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Like pickin' from lists of fake shit that you wish was real shit? Uh-huh, yeah you do.
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>>20953314
Red Knight.

BLOOOOOOOOOOD
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RED KNIGHT

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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Pimp Knight, nigga.
It only aint easy if you a bitch ass nigga shouldn't be pimpin ne ways.
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>you're just a nigga with a garden hose

okay
that made my laugh
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Nigga you serious? Pimp Knight
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>Paladins
>Can't fuck

Is this one of those weird US religions I keep eharing about?
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>>20953387
Never got why people keep assuming paladins are celibate.
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pimp knight, hands down foo.
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>>20953431

Because in the United States sex is bad.
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>>20953314
Black
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Niggest Knight is only knight.
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>>20953469
>>20953472
Negromind
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>>20953431
It's because for D&D players "can't rape" is synonymous with "can't have sex"
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>>20953374
>>20953383
>>20953442

Mah niggas!

>>20953387
>>20953431
>>20953447
Shit, niggas. It be dem tiny white dicks. Aint no bitches wanna get down wit dat shit.
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>>20953387

He specifically can't fuck "hoes". I don't see a problem with him not being able to solicit prostitutes.
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>>20953431
It's the traveling, I expect. Having hos in different area codes kinda clashes with the whole, "faith and purity," thing.

That said, I always thought it'd be funny to play a paladin who was implied (though never outright stated, That Way lies That Guy) to be something of a lady killer. Just to shake up the old stereotype.
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Bitch please. You know how I roll.
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Water Knight is underpowered
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Paladin has max swag armor.
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>>20953543

The file name says pimp, but the outfit says paladin.

...Double class?
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>>20953536

haha look at this fool

this nigga don't know that all women be hoes
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>>20953314
>+Bitches be all over yo charismatic dick
>-Cant fuck no hoes
Okay so he can't fuck hoes but bitches are fine. Okay.
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Red Knight and Water knight had me laughing so hard I'm in tears. Don't know if this shit is OC but thanks.
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>Take levels in pimp knight
>Multiclass into water knight
>Rings of power amplification

GG, no RE, faggots. I'm king of all women.
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>fuck, you crazy
>fuck son
>Calm down
I'm fucking dying
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>>20953599
He can have sex with women, just not dirty skanks and prostitutes because he has honor.
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>>20953613
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>>20953536
>>20953599
>>20953645
Niggas, bitches be nothin but hoes.
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>>20953712
paladin can only sleep with women of noble birth who lie and claim virginity
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my paladin's code in regards to sex

1. be honest: whether it's a one night thing or you want to start a long term relationship, let your partner(s) know beforehand.
2. be responsible: if you wind up with a kid take care of them. while raising them yourself is best, if you can't then at least send money or something to help
3. be safe: sheepskin up. the little time, money, and effort you put into getting and wearing a condom beats catching a disease or getting a kid you aren't ready for
4. be fun: if you can't make your partner(s) feel good you may as well keep it to yourself
optional rule3+4a. find a nymphomancer: they have magic to make sure you're safe and fun.

i know paladins don't catch diseases but it's still included for 1st and 2nd level paladins or for giving advice about sex to other people.
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>You're just a nigga with a garden hose

mysides.jpg

Anytime one of these things comes up my first instinct is to go with the smart guy. So fuck it, blue knight.
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>>20953743
How to have sex with honor:
Use birth control.
Respect the sanctity of marriage--if you're going to sleep with a married person, get the spouse's permission first.
Her orgasm is more important than your own.
If a pregnancy results, pay your child support on time.
Keep things safe, sane and consensual.

Also:
Ask first, never assume.
Baring in mind the importance of your partner's orgasm, don't be afraid to experiment with new things with them. As long as there's full consent (and you keep lay on hands ready). Oh, and if you're not comfortable, it's still okay to walk away as long as you explain why.
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>>20953602

It's 100% OG, son.

>>20953694

Saved you magnificent nigga.
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>>20953760
>As long as there's full consent (and you keep lay on hands ready)
Oh god my sides were not ready for this
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Red Knight, fuck yeah, 420 blaze that shit all day erry day nigga, I ain't takin no bool shiet from no nig knights or nothin gnomesaiyan?
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>>20953314
I won't lie. I laughed...so hard...
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PALADIN
BRICK SQUAD
TRAPLIFE
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Red Knight is best knight and has decimated my sides. Op is the niggest, but in a good way. He is mah niggest.
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>>20953314
FUCK YEAH MAN I'M THE NIGGEST
BITCHES FUCKING LOVE MY 12 INCH VORPAL BLADE MOTHEFUCKERS
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If you aint the pimpest or the niggest, the fuck are you?
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>>20953849

A nigga with a garden hose
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Rolled 2, 3, 6 = 11

Choice: made.
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Rolled 1, 3, 6 = 10

There is only one choice.
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>>20953849
a nigger with a charismatic dick
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>>20953849
Fuck, you crazy
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>>20953849

negro existentialism

oh snap and some say it couldn't be done
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Red Knight gonna burn yo fuckin crib, you can't stop me busta!

Hey, where's that dank ass nigga Green Knight?
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>>20953936
Busy grown plants n' shit
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>>20953936

I would do a description but Im not OP

and I also have no idea what font it is
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>>20954026
Looks like Lucida Console, or some other monospaced font.
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>>20954026


Arial black bolded fo titles, consolas fo text.

12 point, nigga.
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This would make a ballin game: pick one, your rivals are the others.
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ROLLIN FO HOES
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>>20954122

Shit, son.

Gonna give super happy fagtime island bros a run fo they money.
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Rolled 3, 5, 2 = 10

>>20954152
NIGGA MOMENT
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Drawfags, quickly!
Ultra-realistic versions of these knights!
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>>20953314
Made me laugh. Thanks, OP.
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>>20953936

/tg/ hates that the Green Knight in all his forms. That colossal asshole.
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>>20954224
The Green Knight is no ones nigga
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>>20954250
Damn straight.
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>>20954026
>>20953936
>>20953956

- Red knight never wanna pass the blunt
- Paladin be talkin that wack shit about selling drugs to the knight community
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>>20954304
>knight community
>not knight niggas
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>>20954322
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BUnNfDCVWk
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ERF KNITE

+Rock hard abs made of fuckin' rocks, dawg.
+Rock hard dick made of fuckin' rocks, sheeit.
+When yo get yo rocks off, yo fuckin' shoot rocks (gets dem hoes outta yo pad fast)
-Fuckin' ashy elbows, damn.
-Niggas always trying to catch you ridin' dirty.
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>>20954346
>>20954346
Glorious
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>>20954346
>-Niggas always trying to catch you ridin' dirty.

I can't handle this you guys. I can't.
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COLD KNIGHT
+You can make ice come out of everywhere
+You can make every mofo chill
+You be like an walking air conditioner
+Bitches love your pale nigga dick
+you're one stone cold mothefucker
+You can do fuckin' awesome ice puns
-You will hear fuckin' shitty ice puns
-Bitches can't handle your cold dick
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>>20954542
Cold Knight seems too cool for me.
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>>20954092
>>20953936
>>20954097

just fo you niggas righ here

over 9000 joints in My Nigga Paint, damn, dat shit cray
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>>20954572
it begins
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>>20954572
cold knight is my kind of nigga
the others should just chill
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>>20954587
>no negatives
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>>20954572
Icy what you did there.
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>>20954616
>smoke enough to see da future mayne
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LECTRIC KNIGHT
+You be throwing lightning around.
+Ain't never running out of them batteries.
+Hoes love it when you make them tingle.
+Bitches be all "Don't tase me bro!"
+You be all "zzap motherfucker!"
-bitches try and plug shit in
-like shit, that ain't cool
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>>20954616
The bottom two look like negatives but that dope ass motherfucker was probably too high to find the - button.
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>>20954654

ain't dat a bitch...
zap ya dumbass!
Bow down 2 a tru nigga
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What other type of niggaknight we got?
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>>20954616
>>20954663

I high as a kite shieeet
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>>20953314
>You're just a nigga with a garden hose
lost my shit.
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>>20954759
>You think you own the world, but really you're just a nigga with a garden hose.
Shit sounds like rap lyrics.
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>>20954746

death knight
zombie knight
rapper/bard knight
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PURPLE (DRANK) KNIGHT

+You are a smooth, sociable gentleman who other fine people like to be around.
+You have access to an infinite supply of grape-flavored sweet drinks.
+Women enjoy the taste of your genitalia and are drawn to it.
+Gentlemen you associate with will defend you to the death if you are in trouble.
-Your skin sticks to upholstery and picks up dog hair.
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>>20953760
>Respect the sanctity of marriage--if you're going to sleep with a married person, get the spouse's permission first.
Lost my shit, again.
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>>20954822
Can anyone understand this nigga?
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>>20954587
>>20954755
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>>20954840

Paladins can be swingers too.
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>>20954822
wat the fuck are you on about nigga
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>>20954822

SPEAK ENGLISH NIGGA
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>>20954854

yeaah I be likin yo' style imma too high to be negative right now nigga
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CRUNK KNIGHT
+You always got dat crunk juice
+When you in da club, bitches get low
+Bitch niggas get dealt wit motherfuckin' real quick!
+Bitch, I ain't scared
-Law's patrolling
-asians
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One of you muthafuckas needs to archive this thread.
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>>20954746

GRAPE KNIGHT

+Everythin' you drink tastes purple, fuck!
+Nigga you can drink tomato juice an' shit; still tastes purple!
+Protein shakes are purple now, nigga! Get swole!
+You look fine in purple, too.
+Goddamn, purple's dope.
-Shit, maybe you can get tired of purple...
+FUCK NAW, BITCH NIGGAH! Purple4life!
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>>20954822
- You are one lazy mothafucka, even by nigga standards
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>>20954822

Fixed yo jibbajabba nigga.
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>>20954930
>>20954928
>>20954822
I see a real nigga is gon haf to fix dis
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>>20954939

>>20954928
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>>20954928
Saintsrowknight
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>>20954989
+ we in space, nigga
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HOMO KNIGHT

DO HOMOKNIGHT

ain' no nigga gon' drop the soap 'roun' him
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>>20953314
>>20954346
>>20954542
pic related
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>>20955015

Homoknight

+Hey.
+Hey nigga.
+You heard be nigga. Git yo sweet ass over here.
+Here's the deal nigga.
+I want choo.
+Now we can do this the easy way
-or the hard way
+So get relaxed nigga.
+We gonna have us a romantic evenin'.
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>>20955067
>that feel when no one will ever be as good as OP
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>>20953314
>fuck, you the niggest
>the niggest
>niggest
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>>20955067

This thread has recieved 1 out of 4 votes needed for archival
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>>20955141
We use sup/tg/, broski.
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sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

five star thread niggas
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>>20955079
Oh my.
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>>20953314

A kingdom and its knights are now Gangsterized and are straight out of Compton. White middle aged men of both status and power are now more concerned with the hollah hollah green dollah and pimpin' than chivalry. Fuck King Arthur, they gotta be the Niggest.

Go.
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>>20955273

Camelot. Home. Or at least it used to be.
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I made a art

hope you like it
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>>20955308
Straight Outta Comptelot
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>>20955308
YOUS A BUSTAH!
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>>20955323
>shank two niggas at once
>shank one nigga twice
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>>20955329
>Comptelot
My sides... they're moving on their own
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>>20954928
>+Nigga you can drink tomato juice an' shit; still tastes purple!

fuckin' lost it
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>>20955323
>shields is fo' pussies.
>shields aint actually fo' pussies
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>>20955323
>Shields ain't actually for pussies
Oh god
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why is this funny

i can't stop

fuck

fuck you op it won't stop
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>>20955329
y'all niggaz need a 1d4chan page.
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>this thread has received 2 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival.

Niggas need you fuckin' help ova' 'ere god damn niggas wat the fuk you doin help a nig out shit
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>>20955383
gimme a link nyugga
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>>20955383
>mfw not using sup/tg
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>>20955389
>>20955383
Jus go heah, nyuggas.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
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>>20955389
http://sfw.chanarchive.org/request_votes

Shit nigga gotta hook a nigga up n'know wat im sayin you scratch ma bak n ill strach yo's no homo tho I ain't gay nigga shit
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>>20955381
>>20955329
I would play the fuck out of this game.
It would also be the perfect excuse to have brown elves make sense in a setting
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>>20955323

I love it, nigga.

Like, the love I have for primo kush a nigga passes around, I ain't trying to ride yo dick or nuthin'.
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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20953314/
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http://1d4chan.org/wiki/50_Copper_and_Ludi%27drizz%27t

fo' yo gangsta needs
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Bitchknight


+bitches be bitchin
+bitches be snitchen
+bitches in ditches
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ITT: Pure concentrated lulz and win. Also neckbeard wiggers.
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>>20955308

Merlin mused on what used to be. Camelot, a stronghold of chivalry and honour unbound, where men came to be more than what they were. Now it was something else, something... dark. It depressed him.

'Hey Crinkley, get your old white ass over here.'

He sighed.

'Yes Sir Lancelots, what is it.'

'Its come to mah attenshun dat youse saying I disrepecting my pedocestor.'

'Its predecessor. And yes.'

'Whatever cracker. Anyway, look, lancealot may have been good at keeping us niggers down but he weren't no cop. He gone now and I'm here, you dig? We gotta watch each other's back, you know what I'm saying?'

'I wish I didn't.'

'Don't scrunch your face like that mang, makes your face and beard look like mah old nan's cooch. Hey, don't worry about it, you got your niggest lancelots here to take care of it all now. And my lance don't just find da men you know what I'm saying.'

Merlin wanted to die. Lancelots leaned in close, close enough that Merlin could smell alcohol and something like fish.

'Da lance I refer to is mah penis. Now cheer up white boy and play us some funk crunk for mah niggers.'

So Merlin began to beat box and as the niggest knights of the black table (yo', dem shining white knights be discriminating against our peoples) began to throw the wildest party the neighbourhood had ever seen no one saw him crying.
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Gigaknigger

+Damn son, you huge
+Hoes be all over yo ripped self
+Damn nigga you strong
+Shank niggas so hard they mamas feel it, na'mean?
-Dem roids done somethin' to yo wang, like sheeeit
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>>20955454
+snitches get stitches
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>>20955457
Ay honky how 'bout yo get da fuck outta here 'fore we cut yo ass
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>>20955323
>Shank two niggas at once
>Shank one nigga twice
Oh fuck...
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Somebody put this up for archiving. Please. It's too beautiful to lose.
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>>20955467
>dem roids done something to you wang

OHGODMYSIDES.jpg
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>>20955467
Forgot:
+Also, you the only sumbitch here with feet, bitches love dat shit
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>>20955357
>>20955358
pussyshieldmind
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GOLD KNIGHT
+ Bitches love a nigga with bling
+ Niggas know you got the green
+ Blind a nigga with yo golden sword
+ Whole top diamond
- Niggas be expectin' you to pay fo' shit
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>>20955323
>Shank two niggas at once
>Shank one nigga twice

Holy fuck I am laughing my fucking ass off right now
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>dat feel when I'm posting in an epic thread
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>Fuck you crazy
>Fuck, son
>Calm down

Mysides.exe
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>>20955505
>no image

>iamdissapoint.jpg

>Do you even MS paint?
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>>20955531
Gat dayum honkey-ass white boi I told you to get yo white ass outa here
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>>20955481

We archived, son.

We also purple level on sup/tg/. We good.
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>>20955540
I was tryin' some tricky shit with gradients in photoshop, but then I got mad at myself for sucking.
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>>20955505
twin sword artist here, made this just for you, nigga
you lose it and i aint buyin you a new one
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>>20955547
We drank level, son.
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>>20955552
aww sheeit deere we go nigga you mah homeboy twinswordnigga you know where it at
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Holy shit, this thread is heroic.

Anyone made a "white knight" one?
It should include the line "Fuck son, you be the bitches' bitch."
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amidoinitrite?
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>>20955564
when da last time u c a knigga be some bitch's bitch? we dont play dat style here homeboi, get yo pussy bitch ass home to yo bitch
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>>20955540
>>20955551
See? Sucks.
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>>20955552
Shamed. I am shamed.

Thank you based nigga.
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>>20955582
>Knigga

And now we have a name for this.
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>>20955571

>yo where mah teeth at

You done cleaved my sides in twain nigga
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>>20955587
its coo

>>20955564
you inspired me
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>>20955594

mah knigga
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>>20955594

Did you not see the damn filename on the first fuckin' image, nigga?
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>>20955595

you just made me realize it should have been teef... dayum son
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>>20955605
Shit, nigga, I ain't be lookin' at no filenames. Dey all be lyin' anyways, half a time.
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>>20955597
>you know she aint gonna ride yo dick fo dis, right nigga?

Ilostit.gif
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>>20955467
>Dem roids done somethin' to yo wang, like sheeeit

Lost it right there
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ITT

The Niggest Gonna Nig

Dis some fine ass on display
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>>20955597

>dat feel when yo most identify with dis knigga.

Must suck to be a punk ass dat has that feel.
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>>20955597
happy to help, king nigga.
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>>20955628
lookit dis here cracka white knight. nice guys finish last, knameen? man up knigga
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Bitch! Watch yo mouf!
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God DAMN son, this shit needs some compilin yo. Get dem kniggas in on PIC
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fixed some minor problems
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>>20955667
pimpin aint easy, son. Dat knigga be a dedicated Homancer.
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Rapper-Bard Knigger
+Spittin' dem rhymes nigga
+Gettin' mad bitches
+Gettin' dat money
+Got a fuckin' boombox nigga dat shit's from the fuckin' future or some shit, damn
+Can get yo' loyal fans to put a beating on dem haters
-Damn nigga you might want a weapon or some shit
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>>20955582

>halberd knigga formation

My fucking sides.
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GHETTO FECHTULOUS

+You got a some kinda polearm like a halberd or a poleaxe or sumthan
+Fuck a nigga up six different ways with this versatile motherfucker
+Long as yo dick, other niggers cant touch this
-Hold up nigga, you be tryin' to compensate fo sumthan?
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Someone outta shoop OP's kniggas on dees niggas

straight outta comptelot
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i was inspired again
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>>20955571
>amidoinitrite?

Teeth should be "teef"
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>>20955667

Magic-Knigga
+Shit son, u a wizzard
+bitches love wizzards
+you make it rain, fo realz
+Flingin fire like it going outta style
-you wearin yo granpapys nightclothes, aint gonna protect you gainst shit
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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

KNIGGAS WE GOLD
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>>20955713

way ahead of you, kniqqa:
>>20955665
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>>20955679

ay yo be slayin dem NPC's wit some ballin freestyles yo

holla at me if yo want a record deal or sumtin, I got yo back nigga
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Sheeeeeeit, kniggas - we epic now.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
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>>20955726
Straight pimpin!
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>>20955736
>>20955726

sup-mind
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can't stop me

try it

cuz you can't
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>>20955725
>granpapys nightclothes

Ohgodholdmecan'tbreathe
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Magic Knigga, as requested
+Sheeeit nigga, look at dat pimpin hat
+Got like a wand or some shit too
+Can cast spells like damn
+Bitches love magic yo
-Don't you have to study magic or some shit son?
+Naw man we'll figure it out, we's smart muhfucka's
-Niggas be callin yo' wizard outfit gay
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>>20955702

ay yo we jump da shark?

someone need to steam dis nao
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>>20955759
>>20955725
Magickniggamind.exe
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>>20955667
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>>20955667
Probably too late...
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>>20955679
>got a fuckin' boombox nigga dat shit's from the fuckin' future or some shit, damn

Mysides.gif
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>>20955759
Dis magic knigga is better even if wizards ain't real kniggas.
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>>20955769

oh fuck

lold
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>>20955745

If it's possible to die from losin' yo shit, I may die here in my drawers soon, goddamn that shit's funny nigga.
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>>20955769
HAHAHAHAYAHAHAAHDIuhflahliawgliaerg;a
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>>20955769
oh fuck everyone go home, this is the best magic knigga
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>>20955769
>ya gots the germ, son
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>>20955769
...now we need a Bird nigga.
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>>20955791
No.

We need a leader.

We need the kniggest.

We need Barkley.

Slamjam Knigga.
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Requestin' sorcerer nigga, druid nigga, cleric nigga, necro-nigga, and...

Dayum. We did NOT forget ROUGE-NIGGA.
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>>20955818
so wait

is he red or is he a rogue

you gotta be specific here
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>>20955818
>rouge-nigga

bitch ass nigga, get that honkey frog talk out my face
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>>20955818
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii how could we forget
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>>20955818
Nigga, they all rogues. You ever heard of a knigga dat dont steal?
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>>20955823

Fuck youknowwhatI'msayin'. Don't got time to spel shit write nigga.
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>>20955823
Maybe he's an emerald-stealing boob-bat nigga?
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>>20955818
No, rouge knigga is right up there in the OP, son.
y' smokin' too much of green knigga's shit.
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>>20955693
as requested
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>>20955857
Nigga u be frontin in da wrong hood
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my sides are erupting, somebody archive this shit, i mean, SHIEEEET
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>>20955857
You came to da wrong knight-hood, knigga.
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>>20955857
shieet nigga u gott da rong thread nigga get outta heya nigga go way crunker
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>>20955846

Damn, don't trust the niggest knight wit the camera, son - he be pawning that shit fo ditch weed fo you know it.
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Druid Knigga

+Damn son you can talk to animals or some shit
+Just like Wizard Doolittle
+Sheeit you grow some good plants na'mean?
+Can turn into fuckin animals damn son you crazy
-Always smell like a wet dog, nigga
-Dey don't allow no pets in yo' crib, sheeeeit
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>>20955874
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DRUID KNIGHT

+You're one wit nature and shit
+Talk to motha fuckan animals. You see a bear and you're like, sup?
+Know where to find the best herb nowhatimsayin'
-Nigga can't wear no bling
-Dumbass nigga got a wooden sword
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>>20955838
fuck
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>>20955846
that be some pikaso level paintin there nigga you gots sum skill nigga
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>>20955880
>>20955879
Yet another hivemind...
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>>20955582
>>20955691
Knigga formation is a go
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>>20955885
best knigga
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>>20955891
>not robin anything

ohlawddy
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Can we get a Presidential Knigger?
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Magic Knigga
+You gots magic nigga
+Blaze up wif fireballs erryday
+taze bitch niggas with yo tazershank
+you be smart and shit
-you a nigga
-since when do niggas read
-fuck son, you gay
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>>20955885
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>>20955913
we got several magic kniggas already, and we also got a homoknigga

late to the party, step up yo game, son

and read da fuckin thread
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where dat wimminz knigger? y'all be some chav-chavi-y'all be putting da gurrrlllpowah down in heayah?
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>>20955885

Damn, son. You reminded me to pour some mead out fo mah dead kniggas-in-arms.
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>>20955885

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni5J_yXuWLk#t=10s
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>>20955917

Dis nigga aint got storage.
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Barbarian knigga
+dam knigga u yolked
+dis knigga can git real mad bes not be frontin
-dis knigga dum
-like dum for a knigga nomsayan?
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Rogue Knigger

+Dayum nigga you sneaky
+Fo real, you a sneaky ass motha fucker
+Stealin TVs, radios, all dat valuable shit nigga
+Shankin niggas left and right, they can't see you comin, sheeeit
+Blend in the dark
-Tiny little shank, nowhati'msayin?
-Naw man you did NOT just take mah food stamps
-Errybody's hatin' on yo thievin' skills
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>>20955846

I lol'd

Also

+Yo punk ass bitches, gat knight aint nothin ta fuck wit
+Dat range DPS is wack
+thief knight mad since yo stole his bitches
+Erry knigga on yo dick fo questin'
- need mo' ammo squires
- aint no blacksmith no shit bout no 19mm
- aint go no hood fo' frontin' ride till you die knigga
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>>20955891
>Robin in the hood

Oh god my sides
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I... I can't even... fuck, this is hilarious.
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>>20955928
dis gurl got da right idea. y'all kniggads need to show sum grrrlpowah or u aint gettin none for yearz, knamsayin?
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>>20955956
>black and red
shit son that got me and i dont even know why

fuckin black and red colors

dat nigga be 12 or some shit
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>>20955970

haa he look like a LEGO knigga or some shit
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aight my fellows kniggas, I'm gonna save some of these and make a compilation for another thread. I've got work all day tomorrow but I'll be back in the evening, and if there isn't already another thread, I'll make one myself to show off the compilation. Feel free to make your own.

Also, I'll only be using kniggas that actually had full images, because I'm not copying all that fucking message text.
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>>20955996
peace knigga peace peace respect n represent knawmsayin?
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Yo check it, I put all the kniggas together into one bigass sheet, slap me some skin brothas.
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>>20956026
shit son you beat me to it, mad props
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>>20956026
You gonna get Doused
I feel validated
I mean
Swole as fuck nigga, hit it high
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>>20956026
>no gat knigga, no rougue knigga, no magic-knigga

Wtf u playing nigga? get outta here posa
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Helll yeeh das mah boy.
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>>20956026
>No magic nigga
>No rogue nigga
>No gat nigga
>no Roboknigga
Ay man quit playin'
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Bow Knight
+bustin caps up bitches asses erryday
+can fuckin' drop niggas like easy
+bitches love dat bow nigga swag
-fuck dawg where's yo shank at
-gots to buy ammo and shit
-can't hold dat shit sideways nigga
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>>20956043
>>20956034
calm yo selves, this shit takes time

now sit down before you fall down
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>>20956049
Aight nigga we cool we cool
Just don' shank a nigga twice mayne
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I feel this relevant. Yo.
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>>20956043
Damn guys ya'll make up kniggas fast! Gimme a minute, I'll be right back.

Don't touch my stereo.
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>>20956060
king knigga keeps dat crazy mutant motherfucker chained up in the dungeon

he down there fo a reason, yo

dont fuckin touch that door, seriously nigga
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To OP

respect knigga

Eazy be pimpin' in heaven
RIP in PEACE
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>>20956068
Fuckin' brill nigga
But lern dat croppin' boy
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>>20956068

yo hot damn here it is

2am i gotta sleep kniggas
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I am severely dissapointed wit da lack o femail rep-res-en-tay-shun in heayh. Y'allz be dis-ris-pectin da femail gendr. Best fix dat rite quick or y'allz gonna be ballin...blue ballin, if you catch mah drift.
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>>20956068
Crop dat shit, kniggs.
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>>20956034
>>20956043

I gotchoo on dat gat knigga homies, fo seriously
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>>20956078
ay how you know some of dese kniggas aint already ladies

all dat armor, can't see shit

aint no tittyplate here
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>>20956026

Aw sheeeeeeit. I was whipping up a lil sumpinsumpin and then y'all go off an one up me? Why you gonna do that to a nigga?

Whatevah, Imma post it anyways. Bitch-nigga.
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>>20956078
dey wearin' helmets n' armor fool. ain't no nigga know what da fuck genda a knigger is.
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>>20955323
thievin nigga quit playin!
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>>20956046

Can't hold dat bow shit sideways?
Nigga you ever play skyrim?

Trippin ass mothafucka comin in dis thread sayin there ain't no holdin bows sideways. Hell naw. I finna hold dat shit sideways ERRDAY NIGGA. ERRY. DAY.
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>>20956078
Ya better get started and customarize your independant kniggatess don't need no squire, bitch
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>>20956085
yeah, we loj-ik-uhl niggas round dese parts, nigga. Ain't got time fo' no sexist bullshit. Ya dig?
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water knight, ENDLESS BOOZE FOR ALL.....fire knight better not welcome for that stream of alcohol
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>>20956092
>-gotta kill a nigga wit hugs
oh fuck, can't stop laughing, dis nigga gon kill me wit laughter instead of hugs
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>ITT: OP does something genuinely novel and funny, the rest of /tg/ ruins it with incredibly white and offensive spaghetti
Never change, brothers.
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>>20956124
Hey, come on, you laughed at some of these. I know you did. Just relax and have fun, even if it's offensive and insensitive.
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>>20956124

Dis cracka serious?
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>>20956124
>I didn't enjoy this thread and no one else should
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Bitches be crazy about my compilations.
Mama be proud I used the word compilations today.
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>>20956124
>white and offensive spaghetti
Did you even read the spear knigga? He addressed this already
>>20955745
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>>20956124
>Implyin' dis hea thread ain't off da railz
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>>20956123
Ay yo somewon mention killin wit laffs?
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>>20956163
Man u don scared off all mah kniggas. the fuck you dojn? clown boy?
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>>20956163
Homie don't play that
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Word.
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>>20956239
knigga we dont need dat britfag shieet in heayah. we be all amerikan knigga
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Aight you kniggas - y'all coo. Made this shit straight-up the best thread I ever been in.

Always remember where you come from - /tg/ fo life. OP out.
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>>20956248
peace peace reprezentin comptelot 4 lyfe
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these kniggas be questin'
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>mfw people liked my twin sword knight

I love you /tg/, goodnight
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>>20956269
AWWW SHIT NIGGA
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>>20956269

gargoyles be cray

dat flyin' some wack shit
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>>20956269
Questin? Or doin time?
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>>20955745
the first one to make me truly lol, well done brotha
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>>20956153
spear knigga is great. it's the wildly exaggerated minstrel nigga accents. OP did it well.
Mostly everybody else fucked up
>>20956143
Not what I said.
>>20956133
Yes, I laughed at some. Then all the white people tried so hard.
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>>20956274
He can shiv two niggas at once or shiv one nigga twice, whats not to love?
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>>20956298

they questin AND doin

only go questin if they doin

only go doin if they questin
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STEP UP MY GAME
THROW THE GLOVE IN THE RING
ROUND ONE FIGHT-DING DING DING!
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>>20956322
Naw dog, doin time. You know, goin to jail and shit.
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>>20956330
I'm dying
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>>20956310
Plus sheilds be fo pussies knigga
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>>20956292

shit nigga can't even see the black niggah
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>>20956340
Shields aint actually for pussies
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>>20956337

true

they made to go questin for doin then?

redeemin, for playin tha king of comptelot

its that or a gat to tha back

nobody but fiddy walk away from dat
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Yall kniggas
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>>20956292

shieeeetttt

tha fuq is dat?
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>>20956411
Shit, Red Knight so crazy he dont even listen to gravity.
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Contributions, geijin nigga
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Needs jousting knigga
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This thread is gold
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WE TRUE KNIGGAS
WE QUEST TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
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Put some together for you guys
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>wake up
>ah, another fine morning in my peaceful, white, suburban life
>this thread
AW SHIT NIGGA, WE IN DA HOOD NOW
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>>20956246

Yo all a shiet colony, innit?
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bumpin so all the niggas waking up can get a look at this shit
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>>20957239
I feel this one captures the best of the bunch. No offense, the rest of you. These are just very clean.

Also, twin sword is best sword.
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>>20957239
If you'd add the double shield one it would be perfect.
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>>20959064


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