>>20999517
themostexcitingtimeoftheday.jpg

It is currently night time, in Siberia. You and your former partner, Valnikov Kharn, are currently eating bear steak under an impressively-clear night sky, in the front courtyard of the Officio's heavily-fortified and heavily-guarded Research and Development base. Your subordinate is currently sleeping off her injuries in your room, and your arms dealer is probably doing the same, with the two Petes keeping her company.

Kharn had just finished recounting her first encounter of you, and the events that brought it about. It's...certainly been informative. The killing spree wasn't so surprising - you'd have done it regardless of how many there were, or what consequences would befall you if you did. No one gets to talk about Tomoe Mami like that and live to see the next sunrise.

Learning about Malal, well, it's slightly disconcerting. Sure, you could see yourself hanging out with someone like her, even if you sounded completely like the murderous autist. But even as Kharn described her, described how the both of you seemed to get along reasonably well - nothing comes up in your mind about her. Try as you might, you are unable to remember how her voice sounded as she taught you what drink to order in a wet bar if you're not in a hurry to get wasted. You cannot, for the life of you, even recall a single thing about the Culexus that seemed like quite the capable aide to a Warmaster like Kharn. A capable aide, and a good friend, one that you probably would find handy watching your back.

How? How could you just forget someone like that?

You are still asking yourself that question when Kharn finally seemed to take notice of your silence. The grill in front of you is now empty of steaks, the coals smoldering as they are left to cool.

[1/2]

>>20999534

Kharn's soldiers had lined up earlier beside the grill to get their share - and it was interesting, at least, to watch your former partner attend to her grizzled, hardened lot, like a doting, large-chested older sister would to her younger brothers.

And the soldiers seemed to behave as such, loudly and raucously joking and laughing with their comrades, but turning bashful, almost shy, when it came for Kharn to fill their plates. She greeted them all by name, in the middle of attending to the grill and telling you her tales. She had started telling you about how she had gladly led you and Malal into the Third Warmaster's trap when the line had finally dwindled to nothing.

"Murderface?" Your former partner asks you from her own folding chair, a plate of chili sauce-soaked bear steak on her lap, her black armored legs crossed demurely on top of each other. You turn slightly to acknowledge her, and you watch as she spears a slice of the bear steak with her fork - the utensil wielded delicately and mesmerizingly by brutal claws.

Briefly, you wonder how it would feel like having your heart torn out with those things.

"Comrade Murderface, are you still alive?" Kharn asks again, brow furrowing as she brandishes the loaded fork at you. "You have been much too quiet, even after I have finished telling you my tale. Are you in awe of my storytelling skills, or did you fall asleep?" A chuckle. "Or...is it that you have a question for me? I am sure you have, by that look on your face. You are free to ask anything you wish."

[2/3]

>>20999547

You glance down at your own plate of bear steak - the meat is surprisingly tender, and whatever Kharn had done to the meat, it's countenanced the rather cloying sweetness of it. You take another bite, chewing slowly as you consider how to respond. Kharn's no Mami when it comes to cooking, but it's certainly palatable.

You wash down the morsel of roasted predator with a swig of cold vodka, the bottle open and placed on the ice-packed cement beside your own chair.

How do you respond? What do you ask?

>>20999555
"Malal."

Let her decide what we're asking and what she answers.

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Back to Chiaki!

Just curious guys
Did Chiaki knew Kharn knew Pinkie?

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>>20999529

>>20999583
It's ... perfect!

>>20999555
"And the axes now?"
I'd really rather not have to kill Kharn and Mami for their Golden Weapons.

>>20999597
Yeah, so far three things I want to ask about.
1: Malal.
2: Pinky.
3: The axes.

>>20999555

"You could have glossed over on how you managed to beat Ahriman, you could have left out the part where you were talking to someone only you could see. Why did you keep those in?"

>>20999555
I want to ask her if she ever told anyone else about Pinky, but the more in-character question would be
"Why? Why am I still here, while Malal is gone? Why do I deserve to live, while someone like that, someone who had their arms ripped out protecting me, doesn't?
And why the fuck can't I remember?"

>>20999555

>spend the last 10 minutes staring at your twitter and eating cashew nuts

we need to know more about Malal and the part where she got the axes.

Ask her about the girl with the pink hair and her own golden weapons

>>20999620
That's not really in character though.

Learning more about Malal seems prudent over Pinky and the axes but if it's possible to ask in sequence, that'd be awesome.

Having absolutely no memory of her seems strange. Either Kharn made her up or maybe she was erased from existance with only Kharn remembering her. Maybe Malal's own anti-magic properties backfired and snuffed her out.

>>20999651
Or maybe booze and painkillers.

>>20999555

"You tried to boink Mami? I'm not sure how I feel about this."

Alternatively,

"Where are the axes now? Have you ever seen that pink-haired girl again?

>>20999593
Credits to nicehatguy.

>>20999661
>"You tried to boink Mami? I'm not sure how I feel about this."
Jealous perhaps?

>>20999583
Please never stop making these.

Malal first, we might find something that jogs our memory

Then why she explained it all so vividly, surely there were things she could have glossed over like talking to pinky as a painting and getting the golden axes. After all people with those weapons seem to end up fighting each other

>>20999694

I have a few more ideas lying around, just waiting for time to edit them.

>>20999703
She might have glossed over her... Conquests maybe

>You are a Magical Girl, <brief recollection of the last thread>

><Sentence that corrects something said in the first sentence>

Every fucking thread.

>>20999714
Nah Kharn doesn't hide her accomplishments so even if we had asked she wouldn't have stopped

>>20999712
Neat.

Also, ask first about Malal (is she live or dead, has she thoughts wihtin her head), and then about Pinky, and the golden weapons.

um.....

>That's...as close as you'll get to seeing an assignment being reported. No one can make something like that disappear like Kyuubey - for all you know he sent his Culexus squad to wipe a few minds clean of what they saw that night, the poor bastards. You've heard that some of them actually have enough mastery over their abilities that they can affect human minds, too, not just Magical Girls.

It seems like Culexus can effect minds with their null power. So, whatever scrubbed our minds is centred around Malal so it is likely she is doing it.

Why?

Well If I were to take a guess, I suppose the original Homura is sending instructions to Malal about what to do with her 'native' copy every-time she rewinds tim. In the last cycle Murderface didn't go with the plan and tried to face pinky by herself. Homura decided to try to expunge the Murderface persona from her 'native' copy by erasing memories of the time spent with Kharn.

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>>20999735

Have a Best Girl edit in the meantime.

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Ask: "How's Malal now?"

>>20999753
I feel like it would work better with full-on Sunless Eyes and black fingernails.

>>20999735
>>20999764
Malal is dead. Kharn told us.
She also told us it was our fault.

>>20999775

And she refuses to talk to us about it.

>>20999783
While we are sober at least

>>20999743

This man is most likely right.

>>20999787

Guess what that means!

>>20999775

Did she? I don't recall exactly how the scene went, but didn't she say that she had given Malal a painless death and not to worry about it because it wasn't our fault?

>>20999798

I think we gave Malai a painless death.

>>20999794
Ahhh.... we got lots of things so do.
I doubt Iori would appreciate us calling her in the middle of the night while drunk

Well we need to show Kharn the 'How to make alcohol go directly into our soul' trick

>>20999794
We already have vodka so we are getting started on that

>>20999812
Considering how things went the last time we did it...

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Ask what she did with the golden Gorefather & Gorechild.

>>20999812
Hey drunken "I'm sorry will you forgive me" calls are what make the best plot go ahead

And yes we need to show Kharn the magic of getting soul drunk

>>20999835
You seem to have posted an irrelevant image. Was that intentional or did you mean to post something else?
Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

>>20999839

Can we get drunk and tearfully mourn those we love? Including Malai, from her stories, although we do not recall her?

>>20999862

A toast to absent friends seems approbate

>>20999859
Well technically she is still a magical girl and this is technically crossover fan fiction

So it could be relevant

>>20999875

Ahhhhh an entire officio of strike witches!
Well they would be called strike girls or something like that here.

>>20999891

And none of them will wear pants?

>>20999868

I suppose this is appropriate then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CeAZyUs5ww

Another thought has struck me!

I really wonder what kind of witches Culexus produce? Because Malal turning into a witch and us killling her could fit into the whole "Giving Malai a painless death" thing

>>20999875
>>20999891
Well, if OP is looking to add new characters to the story in the future, I wouldn't mind seeing some Strike Witches as Puella Magi.

Hint hint, Deculture.

Hint hint.

>>20999875
>>20999891
>>20999892
>>20999920
plz no

>>20999920

What sort of wish would grant the Puella Magi flight I wonder.

>>20999892
Strike girls working for the officio as air support for when witches get out of hand?

A fallen officio who are witches that use human forms to try and spread grief?

Ther way works and either way could be cool

>>20999931

I wish that pants no longer existed

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While waiting for Deculture, an illustration that I had forgotten to share on the threads.

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>>20999931
I want to be free or something along those lines.

>>20999941
Or a group of girls who fought witches in the past who all did a Kharn and prevented witchifying in exchanges for their legs becoming flesh metal airplanes

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>>20999891
It's funnier if you listen to the Japanese.
Mahou Shoujo = Magical Girl
Majou = Witch
So the clue that Mahou Shoujo -> Majou was in the wording.

Go, Strike Bitches!

>>20999597 >>20999610

"Malal?" Kharn echoes as she leans back on her seat, clawed hand reaching out towards the vodka bottle in your hand. Wordlessly, you pass it to her, and she takes a long, healthy pull from it, her breath misting in the cold winter air as she exhales.

"I was hoping talking about her would jog your memory some, at least, but I suppose we must take it one day at a time, yes?" Your former partner smiles as she hands the bottle back. Your fingers briefly brushing against her fleshmetal claws as you take it from her.

"Well, what is there to know about Malal?" Kharn shrugs, although her voice changes the slightest bit. "She was my best friend, and I would like to think she was yours, too. You certainly got along well enough. She was a very good aide, as I am sure you have inferred. Consider that your first lesson, Murderface, on Warmastering."

Kharn points at you with her fork. "A Warmaster is nothing without her aide. She does everything else so you can focus on being a Warmaster. She carries your standard, she handles all annoying paperwork and logistics - and if she is good enough, she can make you look like a hero even if you are...well, us." The russian Magical Girl laughs, a coarse sound. "So make sure to pick yours with care."

A cough. "There are more things that need to be said about Malal, but let us leave that for another day. I have read that those with amnesia, they should not be rushed into remembering, yes? But there is time, a lot of time to tell. Do not worry." She nods to herself. "Yes. Everything is under control."

A moment more, and she considers your question. "Ah, about...Pinky, is that what you call her? She has many names. Faust is the name she gave me, so that is what I told Kyuubey. Erebus and Ahriman, they call her the Blessed Lady."

[1/2]

>>20999976

yay someone brought that up!
Something tells me that the whole series was inspired by that wordplay.

The things Japanese get up to....

>>20999981

Kharn glances towards you. "Some say she is a delusion of Magical Girls becoming sick, Kyuubey maintains that she is a Witch that has transcended beyond what we normally encounter. That she has become a god, or something."


She laughs, again. "I am finding it hard to believe, even now. But what do you call someone like her? A monster? Or perhaps, the Devil herself?"

A moment of silence, before your former partner speaks once more. "I told you about her because I feel that you should know. Looking at you, Murderface...you have met her, already, and multiple times. Beware of her and her honeyed words, and her gifts. And speaking of her gifts, Gorechild and Gorefather are in the vault, along with your other toys. They have been there ever since I came here."

You take another swig from the vodka bottle. Belatedly, you realize that you've basically traded indirect kisses with your former partner and Warmaster, but you're not too concerned about that at the moment.

How do you respond?

>>20999928
y not

>>20999931
Well, in the original series, they all can fly to begin with, but not in this canon apparently. As for the wish, "I wish I could fly", for one, or "I wish I was free...

But they don't necessarily need to be air fighters, or even to fly. I was just thinking that adapting the characters of SW to Megucanon could be fun.

>>20999989
"I think I might I be alittle bit scared...
maybe"

>>20999989

"Well then, I suppose we should have a toast to absent friends!" Now is a good time to show the alcohol-soul trick.

>>20999989
"Fucking furball lied to me. Said he'd never seen anything like my gold weapon.
If he says 'well axes aren't like guns, are they?' I'm going to fucking shoot him."

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Homura in Warmaster mode?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22C5uhGjG7s

See 8:50

"That's soft of you. Too soft!! Softer than the softest sofa at the soft sofa store!!"

>>20999989

"How do my eyes look?"

>>20999989
What became of the third after we finished up there?
And is there anyone else we met that I might run into as warmaster

>>20999989
"So, what's this stuff about blondes tasting better?"

>>20999989
"So what happened to the Third? Was Ahriman working alone? The Tenth is making moves now, apparently; the Puella whose skull you took today works for him."

Now would also be a good time to show Kharn the alcohol trick with our Soulgems before we run out of vodka.

>>21000028
Unreal.
Everyone knows that Sayaka witches out every timeline

I-INDIRECT KISS?!

Thank her for the story and ask about her turning back into a magical girl after witching out. If she confided that bit of information in her story, I want to know more about it.

Also a toast is in order.

To the past and to the future. To friends now gone.

>>21000040
This
We must know the secret

Also soul gem drinking, we might run out of vodka soon if we don't show her

>>21000045

Heh. Now enjoy Sayaka's 'good' end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVU_NUtSVos&feature=player_detailpage#t=2009s

>>21000044
Too be fair, the tenth is only trying to get back Midori, who defected from him. Trying to keep employees in line is fairly reasonable, not that we're giving Midori back.

>>21000044

That is something that is worrying. Either Jyuubey has some way of tracking Midori despite her contract/wish being overwritten, or he already had Mirai in the area for a separate mission when we confronted her. Using the whole Midori incident could merely be a cover-up for whatever Mirai was really doing in the middle of nowhere.

This is ignoring the probable fact that all the Incubators are working toward a common goal, and these squabbles mean less than nothing to them in the end.

>>21000067

You know, I've thought about that for a while.
This place has had a sadistic bear problem for a while. So.... could that mean that Wakaba Mirai has been coming to and from this place for a while.

>>21000028
>>21000064
Needs more Kyoko being undressed by Sayaka, so she can wear the seifuku
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDG5X0S0Ovk

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>>20999989
And so... have we already done it?

>>20999989
I think Pinky was my girlfriend who one-shotted Walpurgeist.

>>20999989
"...Did I really say that thing about forbidden love?"

>>21000087
True. As >>21000077 posted, trying to get Midori back could just be a cover like trying to get revenge for the 3 squads of girls Murderface killed.
Gorefather and Gorechild were stored here as soon as Kharn was sent here, so Mirai could have been trying to break in and grab the Golden Weapons under orders from yet another Gold Weapon wielding Warmaster. Or the 10th Incubator has a scheme of his own.
We need Kharn to tell us what happened to the 3rd Incubator, if anyone managed to tie his involvement to Ahriman's actions.

>>20999989
Oh, we were supposed to respond her talking about pinky.

"I don't really know what she is, but she is dangerous. Who knows how many people have sacrificed others to her exchange for power?"

>>20999989

i guess Malal's death and Kharn being sent off to siberia are related, with us being the horrible cause?
we will get to find out at a later date.

i suggest that if we survive this corruption treatment and after we become a full warmaster that we could try to make Siberia a little bit more comfortable for the people stationed there.
even Souji, he has been an ass to us ever since we got here but at least he is honest about it.

Seconding drinking to beloved friends later.

Agreed too to explain QB's treachery.

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>>21000105
>Kyoko being undressed

PREPARE FOR LEWD!

>>21000134

Or Mariai could be scouting out for a Pleiades Saint raid. And now that we have captured Marai plans to attack the facility could be accelerated in hopes to get the saint back.

I got an idea.
Misaka is going to be upset that she missed the opportunity to hunt bears using Tiny Pete and thanks to us there are not going to be any bears around here for a while (if ever).

We could tell her that we think the base might be attacked and she should prep Tiny Pete for base defence. It doesn't matter if we are right nor not, it will give her something to do for the month we are out.

>>21000174
Do try and get your names under control. It was quite hard to understand what you were trying to say.

Oh, there's something else to discuss.

Kharn just told us she witched out and willed herself back.

>>21000174
>>21000150
>>21000134

I actually think that Wakaba Mirai could still be useful to us. From the Mangos and from what Midori told us about them the Saints are pretty close.
So there will be more of them after us after we supposedly killed Mirai. That`s way we should keep her gem and not destroy it, simply as a bargaining chip if more of them should show up.

Other than that, we were pretty lucky that only one of the Saints showed up, since their strenght is pretty much based on their coordinated Group-Attacks.

Anyway, without Timestop Murderface is pretty much fucked should two or more Saints show up after Mirai.

>>21000105
>>21000167

Heh, I found something on danbooru which asks. What if half the cast were gender-blended.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/3408
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/3426
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/3580

Having Male!Madoka does make Homura's commitment to save Madoka a bit more endearing. And having Male!Kyoko does shine a new light on 'Why do you keep looking at Kyousuke? You got me."

However Male!Mami doesn't work

>>21000202
Yes. And?

She Valnikov motherfucking Kharn

>>21000174
>>21000194
...
Ok, I'll try again.
Mariai could be scouting out for a Pleiades saint raid. Her capture could mean that the saints could bring forwards their plans to raid in attempt to rescue marai.

We should talk to Misaka and get Tiny Pete to prepare for a base defence. it doesn't matter if we are right. It would give her something to do.

>>21000238

Eh. Nothing wrong with Mani.

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hyouka

>>21000269
Her name is Mirai. Not Marai or Mariai.

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Guys, what if Iori is Faust?!?

>>21000318
Uh, you mean Yayoi?
Because Yayoi is the one that got raped and killed herself. Iori is kind of slightly still alive. Just a little.
At least she was the last time we checked.

>>21000318

You mean Yayoi.

And that idea is terrifying.

>>21000318
Yay!
She will destroy the whole world with "Kosmos,Cosmos"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fK1C7iHDkA

>>20999989
Here's what i have on Kharn.
I suppose they do sort of make better parting shots, though.

>Apparently, we need to inform Kharn that Souji said she has nice... Mamis.

>We also seem to have forgotten to share Mami's greetings with Kharn

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QB has found girls to contract
K-(cosplay)-ON

Bonus cosplay: http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1111073/
My warmaster can't be that cute

>>21000318
Hibiki as Kyouko fits far too well

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>>21000361
Meh.

How about a Meguca instead that would actually be a threat?

>>21000361
>>21000427

What would the girls wish for?
Has no idea because never watched K-ON

>>20999911
>>20999809
>>20999798
>>20999775
>>20999783
It was specifically in post #20479617
>"It is better to find out now, than later, eh? Ah, but do not worry, she died a peaceful death. Painless. I made sure of it."

>>21000430
I have a sort of desire to see the katawa shoujo girls as meguca now

Just since we had the references to it in thread and the katawa yandere threads makes me think it would fit perfectly

Rin as a callidus
Lily as an eversor
Hanako as a culexus
Emi as an eversor
Shizune as a vindicare

What would misha be?

>>21000044

"Ah, yes. The Third Incubator." It's here that Kharn seems to frown as she carves another slice from what remains of her own steak - spearing it with her fork but pushing it around her plate, seemingly contemplative. "I was there in Kyuubey's Office, a day after we killed his Warmaster. You were not there, you were still recovering, along with Malal. In retrospect, that in itself is a good thing, I suppose..." She lifts the loaded fork to her mouth and chews delicately. "You would have seen me in a very angry mood."

As soon as she finishes chewing, it's then that your former partner tells you about how Kyuubey had asked her to witness the call he made to his brother. What showed up on the massive screens in front of you was...well, someone similar to Kyuubey, in all respects, except this one had blue eyes rather than crimson.

The meeting began cordially enough, both Incubators greeting each other and talking about the weather, the economy, and how their businesses were faring. Kharn had noted here that Kyuubey seemed particularly boastful about QB Heavy Industries' recent acquisitions, while Sanbey seemed to be rather eager about business process outsourcing. It was like listening to two businessmen do lunch; dry, boring, and completely obsessed about the bottom line.

It's only after a few minutes that Kyuubey then breached the subject of the entire incident, the events that lead up to you, Kharn and Malal killing off his Warmaster and her retinue. A hundred Magical girls, not counting the ones you yourself slaughtered.

"He simply shrugged, Murderface." Kharn says, taking another swig from the vodka bottle the both of you have been doing your best to kill.

[1/2]

>>21000452
drills

>>21000452
>drills
Eversor, duh.

>>21000461

"Shrugged and said that he had no idea what Ahriman had done, or what had transpired. He said that he could not have cared less about his Magical Girl division; he had declared them already an autonomous section of his organization, free to do what they wanted. He had no knowledge that the previous Warmaster had been killed by Ahriman, or that Ahriman had declared herself Warmaster. He was much too busy organizing...the business side of his Officio. All he cared about was new contracts, new business, and that the girls would deposit grief seeds as necessary."

As she went on, Kharn describes to you how Kyuubey seemed unsurprised at this, and took his brother's explanation well enough. He did, however, posit that if Sanbey didn't need the other girls, then what if Kyuubey took them off his hands?

"You should have seen that damn Incubator's eyes light up when Kyuubey suggested that." Kharn spits out a piece of bear bone, wincing. "Couldn't have said yes fast enough. He said that he was getting annoyed at them, at how they seemed to always look for his approval at everything, even after their wishes. The mere smell alone of a Magical Girl sickened him."

And with that, the Ninth Officio gained eight hundred or so new recruits, all of their contracts transferred to Kyuubey's. SANY was also integrated into the company soon after. The agreement was Sanbey would stop contracting girls, but instead get a fraction of the spent Grief Seeds that Kyuubey also got.

"I was expecting a bloody war, a full mobilization," Kharn sighs, clearly wistful. "It would have been fun, you know? Tearing up Mitakihara in a proper war. It would have been glorious, I think. But Incubators are so annoyingly reasonable and businesslike, sometimes I am thinking that they have stopped being aliens and became something worse!"

[2/3]

>>21000464

It's certainly a strange way to end a bloody confrontation like that, but at the same time, you can't help but think of it as logical, especially when the Incubators are concerned.

You take another swig of vodka, closing your eyes as the warmth of the drink settles nicely in your belly.

"Hnn, by the way. I am sure you have more questions to ask, Murderface." Kharn suddenly speaks up. "But if you are wanting to call home, then tell me. Unfortunately, smartphone reception here is not very good, so we have to use other means." She grins at you, clearly teasing. "I am sure there are many back home that want to hear your voice again, even if it had just been a few days."

[]Ask another question.
[]Accept her offer. There are some people you'd want to talk to...

>>21000470
>[]Accept her offer. There are some people you'd want to talk to...
See if we can get mami to pass a message to Iori, with the explanation that we are used to dealing with A) saints and b) people nearly as broken as we are so telling her ourself would probably start a war or something

Wait, the 3rd just ditched his magical girl division? What the hell?
Aren't Incubators all about getting magical girls and collecting despair to fight off entropy? What happened to this timeline?

>>21000470
Accept her offer

Teach her about soul gem drinking on the way and mention other stimuli seem to also have an effect

>>21000491
They became businessmen instead of anti entropy aliens

At least the third did, maybe he figured entropy was being stalled enough that the others coud handle it

>>21000452
A lesbian

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>>21000464

>Incubator apathy

Sounds more or less appropriate for aliens that just don't really care. Seems odd that QB seems to put more care and thought than his brethren into what he's doing as far as his MG operations go.

wow.

Sanbey has gone native, has be gained mental disorders?

>[X]Accept her offer. There are some people you'd want to talk to...

I suppose we should do this. I doubt that kharn is going to tell us much more at this point.
Call Mami first and ask her about Iori. If Iori has become 'magical Iori' it wont be a shock to us when we are taking to her.

... thinking about it. What time is it? (in game)

>>21000470
[x]Accept her offer. There are some people you'd want to talk to...
First, we call Kyuubei, and call him a dickfaced lying douchebag.
Then hang up on him and call Mami, and tell her we might be out for a few months, and ask her to tell Sayaka and Kyoko. Also ask her if bringing them both on as our aides seems like a good idea. Who was her aide, anyway?
And then call Iori and apologise for being a bitch, and tell her about the procedure.

>>21000513
She is always a lesbian but what type is the question

>>21000470
[x]Accept her offer. There are some people you'd want to talk to...
There is the possibility that our trip here could take much longer than expected.

>>21000498
But what's an emotionless alien going to do with a business on Earth? They're purely logic beings to the point of sociopathy, but what would he gain from running businesses?
It doesn't really seem like they need to eat (aside from disposing of dead incubators) or would otherwise need money, let alone Earth money. My only guess in the desire for power, but they pretty much have that in controlling magical girls.

>>21000520
Mami probably didn't have one since she never got to full warmaster

I think that between them they would make one normal aide but getting Mami would be better

>>20999920
Man, there's already three strike witches based quests. And one more that involves them, no matter how much people might not like MSQ.

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>>21000520
>>21000485

>And then call Iori and apologise for being a bitch, and tell her about the procedure.

..Is there actually a limit to how much a retard you can be?
I mean, sure! LETS KEEP THE PERSON WE SHOULDNT GET INVOLVED UPDATED ON MAGICAL GIRL STUFF!

Godamnit, I wish I could hate you waifu-shipping faggots to death.

>>21000573
We want to avoid her becoming a magical girl and being a massive fucking headache for ourselves, doing that would solve the problem

Quit overreacting you faggot

>>21000591

She isn't going to potentially become a MG because we were a bitch to her. She's going to potentially become a MG because she obsesses over Chiaki and she either wants approval and/or to get her attention. It's best if we let things lie, or ask Mami for advice on how to handle this.

>>21000591

This isn't a problem that we have, at this point, since we've basically pushed her away and into the waiting arms of garcia.

Accept her offer to call and ask the following question:

"Kharn, do I know someone named Kaname Madoka? That name is on my phone and I don't know where it came from. "

>>21000613
You know we never checked to make sure that worked. There's absolutely no indication that things have worked out as you think they have; in fact, things could have gotten far worse.

>>21000613
Fabiola still owes us a favor for taking out Lance Kilgore. I say we get her to set up Iori and Garcia together. We can apologize to Iori once we've returned, when the two of have made some progress as a couple, so she won't fall back in love with us.

>>21000573
Iori and her potential to make a stupid contract should be treated delicately. We should seek to defuse the situation and probably distance ourselves from her. That said, making her despair and then disappearing for a long period of time would set her up for making a wish like Matsuda would love her or something.
Getting her stabilized with Gracia seems like the safest course of action, it keeps her happy and away from Kyubei and it gets her out of our life.

>>21000642
it's only been a day or two

>>21000612
This.

[x] Call Mami and Kyoko, ask for any Updates, ignore Iori, if we give her the cold shoulder she will get it into her head that we are not interested in her.

Also
[x] When Midori wakes up, tell her that she should call her parents too, to not make them worry.

>>21000238

I want to be a magical spinster....

>>21000662
That's a point, have Midori's parents been relocated yet? They might be targeted.

[x]Phonecall.

Have Mami, Kyouko and Sayaka keep alert for Peliades shenannigans. Given we just ganked one of them, they might retaliate back home.

Better to have our best people keeping their eyes open for trouble than not at all.

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..Ah, that reminds me, with the Flashback and everything we have forgotten hat we shozld think about that to do with Midori when she wakes up.

She pretty much confessed to us before the fight Mirai.
Should we adress that or wait until she does so herself?

>>21000651
>>21000655
This assumes that she even likes Garcia. Sure, he's in love with the idol-Iori, but will he feel the same about the real Iori?

I think that you're all assuming this to go too smoothly and to even work at all, when there's not enough evidence that it could work.

>>21000751
I think we should ask her to do some soul searching while we're out, then tell us whether she feels the same when we wake up

>>21000662
Or in giving her the cold shoulder we push her to contract so that we notice her

We need to walk a fine line between telling her to piss off and getting her to stay friendly

Remember the whole issue with her came because we were the only person she felt she could trust and we had people wanting to waifu her, wanting to keep her close to avoid her going meguca and witching or going meguca and bad ending us so if we do just drop her like a sack of bricks it will have repercussions

[x] Ask about axes, say we need them to take Pinky on a date

>>21000751
I know I should recognize more characters there but all I can recognize right now are Yuki and Homura

>>21000760
Its still better then doting on her and sending her the wrong signals.
I acutally think that we should make pretty clear to her that we don`t want her in our live and that she should not get involved with us nor Magical Girls in general. The best would be for her to forget everything she saw and try to live a normal life.

This is the best course of action of course there is always the chance that she will act like the retarded brat that she is, but at least that isn`t our fault then because we tried to keep her away from all of this.

>>21000760

It amuses me that there are people simultaneously arguing that we should keep Midori, our slightly obsessive fangirl at a distance, because being a huge fan isn't a sound basis for wanting to be in a relationship, while attempting to hook up Iori with Garcia, her slightly obsessive fanboy.

>>21000760
They seemed to be getting along just fine from what we've seen. Besides, she was all over Chiaki despite her being, you know, her, only because she needed someone to latch onto to avoid drowning. A young gentleman who can treat her right seems like the perfect match for Minase, especially after all the heartache we caused her.

Also, Mami thinks it's the right thing to do.

>>21000776
We need to friendzone her. We should stay civil and polite, but we really do need to make it clear that we have no plans to reciprocate her feelings. Like you said, dumping her is just going to make things worse, but if we start coddling her again then it will just go back to step 1 and we'll always be worrying about her contracting or getting killed.

Unfortunately, I do not think Chiaki possesses the social skills required to do this, so we're fucked. If we do it through a middleman then it won't have the same effect.

>>21000808

No. That is a fucking stupid idea.

That way leads despair, and despair way leads Meguca. We provide such support and friendship, FRIENDSHIP, NOT FUCKIN', as is required. We do not cut her off. That will result in her doing stupid, stupid shit.

>>21000815
She gets along fine with him but that doesn't mean she will hook up with him

There is a difference between liking someone and loving someone

>>21000810
I think it's more like Midori's already a magical girl and thus is already a lost cause while Iori is a mundane human with a future. Garcia is just the means to friendzone Iori.

>>21000772
>>21000751

Some talking points for Midori that were brought up in the previous threads, assuming that we have to do the one-month treatment:

>Hardcore introspection and soul searching to decide whether she is in love with her notion of Murder Mayumi or not.

>Flesh of Fallen Angels thing and Pinky's special attentions. Jealous goddess with malevolent yet loving feelings = bad news.

>Golden Weapons for dummies.

>>21000815

Mami also thought encouraging Iori's crush on us, and warning Kirika of her impending retirement were the right things to do.

I'm jus' sayin', she does not have the best track record here.

>>21000822
Friend zoning her would be effective but trying to see murderface doing it would be hilarious.

>>21000841
By the numbers she has had more good ideas than bad ideas

The problem is Mami will always go for the everyone ends up happy option which doesn't always work

>>21000810
It amuses you because you are an idiot.

If Chiaki ever gets close to someone it should, in fact, be a Magical Girl. One that knows about all the stuff that comes with it, thats why from simply practical point of view Midori is a better choice.
What amuses me is that you are to stupid to either see the difference between them and to spot the difference between a crush and an obsession.

Then again, I`m on /tg/ and I don`t really expect a person to know how girls work..

>>21000808
>Its still better then doting on her and sending her the wrong signals.
So give her the Full Murderface Experience, just like we did with Midori, and see if she stays or not.

>>21000815
>>21000822
>>21000826
May I point out something that I had forgotten about but remembered when I went back through the archives; Iori can already see QB without a Contract. He actually made mention of it being odd, back when we retired Kirika. Maybe Iori is closer to contracting that we thought.

>>21000871
The point went right over your head, didn't it? Do read his post again with an open mind. He is actually on your side.

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>>21000848

this is entirely why it needs to be done


'I WILL BE YOU FRIEND!'
"F-Friend?"
'YES! FRIEND!'
"I uh.... umm I kinda wanted mo-"
'NO! FRIEND IS ALL! WHISKY NOW, FRIEND STUFF LATER,'

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>>21000826
...Are you retarded? Have you ever tried to be in a friendship with someone who is in love with you? Do you even know how fucking selfish and stupid that is?

I`m really sorry, that you can`t into relationships, anon, but cutting her off, at least for now and hope she will get over us is the right thing to do. After some time - not two days, mind you - if she seems to be doing alright, THEN we can try to be friends.

Holy shit, /tg/, why are you so fucking awful at relationships?

>>21000914
>Holy shit, /tg/, why are you so fucking awful at relationships?

Becuase we want to fuck everything and everyone without givign a fuck

>>21000894
Murderface, we're out of whiskey
THEN WE GET PANCAKES
no pancake batter
BUT....PANCAKES
We're out
P-P-PAN..... *sobs*

>>21000878
>So give her the Full Murderface Experience

But Midori is a magical girl, she can handle herself in dire situations, as shown earlier when she held onto Chiaki as she went black eyed. Iori is a normal girl, who has gone through some hardships recently. She does not have the means of coping with the 'Murderface Experience'. We can keep her friendly at a distance, but subjecting her to more trauma just to see if she could handle it is not a good thing to do. What if she does stay? It'll just make things worse, we'll be saddled with a clingy idol who can't protect herself.

>>21000914
I don't know, why are your friends social lepers who can't take no for an answer?

>>21000841
She realized those were mistakes and approved of Chiaki distancing herself from Minase after that. She's not perfect but that doesn't mean we should dismiss everything she says either. she's still a much better people person that we are.

>>21000834
Basically, this. We support Iori as a friend, and nothing more.

Gentlemen, let us not discuss how to deal with Iori. She's a can of worms that has been unfortunately opened. And by who, do you ask?

By none other than Mami Tomoe, vindicare and secretary of the Ninth that tries to help others with good intentions and always backfiring.

Gentlemen, how do we eliminate Mami?

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>>21000928
Wow, sure is edgy in here.

Must be really nice to automatically stop loving or liking someone because they said that they don`t see you that way.
Since this is how humans work, amirite?

>>21000972
That's not funny, don't joke about such things.

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>>21000923

Ugggg.... all the Iori arguments.
I only decided to read the idolm@ster wiki when the Kharn arc started and this Iori does seem to act differently compared to her canon form.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urLzY7TUQ-g
Well then again, I suppose she has had to grow out of her attitude.

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>>21000972
YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER!

>>21000983

i knew someone was going to post that eventually, great stuff.

>>21000972

We acknowledge that while she has our best interests at heart and though we will always be grateful for all that she's done for us, we ask her gently not to play matchmaker for us anymore?

>>21001005

my good sir, i quite like your style.

>>21000991
Pretty much all of the characters in this quest don't act like their canon forms.
They're inspired at best. Not that that is a problem.

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>>21000991
>That voice

>>21001022

No it isn't.
I don't think either /tg/ nor Chiaki would be able to stand canon!Iori

>>21000983
I seriously love you Nicehatguy
Full homo

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>>21001036
...But we can`t stand this Iori either.

>>21001077
I... I... Oh my. Lewd thoughts.

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>>21001077

well, MGNQ Iori was fine until the Kilgore incident. With some caution, we might be able to go back to how it was before, I hope.

>>21001066

Aaawww, you're gonna make me blush.

>>21000444
cake.

>>21001106
Honestly, she was probably fine until overhearing Midori's orgasm when we licked her Soulgem.

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>>20999517
>>homura turned into the PC
>>no madoka to save
>>no memories
May as well be the PC, murderface is as far removed from homura as homer simpson from rodger mayers.

>>21001127
It was in part that and in part our not talking to her for hours after the event then her hearing Midori orgasmisng over our phone while she was losing it over our safety and thought we took off to screw someone instead of her which was a large part of why she got so shitty at us

>>21001139
"Damn it, minigun, you're a loose cannon. Turn in your badge and cop."

>>21001139
There is a reason for that and there are things implying that this is part of Homura in her constant train of time loops that lead to PMMM

>>21001139
>>21001172

Or after.
I'm convinced that this happens after PMMM, failing your persional objective which you sacfificed EVERYTHING for does make a good case for Homura to turn into a broken magical girl.
However there is the whole "Why are there still witches?"

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>>21001192
>>Why are there still witches?

Because Homura did something that drove Madoka into despair, turning her from Madokami into Faust.

>>21001158
Makes a lot of sense in that context.

>>21000485 >>21000492 >>21000520

"Heh. Yes, that is what I thought you would say." Kharn says as she slips out of her folding chair, in a movement that is almost unnatural in its smoothness and grace. "It is only prudent, of course, to tell them that you have arrived and are safe and sound. You do not want them to worry." It's then that she claps her brutally-clawed hands, the sharp impact of metal upon metal cracking across the courtyard. "Sergei! Nikolai! Please clean up after us, yes? The Warmaster has important business to attend to!"

The soldiers that had gathered around a bonfire at the other end of the courtyard cheer at this, and Kharn smiles before placing her plate on her vacated chair. You clamber out of your own chair yourself, if a bit clumsily - for a folding affair, it was comfortable and getting a bit hard to get out of, but certainly nothing close to the lovingly-upholstered piece of heaven you've left back home.

You let out a small groan as you manage to get back at your feet, both new and old pains and aches flaring up, reminding you of just how close you've come to death today. You make a small note to get some painkillers inside of you later. You leave your own plate where Kharn had left hers, while taking the half-empty bottle of vodka with you.

The journey to the 'Communications Room' as Kharn had introduced it is a short one; it seems to be in a floor between the surface and the subterranean living quarters of the R&D base. It is a rather...antiquated room, full of bulky machinery that seems to be hooked up to each other, and there's a slight static buzz in the air that makes your teeth itch as Kharn flicks a couple of switches on.

[1/2]

>>21001248

In the center of a room is a rather comfortable-looking chair facing a large, towering screen. You recognize it immediately as one similar to Kyuubey's personal chair at the Officio. It's only after a few moments that you finally realize that this was to be the Incubator's own control hub, for the off-chance that he would actually visit. The fact that the chair itself had rather archaic-looking keyboards built into its armrests seemed to support your idea.

You ask Kharn if your suspicions are true, and she makes a pleased, impressed grunt.

"Ah, you are very observant, yes? You are correct, this was formerly made to accommodate the Incubator in the times when he would visit. Unfortunately, or fortunately, he has never visited for too long, usually it is just an ocular inspection. Besides, him and Souji regularly converse on his laptop." Kharn mimes typing on an invisible with both clawed hands, a curiously amusing gesture. "Sometimes, they get into arguments, but mostly about stupid things."

"In any case, communication console is already switched on. Take seat there." Kharn gently ushers you onto the commanding leather chair. "On right armrest is letter keypad, on left is numbers. Just input the number you want, and press send. Call will automatically connect. Could be whoever you want, really." It's then that Kharn giggles. "Ah, I remember pranking Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake with this one. She manages a bar in her spare time, in America, you see. Prank calls are something she hates."

You nod. That seems easy enough. And pranking? That's surprising. You'd never have taken Kharn to be the sort to do that.

"Is harmless fun." Kharn shrugs, still grinning. "It gets boring here sometimes."

>>21001253

You glance towards the towering black screen in front of you, before looking down at the numerical keypad, your fingers poised over the keys.

Who do you call?

[]Tomoe Mami
[]Minase Iori
[]Kyuubey
[]Sayaka Miki
[]Sakura Kyoko

>>21001224
homura never promised madoka to remember, infact up untill her wish she was willing do die with her never knowing any wiser as long as she never contracted.

>>21001257
>[]Tomoe Mami
Message delivered and ADVICE WHAT THE HELL WHY WAS I CHOSEN FOR THIS I SUCK AT COMMAND FUCK YOU FOR THROWING THIS ON ME

>>21001253
>"Sometimes, they get into arguments, but mostly about stupid things."

"Souji, least of all my blondes, come to bed."

"I can't. Something is wrong on the internet."

>>21001257

Tomoe Mami.

>>21001266

This.

Also, ask how is Iori doing and ask her to pass on a message that we might end up being stuck here for a month.

>>21001257
[x]Tomoe Mami
Let her know we arrived safely, how is Iori.

[x] mami because... mami?
[x] kyoko because bro?
[x] sayaka because.. bitch?

>>21001278
And we punched a dude for her. He took it pretty well.

>>21001278
>>21001271
>>21001266
After checking in with Mami, we really should call QB and let him know that one of the 10th's MG's was snooping around the R&D base.
He's already identified the Tenth as a rogue Incubator, one who may not be playing by the rules the Incubators set up for themselves, and is trying to hunt him down.
This might light a fire under that mutant cat's ass to put more resources into finding Jyuubei and removing him permanently.

>>21001257
call mami

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>>21001257

Call Kyouko. We need more Kyouko.

>>21001257
Mami, Kyouko, maybe QB, maybe Iori.

>>21001257
Call in this order
>[x]Tomoe Mami
>[x]Minase Iori
>[x]Sakura Kyoko

I wonder if we should try Madoka's number again?

>>21001313
Oh right! Yeah, tell her mission accomplished.

>>21001318
We need to get that hat for her. We must ask Kharn where we can get one.

>>21001257
Mami first
Ask her to see about her, Kyouko and Sayaka working for us as aides / secretary / enforcers and check on how Iori is

We will call her ourself to say we might be out for a month and to spend some time with Mami since she does worry about her

Then call Kyouko and tell her we might be out for a month, she will pass it on to Sayaka and we avoid talking to her

Finally call coobie and call him a lying asshole then hang up

>>21001257
[X] Tomoe Mami

>>21001301

Let's do this one.

>>21001322

We should probably also ask her if she KNEW that people had been making porn of us.

Because that is slightly distressing.

>>21001257

>time zone antics?

i believe we should personally inform our tiny tiny circle of friends and Kyuubey that we will be staying in Siberia for an extended time, but having Mami announce it to the rest is the next best thing.

we should try to call them all up at least once, not to sure about Iori at this time because i know fuck all about how to handle this.

i am all for calling QB a lying asshole but he will just wave it off with that perfect alien logic...

>>21001301
>>21001332

Sayaka doesn't deserve a call from us. She only get a good bye if she is in the same room as Kyouko

>>21001253
>[x] Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake. Really what other choice is there.

[x] Kyuubey. He knew about the golden weapons before we came along. He's a bitch, we should tell him that.
[x] Mami. As one of the few people who care about us she should know that we're safe.
[x] Kyoko. We just gained +1 bro. We should probably catch up with her. And Sayaka will probably be with her, so two birds with one stone?
[x] Iori. Bad End prevention begin. Seriously she's going to make a contract then become a witch and kill us. That is a bad thing.

>>21001257
Obviously we should call Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake

>>21001266
THIS!

>>21001319
>>21001320
>>21001325
>Iori

No, fuck you, people.

I guess that Coobie is just going to mentioned that he thought that the 10th's ability to track Midori would have worn off before we got to Siberia.

Call all the people, with Mami, Kyouko and QB first. We should try giving Madoka and ??? another call, too.

>>21001364
Don't be a fag and don't splice commas.

[X] Totally Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake.

>>21001364
Being a fag is trying to avoid all contact

Not being a fag is trying to set things to go by our rules so we can get past all this shit

>>21001257
>[x]Kyouko
First, because she's the most fun
>[x]Iori
Next because if we just disappear for a month she's going to contract with Kyubey and that'll be a gigantic fucking pain in the neck, and
>[x]Mami
Last because it'd be polite to talk to her, but the others are more necessary.

Souji will keep Kyubey up to date, and Kyouko will talk to Sayaka if anything needs saying.

>>21001351
>>21001357
>QB
What lie did QB tell?
He might have known about the Golden Weapons, but it's not like he said he'd never seen them before. What lie exactly did he tell?

>>21001364
Why not? How is not talking to her going to help?

>>21001422
Wouldn't it be better to phone Mami before Iori so we can see ask how Iori is before we just phone her? We left on a pretty sour note so it would be good to know what to expect.

>>21001422
Actually, I'd rather get Mami's take on Iori's status first to determine if we should talk with her now or not.

>>21001257
>[x]Tomoe Mami

If there's anyone we can call to get a feel on the situation on the home front, it would be her.

Prepare for disappointment and/or chewing out followed by a bout of Chiaki explaining an extremely improbable (yet completely true) sequence of events if she's got Iori's side of the story, though.

>>21001426
Plus, he knowingly sent us here to talk to someone he knew encountered them. I doubt he was being particularly malicious or hiding anything we wouldn't have found out at his choice.

>>21001439
>>21001441

heh, that's what I have been saying.
If the worst has happened, and Iori has become magical Iori at least it won't take us by surprise when we talk to her.

>>21001428

We can just have Mami or somebody pass on the message that we're staying in Siberia for a while and have them make sure she doesn't contract.

>>21001426
It was more a lie of omission.

>Here QB look at these weird golden weapons, do you know what they are?
>AH well, I will definitely have to look into this.
>I think they drive anyone who uses them insane.
>Well why don't you carry one around and see how it works out for you.

A lie of omission is still a lie.

>>21001441
That... is a good point. We should switch the order of those last two.

I hope we have time today for three phone calls...

>>21001462
"You never asked."

>>21001452
That wouldn't be as effective as saying it to her ourself

We need to start taking control of the situation sooner rather than later

>>21001462
Except that from the flashbacks, he may have found out about Faust (which he already said he knew about and told us about when we brought up Pinky for the first time), none of the flashbacks had either of the Golden Weapon wielders telling QB about getting them from Faust.

>>21001462
Oh boy, this argument again. We weren't cleared to know that information, most likely. Simple omission is not a lie of omission.

>>21001487

In the Mami flashback QB was discussing eye colour and soul gem purity before sending her on a witch hunt.

>>21001487
Kharn just told us that she explained it to him

>>21001257

The only person in our list that we left on bad terms with was Iori. I think if we have any hope of patching things with her, we need to do it now, directly and not through Mami. Before we sleep for a month and give her all the time in the world to worry and do something stupid. She deserves that much.

That said, I don't mind calling Mami first and getting advice. That's part of what screwed us the first time, not testing the waters first.

>>21001490
I just think it becomes a bit more serious the more lives it puts on the line. As far as we know as Chiaki, at any point while wielding those weapons we could have completely lost it. Killing at least one other magical girl depending on the mission and possibly dying ourselves.

From the point of alien logic QB didn't do anything wrong, or from a rules lawyer standpoint either. But from where Chiaki is I can imagine more than a few hurt feelings for those omissions.

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>>21001522

If we make the right choices and work hard everything will turn out OK guys!

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>>21001547

Yea, I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

>>21001558
What a lovely party, I wish to join such a party~

>>21001558
At least we are all together still in that event

>>21001547
That is the second worst trollface picture I have ever seen

>>21001547
It's possible. Not likely, not probable, but possible.

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Also, you know, it might not be a bad idea to visit Pinky once the calls are done, if only to say hi and prevent her from flipping out and start killing people out of jealousy like she nearly did in the plane...

So the Third's only interested in making dolla dolla yens? I guess we should call him Juubey

>>21001257
>[X] Mami
Let her know what's going on, ask for advice on Iori and Warmastering.
>[X] Iori
Tell her what's going on re: We'll be away longer than expected
>[X] Kyuubey
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CATFACE BASTARD! Please forward us mission records of Sakura Kyouko so we can assess her capability as a potential aide.

>>21001635

Call her "Madoka Kaname" and see her reaction.
The first name isn't important as she already called herself that, but the last name is.
We best do it where she isn't going to kill anybody if she reacts poorly.

>>21001635

You don't think we're going to just jump ahead once we sleep, are you? No, we'll have plenty to discuss with Pinky as she stalks us in our dreams...

>>21001558
Cute Witches doing despair[/things]

>>21001532
As if Chiaki doesn't hurt feelings by breathing?

Besides, getting cut up is excellent bonding opportunity. Scars are moe~ And why are you proud enough about fixing her to namefag about it?

While we wait for Deculture to post, enjoy a little story of mine, please:

http://sharetext.org/avtR - | Take It Easy |

>>21001664
It'll be best if we see her before then, to grease the wheel of affection.

>>21001522

Why should we patch things with her, beyond making sure that she doesn't do something stupid?

It will be better for all involved parties if she forgets all about us and just gets on with her life.

>>21001664
Either that or we will have a Midori 'flashback' as we end up accidentally controlling her body.
Or a 'journey to the centre of the mind' where we meet the murderface persona or the real Homura.

>>21001675
Because I namefag about everything.

>>21001677
Oh yea, that story.
I wonder if Kyouko is going to be panting when she picks up the phone/

>>21001266 >>21001271 >>21001442

You make your decision, and punch in Tomoe Mami's number by rote memory alone. She'd probably want an update on the message she asked you to send the pilot, as well as tell her how you're doing in Siberia. Yes, that would only be proper - you can't have her worrying herself sick over you, after all. Your personal goddess of pancakes and fortune deserves just more than that.

The screen in front of you hums as the call initiates; the sound of the other end of the line ringing a bit scratchy, but otherwise audible and clear. Mami picks up at the fourth ring, and the words [SOUND ONLY] in rather sinister-looking crimson typeface glow into existence on the screen's surface, imposing and almost warning-like.

Pity. A friendly face that wasn't Kharn's would be nice about now.

"Hello?" Mami's voice comes on, breathy, hurried. As if you'd caught her in the middle of something. "Chiaki-san? Is this you? The number's unlisted, I didn't know who it was at first." Another moment. "Are you...are you calling from Siberia? Did you arrive there safely? Is Misaka-chan and Midori-chan alright? Have you eaten already?"

You try to answer Mami's barrage of questions as best as you can while glancing towards Kharn pointedly, who seems to be listening in rapt attention to the blonde's warm voice. She finally seems to notice, her cheeks reddening, and your former partner excuses herself, embarrassed. "Will be waiting outside, take your time," the ex-Warmaster whispers, before tiptoeing out of the room, gently closing the door behind her with a click.

"...Oh, I see. Well, it's good that you got there safely. I'm not really a fan of flying myself, to be honest. I'd rather drive if I wanted to get anywhere." A small giggle. "But yes, I'm glad you got there without any worries. I heard it was quite the rough flight."

[1/2]

>>21001664

no reason not to give her a curtisy call like were doing for our other frienemies.

>>21001722

Well, it wasn't really rough, but the smiling pink demon in your nightmares did drop by and visit for a chat(You don't tell her this, of course), so it may as well be considered that.

You tell her instead that you've followed her request to the letter.

"...Thank you, Chiaki-san." Another stifled giggle. "I'm sorry if I had to make you do that. I know, it seems a bit cruel, but I believe he really needed that. I could've done it myself, but..."

You momentarily imagine Mami punching someone out, before shaking your head. Impossible. Mami's not the sort.

You tell her that it was your pleasure to do so, and she giggles again. "Thank you, Chiaki-san. I promise not to give you too many of those weird requests, but I'm glad to know I can count on you, even when you're about to become Warmaster." It's then that her voice turns a bit cheeky. "Don't forget us little people when you're famous, Chiaki-san!"

How do you respond?

Rolled 19

>>21001736
Speaking of that WHY WAS I SELECTED FOR THIS!? I CANT LEAD FOR SHIT AND THERE'S NO PANCAKES ON BASE

>>21001736
>Chiaki
>forgetting Mami

Absolutely Not

>>21001736
"Mami, I could never forget you. Probably not Kyouko, either. Sayaka, maybe. How are things back home?"

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>>21001736

SHE KNEW.

SHE KNEW ABOUT THE PORN.

SHE KNEW ALL ALONG.

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>>21001686
I agree.

The reasonable thing would be to get her out of our life, but noooo, the Waifu-Hurrdurr-Crew will tell you THAT WENEED TO PROTECT HE UNTIL THE END OF TIME! BECAUSE.

No seriously, its mindboggling how people actually believe that getting a "normal" girl into our world is the right thing to do. It`s beyond retarded. It`s like you people never played CoC.

Just get it into your fucking heads: KEEPING. HER. AROUND. US. IS. NOT. THE.SANE.AND.MERCIFUL.THING.TO.DO.

And for god`s sake don`t update her on how things are on our progression! This things are fuking taboo to Non-Megucas.