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>Daniel
>In service to a dark lord

Stock up on lantern oil and tinder.

>>21153141
There's none around.

What do you do?

>>21153151
Smack Adrian. He must cease his bitching.
>I don't remember if we roll any dice for this quest

Ask Hydra is there will be any repurcussions from Sanctum, or his followers.

Rolled 81

>>21153188
*cough*

Rolled 56

>>21153165

>>21153165
>Only in combat, or other interesting stuff.

You deliver a backhand to silence Adrian's incessant whining.

>"Why would you do that?"
He asks.

"I've been to the grave and back, and you're voice is the worst thing on both sides."

>"Hilarious, but are these super powered assholes going to be popping up after you? And us, by extension of talking to you?"

"Probably."

Adrian deflates, and walks back into the cave to look into his mirror.

>>21153188
Email field.

>>21153197
There you go.

>"There exists a challenge between us higher beings, a test of strength and prowess. All the Gods with champions know this, and accept it. To liken it to mortal terms, think of a game of poker. I'll say this, so far, you've been my greatest Champion. Those drawn to me prefer to be away from fighting and violence, wanting a life of peace."

What do you do?

Rolled 7

>>21153235
We've done what we came here to do, so it's time to go look for more adventures.
Head out and explore the countryside.

>>21153235
After 150 years of the peace of the grave you get tired of peace.

Besides I'm insane.

Rolled 78

>>21153235
I'll have peace when I'm dead....again.

Wander the countryside, seeking a worthy quest.

>>21153262
You didn't need to roll for that.

>>21153266
>"I am well aware of what you are, Sir Daniel."

You tell your frenemies that you're going out to do your thing, find wrongs to be righted, and foes to be slain.

Only Mark is standing near you to hear.

>"I wish you luck on your travels, and may we meet again."

You descend down the mountains.

You're at the edge of the forest, there's a stream running back the way you came, further on you can see the chimney smoke of the village.

There's a lake of mountain runoff to your left, and much denser woods to the right. The mountain is behind you, and the other side is unexplored.

What do you do?

Rolled 12

>>21153307
To the dark woods! Surely, we'll find some foul beast within them...

>>21153307

The unexplored side, naturally.

>>21153307
the unexplored side

>>21153316
The denser woods seem like the best place to explore for a worthy quest.

You press through dense undergrowth and thick hanging branches.

The canopy above starts to block out the light until everything takes on a green tinge.

Roll 1d6 for scenario.

Rolled 4

>>21153352
lets see

>>21153307
It is a dark place that is likely to have monsters. We can't not go into the woods.

Rolled 6

>>21153352
Rollan

>>21153361
You press through a particularly dense patch of shrubbery.

You stumble out and into a small cluster of wooden houses.

There's wooden paths leading to each of them, and you can see people, green through the light coming through the trees, walking around.

One of them sees you and the rest stop in their tracks, soon all of them are staring at you.

What do you do?

Rolled 1

I wonder what our multiple rolls will produce...

Rolled 5

>>21153387
shout greetings and salutations
ask the name of their small town

>>21153387
"I come in peace!"
...
"So, any monsters or villains need slaying around here?"

Rolled 73

>>21153387
Inspect them briefly, and wave hello. If they appear to be untroubled humans, move on. If not, investigate further.

>>21153398
"Afternoon every one. May I have the name of this quaint little town?"

>"Mirwood."
The closest one says.

>>21153412
>"There's things roaming about in these woods, you see 'em, you run. There ain't no fighting."

What do you do?

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Rolled 83

>>21153425
>"There's things roaming about in these woods, you see 'em, you run. There ain't no fighting."
Now we hunt the beasts...

>>21153425
Time to hunt monsters.

Rolled 26

>>21153439
Now we SEDUCE the beasts.

Rolled 82

>>21153450
Only if they're nymphs or some shit like that.

>>21153471
If the rolls say we seduce, then we're seducing.

>>21153439
>"That's what the last one said. And the ones before that. Don't believe me? Check the lichfield. There's no remains, just shrines. The beasts take the bodies."

The man points over the street and to a walled area of cut and cleared ground.

>>21153449
You tell him that you're going out to do what others failed at.

You leave out into the woods again.

>"Make another shrine, one for the stranger."

You walk for what seems like hours, you find nothing and nothing finds you. You can see the sun setting through the trees.

What do you do?

Rolled 72

>>21153509
The beasts must be nocturnal....set up a fire and wait for them to come.

Rolled 5

>>21153509
Perform the loudest dance possible. Wake up everything within a several mile radius.

>>21153509
>proper use of the work lichfield
My already great respect for you has inceased still further, story man.

Start singing, maybe that will draw something out.

>>21153538
You cut down come branches and get a fire going. You sit down next to it and wait.

>>21153540
Your dance is quieter than a mouse's and not even you can hear it.

As soon as the last glimmers of the sun fade away and the only light is your fire, you hear movement out behind the trees near you.

>>21153563
There's a town called Lichfield near where I live, so that's where I learnt it from.

You start singing a song, to draw the creatures to you.

You hear them getting closer.

What do you do?

Rolled 35

It's probably in the trees.
Maybe we can knock it down by bashing some big, old and scary looking trees with our hammer?

>>21153573
Ready our hammer and wait. Let whatever's there reveal itself before we move.

Rolled 35

>>21153573
Bellow a challenge to the beasts. The champion of a god demands they come forth and face him!

Rolled 65

>>21153573
Dance the dance of your people. Make the woodland creature join in.

>>21153579
You stand up and smash the trees near the fire with your hammer, nothing but squirrels fall from the trees.

>>21153594

You let out a challenge into the night air, you hear a response bellowing back at you. You challenge has been accepted and the gauntlet has begun.

>>21153591
You stand and ready your hammer.

After a few moments you hear branches snapping and ground foliage being crunched under boots.

It's fast, probably running. The sound gets closer, thank goodness for the Doppler effect.

You see movement out in the trees.

What do you do?

Rolled 18

Pray to Hydra for guidance.

>>21153637
>"The Retard God can't get to the prayer line right now. Leave a message after the HURR. HURRR."

Rolled 66

>>21153630
Assume batting stance, swing for the fences when it gets to you.
And considering we're in the middle of a forest, the fences are really fucking far away.

Rolled 17

>>21153630
Stay still until it charges. Once it does slash its underside.

Rolled 27

>>21153653
We've got a hammer now, guy.

>>21153659
We left the Poisoned sword with Gerald?

>>21153652
You crane the hammer back. And count to three.

You swing as the figure jumps out of the woods at you.

But instead of going for you, it jumps for the fire and curls up into a ball near it.

You recover from the missed swing.

And look down at the shivering figure on the floor.

What do you do?

>>21153708
Fell the ungodly beast with out mighty hammer!

>>21153708
Ask if it would like some human meat to eat. We need to test it and see how it reacts.

Can't trust something that has survived long in monster infested woods.

>>21153708
Soooooooo...
What is it exactly?

Rolled 67

>>21153708
Inspect, then prepare to bash its head in.

>>21153724
You lift your hammer once more, this time over your head to destroy the foul thing.

Before you can swing down it lifts up its hands and begs you for mercy.

>>21153736
>"N-n-no. No human meat. See friends eat human meat. Friends change. No longpork. No."

The man, you think it's a man, would rather starve to death than eat human flesh. It seems he's seen something happen to his friends who ate it.

>"W-w-warm. Warm good. Warm keep them away."

Seems they don't like fire.

What do you do?

>>21153779
Put the hammer down, stoke the fire to warm him up, and ask just what the hell is going on here.

>>21153779
Ask where its friends are, and when they ate this "longpork."

Rolled 15

>>21153779
Set the woods ablaze.

>>21153811
Not yet. We need to find out what we're dealing with first.

>>21153798
You put the hammer down, and put more fuel on the fire.

"What happened? Tell me and I can help."

>"We come, we come for glory, we come to fight things in woods, we come for treasure. But we turn on selves."

What you can make out from that, is he and his friends came to these woods to hunt the same things you are, and they turned on each other.

>>21153804
>"Friends with trees. Friends dead. Friend's shells are stalking metal man."

>>21153811
It's green wood and doesn't burn.

What do you do?

>>21153834
Where is this metal man? We may find an ally if the converted friends are hunting him.

>>21153850
You, because you're covered in metal (Armour).

>>21153850
I think we're the metal man, what with our armor.
We've got magic-powered darkvision, why can't we just hunt them down? They'd be so used to hiding in the shadows that we should be able to see them at once.

>>21153858
well then, if they are stalking us, let them come
they are obviously wendigos, men gone made from eating human flesh in wild woods, they will be disappointed with me
creatures of the dark and night
id say we let them come, extinguish the fire
and HAVE AT THEE!!

Rolled 37

>>21153834
Definitely some sort of foul enchantment on the forest. Consult our knowledge of evil magic, keep the fire going all night and take the man back to Mirwood.

>>21153858
In that case I suggest we go into the woods and begin killing anything that attacks us, and burning the bodies where they fall.

>>21153877
No, lets leave the fire going for the surviver, and just move out of the light. One less directiong to watch, at least.

>>21153888
makes sense, build up the fire, let him bask in its warmth
while we move into the shadows
bear in mind, these things are expert hunters, and will be watching our every move, we cant trick them

>>21153902
Yes, but they think we're blinded by darkness when we can actualy see just fine via magic. We have the advantage here, because we'll be able to see them coming.

>>21153877
You tell the man to get down and curl up, as things are about to get messy.

You stomp out the fire and wait.

You hear the man sobbing.

But your plan worked, they're coming in. Your enchanted vision lets you see them out between the trees.

But the man lights the fire again and screams with joy.

>"No, no fire. Fire good. Need fire. Fire keep away."

While the man is explaining why the fire is needed, he's tackled and dragged off screaming by a green blur racing past you.

You hear the man screaming out in the dark, then a wet snap and pop, silence follows.

What do you do?

Rolled 14

>>21153917
Go in after them and kill anything that moves.

Rolled 77

>>21153917
It's a shame we don't have any torch oil, then we could light our warhammer on fire.

Raise your warhammer to crack skulls!

>>21153940
Before you move into the fire you see a blur and something lands infront of your fire, curled up and staring into the light.

It's the man who just got dragged away and, so far as you know, killed.

>"W-w-warm. Warm good. Warm keep them away."

The man stares into the flames.

What do you do?

Rolled 20

>>21153917
This is why I said to keep the fire going!
Anyway, hold our hammer behind us untill it starts glowing yellow, then spin attack.

>>21153917
seems the beasts are supernaturally fast as well
well, time to kick ass
run after the sound, feign falling over, they should go for the moment of weakness, when they do, strike hard
>>21153959
kill him first , its a ploy

Rolled 32

>>21153959
Throw him into the flames. It will cauterize his wounds, and if he does not survive, he will not rise as undead.

>>21153111
Are you tripping right now or is it just me?

>>21153980
You crush the man's head with your hammer.

>>21153981
Then roll it into the fire.

You watch as it quickly burns up to nothing but ash, the man must not be made of flesh, but something else.

>>21153980
You fall down and make the same noise a wounded horse would make.

You hear rustling out in the woods. You see something run right for you. You get ready to strike. Before you can the man jumps over you and infront of the fire.

>"W-w-warm. Warm good. Warm keep them away."

Well now. It seems the man is stuck in a time loop.

What do you do?

>>21153992
I'm as sober as a rock.

>>21154002
extinguish the fire, this is getting silly
stalk into the woods

Rolled 33

>>21154002
So what ever is controlling them fails near fire?
Hydra I ask of you. How do we set the green forest ablaze?

>>21154028
You do not like unnatural shenanigans, well, only when you're not doing them.

You stomp out the fire and scatter the ashes.

>"No, no, need fire. Need fire to stop friends."

You tell the man not to light it or you'll hit him. He complies.

You look out into the dark.

You see things bobbing up and down, moving around like a pack of wolves.

One of the smaller ones shuffles towards you. It's mouth opens near 90 degrees.

You see a lot of teeth and a tongue going down and back.

You screeches and rushes at you.

The man is sobbing.

What do you do?

Rolled 7

>>21154068
bring the hammer down in its head, slaughter them all
dance the dance of murder
rolling d20 for awesome

>>21154068
Smack it in the nose.

Rolled 7

>>21154077
reroll

Rolled 42

>>21154059


HYDRA WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO US ANYMORE? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!

Rolled 60

>>21154079
forgot me roll

Rolled 5

>>21154084
well thats awful
im not having this
reroll again

>>21154077
>>21154079
You smash the creature in the nose with your hammer, utterly caving its face in.

The thing falls limp on the ground and lies there, dead.

The other ones in the woods let out a screech for their fallen brother.

They're coming at you in droves now.

What do you do?

Rolled 31

>>21154068
Grab his jaw and pull him open.

Rolled 3

well fuck me sideways and call me sally
i cant roll better than 7
>>21154102
dance the dance of the deep ocean
wade through them, leaving bloody mist in your wake

>>21154102
continue swinging at the hoards. Every swipe should take down plenty of them.

Rolled 11

>>21154116
disregard all of my rolls
im cursed, no other word for it

Rolled 12

>>21154102
Set you self on fire and chase after them when they run.
Unless we have hornbees inside us, then we get a torch and chase them down.

Rolled 1

>>21154122
Have you prayed to the dice gods today? It's not nice to only call them when you want something, you know.

>>21154133
it seems to be spreading
it seems me will jsut have to fluff it

Rolled 8

>>21154102
I'm telling you, spin attack! No inner ear means we can't get dizzy!

Rolled 7

>>21154102
BY THE DICE GODS, WE SHALL DANCE THIS DANCE OF DEATH. BEGIN THE DANCE MACABRE

>>21154117
Their flimsy bodies are good for speed and surprise attacks, but in flat out combat with a knight, an undead champion knight, they fall like flies.

Every arching sweep scatters more of them out and across the floor, heaps of them are mounting as move corpses join the piles.

There doesn't seem to be an end to them.

What do you do?

Rolled 7

>>21154143
>>21154133
Jesus, guys. What.

Rolled 3

>>21154148
YOUR DANCE-FU IS WEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAK

Rolled 69

>>21154150
"Hydra. What the fuck is this shit?"

Rolled 43

>>21154152
Oh lord, what did we do wrong?

I say we kill the surviver. I bet he's drawing them here or something.

>>21154150
continue the slaughter
we can do this for ever, day break will come soon

Rolled 12

>>21154156
>>21154152
YOURS IS WEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAKER

Rolled 16

>>21154156
Yours is worse, cockstink

Rolled 97

>>21154156
>>21154152
>>21154148
>>21154133
Ok, we can just give up now. It's clearly time for us to die.
Good run everybody.

>>21154150

Keep swinging I suppose.

Rolled 39

>>21154181
PRAISE THE DICE GODS! THEY HAVE HAD MERCY!

>>21154164

Rolled 32

>>21154150
SHOUT A BATTLE-PRAYER FOR THUNDER AND LIGHTNING!

>>21154181
...
What the fuck.

Rolled 17

>>21154150
Sing a little song, and dance a little dance.

>>21154181
SUCCESS
HYDRA, LEND US YOUR AID AND GUIDANCE

>>21154192
Not bad, good sir

>>21154181
You rolled high. On dieing.

>>21154200
...
Is that a good thing?

>>21154164
I'll round it off for you.

>"You are in a foul and evil place, Daniel, there's dark powers at work there. Be careful."

>>21154166
You stop killing them for a few minutes to turn around and kill the survivor.

The creatures stop, they seem to fade out into the darkness. At least, until you see the man pull himself out of the earth and start running at you, or more likely your fire.

He does just what you expect and jumps down infront of it.

>>21154181
Being undead, you can't really die. You can, however, get some divine intervention.

You feel the fire grow behind you, spreading out of control and onto the ground. Eight different patches of flame are slithering around and lighting all the touch. The creatures in the dark try to get away, but the fire is too fast, even for them.

They all burn to cinder, the only reason you live through it is because there's nothing on you to burn.

>>21154192
You sing a little song, and do a little dance, across the smoldering ruins of the battlegrounds.

What do you do?

>>21154220
Well we're dead already so it can't be too bad thing.

>>21154233
awesome, stalk around the wood for stragglers until daybreak, if none are found, return to the village, say we killed all we found

>>21154233
Get some burning material inside the armor and chase down the runners.

>>21154233
Let's try figuring just what the fuck just happened.

>>21154253
You stalk around the forest. You can't seem to find anyone, but neither can you find your way out. Every path leads back to the fire ground.

Truly, you've entered the event horizon of strange.

You wait for what seems like days, the sun doesn't rise.

The man doesn't come back, there's that atleast. Hydra's fire burnt them away for good. But the evil in these woods can't be removed by a fire.

What do you do?

>>21154233
Wait a little to see if they get back up. If not, go back to town and tell everyone how awesome you are.

>>21154278
Climb a tree and look for any trees that are huge.

>>21154278
Walk backwards out of the woods

Rolled 20

>>21154278
roar a roar of challenge, all must come out to meet us, and they shall fall, never to rise
then dance the dance of listening
d20 rolled

Rolled 34

>>21154278
Thank Hydra for the divine intervention.

Start breaking things around you. Trees, branches, bushes, the dirt.

Rolled 56

>>21154278
Burn everything we can, bash down every tree until we can find our way out.

>>21154294
Holy shit check out this guys dance moves goddamn.

>>21154289
You start to climb a tree, but no matter how long you climb you can't get higher than 10 feet. Every move upwards puts you in the same place until you drop down.

>>21154293
The same happens for the backwards walking, and you walk backwards into the fire grounds.

>>21154294
You met the last challenge, you'll meet this one. You roar out into the woods, after a few moments the ground beneath your feet begins to rumble.

You dance your silent dance, sucking all ambient noise in towards you.

You hear the earth shifting and the roots of the trees breaking.

It's getting closer now.

Whatever was coming for you stops, you think it's just left until the soil starts to splint and a hand reaches out and claws up.

Then move.

Finally there's several hundred of them, standing between the trees, covered in soil.

You see tree roots connecting to each of them.

What ever evil is controlling this place, it's controlling those corpses too.

What do you do?

Rolled 68

>>21154336
pray to hydra for guidance
this is a big deal

Rolled 16

>>21154336
This is some arch-necromancer shit here.
Comence with the smiting.

Rolled 2

>>21154336
Take out their legs, and see if their roots seem to face in a certain direction other than down.

>>21154361
>>21154392
Your prayers do nothing, but the attacks shatter the corpses into dust.

>>21154400
You fail to see which direction the roots head in.

What do you do?

Rolled 62

>>21154416
Hydra I know I just called like 15 minutes ago but I need more guidance because this shit is crazy

>>21154437
So close, and yet so fair.

Your prayers go straight to voice mail.

Rolled 32

>>21154437
Maybe we should put in a call to the retard god

Rolled 68

>>21154416
We must burn the roots! Set ablaze everything we can!

>>21154449
Below 20 for the Retard God.

Rolled 2

>>21154459
Aww man

>>21154459
collect call right to hydra
come on man
stop holding out on me

Rolled 25

Damn you plant people. Stay dead.

>>21154465
HELLO, THIS IS DOG

>>21154469
forgot to roll, durr

Rolled 71

>>21154459
HYDRA FOR FUCKS SAKE PICK UP THIS PHONE THIS IS IMPORTANT

Rolled 73

>>21154478
i hate my life, put in dice+d100

Rolled 7

Dance the dance of good landscaping and prune some plants.

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>>21154465
HELLO, AKU SPEAKING.
MY EVIL IS LAW!

>>21154508
haaaaaaa

>>21154465
You channel the Retard God in full strength.

>"Hurr. Durr hurr. Murr murr."

"Yeah man, he's not answering my prayers. Think I might be too clingy?

>"Durr murr hurf."

"Well, yeah, but I need him. I'm surrounded by these damn forest zombies and I want to get out of here."

>"Hurf murf burf."

"Yeah, alright. I'll talk to him. But is that really fair, what with the Retard Strength and all?"

>"Murf."

"OK, fine. Just, help."

The fores zombies all look at each other before wailing, and tearing each other apart. It's an awe inspiring sight, as the person controlling them burrows up out of the ground, only to find his minions in full retard mode and killing each other.

The half decayed monster made of plant matter lumbers up and looks you in the eye.

>>21154490
>>21154489
>"I couldn't answer because there was an incident with some of my Monks. I hope that did not leave you indisposed."

What do you do?

Rolled 59

>>21154525
I AM SO INDISPOSED RIGHT NOW. WHAT IS THIS. WHAT CAN I DO TO STOP IT. WHERE IS IT COMING FROM.

DO NOT PUT ME THROUGH TO THE RETARD GOD

>>21154525
headbutt him
while he is on the ground
ask him wtf is going on

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>>21154525
SMITE THEM! AKU COMMANDS YOU!

Rolled 30

>>21154525
Plant-man necromancer right in front of me here, Hydra, what am I supposed to do about him?

Rolled 47

>>21154525

"I thought you left me! ;-;"

Oh and siegebow the Necrofaunamancer.

>>21154540
>>21154552
>Click
Line's dead, bros.

>>21154544
You headbutt the plant creature hard. It falls back and down onto the ground.

>>21154545
You smite the only way you know how, decompression.

Leaves burst from the collection across the forest.

But they reform slightly after.

The plant man stands up once more, and lumbers towards you.

What do you do?

>>21154581
Burn him, of course

>>21154581
ask him what is going on, if he doesnt answer
hit him with the hammer

Rolled 66

>>21154581
OH YOU DID NOT JUST HANG UP ON US
DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE

I guess we try to set fire to it. Do we have anything that could make fire? Could we use the fireplace to set fire to it somehow?

Rolled 86

>>21154581
PRAY TO THE STORM GODS! THIS MONSTROSITY WILL BE CAST DOWN BY THE MIGHT OF THUNDER AND LIGHTNING!

Rolled 65

>>21154581
I will kill you until you stay dead.

Rolled 80

>>21154606
NO STOP PRAYING TO OTHER GODS HYDRA IS THE ONE FOR US

Rolled 49

>>21154581

>Decompression failing

Okay Dan, stay calm, STAY CALM! Lets try Drowning Touch. Kill Necrofaunamancer via overwatering?

>>21154591
What with?

>>21154592
"What the hell is going on here?"

The plant man says nothing, it just lumbers towards you and wraps its tendrils around your body and lifts you into the air.

>>21154606
You send out a distress beacon to any sea god. It's the storm god that answers.

Your metal armour acts as a pretty good conductor, channeling the lightning right down and into the plant monster. Setting it ablaze.

It drops you and runs around, flailing its appendages trying to put itself out, only fanning the flames.

What do you do?

Rolled 89

>>21154625
But we need fire to kill this beast. Hydras don't do well with fire in stories.

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Rolled 86

>>21154581
TEAR OPEN A PORTAL TO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW.
OR WHERE THERE ARE TASTYCAKES. AKU LOVES THE LITTLE YELLOW ONES WITH THE CREAM FILLING.

Rolled 61

>>21154644
BEAT IT TO DEATH AS IT BURNS!

>>21154644
watch it burn, making sure it is fully consumed

Rolled 96

>>21154648
That's why we grab that burning man and use it as a fiery weapon.

>>21154606

Hey, we have to stay faithful! Besides, Hydra told us he was having problems with monks. It's not like he's cheating on us and making some skanky monk his new champion right? We're the only one for him right?!

>>21154671
God.....damnit

>>21154678
Yandere for our god?

>>21154692
We will chop off every one of those heads if he tries to replace us. We'll also key his car and shit on his doorstep.

>>21154666
You stand there and watch as the creature burns apart.

It makes you feel good, knowing your foe is dying slowly.

>>21154671
Not fast enough, it would seem.

You grab one of the corpses and light it on fire, then use it to beat the plant creature to death. After 10 minutes of furious pummeling, the thing finally dies.

You keep hitting it, you need to be sure of this.

It's dead. Really dead.

The sun rises in the east for the first time in a while.

What do you do?

>>21154678
You're champion until you die, or request to leave.

>>21154700
let out a small sigh, return to that small village, and inform the villagers

Rolled 89

>>21154700
Return to Mirwood and boast of victory.

Rolled 12

>>21154700
Dance and caper off back to the town. We're awesome. Let them know we fixed their shit

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>>21154678
AKU THINKS YOU GUYS MAY HAVE TAKEN THE YANDERE IDEA FROM LAST THREAD TOO FAR.
AKU IS A LITTLE DISTRUBED BY THIS.

>>21154708
You return to Mirwood, but it seems different somehow.

You tell the towns folk that you dealt with the problems.

>"What? When did you go out there? No one's come through this town for a long time. Not since that knight."

Odd.

You tell them that the thing is dead, so whatever.

You leave the village.

What do you do?

>>21154700

Ask village how long we've been away for. Also check out the shrine they've built us in the lichfield. Better be badass!

>>21154739
Call Erik. Ask how much time has passed.

>>21154739
how much time has passed?
call erik

Rolled 5

>>21154739
OH SHIT, WE TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME

Rolled 31

>>21154739
Ask them how long it has been since the knight went into the woods.

>>21154739
Dammit Aku what did you do.

>>21154739

Ahaha... ask the date and don't panic.

EVERYONE WE KNOW IS DEAD!

>>21154749
>>21154751
You put the conch to your ear and ask Erik how long you've been gone for.

No answer.

Erik must be sleeping, or doing something stupid like usual.

What do you do?

>>21154756
You've already left the village.

>>21154770
head back to the dragons lair
see if he is there

Rolled 53

>>21154770
Pray to Hydra, ask how much time has passed. Or ask the retard god.

Rolled 74

>>21154770
Hydra guide my feet. Run home. Yes even through the sea.

Rolled 14

>>21154770
high tail it to gallowmere. We freaked out now. Also ask hydra what's up

Rolled 43

>>21154770
Turn around, look for our shrine, and ask the villagers when that knight did enter the woods.

Rolled 10

>>21154770

>"Hydra. Please tell me the current date. Also sugarcoat it."

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>>21154765
AKU HAS NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TAKING ABOUT.
PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP.

>>21154790
Your feet assist in your physics defying run.

Lands and oceans are nothing beneath you as the sun and moon rise and fall above your head.

You finally arrive in Gallowmere. It's bigger, for some reason.

Everything looks a bit cleaner and more productive.

There's a stone statue in the middle of the town.

It's got a jarring likeness to you, actually.

On a bronze plaque reads;

>"Sir Daniel, the Dancing Knight, Paladin and Champion of Hydra. May he come back and continue his work."

OK, that's surreal.

So far as your count you've been gone a few weeks at the most. But you leave for long periods of time frequently, but they've never put up a statue while you're gone.

You go up the hill to Erik's manor house.

Everything looks more in shape, like someone's repaired all the mess Erik let build up.

There's a sign above the door.

"Delegree Manor house.
Stumbles' Stitches Tailoring.
Areal's female services.
Meryl's garden store."

You knock.

A young woman with brown hair and thin black glasses looks you up and down.

>"I wondered when you'd be back, Uncle. I knew that murder would keep returning you from the grave."

"Rebecca?"

>"Yes?"

"How long have I been gone?"

>"So much bloodshed he doesn't even remember... You've been gone 3 years."

What do you do?

Rolled 99

>>21154871
Where is Erik.We need to know what's happening.

Hydra what is going on

Rolled 76

>>21154871
"YOU...YOU MANIACS...YOU BLEW IT UP.....YOU BLEW IT ALL UUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP okay I'm gonna go catch up with Erik and track down my frenemies. Not like weirder shit hasn't happened. There a shrine to Hydra around here? Gotta check in on things with him too, make sure I'm still a champion and whatnot."

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>>21154871
AKU CALLS BULLSHIT.
FIND ERIK, FLIP SHIT.

Rolled 97

>>21154871
Announce to the general populace that their champion has returned.

Rolled 21

>>21154871
Rolling for complete confusion.

Rolled 72

>>21154907
>>21154896
>>21154892
Look at these rolls. Just look at them. Beautiful.

>>21154908
Apparently I am not that confused and shall simply take this all in stride

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>>21154909

>>21154871

Hug her.
"Thank Hydra! I thought I was gone for decades, centuries, millenia! I thought everyone I knew was dead!"

>>21154871
"Oh thank god, the elf isn't the only one left to boink."

>>21154892
>"It would seem that you were stuck in a time loop, like that man in those accursed woods. Only through outside intervention did you escape."

You find Erik in the only room he spends his time. His Library.

>"Oh, hello Daniel, I thought you went out to find your frenemies? Good to know you're back."

3 years isn't a long time for an immortal Lich.

>>21154907
The general population know their hero has returned, no one else is 6 foot 6 and a walking skeleton.

>>21154939
>"No, Uncle, three years. Three years of peace and quiet. Thanks for coming back... I guess..."

What do you do?

>>21154986
HUG THAT CHILD. Then ask about the frenemies.

>>21154986
check up on the lads, see how they have improved, after we visit stumbles, meryl and the kids

Rolled 100

>>21154986
Inform Erik of what I have encountered, then ask for directions.

>>21155006
We shall surely receive the most concise and accurate directions this universe has ever seen. Or....perhaps we somehow gain a mental gps? 100/100 doesn't come along every day you know. Except it does, but whatever.

>>21154986
Complain to our boss because he didn't protect us from these shenanigans.

>>21155006
WHY CAN'T THIS SHIT HAPPEN IN COMBAT
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK

>>21154986
Check up on Stumbles and Meryl. Ask about the kids.
Go visit the demon whore, if only to say hello.
Tell Erik about what happened.
Find out about what happened in the last 3 years.
Check up on apprentices

>>21155005
>You now realize this whole timeloop thing was generated to get us to the egg-hatching faster

>>21155006

Damn, we must be getting some detailed map!

Also, just realised we missed the eggs hatching! What sort of godfather are we?

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>>21155041
SMART MAN. AKU LIKES YOU.

>>21154996
Rebecca isn't a child anymore. But you hug her anyway.

>"Get off me..."
You release her.
>"You damned murder friends came looking for you, then told me to tell you that they were going on personal quests. Honour, knowledge, blah blah family."

>>21155005
You see your two apprentices, when you left they were teenagers, now they're men. Big men, at that.

Both are stallions among regular folk, and both of them are still training in the yard. This time in full mail and with actual weapons.

>"Sir? Sir Daniel?!"
Gary calls out after kicking Steve in the face like old times.

Both of them rush over to you and tell you how much they've improved.

You listen and let them get back to their training.

>>21155006
Directions to where?

>>21155038
>"That relm was created by that creature, there was nothing I could do until it was too late."

>>21155040
You enter Stumbles' workshop.

He's sitting over his desk, like usual, crafting the finest cloths anyone's ever seen.

>"Rebecca? Any new orde- DANIEL?!"

Stumbles jumps off his desk and skitters right on over to you, and jumps on you in a hug.

>"I thought you'd left us!"
He's crying tears of joy.

"Whoa, Stumbles, it was some forest necromancer or something with a time warp."

>"Right, right, but you're back now. And that's all that matters!"

This goes on for sometime until Meryl walks in.

>"Ah, Daniel, I see you've returned home. You missed the hatching, most of the young went off into the world to live their own lives. There's a few around the manor."

You leave Stumbles' workshop and walk about the manor.

Eventually you find yourself in a refurbished Maid's quarters.

You knock.

Areal tells you to go away, she's working.

What do you do?

Rolled 66

>>21155121
>Directions to where?
To Caliingrad, the golden city that sunk into the inland sea of Tathos.

>>21155121
>Is that any way to greet someone who has been away 3 years?

>>21155121
"BITCH I'M BACK. GONNA GO HELP THE FRENEMIES NOW. AGAIN."

See how Stumbles' children are doing, then track down the frenemies' personal quests. Mark->Clarice->That fucking elf.

>>21155121

Peek through the keyhole!

:3

>>21155121
ask about all our friends in the town, hows mort's business doing?
the town seems to be on the up and up etc..
can we see the child he named after us? after we meet and greet, introductions and all that, head back outside, and test the level the lads are at, if they are at a suffient level, they can also both take 2 apprentices, we are making a home militia, this new prosperous town willb e protected

>>21155121
Go away, of course. We're not going to interupt when she's getting freaky.
Get directions for the frenemies, and catch up on what's happened.

>>21155121
>Blah blah family
HAH, she even tunes Adrian out.

>>21155190
That's our little girl!

>>21155121
Is that any way to greet your favorite crazy knight?

>>21155199
We should tell her how proud we are

>>21155121
Find out if Erik has done literally anything to further his cause as a necromancer.

>>21155213
"Y-you t-tuned out Adrian's personal quest?"
>begin sobbing emotionally
"I AM SO PROUD"

>>21155229
He didn't even notice we were gone, he's probably been reading porn the whole time. Its likely he hasn't even moved

>>21155149
>"Well, seeing as how that's a children's story, try a library."

>>21155154
Who's this to?

>>21155160
Areal sits looking over files and report papers, doing some heavy filing. How horrifying.

>>21155166
>"Mort's club expanded, actually. He bought out the entire of the town's basements and hollowed it out into one massive club/bar."
Rebecca informs you as you peep through the key hole.

"Right. And Stumbles' kids?"

>"Meryl told me that when her species is born, they go out into the world first thing, to live for themselves. I think there's like 4 of them around the mansion."

>"I think the one named after you is cursed, or as you would put it, blessed. The biggest of the clutch, he's usually out with your brainwashed subordinates. Training."

"Oh, so Daniel the spider's taken after his name's sake?"

Rebecca just shakes her head and leaves you.

You leave for outside once more, to test the lads.

"Right, pop test. Gear up, time to get your asses whooped."

>"Not this time, Sir, we've been practicing every day for three years!"

"Well I've been around for 180 of those years."

>"Well, we've got a new comrade."

"Yeah, Daniel, Stumbles' kid."

>"How does he know..."

You hear Dan try to sneak up behind you, you hear his exoskeleton creak as he attempts a jump, you side twirl and dodge.

>"Damn, hesh good..."
Dan comments.

>"Told you."

The three takes positions around you.

What do you do?

>>21155190
>>21155199
>>21155213
>>21155239
She IS your kin, so she has the same blood that once ran through your veins.

If Rebecca wanted to be, she could become an Adventurer in her own right and put most others to shame. She's just morally against it.

Rolled 7

>>21155249
DANCE THE DANCE OF COMBAT SUPERIORITY. Defeat them with open handed slaps and cha-cha dance moves

Rolled 9

>>21155249
fighting stance.
Rolling for combat.

Rolled 13

>>21155269
DANCE BETTER FAGGOT, WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE? CUBAN PETE? BITCH WE FUCKING OWN DANCE FIGHTING. WE ARE THE LORD OF THE DANCE, CHAMPION OF HYDRA. STOP DANCING SO TERRIBLY AND FUCK SOME SHIT UP.

>>21155269
>>21155282
You two, stop rolling

Rolled 20

>>21155282
>>21155269
This won't end well for us, I can see it already. Preparing for humiliation

>>21155282
You assume a fighting stance and get ready for a move.

Gary makes the first move like usual.

He comes for you, shield up, footing sure, and sword raised.

What do you do?

>>21155249
use their own movements against them, that you need more than power, finesse is sometimes the key
then push them through grueling drills, show them that their break is over

>>21155297
Oh you.

>>21155297
dont be so pessimistic
we show them just how good we are, and how much they have improved though, the carrot and stick in equal measure

>>21155249

Is Spiderdan as adorable as Stumbles?

Also bop him on the head with a hammer.

>>21155297
You steel yourself for the humiliation that you're about to inflict upon the three of them.

As Gary moves in you drop your warhammer and shield, clap your hands, and Cha-Cha.

He's so taken aback by this he doesn't see the right hook that hits like your siege arrow.

Gary's gone out like a light.

Steve moves up.

He approaches a bit slower and Gary, but with a more open stance.

What do you do?

Rolled 3

>>21155327
this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJej6kCgxVM

Rolled 15

>>21155327
bitch slap him just hard enough to put him out for a moment or two.

Rolled 4

>>21155327
exploit it, rush in, shoulder charge, while grabbing his waist, fall back, and suplex him, not fatally though