>>20823000

You are Valnikov Kharn, Warmaster of the Ninth Incubator. It is currently late morning, going to noon - you know this because you're starting to get a bit peckish yourself. At around this time you and your aide would be hitting up a very nice ramen shop downtown called Hanegawa's. Suckin' down on home-made noodles just chock full with good stuff like pork fat, crunchy vegetables and other things you like but cannot be arsed to learn the proper terminologies of(much to your aide's consternation).

You should probably take your new aide there, someday. Perhaps when you're done with this bothersome matter of meeting the Third Incubator's Warmaster, in her pretty little indoors gazebo. You didn't really think this meeting was necessary yourself - but Kyuubey, in his infinite wisdom, had decided that he needed just a bit more proof before letting you do what you want.

What you want, of course, is simple enough: to mobilize the entire Officio into a full-out assault. The Ninth against The Third. A thousand Magical Girls doing their level best to murder another thousand.

The city would be torn apart by the collateral damage alone. A fact that Malal had reminded you of whenever you toyed with the idea of full mobilization. It wa salso a fact that had always cheered you up immensely whenever you thought of it.

A nice, bloody calamity is always good for a city, you had reasoned. If anything, it would give Mitakihara a bit more personality, a bit more history.

[1/2]

>>20823011

You've never liked how so irrepresibly shiny and clean the city was. Even the red-light districts were impossibly neat.

It's a thought that comforts you in your sudden moment of weakness, of vulnerability, as your latest acquisition - a deadly and taciturn time-stopper you've dubbed Murderface - pulls you towards the gazebo where the Third Warmaster is sitting prettily, sipping her freshly-brewed tea in that stiff-looking white kimono of hers. Her long platinum-blonde hair done up in a rather elaborate coif, with golden hairpins securing the entire thing. Her cold blue eyes set firmly on the opened book in front of her, the writing small, spindly and barely readable.

Ahriman. What a stupid name. What kind of name is it, anyway? It is a weak name, a nerdy name. You sneer and open your mouth as you approach the gazebo, about to call her such - maybe it will start something and FINALLY give you an excuse--

"No calling the other Warmaster names, Kharn." Malal quietly murmurs as she comes up beside you, grasping your arm with one hand and pulling out your seat with the other. "Let's start this right. They want things to be peaceful, let's at least try to play along."

You grudgingly acquiesce, settling into your seat, letting your greatcoat drape itself underneath you. Taking off your cap, you place it on the table in front of you, turning it just so that the polished skull at the peak is grinning up at you with empty sockets for eyes.

[2/3]

>>20823015

"I'm glad you're able to take time out of your busy schedule to actually come to one of your appointments in time, Valnikov." The first words out of Ahriman's mouth is condescending enough that you despise her immediately. "From what I've heard of you, all you're good at is taking skulls and seducing other Magical Girls. Not exactly Warmaster material, in my opinion - and I pride myself in always being right."

She says this while not looking up from her book.

Working up a smile on your face, you murmur a small prayer to a blood-soaked diety upon his throne of skulls to help you get through this little farce of a meeting.

Because from the looks of things, you may be making an offering to him soon enough.

How do you respond?

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Yay! I was worried that you had fallen asleep on the keyboard.

YES!!! now, on to the questing!

From last thread I wasn't here for:

>six Magical Girls, their weapons drawn, surround your group in a half circle
>Had she not been wielding a rather impressive katana while she said this, the naked blade polished to a mirror-like sheen, its edge curiously serrated
>weapons drawn
>naked blade

Give an account of your subordinates' actions, warmaster; that is, do you WANT more of them to die?

>>20823024

>IT'S TIME

Remark he that we aren't here to suffer insults, and that she needs to show us respect due to an Offico Warmaster if this meeting to to proceed.

>>20823000
FUCK YEAH

>>20823076
this. Maximum professionalism, so we can at least say we tried before we had burn the building down.

>>20823015

Laugh "I wouldn't have guessed that you were Warmaster material if I didn't know that you proved yourself to be better then your predecessor!"

>>20823024
So what IS Warmaster material? Losing three squads while one squad from another Officio does their work?

You're right, I would be a terrible Warmaster.

>>20823024
Ignore her slight, get to business. "You wanted to speak of the incident, in which one of my girls assaulted three of your squads, yes? So speak."

>>20823118
>Ignore her slight, get to business. "You wanted to speak of the incident, in which three of your squads failed to kidnap one of my girls, yes? So speak."

FTFY

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>>20823024

Fuck yeah.

Disregard her obvious baiting, cut to the chase.

>>20823024
"Pride goes before a fall, they say. Now, are we going to talk, or would you rather see just how good I am at what I do."

>>20823132
Oo, yes, much better.

>>20823011
>a very nice ramen shop downtown called Hanegawa's
>Hanegawa
Heh.

>>20823157
Hanegawa is Midori's last name right? Can't keep track of all these names.

>>20823132
>>20823118
"You wanted to speak of the incident, in which three of your squads failed to kidnap one of my girls, yes?

Ah, perhaps I am too harsh. After all, I did only have the word of the killer that your Girls were plotting treason most foul. But, given your Eversor's... odd tactics, I saw fit to believe her and make her end swift and painless."

>>20823157
So this is why they were having rough times... Kharn stopped taking her harem there! How many clients would that be?

>>20823024
Mention that from our knowledge, Warmaster Ahriman was a nice person with charming personality and apologize because we tend to make terrible mistakes sometimes.

>>20823171
Indeed

>>20823024

[x] Grit your teeth, give yourself a moment to reset. "A greeting as warm as the homeland. Do you open up all.. peaceful meetings.. like that? Terribly effective diplomacy, and such sunny disposition! Must make you frightfully popular."

>>20823183
[x] I can't hear your cold voice over my hot flirting attempts.

How about asking about that charming pink lady we met earlier? That should throw her off a little. She may even attempt to actually start the negotiatons

>Hi, by the way

heres hoping this ends with Kharn Smash!

>>20823175

We still don't know for a fact that Mami-capturing was actually the mission, right? I thought they were just ordered to kill everyone, but the leader of the team wanted Mami alive(for a while..) as a trophy rape bait.

hit on her in the most offensive way possible!

>>20823024

If this Ahriman is anything like her pauldron-wearing/warp-wielding namesake, mentioning her being beholden to her incubator like a grief-seed addict would probably push some buttons.

>>20823243
But her reaction may tell us much.

That response is good, in opinion

>>20823243
We don't know very much at all for sure, but that doesn't stop us from pushing people's buttons!

>>20823132
This.

she was probably just jealous of mami's better.. everything we can understand that.

>>20823253
you could even say the Kharn has Big Blonde Hair syndrome.

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>>20823243
like that makes it any better

It's morning here, and BOY OH BOY what an excellent way to start the day!!

>themostexcitingmomentoftheday.jpeg

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>>20823286

>>20823132
this isn't going to be a political meeting for long

>>20823292
I like you.

>>20823024
"It's fortunate, then, that I am very good at those things."

disregard and ask for more info on hot redhead.?

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>>20823024

Assuming picture related is not an option we should let Malal handle the small talk. Is there someone else at the table to seduce?

>>20823349
We'll get what we need of her from Malal, I assume.

"Always right? Then why is it that there were no girls in that building my girls purged."

>>20823363
Malal made a note of it. It's like the sun coming up tomorrow, don't have to worry about that.

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>>20823292
Heh, I got another reason to be happy today.
I just heard that my Sayaka figurine had come into stock and was ready to be dispatched today!

>>20823365

OH SNAP. Everyone take note of this option, I forgot all about it.

>>20823365
Oh yea, we should bring this up. Not just now however.

>>20823365
Lets add: "Like you told us there would be."

>>20823390
Be sure to love her tenderly in my name.
Forever a poorfag + My country is going through a strong "NO. NO IMPORTZ CUZ I SAY SO."

>>20823422
I got the whole gang on order. Except for that Godoka figurine, she's too expensive.
And no Homura. Because there is no Homura on any of the sites I went on! :(

>>20823365

I am with this anon.

>>20823450
>checks sites
OMG! A wild Homura has appeared!
>checks price.

Ah FFS! She is even more expensive then Godoka!

>>20823479
It's only natural. They know no matter how overpriced a Homu is, the entire stock will be emptied in a matter of days.

Which sucks for people who love all the girls equally, like me (Btw, I'm not the guy you just quoted)

>>20823479
>Ah FFS! She is even more expensive then Godoka!

Everybody loves to homuhomu.

Well, when one's subordinates are strong enough to not get kidnapped and take on an entire building of yakuza where others might need to send three squads and ask for help from others, one tends to take as much advantage as possible

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>>20823508
I am the guy I just quoted.
Anyway, Now's not the time to talk about money.

did we go in an unexpected direction or does OP always take this long?

>>20823545
the second part.

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>>20823545
Decu's moon minutes are longer than ours. It always takes a while, it's worth the wait, though.

And welcome to the quest!

>>20823550
>>20823559
dank eu

Guys, we promised to at least TRY to be diplomatic. No open accusations just yet. Try to get her to slip up. I say express regrets too for the magical girls that are apparently still kidnapped, since we've found none in that dreadful trainwreck of a mission.

Phew. Looks like I'm still relatively on time - I had to catch up with the last thread since I missed it.

Speaking of which, I like how Skulltaker was specifically stated to be PAINTED black, meaning it wasn't black originally. I wonder if the golden bits are painted too, hmm?

>>20823604
they started it
>pout.tif

and we're Kharn
and still talking
>better than expected

>>20823616
>and we're Kharn
>and still talking

And haven't really tried to seduce anyone since our arrival!

Really, QB should give us a medal or something.

>>20823640
except for pinky and we had a good feel on that red head with the twin pony tails.

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>>20823640
What, Pinky doesn't count as a person?

given what a shit job here evi-squads preformed before and during slaughter she sure seems eager to start a fight.

>>20823664
she's a witch that is yandere for murderface.

so no

>>20823664
>>20823662
Nobody is going to know about that one

>>20823640
We groped someone and flirted with a painting. I think we're disqualified this time too.

>>20823690
what's a grope between future friends?

>>20823681
She's not yandere, she's just dedicated. Very very dedicated.

>>20823700
The ice-breaker.

>>20823690
Nobody saw it happen except us (and probably Pinky). Ergo, we totally didn't flirt with anyone and were just admiring the tastefully displayed artwork.

>>20823700
Kharn's way of saying hello

So, since this flashback is Kharn talking to Chiaki, I wonder how Chiaki reacts to Kharn telling her that she hit on Pinky a year and a half ago.

Probably wondering if Kharn ever figured out what Pinky really was or not.

>>20823132

You do not rise to her baiting, choosing to ignore the veiled insult. It is not like it is not the truth, after all, and it is not something you're ashamed of - but to bring up something like that during a formal meeting, well, you know what she's getting at. But you will not give her the satisfaction of getting a rise out of you - you are Valnikov Kharn, after all. You may be wrathful, you may have a temper, but no one in your position should allow such puerile antics to incite them into rage. This is not amateur hour.

Instead, you cut to the chase, leaning both your elbows on the expensive table linen - cradling your chin with one fleshmetal hand, and drumming your fingers on the table with the other. Casually ruining the fabric with your clawtips in the process.

"You wanted to speak of the incident, in which three of your squads failed to kidnap one of my girls, yes?" You say, the smile still on your face. "So speak."

There is no discernible reaction from Ahriman - other than the smallest sigh escaping her lips, and her hand reaching up from underneath the table to gently and carefully close the tome in front of her. A moment more, and she raises her glacier-blue eyes to look at yours - and it's the first time that you realize that if the Third Warmaster actually wiggled the stick out of her ass once in a while, she would actually be a viable choice for you.

It is a pity, because it looks like that stick will not be getting pulled out of there anytime soon.

[1/2]

If we're looking to insult her we could also mention that the door greeter should have been more insistent about handing over skulltaker.
not that we would have, just that it was lazy on her part.

>>20823750

"No niceties. No pleasantries. No formalities. Just straight to the quick." Ahriman shakes her head. "Well, partly my fault for letting myself get carried away for the moment, but let's push that aside for now. I'm sure you have more urgent matters to attend to, whatever they may be." She seems genuinely taken aback by herself, but any doubt is quickly replaced with a cool, collected sort of determination obviously borne out of confidence, determination, and an ace up her sleeve.

You will have to watch this one carefully, you think.

"Yes, Valnikov Kharn. Let us talk about the three squads - no, the twenty-one Magical Girls who one of your agents slaughtered in cold blood." Ahriman's smile is brittle as she waves a hand - and you see Red Twintails, from earlier, walk up behind her to pass along a rather slim book, bound in black leather. She opens it at the first page, before placing it on the center of the table, turned around so that you could see.

Twenty-one photographs. Headshots of girls smiling in front of the camera, some looking dutiful, others excited, others sullen. Three squads, all of them Eversor rank, as noted by their names at the bottom of each picture.

"Squad Amon, Ankh, and Sobek. Our finest Eversors. Daughters, sisters, all. Now dead, with their soul gems shattered only moments after their bodies were." There is a slight tremble in Ahriman's voice, but only slightly - the rest is acidic, venom-laced steel. "Twenty one souls, Valnikov. That is how much you've bled us. We should be mobilizing against you right this very moment."

[2/3]

>>20823750
>It is a pity, because it looks like that stick will not be getting pulled out of there anytime soon.

Wait, we AREN'T going to beat her to death with it?

>>20823760
Strange how you actually needed three squads to take on mere yakuza, AND you had to borrow another squad as well.

Also, my apologies for not finding the clumsy oafs the yakuza "kidnapped"

>>20823760
Ahhhhhh
Is she trying to invoke pity?

>>20823760
>We should be mobilizing against you right this very moment

Funny thing that, we can say the same.

>>20823787
On US?

Probably not. we have no fucks to give.

>>20823760
Twenty-one traitors and betrayers, I believe would be more accurate. Refused to aid comrades. Plotted to ambush said comrades, and kill all but one, who they would then... possibly do unfriendly things to. No, not souls then. demons do not have souls. They were monsters, and it is only by good fortune that one of ours discovered this before vileness could be committed, and the cancer within your ranks ripped out. Good, yes.

>>20823787

If she is, she would have an easier time getting blood from a stone than sympathy from Kharn.

3 finest squads HAHAHA. can't even some yakuza and one magic girl, im quaking in my metal booties about them mobilizing.

>>20823728
Murderface: But I saw her! She had that weird, mildly crazy look on her face, and she was trying to UNDRESS that painting with her EYES!
Malal: Yes, she does that every so often.

>>20823760
"Mobilizing? Weren't you humiliated enough yet?"

>>20823764
>>20823760
We could always remove it for her.
Bitch or not she is a beautiful blonde...

>>20823797
>>20823778
>>20823824
[x/y] at the end of the post means he's not done yet.

>>20823764
We are.

But we aren't into necrophilia, so it doesn't really matter.

>>20823834
>implying we aren't all already liches.

>>20823750

What a coincidence, you almost say, were it not for Malal pre-empting you just in time to place a small saucer of sugar cubes - most likely stolen from the tea table beside the gazebo - in front of you, each cube neatly arranged to spell the word 'NO'. Instead, you take one between clawed fingertips delicately and pop it into your mouth, crunching it loud enough for Ahriman to hear. The Third Warmaster's scowl deepens, before she continues, pulling the book back to her and touching the images almost wistfully with an extended finger.

"But no. There will be no mobilization. Mitakihara doesn't deserve to burn under a war between two Officios, not right now. You understand this as much as I do, don't you, Valnikov?" It's then that Ahriman's lips curl gently into a smile. "So, to cut to the chase. I am expecting two actionable deliverables from you, Valnikov Kharn, and they must be given before the day is done. They are non-negotiable."

She takes a moment to sip from her teacup.

"The first is the soul gem of the culprit." Ahriman says, her smile widening just the slightest bit.

"The second is Tomoe Mami herself."

Red Twintails, who had taken her place behind and slightly to the right of Ahriman's chair, smiles beatifically at you.

"Those are my demands. From another Warmaster to another..." Ahriman herself leans forward, smiling behind her steepled fingers. "You can see how I'm letting you off so easily, Kharn."

How do you respond?

>>20823818
I am hoping we get to either do a murderface flashback or a Malal flashback when they were working together.

Playing a dead character might be tricky but it could be again Kharn recounting the story for Chiaki.

Well, she presents us the situation. In a way, we can't exactly refuse. Expect some more preaching.

Then she will state her demands and considering her earlier speech It would hard to refuse without making making a villain out of ourselves. The question is, what the fuck does she want.

I say It's Mami

>>20823853
Just laugh in her face.

"As you wish. I will leave now to get you what you want."
Do so and then mobilize.

>>20823853
Look at Murderface. Smile and pat her head.
"Here is important field training exercise in diplomacy, Murderface. Please give them our reply."

>>20823853
1. Already slagged. You may search the ocean for the pieces if you wish.
2. Why
>REALLY need some intel here. Why Mami (besides waifu reasons)?

>>20823880

I like this anon.

>>20823880
This, this, this. A thousand times.
Time to test our newest acquisition!

>>20823853
>Tomoe Mami

Mmm? why do you need Tomoe mami? she was not the one that slaughtered your squads?

>>20823853
Laugh. Laugh like we've never laughed before. This girl is FUNNY. "The culprit is already dead, by my own hands. The second... That is not happening."

can we laugh in her face now?

>>20823881

Agreed on finding out why Mami.

>>20823880
This. Murderface time.

>>20823880
>>20823886
Yeah, I like this one.

>>20823853
Explain, like we're talking with a deranged child, that the culprit's soul gem was destroyed during the punishment proccess.

As for Mami, for an extraordinary blonde like that, we demand equally delicious blonde.
For three nights at least

>>20823880
>Please give them our reply.
Time for operation "Iowa those motherfuckers"?

>>20823881
Lets see what they actually want Mami for.

>>20823912
>Explain, like we're talking with a deranged child, that the culprit's soul gem was destroyed during the punishment proccess.

"If we punish someone, nothing remains. Care to see a demonstration?"

and if we refuse they'll what? send another 3 squads to get slaughtered? HA!

>>20823853

Why is the Third Incubator, his Warmaster, and female goons showing so much interest in Mami that they're willing to go to war for her?

This is about more than just her divine pancakes.

>>20823853
The girl in question has already been dealt with and her soul gem destroyed, as for mami how about you go have intercourse with yourself.

Well, I think we've humored their bullshit long enough.
Let's kill all of them. Blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne.

[X] >>20823880

I like the cut of your jib.

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>>20823853
Just say that the culprit has already been dealt with, and add that its 'standard prodecure' to grind their soul gems down to powder.

>Tomoe Mami
...
They want our goddess!!!
...
I suppose its to make pancakes for everyone! Truly they are to die for!

>>20823853
laugh. laugh long, slow, and deep. and when you do it, do it for a very, very long time.

then I would suggest simply ramming your metallic claws through her throat, then rising up from your seat, ripping your head free of your spinal cord and then holding it high into the air for everyone to see, shouting 'LET! MITAKIHARA! BURN!'. but that would probably be rude, politically speaking. for now, just laugh.

>>20823853

No, I already killed her. No, I will not give you Tomoe Mami. Is the meeting over, Ahirman? I'm curious about the number of your redhaired aide.

>>20823947
>more than pancakes
HERESY!

>>20823853
Laugh like the crazy russian we are.
"I have not been this amused in a long time. The first has already been taken care. The culprit has already been punished, by my hands. The second, well...If you think I will give up a meguca as distinguished and excellent as Tomoe Mami without a fight, you are insane. You may have her after you have burned Mitakihara to the ground in a feeble attempt to defeat the Tenth. Good day."
exit the building laughing.

Well, the more classy option is to smile sweetly and say
>Dead. No.

Her move

>>20823880
Not quite yet. The best thing about stopping time is that we have all the time in the world.

Let's get some information about why they want Mami's mamis first.

>>20823853
"Those are your demands? Ah, is good. I have already granted your first request, I have brought soulgem you seek here with me."

>>20823880
This. A thousand times this! It will be so much fun.

Take a few prisoners; we can beat the information from them later. We will learn why the desire our flaxen haired comrade.

>>20823853
Here is my counter offer
Mourn your losses and keep out of our way unless you want to have many more events like this happening. The agent has been dealt with and Tomoe Mami is not involved in this nor would I hand her over to another officio if she were.

The punishment of traitors is the sole responsibility of their officio after all or do you wish to disrespect us so greatly as to force our hand?

>>20823964

This anon has style. I support getting RedHair's number.

Also, we can either ask Ice Blondie here and now why Mami, or we can wait until the interrogation chamber.

Your choice anon.

>>20823853

Non negotiable? Well that simply wont do, I so rarely get a chance to haggle... Oh well, it was to be a no to both counts any way, the subject known as girl A has been 'retired' already, and we aren't in the game of giving away valued members of our staff for no observable reason. Is there anything else you would like to discuss before I leave?

>>20823853

We already killed the culprit, shattered her soul gem, and burned the remains, and slagged what wouldn't burn.

As for Tomoe Mami, just laugh like the ridiculous request it is.

>>20823964

No matter what happens, ask for the redheads number.

Ahriman has insulted us twice now. I say we play baseball and give her three strikes before we go Blood for the Blood God.

>>20823853
"You believe that's a fair exchange? Only a blonde can meet the worth of another blonde, Warmaster. I'll give you Tomoe Mami if you come with me. Oh, you can bring your redhead friend too, so you won't be lonely, yes?"

>>20823913
Anyone wanna fill me in on what iowa those motherfuckers means?

>>20824010
Agreed,
Either ask her directly or ask Ahriman for it. The second option is funnier but the first could have investing results too

>>20824026
In PMMM, Homura somehow managed to pull a battleship from her shield for the final battle. We're like her, but crazy enough to try and do it more often

>>20824026
Give them the weapons. ALL the weapons.

SO MANY WEAPONS!

>>20823853

"Girl A is already dead. I killed her myself, so your first request is already done. Now: what is your Incubator's interest in Tomoe Mami?"

>>20823831
No shit. Decu is slow and quips needed to be made.

>>20824026
Idea in the previous thread of 'disarming Murderface' amounting to 'drop a battleship in the room and laugh at them'.

>>20824026
Google Iowa class battleship.

>>20824026
Murderface has an Iowa class battleship stored in her shield

The plan is to simply make it appear and do a ZA warudo on everyone in the building and the building itself

"First I hear that your squadrons gossip of her, now you outright demand her for little reason I can see. Truly, this Division seems unhealthily obsessed with Tomoe Mami for some reason.

"Why is that, I wonder?"

>>20823912
This pls

>>20824053

"Dammit, Ahriman, does your whole officio dig blonds? Are you not enough for them?"

>>20824053
Sounds diplomatic enough.

>>20824023
Tell her we slagged the Gem, then this. Laughing in her face optional, but appreciated. If she refuses, have Murderface give her two cents. And one battleship.

>>20823853

"Ahriman, you have me at a disadvantage. Wanting the soul gem of the culprit I can plainly understand, but what exactly does Tomoe have to do with this negotiation?"

Posting from a phone is suffering

>>20824061
this, completely and utterly this.
then augh like hell knowing all 1000 of them is gonna basically die tonight from you being that guy.

>>20823853

now what would they want with Tomoe Mami? the largest mistake she made was not paying close enough attention to Girl A and even if she did do that, there is little one can do to make sure a magical girl with full time stop isn't going anywhere.

does Mami have vital knowledge on the ninth incubator or is this just a way for that stuck up arrogant bitch to get a new plaything?

pancake monopoly!?

or maybe she knows that Mami at one point pulled a golden weapon from her... person.

it is also entirely possible that they want to resurrect Girl A with her soul gem and then keep her under control by keeping Mami captive.

full timestop is a very very rare thing. enough to betray allies over?

"Also, henceforth, I will simply call you Ahri. Because Ahriman is too long - and you are certainly no man."

"Oh yeah? Well then! I'll call you Kha... a... oh goddammit."

>>20824099
They could easily control Mami though blackmail "Do what we say otherwise your friends will get hurt."
I guess its the golden weapon. I am sure the while dangerous, gold weapon wielders are powerful.

>>20824113
Ojou-sama moe

>>20824083
I feel your pain.

I hate to be the voice of paranoia here, but Ahriman knows of our history. She knows we can go full blood for the blood god on her team.

She must be provoking us for a reason.

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i think its more likely that ahriman wants to get into mami's pantsu

One second anon, do anyone recall a mention of another officio in our city in the present timeline?

no?

Guess what happened to it?

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homura while we wait
spoilered because you may regret clicking that thumbnail...

>>20824166
Klendathu Drop?

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Ahriman's description made me think of her. Not exactly 100% accurate, but it's what my mental image is now.

>>20824162
She just wants to get all the blondes into her Officio, so that she can be Queen Warmaster of All Blondes.

That monster! We should sex her for freedom and liberty.

>>20824167
>you may regret clicking that thumbnail...

I DO

>>20824166

Iowa?

>>20824167
Oh God, just clicked.
And I regret nothing.

>>20824166
Just because it hasn't been mentioned doesn't mean it doesn't exist. America hasn't been mentioned in the current timeline, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist now either.

>>20824155
Ah, Mami as the provocation tool! Know that Kharn Valnikov is above such weak techniques!


But our spectacled friend here? Not so sure about that

>>20824155
whatever's going on is, I'm guessing, about weakening the tenth by some means, either through disgracing Kharn and forcing her to step down, getting ahold of Mami and whatever advantages she provides, or leveling the tenth through mobilization.

>>20824166
Coincidentally-timed mass vacation, just like Malal?

>>20824167
NO!
-4 STR! -4 STR!

>>20824203
she's been working out!

>>20824167
Regret is for fools and children. Homuhomu is delicious.

>>20824167

I regret nothing.

>>20824203
-8 is a bit much.

>>20824177
Clearly, we need to get Ahriman and Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake with us for a threesome.

>>20824167
Man, that's hot.

>>20824190
That is a very good point.

I don't think it matters what Kharn says here.

Bitch already dead!

> Threaten Mami
> In front of Murderface
>Again

Some fuckers just never learn.

>>20824230
It is, actually

>>20824175

I like you anon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpgyRjHJp-k

bender time

laugh

oh wait your serious let me laugh even harder

laughs harder

>>20824230

I am afraid to admit I find it attractive as well.

>>20824155

Sometimes villains are dumb and will provoke violent characters just because they can't keep their swinging asshole phallus in their pants for five seconds to literally save their own lives.

...On the other hand, sometimes a villain isn't that dumb.

I will worry if this villain isn't that dumb, because intentionally triggering our wrath could mean bad things.

...Maybe we should have gotten a meeting with their Incubator instead. It's hard to get mad at those(unless you don't know how magical girls work and feel betrayed, but Kharn already knows everything), it's like getting mad at a graphing calculator.

>>20824227
You're thinking too small. How many Warmasters are there?

>>20824269
At least ten.

If that's not enough, I assume most of them have aides.

>>20824267

We can talk to her Incubator before we blam him.

>>20824267
Yea that's one thing.
Ask why the incubator isn't here

>>20824155
We're going to earn that epithet one way or another, so we might as well have fun while we do so.

>>20824269
>>20824273

At least 14. Nero was with the Fourteenth Incubator.

Guys, remember.

Magic. Staff.

We must have Malal take off her helmet when the time comes.

>>20824245
How could they learn? I don't think anyone has survive the lesson in first place.

>>20824269
The real question is; how many of them are blonde?

Pink hair also acceptable.

>>20824273
"Ah, this is interesting part of story, Murderface! One night, I... how do you say? Forgot to turn off my swag? And woke up covered in Warmasters."

>>20824281
Why should the incubator be there? The Warmaster is the Incubator's agent in all things. The Warmaster being there is like the incubator being there, in all things but physicality.

>>20824294

You funny guy anon.

But why the hell would Deculture give us a choice and let us discuss what to do if he's going to pull the same thing anyway? To see if we attack before Murderface?

>>20824308
there's more than one way for a Warmaster to get forced into retirement. I assume that's what this is all leading up to.

>>20824294

Makes me think of Chiaki covered by Mami, Midori and Pinky, but 'swag' isn't really applicable for her...

>>20824328
'awesome' works, i think

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>>20824328

And Iori. Thought about her, but forgot to write it down somehow.

>>20824245
Moreover, Hama the Guard let in an old-man with a stave.
Disregarding the fact that the said old-man is known as a wizard

>>20824308
Murderface is not stupid. She just heard Ahriman demands but there were no threats, no mean words and Kharn is yet to react.

>>20824289
They should really try to learn from the mistakes of others. It would have helped her life expectancy.

Also; just remembered Pinky gave us something last thread.

Does Kharn have golden item now?

Everyone join in now and say it with me:

"FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS!"

Again, there's totally 20 divisions, aren't there? I don't know what justification there might be, I don't know if it's just going to be played off as coincidence, but there are, aren't there?

>>20824339
Well, if Iori becomes magical lori

>>20824352
So much white stained red.

Shame, really

>>20824328
We need a drawfag to draw Murderface waking up half buried in girl-pile.

>>20824405
We already have the MurderBaron...

>>20824405
And then waking up Mami.

"We need more pancakes."

>>20824349

SLaughter is the best medicine.

[x] Ask why they want Mami.

>>20824405
We need Murderface and Kharn comparing relative size and quality of their own piles.

>>20824405
>unable to reach the morning whiskey without waking Mami. there wasn't any sex, but there was cuddles.

>>20824484
wasn't certain it would fit

Whiskey... Murderface needs to pull out a whiskey bottle while the two Warmasters delay the inevitable by a few minutes.
"What are you doing?"
"Both of you want a war, and are going to get it. I want whiskey, and I can get it. Malal wants you, but exclusively, so I doubt she'll get it."
"W-where did that bottle come from?"
"My shield has infinite storage space."
*dawning realization*
Both warmasters at once: "Plan B! Plan B!"
War masters look at each other. "Plan C! Plan C!"

>>20824484
Mami's pancakes work just as well.

>>20824491
YES, YES!
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!

>>20824464

Panel1
K: I bagged Nero and countless other girls.
C: I have Mami and a fallen goddess on my list. I win.
Panel2
K: And if I got you, I would win, yes?
Panel3
Censored
Panel4
Both smoking
K: Tie?
C: Tie.

Y/N?

>>20824497
but she'd have to be up
can't think of anybody else Chikai wouldn't just dump on floor
cuddles is nice, but whiskey!

>>20824503
YESSS

>>20824507
The other pancakes.

>>20823874 >>20823896 >>20823974

You cannot help yourself. You cannot keep your face straight any longer, no matter how much you try. You canot hold yourself back.

It does not start slowly. Rather, it comes out in a completely unexpected burst, like a taciturn damn suddenly and abruptly exploding into pieces, issuing forth a destructive torrent of hilarity. Your laughter is loud, long, and fills the now graveyard-silent room. No, it is not laughter anymore - it is cackling. You are honest to god cackling. Like a witch, or a crazy grandmother. Such is your amusement at Ahriman's temerity. Such is your surprise at her bald-faced audaciousness. If you had a camera crew recording your reactions, you would have looked towards the direction of the Get A Load Of This Guy Cam and pointed a clawed fingertowards Ahriman herself.

"MALAL!" You cry between gasps of hilarity, leaning over to the side, still cackling as you reachout with both hands, the tears in your eyes blinding you - and you feel more than see your aide come up to your side. You grasp at her arm with both hands, and shake her. "Did...did you hear what she had said, to me? Did I not hear her correctly?" You giggle as you look up at her tinted visor, and she nods quietly.

"What did you think about it?" You ask her, and she shakes her head before shrugging, as if exasperated that she had to say it herself.

"It's dildos."

"DILDOS!" You exclaim, loudly, slamming a clawed hand into the table, the noise sharp enough that even Red Twintails seem to jump slightly at it. You look around, and point at Murderface, who is staring daggers at Ahriman. "Y-you! Little girl, on the street! Hahaha...w-what do you think?"

[1/2]

>>20824503
I like you.

>>20824527

This seems to snap her out of her murderous stupor, and the young woman blinks behind her glasses, clearly nonplussed. "It's...it's dildos?"

"DILDOS! AGAINS!" You slap the table again in a thunderous impact, still cackling your own merry way. "Do you see, Ahriman? Do you see what we think about your actionable deliverables, or what do you call them?"

Ahriman's scowl deepens. "It hardly matters what your underlings think about them, that is my offer. And it is dildoES, not dildos--"

You cut her off with a wave of your hand as you finally manage to calm yourself down, the cackling subsiding into mere giggling. "Ah, very sorry. Have not cackled like that in some time. Last time, I was enjoying a joke, about one of our own Vindicares killing three squads of Eversors all by herself." This almost sends you into another round of hysterics, had it not for the fact that you are currently feeling everyone else in the room glaring at you.

"Maybe you know that joke? Is okay, I will tell you soon. Anyway, yes, for your two demands." You hold up two clawed fingers. "The first, the...culprit's soul gem, you ask? Well, I cannot give it to you. Impossible. Cannot be done."

"But why--"

"Because there is nothing left of it!" You smile at the Third Warmaster. "I have done it before you have even asked! Girl A, as we refer to her, is dead! Extinct! Removed from existence! Body burned to ashes, gem reduced to powder! If you still persist on that, then you will be making me root in my Officio's garbage bin, to give her to you with a dustpan!"

[2/3]

[x]Gather sugarcubes in palm of hand, "As to the soul gem of the killer of your squads," crush sugar into powder, "I'm afraid that won't be possible. Although I somehow doubt you'll much mind."

[x] Ask why they want Mami.

>>20824527
'I can- no, I *will* wipe out this Officio by myself.'

>>20824491
Murderface: "No, I've already gone with plan E."

"Plan E?"

"Yeah, E. For Explosives. Hey Kharn, we should probably leave the building now."

"IMPOSSIBLE. WHEN DID YO~

>>20824551
nevermind. changing this to "It's...it's dildos?"

....

Ahriman is going to go "Do you take me for an idiot. The murder, your 'girl A' is sitting right there!" and it will be glorious

>>20824577
Dammit!

...

Plan D! Plan D!

>>20824577

And then Kharn replies:

"It's not Girl A. It's Murderface. Would you like to know how she earned that name? Show her, Murderface."

And it will be beautiful.

>>20824577
But how would they even know what the murderer looks like? Didn't she kill all possible witnesses on their side?

>>20824596
Video tape. There are records, we saw them.

>>20824584
Plan I!

>>20824584
Plan D is the one with killing right? I hope it is.

>>20824596
Video footage, which I'm assuming is the same way they knew Girl A was responsible in the first place.

>>20824577
Although Kharn will be able to point out that it's clearly not Girl A. See? Short hair. Girl A had long hair.

>>20824618
I'm pretty sure it's D for dildos.

>>20824596
>>20824609
>>20824620

All well, if they don't we can just go
"Hey murderface, See all those pictures? How about we add some more?"

>>20824618
ALL the plans are the one with killing. These are Kharns plans, how do you expect them to end?

>>20824645
Sexually.

>>20824645
>These are Kharns plans, how do you expect them to end?
In her bed with a nice blonde?

>>20824609
>>20824620
Ah, alright. But they seemed not to recognise that Murderface is their murderer, unless they are exceptionally good at acting and keeping their cool (which they probably aren't, given how they've behaved and reacted to some of Kharn's actions thus far).

>>20824618
No, Plan D is dildos.

>>20824645
>>20824651
They don't call an orgasm the little death for nothing.

>CAPTCHA: wood ortaiLo

so lewd

>>20824538

Ahriman only scowls at this, before shaking her head. "Yes, well, about Tomoe Mami, then. I--"

"No. Nyet." It's then that you let the friendly, jovial smile fall from your face, so quickly and so completely that those looking upon you at the time would wonder if you had ever been smiling at all.

"This thing, asking me to hand over Tomoe Mami to you like some borrowed pair of underwear? No, no, that is not happening." You shake your head. "It will never happen, so long as I am Warmaster, so long as I am required by my rank of office to wear this very fetching hat."

You take your hat from its place on the table and wave it at her direction. "I do not deal with traitors, cowards, fools and bullies, nor will I use my own girls as barter pieces. If you want Tomoe Mami, woo her and make her yours, but I will not hand her over to you like some piece of meat."

Ahriman's eyes narrow at you, and you return her venomous glare with one of your own. "Do consider what you're saying here, Kharn. You are at the cusp of forcing my hand. We have lost three squads to you, while the only thing you've lost is...one unstable psycopath who managed to win the Incubator Lottery as far as abilities as concerned." At this, Murderface visibly stiffens. "The balance must be restored, and I am offering you a way to do so without any more bloodshed. Tomoe Mami is just one girl, out of your thousand. Surely you can allow a trade of two souls for twenty one?"

How do you respond?

>>20824620
we were the only ones on the scene who survived. we would have destroyed all evidence.

still voting for dropping a battleship on the entire building because thats the hilarious troll end of their officio.

>>20824651
Not mutually exclusive.

Only difference in plans is type of killing and type/amount of sexuality.

There is no difference in amount of killing. All plans involve maximum available killing.

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>>20824577
And then Murderface will do Pic related and everyone`s day will be ruined forever!

And I support this Action. Bazooka-Homu is best Homu.

>>20824672
Betraying traitor demons do not have souls. Nyet, no deal.

>>20824672

"You said two souls. Why does it have to be Mami's soul?"

>>20824672
"You will answer my question, or you will have insulted a guest who came in peace three times.

Why do you want Tomoe Mami, specifically?"

>>20824672

"Those two souls are worth more than your entire Officio. I have already given you one, I will not give you another. Though if you throw in the redhead's number I might consider it."

Number is exchanged.

"Actually, the answer is still No. Anything else, Ahriman?"

>>20824672
We do not trade in souls. Negotiations over.

Murderface, time for plan E.

>>20824672
If you do not want blood, tell us why you want her. If the answer is favorable, you may yet still have time to mourn your comrades.

>>20824672
Ask why she is so interested in Mami.
And then when she does not give a satisfying answer, kill her and the rest of these fools.
Blood for the blood god. Skulls for the skull throne.

>>20824672
"Speaking of girls; weren't there supposed to be some of yours kidnapped in that building?"

>>20824672

"It was your desire to have Mami that killed your three Eversor squads to begin with.

As I said in >>20824053, more or less.

>>20824679

Seconding.

As for the matter at hand;

"Without bloodshed? Ahriman, dear, you are clearly not knowing me very well at all."

>>20824672
"simply put you haven't given an actual reason as to WHY you want tomoe mami. its not like she was the one who actually did the murdering and the one who did is dead. therefore you must have some ulterior motive and thus we cannot accept.
besides if one crazy little girl can kill 3 of your squads, do you really think that you guys can fight us? be more realistic, be grateful we instead came to talk about peace instead of getting rid of you in the first place, after you attempted to murder our squads to begin with. learn to play your hand more closely, before it gets bitten off in a bet you cannot handle." then we need to smile kindly and walk away.

>>20824672
"Why do you want her so badly? Why did you send three squads of eversors to die, that you desire Tomoe Mami so badly?"

>>20824672
She demands a high class vodka for a spilled, cheap, chinese beer. No offense to chinese beer

One could think she's deliberately trying to make us angry

>>20824672
"Tomoe Mami is obviously much more to you than simply one of our thousand. Explain to me why you want her specifically and I will consider making your eventual defeat, humiliation, and decapitation happen not in that order."
we need a picture now of Kharn "I accidentally the whole Third Officio. Is this bad?"

>>20824672

You seem very eager to get your hands on Tomoe Mami. What has she done to offend you so?

>>20824735

This. Press the Mami angle.

>>20824672
"You are still going to continue this nonsense? Is this what you are saying, da? That you want to be reimbursed by ME for failed ambush on one of MY squads, da? Is this really what you are trying to demand?"

Playtime is over. Put on your Serious-Face, Kharn.

>>20824749
>"I accidentally the whole Third Officio. Is this bad?"

No. Is good.

>>20824735
this. troll kharn is best kharn.

And yeah, tack on asking why the hell we found no kidnapped girls if she's always so damn right to the end of our Mami inquiry to throw her off balance.

>>20824672

Ask why the want Mami specifically. Surely they would rather have an eversor?

(What rank is Maim anyway? she doesn't use melee weapons so I doubt she's an eversor...)

>>20824735

Also press the fact that some of their magical girls apparently got kidnapped by humans!
I am surprised how you held together this long!

>>20824771
>Playtime is over. Put on your Serious-Face, Kharn.

So… your murderface?

>>20824784
Mami is stated to be a Master rank Vindicare, at this point.

>>20824705
THIS. I think three is a little low, though.

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>>20824672
>I am offering you a way to do so without any more bloodshed

This bitch really doesn't know who she's talking to, is she.

"It seems your terms... Are not acceptable."

I am curious as to why you wanted mami before the slaughter.

>>20824724
>>20824726
>>20824711
>>20824705
I like these. But... they won't work.

>>20824809
so murderface should start hitting the bottle

>>20824809
I say we go back to >>20823880.

>>20824796
It's a folktake sort of thing. The third offence is the one the monster weaves a tapestry from your intestines for.

>>20824809
>But... they won't work.
We are Valnikov Kharn. We can make them work!

>>20824836
Soon. Soon.

inb4 Chikuwa just as we're all ready to kick their asses

>>20824836
No poin in getting aggresive yet.

This may be our only chance to get some info.

Slaughter can wait a few minutes