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PREVIOUSLY ON LADY ROBOT MASTER QUEST:
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20726261/

You are Blade Woman, your mission is to spread the MORRIGAN virus throughout every single Robot Master in Mega Man history. This is part of Dr. Wily's latest plan, which is hella awesome, like his other plans that involved disguising himself as Mr. X, making buildings shaped like skulls, and stealing an alien energy source for no reason.

You were about to select another Robot Master to put the moves on.
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You have already infected all these guys, and are infected with two other Stalker viruses.

See, those are other versions of the MORRIGAN virus. You've already fought and defeated Shade Man, Blade Man, and Flash Man who carried the DEMITRI, HSIENKO, and PYRON viruses respectively. Cut Man's JEDAH virus was benign, so you let him go.

Still infected with two more, which is bad. Wow, this all seems really stupid.

You also selected the following upgrades:
>Class - More respectable
>Wisdom - You got a Wikipedia in your head
>Charm - The less said about this the better, MAXED OUT
>Skill - Can demonstrate an impressive talent at will
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FAQ:
>this is terrible, you are terrible. report/sage/etc
I ain't drawing no porn, this is just softcore silly fun. That's it, no nudity, never. Give it a shot, might enjoy it maybe?

>i am morbidly interested in this, but i never know when you update
I'm keeping a semi-regular schedule, I make sure to tell you when the next update will be at the end of every chapter now. If that's not enough, you can get up to the minute updates on my twitter: https://twitter.com/bizarroDF

That about covers it, what do?
>_
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>>20790841
Let's borrow that traps catalog from Brightman, and get some shit ordered for our room.
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>>20790873
Hell yes. What if Megaman attacks as we bed try to bed our last RM? We need some deterrents dammit!
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You take a look at the latest issue of Traps Illustrated.

It occurs to you that you can probably get any trap in this thing, spikey shit, those disappearo blocks, whatever. Thing is, the more arduous your personal lair is, the more likely it is that any would be attacker would go get some weapons BEFORE facing you.

Alternatively, if your lair is too easy to get through, than your attacker would have a pretty easy time defeating you, so a middle ground should be your goal.
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You take another look at your room, now in all honesty, when you're deployed, your quarters will be transported to the top of some other incredibly improbable location, but the framework of your quarters will be issued to the construction robots in the area to use as a model for how you like your lair.

Wow, it's been 400 pages since you were last drawn this waya while since you last took a good look at this place.
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>>20791029
Are there... non-lethal spikes? Spikes that don't cause insta-death? Get some droppy platforms over non-lethal spikes, so that if he fails the jumps, he has to go back and do 'em again, probably to get dropped on the spikes again.

And some disappearing blocks to bypass a wall.
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You consider what you want to do.

Some of those disappearing blocks would be sweet, along with maybe some droppy platforms over those technically avoidable, difficult to kill, go fast when you stand near em things.

Those are probably the closest thing to non-lethal spikes 'round these parts.
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>>20791313
Can we install those annoying beams from Quick Man's stage? That way, any time stop would be used up by the time somebody ends up at our door.
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>>20791360
Ugh, no. Those things are too bullshit to deal with.

We should have some retracting blade themed traps, too. Have rows of sword pop out of the background, and/or floor.
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>>20791313
What about just a room with nothing in it?

Just empty space. Maybe a miscoloured ceiling tile.

It would creep ME out.
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You consider those instant-kill laser beams from Quick Man's stage... but then you remember how that worked out for Quick Man.

Sometimes only very skilled combatants could get past them, so you would have to deal with a very agile and capable fighter who is armed to the teeth with time stop weaponry.

Alternatively, people with bullshit traps that require a specific weapon to deal with tend to have multiple weaknesses, just as he was with the Crash Bomber.
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>>20791360
Combine that with lots of spammy enemies so that if he takes a hit, he's stunned and the beams eat him.
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>>20791435
That's good for a bit, yeah.
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>>20791450
How about a shield that says: "Please don't kill me, and you're breaking into my home. Why would a good guy do this?"
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>>20791435
>>20791469
Make a room with absolutely NOTHING in it other than spikes all over the ceiling.
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Self-replicating enemies with weak homing attacks and random patterns so they are a pain in the ass to kill and almost impossible to bypass? Mostly to whittle the player's HP.
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>>20791450
1-shot apples.
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Perhaps some bad guys to fuck him up on the laser grid?

That pretty much guarantees that anyone that gets through it will be able to wreck your shit, I mean, if they can get through THAT...

You consider a sign asking him to just leave you alone, and then a ceiling of spikes, just to mess with him. This idea is not a bad one.

Endlessly respawning enemies with weak homing attacks... and some swords popping out of the ground? This speaks of good level design, THIS idea is a solid one, definitely.
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>>20791653
Oh, oh, oh, I got one!

It's actually safer to slide on this thing; and the fake Metools could be an actual life-ups in the easier modes.
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You're beginning to see the real feng shui of the place, yeah, big ass swords shooting outta the ground, outta the ceiling, yeah, maybe some items to to taunt more greedy assailants.

You look back to the magazine, and find an interesting article on this award winning trap designer named Sen. Apparently this guy build a whole fortress outta shit like that.
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>>20791984
Maybe knight man would know some things about traps.
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Enthralled by the prospect of having some wicked ass traps, you give Knight Man a call and ask for some pointers.

He tells you most trap designers want to deceive the victim, to trick them. This is not his way, if you ask him you should have your opponent know what he's in for, they should look at what you've got and be like 'well, here comes some shit.'

At least, that's how he looks at it.
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>>20792204
Sounds like he'd be for more swords an' shit
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You tell him what ideas you have so far, like with swords everywhere.

He says that's a great idea, probably with like some differently styled tiles that the swords pop out of, again, that's just his opinion though.
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>>20792610
Thank him for his advice, hang up, reflect on what's been proposed so far, 'cause there's no way I can review 'em on my phone.
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You consider what has been suggested.

Ideas include:
>Swords shooting up out of the floor
>Respawning enemies with guns
>Super fast insant kill lasers
>Platforms that drop people onto hard to kill/avoid enemies
>Messages begging for mercy
>Spiked ceilings that do nothing
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>>20792742
These are fantastic ideas. I like the swords and the annoying platforms the most.
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>>20792742
I think they're all good, other than the friggin lasers.
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>>20792742
Make the enemies throw knives, it's more to theme.
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You scrap the lasers, and change the respawning enemy guys to little dudes that throw knives, yeah, this is really coming together now.
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Sweet! Okay now lets call the contractor, set up some construction and I dunno... kidnap Roll or something. That's how those dudes in video games always lure the hero into their traps right?
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>>20792954
We're just setting up in the inevitable eventuality of fighting Mega Man, we don't need to go looking for him.
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You call up some people and get all the shit built.

>SOME TIME LATER

Aw yeah, all that shit got built.

Now, how to goad someone into running through it?
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>>20793044
But look how happy we are! We have to test it!

We'll just leave her tied up and not be around when the dude shows up.
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WHUP, LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T NEED TO

You heard the silent alarm, looks like someone is making an attempt on your shit anyway. oh man, oh jeez
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>>20793096
Aw sheet.

I think it's time to scram.
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>>20793096
HIDE BEHIND THE SIGN!
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You get the hell outta here, and get to your quarters, where you can watch the show.

DAMN THIS POOR CONNECTION

oh well, it should get better after a little while, whoever this guy is, his game is probably up
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>>20793135
What? No, we should wait at the end, as is proper.
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WELL FUCK, HE JUST JUMPED OVER THAT SHIT

oh well he's no match for the next thing
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>>20793166
See if we can improve the connection. Also, get more spikey guys for under the platform.
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>>20793211
And a bigger wall... with a knifeguy sitting on top.
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You take some notes, this is alright, you know, QA is necessary for good level design.

You also manage to improve the connection a little.

BUT HE CAN'T GET PAST THESE GUYS
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>>20793244
Go dudes! Throw your knives!
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>>20793244
Yeah! Go you adorable little bastards!
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THE KNIVES DID NOTHING

HE JUST KICKED ALL THEIR HEADS OFF

asfjkghalkg
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>>20793244
Could that be charge man? We should switch to something he's not good against.
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>>20793266
Okay. Okay, it's cool. We've still got the big stabby swords and the scary spike room and the sign right?

We're good. He doesn't stand a chance.

Did we remember to install an escape chute or anything?
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CAUSE ALL THOSE OTHER ROBOT MASTERS HAD CONVENIENT ESCAPE CHUTES

AHAHA

Whatever, there's no way he'll get past the hallway of fucking nothing and the easily visible timing-based sword trap.
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>>20793318
HE'S SIMON BELMONT ISN'T HE?!
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nuoh my god
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>>20793346
There's no refund for these traps, is there.
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Well, he's almost here, lotta good fucking with the connection did you, you're gonna be face to face with him and his friend in a second.

or did you not notice the spooky shadow following him the whole time

cause thats been there
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>>20793368
Of course there is, thirty days or until... destroyed by invad...

FUCK!
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OH MY GOD ITS

not simon belmont

its

its
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Quite a masculine robot isn't he? He's getting all my lubricants viscose.
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>>20793405
DAVID BOWIE?!
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>>20793405
*gasp*
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>>20793405
Ace Dick, Private Eye.
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jimmy lee, and pharaoh man in a dumb looking trenchcoat

man, what the hell
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>>20793467
Why are they breaking all our stuff? Those knife-throwing robots aren't cheap. I guess.
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>>20793467
Well that's just not cool.

Well I suppose this is where we monologue for a bit.
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>>20793467
"Okay, what?"
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>>20793509
"You guys... you didn't see the sign?"
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You ask what all this shit is about.

Pharaoh Man says it's about Stalker shit, he has one, you know how it is.

alright, but why's jimmy lee here?

Jimmy's here to kill you, gets it done, and Pharaoh Man makes him Shadowboss. That's how it works apparently.
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>>20793570
Well tell them that's just not cricket, and we won't stand for that.
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>>20793570
Uhhh Uhhh... surprise sword to the gut?
Shit I don't know anything about these humans and how they work.
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>>20793570
Switch to Flash Stopper and paralyze that motherfucker.
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>>20793570
"Huh. Okay. Let's do this, then."

Equip Time Stopper & Flash Stopper, use both, and get all BladeWoman on Phoraoh man's ass.

By which I mean cut him up. We already fucked him.
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You decide to try surprising him with a knife to the gut.

...you then realize you're fighting Jimmy Lee, THE Jimmy Lee, one of the dragon twins. You realize this as soon as he grabs your arm mid-swing, grabs your head, and then knees you in the head. He's like... what're you stupid?
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You switch to the Time Stopper.

Before you use it, Pharaoh Man tells you that might not be such a good idea.
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>>20793715
Really like your coat. Reminds me of Hellboy's. Also, what?
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>>20793715
"Your trench coat wasn't a good idea. Seriously, you look Hella Dumb man."
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>>20793730
>>20793733
"Your coat is mediocre and you look so-so in it. Also, what?"
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You make a neutral comment about his coat and ask him what he means.

He asks you if you think he's seriously going to tell you what he means, in the middle of a boss fight. Really?
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>>20793770
>Implying this is a boss fight. This is only stage 1.

Stage two starts when you drop those pants.
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>>20793770
Fucker.

Evade Jimmy's oncoming attack, then retort with a "You don't hold a candle to Cody or Haggar. Heck, not even Guy!"
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You dodge Jimmy's attack using SKILL and tell him he is certainly not the most engaging beat-em-up character.

He says he knows that, and in order to improve his status he needs to be the Shadowboss. You see, this is a prequel to Double Dragon. Mega Man take place in the future, and also the '80s.
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>>20793857
> Mega Man take place in the future, and also the '80s.
QUICK
TIME STOPPER
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Nah, nah, Pharoah Man's right. We should be using Flash Stopper.

Why he's weak to bright shit when he uses solar power, I do not know.
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You switch to the Flash Stopper... which has the exact same palette, but I assure you, you've switched.

Pharaoh Man notices, and tells you to give him your best shot, seriously. Because those default type advantages have worked SO WELL FOR YOU against other Stalkers.
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>>20793998
Ok, what's your game? Obviously, he's concealing a pallete swap under that boss coat.
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You ask what bullshit he's up to.

He asks you what, him? He's not doin' nothin', go ahead and do your time stoppin' thing, whatever, yeah, go for it.
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>>20793998
Damnit, that's a good point. Fuck it. BEEEEEEEEES

On Jimmy.
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>>20794055
Tell him you will, you'll do it!

Then punch him in the nose.
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>>Use Flash Stopper anyhow, it's not like he can fucking move afterwards. Then spam everything we have with that has a lasting effect or semi-autonomous.
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>>20794060
Or the old "blade-through-the-face" technique.
Wait, can't we now mix the blades with elements?
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>>20794085
IIRC, we can equip two sub-weapons, in addition to our own Reach Blade.
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>>20794085
>>20794093
all special power tricks are listed on the bottom of
>>20790841

you can imbue the reach blade with the effects of two weapons, one on your left, and one on your right
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>>20794104
Ah, I misunderstood that, then.

Sadly, I must be away for the night.
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You hit Jimmy with some bees.

Ah bees, are there any NES characters you can't annoy?
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You decide to give Time Stopper a shot, what can happen right?
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Apparently what happens is... nothing.

Nothing out of the ordinary.

Hmm.

You guess Pharaoh Man's Stalker's power was able to convince people of shit that was obviously not true?

That makes sense, it would certainly explain why he was dressed like the guy from Metal Gear Solid who could do that.

Welp, time to kill him.
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>>20794316
Oh, he was possesing some guy. Oh well.
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>>20794334
>>20794340
Or not.
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>>20794340
He's got a thing, that can't be good.

How's our bee'd friend looking?
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>>20794359
that's a Stalker, which you've dealt with

>>20794354
>>20794334
that's robot goo or something

PHARAOH SHOT has evolved into PHARAOH SWAG
>All male Robot Masters are weak against this. This is weak against all female Robot Masters. Once equipped, cannot be unequipped until encounter is over.
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Now that that's over, you go ahead and see how Jimmy's doing.

Looks like he took care of the bees with a fireball. ...and with Pharaoh Man dead, well, guess he's not gonna be Shadowboss any time soon. That's fine, this other weird skull guy wants the job, he can have it. Maybe he and his bro can go beat him up over something really silly, you know, get back to his roots.
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>>20794399
>All male Robot Masters are weak against this. This is weak against all female Robot Masters
Wait, what.
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>>20794433
Right. Have a good day then.

Unless he has any advice on the traps. He seemed to get through them far too easily. We obviously need to improve them, and he's clearly seen a fair share of traps in his time.
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Welp, guess that's all well that ends well!

I mean, sure, you didn't even have sex with anybody this time... hmm, actually, this is the first time... wow, this is weird.

OH WELL, THAT'LL DO FOR TONIGHT

SEE YOU NEXT TIME /tg/, SAME BOARD, SAME TIME, AND EVEN THE SAME DAY NEXT WEEK, WOW, I'M GETTING INTO A ROUTINE

oh, and before he leaves, you ask Jimmy for any trap tips.

he says maybe have that spike ceiling lower? or move somehow? cause it aint doin shit
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>>20794485
you heard me

granted, there aren't a lot of female robot masters.. and you've already banged both of them, but it's there

it is a very effective weapon against male robot masters, but female robot masters will have you at a loss for words, pharaoh man isn't exactly a ladies man


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