>>21068324

A string of failures that you'll probably have to work your ass off in trying to break, seeing as you're stuck with this whole Warmaster gig. You're not really looking forward to that, just as much as you're not looking forward to the treatment, or whatever it is Kharn won't tell you. For all you know you'd end up just like her, metal claws and a fetish for blondes and all.

You take out your pack of cigarettes from your inventory and light one. You offer Kharn the box wordlessly, and smiling, she takes one carefully with her brutally-clawed fingers, placing the stick between her lips and then leaning down close to your face to light the tip against yours. A couple of puffs, and she draws back, the both of you breathing smoke in the cramped room.

But maybe it'll be all worth it, in the end, right? Maybe if you pull this off all nice and proper, Mami'll actually be proud of you for once.

"Matsuda?" Kyuubey says after a moment. "...Your report, please?"

Oh, yeah. You were supposed to say something to the cat.

What do you report?

>>21068338
Well, one of the tenth's girls showed up recently and tried to kill me. Also tore a couple of the guards to shreds with, I shit you not, giant psychotic bears.
*cough*IAlsoRequisitionedawingofmigs*cough*

>>21068338
The tenth sent an assassin to deal with Midori. Midori tried talking her down, but negotiations fell through. The assassin was able to control the local bear population, and used them to effective lengths. They were dealt with, and the magical girl incapacitated.

Everyone ate bear steaks with the most victorious attitudes. We have yet to interrogate the prisoner.

"one of the girls working for the tenth incubator had the nerve to ruin my hunting trip. Should we be worried that she turned up almost at the same time I arrived at this super secret R&D base in the middle of nowhere?"

>>21068338
Incident with one of the Tenth's(?) magical girls. Attacked our patrol, supposedly for the purpose of recapturing or liquidating Midori.

However, she was a bear user/controller, and in light of this the string of bear attacks in greatly unusual intensity prior to our arriving here is extremely suspicious. I am suspecting that chasing down Midori may be a cover, probably to disguise an attempt at infiltrating or attacking this facility.

I intend to interrogate her to ascertain more accurate information. For the time being, I recommend caution, but no overt action. Losing one of their top agents is retaliation enough, unless they choose to escalate matters.

>IT'S TIME

>>21068338
"Some news. We had an incursion from one of the Tenth Incubator's girls, she was after Midori. Siberian R&D may be compromised.

I'd also like to know the rest of your Intel on the Golden Weapons. If I'm Warmastering for you, I need to see the whole picture."

>>21068338
One of the tenth's girls turned up and attacked our forces with mutant bears

She claimed she had come to reclaim Midori but we had evidence of her being in the area longer than Midori has been on our side

We have her soul gem for interrogation and we will be finding out as much as we can

"The root cause of the sadistic bear problem that surrounds this facility and been found and expunged. The cause was a magical girl called Miral Wakaba who worked under Juubey, the 10th incubator."

Pause

"Can I expect a FULL briefing on the golden weapons on my return."

>>21068450
>>21068411

thisy these

>>21068338
First ask Kharn how long the Murderbears have been a problem and state that Mirai has likely been around for that length of time. She claims she was here for Midori, but Midori only just arrived so this is likely a cover story for something the 10th Incubator is planning.

>>21068324
Let's not forget to mention that bear attacks were happening BEFORE we arrived, hinting that Mirai was here for other reasons besides retiring Midori.

This is important, guys.

>>21068480

oops namefagging

This call has visual. Start off by flipping him off.

One of the Tenths girls was waiting for us, very nearby to the facility. She said she was here for your newest Callidus, but that's too much coincidence for me. Anything you want me to get out of her while we detain her soul gem?

>>21068490

ohhh better plan

>>21068496

the actual fuck!?

>>21068502
It just doesn't want to go away

>>21068338
>What do you report?
Let's give him report with as many bear puns as possible.

>>21068613
>>21068612

>besttimeoftheday mind

>>21068350 >>21068392 >>21068416

"I see. One of the Tenth's, you say? And Midori tried to talk her down, but she nevertheless pursued an aggressive course of action?" Kyuubey tilts its head slightly to the side, its expression unchanging. "Hm. And you say that the bears she attacked with was reported to be behaving strangely even before you got there? Kharn, can you verify this?"

Your former partner and Warmaster takes a deep drag from her cigarette, and it's then that you hear her fleshmetal fingers clink together as she plucks her cigarette from her lips, gesturing at Kyuubey with it. "This is true. The bears near the R&D base have been unpredictable as of late. Long before before the Warmaster arrived."

You glance up at her at the use of the title, brow furrowing, and she smiles down at you, before glancing back at the screen.

"Maybe it is just nothing, but I share Murderface's suspicions. The Tenth Incubator may be playing the silly buggers game with us." Kharn nods at Kyuubey, before placing her cigarette back between her lips. "I have taken the liberty of increasing security around the base. Double patrols, automated sentries, shoot on sight policy. If anyone so much as tries to infiltrate us, we go into automatic lockdown."

Kyuubey nods back, seemingly satisfied, before seemingly focusing on you. "Are you taking notes, Matsuda? That's what a Warmaster does. Try and learn from Kharn while she's still around for you to learn from her." This elicits a giggle from your friend. "You have my permission to interrogate this Wakaba Mirai. See what you can find out from her, what the Tenth's plans may be. If she proves resistant, destroy her immediately - we've no need to a potential Witch situation inside that facility. Is that clear?"

You nod.

>>21068652


"Good. Now, I'm not sure why you're asking me about the Golden Weapons, Matsuda. But rest assured that Kharn may be able to answer your questions, whatever they may be. If I find anything else about them, however, I'll let you know as soon as you get back."

The Incubator's seem to change slightly at this, as if suddenly defensive, but maybe that's just your paranoia talking. You can't say for sure.

"Is that the extent of your report, or is there anything else you wanted to add, Matsuda?"

How do you respond?

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>>21068632
That damn twitter resizing images.

>>21068652
>You glance up at her at the use of the title, brow furrowing, and she smiles down at you, before glancing back at the screen.
given how tall and endowed Kharn is and the fact that Chiaki is sitting, it must have been one hell of a view...

>>21068655

i'm not sure if we had anything else.

maybe suggest upping security a bit back at the officio?

>>21068655
>>21068655
Did we confirm that Gorefather and Gorechild were Golden Weapons? If so, call him out on that, and demand to know just how many Golden Weapon users he has running around for him.

>>21068655
That'll be all, I think.

We'll let you get back to... whatever creepy mutant cats talk about in conference calls.

>>21068691
What about some added security on midori's parents? just in case.

>>21068655

flip him off and say goodbye

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"Eat a bag of whatever furry little dicks you mutant cat things love so much. Out."

>>21068655
>How do you respond?
Once I'm done here, I want Kyouko for aide, Sayaka for bodyguard and Midori for secretary. If that's above the limit of personel I can request, increase it acordingly.

>>21068655
Ask him how long he's known about the Golden Weapons and why we weren't told about them when we first brought it up.
Bastard better have a good reason for using us to test the Golden Weapons when he already knew about them.

>>21068704

Kyuubey should have already moved them somewhere safe, which reminds me.

we need to let Midori call her parents so she can fill them in on her lengthy trip 'out of town'.

>>21068732

"You didn't ask."

>>21068655
"No, go back to to your meeting with your other furry friends"

>>21068747
Also "Above your clearance. You will soon know what we know."

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>>21068655

Wish him a nice day. We don't always have to be a jerk, he's really been nothing but helpful to the best of our recollection.

Besides, it'll probably confuse the crap out of him.

>>21068655

>reply
Though Mirai's targeting of Midori may be a cover-up for something bigger, there may still be the threat of retaliation against her parents. If it has not been done so already, I think that it may be prudent to either strengthen security for them or perhaps to even move them to a safer residence on the QB corporation's property; if they get suspicious, say it's a pilot program for employee housing, or somesuch.

"Is there anything [i]else[/i] I might need to know that is suddenly and fortuitously no longer above my clearance? About a certain witch, perhaps?"

>>21068819

I am all for confusing Kyubey.

>>21068819
haha Yes, this is best.

Timestop.

Hey Pinky. Talking to the mutant cat. Anything you'd like me to say?

>>21068819
This, all the way.

>>21068855
This.

>>21068655
Actually, yes, there is one more thing:
We want to bring up Kyoko and possibly Sayaka as our aides. Using up two top Magical Girls like that will need his approval.

Could you stop bothering the guy with stuff that will take weeks until it is needed?

>>21068934
No real need to bring it up just now, really.

>>21068946
>stop bothering the mutant cat
It speaks volumes that the only intention in our earlier decision to apparently stop messing with him is to in fact mess with him further.

>>21068969
>>21068934

Actually, given Kyuubey is ostensibly a corporate boss, informing him of this well in advance is beneficial, since he can mark it down and is less likely to blow us off on the basis of it being an impulse request.

>>21068998
Perhaps we should phrase it like "There is one persion I would like to get as an aide, but she is practically joined to the hip with another girl. I would just have to get the second girl as well."

>>21068998
Maybe, but he is in a meeting right now. Not the best place to demand things.

>>21068704 >>21068723 >>21068819

"I don't see the reason to increase the security around Hanegawa's parents, Matsuda, but I'll see what I can do. Wakaba Mirai notwithstanding, it's been relatively peaceful here in Mitakihara ever since you left." A moment of silence as Kyuubey glances at something offscreen, before reaching forward and tapping at something below your line of sight with a paw. "But it's the prudent thing to do, I suppose. COnsider it done."

Another moment, and it's then that he glances at you strangely. "...You're asking for the two best Eversors under my employ to be a part of your retinue, Matsuda. The Eversor Rank Leader and her second, at that." It's then that you see the Incubator seemingly frown at the screen, before shaking its head. "Well, I'm not all that against it. You will need protection, and the two of them work well enough as a team. However, you do realize that Sayaka has volunteered to retire you twice, now? I rather doubt she'd take well to the idea of being responsible for you, if she even considers it at all. I'd suggest picking someone else."

You shake your head. It's either both of them or none at all.

"...Very well. I'll see about the paperwork." Kyuubey lets out another one of his sighs, before turning to the side again. "Yes, yes, just another moment, please. Let me talk to my Warmaster in peace."

Your boss seems to be getting nagged by his fellow mutant cats. Probably time for you to end this call.

You call his attention, and he blinks at you.

"Yes, Matsuda? What is it this time?"

[1/2]

>>21068998
Sure, but we could just prep a memo, rather than make the other incubators wait longer.

>>21069046

You smile slightly at the bastard mutant cat and wish him to have a nice day.

The moment of silence that followed afterwards seem to stretch on forever, before Kyuubey coughs. When he speaks, his words are tinged with an almost palpable confusion.

"...Yes. I...I gather I will. Likewise, I suppose, Matsuda." A moment. "Sever the connection."

The screen goes blank, and there's a click as the call ends.

And Kharn laughs, nearly choking on her cigarette's fumes while you yourself lean back on your chair, joining your former friend in hilarity.

That was almost worth it.

"Well, that was nostalgic, I admit," Kharn chuckles, wiping a tear away with a black fleshmetal claw. "Ah, now you are learning, Murderface. Sometimes, Kyuubey needs a bit of a ribbing. He is always stiff and formal sometimes! But, ah, I think we are lucky to get someone like him." She nods to herself. "Of all the other Incubators, it is strange, but he seems the most human." It's then that she laughs, again. "To an extent."

Well, that's true enough. He's human enough to warrant your irrational hate.

You rise out of the chair a bit shakily, and Kharn offers you a hand for support. You take her hand - noting how her long, unnatural fingers completely dwarf yours - and with a few near-stumbles, you both make it out of the communications room, walking side by side. Back to the living quarters.

"So, tomorrow is treatment day. It will be before breakfast, better so that you do not throw up as much during it." Kharn grins at you. "Now, ah, I will be honest, Murderface. You may want to spend night doing something...memorable, if anything." Her playful smile falls, replaced with a completely serious look. "We do not know what will happen, tomorrow. So...maybe you would like to spend some time with Midori, eh?"

How do you respond?

>>21068888
Quads have spoken. I'm Mick Foley, and I approve this message.

BANG BANG!

>>21069025
How about something more subtle in concealing who we're planning on hiring?
"There is no one aide I can imagine who is capable of making up for my many deficiencies. How many am I allowed to get?"

>>21069050
Having a long discussion with Midori would be prudent. Having sex with her is not.

>>21069050
"That's forbidden love."

>>21069050

MIDORI HO!!!

though I think we should share this night with the one who has been with us through thick and thin, through trial and error and through the darkest of days

Kong of course

>>21069050
Maybe but how about I show you a good trick

We will need more vodka for it first

>>21069050
"You. Me. Kong. Shot for shot.

For Malal"

>>21069073
Oh man, this.

The nostalgia bomb will make it worth it.

>>21069073
This. 100% deadpan, never breaking eye contact.

"I'm almost certain you have the wrong impression, Kharn." Smile (somewhat wistfully) and do NOT think about Iori.

There's one more person that needs to be vsiited: Pinky.

Also, Kharn ships Chiaki x Midori, huh? Neat.

>>21069050

"that is forbidden love."

we need to have a talk with her regarding the treatment and the possible outcome.

as deadpan as magically possible.

i hope Chiaki trusts Midori now.

>>21069084
Midori comes too. Might as well show her the full Murderface Experience.

>>21069092
Of course not
We only have thoughts for Mami and Kong

Kharn would understand

Now I'm wondering who Mami ships us with.

>>21069130
At first Iori
Now? Probably Midori.

>>21069109

I like this plan

We still need to show Kharn soul gem drinking

>>21069073

This, followed by

>>21069092

After any hilarity dies down.

Pretty sure that Kharn hasn't accurately guessed as to what the actual situation with Midori is. She probably thinks that Chiaki "took" Midori as spoils of war or somesuch.

Y'know, it might not actually be a bad idea to visit Pinky some time tonight for advice and shit, given that she seems to not want us to die, and it is, after all, her influence that is causing this.

>>21069130

Mami is the victim of somebody else's shipping
PINKY'S

>>21069050
"Yes, but not for the reasons you think."

While we walk, we should ask and make sure that the gold stick Kharn took from Ahriman is in the vault

Kharn's Chiaki x Midori insinuation makes me wonder if she read Miracle Midori...

>>21069199

We should check if our shield still works, but not with Kharn holding us. We don't want Kharn finding out our connection with Pinky.

>>21069050
"But that is forbidden love."
But talking with Midori, that we may be out for a while, and giving her permission to use the communication room to contact her parents, should probably get done.

>>21069073
This so much.

>>21069050
"So you can have your time with that whitey?"
"Sure, why not"

memorable torture of the magic girl. her suffering will be legendary! were are the torture knives.

>>21069282
I want you to leave

>>21069073
oh man, we have to pull this line.

also, just to double check, kharn doesn't know of that doujin series, does she?

>>21069282
This! Those bitches live on suffering! We are just giving her a free meal!

Is it time to start the Deculture summoning ritual?

>>21069431
It hasn't even been a full hour yet.

>>21069431
Not even an hour. Put it back into your pants.

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>>21069050
"We should postpone the treatment of me until I had the chance to interogate Mirai. Her being her before me and another one of the Tenth`s Girl hanging around as a Witch in Mami Tomoe`s apartment seems like an odd coincidence to me.

..And I don`t belive in coincidences."

>>21069456
Forbidden love, then this, then explaining the full Murderface Experience to Midori.

While drinking.

>>21069463
>[]...What should I do, then?
Last girl I met with romantic interest ended in treats

>>21069463
[x]...What should I do, then?
As much of a murdering psychopath as Kharn is, she seems to have her life in order.
May as well ask for advice.

>>21069073

Mere moments before you utter your deadpan reply to your former partner's none-too-subtle way of getting you to sleep with your subordinate do you feel her entire skeletal hand close over your skull, the cold metal of her fingers clamping around your scalp. Making you feel like a prize in one of those UFO catcher machines you see in the arcade.

"Hahaha! That is very funny! Very funny, Murderface! Funny joke!" Kharn's grin is wide as she gives you a little shake, but with you in such a precarious position and the red dots in her black eyes focusing on yours like twin lasers, you begin to realize that there may be more to Kharn besides a friendly face and a cheerful accent. It's the second time, maybe, ever since you landed here in Siberia, that you felt that invigorating twinge of fear when you first laid eyes at the Ninth Incubator's former proxy.

You can't help but sweat a little, even in this cold.

But as soon as she does this, Kharn lets go of you - but not before giving you a rather affectionate, almost sisterly slap upside the head.

"This is this and that is that, Murderface!" Kharn says, and for the first time you hear an exasperated note to her voice. You glance back at her just as the elevator the two of you have just stepped in lurches in its journey ever downward. "This is no joking times! Did not you hear her confess to you, in front of her friend, about to kill her? I was there! You cannot say you did not hear, or if you forgot, because I was there too!"

Kharn steps forward, prodding your chest with a clawed finger. "This may be last time she will see you before a month, that is very real possibility! Having some common sense, Murderface!"

You blink up at your former partner in silence, before frowning.

How do you respond?

[]That's between my subordinate and I, Kharn. As much as I respect you, it's none of your business.
[]...What should I do, then?
[] . . .

>>21069463
>[] D...doushio?

>>21069487
[X]...What should I do, then?

>>21069487
[x]...What should I do, then?

I can't help myself.

>>21069487
[]...What should I do, then?

And add:
"You know as good as I that starting something with me is a death sentence. She has this silly notion that I am some kind of saviour. I`ll end up hurting her at every step of this relationship-thingy... Or even worse."

>>21069487

this is an opportunity to find out how to respond to such feelings,

[]...What should I do, then?

even though we will probably not get in to a situation where we can use it without screwing everything up, not soon anyway.

it will be useful to have.

[X]That's between my subordinate and I, Kharn. As much as I respect you, it's none of your business.

A talk with Midori is fine. What Kharn is insinuating isn't. I like Midori but reciprocating her affection is just asking for Pinky to kill her.

>>21069487
>[]...What should I do, then?
Though I doubt Kharn will be much use as it seems she doesn't really get into relationships so much as one-night-stands. And One-Night-Standing our subordinate is probably not a good idea. Neither is getting into an actual relationship for that matter.

>>21069487
>[X]...What should I do, then?

Normally I'd decide against it, but the upcoming (possibly lethal) procedure, being rattled by news of Iori, being paranoid about Mami's blanket rustling, and the pleasant vodka buzz, I would think consider blowing off steam with Midori a *little*.

POMF =3

>>21069487

I w-w-would rather drink with you Khan-chan desu

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>>21069598

>>21069487
[x]...What should I do, then?
We need all the help we can get to stop being a trainwreck of failure.

>>21069487
Guys!

Guys!

This is a PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to ask about the tongue thing!

>[X]...What should I do, then?

>>21069487
>[x]What do you think i should do, then?

>>21069487

i do believe Kharn really really wants to kill us, or at least inflict as much pain as possible on us.

and we probably deserve it.

>>21069487

>[x] . . . I am not sure if she is even knows her own feelings. We spent most of our time together in the silent room.

>>21069487
...Am I detecting residual trauma over Kharn never getting with Malal, or something? Because it feels like that.

>>21069707
I guess she feels not getting with malal was a mistake, and she doesn't want us to repeat it

>>21069707
Uh, she quit being queen of her own army/harem and moved to ancestral siberia because her buddy kicked it.

I'd say that Kharn is about 65% residual regret and trauma over Malal by volume.

>>21069487
>[] . . .

>>21069487
[]...What should I do, then?

>>21069487

[] I....I don't really like hot lesbian dickings.... I'm not..... uh.... it's forbidden....

are magical girls allowed to be straight?

>>21069803
Well, Kharn IS banging Souji. So I guess it's technically possible for them to have hetero sexual encounters.

>>21069803
No.

No, just no.

No, shame on you for even considering it!

No.

And before someone points it out, I refuse to believe Mami had a boyfriend! ;_;

>>21069803

all signs point to Tomoe Mami being straight.

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>>21069803
..Do you even meguca?

>>21069803

Well, I just assume that straight magical girls are the exception rather then the rule. The whole 'I might become a monster someday' would put a damper on the relationship

>>21069841
Oh my...

>>21069834

No don't mention... that guy.

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>>21069834
Well.. you know. We can always fall back to plan B and try to MAKE Mami love us.

>>21069874
>>21069874
YES

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>>21069864
HAHA! PREPARE FOR LEWD!

>>21069874
we already have one quest devoted to being yandere

I am not opposed to another

>>21069834

I supposed I asked for that when I suggest that HOMURA could be straight. the very thought makes the universe tremble with mirth.

>>21069889
T-that's taking it a step too far! A-are you really allowed to show that on the internet?

>>21069889
You're a sick freak, you know that? I thought spoilers weren't supposed to hide nsfw stuff here.

>>21069889

my HUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! reactor has gone into overload.

>>21069889
...

D.. Do.. Do you ha-have anymore?

>>21069833
>>21069839
>>21069803
WHAT IS THIS HERESY?!

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>>21069930
It's Heresy, sir.

>>21069516 >>21069534 >>21069541

"You are asking me?" Kharn seems to lose a bit of her momentum at this, a thoughtful expression on her face. "Well, for difficult situations like this, you use your tongue. See?" She opens her mouth, and you spend a couple of moments watching your former partner demonstrate a particularly tricky move that you're sure is impossible without a tongue as long or as flexible as hers. A move that you're positive you saw somewhere else. "Awound, zen in. Awound, zen in." She closes her mouth, smiling. "There, did you get that? I am not going to repeat that again, it is too embarrassing."

You shake your head, still somewhat stunned at that display. The elevator once more lurches, before grinding to a halt - and you turn to make a beeline for your room, to try and forget about just what Kharn implied you should do to your subordinate.

Does she think you can actually do something like that? The sheer lunacy of it. The audacity.

Your tongue isn't anywhere near as long as hers! Not even a third!

"Alright, alright, now that is my joke." Kharn says as she pulls you back into the elevator, turning you around to face her. "No, Murderface, I am not telling you to have sex with her, even if she is cute and she would probably let you. There must be desire on both sides, if there is only one then that is sure way to ruin love." She shakes her head.

"All I am asking is that she considers you as someone very important to her. Naturally she is concerned with what is happening to you, and even if she is trying to be strong for you by not showing it, there are times when you need to allow her to rest. Let her be weak, eh? Even for a moment."

[1/2]

>>21069969
>[1/2]
>How do you respond?
Make your mind up, Deculture. =P

>>21069995

The former Warmaster of the Ninth Incubator smiles at you. "There is no harm, I think, in spending a night in each other's arms. There is no need to go any further, I think she will be happy enough with just that."

...So it's just cuddling. No tongue stuff, no other stuff. Just cuddling.

"Yes! How you are calling it...skinship! Yes, that is important!"

Skinship. Right. The excuse perverts use.

How do you respond?

>>21069949
...
WHAT IS THIS HERESY DOING HERE?!

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>>21069925
Yes. I have a whole folder dedicated to Mami and Homura-Shenanigans

>>21070002
Being... Heretical, sir?
I'm sorry sir, but knowing more about the Heresy would probably also be Heretical.

>>21070000
But do you really think I could keep a relationship going?

>>21070000

we could sleep in the same room as her... and maybe talk to her for a bit?

>>21070000

I am not sure if she is even knows her own feelings.

>>21070000
"Eh. Whatever works."

>>21070000
"I don't do so well with getting close to people out of combat situations. What happens if something horrible occurs and it was all my fault? She might be just as happy with me in the same room, talking to her."

>>21070000
"As far as i know, you know me better than anyone.

Do i deserve to be with someone, even if it's just for the sake of making them feel better?"

>>21070000
"Maybe I'll just talk with her."

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>>21070000

SLEEPOVER!!!!

>>21070008
Upload it please. I lost all my files a month ago.

>>21070000
I think we should just talk it out with Midori. I'm still convinced it's a mixture of Stockholm syndrome and her own fantasies with Murder Mayumi.
If her feelings are indeed legitimate, giving her a hug because of the circumstances wouldn't kill us. Maybe.

>>21070008
May I please have it, kind anon?

>>21070050

I like this.

>>21070074

Same here.
Neither of them are in the right mind to sleep with each other.

>>21070000
"If i don't make it... take care of Midori for me?"

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>>21070085
>>21070070
I`ll see what I can do.

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>>21070117

it's even more adorable because it means she's condemning Midori to the sadistic pleasures of our lovely ex-warmaster

well i guess we might still get to torture as kharn but really wanted some old school murderface, perhaps kharn can keep in in statis so we have something to do at the months end. though i guess kyubey will be expecting a report.. damn it.

>>21070196
Nobody ever said that we were terribly bright.

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>>21070050
I support this action.

>>21070199
If you really need to masturbate to torture, there are plenty of other places.

>>21070199
We're actively attempting to phase out Original Flavor Murderface in favor of the new version.

The change of name is Significant.

>>21070000

>Reply to Kharn

Calling this situation delicate is like saying the ocean is wet. She's in a fragile way, but I'm not sure if encouraging it would really help her in the long-term. A thing like that happened in the past, and it ended badly for both parties.

There are issues that are clouding the situation. From the way you did that tongue-thing, I'm sure that you're at least marginally aware of how complicated it is right now.

>>21070050 >>21070288

"Honestly? Truly?" Kharn echoes as she places both clawed hands on your shoulders. "No, Murderface. No. Neither of us deserve what we have, right now. You and me...we are marked, you realize?" A small smile curls her lips. "We are monsters, forsaken daughters of the Blessed Lady or Faust or whatever she calls herself now. We are dangers to ourselves and those who embrace us as friends. Even those who are Magical Girls, themselves. We are destined to die with a smile on our lips, with the corpses of our enemies strewn all around us."

Your former partner takes a deep breath, before letting it out in a sigh. "But that does not mean that we cannot try to fight fate, at least. See if we can delay it, one day at a time. Enjoy what time we have left, and ensure that those who will be sent to slay us have good memories to remember us by." She nods at you, before patting away imaginary lint and snow from your shoulders. "So for now, I think it is a good choice, at least, to be the...Chiaki Matsuda that Midori adores, if only for tonight. It may not be the one she loves, but at least it is something."

It's then that Kharn yawns, covering her mouth rather coquettishly with a clawed hand. "Mnah, do not worry about complicated. Midori is smart enough to know what you are doing. She has more common sense than you, in fact, and it shows." Your former partner smiles sleepily. "In any case, whatever you decide to do, I wish you nothing but the best. Honor and courage, Murderface." And with that, your former partner trudges out of the elevator before you, feet clanking briefly on the elevator floor's steel grating before being muffled by the living quarter's carpet, leaving you alone to stew in your thoughts. You hear her yell something in Russian - and Souji's shouted reply comes back.

What do you do?

[]Visit Pinky.
[]Visit Misaka.
[]Visit Midori.

>>21070000
Quads? Holy shit...

>>21070604
>Visit Misaka
Don't think we've talked to her since we sent her away for the fight. Afterwards

>Visit Midori

>>21070604
[x]Visit Pinky]

>>21070604

[]Visit Pinky.
[]Visit Midori.

In that order. After all, nobody will notice but us.

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>>21070604
[x]Visit Midori.

>>21070604
Let Misaka have some time with her brother.
Pinky talk might be benefitial to us but
Midori did a lot for us. Let us listen to Kharn advice and spend some time with Green.

Yeah, we may lose many things in future but I have feeling that Pinky will be the last one

>>21070604
[X]Visit Misaka.

We need to administer head pats and call her a good girl.

>>21070604
We've been putting off Pinky-talk for too long, methinks.

Also, I was just listening to this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T22g1mwdfLs&feature=relmfu

>>21070604

There are no happy endings for Puella Magi. In the end, we face Witchdom or death.

Well, I would like to Visit Misaka, we have to say we are sorry as there are not going to be any bears around here for a long time and also we should give her a secret mission to defend the base

While I got a good line for Pinky we should hold off taking to her.

But well after Kharn's speech, we really have to visit Midori.

>>21070604
[x]Visit Pinky then [x]Visit Midori.

Pinky doesn't cost any extra time, so might as well.

>>21070604
Damn you deculture. We need to say goodbye for now to all of them at some point.

>>21070604
Damn you deculture. We need to say goodbye for now to all of them at some point.
I say:
Misaka first
Then Pinky
Then Midori sleepover.

Visit Pinky then Midori.

Pinky visit involves time stop so it's not like it'll spend any real time.

>>21070604
[x] Visit Pinky. It has to be done.

>>21070648
>>21070662
>>21070686

Why do we want to say goodbye to pinky?
It was because of her weapons that we are in this situation.

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>>21070604
[x]Visit Misaka
But quick, just to see how she is. Then:

[x]Visit Midori.
We are staying the night.
Also locking the door before. We don't want a visit from pervert brother in the morning like last time.

>>21070604
Misaka.

Midori is going to be an all night visit so we should do her last as we won't be able to do any of the others after her.

I'm thinking we take care of Misaka, maybe visit Pinky quickly, then cuddle with Midori all night.

>>21070604
> You hear her yell something in Russian - and Souji's shouted reply comes back.

"SOUJI! ARE YOU WEARING OF THE GIMP MASK?! MISTRESS HUNGERS!"

>>21070604

do we only get to visit one? i'll vote for Midori if that is the case.

if not i think it is a good idea that we see Misaka before Midori and maybe find out the reason why she dislikes Kharn.

really important that we end the day with Midori.

>>21070000
And the quads keep on coming.

"Where'd you learn that thing with your tongue?"

>>21070604
>[x]Visit Misaka.
>[x]Visit Pinky.
>[x]Stay with Midori for a night.
this order

>>21070707
Because she gets very jealous and may do horrible, terrible things to our friends if we spend time with them and not her before being unconscious for a month.

>>21070604
[x]Visit Misaka.
Tell her sorry about not bringing her, and to defend the base.
[x]Visit Midori.
Time for a talk.

>>21070707

Goodbye? Nonono, this is trying to get on her good side so she doesn't torment our unconscious and defenseless self for an entire month.

Paranoia time!
Who do you think will be dead/witch/flesh'o'fallenangels when we wake up?

>>21070740
Oh, I think that we will see her during our month-length coma

>>21070758
Mami and Iori.

>>21070763
True. But would you rather her be a happy" You came to visit me so now I'm visiting you!" mood or. "Why did you see that green haired slut and not me?!" mood?

>>21070758
If Pink is good to us, Sayaka.

We check in on Pinky and Misaka, then spend the night with Miracle Mayumi.

>>21070758

When we wake up The whole base will be a ruin, and pinky would be going "Everybody's dead Homura-chan"

>>21070758
For the last few posts I sense Midori death flag

>>21070779
Stop reading my thoughts.

>>21070779
And how we'll return to Mitakihara? By stolen Mig-29?

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>>21070758

>>21070758
Absolutely no one, everything will be fine and dandy and we will have a big sleepover with loads of pancakes!

That's not happening, is it? ;_;

>>21070731
Seconded

>>21070779
>Fuck, again? Prepare my Slider-coffin and THIS time try not to dump me in a witch barrier.
And give me different starting weapon

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I wouldn't say Mami will go nuts yet. I think that's being saved for the boss before the final one.

[x]pinky
[x]midori

>>21070604
>[x]Visit Midori
Misaka will be there in the morning to watch Science happen to us, and we'll probably be spending the next month with Pinky.

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Wait. What if everyone else is fine, but the treatment doesn't work and the quest swaps perspective to one of the other girls having to fight Murderface?

>>21070778
It was miracle midori and murder mayumi.

Relatedly, i can remember the names of the imaginary characters in an imaginary yuri doujin in a double-imaginary universe, but not the names of anyone i'm introduced to IRL

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>>21070858
Dibs on Midori

>>21070804
Correct.

>>21070858

we'll be fine, /tg/ can get up to all sorts of shinanigans with shape changer powers

>>21070858
Everyone would be absolutely fucked.

Timestop is straight broken, flashback confirms.

>>21070874

I suffer from this also

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>>21070858
Well, It's not Murderface Quest.
It's Magical Girl Noir Quest, we already experienced perspective shift more than once and we still have an Officio full of Magical Girls.

I'm waiting for QB perspective though

>>21070874
I know that feeling. I put it down to remembering what interests me.

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>>21070858
>>21070889
>>21070893

THE WORST ENDING

>>21070889
Alpha, find me five magical girls with op than Chiaki Murderface Matsuda!

>>21070889
Until Murderface gets bitchslapped unconscious.

>>21070898
...who's who in this pic?

>>21070604
Quick visit with Misaka, stop time to visit Pinky, spend night with Midori.

>insertion orszess
I'm not sure that's safe to put there, Catpcha.

>>21070758
I put a nickel on the base being abandoned, Kharn being the puella magi with five Gold Weapons that Pinky mentioned, and when we wake up to the empty base Kharn hunts us from the air ducts like a fleshmetally xenomorph with stonking great... mamis.

>>21070907
From left to right: Sayaka, Mami, Homu, Madoka, coobie, Kyouko

>>21070893
Murderface has insulted you once more. What do you do?
[]Blank stare and condescending reply.
[]blank stare and condescending reply.
[]blank stare and condescending reply.

>>21070929
You forgot
[]Withhold mission critical data because it wasn't specifically asked for.

>>21070929

the choice with the capital 'B', definitely.

>>21070922

Well its more like

Oktavia von Seckendorff (Sayaka), Candeloro (Mami), Homulilly (Homura), Kriemhild Gretchen (Madoka), Coobie, and Ophelia (Kyouko)

>>21070898

even in witch she still boobs

>>21070921

Plus, Sayaka and Kyouko will have broken up/witched out, Mami is MIA, and Pinky has decided to erase the concept of pancakes and booze and painkillers.

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>>21070893
No.

>>21070969
and midori has been "Taking care"of us and is a psychological train wreck that makes Yuno gasai look well adjusted

>>21070969

and Iori became "Magical Iori" and witched out about 2 weeks after.

>>21070980
>>21070976
both midori and iori are witches and have been fighting a small war over our body

>>21070976

now let's not be hasty with rash judgements here...

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>>21070976
> is a psychological train wreck that makes Yuno gasai look well adjusted

...Are you retarded or are you just trying to be overly dramatic?

>>21070983

But on the plus side, they still make that shampoo we like.

but we can't remember what it is!

>>21070997
I think he's trying to be funny. It's something called a "joke".

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>>21071010
..How exactly is being overly dramatic funny?
You probably think that being LOLSORANDUMECKSDEE is funny, too, don`t you?

>>21071037
>>21070997
>>21071010
let's just take it as another stupid post on the internet and leave it at that

>>21071037
it was obviously a joke, a not funny one at that.
just let it go

>>21071045

instead, keep thinking of all the horrible ways this procedure could play out!

>>21070929
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwvVhXItl1w&feature=fvwrel
>Even though It wasn't I who was in Siberia, I felt a chill. Chiaki Matsuda's newfound ability to talk proved to be quite dangerous. I prefered her when she wasn't as inquisitive.
There is something going on. My brethren's reactions, Wakaba Mirai's appearance and that suspicious reaction in Faust whenever Chiaki's using the Golden Blessings. Seeing me leaving to the window, my secretary asks for my future plans. It would be regretable to worry her too much so I clearly state my intentions. "I'm going for walk. Alone"
Dunno what made me write that. I'm slightly bored

>>21071052
But someone is wrong, on the internet, and he doesn't have a brutally beclawed lab member / paramour to drag him away...

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>>21071045
Tch! Fine.

So... Magic girls and stuff...
How do people think Malal died? Witched out? Golden weapon?

>>21071148

it was stated that most Culexus have a lifespan of two to three years after contracting and then they become dried out living corpses. My guess is she reached the end of her line and Kharn put her out of her misery.

>>21071148

i'm betting it has something to do with that thing she was so upset about, in combination with Murderface fucking up royally.

maybe she started to witch out and Kharn had to end it.

not to sure how Kharn would earn the title of Betrayer from such a situation though.

>>21071148
...

I am guessing Witched out. Someone close to you witching out and your other friend killing them would be traumatic.

Although I really wonder what sort of witches Culexus produce. Since they are anti-magic.

>>21071176
I wonder if we'll get a moment like the end of return of the Jedi.
"Kharn... take off my mask, so that I may look at you with my own eyes."

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>>21071073
Oh, so cute. She tries to murder me. Adorable.
WTF BITCH?!

>>21071201
Lay off the coffee.

>>21071201
>She's literally the gun
>For some magical reason guns don't kill people unless used by a human being

>>21070976
>midori has been "Taking care"of us and is a psychological train wreck that makes Yuno gasai look well adjusted
As far as yanderes go, Yuno _is_ actually very tame one...

>>21071176
Nah, they said that's without Kyubey's TRON suit helping them out. Something probably happened to her.

>>21071181
I wonder what sort of wish produces a Culexus to begin with. Anti-magic is sort of an odd power in general, even weirder when its based thematically off a wish.

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>>21071223
>She's literally a dud
this is what real (anthropomorphic) gun looks like

>>21070604
Talk to Pinky, then chat it up with Misaka, then spend time with Midori.

Bracing for Chikawa.

>>21070980
>>21070969

Chiaki forgot to turn off her Noir.

and woke up covered in witches.

>>21071294

do not tempt fate!

>>21071306
this is way too fitting

>>21071257
>>21071285

You know, since the TRON suit has been mentioned to show soul gem purity on an electronic display. it wouldn't be to far off to imagine that they have a self-destruct that activates just before Culexus witch out. Perhaps due to Murderface's actions the self-destruct got damaged and we got a Malal-witch

>>21071285
>That situation made me really desperate! I wish something was different
>Is that wish worth trading your soul?
>Wha... my soul?
>Yes, now tell me, what do you want?
>Well I want you to fuck off!
Bam! Culexus

>>21070841 >>21070643 >>21070668

You grind out the stubby remains of your cigarette against the elevator doors before flicking the extinguished butt towards the direction of the trashcan that Kharn had bounced a can off Souji's head into, at the same time mulling over just what your former partner had just told you. Kharn...well, if there's anyone who would know about these things, it's her. It's not like you got into this career expecting a quiet retirement somewhere idyllic, right?

Well, you don't really remember how you got into this in the first place. But that never seemed to matter then, it doesn't matter now.

You make your way towards the cluster of doors at the far end of the living quarters. Behind one of the doors, you can hear Kharn's and Souji's voices, muffled, low. Whispering in conversation, broken up by what seems like soft laughing in Kharn's part, and grumbling in Souji's. You decide not to eavesdrop and leave the two alone - Kharn, at least, deserves that much.

You turn towards the door of Misaka's room, and carefully, slowly, twist the doorknob in your grip. The metal handle creaks, but only slightly. You push the door forward, just a crack - and peek through it to see Misaka, buried underneath the covers up to her chin, arms around Big Pete. Her labcoat strewn on the floor beside her bed.

Careful not to make too much noise, you walk in, pick up her lab coat, and slowly fold it into a somewhat-neat pile your arms dealer could wear again without it being too rumpled. Watching Misaka's peaceful, tranquil face as you do so.

You leave after giving her a gentle pat on the head. You'll tell her that she was a good girl tomorrow, you promise.

You manage to leave without waking her. At least that's something.

[1/2]

>>21071334

Your visit to Misaka done, you make your way towards Midori's room. You reach out for the doorknob, your fingers curling over it.

Every single Magical Girl is living on borrowed time. A Magical Girl's documented life expectancy varies wildly; depending on what kind of Incubator she's contracted with and what wish she traded her immortal soul for, it could range anywhere from sixteen minutes to three years, at the maximum.

With enough common sense and a healthy sense of acceptance to the inevitable existential shithole she'd signed up for, she'd be lucky to add a couple more years to her total. Unless, of course, something like this happens to her, which in case there's really no reason for her to start planning for her birthday, much less thinking about what to wear next week. Because as far as she's concerned, it's up in the air.

Midori...well, you're not too sure what to make of her. Sure, she'd been just a bit too clingy after Kyuubey made her your subordinate. There was that thing with her doujin, which you...if you're honest, you had a bit of fun torturing her with. But she did help you out when you needed it the most. She turned her back on her friend - said friend having been sent to kill her, of course - when she was asked to come back. Midori held onto you when you had completely lost control of yourself.

People like that don't come around often, you think.

You push the door open, slowly. Stepping in as you do so, making do with the least bit of entryspace so as not to make the door hinges creak any more than they have to.

[2/3]

Music for the occasion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VT4HFOOCZA

>>21071347

Midori is still asleep, bandaged up, pretty much in the same state as you left her earlier.

You toe off your heels and nudge them gently to the side, before walking up to the bed. Glancing briefly at the chair that Souji had long since vacated.

What do you do?

[]Wake Midori up. A talk is needed.
[]Let her sleep. Cancel your transformation and sleep beside her, underneath the covers. She'll understand.

>>21071285
It could be from a wish made out of spite. That is, they wished for someone to loose/fail to obtain something.

>>21071358
[x]Let her sleep. Cancel your transformation and sleep beside her, underneath the covers. She'll understand.

>>21071358
>[]Wake Midori up. A talk is needed.
Let's (try to) not send any more mixed messages.

>>21071358
>[]Wake Midori up. A talk is needed.

>>21071358
>[]Wake Midori up. A talk is needed.

>>21071358
[x]Let her sleep. Cancel your transformation and sleep beside her, underneath the covers. She'll understand.
Sometimes you don't need words to convey a message.
And as Kharn said, she's a smart girl

>>21071358

....

>[X]Cancel your transformation and slide in beside her, underneath the covers. Then wake her.

>>21071306
>>21071306
I lol'd
But then i was sad.

>>21071358

let her sleep

>>21071389
This one.

>>21071389
Agreeing with this, intimate talk requires intimate situation.

Shit reason, I know.

>>21071389
This, this deserves subtlety attempt.