Maybe it was a little too early in the day to start this up?

>Maybe run through some forms and work on the heavy bag instead.

Last thread he said we were in bad shape. I figure working on that first would be the way go

>>21082486
>Maybe run through some forms and work on the heavy bag instead.

>>21082618
It happen, just wait little longer, the people will join in.

Training in the dojo? Weak. We should go swim up a waterfall or bench press a boulder twice our size. Get some REAL training done.

>>21082486
Yeah, i think we should take it slow, we are fresh out of the hospital.

>Maybe run through some forms and work on the heavy bag instead.

Also i hope they didnt take our bowtie when we entered the dojo, or otherwise THERE WILL BE BLOOD!!!

"My ribs are still in pretty rough shape, honestly," you say. Pete nods and heads to the back, returning a moment later with some punching mitts.

"Alright, let's just take it slow for now. We need to work on your set-up and combos anyway."

"I'm doing alright so far," you say, throw out a few jabs. Your ribs feel tender, but the sharp pains are gone.

"Alright, yeah, but you're going all-or-nothing on every attack. You're strong and fast as hell so it's working, but you can't go full rushdown against every opponent and expect it to work."

For a second you remember when Earl Gray charged you, your hip bumping against the table, that terrible second when you had nowhere to go. Maybe Pete's got something there.

>trying out a combo system here - roll 1d100 for set-up hit

Rolled 17

>>21082800

Rolled 43

>>21082800

Maximum Combo!

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>>21082854

You throw out a jab for the classic one-two punch. Something in your side aches just the wrong way at the wrong time and the punch barely doesn't quite land. You decide to throw out the right straight anyway.

>roll 1d100 for right straight

Rolled 39

>>21082928
Come on!

Rolled 71

>>21082928

Smash through!

>>21082945

>71+43 = 114

The right is solid and cleanly executed. You catch Pete wincing a little bit.

"Okay, so you're getting the hang of it. Just remember that each set-up hit is gonna give you diminishing returns. After awhile you'll lose momentum and your followup won't be as strong. Let's work at that for awhile."

You drill the basic one-two combo until it comes as naturally as breathing. You're not sure if it will quite translate into your stick fighting, but one of the lessons you learned from the Earl Gray fight was to have a backup style in case you're caught without weapons. Also never leave home without your sticks.

"Alright, time for some real talk," Pete says.

"Yeah? What's that?" you ask between breaths.

"I'm not the one who's gonna hone you up to World Warrior Tournament level. For one thing we don't even fight in the same style, for another you're already a step beyond most of my students."

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>>21083093

"I can train on my own," you say. You picture yourself wandering into the wilderness, swimming up waterfalls, knocking over trees with your fists. Shit's gonna be so cash.

"I know what you're thinking and stop it right now. For one thing you don't know shit about camping, for another there aren't any mountains near Metro City."

You stop punching, breathing hard as you and Pete rest. You've actually managed to work up more of a sweat than you anticipated.

"Look, I've got some questions. You don't have to answer right away, but these things might make a difference about who you want to train with."

"For one thing, why do you fight?"

>To win.
>To become stronger.
>I fight for its own sake.

"What's your end goal?"

>To become the World Warrior Champion
>Not get my ass kicked.
>Hadn't thought of an end goal yet.

"You after money, fame, something else?"

>The prize money and the fame
>To be a respected and honored fighter
>Another goal

"I mean, like I said, you don't have to answer now. Just think about it, alright? You're gonna be making some choices coming up here that really depend on what you want.

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>>21083224
>"For one thing, why do you fight?"

>>To become stronger.


>"What's your end goal?"

>>Not get my ass kicked.


>"You after money, fame, something else?"

>>Another goal: To become the most dandy fighter in the world.

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>>21083224

>I'm leaving this point open to voting and discussion for as long as this thread is active. No wrong answers, but I thought the community should get a say in Anon's motivations and goals instead of just me. Doesn't matter if you're wandering into the thread at midnight after everyone else has stopped posting, your answers will still count. Write-ins answers are valid too.

>It's also not going to be an entirely either-or. If it's a landslide that's one thing, but if voting is split between honorable warrior and fame&fortune then Anon will be split between them too. All voices will be heard.

>>21083224
To become stronger

Not get my ass kicked

Never again sit in a dandy bar and imagine myself be a street fighter. I'll be on.

Rolled 51

>>21083224
We fight to win, to show the assholes in the tournament that they arent oldskool enough.

Our end goal... Becoming Champion is too ambitious i think. I dont think we have thought about an endgoal yet.

We are after dandyness and respect, like the heroes of old.

You mull it over, the conflicting motivations running through your mind. You'll probably have to sleep on this.

"Sorry to drop that on you. Hey, you thought about learning a projectile move?"

In all honesty your method of throwing sticks super hard at people has worked so far, but you can't guarantee an infinite supply of sticks the way other fighters can an infinite supply of blue fire out of nowhere.

"Look, check this out," Pete says. He starts shadowboxing a few light-jabs in the center of the dojo floor. After about ten seconds he throws a right straight that projects a blue flash about ten feet straight from his fist.

"Holy shit," you say, "Since when have you been able to do that?"

"Pretty sweet, huh?" Pete says, grinning ear to ear. "I finally worked it out last week. It's even kind of an original construct instead of just another ground wave or big blue ball like everyone else does."

>Can you teach me to do the same thing?
>Can you teach me to create my own projectile?
>Can you hit me with it? I've never been hit with a fireball before.

>>21083456
>Can you hit me with it? I've never been hit with a fireball before.

followed by

>Can you teach me to create my own projectile?

>>21083475

This.

>>21083475

Like this anon's decision.

We should maybe try to create ground-based projectile attack like Mr Big's Ground Blaster.

>>21083224
"For one thing, why do you fight?"
>I fight for its own sake.
"What's your end goal?"
>Be respected by my fellow martial artists.
"You after money, fame, something else?"
>To be a respected and honored fighter. And to bring class back into fighting.

>>21083475
Seconding.

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"Can you hit me with one of those? Never been hit with a chi attack before, I'd prefer to know what to expect going in."

Pete shrugs and moves about ten feet from you. He warms up through a series of shadowboxing moves again before throwing that last right straight. You're quick enough to notice that it actually retains the shape of his fist, just glowing bright blue. Then it socks you in the jaw.

It feels exactly like being punched in the face.

"You alright?" Pete asks.

"Yeah, yeah, fine," you say, rubbing your jaw. "Do they all feel like that?"

"Little less or a little more depending on the shape. Chi is chi, though, it's basically just a big bundle of energy throwing itself at you."

"Huh," you say. "Think you can teach me to do that?"

"Honestly? No."

>>21083584
Well, that didn't escalate at all.

>>21083475
This. We clearly learn better through experience. Our projectile should be some sort of shockwave from swinging our stick/arm so hard the air cracks around it. Ki magic can enhance it.

>>21083655
Or alternately we tap into HAMMERSPACE and get able to summon infinite sticks to throw at Ki Karate Hobos.

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>>21083584

"That's...kinda harsh," you say.

"Well, you've got no chi control," Pete says, shrugging. "You've got crazy strong chi the way most fighters do, but you can't actually do anything with it. It just kinda sits there."

"Oh," you say. It's kinda disappointing.

"That's what I wanted to talk to you about today, actually," Pete says. "Like I said, I can't train you, but I can tell you a bit about your style. Like, if I had to break it down...here, I wrote it out."

Pete actually pulls a note out of his pocket. It reads

ANON'S STATS
POWER: A
SPEED: A
DEFENSE: C
CHI: C

"S-rank style," you say.

"Whatever," Pete says. "I can get you a meeting with two trainers, but you're gonna have to impress them. One of them's Karate Joe the Fighting Hobo."

"The karate hobos?" you say. You've seen them around Metro City the same way everyone has, usually eating the turkeys that get left around the city by Governor Haggar or beating up Mad Gear remnants for money. They keep the street gangs in check and never attack civilians though, so police let them go.

"You'll get proper chi control if you train with the karate hobos. Once you can control your chi you can do whatever you want with it. So that'll raise your chi. Probably take your speed up with it. Make a man out of you."

"What's the other option?" you ask, your heart sinking.

>Fight to become stronger.
>End goal? Not get my ass kicked because I got lucky once.
>Not after money or fame. Hell, I just fucking fought because some asshole threw the first punch.

>>21083691
>governor Haggar.
Sometimes, I wonder why he keeps getting voted in.
And then he fucking calms a riot all by himself by beating everyone in it.

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>>21083691

"The other option is harsher. I know a fighter from Southtown. Kyokugen Style Karate. If you meet their fighter and impress him you can train in Southtown until the World Warrior tournament starts."

"Isn't Kyokugen the style that nobody learns because the human body can't take it?" you ask. "There was a thing about it on the news."

"Very, very few people have mastered it, that is true," Pete says. "You're not going there to learn proper Kyokugen-ryu, though, you're going there to learn their conditioning methods. If you do that you'll be taking your Strength and Defense stats up a level. That's good if you keep up the rushdown style."

"No, I remember now, they threw a guy out of a plane."

"Out of a helicopter. At a tree, it broke his fall. Look, you've only got two months before the World Warrior tournament, you've got to knuckle up fast. These are your two best bets. And we don't even know if either of them will accept you yet, you've got to impress them."

That sinking feeling in your stomach just keeps getting lower. "And how do we impress them?"

"Well, there's the beautiful part. You're gonna help me and I'll help you on this one." Pete leads you out of the dojo to the duffle bag he brought with him. "We've got a King of Fighters three-on-three bout with Southtown in a week, and we're down a man. You fill in, you'll meet both the trainers at the meet."

"W-well..."

>Go for it
>Try to come up with another training plan
>Go home and be a family man

End goal? Tave over the governance of Metro vity from Mr. Haggar so he can run for presidency.

>>21083805
This is gonna be fun. We should go for it.

>>21083805


Go for it!!!

Be a MAN!

Go home and be a family man.

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"Ehh. Sure," you say. "But I don't want to risk my World Warrior placement on it."

"Don't worry about that. For one thing, we can enter you under another name," Pete says, rooting around in his gym bag. He finally pulls out a costume he apparently bought for just this purpose. It looks Halloween-ish. "For another, I picked up this awesome mask for you to hide your identity."

>>21083895
"One condition. I get to wear a bowtie. I think i have a black andwhite one somewhere..."

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>>21083895

HENSHIN! *Doing a dramatic pose*

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Next time on Street Fighter Quest, BATTLE FOR THE SKULL.

Cutting this one short today because I've got a meeting I'm running late for. If I get out early and this thread's still active I might try to do a brief side-story later. Do me a favor and keep it active for a bit so we can get some more responses on the motivation questions/which training to shoot for from the later crowd, would you? Thanks.

>>21083930
Can do. Also, i vote for the Kyouketwhatshisface training. Karate Hobo livestyle might compromise our snazziness through lack of personal hygiene.

>>21083805

>Go for it

South Town, here we come!

>>21083874

>Street Fighter Quest ends
>Haberdashery Quest begins as anon pursues his new dream of bringing style to the masses

>>21083655
Rather than a straight projectile it should be a multi-hit attack that extensd at twice our range. We go hard and fast, the pussy long range cherrytaping isn't in us.

>>21084274
Yep. If it's gonna be chi projectile attacks, then it's going to be chi projectile attacks from headbutting distance. "Shotgun barrel to the head"- style.

>>21084274

I read that as "multi-hat" attack and thought we'd be throwing sharpened top hats at people.

Also, if we can agree on looks, build and hair color for the main character I'll make a sprite edit.

>>21084301
>Multi-hat
>Imagine going into combat in full get, complete with tophat and gentleman cane.
This has definite possibilities.

>>21082486
My good man, you forgot the scarf.

>>21084301

Looks like we're hammering out persona, maybe next time we'll get some looks.

>implying we won't be covered in a Skullomania costume next time

>>21084419

I should work out a potential third training regimin that boosts Style ranking to S++. You'd need to carry two canes though.

>>21085595
Nah. It's
>Cane, Monocle, top hat, suit, pocket watch.

We either swap from double stick Eagle Style to single stick Rolento Style, or get a cane that comes apart into two pieces.

You guys feel like a sidequest tonight or should we hop straight into the King of Fighters match?

Still taking opinions on >>21083224 while we're at it.

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I say, it is time to train with bears.

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>>21083224
>"For one thing, why do you fight?"
To become stronger, and to set an example.
>"What's your end goal?"
Haven't thought much about it, but I suppose it's to prove to all the young hotshots that all the World Warrior Legends became legends for good reason, and we intend to honor them.
>"You after money, fame, something else?"
Respect and honor, and to bring class and dignity back to the fighting arts.

>>21086017
>bring class and dignity back to the fighting arts.
>beat man up with a dildo

>>21086036
Baby steps, man. Baby steps.

>>21086036

>implying that wasn't our finest hour

>"For one thing, why do you fight?"
"Anon, what do you see beyond your pool cue?"
"The path of the gentleman."*twirl the moustache*

>"What's your end goal?"
Governor of MEtro City. Mike Haggar president. Possibly of the Earth


>"You after money, fame, something else?"
To bring the standard back up to the old days.

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>>21085964
Either or. I wouldn't mind jumping into the fight itself.
FYI, the dude in >>21083805 is Seo Yong Song, the Tae Kwon Do fighter in the 3D SNK game Buriki One. He's one of Kim Kaphwan's students.

Now THIS is Kyokugen.

>>21085964
Sidequest? I'm curious about it and the main quest isn't going anywhere.

>>21086146

I meant the image as a standin for Pete, that was the first fighter in a blue gi I could find. Should've been clearer on that, sorry.

That Kyokugen poster is completely amazing. I...I kinda want that as a full-back tattoo.

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>>21086146
Top row, left end: Dan Hibiki (lol)
Top row, right end: Ryuhaku Todoh (first enemy in Art of Fighting 1) (also lol)

>>21085967
No idea what's going on, but you should listen to this man.

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Your name is Boss Honda and you're looking for the man who ruined your life.

A little over a week ago you were having a few beers and watching the World Warrior tournament in your favorite bar with some friends. Jolene was there, the beautiful green-eyed waitress with a body to die for, and six months of big tips and backwoods charm seemed like they were finally going to get you to a date. Next thing you know some punk in a bowtie - a bowtie! - knocks a beer out of your hand in front of everyone. You threw him the gentlest Hundred Hand Slap you could to lay him out. It might have been overkill, but you were a little drunk.

Half an hour later and the punk comes back in to take a shot at you. You don't like thinking about the rest - you especially don't like thinking about the end - but it ends with you unconscious with a foot-long sex toy thrown on your face. If you hadn't been fired up you might not have wagered your title. You might not have to see the laughter in everyone's eyes when you tried to come back the next night. You might not have seen that someone drew graffiti of that sex toy on top of the signed photo of you that used to hang on the wall. Jolene might not have laughed when you asked her out.

Someone's gonna pay.

>>21086402
Oh, this'll be fun. The Rufus to our Ken.

>>21086402

That night, reeling home drunk from Jolene's dismissal, you tear out a page from the phonebook with the five Anon Ymus listings in Metro City. You pass out at home, the page still clutched in your hand...

The next day you wake up to the morning news blaring. You fell asleep in front of the TV again. Theres a story about this Anon asshole getting into it again, beat a boxer named Earl Gray half to death.

>start looking for Anons in the phonebook
>track down this Earl Gray guy
>clean up our act, renounce violence, pursue Jolene as a gentleman

>>21086464
Save
>clean up our act, renounce violence, pursue Jolene as a gentleman
for later. We avenge our honor, THEN we settle down. Some gayfucker cityboy needs a good shit-slapping before anything else.

>track down this Earl Gray guy

Save the urge to settle down for now, son. You want a fine woman like Jolene, you're gonna need to be a champion, not a laughingstock.

This Earl Gray fella might be able to tell you a bit more about how this Anon fights, though. You own memories of the fight are hazy, and what you do remember you don't like to think of.

Later that morning you've arrived at Metro City Central, the premiere trauma unit in the tri-state area. An enormous statue of Mike Haggar stands before it, knocking around a half-dozen Mad Gear punks. The chance to live under the jurisdiction of such a fine destroyer of men was the entire reason the Honda clan relocated here from Oklahoma.

At the front desk you lay the southern charm on thick as you can with the nurse. She asks your relation to Mr Gray. You quickly scramble for a suitable lie.

>acquaintance
>family member
>husbando

>>21086599

You're his brother.

>>21086599
>Family member
"Cousin o' mine, works the industrial sector with me."

>>21086599
>family member

>Asian fat guy
>Black Giant

"Diffetrent father."

>>21086650

"A cousin o'mine, dear old Earl," you say, smiling as wide as you can. "Distant cousin." The nurse buys it and points you to the third floor.

When you arrive at the third floor you find Earl in bed. This Anon asshole really did a number on him judging by the number of things wired into and onto him. The only part that seems free is his right arm. Someone left a handful of balloons and an unsigned card near the bed.

For the first time you almost feel sheepish. What are you going to say to this man?

>roll 1d10 and give us something to break the ice with

Rolled 6

>>21086746
"You look like shit. Is this just business as usual fer you or somethin' special?"

Rolled 4

>>21086746

Hey cus, long time no see!

See if we can convince him we're actually related.

>>21086787

You decide to try breaking the ice with some good natured ribbing.

"You look like shit. Is this just business as usual for you or soethin' special?" you say. The fire in his eyes indicates that Earl might have less of a sense of humor than you'd expect from some sort of boxing waiter or whatever his shtick was. You clear your throat.

"Alright, my name is Boss Honda. You and I have a certain acquaintance in common, and I was thinking that we should beat the shit out of this acquaintance and reestablish me as the Street Fighter of this town. When you're done lookin' like the six million dollar man you can take an honest run at me anytime you like. All I need from you is...

>help me fight him
>tell me what you know about his style
>I just want your moral support

>>21086972
>help me fight him
Boss Honda is not above playing the numbers game if it's about getting his title back.

>>21086972

Ask about his style. By the time Earl is back in fighting shape it may be too late for this round of the World Warrior Tournament.

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>>21087023
>>21087069

Tiebreaking third vote anyone?

>help me fight him
The dildo. Jolene. Can't let this pass.

>>21087133
Or just put the two together. Ask about his style, THEN make sure he'll back us up when we start slapping shit.

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"Maybe just help me out any way you can?" you ask. "Tell me what you know about him. Maybe if you get healed up before I manage to find him we can take 'im on together. Sound good?"

Earl Gray motions for you to come closer, and you do. He then motions with his good arm for you to give him a pen, and you gladly oblige. He spends a few seconds writing out a message before sliding the paper to you.

The message reads SUMO IS FOR FAT BABIES.

"I see you are not a cooperative man," you say, mustering all the dignity you can. No time to get sidetracked from your revenge. You jot down your number. "Just in case you stop being such a phenomenal asshole."

You turn to leave. The visit was something of a bust, but you still learned a few things. Earl Gray was a huge man and still got his ass stomped by Anon, so at least you didn't lose to some chickenshit wimp.

Standing in the hallway is a young woman in a radical motherfucking helmet. She seems to be waiting to go into Earl's room.

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>>21087395

You can't see behind the helmet, but you get the impression she's sizing you up.

"Boss Honda?" she asks.

"Yes indeed," you say, puffing up your chest. Who knows, maybe she's cute under that helmet.

"Former Metro City World Warrior candidate, recently lost a bout to Anon?" she asks.

"Y-yes, but only because he ambushed me when I was drunk," you say. "Sucker-punched me right in the middle of the bar. Everyone saw it."

She silently digests this information for a few moments. There's no sound but the buzzing of the overhead lights giving everything a sickly greenish tinge. Watching this unmoving statue of a woman you're suddenly a little unnerved.

"I'm going to have to fight you. A little bit. Please prepare yourself," she says. She steps into a ready stance - some variant on karate, you think.

>Laugh it off and offer to sign something for her. She's obviously a fan.
>This is weird. Get into a ready stance.
>This is really, really weird. Attack!

>>21087483
Attack! Might be one 'o dem "cyborgs".

>>21087483
>This is really, really weird. Attack!
"What, just 'cuz some cudsucker wins on a fluke, now everyone thinks they can take Boss Honda? Fat chance!"
Lay into her with hundreds of hands slapping.

>Akira
Daaawwww
>This is really, really weird. Attack!
No more getting suckerpunched!

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>>21087656

>it's a different character, I just like Akira's design a lot and decided to use it. Sort of like how Anon is going to spend some time as not-Skullomania
>if this gets too confusing I might drop it though

"No more suckerpunches!" you think to yourself. You lay on with a Hundred Hand Slap. A proper one this time, not the gentle-as-can-be version you gave that Anon.

The girl doesn't move, not properly. She twists and bends a little at the waist here and there, but her feet remain firmly planted. This lasts for maybe two seconds - an eternity in slap-time - before she lashes out with a punch.

>oh snap
>roll 1d100 for defense!

Rolled 43

>>21087732
Sumo doesn't quite bob-and-weave, but we'll figure something out.

Rolled 63

>>21087732
You gotta use something people often forget Sumo excels at

The Throwing Game

Grab that Punch and throw her to the side

Rolled 15

>>21087762
>>21087792

>player average: 53

>>21087732
Just 'cuz I'm fat don't mean i'm slow!

Rolled 31

>>21087827
Aww, fuck it. Too late anyways.

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>>21087809

>Skull Girl's attack 15
>player defense 53

The punch is almost laughably slow. You grab hold of her wrist and armbar her hard to the side. She flies about five feet into the concrete wall of the hospital and hits hard.

She just stands there for a moment, perfectly immobile. Almost inhuman. Maybe that rattled her head in the helmet a bit and left her woozy.

Suddenly, quickly - inhumanly quickly - she lashes out again, this time with a kick.

>roll for defense, taking first roll

Rolled 8

>>21087887
Chuck her again!

Rolled 48

>>21087887

>>21087918
I don't think a mack truck really "stings."

>>21087896
I like where this is going.

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>>21087896

>dat roll

She's faster this time - too fast. The boot connects while your hand is still halfway raising to defend. You stagger, your vision starting to blur.

Enough of this defense noise. You're a fighter! Time to go on the attack!

>roll 1d100, taking the highest again. There's a penalty for being dazed.

Rolled 30

>>21087981
Just fucking Palm Strike her helmet off

Rolled 41

>>21087981
What's a little extra head trauma if we get a chance to share? Flying Headbutt!

Rolled 24

>>21087981
Counter with a punch

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Rolled 18

>>21088016
>a punch

Nope, time to bust out dem sumo techniques

Rolled 91

>>21088004

>our best shot
>Skull Girl rolling, ten percent bonus for dazing us

Rolled 51

>>21088059
Fuck

>>21088059
Alas, Boss Honda. I hardly knew ye.

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>>21088059

>Erm. I was planning on this fight going a bit longer, but...Skull girl rolled over a hundred. So.

You couldn't have planned this out better if you tried. It's a narrow hallway, she's standing with her back against a corner. Nowhere to dodge to. Time for your hero's signature move, FLYING HEADBUTT.

Skull Girl plants her feet and draws her fist back. Even as you launch you have a bad feeling about this.

The last thing you feel before you fade to black is a gloved fist slamming into the top of your skull like a jackhammer.

>>21088168
Boss Honda has now been beaten by Black Mjolnir and a masked girl. On top of that, he got KO'ed in a hospital of all places. Poor bastard.

>>21088168
The only saving grace in this curbstomp is that it can't compare to the public dildo slapping.

>>21088168
Did... Did we just get worf'ed?

Rolled 37

>>21088168
I hope this is not the end of the Boss Honda quest
He deserves more love

>>21088229
To Boss Honda's credit, we don't have much else to compare him against for the sake of power scale.

>>21088246
I'm just going to assume that this chick is like bison doll status or something. Boss Honda is too much of.... well, a Boss, to have his lovestruck quest for revenge and his stalwart desire to regain his honor stifled so easily.

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>>21088168

You come back from the darkness to a gloved hand slapping the shit out of you.

"Wake up. Wake up and speak," Skull Girl says. She's hooked her arms under yours and is dragging you to the elevator one pull at a time.. "What does he look like? Anon?"

"B-brown hair, kinda normal lookin'," you manage to slur. With a grunt she hauls you another foot, pausing to catch her breath. "Wears a bowtie and suspenders."

"How does he fight?" she asks. Another titanic pull. You're halfway into the elevator now.

"Two sticks. Pool cue. Then a big ol' dildo." That actually causes her to pause.

"Did you just say a big dildo?"

"Huge. Slapped me right in the face with it." Tears nearly spring to your eyes. "I got beat up with a dildo and then a little wisp of a girl like you beat me."

With one pull she drags you the rest of the way into the elevator. She pounds the button for the trauma floor (one of them, at least. Metro City's a rough town) and steps out.

"What are you gonna do?" you ask.

"I'm gonna ask Earl Gray the same questions I asked you. Then I'm going to find Anon and ask him a few questions." She half turns to face you as the doors close. "Don't feel too bad about this. You never stood a chance against Kyokugenryu."

BOSS HONDA QUEST 1 END

>>21088240
>>21088229

I meant for Boss Honda to get sober, start working out and become a serious rival to Anon. Then the rolls for Boss Honda went pretty badly and Skull Girl rolled like a boss. If he appears again I really hope it goes better for him.

>>21088246

He could probably take Earl Gray in a fight right now. But that's not saying much. They may both reappear once they've had time to recover.

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>>21088286
Kore ga Kyoguken-ryuu da!

>>21088312
A self-proclaimed sworn rival of a man looking to restore elegance and dignity to fighting is a sumo redneck. I'd written Boss Honda off as comic relief, but if that's what you're looking for, then don't let us stop you.

>>21088286
So a second route to Kyokuygen Ryu out of nowhere?

We'll have her teach her the conditioning while we train with the hobos.

>>21088360

He's a silly premise, but he's a rough-loooking and inelegant man who uses a highly cultured fighting art. He might make sense as a rival to Anon, who's elegant but fights like a motherfucking beast. And we did apparently ruin his life.

>>21086061
>Mike Haggar for president
I can dig that.

>>21088587

I think this has to happen at some point.

Who would be his VP? And for that matter who's the newer mayor of Metro City?

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>>21088637
I'm wondering if Jessica Haggar followed Yuri Sakazaki's footsteps and learned fighting from dear old dad by now. Hell, she'd probably be one of Rainbow Mika Nanakawa's main rivals.

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A last shout to the late-night readers, you can still contribute answers to >>21083224. Determining Anon's goals and personality a bit with that one.

Might not manage to get a thread going tomorrow, but we'll see what happens. Next time we're kicking right into the King of Fighters match.

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>>21083224
>>21083290

>I'm leaving this point open to voting and discussion for as long as this thread is active. No wrong answers, but I thought the community should get a say in Anon's motivations and goals instead of just me. Doesn't matter if you're wandering into the thread at midnight after everyone else has stopped posting, your answers will still count.

Well, I guess my answers are still good.

>Why do you fight?
For the thrill, to get my blood pumping. The excitement of dodging, parrying, spinning, slashing and dicing.(option 3)
>What is your end Goal?
To not get my ass kicked.
>You after money, fame, something else?
See pic attached.

>>21082486
Someone archive this? Already it looks like we've missed the second one.

"For one thing, why do you fight?"

>To win.

There's no sense of fighting for anything else but victory. Pete, I know you and most of Metro City think my win was a fluke, that I'm not a worthy contender for the title. But I don't get into fights I can't win.

"What's your end goal?"

>To become the World Warrior Champion

I know what the stakes are. Up there, in the highest tiers of the tournament, we got people with robot arms, reincarnations of old gods, insane experimental monsters and people that can set me on fire with a casual wave of the hand. I know all that. And I'm going in there to show them a regular guy can be more than a match for all that crap.

"You after money, fame, something else?"

>To be a respected and honored fighter

I may not act like much of a gentleman, but I think it's time that the tournament gained some much-needed style. When the reigning champion of Metro City is a redneck sumo wrestler, you know something's terribly wrong.

Those are my answers.

>>21087732

I'd prefer if Skull Girl is Akira, actually. Or at least a student of hers. I imagine she's grown to be a fine leader in the criminal underworld by now.

>>21090324

They should all be in the archive. Only the first one is missing the Street Fighter Quest tag, but it shows up under the tag for Street Fighter.

>>21091702

It's a fighter who was likely inspired by Akira the way Anon was inspired by Eagle. The problem with it actually being Akira is 1. She lives in Japan and 2. This takes place an unspecified amount of time after Street Fighter 3, so she'd likely be in her thirties by now. If we reach Japan in the World Warrior Tournament she may show up as a cameo.