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You have already infected all these guys, and are infected with one other Stalker virus.

See, those are other versions of the MORRIGAN virus. You've already fought and defeated Shade Man, Blade Man, and Flash Man who carried the DEMITRI, HSIENKO, and PYRON viruses respectively. Cut Man's JEDAH virus was benign, so you let him go.

Still infected with one more, which is bad. Wow, this all seems really stupid.

You also selected the following upgrades:
>Class - More respectable
>Wisdom - You got a Wikipedia in your head
>Charm - The less said about this the better, MAXED OUT
>Skill - Can demonstrate an impressive talent at will

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FAQ:
>this is terrible, you are terrible. report/sage/etc
I ain't drawing no porn, this is just softcore silly fun. That's it, no nudity, never. Give it a shot, might enjoy it maybe?

>i am morbidly interested in this, but i never know when you update
I'm keeping a semi-regular schedule, I make sure to tell you when the next update will be at the end of every chapter now. If that's not enough, you can get up to the minute updates on my twitter: https://twitter.com/bizarroDF

That about covers it, what do?
>_

>>20626525
>That about covers it, what do?
Tell me how we'd go about finding who controls the other Stalker in us.
We have a bit of wisdom.
Who else has experience with Stalkers? E.g. is Cut Man still around?

>>20626498
Let's do Heat Man next. We already got Bubble Man's weapon.

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You decide on Heat Man next.

On the way over, you try to narrow down the source of your Stalker. It could be anyone you've had 'relations' with. You should probably ask Cut Man for any information, he's been in the game longer.

Luckily, you find Cut Man and several other Robot Masters at Heat Man's barbecue.

>>20626749
Awesome! What's on the grill? Who else has come? Were we invited?

>>20626749
Hey heat man. What's happening?

(Are we able to eat things and gain nutrition from it, or is this a grill for humans?)

Yo cut man. What's up recently?

(We can't talk about stalkers in front of Heat man)

Switch to Bubble Lead.

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You take a look around to see who else is here.

Anywhere between 10-30... people. Robot Masters, Robots, and even a human or two.

You can eat food, and process it into energy, sure, whatever.

>>20626917
What would Break man be weak to?

Well, if what's on the grill's good, get in line to grab a bite. There's usually a line at BBQs.

Say Hi to Guts man and Splashwo man, ask what's up.
Maybe Splashwo man has more info on Stalkers after what happened with Shade man?

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You switch to the Bubble Lead.

You ask Cut Man what's up, and also if you're actually allowed to be at this little party y'all got goin'.

He's like are you serious? This is an intervention for Splash Woman.

>>20626917
Ask Splash Woman if everything worked out alright after we took care of Flash Man.

>>20626977
Huh? An intervention? Do tell.

>>20626986
Splashwo man is a raging alcoholic.

Well, we'd better get involved with the intervention. We can hook up with Heat man at the Afterparty. For now, I sense PLOT nearby.

>>20627000
I had hoped she would get over it, after we removed the stalker.

>>20627013
Wait. Splashwo man got charmed by Flash man and Shade man?

Tough break. Might need to spend some time talking to her, as well as talking to Cut man.

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You ask Splash Woman what happened after that whole thing with Flash Man.

She tells you nothing really, she, Plum, and Roll wound up naked in a closet somewhere and had to deal with some puzzles or something to get their clothes back and get out. Truth be told she doesn't remember much, usually when she ends up among a group of people naked she just assumes she's had a little too much to drink the night before, and should deal with it in the most reasonable way: more drinking.

>>20627101
Ha!
Does she know where Plum and Roll are now? Have they recovered?

Has Splash woman been looking into any hostile robot masters, or heard rumors about any robot masters that are trying to enslave or kill everyone?

I figure after the shit she's been through, she must have at least a vague idea.

Also, I assume this intervention is to try to stop her raging alcoholism? Hm. If we can ever get a moment alone with her, we could switch to hornet chaser and have a one on one talk. Don't do that in public, though - don't need to tip off any other stalkers.

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You ask if Roll and Plum are okay. She says yeah, probably.

You ask if she has been looking into hostile Robot Masters. She is not.

Not even a little? Or heard anything?

She says that they tend to come to her, being one of the few female Robot Masters, she gets plenty of attention, and it first it was pretty cool, then things got really... weird and molesty.

...and that's why she drinks.

>>20627241
Oh well. I'm sure someone else will know.

For instance, Break man / Proto man (can't tell which one he is purely by sight). What's he been up to lately?

And, what's Cut Man heard about hostile Robot Masters?

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You ask Proto Man what's going on, and if he's Break Man?

He's like no, he's Proto Man. Break Man was an alias remember? Anyway, he hasn't been doing much, just going wherever, doing whatever, same old shit.

>>20627386
So still busy being all mysterious? That's cool, I guess.

And what kind of weirdo humans would hang out with these guys?

>Megaman game on /tg/
>See Protoman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cnYvMC2fCo

>>20627386
Can't blame him.
Seen anything interesting in his travels or just same old shit?
He keep up contacts with Roll and Mega?
(Does Mega even exist in this AU?)

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You take a look around and see what humans are at this thing.

You see Dr. Wily talking to Dr. Cossack, calling him a visionary, who lacks imagination. What his designs need are to slap some SKULLS on that bitch.

Dr. Cossack tells him crap like is why Mega Man is always foiling his plans.

>>20627563
Didn't Cossack create Skull Man? How is he supposed to put more skulls on that guy?

>>20627563
Better stay away from Wily. Since he's the boss, he might give us actual WORK to do.

Grab a bite at the grill.

>>20627563
I thought Dr. Cossack wouldn't even tolerate being in the same room with Dr. Wily, what with his daughter being kidnapped once by Wily and stuff.

>>20627665
Well, eventually Kalinka grows up and needs to get a job. Maybe Wily is her employer now?

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You go back and grab a burger, wow, this is pretty good.

Heat Man notices you enjoying it.

>>20627764
Welp, time to sensually eat, lick, and/or suck the burger while asking Heat Man what his plans for the rest of the day are.
Tell him that the BBQ is getting pretty hot, does he give a shit if you undress a little?

>>20627764
Tell him he's a great chef, and it's really nice he volunteered to host this.

>>20627764
THIS AM GOOD BURGER. YOU MAKE?

>>20627786

Sincere is the way to go. A guy who barbecues food for everyone and hosts/takes part in an intervention for an alcoholic friend is possibly a nice guy and the friendly and polite approach could work.

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You tell him the food's really good, and he's real nice for getting this together to help Splash Woman.

He tells you it was nothing really, Guts Man told him they wanted to get everyone together to talk to Splash Woman, and he figured a cookout was a way to do it.

>>20627894
Ask him what he thinks about Splash Woman.
Does he like splash woman?
Does he *like* splash woman?

>>20627894
So the BBQ was his idea? Brilliant!
We never knew he was such a swell guy. To be fair, I think we never talked to him. What does he usually do for Wily?

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You ask him what he usually does around here. Well, honestly, not much... cooking, sometimes, but not a lot of official duty anymore.

You ask how he feels about Splash Woman, and if he has any feelings for her or anything like that. He thinks she's alright, but she doesn't really do much for him. I mean, she's not even the hottest one here to be honest.

>>20628040
Oh? Who is?

Use CHARM.

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You ask him who he could POSSIBLY be referring to.

He says it's nobody really, this sweet little thing named Blade Woman. You've probably never even met her.

>>20628153
Let's see if the Blade Woman model can blush.

>>20628153
Ask if he's got anyone who can tend the grill for, say, 15 minutes. If not, ask if he's doing anything after the BBQ.

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Blushing, you ask if maybe someone else can watch the grill for a little while?

He says he could delegate it to one of the Sniper Joes that helps him cook sometimes.

You know, if you wanted to do anything at the moment, that is.

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Properites:
>Energy
>Fire

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Okay then! Who next?

>>20628404
Sheepman.

You know beast is the right choice.

rolled 1 = 1

>>20628404
1=Charge Man
2=Sheep Man

>>20628404
Sheep man.

Can Blade Woman do a new zealand accent?

>>20628404
Let's do a little of bestiality

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You find Sheep Man just watching T.V., nothing in particular, looks like he's channel surfing.

>>20628584
Poke him to see if he's as fluffy as he looks.

>>20628584
Better switch to that Baseball striker before we annoy him.

"Hey Sheep Man. Any Baseball on?"

>>20628584
Touch fuzzy tail.

>>20628584
I wonder if Sheep Man's ever played a video game called Catherine.

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You switch to the Rebound Striker and poke Sheep Man to see if he is as fluffy as he looks.

He is indeed, and seems to be rather sensitive too.

>>20628761
Touch fluffy “tail”

>>20628761
Pet Sheep Man

>>20628761
Just continue doing that blissfully for the rest of your existence.

>>20628761
Use the hidden TICKLE ATTACK!

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You begin to pet him more earnestly, you admit, it is a bit therapeutic.

After a while, Sheep Man asks who's behind him doing this.

>>20628873
Hug him, say Hi.

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You jump over the couch, pull Sheep Man into a hug, and say hi.

Sheep Man just says oh, hi.

>>20629008
I'd say "Wait for Sheep Man to make the next move", continue petting.

>>20629008
questions him how someone as fluffy as him can exist

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You continue petting him and ask how it's even physically possible to be as fluffy as he is.

He's not sure? He was made that way I guess?

>>20629062
Sit on his lap, facing him.

>>20629062
so, are you fluffy... everywhere? *blush*

>>20629062
Ask him if he'd rather look at something other then the television.

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You position yourself on Sheep Man's lap and make a few obtuse sex jokes.

He kind of sees where you're going with this, and is willing to oblige.

>>20629201
*SEX MODE ACTIVATE*

>>20629201
PROGRESS.

Use our wisdom - how exactly do we find out who owns the other stalker we're infected with?

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Properties:
>Energy
>Electric

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Alright, one more done!

Before we move on, let's go ahead and do a Wisdom check on what we know about Stalkers...

Plantman next?

rolled 13, 12, 9, 19, 6, 6, 17, 12, 4 = 98

>>20629289
Ya sure

Right.
Here are our options:
Bright man
Weak to Rain flush, and flying skulls.
Knight man
Weak to Yamato Man's spear. Very heavily armored.
Plant man
Weak to Ice weapons. Also weak to Fire weapons, but not as weak.
Charge man
Weak to power stone (flying rocks). We have flying junk, which may or may not be the same.
Dive man
Weak to flying junk and flying skulls.
Skull man
Weak to flying junk.

I'm up for some Plantman.

>>20629352
Forgive me for being new, but do we need to use their weaknesses? Does it help any in seducing them?

>>20629286
plantman, maaaaan

>>20629362
Yes, we get a seduction bonus if we use a weakness.

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Looking back at the Stalkers you've faced so far, you've begun to notice a few patterns.

For one thing, your upgrades appear as yellow components on your body. Similarly, most of the Stalker carriers have yellow components as well. Not all, but some.

Another thing you've noticed is that you've only encountered one Stalker per game, so it's likely that Wily only installed one onto each generation of Robot Masters.

You may also find it worth noting that somewhere along the way, you have picked up a yet unidentified Stalker.

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You wonder why that's worth noting, you already had one.

MORRIGAN informs you that you are mistaken, you picked up another one. You're up to two now.

Well shit, that's something you're gonna have to deal with.

AFTER MEETING WITH PLANT MAN

NEXT TIME, ON LADY ROBOT MASTER QUEST: MEETING WITH PLANT MAN, SAME BOARD, SAME TIME, BUT IT WILL BE ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT

sorry for stringing you along for a bit, i aim for 2 robot masters a night and some of y'all wanted some more info and i felt i had to convey some clues

>>20629403
Do sheepmans yellow arm things mean he had a virus? Or is that just how he was colored because Wily is a dick?

>>20629472
Heat man is also part yellow as well.
In fact, he is mostly yellow.