My body is ready, OP!

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>>Ogre waifu

But she doesn't look like that.
She's musclefat.

>>21025443

She was just rolled up in fatal, she is a pedophilic slave whore with All the debauchery.

THE QUEST TO END ALL QUESTS.
THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING ON A SATURDAY NIGHT/SUNDAY NOON.

I am the previous OP and I approve and support this.

>>21025446
what is the original of that?

I am the anon who made the debauchery roll to end all debauchery rolls, 99+25.

>>21025452
I have no idea, sorry.

>>21025449
She's also radically heterosexual and hates fags and women.
Shit, I just realized I forgot to roll her allergy due to her poor health.

Okay we never did decide on a name. I liked Doom-Carpet...

but I'm leaning towards "Bitchslutwhyaren'tyoudouingwhatItoldyoutodotenminutesago?!" Bitch-Slut for short. It's what our master called our beloved waifu.

feel free to throw out a name suggestion.

As far as our quest is concerned I'm thinking that we'll follow the adventures of our Ogre Waifu as she tries to come to terms with her new position in the world. He master is dead, having been killed by Female Supremacist amazon adventures and she's "free." She's been given a bag of money by her "liberators" and dropped off in amajor metropolitan area with business references for several profemale establishments.

how does that sound for a one shot?

>andhole with

presumably captcha wants to make use of our "toddler pockets."

>>21025463
Yeah, she should totally have one. Roll 1d8 for it.

Rolled 3

>>21025470
allergy to semen come on

>>21025466
>feel free to throw out a name suggestion.

Name her Fagballs.

>>21025466
It sounds deliciously derailable. No only kidding. Sounds great OP.

Rolled 6

>>21025466
It begins.

>>21025473
She's allergic to mammals of one species due to dander.
Your choice.

>>21025463
okay somebody roll up an allergy if we haven't done that yet.

>>21025481
Humans

>>21025479
Or has hay fever. Again, your choice.

>>21025481
Humans.

>>21025481

humans

>>21025486
>>21025488
Yes, I was afraid of that.
Humans it is. She is allergic to them.

human mind.

okay Bitch-Slut AKA Fagballs AKA Doom-Carpet, devourer of children AKA temba her legs wide is allergic to humans.

gimme a second and I'll get our intro post going.

>>21025466

So lets go looking for a brothel to work in, also scope out the local schools for kids.

>>21025492

Oh lord. Extremist fundimental paedophile anti-feminist ogre waifu with an allergy to humans.

Let's rock. SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.

>>21025452
Some Mirai Nikki (Future Diary) Fan comic.
Person in the image is the MCs waifu Yuno Gasai.
I am so going to /a/'s version of hell when they find out I called a Doujin a fan comic.

Can't find exact title at the moment, sorry.
Source Image: external link because RURUS http://imgur.com/Y3wZT

Was someone putting a char sheet together or was I just going to gather all the information in a text document?

>>21025505
Also extremely debauched, and worked as a whore.
Due to the disposition roll decided on, she's omega as fuck.

>>21025517
Oh, and her master was a peasant farmer.

>>21025519
Her master literally farmed peasants. He ordered the wrong seed and grew a whore instead by accident.

>>21025524
THIS IS NOW CANON

>>21025524
That's not in the FATAL rulebook, thank you very much. It describes what farmers do.

>>21025513

You are just the most helpful SOB tonight.

>>21025524
>He ordered the wrong seed and grew a whore instead by accident.
I need to make a campaign or story based on this sentence now.
My entire being longs for it.

It's a sunny day, the birds are singing, there's the smell of fresh bread in the air, and children are laughing. (Delicious...sexy children.) It's almost enough to make you forget that 6 buxom, scantilly clad humans (they make you break out in hives UGH!) killed your beloved master. Your sisters were no help either, they just joined up with the Slut Patrol (as you've taken to calling them) and dropped you off in the Fine Township of Mysandry. Here in this vile place of feminism and gender equality men and women work side by side, homosexuals of every stripe are allowed to walk free without persecution and prostitution is illegal.

You have never seen a more vile den of scum and villiany in all of your 46 years of life. The slut patrol gave you a sack of money, you have enough coin to stay at an Inn of class and disntinction for a single month and a sheaf of letters which are supposedly guaranteed to land you a job at any number of "respectable" establishments.

==>

>>21025531
Yeah, ogres are not "edible plants".

>>21025543

The fuck does "respectable" mean? We are a whore. A whore who will be known throughout the land!

Let's go prowling for children/men!

>>21025543
But we're illiterate. The fuck are these papers for? Can we eat them?

>>21025533
I try to be when not on /a/.
>>21025543
Go to store.
Buy alcohol.
Get SHITFACED.

All else can come afterwards.

>>21025543
Find the cheapest, nastiest inn that is still in fact an inn. It's the only place we feel at home.

>>21025554
I second this. FAGBALLS, EAT THOSE PAPERS GODDAMN IT.

>>21025543
Find a tailor. Spend the money on a new maid outfit. And then go to an apothecary and get a first aid kit. We may tear something very soon with those kids nearby.

>>21025561
>that is still in fact an inn
Why aren't we looking for one that's secretly a whorehouse?
Then again, we're not the sharpest tool in the shed.
In fact, we're kind of clinically retarded. But hey, women don't need to think.

You could become a respectable member of society, you could stop whoring yourself out to complete strangers and doing all manner of vile uncleanly shores. You could make a name for yourself and earn the respect and-

A pair of women just shared an affectionate kiss in front of you. Any thoughts of fitting into society in this wretched hive of scum leave your mind. You must find a way to oppose the evil that is feminism (and you're going to need a child or two, the slut patrol put your favorite elvish shota-toy in an orphanage somewhere, you're not sure where they put him on a caravan.) and you need a way to make a living off of your current skill set.

>What would you like to do?

Feel free to offer up a suggestion or a question.

Mysandry is a metroplotican area surrounded by fertile farmland, it is home to a mixed community of humans, elves, dwarves and kobolds, with occasional examples of the other races.

oh, and yeah there are a few school houses and orphanages in the city.

>>21025575
Eat those paper things. I'm hungry.

>>21025575
Obviously we need to find a wealthy midget with a particular set of fetishes

>>21025575
EAT DEM FUKKEN PAPERS

>>21025582
Honestly, we're into anything.
Anything at all. We will do anything for money, and in fact not for money but we need to eat.

>>21025575
Eat the papers then find the nearest orphanage. We need a base of operations.

So far I'm seeing;

A: buy some liqour.
B: eat those papers.
C: buy a maid's outfit
D: find the filthiest, poorest run Inn in mysandry
C: go prowling for children and men.

any additions to this list of actions?

>>21025575
Fagballs, I COMMAND you to eat those fucking papers.

Then go find some kids.

>>21025596
Offer sexual favors to pay for all of that.
The nastier the better, we have no shame.

>>21025596

DEVOUR. THOSE. PAPERS.

>>21025602
Nasty fetishists are more likely to pay high amounts, but regular ol' horny dudes are far more prevelant. I motion that we arrange ourselves to look as slutty as possible, then march to the nearest orphanage.

>>21025596

Look for weapons, we may need to do some killing what with all these disgustingly equal homosexual women about. Also we may not like women, but we will fuck them if it means we obtain, something for it.

>>21025596
Going for E, because we are useless without a strong, intelligent and handsome man to lead us by the nipples

>>21025625
I'm pretty sure you have to roll vs Debauchery with some heavy penalties to do that.

I regret that I stumbled across this thread moments before bed time mostly because now I'm not going to be able to sleep.

I salute you, brave soldiers of /tg/. May some of you regain your sanity within a reasonable period of time. And may the rest be blessed with amnesia.

>>21025635

But we have, all, the debauchery.

>>21025635
We're debauched to do even something that goes against our very nature. It turns us on.

>>21025643

I am shitscribbling our Heroine with paper in her mouth.

Sanity be damned.

You're hungry, beingroughly as intelligent as a Mare in heat (and possessing a far less attractive visage.) You decide to devour the only readily available source of food.

You're recommendation papers.

You take the first one, made of fine vellum, written upon in black sepia tone ink, adorned with a fine, respected watermark this paper promises that you are indeed a fine and upstanding role model for children and should be allowed to work with them whenever humanly possible.

Being a dumb whore you cram it in your mouth, chew it, and swallow it whilst making very loud "OM NOM NOM NOM" noises. You do the same with all 120 pages of your brand new resume and even go so far as to devour the leather thong that bound the papers.

Who knew that words could be so filling?

>>21025643

Its ok, usually when this stuff happens I also remember how to make brain bleach, or whatever it is I use to get rid of memories.

>>21025653
Hey, her Facial Charisma is Plain. She's not ugly.

>>21025653
>leather thong
WE COULD HAVE WORN THAT!

>>21025660
But she's an ogre. When was the last time you saw a pretty ogre?

>>21025668
A leather thong is just a length of leather.

>>21025653

Now off to get a maid outfit, weapons, and scope out some targets(kids), then booze and a place to stay.

>>21025668
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wait, what are we wearing? That's probably edible too, or at least removable.

>>21025669
No, this was even factoring in the penalty ogres get to it. She rolled really quite high.

>>21025635
We rolled a 99+25 on debauchery.

there is NOTHING Fagballs/Bitchslut/Temba/Doomcarpet is unwilling to do for money.

okay you're dressed in some slutty homespun rags, and you have a bag of coins.

You wanna go prowlin for children now?

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I have seen the Gates of 4chan, beyond which no straight eye may see. Behold, in Darkness >this thread sweeps the land. This is the 7th of October; the Year of Our Lord Jesus Christ 2012. These are the closing days of the world as we know it, and the final hours of my sanity.

>>21025653
>You're recommendation papers.
Why am I recommendation papers? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME?

>>21025672
And? Your point being?

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>>21025653

Fuck yes, I got to use this one-time use drawing.

Also, we just destroyed the paperwork that would ensure us a steady supply of missing children.

>>21025681

Booze, weapons, or children, whatever we find first.

>>21025682
ChtulhuTech Quest when?
IIRC it has guns powered by aborted fetuses.

>>21025681
FIND

A FUCKING

ORPHANAGE

>>21025681
From what I recall, at 100 Debauchery you're willing to do literally anything for 1 s.p.

>>21025693
How the fuck would we know? We're an illiterate whore.

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>>21025699

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>>21025680
d00d she has giant googly eyes. But then again her eyes are supposed to be her best feature so I guess that offsets her hairyness.

Oh and Thong is an old term for what amounts to a shoe stringif you're that dead set on wearing thong we could just go buy some random pieces of leather and wrap ourselves in them.

>>21025681
Sure.
Still need to find the shittiest inn in the city, though. Sleeping in your refuse scares off the customers.

>>21025709
They're kawaii eyes. Uguuu~

>>21025699

This Nigga knows what's about to go down.

We have the anus of destiny. We must use it.

>CoC, the quest thread

I came here for ogre waifu porn and all I see is one pic I got and the rest are unrelated. Come on, /tg/, you can do better than this.

>>21025709
Her Bodily Attractiveness was below average, but she had a face that was Plain by human standards.

>>21025720
Its not really our anus, its the 30 inch deep vagina
Of course, I'm sure with a little effort both would, and probably will, work

>>21025727
We rolled a FATAL character in >>21024942, that's what this is all about

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>>21025682

>>21025698
You can play CTech seriously though.

>>21025513
>I am so going to /a/'s version of hell when they find out I called a Doujin a fan comic.

An eternity at an anime convention, how horrifying.

>>21025729

I thought it was an 8-inch vagina. RAW was the 31-inch one.

RAW sounds more fun. We can store TWO toddlers.

With nothing better to do you prowl the city, which looks kind of wierd because its day time and you're dressed up in some grey homespun rags. You ignore the wierd looks you keep earning from random passersby and eventually come upon a picturesque sight.

A schoolhouse surrounded by a white picket fence with a kindly old lady watching over children, not a single one has hit puberty yet. Thankfully you're on a hill that gives you a good look at the schoolhouse/orphanage so not many people bother to notice the lascivious glances you keep sending those kids.

You've got around 30 kids to choose from, there are members of each race and gender to choose from and their only noticable guardian is a little old lady.

It's also broad day light and the streets are patrolled by guardsmen. (you can tell their guards because male or female they always wear boobplatemail.)

>what do

>>21025749
But we're using the RAW one.

>>21025751
This is a tough one.
I suggest hitting the old woman over the head and grabbing a little boy (we may be a paedophile, but we're not a filthy LESBIAN).

>>21025751
Quietly abscond after placing a toddler in our vagina.

>>21025751
Run in, store a kid in our vagina, and another one in our anus, attack old lady with tongue.

>>21025751

Sneak up find a young elf girl(yes girl we are sending this city a message with her death) and hid them in your vagina.

>>21025751
>male or female they always wear boobplatemail

Oh like fucking hell they are. This is a problem that needs to be addressed.

>>21025732
That doesn't mean this thread couldn't handle some ogre porn. I'd share if I had any but I don't

>>21025771

With the fear of women, we get off on it more.

>>21025769
It's only 8 inches.
But we're retard strong (not literally retard strong, though, because that's an actual thing you can get). We could punt her through a wall.

>>21025776
We're not afraid of women. That's a phobia.
We hate women. There is a difference.

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>>21025749
>>21025761
yeah we're using the raw one. because it's funnier.

>>21025727
this is a thread about a dumb, pedophilic, ogre waifu rolled up using the FATAL game system.

pic related.

>>21025783

Ah, my bad. Still, let's grab an elf girl and store her, then attack the old lady for good measure.

>>21025790
Second.

okay so we're gonna murder the old lady?

she's just a little human you could handle her.

but you know the kids might not like that and there are regular guard patrols.

The men may wear boobplate but they all have swords.

>>21025796
She has common sense that's so bad she'd think it was a good idea to call a marching army faggots withing earshot. In the words of the rulebook itself.
Yes, this is what we will do.

>>21025796
How fast are we?
Could we get away?
Don't forget we would have luggage

what the hell.

old lady murderan and elf girl stealan comin' right up.

>>21025796

No lets not murder the old lady, we might break out in hives. And that would be rather bothersome when rapekilling a little elf girl.

>>21025811

That's a special level of stupid.

Attack the women with whatever is at hand.

>>21025796
>implying we don't want to get to combat as quickly as possible
We shall wear one of the guards as an asshat when the time comes.

You charge down the hill with rabid abandon. This city is nothing less than a complete abomination it's time you showed them a thing or two about how things should be done.

You smash through the picket fence and stomp on over to the old lady. "Oh hello dear would you like a cup of tea?" she asks as she adjusts her spectacles in an attempt to get a better look at you.

"YOUR FEMINEST PROPAGANDA WON'T WORK ON ME BITCH!" You snarl at the old woman, lift her up over your head with both hands and then smash her down upon your knee.

The children cheer and begin a chant of "Ding dong the witch is dead!" a few of them even begin pelting the corpse with stones.

>>21025836
wait no what
we didn't even roll for combat
oh shit nigga what are you doing here

>>21025836
Cheer the male children on for properly reviling such a despicable lesbian, then corral the females into the playpen and tell tell the males to work out ownership as the see fit.
Take one for ourselves, as a fee

Should be noted that she's ridiculously, trip over her own feet, clumsy.
Keep that in mind.

>>21025851
I guess he's not wanting to tangle with the incredibly confusing FATAL combat system for an opponent we could kill in one hit.

>>21025852
Sound like a great idea. I second this.
Also, remember, elf girl, not human girl. Imagine hives inside our vagina.

You turn to the children and sight what appears to be a little elf girl in a sundress. You grab hole of her and drop your slutty rag skirt. You briefly lick her head with your 8 inch long tongue to lube her up and then you press her head against your anus. It takes some force on your end but you eventually manage to get her head and shoulders into your rectum. By now all her kicking and struggling has put her dress in complete disorder and you notice that the elf girl has a penis!

This is a boy in a dress not a girl!

You furiously snatch up a second elf girl and force her into your outrageously wet snatchby the time you get her in up to her waist you notice that she has a penis too.

All the children are wearing dresses, you're not even certain if there are any girls here.

You finish storing the children in your toddler pockets and find youself being confronted by a pair of very wierded out guardsmen.

>>21025870
What gender are they? This is important.

>>21025870

Offer sexual acts as bribery.

>>21025870
Make up a sexual act and offer to perform it on them

>>21025851
why the fuck would you roll dice for killing an old woman?

anyway you've got like... around 30 or so children in dresses, indeterminate gender for the lot of them.

2 guards, one male, one female, both in boobplate wieldintg swords.

Rocks, picket fence boards, children, and an old lady's corpse as far as improvised weapons go.

>>21025890
Offer sex act for bribery.

>>21025870

"Hello sir and FILTHY WHORE, how can I help you, sir?"

>>21025890
Your woman has a sword
Are you going to allow that?

>>21025900
Second.

>>21025900

No we won't call her a whore, that's too good for her.

>>21025902
Attack the woman, act submissive to the man

oh wow I have been up for too long, I said there were children of both genders and then I put them in sundresses so you couldn't tell them apart...oh well FATAL QUEST, you gotta expect QUALITY right?

"Hello sir and FILTHY WHORE. how can I help you?" The guards share a look and the female one grabs you by your shirt and holds you very close, she puts her face next to yours.

"Listen slut, I worked for years to get to my position in the guard, now I fully intend to abuse it. You just murdered a psychotic old woman and kidnapped two children with your ass and cunt. You're going to use that giant tngue to ream my asshole while my partner fucks my cunt, then I'll give you fifteen minutes to run. Sound fair?"

>>21025922
Quick! Use our tongue to gouge her eye and run!

>>21025922
Demeaning, hot
Try not to orgasm the children out.
Punch the uppity bitch, then apologize to hew owner for hurting his property

>>21025922

Sounds wonderful!

Now then while we do this, lets shove our arms up her ass and rip her in two.

>>21025922

Everybody is exhausted.

But we must dance, until our legs crack and bones snap, for we are the devoted few.

We are going to break out in HIVES from this bitch. And she is threatening us with rape- we must destroy her. >>21025930

>>21025922
No dumb whore is going to order US around.
I say we ignore her and ask the man what he wants to do.
>>21025941
Hey, don't say rape. She'd find that hot.

>>21025941

We are allergic to human Dander, we should be fine.

You agree to the guardswoman's terms as meekly as possible, she removes her platemail and bends over, exposing her very large ass to you. She bends over and her partner pulls his cock out of his platemail and within a few moments he's thrusting into her cunt.

You let your tongue fall out of your mouth and you take hold of the guardswoman's enormous hips. You begin slowly licking her asshole with your long, saliva slick tongue. You reach down with one of your hands and begin rubbing your clit, the elf boys haven't stopped thrashing since you stored them in your toddler pockets and it's really turning you on.

>>21025957

Well, since we're going full sex... BITE. BITE, BITE, BITE, BITE, BITE HER HARD

>>21025957
Alright, now thrust our fist up her ass to teach her a lesson.

>>21025957

Now shove in our arms and rip her apart.

well there are hives forming on your tingue now. Thankfully the guards are fucking pretty enthusiastically. So you could probably do something right now to attempt to kill the ultra-dominant bitch guard.

Roll 4d6 to attack her.

>>21025977

Rip and tear, rip and tear.

Rolled 5, 6, 5, 2 = 18

>>21025984

Ok sorry wrong field.

Rolled 3, 6, 5, 1 = 15

>>21025977

Hell yes, biting time.

>>21025984

lel

Rolled 1, 4, 2, 4 = 11

>>21025977
Is there a bonus for having easy access or somehting?
Really, there isn't much she can do

Rolled 2, 1, 5, 5 = 13

>>21025977
Can I assume each dice stands for one of our limbs/hands + Tongue + mouth?

You can't fit both fists inside the woman but you do manage to get one of your arms fairly deep in her colon. You wave it around a bit doing some organ damage. She passaes out from the pain and rather promptly bleeds to death.

The Male guard looks pretty pissed. He's got his sword out and your arm is still elbow deep in the dead guardswoman.

roll 4d6 to attack the guard.

Rolled 4, 3, 5, 5 = 17

>>21026000

Can we use the woman as an improvised weapon? I mean we do have our arm in her.

Rolled 3, 6, 5, 1 = 15

>>21026000
Improvised weapon: Armored gauntlet

>>21025995
sure why not?

Rolled 1, 4, 6, 1 = 12

>>21026000

Smack him with our guard-woman puppet.

>>21026000
But I don't wanna attack the guard.
He's a man after all.

You swing your woman-gauntlet around with wild abandon. The woman's corpse makes for an unwieldy weapon but you do manage to knock the woman out and batter her partner into unconciousness with the dead female. The man's not dead but he does have a broken jaw and a slightly torn foreskin.

You've got hives on your tongue and your arm now, and you're elbow deep in a woman's corpse.

What do?

>>21026025

>torn foreskin

Holy shit, that's.. wow. Well, let's leave him alive, and hide somewhere.

>>21026014
he's a puppet of the Matriarchy!

and he's kind of trying to kill you.

>>21026025
Fist the man, with the dead woman.

Because this is FATAL.

>>21026025

Remove our arm from the corpse, take sword, finish them with the blade.

Rolled 5, 3, 2, 5 = 15

>>21026025
Put something soft under the guys head
Just because he wad to knock him out doesnt mean we can disrespect our superior

>>21026031
>>21026031
FUCKIN THIS. DO EEEEET

Today we fisted a woman, killing her, and then used her as an improvised weapon to tear a man's foreskin.

/tg/: Traditional Games.

>>21026031
>bisonyes.jpg

>>21026052
With two crossdressing young boys dangling from our groin, flapping freely as we run

>>21026031
After heroically not falling on our face due to our horrible agility of 16, go find the worst inn in the city to lay low in.

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>>21026046

Oh god... I am so tired.. and so horrified that this made sense.

I'M OUT.

>>21026031
Nah. See, that would be being unnecessarily cruel to a man, our inherent superior.
Roleplaying, bitch. Get some.

>>21026066

He is supporting the feminist femitocracy.

We must release him from his torment.

>>21026077
How do we know what is best for a man? We are just a dumb whore woman.

>>21026077
Are you going to tell be you know better than a man? There oughta be a law against your kind.

>>21026046
/tg/ - You really won't need any other board ever again-

Er, where is OP?
Apologize to the unconscious guard and skedaddle. Try not to trip over our own feet.

hey what happened to my post...? Oh whatever you rest the unconious guard on his dead partner's tits and escape the scene.

You spend a few hours wandering the city, your newly liberated elven boys never cease their struggles and you leave a thick trail of girl lube wherever you roam. Eventually you find an Inn proudly proclaiming itself the "Rusty Shithole' it has a large, rusty latrine hanging from a sign post outfront.

>>21026100
Stride in and offer vile sexual favors to the innkeep for room and board.

>>21026100

Hey we stole the woman's sword didn't we? Because we totally should have.

Also go in, pay(with money or sex) for a room and have fun with the boys.

>>21026100
If the innkeeper is female: Start trashing the place while telling her that a slut like her is not worthy of owning property.
If the innkeeper is male, ask for a room, pay with sex.

>>21026112
I wouldn't count on it.
Bitch-Slut here isn't the brightest bulb.

>>21026099
I'm not leaving until Bitch-Slut has a new master.
----

You enter the Inn and find that the place is mostly frequented by adventerurs who are too poor to afford anything else. The place is run by an elf who is so enormously obese that he is no longer capable of independent movement. Six stout dwarves hold him aloft on a fur line divan and at the moment he's telling a ribald story about the time he made a slave woman drink a cup of her own sweat.

>>21026122
Try not to quiver in anticipation.
Offer sexual favors for rooms and board. We will do anything at all. Make this clear.

>>21026122
This man is our new lord and saviour

>any justard
Got any justard? I want one for my crumpets

It turns out the innkeeper's name is Ohfaggellon, and he'd be more than happy to provide you with room and board, provided of course that you removed those two small boys from your cooch and brown eye and cleaned them with your tongue.

Once you're done cleaning them with your tongue he wants you to suck each of the boys off.

He'll let you stay a day for each sexual favor you perform with the boys in public.

>>21026122
Immediately beg to be his slave.
This guy knows what's what.

>>21026137
Done. Our pleasure.
No, really, not even just saying that.

>>21026137
Oh boy, we're going to have a place to stay for MILLENIA

>>21026137

It seems we have found a home, time to lick the boys clean. Go to our room and sleep, boys with us they aren't men until they grow up, and we need a lot of sexing through the night.

>>21026134
Shit out a little elf onto the bar. Offer the little elf to the fat disgusting Pig Elf who is making my Troll Pussy gush and almost drown the Elf shoved in my pussy.

I drew her face. I gave it distinct "primitive" features since she's an Ogre.
I was shocked myself, but now she looks like Obama.

And yes I'm still working on it.. with some interruptions.

>>21026137
Pulling both elf boys out i dangle them upside down by there ankles.

>>21026159
Obama has huge animu eyes?

>>21026159
I dunno, she has long hair. That should rule out the Obama thing.

You agree wholeheartedly to Ohfaggelon's demands, while you may have come to this city with dreams of overthrowing the matriarchy you quickly lose those hopes and dreams and decide to enjoy being Ohfaggelon's slave.

Each day you wake up and he finds a new sexual favor for you to perform, each one even more depraved and demeaning than the last. You literally can't count the number of times he's had you gangraped by patrons just because he got bored.

He's a kind master who sees to it that your endless hunger for sexual perversion and young boys is fufilled and your two elf boys grow up to be fine examples of dominant, slave keeping men.

You intended to stay at the Rustyshithole for one day, but you never leave.

Why would you want to? You have everything you every wanted in life now.

---
and thus ends fatal quest 3.

because we all need some sleep.

>>>/d/4314659

>>21026165
Wrapping my tongue around them if drench them in saliva and taste my juices.
I want to name one Shit-stick ( the one from my arse) and Womb licker (the one from my cunt)

>>21026174
Sleep is for the weak.
Don't make me roll a new character. I swear I'll do it.

>>21026174
When I one day have children I shall discipline them by forcing them to play FATAL. Good night Mr. Boner, you killed mine for the next few weeks.

>>21026170
She does not have hair yet.

>>21026167
Those seem to not distract from her Obamaness atm.

>>21026176
Grabbing shit stick i force his little elf mouth around womb lickers cock. As i watch and squirt ogre pussy juice all over Ohfaggelon.

>>21026199
Well, she should. Keep us posted.

>>21026159
Welp.

>>21026180
GO AHEAD CUNT! I DARE YOU.
>>21026187
My job is done then.
i figure we can use this thread for all Bitch-Slut/Fag-Balls related discussion until it 404s.

>>21026202
Ohfaggelon uses my elf boys to rub my juices all over his bloated fat gut. He grabs his elf tits and starts to squirt milk into their faces forcing them to gargle it.

Rolled 45

>>21026208
ALRIGHT THEN FAGGOT. YOU ASKED FOR IT.
ROLLING FOR RACE.

Rolled 19

>>21026219
Human. Rolling for Gender.

>>21026219
oh boy here we go again

Rolled 30, 42, 69, 86, 7, 25, 10, 93, 88, 4 = 454

>>21026219
God damn it I'm not even done with the first one!
But make a nice summary this time.

I also present your with 10d100

>>21026217
I climb up onto his fat greasy elf cock. Watching him force my elf boys to suck his nipples makes my arse loosen and clit swell

>>21026233
Put it in one post please.

>>21026225
Female.
>>21026232
Oh, no, I don't expect you to draw this one or anything. It's fine.

>>21026219
This is gonna be awesome.

I'm gonna drop my trip now, but thanks for the fun guys.

>>21026241
Now for Age, 4d100.

Rolled 58, 59, 25, 77 = 219

>>21026247

Rolled 33, 64, 2, 98 = 197

>>21026247
MAX MAX MAX

>>21026250
She's 25, making her a Young Adult.
Now for her height, 8d4.

Rolled 4, 1, 4, 1, 4, 1, 2, 3 = 20

>>21026247
>>21026219


NO. BRAKES.

>>21026243
I thank you, great one.

Rolled 1, 4, 3, 3, 4, 4, 1, 4 = 24

>>21026265

Aw fuck. A FATAL quest and I didn't even get an oppurtunity to make a semen powered loli-rocket

>>21026276
She's 5'4. Exactly average.
For weight, 6d12.

Rolled 2, 9, 12, 5, 4, 10 = 42

>>21026287

Rolled 4, 4, 1, 2, 8, 2 = 21

>>21026287

Hoping for anorexia

>>21026292
118 lbs.
3 lbs above average, that's nothing. Now I need to calculate her BMI.

>>21026284
give it a month or two, with people like OP I'm sure every fatal thread will spawn at least one small quest if we generate a character.

anyone else wanna see a few paragraghs of Bitch-Slut, Shit-Stick, Womb-Licker and Ohfaggelon sex?

>>21026299
BMI of 20, average.
Now 1d100 for her most attractive feature.

Rolled 9

>>21026315

Captcha says: richard helpdis

>>21026304
Why the fuck not

>>21026319
Hair.
Okay, now 1d10 for the amount of Facial Charisma that give her extra.

Rolled 2

>>21026330

Rolled 10

>>21026330

Now captcha says: george federale

File: 1349613653626.jpg-(79 KB, 478x353, 1338951558618.jpg)

Creator of Fagballs/Doom-Carpet/Napper of Kids here. I don't know what I created but I am proud and disgusted at the same time. Tyrspeed on the new character.

>>21026335
Only 2. Shame.
Now for most repulsive feature.

>>21026342
1d100, of course.
>>21026339
I might make FATAL character creation a regular thing.

Rolled 3

>>21026342
roll needed?

Rolled 10

>>21026346
>I might make FATAL character creation a regular thing.
>FATAL character creation a regular thing.
>regular thing.
>regular
>thing
>.

>>21026350
Yeah, 1d100. As said.

>>21026354
Reroll that one.
Her hair can't be both.
And yes. Think I'm joking? Watch me.

>>21026346
Hell, I might drawfag Ms. Orifices of Holding sometime soon.

Rolled 43

>>21026357

What no wonderful hair color and horrible hair style?

Rolled 55

>>21026357

>>21026357
Mr.Boner here.

Go for it, just try and make sure you don't do it more than once a week, nothing worse than a worn out joke.

>>21026363
No, it says outright that it can't be both.
Worst feature is her face. 1d10 for facial charisma penalty.

>>21026371
I won't. Trust me.
Maybe I'l have FATAL Fridays.

Rolled 9

>>21026372

Rolled 2

>>21026372

So we need paper bag of charisma?

Rolled 5

>>21026374
>FATAL Fridays
Welp, I'll be there.

>>21026377
Altogether a net -7 loss to Facial Charisma.
Now 1d100 for Skin Color.

Rolled 78

>>21026385

Hoping for something horrible

Rolled 6

>>21026385

>>21026387
Tan. Filthy laborer's skin. 1d100 for Hair color.

Rolled 18

>>21026394

Yay

Rolled 49

>>21026394
green

Rolled 81

>>21026394
I think you mean delicious brown

>>21026395
Dirty blonde. 1d100 for length.

Rolled 11

>>21026405

Hoping for all the length

>>21026404
No, I mean tan. No niggers in FATAL.

>>21026410
Shoulder length.
1d100 for Hair Thickness and Type.

Rolled 74

>>21026420

Hoping for horrible

>>21026423
Lessee, +8 bonus for female, thick and wavy. That's good and gets you +1d12 Facial Charisma. Roll.

Rolled 11

>>21026429

>>21026434
With that roll (apparently her hair is REALLY nice), she now has a net +4 to her Facial Charisma.
1d100 for Eye Color.

Ohfaggellon looks opon you with his lascivious eyes, they shine like gemstones in the fat jiggly mountainside that is his face. He opens his mouth and his Jowl's jiggle as he utters a single sentence. "Put the elf kids on my belly. I want them to suck my tits."

You feel your body heat up, thick viscous ogre slime leaks down your legs and your nipples begin to harden. You take Shit-Stick and place him on Ohfaggellon's belly, you do the same for Womb-Licker.

Ohfaggellon giggles with deviant glee as the boys claw their way up his enormous, jiggling belly. They open their mouths and each of them begins suckling away at the elf's fat, pale nipples. Greasy milk spills from their mouths and pours down the elf man's belly. You're not allowed to touch yourself so you just stand there, watching as Ohfaggellon begins tracing circles around the elfboy's tight anal puckers.

I shove my fingers inside Shit stick and Womb licker as i grind on top of Ohfaggellon. I use them like little finger puppets an force them down Ohfaggellon's gullet.
'I offer you my boys to sate your gluttony, stuff you face Master.'
Gobbling down on Shit stick and Womb licker i thrust my hips down onto him harder, fat balls slapping against my arse cheeks. He shoots his greasy load inside me as be belches into my face. I suck the smell in as i quiver and shit all over his legs.
'I shall lick it off master, thank you for my gift' as i stick my fingers inside me and drink his cum deeply.

Oh, and fun fact, trolls apparently have lovely hair (+30 bonus on that table).

Rolled 33

>>21026441

>>21026447
>>21026446
The hurricane winds generated from how fast I was whacking it knocked down my entire south wall of my house and now car alarms all over the neigborhood are going off.

>>21026452
Brown eyes, as is the overwhelmingly most likely choice. Now 1d100 for her vision.

Rolled 49

oh I hope FATAL friday becomes a thing.

This thread is making me laugh.

>>21026473
Perfect natural vision.
1d100 for Facial Features.

Rolled 64

I hope she has a really big nose.

Rolled 58

>>21026483

Rolled 37

>>21026483
BIG NOSE

>>21026492
Big lips. They make her be seen as "daring, reckless, lewd, and untruthful". -1d4 Facial Char.
Roll dat shit.

>>21026505
Dammit you guy, don't make me roll this.

Rolled 2

>>21026505

So far we have an ugly face, with lewd lips, and Wonderful hair, she needs a mask.