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>>20685411

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>>20685411

>>20685431
I might accidentally repost this.

>add something
>refresh
>find the new copy
>download and add something
>refresh
>find the new copy

FUUUUCK

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>>20685446

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Combined, cause I'm a nice guy

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>>20685466

>>20685496
>>20685512

Come on now, compromise. Make it "Anal Sock Circumference Color".

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>>20685512
finally...

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>>20685536

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>>20685569
Comic Sans is overpowered.

>>20685584

Right now it looks like character sheet for something akin to Maid Quest.

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>>20685584

>>20685613

...and now it looks like a character sheet for Team Fortress 2: The Tabletop RPG.

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>>20685613
>hat power

Yes. YES.

>>20685647
Is that a codec frequency? Are we playing Metal Gear Maid Fortress 2, now?

>>20685613
>>20685647

Combine those two.

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>>20685662

Done it myself.

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>>20685675

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>>20685675

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>>20685688
>>20685690

>>20685708
>Final Fantasy Tactics: Metal Gear Maid Fortress Pro Skater 2

I'd play it.

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>>20685708

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>>20685708

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>>20685774

Compiled

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4chan's being slow today. Trying to post this for the last ten minutes to see if she's too overpowered.

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>>20685774
Come on... POST!

As a sidenote. Whoever my fellow finn was that got banned indefinitely, fuck him for using all the IPs.

>>20685897
> .jpg

I don't think so.

>>20685821
>>20685897
Great, now we've come to the part where the sheet is so packed, we're going to have several incompatible versions.

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I don't even know what I'm doing here.

>>20685897
>>20685916
That one's missing the Magical Girls technique, plus it's a blurry jpg.

>>20685928
I vote this for current edition.

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I'm HELPING!

>>20685944
>.jpg

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING

>>20685928
>>20685943
>>20685944
As long as there's space for Meyers-Briggs Personality Type, then I'm ok with it.

>>20685959
FUCKING MS PAINT!!!!

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>>20685928

>>20685988
Compiled, I'm not putting in the Blood Sugar Meter though, takes up to much space.

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>>20685961
I tried.

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>>20685892

Fuck you too, I wanted to do exact same thing.

I love you.
I really, really, really love you.
Have my babies, /tg/.

>>20686012
You didn't roll for anal circumference?

>>20686021
Hey hey no fair adding space

>>20686021
But that's cheating.

>>20686035

I had no idea what I was doing.

>>20686041
>>20686049

Where's the rule?

>>20686021

Booooooo! Go back to your whatever-system-are-you-playing.

>>20686064
>Add one thing to the character sheet

>>20686064
Don't be a smartass, troll somewhere else.

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>>20686005

>>20686073

There's nothing in there about increasing the size.

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>>20686021

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>>20686096

>>20686099
You have been promoted from Smartass to That Guy.

>>20686130

Dude why're you so mad?

No really. I don't get why you're so upset over something like this.

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>>20686099
>adding a thing (in this case space) doesn't count as adding a thing

So wait there was no fucking point in making it smaller then. God dammit.

>>20686156
And now we're having edition wars.

The Purists (No adding space) vs. The Spacers

I'm with the Purists, by the way. Adding space goes against the spirit of the exercise.

>>20686151
I'm not mad, kid. I've posted in this thread twice.

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Bleargh

How about we put this debate to rest and somebody start a page 2. I think were about at the space limit.

>>20686186

Fellow Purist bro here.

BURN THE HERETICAL SPACE

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Fixed ver

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>>20686196
>>20686228
Page 2, gents!

>spaces
>page 2

What are you guys even doing

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Cats?

>>20686270
We wouldn't want to get it too crow- No, sorry, i can't finish that sentence. Just can't.

>>20686270
>1 page character sheets
>2012
What system are you playing that fits everything onto one single-sided sheet of paper?

>>20686300
Risus

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Are visual touch-ups acceptable?

I left it out, in case of angry purists. ;_;

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>>20686300
Most of the games I play can fit their entire rulebook onto a single-sided sheet of paper.

>>20686288
Alright, so now we start building the system, yeah?

>>20686308
Actually that is quite beautiful.

You have my permission to put it in, if you so desire.

>>20686321
I think we already did.

>>20686330
Then it's time for a campaign setting and a test run, right?

>>20686368
>test run
dis gun b gud

Who'll volunteer for GM duty?

>>20686330
Its a simple system. Every value on this sheet is derived from another value on the sheet.

What is so hard to understand?

>>20686368
Shall we write the setting a sentence at a time?

>In the purple, malt-tasting future of the 43rd Cycle there is only newspapers.

Okay you got 30 points and 15 letters to use.

Create characters.

>>20686403
Obviously
>>20686438
this guy.

>>20686433
Surely there is some random generator on the internet that can help us here.

>>20686438
'E' costs 3 points.
'AIOU' each cost 2 points.
'Q' is free.
Hyphens, when used in names, cost seven thousand points.

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>>20686193
I'm a part of the revolt!

>>20686438
POINTS: 30

LETTERS:

R S T L N E SWORD ITEM

>>20686455
>using random generators
>not writing a complex and realistic setting yourself

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>>20686474

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>>20686502
It's just to get things quicker.

So, while some of you create characters, using any of the sheets...

Nah, I'll just leave this here and let someone roll your first setting.

rolled 3 = 3

>>20686536
Nightmare mode, of course?

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>>20686433
Will do.

>>20686463
Thorvald = 4 points?
26 points remaining distributed among the values on the sheet, not counting codec frequency.
I think I only used 29 of my 30 points, but I'm not sure.

>>20686474
>>20686535
people who can't tell left from right

>>20686561
He's obviously got his back to the viewer, hence why you can't see his face.

rolled 13 = 13

>>20686550
So we live on a lot of meteors. And i do mean A LOT.

>>20686561
Actually you're right.
I have no idea where is left and where is right.
I have no idea how I should turn keys to unlock doors.

>>20686602
Are you facing the doors, or facing away from the doors?
If you don't know, can the door see your face?

This is important.

>>20686614
Door journal, day 13
'He is just standing there, key in hand. He was there for a couple of hours already. Scary. No face. Why won't he do something with the key!? He just stands there, staring. No face, but staring. NO FACE!'

>>20686557
You have way too many letters there.

Your hat power only takes most of the letters.

And you got way too many points.


30 points. 15 letters. ACROSS the whole sheet.

You want a name? You need to use letters for that.

Hat power? Letters.

Phone signal power? Points.
Number of abilities? Points.
Anal circumference? Points.
Legs? Points.
Number of dice rolled at 12 o'clock? Numbers and a letter if you want to get fancy like yourself.

>>20686633
;_;
Maybe I should have read the rulebook first.
Rectifying the sheet.

>>20686557
How are you alive with a blood sugar of 2?

>>20686660
carefully

>>20686660
He has 2 blood sugar testers, not 2 bloodsugar.

>>20686660
Probably some third-party splat

>>20686674
Supplements, already?

I don't even think the original has a title yet.

>>20686736
Project No.20685312

Does it work as a name?

>>20686764
I think "Calvin Ball: /tg/ edition" might work too.

>>20686764
Oh yeah, that just rolls right off the tongue.

>>20686778
Got a problem with saying "twenty-million-eight-hundred-and-fifty-three-thousand-three-hundred-and-twelve" quickly?

>>20686807
Nah, but 'project' is a real tonguetwister.

>>20686773
Ironically, "Calvin Ball: /tg/ edition" has more syllables than "Two-oh-six eight five three twelve".

>lesPreo class
This isn't Car Lesbians, captcha.

>>20686807
wat

Bro, that's 20-685-312. Are you wearing your contacts?

I'm just gonna leave this here:


"The universe is composed of five basic elements: Water, Air, Fire, Dirt - and Fucking Magnets. How do THEY work?"¨-Dope no Shaggy, Head Honcho of the Skoob Clan

Although the term miracle is generally used to describe the abilities of juggenja both in game terms and within the malt-tasting world of the 43rd Cycle, in point of fact it is incorrect. The provocations used by juggenja to accomplish motherfucking miracles are freestyle raps that provoke the brolementals in totally radical and sick rhyming patterns. Because the brolementals lack any self-control as metahumanity understands it, they tend to respond instinctively in the same manner each time a specific miracle is provoked, hence the relatively static effects of the miracles described in this section.

Notes: Any juggenja can learn and provoke miracles aligned to the four basic elements. To provoke Fucking Magnets-aligned miracles, the juggenja must have the "Magnet Fucker" advantage.
The forbidden and feared kind of magic known as Science, practiced by terrible Scientists, is learned by consorting with the twisted spirits known as Lying Motherfuckers. Conducting scientific experiments (Science equivalent of provoking miracles) causes loss of Plant Points, and increases blood sugar. This can lead to a character being consumed by Diabeetus, essentially becoming unplayable.

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>>20686973
I want to kiss you.

So if it's 12 o'clock and I need to roll 5d12, can I boost my hops with dices that rolled lower than my number of abilities or do I have to multiply them by typeface modifier and subtract them from my days to live?

The game is Manlady Mystical Hipster Hopscotch

>>20687072

Not counting the Fucking Magnets + Air variant, because it looks unbalanced.

>>20687072
You'll have the sheet. You can justify your stuff trough the sheet.

I'll call up on your bullshit if need be, which results in rap battle, unless I say otherwise.

Rest of the posse can call bullshit and make me choose the rap battle.

Other then that, we roll with it, or come up a rule to make this work.

>>20687137

>rap battles

So that's why there's socks color and crossbow ammo.

>>20687089
It only seems unbalanced because you're not looking at Music (Fucking Magnets + Air) in the proper context. It's intended as an anti-Science, anti-Diabeetus force. "Music is magic, pure and clean, you can hear it and feel it but it can't be seen." remember? It WILL look overpowered in a game set in one of the low-Science, low-Diabeetus periods, but any sufficiently powerful Scientific and/or Diabeetic force will murder or corrupt your entire posse if you don't invest into Air + Fucking Magnets.

>>20687160
as said. If need be. You can solve the situation with the colour of your socks?

Describe it and I'll call it if I think it's bullshit. It might also pass. Or change the situation in some way.

Hey guys do you mind if I minimize my days to live for more power?

>>20687270
That's what they're there for.

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Alright, it took some time and every splat book but here's my character.

I skimped out on plant points and was able to get myself more d6, combined with the multiplication modifiers from my tummy I was able to combine my already fomidable dice rolled at midnight with my crossbow ammo. The fedoras synergize with the anal circumference to bump my fiingerless glove modifier through the roof throwing more d6 onto my dice rolls. I found a death knell in the Book of Mahou Shoujo Fightan that gives me a gigantic explosion on death fueled by my midnight dice roll. Finally I was able to take advantage of my emotional vulnerability score to substantially increase the heat generated through the sheer constant rage my character feel when his jewish modifier reacts to the Vow of Poverty ability. Finally, I've used the popular days to live exploit to get resurrection, allowing my character to explode as many times per day as he has wishes, which replenish on death.

So can I join your campaign guys?

>>20687535
inb4 Purists start flinging shit at you for using the Spacer sheet.

This is exactly why I fucking love /tg/.

Someone archive this thread for the love of god.

>>20687559
>>20687535

I will admit my first thought was not that he has 0 Plant Points and purple socks.

It was that FUCKING SPACER SHEET.

LIVE , BEE SEEN.

>>20687535
>No Modern Arts Degree
>Spacer sheet
>No cats stat
>Spacer sheet
>Hat power is hat power
>Spacer sheet

Oh shit socks, what are you doing?

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Rate my character.

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>>20687958
Minmaxing

>>20687962
Purple out of ten.

Although I think you're playing with too lax a Sheet Master. Look at all those points and letters man.

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Why does nobody want Plant Points?

I wonder if the 30 points and 15 letters a bit too strict.

Then again, I'd want to play and go "I'm MAXIMUS MANPOWER! Who the fuck are you?" as my solution to every and all problems.

Especially if our resident that guy would use no letters on his minmaxed character.

>>20688119
Because then you'd be a dirty Druid minmaxer.

Fuck that class man.

>>20688122
on his minmaxed characters name* I meant.

Also >>20688119

I'd use all the points plant points.

MAXIMUS MANPOWER
30 plants
final day starts now
NO REGRETS
FINAL DESTINATION!

>>20688160
But he would have no legs.

>>20688198
Why would you need legs if you had thirty plant power?

>>20688227
Lol plants just carry you around.

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>Not playing the new edition
>2012

>>20686773
Also "Mao: /tg/ edition"

>>20688949
I just fucking vomited.