We's fought each otha fer so long
Yer arrmy's all breakin’ but
Ya don’t wants ta quits it
Ya ‘n’ me both knows that it won’t be long
We’s gonna win, ‘n’ yer gonna loze it
‘N’ I fink ya all shud be fleein’
Don't tell me you's too blind ta see

We’s all gonna blow ya up
We’s all gonna put ya down
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya
We’s all gonna make ya cry
You’s all gonna say good-bye
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya

We’s all gonna blow ya up
We’s all gonna put ya down
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya
We’s all gonna make ya cry
You’s all gonna say good-bye
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya

(WAAAGH, blow ya up)
(WAAAGH, blow ya up)
(WAAAGH!)
We’s all gonna blow, we’s all gonna blow
(Blow ya up)
(WAAAGH!)
We’s all gonna blow, we’s all gonna blow
(Blow ya up)

We's fought each otha fer so long
Yer arrmy's all breakin’ but
Ya don’t wants ta quits it
Ya ‘n’ me both knows that it won’t be long
We’s gonna win, ‘n’ yer gonna loze it
We’s jus’ wanna gives ya all a beatin’
Gonna make ya good ‘n’ dead

We’s all gonna blow ya up
We’s all gonna put ya down
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya
We’s all gonna make ya cry
You’s all gonna say good-bye
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya

We’s all gonna blow ya up
We’s all gonna put ya down
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya
We’s all gonna make ya cry
You’s all gonna say good-bye
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya

We’s all gonna blow ya up
We’s all gonna put ya down
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya
We’s all gonna make ya cry
You’s all gonna say good-bye
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya

The lines are juuust a bit too big to fit the tune i think, but fantastic stuff.

>>20798683

That's because he repeated the chorus instead of just writing 2x or 3x or whatever,

It fits perfect.

>>20798700
Uh no, i meant that
>We’s all gonna blow ya up
is like a syllable too long. I think. I am terrible at music-related business, but it's what it sounded like when i saw the thread and immediately began singing it out loud.

needs to be youtubed

>>20798714
Never gonna give you up = 7 syllables

We's all gonna blow ya up = 7 syllables
(we's is one syllable)

>>20798718
Seconded

You've been Orkrolled

WAAAAGH!

inb4 welcome to the black crusade

File: 1348162948725.jpg-(1.03 MB, 748x5000, Orkishbeprepared.jpg)

Ork musical, you say?

>>20798782
PLEASE! Never heard of this one.

File: 1348163388952.jpg-(79 KB, 580x436, TheArchivist.jpg)

I hereby seal this thread with my approval.

It shall be saved for posterity and the enjoyment of future /tg/ generations.

>>20798842
I don't remember it all. Someone probably does. But that someone is not me.

Haven't seen it posted in a while, come to think of it.

>>20798860
Now all we need is for someone to put it on 1d4chan

>>20798870
When I was
A young boy,
Warmaster took me down to High Terra
To see a marching band.

He said,
"Son when you grow up
Will you be the leader of the traitors,
the mutants and the damned?"

He said
"Will you defeat them,
The Emprah, and all his fool believers,
the plans that they have made?"

Because one day I'll leave you,
to lead them out of the Eye of Terror,
To join the Black Crusades."

>>20798919
Sometimes I get the feeling
He's watching over me.
And other times the Gods simply say no.

Through it all,
The rise and fall,
The bodies in the Gate.
And though you're gone we all want you to know

We'll Carry on,
We'll Carry on
Though your dead and gone believe me
Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on

And in our hearts we cant contain it
The anthem wont explain it.

>>20798926
The worlds that we send reeling
With decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill them all

Our Legion Black
We'll take it back
Lets shout it loud and clear
Defiant to the end we hear the call

To carry on
We'll carry on
Though you're dead and gone believe me
Your legacy will carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're broken and defeated
Your weary children will march

And on we carry through the fears
Ooh oh ohhhh
Disappointed faces of our peers
Ooh oh ohhhh
Take a look at us
Cause we could not care at
All

>>20798930
Do or die
You'll never make me
Because the world,
Will never take my heart
Go and try,
You'll never break me
We want it all,
We want to play this part

I won't explain
Or say I'm sorry
I'm unashamed I'm gonna show my scar
Give a cheer
For all the broken
Listen here
Because it's who we are

>>20798934
I'm just a man,
I'm not a hero
Just a boy, who had to sing this song
I'm just a man,
I'm not a hero
I
don't
care

We'll carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're dead and gone believe me
You're memory will carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're broken and defeated
Your weary children will march on

We'll carry on

>>20798938
I'm missing something. Oh well.

We need more of these!

>>20798987
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2727253/

We have more. And I know somewhere some ork wants to be the very best that no one ever WAAAGH!!, but I can't find it.

>>20799005
I mean we must make more.

>>20799005
I wannsta be the very best
Like no ork ever WAAAGH!
To fight them is my real test
To krump them is my cause

I will travel across the lands
Chopper swinging wide
It's the WAAGH to understand
the power that's inside!

FOR THE WAAAGH!
It's you verse me
I know it's my destiny
FOR THE WAAAGH!!
Oh, I'll kill you dead
Let the krumpin never end
FOR THE WAAAGH!!
A heart so true
Orkiness will put us through

You stab me and I'll stab you for the WAAAGH!!
Gotta krump em all, for the WAAAGH!!

Not my best, but the best I can do on short notice.

>>20799042
Cool. We'll wait for you to finish yours.

>>20799042
Oh. Uh...I got nothin. Gimme a song. Actually, I'ma try to get some Van Halen up in this bitch...

>>20799053
Still trying to figure out what song to use.

Bit simplistic, but I can't do much without destroying the flow.
I'm the Guardsman

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do


Everybody dies one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the Guardsman can do it
So can you
Everybody says that the Guardsman dies
But doesn't ever die when he fights
But what you don't know
I'm gonna tell you right now
That the dying and the fight is the same thing
Yo, I'm the Guardsman
Where's the Guardsman? Guardsman.

Why should we be pleasing any Chaos heathens who would
Try to change the planets if they could
The state of their condition
Insults all our traditions
And it only makes me zealous and my heart like wood

Everybody dies one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the Guardsman can do it, brother
So can you, I'm the Guardsman

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do

Everybody dies one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the Guardsman can do it
So can you

I hear you ask all about the meaning of death
Well I'm the professor and all I can tell you
Is while you're still biting
The saints are still fighting
'Cause things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be spawned
I'm the Guardsman

I'm the Guardsman

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo

Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do

Yeah! I'm the Guardsman.

Where's The Guardsman?

I'm the Guardsman
Repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
I'm the Guardsman.
Sing along with me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
Yeah!
I'm the Guardsman

>>20799075
>>20799091
My sides

Shame on the Warp
For places I've been, and what I've seen
For giving me the strangest dreams
But you never let me know just what they mean!

And oh, Shame on the warp
And shame on you

You've stolen my soul, snatched it away
But I saw His light and I never want to die
Now you know the reason why

Oh, shame on the Warp
You don't care what you've done
So I think I'd better run

>>20799162
I don't think I can do anymore of this :/

>>20798798
That was magical. A triple hats of to you, sire.

File: 1348171652036.jpg-(69 KB, 670x510, Long John Silver.jpg)

Commencing brief revival.

pic related to the adaptation

Horus: But you're nothing but murderous Traitors!
Lorgar: Traitors?! HA! Oh brother, if that's what you think, you'd be dead wrong
When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
My Gods said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a loyalist or perhaps a Sergeant here
My boy why not consider a more challenging career"
Traitors: Hey ho ho
You'll warp to foreign lands
And you'll keep your mind and body sound
By killing out of hand
Lorgar: True friendship and corruption are what we can't live without
All: And when you're a professional Traitor
Erebus: That's what the job's about
Lorgar: "Upstage, lads, this is my ONLY number!"
Now take Sir Leman Russ, the Thousand Sons despise him
But to the Space Wolves he's a hero and they idolize him
It's how you look at mutineers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of an unholy brotherhood
Traitors: Hey ho ho
We're honorable men
And before we eviscerate a man we will always count to ten
Lorgar: On occasion there may be someone you have to sacrifice
All: But when your a professional Traitor
Eliphas: You don't have to wear some tights..... what?

Kor Phaeron: I could have been a Psyker
I like taking things apart
Argel Tal: I could have been a techpriest
But I just had too much heart
Jarelak: I could have been a Thousand Son
Cause I've always been a big thinker
Traitor: And me...I could have been a Soul Drinker
Lorgar: Some say that Traitors convert and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
We'd never start a black crusade, we'd never lie or cheat
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet

Tell The truth Horus, do you really think the Primarchs and the Emperor will share the Imperium with the likes of us?
Can’t hear you brother…No?
And we being the rightful owners, who shed our blood getting it here!
Join us Horus, worship the dark Gods, and get a full share!

All: Hey ho ho
It's one for all for one
And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son
We're Space marines of darkness and that's what we're proud to be
And when your a professional Traitor
Lorgar: You'll be honest brave and free
The soul of decency
You'll be unloyal and fair and on the square
And most importantly
All: When you're a professional Traitor
You're always in the best of company

File: 1348172671473.jpg-(105 KB, 382x571, pious and I know it.jpg)

Yeah, yeah
When I walk on by, heretics be looking like damn he fly
I purge to the beat, walking on the street in my new stub-heat, yeah
This is how I roll, carapace, flamers outta control,
It's brothers with the big bolters
And like the Emp's I ain't gonna' falter
Ah... Girl look at that bolter
Ah... Girl look at that bolter
Ah... Girl look at that bolter
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that bolter
Ah... Girl look at that bolter
Ah... Girl look at that bolter
Ah... I work out

When I walk in the hive, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my heart and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm pious and I know it!

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>>20800074
>>20800088
>>20800095

You are the greatest person I have ever met

liek dis if u cry evry tiem

this thread is literally one of the best threads i've seen in a year.

For a long time we've been cruising off to battle.
Through thundering Warp, we hear the whole craft rattle.
In the wretched storm, madness threatens our entire corp...
Hey! Think of instead the Emperor we're fighting for!
(Huh?)
That's what I said the Emperor we're fighting for!

I hear he's brighter than the sun, with eyes that shine like stars,
Stories marvel at his strength, and praise his battle scars.

It doesn't matter where you're from or what you fight like
As long as your faith in the Emperor's stone-like!
XENO?
MUTANT?
HERETIC?
BLAMM!

All the Primarchs thought that he was quite the charmer.
And I bet the ladies loved his power armor.

You can guess what we've thought of most
Since we've been off to war?

Who do we praise?
The Emperor we're fighting for!

>>20803956
And then they walk into a Chaos ravaged village and the good times come to an abrupt halt

Zoom in on female Guardsman picking up a discarded doll

>>20804032
Grim, dark GRIMDARK is grim and dark

The Emperor has no faults, that anyone can find.
Uh, how about that psyker might, how he directs us with his mind?
(Eh, I guess that's cool.)
My pious ways and eternal praise are sure to be a pleaser!
He thinks he's such a true believer.

I've got a shrine back home that's unlike any other
Yeah, the only one who prays there is his mother.

But when we return to Terra in victory
We'll line up at his door!

Who do we praise?
The Emperor we're fighting for!

His will be done-- The Imperium's God-Emperorr!
[Whistling bit] The Emperor we're fighting---
[Ship leaves the Warp, the world they were headed for is overtaken by Chaos. They watch in horror as Imperium ships begin Exterminatus.]

Mulan is a psyker that was hidden from the Black Ships and decides to restore her family's honor by joining up with the Imperial Guard. She may or may not still be posing as a dude.

>>20798735

>owned the other faggot

Ya get's krumped! Ya gets stomped, den you'z smashed down.
Cuz I'z tuff! Yeah, I'z da tuffest aroun'.
An'I wun cuz it's boy against nob.
So go and krump all dose odder gits until ya gets hard.

Oi, can't yer see me standin''ere,
I got's me hands all on me dakka machine.
I'll be der last fing you'z seen.
Yeah, cuz I'z mean an'I'z green!

Might as well krump!
(Krump!)
Might as well krump.
Go 'head an'krump.
(Krump!)
Go 'head an'krump!

Oi, you!
Oo said dat?
Ya gits, you'z bin seen.
Dey ain't s'posed ta know
Commandoz're ere until dey's stuck in.

So can't yer see me standin''ere,
I got's me hands all on me dakka machine.
I'll be der last fing you'z seen.
Yeah, cuz I'z mean an'I'z green!

Might as well krump!
(Krump!)
Might as well krump.
Go 'head an'krump.
(Krump!)
Go 'head an'krump!

>>20804710
Should have mentioned, not the guy who promised van halen.

I kicked a grot down a well
No reason, just bored as all hell
I looked to you as he fell
And now you're in my way

I trade my soul for a fight
Shootas and teefs for bite
At krumpin' gits day 'n' night
But now you're in my way
Your stare was holdin'
Spiked chains, klaw was glowin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're going, ya git?

Oi, I just met you, and you look real tough
So here's a choppa, come fight me maybe...

(Never again.)

File: 1348202537469.jpg-(75 KB, 873x627, m1241265_99060103101_BigM(...).jpg)

(IF YOU GITS CAN'T TELL WUT DA TUNE IZ DEN UZ MUCKIN ABOUT!)

Look at dese bitz, ain't dey all flash
But I builds dem from old humie trash
An' Wouldn' you tink imma Mek dats got...everting?
Look at my kans
and dead killy rams
Ow much dakka is enuff for da klan?
Lookin around you'd tink, "bloody 'ell! he's got everting!"
I gots shootas and choppas, ded killy
I gots bikes and wagons an more
Ya git! You want klaws? I got twenty!
But who cares? No big ting, I want more!
I wanna be, where da humies is
I wanna see, wanna see em drivin
Muckin around en dem, whats dey call em? Oh, Cheesemeras.
Lootin da junk you don't get too far,
WAAGH's needed for fightin, lootin
Taking all dose, whats dey call dem? Lemons?
Where dey all blam, and in dere plants
Where dey make dere big fukkin gargants!
With all dose bits an flashyy shit,
I'd loot all dere tanks!
Who should I krump or maybe just bump, to mess with dere Baneblades?
How many teef, should I just theif, to spend a day with dere meks?
Betcha dose gits, just muck around,
Wasting all of dat dakka
Proppa Morky, maybe Morky?
Dats wut I'd be!
I'm redy to loot what da humies got
Maybe git some boyz to krump dose mahreens
And den take dere, wuts we call dose?
Dreds?
Where are dose boyz?
Come on you gits, lets loot some humie shit!
Out dere I'll get
and don't you gits forget!
To loot all dere tanks!

> tfw I don't recognize most of these tunes
Help please?

>>20807625
I don't recognize a couple myself, but I'll tell you what I do know

>>20798635
never gonna give you up (duh)

>>20798919
Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance

>>20799049
Pokemon theme

>>20799075
some song by Scatman. Forget which one.

>>20799162
dunno

>>20800088
When You're a Professional Pirate, from the muppet treasure island

>>20800233
I'm sexy and I know it

>>20803768
A girl worth fighting for, from Mulan

>>20804710
dunno

>>20805039
Call me maybe?

>>20805677
apparently I iz mucking about, 'cus I don't got da kno watz ta unnerstand 'at

>>20799162
"Shame on the Night" by Dio

File: 1348245034943.jpg-(46 KB, 180x427, The Emperor.jpg)

Now this is the story all about how
The universe got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit on the floor
I'll tell you how I became the holy undead God Emperor!

In Central Anatolia born and raised
Formed from all the shamans killing themselves in one day
Chilling out, maxing, killing daemons all cool
And using my mind powers to prevent their rule
When my entire race, they were up to no good
Started blowing up shit in the neighbourhood
I got in billions of fights and let out a roar
And yelled "Shut up you faggots, now I'm the Emperor!"

I created the primarchs to help spread some fear
Their pauldrons were huge and they even had guns in the rear
Chaos was pissed and couldn't stand for anymore
Scattered my generals and laughed "Take that Emperor!"

I got back the primarchs, about seven or eight
Horus got all pissy, and sealed all our fates
Obliterated his ass, then fell to the floor
Now I'm on the Golden Throne, as the God Emperor!

>>20808694
>apparently I iz mucking about, 'cus I don't got da kno watz ta unnerstand 'at
LITTLE MERMAID, YA GIT

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This planet's sleeping like a soldier
trapped inside of an iron hand.
Dark faith can keep you living,
but what happens when you find the crusade's begun?
Pull the trigger, burn it all, you won't be able to live.
So either way you're a casualty.

I've got this burning like my veins are filled
with nothing but heresy.
And with a spark,
it's gonna be the biggest fire they've ever seen.
Cut me down or let me run,
either way it's all gonna burn...
The only way that they'll ever learn

We've got to burn it off,

Pull a trigger.

Light up the witch!

There is a planet that heresy can't hide.
There are the embers of a faith that's gone out,
But I can still feel the heat on my skin
This mess we're in, well you and I,
maybe you and I,
We can still make it right.

Maybe we can bring down the witch.

File: 1348247293646.jpg-(119 KB, 1111x1600, 1313183352001.jpg)

At the heart of the city there is a temple that looks down over all there is.
And the girl in the tower controls it all without raising a single fist.
It's like they gathered up the planet, they sold it to the demons, and now
It's gone to hell and they wonder how.

Well, a friend once told me:
Men, they would follow anyone who would lead the faith.
Now the faith is going out of control; what would they do if we show them truth?
If you destroy the chaos cultists, what you'll get is a broken cult.
A beacon of light from a burning bitch.

Light it up.
Light up the witch.

There is a planet that heresy can't hide.
There are the embers of a faith that's gone out,
But I can still feel the heat on my skin
This mess we're in, well you and I,
maybe you and I,
We can light up the witch.

There is a planet that heresy can't hide
There is a fire that will burn through the streets of the planet, and we will stand in the light.
We will stand in the light,
you and I.
You and I.
We can bring down the witch.

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(The Trooper) (Not much modification required)

You'll take my life but I'll take yours too
You'll fire your lasgun but I'll run you through
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'd better stand there's no turning back.

The Bugle sounds and the charge begins
But on this battlefield no one wins
The smell of acrid smoke and horses breath
As I plunge on into certain death.

The horse he sweats with fear we break to run
The mighty roar of the cultist's guns
And as we race towards the mutant wall
The screams of pain as my comrades fall.

We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground
And the cultists fire another round
We get so near yet so far away
We won't live to fight another day.

We get so close, near enough to fight
When a cultist gets me in his sights
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow
A burst of rounds take my horse below.

And as I lay there gazing at the sky
My body's numb and my throat is dry
And as I lay forgotten and alone
Without a tear I draw my parting groan.

I am the one, Orgasmatron, the outstretched grasping hand
My image is of agony, my servants rape the land
Obsequious and arrogant, clandestine and vain
Ten thousand years of misery, of torture in my name
Hypocrisy made paramount, paranoia the law
My name is called religion, sadistic, sacred whore.

I twist the truth, I rule the world, my crown is called deceit
I am the emperor of lies, you grovel at my feet
I rob you and I slaughter you, your downfall is my gain
And still you play the sycophant and revel in my pain
And all my promises are lies, all my love is hate
I am the politician, and I decide your fate

I march before a martyred world, an army for the fight
I speak to great heroic days, of victory and might
I hold a banner drenched in blood, I urge you to be brave
I lead you to your destiny, I lead you to your grave
Your bones will build my palaces, your eyes will stud my crown
For I am Mars, the god of war, and I will cut you down.

>I literally only changed two thousand for ten thousand and now it's about the Emperor.

>>20798798
>music
that "Be prepared"?

This thread made my day.

On a warm summer evening
Sipping on some cold Bud Light
A game or two to pass the time
Let's make this a fun night

When the players have gathered 'round
And the skill rolls are alright
The sound of "half-fae catboy"
Falls throughout the room tonight

"Original character, do not steal"
Says that one weird of friend of yours
The scattered noses fear his smell
>implying it isn't yours

On the black shirt: stains
Soap can't contain
With washing - they won't go
Through ire and rage, and once again we know

And now he's rolling, we see
we see the 4, he cries for more
On towards the wilderness - our quest carries on
On beyond the trap-elf
On beyond the crude slights
Deep inside our dice and all our rolls

So go away and wait for the day
When we can stand your presence again
You can't restrain your fetish
But we'll go on okay
Through That Guy and his roleplay: we carry on!

>>20810984
>regicide
learn words that guy. what a stupid head.

The blood on the meadow is fresh and warm
The forces of change run free
But gathered together to greet the storm
Tomorrow belongs to me

The branch on the tree is sickly and rotten
The Eye gives it's terror for all to see
But somewhere a glory awaits unseen
Tomorrow belongs to me

The daemon prince opens his eyes
His excess embraces the free
But soon says a whisper, arise, arise
Tomorrow belongs to me

Now Dark Gods, Dark Gods, show us the sign
Your children have waited to see
The morning will come when the galaxy is mine
Tomorrow belongs
Tomorrow belongs
Tomorrow belongs to me!

Now Dark Gods, Dark Gods, show us the sign
Your children have waited to see
The morning will come when the galaxy is mine
Tomorrow belongs
Tomorrow belongs
Tomorrow belongs to me!