 >>21239889

Kharn laughs, before playfully rapping her fleshmetal knuckles against your skull in an admonishing gesture. "Now, now, I will not have your usual good cheer and optimism curse this procedure into failure." She shakes her head, smiling. "Relax, comrade! You are being treated by the best Kyuubey has to offer. Souji is useless, boorish, immature and does not pick up after himself, but he is not the head of Research and Development for nothing." Your former partner ignores the grumbling from behind her. "If there is anyone who is capable of doing this procedure right, it is him and him alone."

Well. At least she's confident about your chances. Souji's attitude doesn't exactly inspire that, but if it's Kharn vouching for him, then that's good enough for you.

You then ask her about...well, the procedure itself. This question she seems a bit hesitant to answer - and she usually doesn't hesitate with anything, which makes this one particularly stark in its sudden presentation.

"Hnh. Well, unofficially, I suppose I can say..." Kharn murmurs underneath her breath, reaching out to brush a few strands of hair away from your eyes with her clawtips, a curiously gentle gesture. "...it is simple process. We implant something in your soul gem to form a circuit. Naturally, this is delicate, you see?" She reaches behind her to draw out her own Soul Gem, a crimson jewel encased in a brutishly-spiked silver gilding affair so tarnished it might as well be black.

[1/2]

>>21240817

"Outside modifications to the soul gem can compromise it, no matter how small." She gives you a second to glance at her soul gem, before putting it away. "Anyway, closed circuit is so that the corruption is not completely absorbed by your Soul Gem, rather it is...shifted to something else, something that can absorb enormous amounts of corruption and still remain intact." A small, sad smile.

"You can say this something feeds upon it. It relishes corruption."

Well. You don't know any specifics, but...you can probably guess, can't you?

"I cannot say anything else beyond that. It is classified." Kharn shakes her head. "I am very sorry, comrade. I suppose you will have to make Warmaster really quickly, after this, so that you will know." Her trademark smile comes to the fore yet again.

As classified as her relationship with Souji, then? You manage a smirk at her stunned expression. You weren't born yesterday. Was SCIENCE what they called it nowadays? What happened to her fetish with blondes? Why HIM?

". . . T-there you go again, speaking nonsense," Kharn murmurs underneath her breath, her cheeks positively crimson. "N-no, no, you misunderstand. Platonic! It is a platonic working relationship! We are colleagues!"

Right. Sure. You at least hope that he's treating your former partner right.

"Murderface, I..." Kharn looks down at you, as if trying to decide how to properly say something, but stops herself in time. "...Never mind. It is nothing." She shakes her head. A forced smile curling her lips now. "Is there anything you wish for me to pass on to Midori before we begin the procedure? I am reminding you of the possibility of your one-month nap."

What do you say?

>>21240830
We'll talk later.

If i'm under for quite a while, make sure to keep midori busy and help her train her talents. I intend to use her as my personal scout

Is anyone else kind of worried about what this could possibly to do Midori? Her contract was transferred to Chiaki, which could mean that her soulgem is connected in some way to Chiaki's. Such a drastic procedure could have potentially ominous ramifications for her.

Is this worth bringing up? Or would Kharn just shrug and continue on with the operation, but now with one more piece of vital information in her head?

>>21240830

not to slack off.

stay green

write more comics

>>21240830
"Don't make doujins based on this situation."

>>21240858
>Is anyone else kind of worried about what this could possibly to do Midori? Her contract was transferred to Chiaki, which could mean that her soulgem is connected in some way to Chiaki's. Such a drastic procedure could have potentially ominous ramifications for her.

Thats a very good question, I suggest asking it.

>>21240830
"Tell her to be well, and don't let her sit idle too long."

>>21240858
Her contract is with QB. But there is indeed a link between the souls, we should probably ask about that.

>>21240866
I like stay green

>>21240830
tell her that I will want to discuss the anime they're producing based off her comic.

And the tongue thing

>>21240830
If this goes wrong, pour a fifth of Kong out for me.

>>21240830
I don't think I want that medicine anymore, Dr. Valnikov.
Can I still quit?
I don't want to feed that abomination in the basement anymore

>>21240817
>>21240830
"Kharn. I`m serious. It`s not my usual *cheer and optimism*. Putting parts of a witch into me won`t work. Malal told me. Well.. it was probably Malal."

>>21240830
Nthing 'Stay green.' Possibly call her Ponygirl.

O God i think the coruption is being transfered to walmart night ...... kuubey is making a witch even stronger than Faust

>>21240830

good idea to make Midori practice combat/stealth/other skills.
make sure Misaka eats her veggies.
try not to seduce our minion.
please don't let anyone draw stupid crap on our face while we are off the planet... that means you as well.

and most important of all, keep everyone safe!

>getting something implanted in our gem
>we gonna become a stable food source for a big ball of witch nightmares
>i really, really hope this will not fuck up

Last smoke before we go under?

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>>21240926

FUCK!!! I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT!!

FUCKINGABORTFUCKNGABORTOHFUCKINFUCKFUCKGODABORT!!!!

>>21240951
why does that look like miriam godwinson of the believers?

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>>21240308

Wait, isn't Golden Weapon corruption a different kind of-

OH FUCK.

WALPURGIS NIGHT MIGHT GO FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS.

i feel like every decision i try to make at this point is a bad one.

>despair

>>21240830

"I don't want to hear that you spent the entire month crying."

I am sure Midori would be good with pistols and SMG's, lets ask Kharn to let her train with them.

>>21240830

>Firstly,

Midori's soulgem is connected to mine. Can you guarantee that this procedure won't affect her?

>Other things

Tell her to stay safe, and to not be idle for this month. She acquitted herself well against her former friend, but there may come a time when she's all that stands between my broken self and whatever's coming to kill us. If she choses to pursue me, she will have the full and undivided attention of a hurt/jealous/malicious goddess.

Also: don't let Mayumi hit the big screen.

>>21240830
"Tell her... tell her she should think about 'us'. I don't want to hurt her. And tell her to stay well. Take care of her if I don't make it, Kharn... and if you're really just doing science things with Souji, then she's off-limits unless she says otherwise. Warmaster's orders."

How about this.
While performing that heart operation, Pinky either installed some kind of backdoor or removed something vital in the Walnachtfeed procedure.
There is a very real chance that our Bad End dream is coming closer

>>21240993
>WALPURGIS NIGHT MIGHT GO FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS.

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

It couldn't...............could it?

ABORTABORTABORTABORTABORTABORTABORT

>>21240928

Pinky != Malal

>>21240928
This.

"Khan. I know where that circuit is going. Straight to the basement. I don't want it."

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>>21240817
>>21240830

It is kind of strange that the Majority of people in this Thread just turned off their brains and believe what Kharn is saying even if the fucking phone told us that its a waste of time.

So far, the phone is the only thing that hasn`t lied to us.

>>21241038
He is talking about the [???] in our phone that sends us messages.

wait i've missed this for a little while, what the hell happened recently because i think i somehow missed the last thread and can't find it on suptg, what the hell did we do to piss off pinky?

>>21241015
>hey, now that you've strapped me to this operating table after revealing we're both acquainted with a certain pink-haired devil, I'm going to accuse you of making moves on women who don't want it

Yeah. Nah.

>>21240830

Oh yea, how about we relay some last words to Misaka as well, so she doesn't feel left out.
Its a pity we couldn't Misaka a secret mission to defend the base ourselves.

>>21240830

Ask her to think long and hard about her, me, and Mayumi. Although if she's as wise as you think she is, that may be redundant.

>>21240830
>"N-no, no, you misunderstand. Platonic! It is a platonic working relationship! We are colleagues!"
Platonic. Right. You have many titles, Kharn, but 'liar' isn't one of them, and for good reason.

As for Midori, tell her to be good, to not worry about me, to try and get along with Misaka and to not make doujins out of this little scene. She also owes me the rest of her volumes.
As for Misaka, tell her to eat her vegetables and to be good to Midori. It's what good girls do.

>>21241052

There is not much we can do about it right now. Pinky pretty much blew off finding out the secret for ourselves.

>>21241053
Yep. From what Chiaki knows so far it`s not really meta to assume that the Diary/Messages we get are from Malal. Probably.

Whoever it is [???] sure as hell is NOT Pinky.