>>20619626

You have never been a prideful soul. You never saw the point, really, of resting upon your laurels, to allow yourself to savor the glories you've brought to your name and rank.

You had always ducked out of award ceremonies, you had always refused to accept the finery and regalia that came with such exemplar performance. If your hands were forced, well, you had always made it a point to deflect the praise to someone else, and if really pressed to accept it, you had always done so - not only with obvious reluctance, but also with obvious humility. After which your award would mysteriously end up in someone else's trophy cabinet, or in a convenient bin.

It's just one of those things you do not wish to bother with. Like paperwork. You've permanently delegated that to your long-suffering friend and aide the moment you took up the position, much to her chagrin. You plan to make it up to her someday, of course, but like any good friend, she bore it with a smile in her voice and a spring in her step. Even with her situation, as regrettable as it is.

Maybe you should take care of your friends more, eh?

[1/2]

>>20619635

In any case. You do not like to dwell upon your victories or your accomplishments. You believe that doing so - even if just for a moment - can rot away your hunger, eroding that need to be better than your last mission, your last fight. You cannot allow yourself to be sated because that path lies complacency, sloth, and ultimately defeat. Hubris is anathema to your efforts, and you will die on your own blade first before you let it corrupt you.

Well, no, maybe you won't. Not really. Perhaps you will just work as a secretary, somewhere. A change of pace is always nice. Maybe a teacher?

You are Valnikov Kharn. Warmaster. The highest-ranking Magical Girl of Kyuubey's Officio Assassinorum, in the city of Mitakihara, country of Japan. You are in your personal quarters - it would be insulting to call it a suite - and it is the early hours of the morning, with the sun just having risen. You are still in bed. You have not slept the entire night.

It is here that you briefly contemplate about giving your father a call.

Beside you, your latest conquest murmurs your name underneath her breath, her unbound blonde hair spilling over the pillow, the mass of flaxen strands mingling with your midnight-colored own. Clasping your right arm close to her soft, warm and clothesless form. A tender, fatigued smile on her lips.

[2/3]

>>20619648
>Kharn being lewd

God dammit Decu, now there are going to be so many more fapfics that i'm going to have to read

>>20619648

Is that who I think it is?
Then again blond hair can belong to anyone. Right?

>>20619663
Yessssssss! Lewd for the lewd God, Fapfics for the Fapfics Throne


The best time of the day has come! I am ready.

>>20619648

Yes, you like blondes, for reasons unbeknownst to you.

You have never really thought why. Perhaps they taste better?

Ah! There. A knocking sound, at the door. It is most probably your aide and greatest friend. She is quiet and polite about it, as always - her knocking just low enough not to be heard by anyone else except you. You've always had impeccably sharp hearing.

What is to be done?

[]Tell her to come in.
[]Tell her to come back after a while, have a bit more fun with...ah, you forgot her name already.
[]Stay quiet, pretend to be asleep. She will get the point.

>>Pre-Chiaki Murderface from Kharn's POV.

This is why I love you, Deculture.

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We Black☆Rock Shooter now!
mfw

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Finaly it's backstory time!

Tell her to come in.

>>20619690
>[]Tell her to come back after a while, have a bit more fun with...ah, you forgot her name already.

Ah Kharn so lewd
but seriously call her in

>>20619690
[x]Tell her to come in

I'm very tempted to go with Choice 2 but hey, I can write it out someday.

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>>20619690

>>20619690
>[X]Tell her to come in.

>>20619690
Tell her to come in and join the fun.

>[X]Tell her to come in.

Enjoying the our position is one thing. Neglecting our duties is another!
Besides, there is no same between magical girls. We all share the same tragic fate!

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So Kharn was an Alpha lesbian pimp as well as warmaster? I feel even more sorry for her curent situation now.

>>20619690
[x]Tell her to come in.

>>20619690
[X]Tell her to come in.

First there's likely to be work to do. Second what's the point of being Warmaster if we can't show off our conquests to our aide.

Invite her in and to join the fun. You know she is too polite and reserved to join in, but it's fun to tease her anyway.

>>20619690
>[x]Tell her to come back after a while, have a bit more fun with...ah, you forgot her name already.

Is it Mami, perhaps?

>>20619648
>her unbound blonde hair spilling over the pillow, the mass of flaxen strands mingling with your midnight-colored own.
I can't hold all that purple prose.

>>20619741
>>There is no shame between magical girls.

Liches and whores.

>>20619690
[x]Tell her to come in.
Better to take care of work as quickly as we can.

>>20619795
Hey, as long as nobody starts talking about seafood, i'm on board with whatever.

>>20619795
You're now manually hearing the maid with the flexan hair.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-_Ax9PGoes

>heinedc music,

>>20619814
>Flexan hair
Does your hair even lift?

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>>20619699
We're more like Black Gold Saw.

>>20619690
[X]Tell her to come in.

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>>20619690
Send the maid in. Oh yeah

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>>20619843
My BGS senses were tingling
We BGS now?

>>20619690

call her in but cover yourself and your 'conquest' up before she comes in. not everyone can appreciate a sight like this as strange as that might seem.

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>>20619939
She must be used to it by now.
We don't seem to have any sort of delicacy.

>>20619714 >>20619713 >>20619708

You call to her from behind the door to come in. Yes, people can call you negligent, maybe even slacking off in your duties, but they can never say that you are the sort to put pleasure before business.

No, you have always made it a point to enjoy both at the same time, if possible.

The door opens slowly, respectfuly, and a skull pokes its head in. Well, no, it's not an actual skull - it's a black helmet with the stylized face of a grinning skull painted on the visor, giving the wearer a rather menacing look while completely hiding her face from view. A hand, encased a full-fingered padded glove, peeks from the edge of the door and widens the crack just a tiny bit.

"Morning call, Warmaster Kharn." The calm, vox-corrupted voice comes clearly from the airtight, seamless helmet - certain seams where the mouth should be glowing crimson with every word. A moment more, and your aide finally steps fully into the room - if she minds you being naked in bed with another girl, well, she doesn't show it.

A glowing tablet device is clutched in her gloved hands. "As usual, I've brought your proposed itinerary for today, along with other Warmaster-type stuff you'd probably want to take note of before breakfast is served. Compliments of the Incubator, of course." She bumps the door to your quarters close with her hip, the thick chain there jangling quietly. "Oh, and speaking of breakfast, today is a nice Western one, bacon, eggs, pancakes, and mashed potatoes."

[1/2]

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>Mami
>Being a Girltoy of Kharn

No. Nope. No. No way. Uh-uh. Nie. Nein. Nada. Niente. Niet.

>>20619963
>Heavy Metal Bikerchick

...Mami? were you a rebellious teen?

>>20619963

Such is the burden of your position. You let out a sigh between pursed lips, the sound coming out hilariously like someone passing wind. Your friend snorts at this.

"Anyway, do you want to hear your itinerary first, or do you want to go straight to your urgent stuff?" The Culexus peers closer to the tablet in her hands, before swiping a finger across the surface. "You have three actionable items today, two of them direct from the Incubator, and one from the Fourteenth Incubator from Italy."

[]Itinerary.
[]The urgent...things.
[]Tell her to take her helmet off and talk to you directly.

>>20619985
Urgent-ness.

>>20619977
I think you have your timeline confused. Warmaster Kharnette means that Mami is still a field agent instead of a secretary.

>>20619985
>[x]The urgent stuff
Why wake up for anything that isn't urgent?

>>20619985
Itinerary
also politely ask her to take off the helmet

>>20619985
Options 3 and 2, in that order.

>>20619985
Query: Do we have mechanical limbs at this point, y/n?

>>20619985
[X]The urgent...things.

>>20619985
[X]Tell her to take her helmet off and talk to you directly.

Running around in broad daylight is silly.

Then
[x]The urgent...things.

and after that
[x]Itinerary.

Its not like we`re in a hurry.

>>20619963
The ghost had dem hips?
Me gusta

>>20620002
>Are you a subprocessor?

>>20619985
[x]The urgent...things.

>>20619985
Helmet off!

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>>20619974
and it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down~

>>20619985
Take off her helmet, we don't like talking to a skull this early in the morning

Then give us the important stuff

>>20619985
Ask her to take her helmet off, then ask what's urgent.

"You know, you don't need to wear the full getup every minute of the job if you don't want to."

>>20619985
[x]The urgent...things.
Well, they must be urgent for a reason.

>>20620002

This is a good question!

Deculture can answer it in fluff soon, hopefully.

Tell her to take her helmet off

Errr... I think Deculture mentioned in a tweet that Culexus need their uniform to control their powers.

>>20619985
>[X]Tell her to take her helmet off and talk to you directly.

Jokingly
"You know exactly how I feel about skulls, I'm extremely possessive of them. Take off the helmet before I'm overly tempted by the sight of it and go looking for your real one."
Then
[X]The urgent...things.

>>20620002
I think the op image is a good indicator whether we do or don't

I'm guessing the skull helmet is another 40k reference? Honestly, I'm imagining Akira from Rival Schools.

Ask her to take the helmet off, then ask about what's urgent.

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Ha ha! I have awoken just in time to catch the thread, awesome. Shitty first-pass of that thing what I was doing with Chiaki being excessively pimpin'. Also started the blueline pass of the Chiaki Stole Five MiGs, but I'mma need more time to dick around with that and fix the foot. Anyway.

>>20619985

Let's hear the itinerary, I suppose.

>>20620101
that is pimp as almighty hell.

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>>20619985
[x]Tell her to take her helmet off and talk to you directly.

>>20620099
<- Reference to the Animus speculum, the Culexus helmet.

>>20620069
Not as much control but direct
There isn't really any controlling culexus powers since their very existence is anathema to magic

>>20620099
Culexus are 40k assassins who are sort of like a black hole in the magical fabric of the universe.
Their helmet lets them focus their powers and is skull shaped as a terror tactic

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>>20620145
>>20620121

I see. Well, since the description says "skull painted on the visor, I'm still imagining Akira.

>>20620194

That's who I thought of at first as well, and I'll continue to do so until evidence proves otherwise. Akira was the most moe biker warrior ever.

>>20620101
>Tiny Pete in a bikini.
Awesome.

>>20619690
>Kharn in charge of fucking all the bitches

But... but... those hands! HOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK?

Kharn's telling Chiaki this story, right? Filling her in on her past... Did she mention having slept with someone to Murderface? And that she had a favored taste for blondes, and Mami could be one whom she conquered?

>>20620244

She's got a mouth, doesn't she?

>>20620244
Magic! Also she has a mouth, I'm sure she can be remarkably gentle with those hands, and I'm guessing most of the attention during these activities is directed towards Kharn.

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>>20620241

There will be bearskin bikinis for everyone, yes.

>>20620070 >>20620009 >>20620000

You click your tongue at your aide as you smile at her. She should have known by now about your little hobby of collecting skulls. She should at least respect it by keeping any skull-related paraphernalia out of your sight, unless she wants them added to your little collection. Your aide should just remove her helmet and address you directly, so there will be none of this skull business until you've bathed, dressed and breakfasted.

This earns you a chuckle from behind the skullish helm. "Kharn, as much as I'd like to humor you, I'm not exactly keen on having you or your groupie there being sick all over the place. Housekeeping has already been complaining about how you've been tearing up your sheets as of late. They remind you that while they have a budget specifically set aside for you, replacing satin sheets every time you have someone over is kind of getting annoying. And the curtains. And the mattress. Pretty much everything, really."

The helm's vox unit glows again as she coughs politely into a clenched fist.

"Anyway, let's see. Actionable Item 1, direct from the Incubator: You're required to meet the Third Incubator's Warmaster and her retinue to settle a certain issue regarding the death of three of their Eversor squads. They're understandably irate, so Kyuubey says to use your impeccable tact and judgement regarding this matter." She swipes at the screen again. "This brings us neatly to Item 2 - Girl A, the one who killed those three Eversor squads in what we're currently referring to as an 'unfortunate misunderstanding' in a joint operation - is awaiting your judgment. Kyuubey is trusting you to make the right decision. She is currently in the Silent Room, under heavy guard."

[1/2]

>>20620248
"And that, Murderface, is the story of how I fucked every single girl in the office... Twice!"
"..."
"Oh. Wait, I was supposed to be telling you about your past."

>>20620248
If, at the end of this story, the only thing Chiaki registers is "Wait, you bonked Mami?", I will laugh. Hard.

>>20620248

Given how unashamed she is about her hobbies to herself and also her assistant, she probably sees little qualm with the start of her story to her old friend Murderface being like "Ahhh, I remember that morning well.. A crisp morning dew on the windows, no aching in the joints, and the prey of the previous evening being a young blonde number, still present.. Fu fu. In any case, my assistant came and knocked.."

>>20620278
Murderface in the silent room for killing three eversor squads?
Why am I not surprised

>>20620278
>Housekeeping has already been complaining about how you've been tearing up your sheets as of late. They remind you that while they have a budget specifically set aside for you, replacing satin sheets every time you have someone over is kind of getting annoying. And the curtains. And the mattress. Pretty much everything, really."

Kharn is best pimp.

>>20620278
>They remind you that while they have a budget specifically set aside for you, replacing satin sheets every time you have someone over is kind of getting annoying. And the curtains. And the mattress.
>And the curtains.

... What? Why would you...

How would the curtains get-...

... Dammit Kharn.

>>20620279
"And then there was Theresa, the redhead in marketing, and after that I did Asami, the brunette in HR, and I think I'm getting off track. I was supposed to be telling you about our shared history.

Well there was that one time we both shared a bed with another woman, you just laid there smoking cigarettes and staring at the ceiling ignoring us. You said you had a lovely time."

>>20620218

That... is oddly adorable.

>>20620301
>Well there was that one time we both shared a bed with another woman, you just laid there smoking cigarettes and staring at the ceiling ignoring us. You said you had a lovely time."

I can just see that. Why can I see that so clearly?

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>>20620291
We can't be sure that's actually Murderface.

>killing three eversor squads
Ho well, nevermind.

>>20620301
Ahaha yes, that is very Murderface.

>>20620278

>They remind you that while they have a budget specifically set aside for you, replacing satin sheets every time you have someone over is kind of getting annoying. And the curtains. And the mattress. Pretty much everything, really."

I think this pretty much cinches why Souji doesn't even blink at other girls being naked in front of him. The chick's an animal who probably bangs him until he's firing blanks.

>captcha: bricklayer,

Oh, something's a layer, here, alright.

>>20620301

>Well there was that one time we both shared a bed with another woman, you just laid there smoking cigarettes and staring at the ceiling ignoring us. You said you had a lovely time.

Motherfucker. Why do you bastards do this to me every thread?

I will add that to the list after Murder Baron and Chiaki Stole Five MiGs.

>>20620311
Shouldn't that be a golf club in her hands?

>>20620311
"Girl A" was murderface's title before Kharn dubbed her "Murderface", since she never came up with a name for herself.

I suspect we're going to get to see the magical moment in this thread or the next...

>>20620301

That's our Murderface!

>>Murderfacenkilled three Eversor SQUADS over a 'misunderstanding'.

I miss Murderface already. Goddammit Chiaki.

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>>20620327
She is versatile.

>>20620321
Fuck yeah, I got your attention. This makes me absurdly happy.

She's probably annoyed, not because of the girls having extremely raucous sex a foot away but because she didn't have any alcohol at hand and because Kharn and the object of her affection stole the blankets away from her, they might have even dumped them on the floor.

I'll leave her state of dress or undress up to you.

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>>20620301
She learned from the best.

>accord heEmpor
Yes captcha, we are in accord with the most manly of god-empors. Truly, a blessed day.

>>20620338
That's more like it

>>20620321

Now you are giving me images.

Remember when we wanted to make Souji ejaculate blood? I am sure Kharn already did it and got bored of it.

>>20620337
Timestop is a hell of a drug, yo.

>>20620339
She should still be dressed. Then again this is pre-Chiaki Murderface but I still feel it natural that in such a situation she would be in her puella magi outfit

>>20620337

Three squads, that is three ones, and that is terrible.

>>20620337
Chiaki could also kill three squads, if her Time Stop was still working right.
Besides, this also underscores how out of control she was and how close QB came to just retiring her because of all the trouble she caused.

>>20620366
I bet Sayaka was beging him to let her do it.

>>20620366
I think it better shows how powerful the timestop ability is and how we're never going to get to use it in the present day.

>>20620278

Girl A. The Magical Girl Mami Tomoe, your rumored future successor, rescued from a Witch's Nightmare six months ago. She had risen from her coma a month after that, with...no memory of where she was, who she was, and how she came to be stuck in such a dreadful place. Of course, Kyuubey's immediate reaction was termination, but Mami Tomoe lobbied furiously to induct the girl into the Officio, to have her join their ranks. Killing her then, the blonde had reasoned, would be putting all their efforts to waste.

You remember being amused by her spirited defense of the girl, who, during the proceedings, merely held Mami's hand, staring quietly at nothing, her long black hair almost touching the floor. Cold, uncaring, unfeeling. Detached. As if the proceedings did not concern her in the slightest. It was around that point, too, that Kyuubey asked for your counsel - and you'd been in the middle of imagining how Tomoe would sound like in the throes of orgasm when he did.

You ruled in favor of keeping Girl A around, and you remember Tomoe smiling at you gratefully through her tears. You had dinner with her after, of course, but nothing really came out of that. Well, you did get a small kiss on the cheek, and you tried to press the issue, but she rebuffed your advances - saying that she wasn't really that kind of girl.

You drank yourself to sleep after that, with your aide trying her best to cheer you up.

It's funny. Your first time being rejected. You never got over that.

[2/3]

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>Girl A, the one who killed those three Eversor squads in what we're currently referring to as an 'unfortunate misunderstanding' in a joint operation

How do you even kill a Mahou Shoujo "accidentally"? I mean, she would have to shatter their Soulgems and its not like Mahou Shoujos aren`t though as fuck.

How do you even do that? This is fucking Setting-your-cereals-on-fire-levels of retarded!

>>20620382
>Timestop being overpowered
What a surprise.

>>20620391
I love you, Deculture. That's all I can say between the slasher smiles and nonstop giggling.

>>20620393
it wasn't an accident

>>20620393
She killed them on purpose. Kyubey is lying to the other incubator because "One of my top agents decided to slaughter a bunch of your dudes" isn't exactly good publicity.

>>20620391
>Not Mami.
I'm not sure whether to be relieved or disappointed.

Mami is purest magic girl.

Good Mami.

Just as we expected.

>>20620391
Oh Mami
You're so Pure

>>20620397

Well, it might be a surprise to people who are used to video games where there's always something there to balance the usage of timestopping abilities, or in stories where there's some obvious huge downside that keeps it from being abused. So not everyone may realize the extent of what a broken ability it is, and probably why it was Homura's ONLY ability.

Except for Kyouko's little hug stunt being a wrench in the works, the Madoka anime made it pretty obvious that Homura could probably mass-murder any other magical girl if she chose. Hitting the soul gem on a frozen target isn't exactly rocket surgery.

>>20620393
It wasn't an accident, it was an "unfortunate misunderstanding" during a joint operation.

Remember this is Murderface, pre-Chiaki Murderface. When she was nigh-emotionless except for pent up rage. Bitches probably got in between her and the job and/or her cigarettes and pills.

It's impressive what you can do with high caliber weaponry and military grade explosives when you have functioning time stop.

>>20620428
Gotta wonder just how close to being retired Murderface came, if she fucked up QB's plans by getting other Incubators on his case like this. And by our previous incarnation's reputation, apparently it wasn't an isolated incident.

>rocket surgery

But anon.... It is actually easier than real surgery.... Much more room to work with and everything nicely labelled in the manual.

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>>20620391
>Well, you did get a small kiss on the cheek, and you tried to press the issue, but she rebuffed your advances - saying that she wasn't really that kind of girl.

I`m sorry for ever doubting you, Patron of Pancakes! Mami is the best girl.

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>>20620393
>"accidentally"

>>20620451
I just hate it when a character is given an ability, it is found to be too powerful, and then there's some bullshit contrivance that prevents the ability from ever being used again.

>Everyone in the thread acting as if they wouldn't watch with boner-fueled glee at Mami's orgasmic face as she's licked into toe-curling ecstacy.

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>>20620391

"...If you'll direct your attention back at me instead of the ceiling, Warmaster, I'll go ahead and mention the last item, that being a missive from the Fourteenth Incubator. He's asking if Miss Nero, his Warmaster, made it to her flight back last night, as she has not yet turned up in the country as of this morning."

"Hnh," you hear yourself say, apropos of absolutely nothing. "That...that is interesting question. I, uh, um..."

Your friend and aide, Malal, laughs softly from behind her helm, and you hear her smile in her voice.

"I'll let the Fourteenth Incubator know that you have no idea where she is, then. Oh, and I'll have the chef make something Italian. We can just go through your itinerary after breakfast." She taps something on the tablet's screen, before clenching her right hand and touching it above her breast, her personal salute to you. "Warmaster."

With that, she leaves your room, closing the door gently behind her. The Fourteenth Incubator's Warmaster - Nero - cuddling up closer to you, murmuring something romantic-sounding in her melodramatic tongue.

What do you do?

[]Have some more quality time with Nero. Start the day right.
[]Get up and get ready. You have been idle long enough.

>Everyone in the thread acting as if they wouldn't watch with boner-fueled glee at Mami's orgasmic face as she's licked into toe-curling ecstacy.

>misspell caption enough times to trigger flood warning
>shit nigga I'm blind

>>20620508
I'd prefer metal-fingering.

>>20620451

It's a very expensive ability with a limited supply of juice unless you're willing to reset the universe.. Homura actually ran out of juice against Walpurgis in the anime.

>>20620499
according to pinky we CAN use it.

we just have to deal with pinky.

Why /tg/ refuses to pursue best girl is a mystery however

>>20620514
First option and...

Nero = Nero from the Fate Stay universe? Red Seibah?

>>20620514
> Miss Nero
Fate time?

>>20620514
[x]Have some more quality time with Nero. Start the day right.
May as well get some pleasure out of this day, before Girl A sucks all of it out with the mess she caused.

>>20620499

That's something that always pisses me off in stories and in games.

Luckily it's a bit different in this case since Deculture's not the one who gave her a BS power in the first place, and it's 80% player paranoia keeping us from abusing it. :B

>>20620514
[]get up and get ready

PROFFESSIONALISM

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>>20620514
>blonde hair
>Nero

>>20620514
Have some quality time. Girl A is going to be a bitch to deal with, better go in a good mood.

>>20620514
Warmasterfuck! Warmasterfuck! It's awwwwright!

...I'm sorry, please carry on.

>>20620514
[X]Have some more quality time with Nero. Start the day right.

We have priorities. And those priorities consist of lesbianism.

It's okay, it's perfectly work related. We are forging stronger bonds of camaraderie with the Fourteenth which will in the future lead to more successful joint operations.

That being said, wake Nero up with a mind-shattering orgasm, best way to wake up.

>>20620514
Yay Akira who is actually Malal
My First Waifu

>>20620481
I have never been able to find out but where is this picture from?
My google fu is too weak

>>20620514

we've had our share of fun for now, business calls and we wouldn't want to dull our self right?

>no, do her until the sun goes down!
>stop it boner, go away!
>NO!

>>20620568
Toradora. If you watch it you will spend half your time yelling at the protagonist for not going after the best girl.

>>20620514

>Our buddy really is Akira
>We just fucked Nero Saber

This is the best day.

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>>20620514
>Nero

>>20620568

Taiga from Toradora. Imagine a highschool slice of life story which actually ends up good and the tsundere isn't generic retarded.

>>20620514
[X]Have some more quality time with Nero. Start the day right.

>>20620594
>Imagine a highschool slice of life story which actually ends up good and the tsundere isn't generic retarded.
... And you will have imagined something much better than Toradora?

>>20620514
[x]Have some more quality time with Nero. Start the day right.

[X] Mana transfer.

Hedonistic Kharn is best Kharn

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>>20620514
[x] Mana-Transfer
Umu~!

>>20620514
The answer is simple
>[X]JAM IT IN

>>20620514
>There is an actual visible prompt to engage in lesbianism

>Implying a quest thread would ever not take it

Touch Fluffy Tail.

>>20620514
Start the day right
I doubt girl A will be trouble but lets enjoy ourself to start the day, why change a good habit after all

>>20620602

compared to other high school animes it's a god among insects

[x] THE HIPS OF FALLEN ANGELS

>>20620514
>[]Have some more quality time with Nero. Start the day right.
Matsuda is too fucked up for relationships, but Kharn seems to be fairly well adjusted so may as well take advantage of it.

>>20620514

I usually prefer to keep things professional but I can make an exception, tell our underling to keep the coffee warm and we'll be up in thirty minutes. She'll get the picture.

Let's get to work.

>>20620683

There's a big difference between relationships and booty calls. Chiaki could have those as well, if she actually wanted to and didn't keep running into girls who would cry into their diaries for weeks if she kicked them out of bed afterwards.

>>20620704
I don't think Midori would mind all that much
Iori would

>>20620391
Don't worry Kharn, everyone else thinks that too.

>>20620683
Matsuda can barely see "too fucked up for relationships" with a telescope.

Emotional intimacy beyond very carefully defined thresholds is out of the question, and physical intimacy aside from hugs from a very restricted set of people is met with panic, paranoia, and generally freaking the fuck out.

>>20620704
I don't see Chiaki as a booty call kind of person. In the end it'd make her feel even worst and more pathetic. This is even supposing that she didn't push them away and find a bottle of whisky to drown in and a pack of cigs to smoke after a kiss.

>>20620732
What about molestation by Kharn? She may be able to handle that or at least be unable to do much about it

>>20620712

Midori may be more savvy and forgiving, but like Iori she's still really infatuated with us, even though she sort of knows it's a bad idea. Even if she acts strong, she'd be kind of heartbroken if we just fucked her and acted like it was no big thing.

>>20620712
>I don't thing Midori wouldn't mind being a one-night stand

I mean, i like the girl, but she's just a few more loose gears shy of going full yandere on us. If we tried to love her and leave her, we would end up in her Nightmare Barrier in ten seconds flat.

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>>20620758

Pretend the eyes are red, I can't figure out SHIT in photoshop.

>>20620758

Is that not the thrill of it all?

>>20620758
I doubt we woud outright love her and leave her but for just sleeping with her then acting like nothing happened I dare say she wouldn't resct be too badly

>>20620758

I think she's just infatuated and clingy, and seriously spurning her is just going to break her heart and leave her really depressed. Destroying someone's hero worship crush doesn't exactly mean she's going to suddenly become a yandere.

>>20620755
>if we just fucked her and acted like it was no big thing
Not going to argue with you there, but I kind of think we might have already did, albeit in a rather unconventional way. Soulgem licking will never cease to amuse me.

>>20620758
>just a few more loose gears shy of going full yandere on us

QUICKLY GENTLEMEN! LETS GET TO SHAKING THOSE GEARS!

then trigger Iori going full yandere so we can have a battle royale for our heart. ONLY THE STRONGEST CAN BECOME OUR WAIFU

Humping the Midori is kinda a bad idea given Murderface does not know how lesbians work.

>>20620783
Have you ever met a person in love? Because I couldn't disagree with you more.

>>20620804
isnt it just a matter of rubbing slot A

>>20620793

Technically so! Although licking a gem to see what it tastes like(and what happens) is leagues easier to see as an honest accident than "Throwing someone into bed and having your way with them, by accident."

"I fell on her. Multiple times."

>>20620743
I think the very last thing that Chiaki could handle would be a loss of control like that.

If you look at her relations with everyone else we have clear lines of what is allowed and what isn't and we guard those lines pretty strongly. Our relationships with people while most of the affection comes from the outside we regulate how much comes in and as is shown by Iori push back when it exceeds those lines. We guard our control over our life and what we let into our life very carefully. We do this because we know that without extreme control we're likely to whisky-pancake ourself all the way down to rock bottom or start slaughtering things. It's one of the reasons we hold our professionalism so high.

So back to your question. My personal opinion is that we'd freak out, especially if there wasn't anything we could do about it. Panicking, emotions that we've bottle up, as much violence as we could summon up.

>>20620799
Throw pinky into the mix and watch the fireworks

>>20620793
Me either

>>20620804
I would disagree given she seemed to understand what happened in the manga pretty clearly

>>20620799

... Oh shit. Ohshitohshitohshit.

QB was going to be recruiting a new magical girl. Mami said we probably shouldn't worry about it being Iori, because she's got a future and stuff, right?

And right after that, about half of her production company god brutally murdered, and we then blew one of their biggest sponsors up with a fucking anti-material rifle.

So Iori... Doesn't really have all that much of a certain future anymore now, does she?

>>20620793
>>20620783
I think you're both underestimating how people with obsessions can get.

>>20620804
>Experimentation is half the fun~

>>20620804

I am not sure if Midori does. Her works does not mean she actually know the tongue motions.

>>20620799
Murderface I don't know, but Kharn, I can totally imagine doing that.

>>20620818

Rub slot A, Lick fold B, penetrate fold B, lick button C, tweak knob Q, then assume position 31, commence reverse build Beta N...

>>20620791

Midori is going to require more careful handling than Iori. Despite her being more mature than Iori due to her life's circumstances, she's gonna have to weaned her off of her crush on Murderface if she's going to come out of this with a reasonably healthy mind. Her introduction to Chiaki was not gentle, and she's been in a rather intense emotional rollercoaster since then.

>>20620830

She has the theoretical background to know things to try. Beyond that it's just down to improvisation and adaptability.

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>>20620823
do not even joke about that

>>20620827

And I think you may be overestimating how big of an obsession she has, no offense.

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>>20620848
Cap'n, She cannae keep up like this, she dinna have tha powah!

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>>20620823
Reposting from last thread

>>20620853
>Emotional rollercoaster
I think you mean, "The Murderface Experience".

>>20620857

I wasn't. I am actually genuinely sitting here going "Oh shit. We done goofed."

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>>20620773
Quick 'n dirty edit.

>>20620879
Well we haven't goofed as it wasn't our fault. Deculture has just as planned his way towards this if you're right.

>>20620890
Ah Shion was always my favourite girl. Doubly so after reading the manga version.

>>20620821

But Pinky just sit there and give them all golden weapons. Then she will observe the show with us. While doing the tongue motion to us.

>>20620879
It took you THIS long to realize that?
That's why some of us were saying that damage control on Iori was going to be so critical.

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>>20620878

>>20620855
I think Midori could pick it up pretty easily, she knows what feels good, she can apply her own experiences to making Chiaki feel good. She's also enthusiastic which means a lot.

I'm not thinking Chiaki could do that well in reciprocating. Ignoring her complete unsuitability for relations and close intimacy, she doesn't seem like the kind of girl who really paid any attention to masturbation, any of the theoretical aspects of sex or anything like that. She doesn't have a foundation to work from, unless of course she retains some relevant know-how from the times in her life that she's forgotten.

>>20620917
I get a feeling sex with Pinky is like a praying mantis. She does a whole different kind of eating you when it's over.

>>20620869
None taken.

My opinion is that she's keeping quiet about it because we rebuffed her the once already, but she really seems to be unhealthily attached to us.

I mean, she didn't even know Chiaki when she said that she was 'happy' to have her killswitch in our hands, and we've been all over the mixed-message train since that point. But, i could always be wrong.

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>>20620758
>Midori
>Anywhere near Yandere

I don`t even think you know what Yandere means. Heck. I don`t even think you know what "Obsessive" means. I`ve seen quite a fair share of Girls that are obsessive about you and Midori is pretty much nothing like that.

Yes, she is fangirling around. No fucking surprises there if you consider that the person who she considered her Idol defeated her, but instead of splattering the wall with her, give her another chance.
And then there is the thing that Chiaki gave her an orgasm by accident and for somewhat "normal" girls where sex is more of a mind-thing and tied to emotions, this doesn`t exactly scream "She is not interested in me".

What I`m trying to say is: Midori has a crush on us. There is nothing fucking yandere or obsessive about that. If you people relly believe that having a crush on someone ist the same as being obsessed with someone you should get the fuck out more often and probably get a girlfriend, because I`m sure as fuck, that none of you ever had to deal with a truly obsessive girl.

>>20620918

Deculture is not letting us go without a proper you-fucked-up moment, so I think it is unavoidable. If it is not Iori, it will be someone else. I am for one glad that it was not Mami.

>>20620934

And, of course, she's an artist. So excellent manual dexterity.

Murderface/Chiaki is basically a walking despair generator.

Which is probably why QB loves us.

>>20620944
But this is Noir, where the dames either come to bad ends, or cause bad news.

With us protecting her from an untimely demise, her fate must be to slide a knife between our ribs one day. After that, the only factor left, is motivation.

>>20620938

But anon, that is part of the fun! See if you can avoid onomnom afterwards!

>>20620948

Not to mention an active imagination.

>>20620605 >>20620559 >>20620548

You make your choice, and the young blonde woman in your arms shivers deliciously underneath you as you rouse her from slumber the way only you can. Her emerald eyes fluttering open, her unpainted lips opening in a small gasp as you explore her soft, naked form under your fingertips, tracing slow lines on every surface, pressing gently against every contour.

If only your father could see you now, you muse as you carefully part her milky thighs, despite her feeble, half-hearted protests of being much too sensitive still, down there. If only he could see his only daughter now, once an awkward girl with a hunting rifle and a crippling fear of crowds - now a powerful figure who could do anything she wants, and take anyone she so desired.

He raised you as a Valnikov first and a girl second, all right.

It takes Nero only a couple of minutes to climax, and when she does, she screams your name loud enough that your aide knocks at the door again, asking you if everything's all right.

"It is nothing," You call, after picking a blonde hair from your tongue. "Just, ah, watching the pornos movie! Yes, volume is too loud, I am sorry!"

Malal audibly lets out a sigh, and reminds you that you have thirty minutes until breakfast is served. You hastily yell your acknowledgement, just before Nero curls her arms around your neck and pulls you into a kiss.

"Il mio amore..." She murmurs just as you part, clearly not at all concerned about where your tongue has been. "Kharn, is this how you greet all of your suitors in the morning?"

How do you reply?

>>20620938
"A feeling?" She's told us already, she wants our heart. Literally.

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>>20620938

"You were delicious, Homura-chan.."

Kharn has daddy issues?

>>20620999
"Just the ones I like having around for a second go."

>>20620999

"Hn hnn, only the beautiful ones." in our sultry Russki accent. Brush her hair over her ear, apologize that we have some business to attend, and start getting ready to go meet your underling for business.

>>20620999

"only if they taste as good as they look."

short but it gets the message across.

does Kharn make it clear that she is not looking for commitment?

>>20621043
Pah, we still have half an hour.

>>20620999
"No! I also greet them with a fine breakfast and slap on the ass before they go! Haha (here's my number)"

>>20621022
Is anyone surprised? Really, I'd expect more MGs to have them to be honest.

>>20621043
This. Be classy.

>>20620999
Kiss her back.

"Only the prettiest ones my dear Nero. And the ones who truly take my breath away I share breakfast with, and for one such as yourself, I insist on breakfast in bed. And we still have 30 minutes before breakfast is served."

After saying that initiate round two of the morning.

I'm just picturing Chiaki sitting in Siberia, listening to Kharn telling her all this, with a completely blank expression.

>>20621102

And Midori taking notes.

>>20621102
we should ask her if she knows how to do the tongue thing

You know, i just realized that whoever said "Warmasterfuck" earlier was twice as right as they realized...

>>20621115
Warmaster... more like, whoremaster!

Am I right guys?

Anyway though, seriously we should get back to business before the bear meat gets burned because Kharn is too busy going off on a tangent about her lesbian exploits.

>>20621102
*Midori is 50 shades of red and hiding under pillows*

>>20621113
She doesn't just know how to do the tongue thing, she invented the tongue thing.

>>20621102
And at the end, "Thank you Kharn, I believe I need enough whisky to induce a blackout so I can forget the every detail of your sex life that you so generously shared." In complete monotone.

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>>20621102
She probably has an expression like pic related.

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>>20621146

Murderface if probably thinking how she can use the same phrase Kharn does when waking up from a night of bed-wrestling. No need to customize it for Midori either.

>>20620999
Ah, so this is why Kharn stole our clothes and put us in bed with Midori while we were both busy being passed out from blood loss.

She was just trying to introduce us to the perks of Warmastery.

>>20621179

>Murderface
>Engaging in physical intimacy
>Voluntarily

Have we been reading the same quest?

>>20621187

or, she is finding subtle ways of getting back at us for whatever it was that we did.

>>20621208

The best part, is, of course that they just lied there all night with no action involved. Maybe some alcohol drinking on the side.

>>20621143
>She doesn't just know how to do the tongue thing, she invented the tongue thing.

What Chiaki has not yet realised is that Midori was inspired by a series called Voluptuous Valnikov. A favourite in magic girl circles, some say the author based it on her own true life story.

>>20621219

Well, she still seems to have hands capable of tactile feedback in the flashback, so I think we MAY be able to draw some conclusions from that.

>>20621219
If mischieveous pranks are the worst Kharn will do then I am more than ok with it.

>>20621220
No, it was actual wrestling. Midori wanted to learn some CQC so we put her in a few arm bars and chokes then threw her around a bit, we used the bed to make sure she wasn't injured. After that we shoved a cigarette in her mouth and slept the whole night through with no physical contact aside from her hugging onto our arm as usual.

>>20620999
Only to the cute blonde ones.

>>20621262

This is golden.

>>20621262
More like Midori wanted some intimacy and Matsuda mistook it as a training request. Midori took the training just because it would give her an excuse for physical contact.

>>20621276
Gold is bad, golden is evil.

"Comrade Murderface, it is good to see you and your subordinate getting along so well. I heard that mattress squeaking last night. It is good to see you getting some, how do you say, 'action'."

"We were wrestling. I put her in a choke hold and showed her how to break a man's arm in 7 places at once."

"You are telling truth Comrade Murderface. Is so unbelievable a lie that it must be true. I am somewhat disappointed."

>>20621316
Given Malal's description of how much of Kharns room needed replacing after a night of sex that's just normal foreplay in her world.

>>20621208
I remember reading Chiaki groping Midori in her sleep recently.

>>20621339
We were manually comparing breast size for science.

That's our excuse and we're sticking to it.

>>20621339
I'm reasonably certain that's about as intimate as men checking out each other in the shower
only slightly more hands-on

>>20621339
That was for comparison... Nothing else

>>20621339
It isn't gay is she's unconscious.

>>20621349
>men checking out each other in the shower
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYn3f0OJe_s

>>20621408
Before I clicked I thought it was going to be /hm/'s 4chan cup goal horn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_btRCElzV4

>>20621043

"Hn hnn, only the beautiful ones." You say slowly, carefully, making sure to pile on your accent as thick as possible while smiling down on her - the desired effect a blush and a giggle from the italian beauty underneath you. Reaching up carefully with your hand, you brush some strands of hair away from her eyes, tucking them behind her ear, and it's then that you apologize that you have some business to take care of. Loathe are you to tear yourself away from her arms, you simply must get ready for your duties.

Nero simply shakes her head, her brilliant green eyes slightly glazed over with the afterglow from earlier. "No, no, there is no need to apologize. You have your own duties to attend to, as do I. It is our burden, being our respective Officio's best warriors, isn't it?" It's then that her blush deepens as she lowers her gaze upon your form. "I...I admit, I was first taken aback by your impetuousness, addressing me like that in such a manner, but..." Nero lets out a wistful sigh, before looking back up at you with almost worshipful eyes. "Last night, it was my first, and--"

"Yes, yes, it was incredible, out of this world, truly an experience to die for," you cut her off as you place a kiss on her lips to silence her praises. Nero is a lovely girl, and she had accepted your affectations with surprising energy and flexibility, but does she like to hear herself talk. She could talk for hours on end, lecturing you about how to behave according to your station. Calling herself 'Emperor', she was launching into how beastly your manner of dress was until you silenced her the way you did now.

[1/2]

>>20621448

The kiss has its intended effect, and she smiles softly as you withdraw. "Can I see you again, Kharn?"

You crawl off the bed, your bare feet coming in contact with the cold marble tiling of the floor - and just as you head towards the bathroom to begin your preparations, you turn to grin at her.

Your answer makes her smile. Just like all the rest.

Maybe in the future, you will feel bad about lying to all these girls.


Your shower takes you at least twenty minutes. You take your time washing away the vestiges of last night's excesses and then some. Your hair, usually an ordeal to wash, is somehow more cooperative - you suspect that Nero had taken some time brushing it last night, when you dozed off momentarily.

You finish your cleansing rituals, and you are dripping water as you stand in front of your bathroom's mirror.

It is time for the most horrible time of the day. Maybe this time you should not check, huh? It does not help any, really. Your eyes are already black, your irises red. You cannot change that. You will just feel depressed.

Still...

[]Check corruption level.
[]Let it go. You are who you are. Nothing can change that.

>>20621451
>[]Check corruption level.
Kharn may enjoy screwing around on her off time, but she still attends to all business matters.

>>20621451
Better check. No good shying away from the truth.
>>20621397
well, not for Her.

>>20621344
We're a gods damned Warmaster. We don't need no stinking excuse.

>>20621451
>your bare feet
No clang clang?

[x]Check corruption level.

>>20621451
[]Check corruption level.

Let's get it over with.

>>20621451
[X]Check corruption level.

Always check corruption level. It's a good habit, we need to know if there's been any change. It's depressing to see but not looking isn't going to change anything.

>>20621451
Second choice. We are Kharn, no amount of corruption can change that. We'll master this, in any case, our dominant personality wills it so.

[x]Check corruption level.

It has to be done. How else would we know how close we are to making that last step?

>>20621451
Check.
Prevention is key against br- soulgem cancer!

>>20621451
[x]Check corruption level.
Better to know than not.

>>20620999
"Only the finest ones."

Funny. I just put on the MGNQ playlist and it got to the max payne theme just as I read "Check corruption."

>>20621451
>[x]Let it go, the past is past.

>>20621488
The what now?

>>20621504
Seriously?
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL67063575C6FD2AB5&feature=mh_lolz

>>20621451
Well Kharn is pretty messed up as well, not as fucked in the head as Murderface, but a constant string of one night stands with women, never seeing them a second time or allowing them or us to get attached to the relationship does indicate some pretty serious intimacy issues. Hers seem restricted to the emotional front, and if I'm reading this at all right she wouldn't even really consider sleeping with any of the people she considered her friend due to the disconnect she is placing between sex and closeness.

>>20621481
Oh god I found a lump...no wait, that's my Soul Gem.

[X] Check for corruption.

>>20621451
[X] Check for corruption.

Maybe today will be different?

What do you think Kharn wished for?

Maybe the power to impress her father through combat prowess? That would make sense to me.

>>20621562
Lesbian charm power.

>>20621569
Well I assume that ALL wishes include some sort of desire for that.

>>20621569
I think that falls under impress father.
Given the apparent daddy issues the Betrayer has, some father related wish seems likely.

>>20621595
I'm going to go ahead and say that Kharn father is called Angron Valnikov

>>20621634
Shouldn't that be the other way around?

Wait, the Russian but using the Japanese naming convention has been confusing me anyway so best to ignore it.

>>20621595
Now all I can think of is some barrel cheste,d big beared, ushanka wearing, vodka swilling Russian standing over Kharn while she's doing the horizontal magic girl monster mash shouting tip and encouragement.

>>20621451
Check
We may not like doing it but we do not shy away from reality, our father taught us that well

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>>20621652

... Oh god. And you just had to share that image, didn't you?

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>>20620999
>once an awkward girl with a hunting rifle and a crippling fear of crowds

This description, for some reason, made me think of Mai from Nichijou

>>20621451
[x]Check corruption level
it's always better to know.

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>>20621652
Search your heart.
THIS is how Kharn's dad looks like

>>20621644
Valnikov is probably her surname but having been in Japan for so long she just adopted Japanese naming convention and started introducing herself that way

>>20621697
Of course.