Crack that chest open

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You decide the cracking the chest open is the best way to go. You thunder upon the weak chest with your fists, tearing it apart.

Inside, you can clearly make out the shape of a cape, a spear, a shield and a sword.

Sadly, in your current bodyshape you are unable to carry more than two of said items.

>>21104845
CAPE AND SPEAR

BE THE HERO THAT WE DESERVE!

>>21104881
No, fuck that, Cape and Sheild.

We're going for nokills here

>>21104881
Second.

>>21104891
Shield-bashing and surfing through enemy lines sounds like fun.

One more vote needed to decide guuuuys.

>>21104947
dual wield capes

>>21104947

cape and spear

is it a magic cape OP ?

>>21104881
forthed

also >>21104918 doesn't count

>>21104881
This

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>>21104989
How could a mere knight know..yet ?

You pick up the blue knightly...knight cape and put in on. You also grab the spear and do a majestic pose...because that's what knights do.

>>21104999
Go And Inquire About The Ancient Evil Young Hero!

>>21104999

poke the door with our spear

>>21104999
now that we're armed, lets address that we've just WOKEN UP while on GAURD DUTY. Look around to see if anything's been invaded or stolen while we snoozed like an imbecile.

>>21105024
It would seem someone has stole a cape and a spear from the shest you were guarding. I wonder who it could have been?

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You leave the room and look over the walls of the castle. You see a vast horde of invaders charging their way to the castle.

GOD DAMN.

There's a flight of stairs that lead down to the gates if you wish to protect them. Or you could protect the walls. Or you could...do something else.

>>21105076
Fight on the stairs. We're armed with a spear. We're invincible!

>>21105076
Raise the motherfucking alarm.

>>21105076
is there an alarm we can sound? Maybe ring some bell or send up a smoke signal, something to rally the castle troops?

is that a siege tower in the distance or a battering ram? If we know what they're attacking with we'll know whether to defend the wall (tower) or the gate (ram)

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>>21105112
It's a siege tower.


And by the tops of your lungs you raise the alarm. Your voice echoes through your helmet making you dizzy. However...soldiers begin manning the walls and gates.

>>21105197

Start hurling insults at the invaders

>>21105197
man the wall, pull the sheild and sword into easily reachable positions in case something happens to the cape or spear

>>21105297

Whilst hurling insults at the invaders

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You pull the chest outside, on the walls. After a while, you decide to climb on top of it and throw insults at the filthy invaders.

"Go boil your bottoms you sons of whore mothers !"

This goes on for half an hour. By this time you begin hearing the angry crowd bellow and the siege tower is about to hit ze walls.

Shit. We're in trouble, guys. Time for diplomacy.
As soon as the Siege Tower reaches our wall, start kicking ass and refusing to learn names the way a true knight should. Tell each Son of The Whoremothers or whatever the invading army is called that you want to speak to their SUPREME COMMANDER to parlay. If he doesn't show up you'll consider to murder his worthless troops.

Call upon the mystical powers of your cape to vanquish your foes

throw your spear at the enemies, then sword, then the chest, then the shield, then the cape, then your armor, then yourself

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You bash the Sons of The Whoremothers back and forth along the walls, possibly embarrassing them since you try not do lethal damage.

One of the lesser warriors yells at you fiercely : "The captain wouldn't cross swords with a pig like you !"

>>21105667

"Our pigs are still more noble than your captain."

Continue smacking them around, all the while extolling the virtues of not just our pigs, but our livestock too and how they fight better than the Sons of Whoremothers.

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Not op just felt like doing some quick drawfagging

Use your spear to pole-vault to jump into the siege tower.

(or just, you know, walk in. but that wouldn't be nearly as cool)

>>21105709
fucking redundant "to". typos.

>>21105709
That's quite bloody awesome, my good sir.

>>21105720
Not bad for 5 minutes with a mouse if I do say so myself.

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You charge at the siege tower alone and fearless. Just before you would crash into the enemy before you, you impale ye' mighty spear into the floor, catapulting yourself far above the siege tower.

Ho-Ly-Shit.

You fall upon the fools with the speed and roar of lighting.

>>21105805
Wooooh!

Look for a way to disable the siege tower

(cutting cables, removing ramp, etc)

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You barrel upon the filthy foe, completely smashing half his face in with your spear. You safely land knee first into the foe, pulling yourself up to your feet.

You can hear several screams of terror as some of the Sons back off.

Swat those guys from the ladder that leads up to the tower bridge if they cant shoot you there.

Pose like a boss and demand to see their captain.

Alternatively, go into a blood rage and attempt to punch the siege tower apart.

pick up the guy u just face-stomped, rip off a chunk and start eating and roll intimidation

>>21105934
Seconded except replace the smashing of the tower with kicking people from it.SPARTA

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You pose as bravely as you can and demand the enemy to send you their leader. They refuse ti speak with you at all now...probably because they are terrified.

You leap down at the base of the tower and try to kick it down.

That didn't go as planned....the tower and whatever was inside it is now crashing down on you.

>>21106063
Let the tower fall, nothing inside would DARE to fall on us, lest it be speared.

>>21106073
This is the only way.

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It seems your powers have to do with your cape. You are not sure what it is but...it's certainly useful.

You hear a voice coming from behind you. Quite rough.

"You pig licking bastard of a farm worker ! I will GOUGE your eyes out !"

>>21106128
Ha!Show yourself you donkey molesting imbecile!

>>21106128
Turn around!

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Pose in a threatening manner while you decide to either go all Khorne on this asshole or try using your words.

>>21106147
Seconded.

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Just as you want to pose in the faggot's face he grabs you by the shoulder.

You raise your eyes to see a towering, fat, knight wielding a maul and a tree downing axe. He wears a thick cavalry helmet and a mask. Otherwise he seems to be just another oversized noble.

"You dishonorable snout mouth, you are the one that killed my soldiers ?!" asks he.

>>21106147 here
There's a lot of posing and failed diplomacy going on here.

>captcha liable beentalk
Try using your liable beentalk!

>>21106182
Yes! I beat them fair and square. I first tried to talk to them and asked to see theire commander but they wouldn't listen.
(If he attacks us, go for the eyes or sweep him from his feet with our spear!)

In the event you fight him be sure to attack the red plumage on his helm.

it looks incredibly suspicious...

>>21106191
Sounds dirty...
captcha: phalanxes matsiex
Oh how right I was...

Challenge him to a Pokemon battle

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"Yes! I beat them fair and square. I first tried to talk to them and asked to see they're commander but they wouldn't listen."

"Did you, now ? Well...well. This castle you protect. Is it yours ?" he asks

You stare at him, unable to take your eyes off his double chin and just fat chest. In the end you babble out an answer.

"No, it's not mine, I am a mere knight that serves the Empire."

He laughs heartily and looks you in the eye. You are feeling uneasy as the massive noble watches you. You think this isn't going well, but again, you are no people's person to know that.

>>21106259
°be ready for attack, dodging looking that you are not surrounded etc°
"What now?"

>>21106259
blood for the blood god

stab him

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You smirk and leap at the fat noble, spear first.
He effortlessly lifts his axe, parrying your attack, smirking in response.

Looks like you meet a worthy rival.

>>21106259
I say his great wobbly chin looks like a good target, but our cape is colored and magical perhaps his ...bursh on top pf his helmet is magical too.

>>21106349
Try to let him come, he doesn't look that fast and then cpunterattack and trip him with your spear...hurrr...shaft!

>>21106349
Nice work by the way.

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You let the noble come at you, thinking of doing a counterstrike. He speeds towards you, swinging his massive axe overhead, leaving it rip dirt as you BARELY dodge it, he follows up with a quick maul plow, hitting you in the stomach.

This isn't going well.

>>21106478
The knees and the feet! Stop his movement!

>>21106478
Fuck.
if this is darksoul-esque..which I hope( easier for me).
Try to provoke another attack and then go for his helmet-thing or if not just try to stab him when he is coming for you. You have mor reach then he does.

>>21106485
Seconded!
Knees, legs and feet everything that slows him down...you have reach! If he can't close up to you he is done for.

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As you land after the stomach blow, the knight throws his maul away. Seeing an opening you go for a leg stab, hoping to slow the noble down. He somehow gets hold of your spear's tip and bends it. The snap sends shivers down your spine. This is going to end badly...

>>21106543
Swing the staff around, and smash him in the head. That should disorientate him enough to grab his maul, and crush his head.

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>>21106553
Yes! Otherwise he will rip us a new one.
Damn!This is not funny, the tension is rising.

>>21106543
Attempt to circle around him and get his maul, a staff ain't gonna do shit against this lardass.

also its 9 am so sleep for me.

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You smash the spear splinter against his helmet, making him stagger.

You sure notice that the impact had an effect on him, he blinks quickly as he is [probably] dazed !

>>21106572
Also ah good idea.
Its 3 pm here....happy to be european and have the possibility to contribute to a quest. Normally I am not there when they start.

>>21106597
Run past his unarmed left, garb the maul, and spin around, crushing his head.

>>21106608
Our left, by the way.

>>21106597
Uh.....fuck! try to get the maul now and clobber him with it...or wrestle the spear tip from him and stab him in the eye.
His head is his weak spot!
Or savagely gouge his eyes out with your thumbs if we don't have the time.

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You dive for the maul while the noble is dazed. You are going to make him pay for all this worthless effort, once you get your hands on th-
You feel something tugging your leg.

>>21106636
GRAB THE MAUL. CRUSH THE FUCKER.

>>21106636
AAAAAAAAH!
FALL DOWN HE TRIES TO SMASH YOU STAB HIM IN THE EYE WITH THE GOD DAMNED SPLINTER RIDDEN SHAFT OF YOUR SPEAR.

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You roll and hurl yourself into a vicious stab...The spear splinter goes right through the noble's double chin and into his throat.

He gurgles on blood for few seconds...staring down at you...

>>21106678
Suck it, mother fucker.

>>21106678
Finish him swiftly
A worthy opponent earns a worthy death.

>>21106678

Finish him and take his crest as a trophy!

>>21106678
Fuck, I reall thought we'd die there.
Take a look around if there ae enemy soldiers....and do something appropriate to him diying there.
If we are a romantic idea of a knight honour his death appropriatly, otherwise stab him again and take his stuff.
Take his axe at least.

>>21106697
This and say to him
"This is a good death. There is no shame in this, now go to your Gods."

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>>21106715
Ohhhh yeah

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You take up his axe...

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A stifling surge shots through each and one of your veins... An stifling urge shots through your veins. There's no hope for redemption now...

But this fight is for another day.

>>21106760
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!"

>>21106760

Cleave your way through them anyway! Or regroup with the rest of your forces!

>>21106760
Fuck we should have left him alive perhaps? well no sense in criying about spilled milk...at least take his crest if its magic..who knows..
When will you be back Helithael?

>>21106763
I say we just say this and see what they all do

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You leash out at the troopers, a demonic roar rumbles out your mouth.

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOOOOOOOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!"

And this is a wrap. For today. Thanks you very much for following.

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>>21106801
Applause for our draw and quest friend.
Thank you.

>>21106801

Very nice. Thank you much!

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Thanks you very much once again.

It will clash and burn.