What martial arts are we allowed to use? Because I want to create the story of an ostracized Muay Thai user

>>20923290
The general consensus is that this setting will be mainly leaning towards martial arts from da vidya, rival schools, street fighter and so on so yes Muay Thai is a go.

>>20923276
Aww yiss son, Let's get to fucking work.

>>20923290
Dude, in the last thread it appears to be that Rugal from King of fighters is the Superintendent

>>20923276
The anticipation was damn near heart attack enducing, once the lone potential student saw the golden guilded edges of that letter, it was from the world famous Global Battle Academy. A school that somehow has become more spoke of then the ivy leage colleges, such as Yalee and Harvard

Dear -Name of Student here- It's with great enthusiasm and acclaim that I announce that your application has been approved, welcome to the Global Battle Academy's High school divsion. For the next 4 years, and hopefully beyond. Attached to this letter, is a small brosure of our high school facility, as well as some details of life as a student here in the GBA.

Once again, Congratulations and welcome to the Global Battle Academy.

Sincerley High Principal/Superintendant Rugal.H Bernstien.

Not my best, feel free to make a better version.

>>20923276
bumping to keep it on the first page

>>20923458
Huh, global battle academy? I like the sound of the name.

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If Ms. Hanaguchi is the black widow then that one crazy bitch... Juri I think her name is, she's just a psycho spider from one of those myth's.

Juri is 100% Batshit insane, and as the leader of the Tae Kwon do club, she somehow made it one of the most dangerous in just a short year.

There are rumors that she gets off on fighting... that the act of harming someone through combat gives her such a rush she's aroused!

>>20923568
Schoolgirl outfit Juri.... I ...I HNNNNGGHHH

>>20923568
You mean an army... and her in charge?! you best be high motherfucker

Do we even know who are the principals of this school are?

>>20923667
So far here's what I know?
Elementary: some bitch from bleach, the medical captain

Middle School: None

High school: that one girl from Secret Plot?

College Dean: None

Superintendent: Rugal motherfucking bernstien

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>>20923667

>>20923708
... Mommy....

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>>20923707
His two office aids... Every student runs from these bloody bitches. But Vice... she's the psycho bitch of the two

>>20923708
oh ... shit

>>20923708
My body is not ready.

>>20923708
I dare say he is a principal no doubt.

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>>20923788
They say that Rugal's actual office is high in the sky and you have to take a special elevator to get there.

>>20924064
Elevator? Sure, only if you're from out of school and you need to see him for a meeting. If you're a student and you want to meet with him outside of the time he spends at the school proper you have to hoof it. There's handholds, usually.

>>20924118
Usually? I'm getting scared of this place by the fucking minute.

>>20923568
On the subject of clubs, what clubs are considered to be "The Strongest/ ones to watch out for?"

>>20924191

The Tae Kwon Do and Ninjutsu Clubs are some of the more stronger ones, but dude, the boxing club, Watch out for them! They got monsters like Makunochi and Sendo... And they're riding high from that last fight which ended up with the head of the Judo Club's jaw being fucking smashed into dust!

>>20924148
If you ever actually need to talk to him he'll probably be around campus, he likes to keep a personal eye on things. Just ask around and you'll find him. He also keeps a smaller office down on the ground for practicality's sake. The main reason people go up there is because it's a damn fun climb.

Also if you're a new guy nobody's going to remove the handholds on you, it's considered rude.

>>20924191
The student council.
Ping Pong Club.
The Martial Arts Exhibition Society.
Kendo Club.
The Martial Arts Research and Development Alliance.
Ninjutsu Club (Or commonly known as those goth fuckers)

>>20924010
>>20923987
>>20923902
>>20923722
These reactions are varied and unsettling. Should I google this man?

>>20924241
There's also an unwritten rule, He has 2 kids, Rose and Aldeheid. Don't talk to them...PERIOD, one fucker in band tried to hit on her next thing he knew he's got a panther hunting his ass

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>>20924249
Archery club, Wrestling club, and Kung-Fu club... Having an advisor who works in Interpol works wonders!

Speaking of Judo club, I heard they got a new guy for club head, heard he smashed the head of the pankration club through the fucking cement.... Oh yeah Volleyball club!

>>20924263
Yes, yes you should

>>20924191

I don't know about strongest, but you do NOT fuck with the knitting club. You just don't.

>>20924498
This school has to be at least the size of a small city in order to truly function... How can they pull that shit off! Is it on an island or something?!

>>20924581
No man, this school is a small city within the big city... Everyone wants to go there.

>>20924581
Okay, think about how much damage every here causes. Notice how every now and again a parking lot building (shame about lot 8, had the cleanest bathroom) gets absolutely leveled to the ground. Just fucking collapses in an explosion of concrete, iron rebar, and ki blasts.

Then notice how in less than a week a new building, which may or may not be a parking lot at all (the fourth gymnasium, the one with the underground firing range, used to be a swimming pool facility), pops up as if it's been here the whole time. Fully furnished and ready to go.

If you didn't realize, about four days or so down the road is the International School of Construction. You think the Ninjustu Club members are fast? You must have never seen a black vest construction worker build a log cabin (with plumbing and hot water!) in twelve hours. The GBA practically revived the construction industry with their ludicrous size and repair needs.

>>20924498
The knitting club? You mean those guys who can wrap you into cocoon's.

>>20924764

If they're feeling nice and don't try to use you as an experiment for some form of 'combat acupuncture' they're developing

>>20923987

Your body will never be ready

>>20924776
Jesus fuck how horrifying!?

>>20924758
Really now?

Ask a member of the student council anything, peons.

>>20924758
An Idea for a school Insignia, Something like the old boxing logo's but with stylized Lettering. And as for the school's saying

excellentiam per certamine

>>20924842
Is it really true that the head of the student council can only fight for 3 minutes due to some heart condition?

>>20924842

A third year said he did the dim mak on me. He said I'm not gonna die, but I'm gonna lose all kinds of voluntary muscle control in four hours.

...he's just joking, right?

[spoiner]right? ;_;[/spoiler]

>>20924786
Yeah. It's not too bad with the elementary level, but Projectile and Debris Avoidance 101 is a mandatory class for every first year middle schooler and new transfer student. That's when the students reach the point that they're breaking down walls and buildings, so they teach them how to avoid or block things like falling walls, breaking window panes, flying bicycle racks, and the like.

Most ninjutsu club members are in Advance Projectile and Debris Avoidance, for those ridiculous throwing star antics. Gunslingers (however rare they are) take High Speed Projectile and Debris.

Most of us just call it 'Pad A' class. You'll get used to it.

>>20924858
No he's gotten over that and is in tip top shape. ready to crush all who break the rules in front of him
>>20924865
No he was most likely inexperienced. Don't worry and just report the student.

>>20924873
Yeah, and for you transfers there are some unwritten rules, the big one is NO Fighting in the elementary school area, unless you're asked to help tutor.

>>20924842

I also heard a rumor that the council treasurer is just an advanced combat android Can you confirm or deny this?

>>20925030
Yeah but they can still beat the shit out of you.

>>20925046
No you mouth breathing mongrel, of course not. She's a cyborg.

>>20925062
It's that or you face the wrath of the principal, and even Rugal keeps his distance from her when she's mad.

>>20925088

Really? Just a Cyborg? Goddamnit, I owe a lot of people a lot of money then.

So, next question. does anyone actually keep records of the numbers of rivalries and recorded bouts of who's vowed to defeat who?

The other day I was just palling around with someone from the Kenpo club and out of nowhere this shrill chick with bright green dyed hair said only she's allowed to defeat him.

It...was awkward.

>>20925142
We do keep track of rivalries, just for safety measures and such.

>>20925142
If the students aren't harming anyone but themselves it's fine. To be clear there are some students your not allowed to touch special cases or some other bull. But really you could have just punched your friend and she couldn't stop you, if you were quick enough that is.

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There are rumors of a group of people instigating fights between student's as well as against staff? Why, who knows maybe there's an underground gambling ring forming around the school? Or maybe there's some plot going on??

They are known only as the matchmakers

>>20925309
I've seen her before! I swear she knows how to push buttons!

>>20925309
Honestly, really dumb. While GBA may not be perfect (there is never an empty bed in the medical wards), breaking down the system would cause much more damage than good.

However, there are like six fight-for-money rings going on at once. They phase in and out as the student body gets tired of their rules and likes the rules of a new ring. A gambling ring a few weeks ago wouldn't let me participate because my fighting style involves forearm long gauntlets instead of gauntlets that stop above the wrists.

Fucking stupid, I say. Plus they had a goddamn 500 dollar buy in! I've been eating ramen every night because I'm between jobs right now.

>School supplies (gauntlet repair, books, medical bills)
>Food
>Recreational fighting
Choose two

>>20924842

Can I get an official ruling for a friend of mine? Stands, manifestation of psionic powers or a second fighter?

My friend doesn't give a fuck about being outnumbered, but I've been thinking about it a lot lately

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>>20925490

Said friend.

>>20925490
Technically speaking it's both however, it depends on how one uses it, so it's more of a Manifestation of power.

>>20925500
Depends on how the Stands behave. If it only assists or doesn't stray from him, it's a manifestation. If it can do things like move away from him, act on its own (fighting one group of people while friend fights another), or generally do its own thing, it's a secondary fighter.

>>20925449
GBA Perfect? Pshaw, it's flawed from it's conception! It's a waste of property value!

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>>20925449
>there are like six fight-for-money rings going on at once
Oh really? Could you direct me to the nearest weapon-style friendly one? I figure I ought to make my impression while I'm still new, plus I need the money to pay for my... cultural activities.

>>20925668
good luck man, you need it.

>>20925668
Tuesday, 9pm to 1am, third gymnasium. Enter through the door with the 'Slipping Hazard' sign next to it, and follow the blue LEDs.
Buy in is $250 for a spot for the night, first come first serve. $3000 buys you a spot for the whole semester.
Leagues are CQC (daggers, katers of a certain degree, gauntlet users like me), short (short swords, sabres, rapiers), and long (claymores, zweihanders, spears).

Hopefully, you're entering in short, because there is a french asshole with a rapier who needs to be taught a good lesson. Ruins the whole atmosphere of the place, I think.

Well, let's try to get shit done.

GBA-High: The High school of the Global Battle Academy, located on the southern end of the campus is the 2nd largest building, due to the fact that the majority of entry's to GBA Are of high school level.

Surrounding the main school building are several other buildings, such as the training center, cafeteria and store area for book's clothing, food and what not.

GBA-High has 4 Dorms. And their uniform colors, are Silver,and Green, the trimmings designate their year, Black= Freshmen, White=Sophomores, Blue=Juniors,= Red= Seniors.

Student Council Members have special Silver and Gold school uniforms.

>>20925790
Nope, long. Old-school Celtic spear fighting. Hopefully one of the Zweihander users will be stupid enough to think that bullshit about cutting off the heads of spears in combat is actually true, or even physically possible.

>>20925862
There is also an underground ranking system in place based on playing cards. 16 Students make up, the Royal flush club due to them obtaining the ranks, of Jack,Queen,King and Ace.

However the Strongest 2 Students outside of the Enforcer's council are known as the Jokers, and there is an unwritten rule that nobody challenges the red joker, nobody but the black joker, and in order to become the black joker you must be a Ace ranked fighter.

>>20925885
Right? I have to deal with hammer users thinking they can 'break my fist.' You would think that the creators of this fighting style realized that their hands would be their biggest targets, and as such went to lengths to reinforce them. Hell, with modern science, I actually have metal inserts in my hands and forearms so I can actually fight without my gauntlets now.

But no, I always meet an asshole thinking that just because he's swinging a warhammer, he's going to break my hands. I collect heads of broken warhammers now, because I find it incredibly funny.

>>20925862
>>20925899
GBA-Middle: Or as the students call it, GBA Boot camp, for this is nothing short of 3 stressful years of preparatory classes needed to enter GBA-High.

GBA-Middle is located on the southern end of the campus and is the 3rd largest building on campus, Like GBA High and Elementary, the other essential buildings surround the main campus.

GBA Middle Uniform's color is Crimson, their trimming designates their year, Bronze= 6th, Silver = 7th and Gold= 8th.

Gba Middle Enforcement Members wear Black.

GBA Middle, has informal titles of the strongest students based off the 4 cardinal beast's.

>>20925862
>>20925899
>>20925992

-Uses Summon Drawfag and Writefag Rank 7-

Does anyone know what exactly we're supposed to do here. I've just been kind of wandering around being attacked by people. i didn't even get a schedule. Also where the hell are we?

>>20926032
You must be a new guy, you need to head to the big ass building in the center of campus, as for where are we...I say we're in the center of a huge city, like smack dab in the middle of downtown.

If you feel lazy then take the trams to the main office to get your schedule... This is a school after all, martial arts are a bonus.

>>20926050
How big is this place?

>>20926072
As said before, it's a small city within the big city with everything that's going on, so I would say a couple of square miles at best. Allthough there are rumors that the school is alot bigger than it seems, underground complexes and cloaked sky bases... Conspiracy theorist's the bloody lot of them

>>20926072
Size of a small island borders keep expanding while everybody sleeps. Pretty sure theres an ocean somewhere.

>>20926087
I'd say "a couple square miles at best" is pretty conservative for a school with 12,000 students plus dorms. There are colleges with fewer than a thousand students that are bigger than that, and their classrooms don't need to have enough room for students to kick the shit out of each other without running into another sparring pair by accident.

>>20926032
Mostly, you're here to practice and refine your fighting style. However, fighting is not everything (our irish friend will tell you that it is rather hard to enjoy a drink in the middle of combat), so you're also here to get your education.
Find the Main Office (it's in the middle of goddamn everything, not very hard), and you'll get settled in. They'll give you your schedule, a map to the area around your dorm and the school section you'll be attending. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR DORM WITHOUT YOUR MAP FOR THE FIRST FEW MONTHS. You will get lost, and lost is a very bad thing to be with people like the Viper gang hanging in the dark corners of every place. This place is massive. The last property purchase to expand the campus put us above 7 square miles or so, and every little bit has a purpose.
After you're given your map, you will be escorted to your dorm by a member of the Enforcement council. They're nice people, but won't lose a wink of sleep breaking your arm because you thought it would be funny to steal from someone else.

Anything else will be explained by your home room teacher.

Welcome to GBA-High, newbie.

>>20926118
>>20926087
This place is FUCKING HUGE!! The campus's alone are getting lost worthy without trams. And man alive the college campus, holy fuck Sooo big... but then again seeing so many people. Damn and 12,000 students? Don't make me fucking laugh. There's more than that!

>>20926163
Well, much like a small city you need other things to keep it working besides students

>>20926122
>our irish friend will tell you that it is rather hard to enjoy a drink in the middle of combat
True, but that's why man invented the hip flask.
Well, that and the fact that they're easy to hide inside the uniform jacket.

>>20926122
Those guys are supposed to be a gang?

>>20926169
I was referring to the students, were you even here on Orientation day? Man ocean of people and fights!

>>20926118
My University had 19,000 students and was smaller than that, actually.

>>20926178
Uniforms are only required on certain days, like opening day and the last day of school, of course there are some who would wear it EVERY single day, luckily they give us multiple copies, plus a winter variant!

>>20926189
Yeah. This place is weird.

>>20926189
Supposed to be. Like, they have the uniform modifications that marks them as a gang, but they're always the people who never train. They just smoke MORE than the Professor of Marksmanship (and that man smokes like a train) and make idle threats to newbies that they'll never fulfill because a senior or sophomore will just step into the fight and stomp all gang members present without even trying.

But then you have those creepers who call themselves Scorpion Company. Bad eggs don't describe it; they scare me worse than the people in the Assassination Clu- I mean, Applied Shadow Arts Club. You see some crazy shit at GBA, but I've never thought a vial the size of a pretzel stick could obliterate a tow truck before I came here.

Of course, immediately after that fiasco, the Engineering Club stated that shit was the work of amateur and announced that they intended to level a city block with an explosive charge the size of a pencil.


THEN THEY RECEIVED THE FUNDING FOR IT
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>>20926244
Most think anyway Uniform is pretty nice and comfy enough for the fighting.
Some clubs though prefer they own stuff.
one of the requiriments on going on the Wrestling Club is having an attire

>>20926189
IF you're feeling homesick go check out the Brawlers Club . They're not actually a gang but since most of them use prison styles they act like it and they can actually fight.

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>>20926276
Also newbie, don't talk about the Enforcer's council's leader girlfriend... or are they not dating now... I don't know? All i can tell you is that some time ago when they were all in middle school, some heavy shit went down and her brother died.

It also lead to his heart condition that made him only fight for 3 minutes, but on the upside, his body had like superhuman strength due to increased bloodflow or something?

>>20926276
>They just smoke MORE than the Professor of Marksmanship (and that man smokes like a train)
Don't think I've seen him around, who is he?

>>20926312
Brawlers Club?

>>20926357
>>20926376
Shhhhhhh. Remember the first rule!

>>20926376
They needed a club name and well they're not exactly that inventive.

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>>20926178
>>20926122
And this is our principal! God damn she's hot but holy fuck I heard those legs are a death trap.

>>20926343
Exactly like it sounds. You probably have walked past him at least four times if you ever walk through the forest on campus. If you see him in class, he has a wicked mustache and has eyes so sharp he can see you haven't wiped all the sleep out of your eyes yet from 30 feet away.

But you'll mostly find him in the forest hunting the rather disturbing amount of big game we have there. He tends to either be in the tree tops or wearing a ghilly suit, so don't feel bad if you've never seen him. British dude, though.

I think his name was Price, but whatever. His students just call him Captain or Prof.

>>20926403
If she ever insists on seeing you for a "private lesson", I advise you to go. You won't regret it.

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>>20926403
And this is our vice principal... Man, I dun Hnnnged

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>>20926409
He can't possibly smoke as much as the Professor Wolfwood (he teaches the "Directing Gratuitous Violence Towards A Worthy Cause" series of courses, if you were wondering. Fun classes, just don't piss him off. That cross is full of more than just mercy.), can he?. I heard a rumor that the "D" in his name stands for "Daily cigarette intake", and I believe it.

>>20926455
Oh shit?! That bitch is our VP!? I saw her shredding a car to scrap metal with her bare hands! Scared me shitless

>>20926512
Just be glad it's not Kusanagi. I knew a guy who mouthed off during her "Advanced Structural Entry And Clearing" class once. I'm still not entirely sure what happened to him, he just kinda disappeared.

>>20926506
Professor Price will go through a cigar an hour if no one points it out, and no one does. Every waking hour there is a cigar in that man's mouth, and I heard anyone who mentions Freud in his class is volunteering for Live Target Practice duty.

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So what do you guys think of the new Journalism professor?

The column he does for the campus newspaper has certainly been... interesting.

>>20926531
You mean THAT Kusanagi?! Hah... dumbass, That was my favorite class

>>20926312
That blond motherfuckers club? Guy shanked me in the ribs with a knife . How have they not been disbanded? They sell bootleg cds and one of their members shot a guy in a duel.

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Does anybody know why the lady who runs the campus store and her assistant were hiding behind a cardboard tree in the middle of the quad yesterday?

>>20926567
>>20926544
[Before this gets too crazy, I'd like to remind everyone that this is a Martial Arts School, not a Every Pop Culture Character Teaches a Class School. Not hating though; Spider and CAPITALISM HO! are favorites of mine, it's just not on topic.]

>>20926561
You have to admit that was hilarious. Guy just stood there for a couple of seconds before dropping his sword and falling to the ground. And anyways its apparently a actual martial art the magazines and sides are reinforced for clubbing and he always aims for non-lethal areas.

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Has ANYONE Defeated this chick?! I swear to god she just walks around and just start's random fights, I heard a rumor if you beat her you get to...well ya know

>>20926623
It's a dude
I swear by my mask that it's a dude and there is a lot of photoshop in this picture

>>20926635
Yup. She's a myth perpetuated by older students looking for a laugh. They sometimes get the Ninjutsu users to disguise themselves as her and start a fight with someone, who's in on it and takes a dive, to help hold up the myth.

>>20926587
[Spider is because I couldn't think of another journalist who's also known for beating the shit out of people and being crazy enough to be at home here.

Recette is because selling to adventurers and selling to people at a martial arts and crafts school seemed to fit, although there probably are actual martial artist shopkeeps out there somewhere.

Not so attached I'd leave either of them in if they're unwanted, though.]

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>>20926623
psh, that's a myth... This bitch is the real fucking deal, She beat up half of the enforcer's council and could even stand toe to toe with the council president.

Rumor has it, no ki leaks through her body, it just keeps flowing and circulating... Hence why a lot of people can't really sense her. I mean, she's perfect for a Fighting style using Ki-blast's and shit but her animalistic instincts, It's watching that one guy who beat the shit out of bryan hawk.

>>20926623

Um...I think someone should probably ask what the science club's been up to lately.

>>20926658
You're just trying to cover your ass because she wiped the floor with you didnt she?

>>20926716
"She" is a fictitious female version of a male student.

>>20926561
I can beat that. Knocked me out with a rock. Which is hilarious since I was hiding behind enough shields to stop several blasts.

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WHERE ON EARTH AM I NOW?

>>20926026
>>20923414
-Uses Summon writefag, drawfag and Mapfag Rank 9-

>>20926740
oh shit... He's here again!

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Judging by her attire, I think the boxing sorority is taking pledges again.

So outside of what I learned on the streets I really don't have a fighting style. How do I choose the right martial art for me? Can I study them all?

>>20926778
Just point him in the direction of the Anything Goes Department

He'll either get lost or he'll get his ass kicked

Of couse he'll show up in a week or two

>>20926703
Anybody know where I can find her? I love a woman that could kick my ass.

>>20926792
Damn Skippy they are, and the volleyball club. Oh man, I just hnnng at them practicing.

>>20926813
Nobody really know's where she is? We know she's a high school student. That's it, only a few people know her name too.

>>20926803
While you can study them all, you'll find one that you're better at than others. There is a beginners course specifically designed to help students find their niche.

Unless you're that Kinichi fellow. I hear four school board members and one of the principals all teach him. And he's actually gathering from all of it. Imagine that; mastering five fighting styles at once. The kid is a monster.

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>>20926814
Which one? I assume you're talking about the beach volleyball club, they're pretty damn impressive.

Anyone know what the hell knifefighters are supposed to here? So far i've just been drifting around. There don't seem to be any clubs for it and most of the clubs that do exist seem to incorporate chi heavily.

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so... Fencing is a martial art, right?

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Oh shit, oh shit shit shit shittttt I just heard the boxing and Judo clubs are at war, the new judo club boss...He got knocked through 4 buildings by Sendou!

But also I saw the the demon of Eilu here!!

>>20926891
Because you're not going to get anywhere if you can't figure out how to adapt ki to it

>>20926863

Five does sound like a lot of work. Which ones let me grab a guy and just punch him repeatedly?

>>20926891
The Brawlers second in command is a knifefighter, and the leader himself uses one on occasion and is pretty handy with it.

>>20926893
According to Coach Montoya it is.

And you don't fuck with Coach Montoya.

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>>20926894

Now that I think about it, I've never seen this guy and that quiet guy from the Art Club in the same room at the same time, have you?

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>>20926887
Yeah, but there's another club, one for hardcourt volleyball... Rumor has it the leader's punches are over 4000 PSI!

>>20926946
Hey...I know that guy... too quiet for his own good but he's a damn good artist, and I mean that both ways. His kempo is something else. Bit of a pacifist streak but seeing how much damage he does, Can ya blame him?

>>20926893
Correct; the fifth gym (red roof) is designed entirely around unmounted swordsmanship, archery, and all manner of blades attached to long sticks. If you really want to test your mettle, look into underground fighting ring I mentioned earlier in the thread. I've been hoping someone will come in and teach that french snob a lesson.
>>20926912
The Brawlers Club, while a bit varied in it's members (knife fighting, chains, clubs, fists), are sure to welcome another ground-and-pound'er into their midst.

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My college-grade fencing teacher keeps saying someone who mastered the art of the sword can use the world and everything in it as his sword.
I called bullshit on it, and tried to prove him wrong with my jian and he just parried me with his FUCKING FINGER, and then a pen leaped off of his desk and knocked my sword out of my hand.
Fucking WHAT!
For future reference, do NOT fuck with Professor Sword Devil Dugu.

>>20926940
I once saw Coach Montoya and Professor Forel go at it. Neither one was able to land a single blow, and they must have been at it for hours. Fuckin' crazy shit.

>>20926912
Boxing, Wrestling, Rough and Tumble, Fuck the Fancy Shit I'm Kicking You In the Balls(I wish I knew how to spell that in ancient chinese its english translation is stupid).

>>20926961
Did you see her new specialty?! Bitch spikes the ball with such force it's like she's flung a black hole towards you!

>>20926991
Sometimes I feel as if the college professors only exist to keep the students from feeling high and mighty.
Whenever I watch Professor Armstrong fight, it's always one sided fight. It's like his techniques and fists have been refined over generations.

>>20927016
Is that what that was?
I keep seeing this glowing holes like a meteor struck the ground near the court on my way to fencing practice.

>>20926991
Look, just don't fuck with the professors AT ALL.

There's always some hotshot prodigy who thinks they can beat them in a real fight and the moment the serious up it's a beat down that'd you'd need a high speed camera to witness.

>>20927023
He even says that about his MOUSTACHE.
That's not even a fighting style!

>>20926991

>Seriously is refered to as 'Sword Devil'

>At GBA

Yeah, it's not really surprising.

>>20926979

Oh, I know, he's a stand up guy and all!

He hangs out with one of the doctors, that man is a doucebag of the first order, I swear. But goddamn if he's not good with a sword, that Doc Uzuki.

>>20927030
and the scary thing is she say's it's only 25% complete?! If seeing a volleyball spinning so fast it becomes a small psuedo black hole meteor is 25 percent, I fucking CRINGE at the perfected version, I'll rather go through Ippo's dempsy roll

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>>20927023
Rumor has it the real reason this school was founded was to keep the professors busy.

I know for a fact it's true about Dean Furinji.

>>20927023
Well we do have 300 to 500 year old chinese women on the board of trustrees.

>>20927038
>Implying Professor Armstrong's moustache is not the deadliest fighting style of all, one that, were he to unleash it, would destroy us all in a single blast of MANLINESS

>>20927059
Wait, you're willing to endure 10 rounds of THAT?! Compared to some silly volleyball technique? Man what a bitch

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>>20927033
I just didn't believe him at first because that heavy-looking black sword sitting on the desk he never seemed to use.
When I asked him about it, he always answers "It's a debt I have yet to repay."
I swear to god, as good as I am at fencing, I am NOT going to be this guy's favorite disciple, because one day some ridiculous rival will come out of nowhere, kill me, and then steal his sword just to provoke him out of retirement.
The fight will probably end up killing like half of the school for fuck's sake.

>>20927023

>Professor Armstrong

You know his sister? The Military History prof? There's a rumor that he's not been able to beat her...ever.

>>20927085
This motherfucker hasn't seen Natsu in action... Trust me, seeing her in a match will make you think otherwise.

>>20927051
Yeah, his full name is "Dugu Qiubai".
Means "Defeat-Seaking Loner", so I figured maybe he was all talk, and that "Sword Devil" thing was for show.

>>20926989
Why would you reccomend someone to join that club. The leaders a lunatic who uses rocks instead of ki to fight, the second in command never talks and just plays with that butterfly knife of his and one of their members got kicked out of the boxing club. What do you have to do to get kicked out of the boxing club?

>>20927116
Dude, this lunatic's rock throwing DESTROY'S fireballs.

>>20927116
He ripped a dude's balls off in an honor match.
I don't know if that's true or not, but those assholes always do things like that

>>20927063
I have no idea how that Kenichi kid handles Dean Furinji's training, let alone training with four other board members at the same time. Every single one scares the shit out of me, even the quiet lady who always has a mouse with her.
>>20927099
>that terrifying feel when even if I somehow best Master Armstrong, I have to fight his even more skilled sister
>>20927116
Kicking, I believe it was. Like, he just wouldn't stop shin kicking right before he jabbed somebody. They are good guys, but they just have a real big problem with rules.

>>20927160
>I have to fight his even more skilled sister
Think of it this way, The Iron Wall favors a sabre, so at least if she kills you it'll be quick.

>>20927160
I've never even seen his sister. He talks respectfully about her, but even his moustache shakes when he brings her up.
I bet she's really fugly or something, and covered in huge muscles. She lives in like, Russia or something.

>>20927116
Honestly that English guy should of shut up when he started with the stomps. Honestly who calls a guy a ruffian after seeing him destroy bricks while wearing boxing gloves?

>>20927160
Dean Furinji has that presense about him. I was in the college looking for my older sister, he just smiled and pointed me in the right way... I swear to god I felt like if I spoke he'll kick my ass.

That Kenichi kid is a monster, an absolute monster

(Also thread is archived, http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20923276/ )

>>20927116

>How do you get kicked out of the boxing club?

Well, their unoffical motto is "Keep it classy!"

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Hey guys, rumors has it that the school's in house doctor is a pro.
The other day 3 punks broke into the clinic to steal shit. The cops that responded said they found them dead lying on the floor with smiles on their faces, and the doc beside them.

People claim the doc did it. I call Bullshit. those punks must have died from drug overdose or something. Since no one seen the doc did it. I calling the rumor Bullshit.
I would have went and challenge him to a duel to find out, but its not honorable to fight a terminally sick man from radiation poisoning.

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>>20927189
This is a picture i snapped and uploaded before seeing her slash someone over 2000 times with that sword.

How do I know, she said it to her Opponent who then fell like he was brazillian shiskabob.

>>20927189
>I bet she's really fugly or something
Oh how wrong you are, sir. I have seen The Iron Wall only once. In the three years since that day, I have not looked upon a single thing I would call more fair than she. Though I know in my mind that I shall never have her, my heart refuses to hear reason. I fear I shall die unfulfilled.

>>20927160
I think it might have something to do with how that Kenichi kid and his friends are also kind of goddamn terrifying, at least for disciples. Except the Dean's daughter; she can actually take down some of the elementary school teachers.

Principal Unohana can still crush her like a bug, of course.

...you heard any news on which campus we're rivals with this year? I know that we hit Mahora two years ago and the Ivy League last year, so they're probably out.

>>20927218
Wow, his mother must be gorgeous or something.
>>20927217
Doctor Toki's a saint dude. I'm not entirely unconvinced that he's actually Jesus Christ Reborn, so I don't think he'd kill a dude.
He knows SOME shit, that crazy Chinese medicine stuff that helps fix all your chi blockages and stuff, and I swear to god once I messed up my ankle during practice and he just TOUCHED it and it got better.
Usually guys with Chinese medicine skills like that know some kungfu, but he's way too nice to actually use it on people if he does.

>>20927237
You mean grand daughter, Miu and Principal Unohana are like best friends since I hear they both like kittens... And well, I've seen Unohaha mad once. Whenever a little kid bugs me I think of her stone cold face.

This school has some fucking terrifying people man, fucking terrifying.

>>20927160
Are we even talking about the same guys. The only decent ones are the second in command (does that guy even have a name) and that's because all he does is stand around and say nothing and that one whip user who got stuck with them because he shot a guy during his first duel. That wrestler scares the shit out of me.

>>20927256
My old master died and shipped me off here after I found out he was dead.
That miserable asshole didn't even teach me how to do anything except make lighting come out of my hands when I punched people.

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Guys, I hear a slot opened up in the Undefeated of the East's classes. I suggest getting a camera because hoooly shit the tryouts to get into that are going to be epic.

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>>20927217
Dude, have you seen his older brother?! I swear to god It's like they're total fucking opposites! And his horse?! His fucking horse it crushed an abrams!

>>20927237
>implying those Yale assholes will leave us be for another year
They're still pissed about the statue thing. HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THEY DON'T REINFORCE THEIR STATUES LIKE WE DO?
Knock over a monument here and you're training for the next month is rebuilding it with only your pinkie or something. Knock over a monument over there and they're just like YOU HAVE SINNED AGAINST MY NATIVE ANCESTORS, PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH UNTO THE NEXT LIFE.

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>>20927280

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>>20927280
Dude, the bar is set way too high for Master Asia's classes.
His last student is the King of Hearts bro. How can we compare to that crazy shit?

>>20927283
I saw the horse, not the guy riding it though.
Is THAT who Doctor Toki's brother is? What the fuck, when I was cleaning the stables out I saw it and I swear to got it's eyes glowed red at me and I just decided to get the fuck out of there when it stomped so hard the other horses fell down.

>>20927295
Which I why I'm just going to watch the try outs.

I know I don't stand a chance but holy fuck even being able to see him at work isn't a chance you get everyday.

>>20927256
Oh yeah, shit, mind slipped a bit.

What exactly did happen to her dad, anyway? I hear rumors sometimes. Scary ones. I don't dare ask the Dean about it, though.

>>20927295
>How can we compare to that crazy shit?
By working your ASS off, that's how. Oh sure, it HELPS if that hand of yours burns with an awesome power, but it's mostly hard work.

>>20927311
I've seen him sparring with the High School Enforcer's captain, Jesus fuck man, I know Mitsoumi is a badass mother fucker but Raoh... I don't wanna fight him... ever

>>20927330
For those of us who didn't start in our childhood, being taught by Master Asia is a dream within a dream.

>>20927287
Dude those Yale guys were being such pussies about that! They kept doing childish pranks in response to it.
You know, we WE insult each others ancestors and styles or whatever we just fight until one of us can't get up, or is dead.
That seems straight forward enough to me, except when one of them told me about how I insulted his mother and I punched him in the face, everyone else stared at me like I was crazy!

>>20927328
That shit's best left alone, I asked because I have a class with Miu, and he just said. "Some questions are best left unanswered." The Aura he was pushing out.... I nodded and never brought that shit up again

>>20927287
I thought we'd pinned that one on Transylvania Polytechnic?

>>20927330
But all that my hand burns with is syphilis.

>>20927350
Yeah, I DID start in my childhood.
Parents are all "You're not productive enough!" when I was like twelve and then shipped me off.
How can you be productive when you're twelve! I think they just didn't want to deal with me. Dicks.

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>>20927328
Did you see the latest. "Sparring" between Miu and Renka mah boi? And by sparring I mean balls to the fucking wall catfight. Mreow... I would tape it but Dean Furinji... yeah

>>20927369
You should see a doctor about that.

Unless you have can't handle ancient chinese medicine.

>>20927353
>when one of them told me about how I insulted his mother and I punched him in the face, everyone else stared at me like I was crazy
You should have kicked him in the daddy bags while he was down. See with Ivy League boys you can't just BEAT them, they don't understand the idea of accepting a gracious defeat. You have to so thoroughly SHAME them that they don't dare show their face in public ever again.

>>20927345
I don't think I've ever heard of anyone FIGHTING Doctor Toki's brother, just cleaning up what he leaves behind.
What the fuck style does he USE anyway? Artillery bombardments?

>>20927388
Raoh...Imagine fighting against a god of pure power. If there's a textbook definition of the Gou-Kei principle, Raoh's face will be on it!

>>20927387
Well he said he was on their wrestling team so I figured he could take it you know?
So I gave him a my Dragon Corkscrew Knuckle and the next thing I know he's in traction and I might be getting a lawsuit for excessive force!

>>20927369
Apparently the people we have who are sneaky, like I don't know, NINJAS, don't know how to sneaky. You would think even freshmen WARRIORS OF THE SHADOW would be able to pin something as simple as that on another school and hide without being found. I mean, if only they had some sort of NINJUTSU that would cover their neon colored outfits or CLUB that told them that they were being dumb by wearing orange jumpsuits

The joke is that the newest batch of members to the Ninjutsu Club are a bunch of jokes.

>>20927379

Speaking of the Ma's.

HOW DOES CHAIRMAN MA NOT SPENT 90% OF HIS TIME DEALING WITH SEXUAL HARASSMENT-RELATED ISSUES?!

>>20927383
I already used ancient Chinese medicine, which is why I no longer have AIDS.

Next time I sleep with a girl from the Bio department, I'm damn well making sure she keeps her lab and bedroom separate first.

>>20927404
Dude, fuck that. I'm so glad he doesn't teach. I kinda wish my old Sifu had told me when I was being sent here that my peers and superiors have the potential to be completely unstoppable psychopaths.
I might have said "Nah, I'll just stick with REGULAR boarding school, thanks."

>>20927424
Apparently we have a law wing at the college? I don't know how that's martial arts, but I've heard some of them can write such a letter than the recipient would die upon reading it, WITHOUT USING ANY POISONS. GBA has some crazy ass lawyers. Like that Phoenix fellow.

>>20927419
There's actually two groups of ninjas in the school. There's the loud ones who wear orange, throw energy around, yell a lot. Then there's the ones who actually get shit done.

The ninja you should be worried about isn't the one wearing all black on your rooftop, it's the one who's dressed like a cook, gardener, janitor, and never notice.

>>20927419
Oh you're talking about THOSE ninjitsu courses. If you want to sign up for the real ones you first have to FIND where to sign up.

That class is just a front for idiots.

>>20927424
Mainly because we operate under anime physics, and therefore the punch, slap or crotch-kick of a female retaliating for being perved on is unblockable by any man..

Basically, anyone he harasses is given free rein to beat the shit out of him.

>>20927419

What? When Jubei was running that club, that kind of shit wouldn't fly. I heard he turned seven random women into serious fucking ninjas in only a year!

>>20927442
I think the latter I have for my dorm-mate.
I say I THINK because I never seen the guy. I just know he visits and sometimes get the feeling someone came and left when I turn around.
This school man.

So, has anyone actually graduated with a degree in Anything Goes Martial Arts, since you know, it requires you to take the basics courses in EVERYTHING and all.

>>20927424
The other 4 chairman's gang up on him... Chairwoman Shigure... I've seen her knock someone out, from 5 miles away, with a wooden spoon.

A FUCKING WOODEN SPOON!

>>20927442
>>20927446
But what about the ones who are hiding their competence by pretending to be flashy idiots? I'm pretty sure we've got one or two of those.

>>20927472
Those AGMM guys say it's a "universal martial art", but I'm telling you they are FUCKING cheaters.
I've only seen two students: this one dude with a really fucking loud mouth and this fucking sexy as hell redhead that I might bang the shit out of because it's his sister and it'll piss him off. She walks around halfway naked so often she already seems pretty desperate.

>>20927472
It's more of you can apply everything into a martial art, so I've seen a few people

>>20927472
No, but that's more because nobody wants to risk finding the Master so that he can sign off on the degrees.

>>20927494
The master of the class is a panda bear.
I'm not even making that up. No, I don't know how it works.

>>20927490
Did the name not spell it out to you?

You can't cheat when it's ANYTHING GOES.

>>20927481
... And I'm enrolling her class next semester...

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>>20927506
So basically the brawlers club except more stuck up?

>>20927506
So it's the school of making cheating legitimate? Whatever, I took Kung-Fu Cooking, might as well take that this term.
Plus I may finally learn that redhead's name.

>>20927494
You can find him easily, well, assuming the female faculty haven't sealed him in a cave again. Just follow the complaints of missing panties and bras. The more recent they are the closer by he is.

>>20927490
>pigtailed loudmouth
>his redheaded "sister"
Oh man, there is a hilarious yet tragic story about that.

Also, they're both taken.

>>20927517
Exactly. The one group that couldn't possibly be considered honorable has more honor than that.

>>20927526
Dammit, all the good ones in this school, I swear to god.
>>20927524
Wait, then who's the panda?

>>20927504
Actually, he's technically just the TA. The real Master isn't allowed within a five-mile radius of the female dorms.

>>20927543
...how can it teach? It's a panda!

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>>20927541
I'm in gymnastics club... in before fucking pansy, but Miu...Hnnng god fucking damnit, I would try it but then there's Kenichi and DEAN Furinji. ;-; The good ones are always gone.

>>20927517
>Anything Goes. Kick sand in your face pretending to give up
>The Brawlers. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG KNIFE TO THE EYE.
No.

>>20927550

Picket signs, picket signs everywhere.

>>20927541
It gets better. They're both taken by the same girl.

If you want to beat down the redhead's "brother", though, there's an easy way to do it: challenge him to a match, make the terms "first strike" and "anything goes", then chuck a water balloon at him. Make sure the water's cold first, though.

>>20927555
Hey, it's a good base to work from and not biting off more than you can chew is a skill a lot of people lack around here.

Don't let any shit anyone gives you get you down.

>>20927555
Rythmic gymnastics also has that fine-chick related to the retard who runs the kendo club...the one with the laugh.
You know the one.

>>20927532
Isn't that guy that keeps getting lost a member. Whats his deal?

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>>20927550
Same way as the one who teaches the Pro Wrestling class, I guess.

>>20927560
The AGMM may be jerks at times but they're not going to do anything horrible to you. Once the fight's done the students are pretty honorable. The TA and the Master though... eh...

The brawlers on the other hand, those fuckers will make it so you'll need to eat out of a tube for the next few weeks.

>>20927570
So...he's getting...two-timed....by a lesbian or bisexual chick?
You know what, not even dealing with that. I know martial arts love triangles go.
First she's all into you, then your friend likes her, then she takes you to a House of Flying Daggers and you have to kill your friend in a duel....shit always gets way out of control.

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>>20927280
>>20927295
Hell, even if everyone fails, we're gonna be seeing a lot of people pulling out all the stops to show their absolute best. For a guy like me, this shit's vital to see.

>>20927578
You do realize that the reason she's not taken is that if anything she's even more retarded and batshit insane than her brother?

And not in a good way. In an annoying as hell way.

>>20927584
I think he just wants revenge over something. He's always screaming about how his life was ruined by the loud mouth and swearing he's gonna make his life hell or something.

I don't know why he just doesn't got the docs because it's probably just a ki imbalance sending his sense of direction out of order.

>>20927601
Technically, he's the lesbian. Well, sometimes. It's complicated.

His girlfriend is definitely bi, though, or she wouldn't be his girlfriend.

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>>20927504
>>20927550
>>20927594
Speaking of Panda teachers, does anyone else think the Kung Fu TA sounds oddly like Jack Black or am I just imagining things?

>>20927612
They won't treat him, because the last time somebody fixed a Hibiki's sense of direction we ended up with Dan.

>>20927597
>Challenging the quiet glasses wearing bastard
>Guy hops on my back when I'm not looking and starts stabbing me in the neck with a bottle he picked up.
Fucking hell those guys are insane. 'The knife guy uses a goddamn chainsaw.

>>20927642
Wait, the Kung Fu TA is Wonderboy?

Well, I guess that explains why I keep seeing Young Nastyman around the campus.

>>20927649
I hope for his sake they aren't related.

>>20927659
hell no... that lost guy, he's ACTUALLY Good,

>>20927671
So was Dan, until they fixed his sense of direction.

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Public service announcement: be kind to the janitor.

>>20927692
The guy's been here for over 25 years right? I can't imagine he's harmless if he's lasted that long.

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>>20927692
Pfft, what's the worst he could do to me?
Or rather what's the worst he could do that's any worse than some of the ways I've already gotten my asskicked?
I got kicked in the balls by some psycho burnette thinking I had stolen her copy of Trial of The Dragon.

>>20927712

>Brunete upset about her copy of Trial of the Dragon

Have you seen that girl around lunchtime? Total carnivore!

Sometimes, you'll see her with that Boxer lately, you know the one I'm talking about...if he's a bare-handed bralwer, the fuck does he carry around a a gun?

>>20927725
Maybe it's for another course?

>>20927725
Rumor has it, he's part of a special group that can unlock spirits within their own minds, you gotta force em out though with the use of a special Ki injector.

>>20927737
That sounds a lot like Mr. Kujo's class.

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>>20927725
That fucker? Already fought him today.
>>20927737
Must have something to do with their freaky statue guy he summoned that nearly cut me in half. But I sure as hell didn't see him draw that gun at all. The fuck was that thing?

>>20927754

>The fuck was that thing

I ended up asking him. All I got was pop psychiatry Considering where we go? That's good enough for me, really.

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Has the Seventh Sanctum random martial arts moves and schools generator been posted yet?
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=maschool
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=mamove

>>20927743
Holy shit Mr.Kujo is bad ass, but he can knock you the fuck out in a instant... I heard he can stop time.

>>20927856
The Shadowy Path of the One Hundred Cats. It is practacally unknown and only taught in specific schools. This art has a well-documented reputation for commitment, and has a casual, but important, focus on meditation. This warrior's way is known for the "Feline's Night Tail".

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Guys... Who has had Mr. Sazaki for a class? I heard he's mad badass and can hold his own with Dean Furinji, should I be afraid?

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>>20927737
>>20927858
Okay, quick question: when I heard a sentence prefixed with "rumor has it" or "I heard that" or anything like that, should I just assume it's true when it's in context of people from this school?
I mean, what the fuck next? A kid who fights with a sword shaped like a key?

>If this ever became a freeform RP board or something with a semi-plot line going, I'd totally have this guy revealed to actually be a villain later on who only poses as the "super persistant, hot blooded, idiot ninja" but has actually let himself get beaten by so many different people at the school to learn about the best techniques and everyone's strengths, funneling information back to his evil group.

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>>20927904
Mhmm... I've heard that our statistics and probability teacher fights with a full deck o cards, and looks like a pimp doing it too.

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>>20925992
I've seen a punk ass 12 year old beating the living hell out of a junior! Shit's fucked up, until I saw the emblem of the black turtle on his sleeve.

>>20928041
Psh, man i'll love to see one of those kids fighting against a jack or a queen...

bumping for liiiffeee

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So guys, I just saw on the news, apparently some psycho (pic related) escaped a mental institution and is heading this way. Bets on who beats his ass down?

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>>20928169
Twenty bucks on ME! I'm heading out to punk this fucker head on!

>>20928169
Nah, the gatekeepers would wreck his shit before getting on campus, lord help him if he heads for the elementary campus. Principal Unohana pissed off = Armageddon

>>20928169
Dean Furinji.

Barring that, he's going to sic Kenichi on him. THAT'll be something to watch.

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OH FUCK!!... FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!! Screw that guy, I heard the OGRE is coming here

>>20928212
Wait, you mean THAT OGRE?!

>>20928212
>>20928238
Shit... last week we just fought off a G-corp And Mishima Zaibatsu takeover invasion...

>>20928169
>>20928189
>>20928212
Holy shit, this is going to be the best week EVER

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>>20928185
Then I'm just gonna have to cut the guy off before he even gets within eyesight of the campus!
>>20928212
Bring it on! I'll take this ogre on too, just hope he brought a number!

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>>20928287
Right? Instead of doing some stupid paper on proper punching technique, our finals our going to be an invasion! THIS IS GOING TO BE THE EASIEST FINAL EVER! AGAIN!

>>20928301
You fool this is YUJIRO HANMA! He's way out of your league, Let the dean handle him!

>>20928311
Sometimes I think the invasions are staged by Dean Furinji, and Superintendant Rugal for the lulz, but hey active combat field exams = fuck yeah

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>>20928317
Screw that! I'm not just gonna wimper and cower behind the faculty, I came here to fight, and I'll fight anything that wants to start shit!

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>>20928212
Well well well, what do we have here?

>>20928333
Moron! Don't make me call the enforcer's council! I'm telling you this so that you can LIVE.

>>20928332
I know right?? One of these days I honestly prefer the frantic cram session for school work then invasions and rivalry's gone awry.