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Bizarro Drawfag
Lady Robot Master Quest P(...) 09/14/12(Fri)20:03
No.20726261

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Lady Robot Master Quest Part 22 Bizarro Drawfag 09/14/12(Fri)20:03 No.20726261

PREVIOUSLY ON LADY ROBOT MASTER QUEST:
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20626498/
>My internet connection done fucked up

You are Blade Woman, your mission is to spread the MORRIGAN virus throughout every single Robot Master in Mega Man history. This is part of Dr. Wily's latest plan, which is hella awesome, like his other plans that involved disguising himself as Mr. X, making buildings shaped like skulls, and stealing an alien energy source for no reason.

You were in the middle of talking to Plant Man with the Hornet Chaser equipped. He was talking about how Dr. Wily has him making robot plants for no reason.

Bizarro Drawfag
09/14/12(Fri)20:04
No.20726276

Bizarro Drawfag 09/14/12(Fri)20:04 No.20726276

File: 1347667478027.png-(96 KB, 1583x681, infection progress.png)

You have already infected all these guys, and are infected with two other Stalker viruses.

See, those are other versions of the MORRIGAN virus. You've already fought and defeated Shade Man, Blade Man, and Flash Man who carried the DEMITRI, HSIENKO, and PYRON viruses respectively. Cut Man's JEDAH virus was benign, so you let him go.

Still infected with two more, which is bad. Wow, this all seems really stupid.

You also selected the following upgrades:
>Class - More respectable
>Wisdom - You got a Wikipedia in your head
>Charm - The less said about this the better, MAXED OUT
>Skill - Can demonstrate an impressive talent at will

Bizarro Drawfag
09/14/12(Fri)20:05
No.20726288

Bizarro Drawfag 09/14/12(Fri)20:05 No.20726288

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FAQ:
>this is terrible, you are terrible. report/sage/etc
I ain't drawing no porn, this is just softcore silly fun. That's it, no nudity, never. Give it a shot, might enjoy it maybe?

>i am morbidly interested in this, but i never know when you update
I'm keeping a semi-regular schedule, I make sure to tell you when the next update will be at the end of every chapter now. If that's not enough, you can get up to the minute updates on my twitter: https://twitter.com/bizarroDF

That about covers it, what do?
>_

!UdzMmUq0Oc
09/14/12(Fri)20:10
No.20726341

!UdzMmUq0Oc 09/14/12(Fri)20:10 No.20726341

>>20726288
"So... how do robot plants even work? Can they actually grow like normal plants?"

Bizarro Drawfag
09/14/12(Fri)20:18
No.20726415

Bizarro Drawfag 09/14/12(Fri)20:18 No.20726415

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You ask if robot plants can grow like real plants.

He tells you that they do, as they're actually a blend of natural plants and synthetic tissue. Between the nanobots and neuropozyne fertilizer, the machine and organic parts should grow in a fairly synchronized rate.

He seems quite proud of this.

!UdzMmUq0Oc
09/14/12(Fri)20:30
No.20726520

!UdzMmUq0Oc 09/14/12(Fri)20:30 No.20726520

"That's amazing. What about, uh, reproductin?"

Damn it, I can't be the only one here.

Anonymous
09/14/12(Fri)20:33
No.20726550

Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)20:33 No.20726550

>>20726415
Well... since we're here, uh...

"Why don't you show me how the birds and the bees work blink blink?"

Bizarro Drawfag
09/14/12(Fri)20:36
No.20726588

Bizarro Drawfag 09/14/12(Fri)20:36 No.20726588

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You ask him if the plants are capable of reproduction, hint hint.

He says no, he's gotten them to grow remarkably fast but they don't currently bear fruit. Ah well, that's the advantage of cyborg plants, he can patch that in when he gets it figured out.

!UdzMmUq0Oc
09/14/12(Fri)20:49
No.20726682

!UdzMmUq0Oc 09/14/12(Fri)20:49 No.20726682

>>20726588
Inquire if he can use some pollinating himself, if he knows what we mean.

Anonymous
09/14/12(Fri)20:50
No.20726693

Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)20:50 No.20726693

Actually, this is kind of interesting. Has he made any fancy new types of flower?

Also compliment him on his change from red with yellow polka dots to green, it's very fetching.

Anonymous
09/14/12(Fri)21:01
No.20726788

Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)21:01 No.20726788

So, judging from what was deduced like... What, two threads ago, this is the list of possible Stalker-carrying Robot Masters that we've infected so far (not counting the past few threads).

Sheep Man can be ruled out, since we've already encountered a Stalker from 10, as can Heat Man, as we've encountered a stalker from 2. We haven't been able to identify a stalker from the 4th wave of Robot masters, so Pharaoh Man may be suspect.

Bizarro Drawfag
09/14/12(Fri)21:02
No.20726790

Bizarro Drawfag 09/14/12(Fri)21:02 No.20726790

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You compliment his redesign and ask if he wants any pollinating himself hint hint.

>WISDOM SAVE
>Plant Man hates bees, you switch to the Freeze Cracker, which he is actually weak against

He says yeah, he could use some pollen... for his... stamen...

look i dont know shit about plants, you two just fuck already

Anonymous
09/14/12(Fri)21:02
No.20726799

Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)21:02 No.20726799

File: 1347670969620.png-(101 KB, 1583x681, stalkers.png)

>>20726788
HERP!

Bizarro Drawfag
09/14/12(Fri)21:03
No.20726811

Bizarro Drawfag 09/14/12(Fri)21:03 No.20726811

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Anonymous
09/14/12(Fri)21:04
No.20726816

Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)21:04 No.20726816

>>20726799
Also forgot to cross out Cloud Man.

D E R P

Bizarro Drawfag
09/14/12(Fri)21:09
No.20726875

Bizarro Drawfag 09/14/12(Fri)21:09 No.20726875

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Properties:
>Shield

Bizarro Drawfag
09/14/12(Fri)21:11
No.20726898

Bizarro Drawfag 09/14/12(Fri)21:11 No.20726898

File: 1347671509152.png-(97 KB, 1583x681, infection progress.png)

Bizarro Drawfag
09/14/12(Fri)21:12
No.20726902

Bizarro Drawfag 09/14/12(Fri)21:12 No.20726902

File: 1347671547538.png-(60 KB, 1888x845, robotlady785.png)

ALRIGHT, now that you have one more of the ever versatile and super-good shield weapons, it's time to move on to...?

Anonymous
09/14/12(Fri)21:15
No.20726934

Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)21:15 No.20726934

For reference, here is the last thread:

http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/20702084/

Anonymous
09/14/12(Fri)21:21
No.20727004

Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)21:21 No.20727004

>>20726902
Bright man.

Have we found a Stalker from his generation yet? Because I've been suspicious of him since we saw him around on a couple missions, and the yellow certainly doesn't help.

Anonymous
09/14/12(Fri)21:22
No.20727013

Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)21:22 No.20727013

I vote Bright Man.

ALSO

A list of presumably safe and uninfected Robot Masters, from those generations in which we have already encountered a Stalker. We should probably check these guys out and see if that bears out.

Bomb Man
Fire Man
Elec Man
Crash Man
Nitro Man
Chill Man
Solar Man

Bizarro Drawfag
09/14/12(Fri)21:30
No.20727095

Bizarro Drawfag 09/14/12(Fri)21:30 No.20727095

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You find Bright Man just sittin' around readin' a magazine.

Anonymous
09/14/12(Fri)21:31
No.20727111

Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)21:31 No.20727111

>>20727095
"Sup, shiny?"

Anonymous
09/14/12(Fri)21:33
No.20727130

Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)21:33 No.20727130

>>20727095
Sneak up behind him and stab him in the back of the head cover his eyes.

First switching to whatever he's weak to, as determined by somebody else's vote that actually knows such things.

Anonymous
09/14/12(Fri)21:45
No.20727244

Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)21:45 No.20727244

>>20727130
That'd be Rain Flush.

Bizarro Drawfag
09/14/12(Fri)21:47
No.20727261

Bizarro Drawfag 09/14/12(Fri)21:47 No.20727261

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You switch to the Rain Flush, sneak up behind him, cover his eyes and ask him what's up.

He's like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nothin'.

!UdzMmUq0Oc
09/14/12(Fri)22:06
No.20727413

!UdzMmUq0Oc 09/14/12(Fri)22:06 No.20727413

>>20727261
Man, I have got nothing.

Anonymous
09/14/12(Fri)22:10
No.20727457

Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)22:10 No.20727457

>>20727261
Ask him about what he was reading.

Anonymous
09/14/12(Fri)22:10
No.20727460

Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)22:10 No.20727460

RUB HIS HEAD!

BEST ROMANCE

Bizarro Drawfag
09/14/12(Fri)22:19
No.20727565

Bizarro Drawfag 09/14/12(Fri)22:19 No.20727565

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You rub his head and ask what he was reading.

He says it was just the latest issue of Traps Illustrated, nothing too fancy.

Anonymous
09/14/12(Fri)22:22
No.20727592

Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)22:22 No.20727592

Sit down on/besides Bright Man, investigate said magazine!

!UdzMmUq0Oc
09/14/12(Fri)22:24
No.20727604

!UdzMmUq0Oc 09/14/12(Fri)22:24 No.20727604

>>20727565
"Like, spikes and fake doors and stuff?"

Anonymous
09/14/12(Fri)22:26
No.20727629

Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)22:26 No.20727629

>>20727565
Comment that you didn't know he was into that.

Had too. Fucking /tg/, what are you doing to me?

Bizarro Drawfag
09/14/12(Fri)22:27
No.20727649

Bizarro Drawfag 09/14/12(Fri)22:27 No.20727649

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You ask if it's like... spikes and stuff.

He says it is, actually.

Alright.

Anonymous
09/14/12(Fri)22:37
No.20727751

Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)22:37 No.20727751

Come to think of it, we're actually probably eventually going to have to fight Mega Man, aren't we?

We should totally have some spikes. Or blades.

Like, huge, instant kill moving blades on the ceiling and floor that have to be dodged in succession.

Anonymous
09/14/12(Fri)22:40
No.20727790

Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)22:40 No.20727790

>>20727751
I Wanna Be The Guy levels of spikes and blades? Fruit too?

Bizarro Drawfag
09/14/12(Fri)22:44
No.20727819

Bizarro Drawfag 09/14/12(Fri)22:44 No.20727819

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Now that you think about it, you might want to look into some traps too. Some spikes, death apples, some kinda robot... knife... thing.

All kindsa shit, for when you gotta fight Mega Man.

Granted, he'll get past all of them, but still.

Anonymous
09/14/12(Fri)22:46
No.20727848

Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)22:46 No.20727848

>>20727819
After all, it's not about actually killing him.

It's about STYLE. You could get ranked up there with Guts Man's droppy platforms or Heat Man's insufferably long vanishing block thing!

Anonymous
09/14/12(Fri)22:47
No.20727856

Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)22:47 No.20727856

>>20727819
Vanishing platforms over spikes. He HATES that. Better yet, make them invisible, vanishing platforms.

Actually talk to bright man about some trap ideas, he'll eat that right up.

Bizarro Drawfag
09/14/12(Fri)22:56
No.20727941

Bizarro Drawfag 09/14/12(Fri)22:56 No.20727941

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Using your WISDOM you and Bright Man have a deep discussion on trap design.

He is impressed, you really know your way around trap placement and timing mechanisms.

Anonymous
09/14/12(Fri)23:03
No.20727995

Anonymous 09/14/12(Fri)23:03 No.20727995

>>20727941
There are many potential terrible come-on lines involving puns about spikes and pits. Throw one of them out there and fuck him already.

Bizarro Drawfag
09/14/12(Fri)23:07
No.20728031

Bizarro Drawfag 09/14/12(Fri)23:07 No.20728031

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You mention that he should trigger your release switch to... automatic... trap trap... robot sex.

He's like alright, sounds good.

Bizarro Drawfag
09/14/12(Fri)23:08
No.20728036

Bizarro Drawfag 09/14/12(Fri)23:08 No.20728036

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Bizarro Drawfag
09/14/12(Fri)23:09
No.20728040

Bizarro Drawfag 09/14/12(Fri)23:09 No.20728040

File: 1347678541420.png-(27 KB, 1877x844, robotlady792.png)

Bizarro Drawfag
09/14/12(Fri)23:12
No.20728066

Bizarro Drawfag 09/14/12(Fri)23:12 No.20728066

File: 1347678749501.png-(63 KB, 1888x845, robotlady793.png)

Properties:
>Other (Stops time)
>Stuns target
>Shield piercing

Bizarro Drawfag
09/14/12(Fri)23:13
No.20728072

Bizarro Drawfag 09/14/12(Fri)23:13 No.20728072

File: 1347678786883.png-(98 KB, 1583x681, infection progress.png)

Bizarro Drawfag
09/14/12(Fri)23:16
No.20728117

Bizarro Drawfag 09/14/12(Fri)23:16 No.20728117

File: 1347678979662.png-(54 KB, 1888x845, robotlady794.png)

Wow, is that two more Robot Masters already?

Ah well, just means more PLOT will have to happen NEXT TIME.

On the next episode of LRMQ:
>One more of these fuckers
>More obtuse video game references
>A Stalker will definitely try to wreck your shit

NEXT TIME ON LADY ROBOT MASTER QUEST, SAME BOARD, SAME TIME, BUT THIS TIME ON WEDNESDAY AGAIN provided my internet connection holds up

I hope you've enjoyed it.

!UdzMmUq0Oc
09/14/12(Fri)23:43
No.20728377

!UdzMmUq0Oc 09/14/12(Fri)23:43 No.20728377

>>20728117
Of course we have. Even if no one else will admit it.